Oh Cloud, it's never lucky being the unlucky delivery boy.

I might do one for Zack Fair or Reno. Probably Zack.

Keep writing yo~

That was amazing and really brightened my day. I was laughing the entire time.

Poor Cloud. Fanfiction writers everywhere own him. XD Own him good. But I think my favorite part of this whole thing was the very first one. Tree blood. I loved it.

This... made my I loved this line especially: "Rufus later reflects, as the door closes behind Cloud, that he hadn’t actually expected him to do it. Interesting."

Wow, that was amazing too.

“Fuck me. Get it over with. Come on. Right now. I’m here.”

Oh Cloud, how I love you. I feel so bad for him though... the Industrial Runoff has gotta be nasty!

XD Fav!

I don't know why this is so freaking hilarious - it might be the fact that it's 6 in the morning and I haven't slept yet, it could be that you're an amazingly funny writer - but whatever it is, I can't stop laughing. I think the "I'm really sorry. About the thing. Death." is what really got me.

In other words, very nicely done.

*snickers* Poor Cloud. What a day! Haha, great work with this. I especially like the little subheadings to each ownage.

Poor cloud just gave up didnt he? I hope ya write more and all. It really was funny but I kinda felt bad for cloud too!

"...well, that was new."

"You're right. I'm pretty sure that's never happened before. Why'd we leave him alone, Kadaj?"

*isn't listening* "She turned me into a HAMSTER!"

I have a baby rat called Kadaj now. You are the queen of well-writ crackfic, darls. Can't believe I never checked you out before~

OMFG WIN! Nicely done, and pretty clever!

I don't know why I didn't know this stuff existed before. You sort of embody all that is win and awesome about the VII fandom.

You are the greatest!

Best. Fucking. Fic. Ever.

Reading the stories you have has just brighten my day. Thankfully I didn't bust out laughing in the computer lab.

I love your sense of humor, keep on writing!

Holy god! XD Thats pure genious! *lmfao* Awesome!