Sephulbadishide bio
Author has written 27 stories for Metal Gear, Slayers, Harry Potter, Gundam Seed, and Final Fantasy VII. Hi, hi. You looked me up, you lucky dog you. Not much to say. I am a human being! I like bacon and robots. I wear clothes. I have a number of internal organs. I specialize in humor, as should be pretty obvious to anyone passing an eye over my story list. I'm not entirely proud of that; it's much easier to be funny than serious but one works with what one has, no? There should be a non-comedic piece or two here and there, just for practice. Read, enjoy, have a lovely time. | |||||||
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Curry reviews
A routine SOLDIER physical for Zack, right? Riiight. Nobody gets out of Hojo's office that easy.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,977 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/15/2008 - Prof. Hojo, Zack F. - Complete
Last Call reviews
Kadaj's phone finally makes an unexpected love connection! Unfortunately, there's no tower that can carry its signal where Cloud's phone must go. Contains tragic cellular death.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,046 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Published: 11/9/2007 - Kadaj, Cloud S. - Complete
A Finely Tuned Piece reviews
Cloud's motorcycle and a nameless ShinRa chopper meet in the middle of nowhere as their respective pilots also meet in the middle of nowhere. Can a sturdy hardriding machine meet the erotic demands of an anonymous, exquisitely engineered stranger? Oh yes.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,995 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/28/2007 - Cloud S., Tseng - Complete
The Day Everything Owned Cloud reviews
The title pretty much says it all. A single 24hour slice of Cloud's life, in which he is owned by everything from breakfast to Fenrir to Reno to waitresses in pasties, and then owned a few more times. Never gets a break, does he?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,767 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/23/2006 - Published: 9/2/2006 - Cloud S., Reno - Complete
Dirty Hands reviews
Cait Sith insists on reading Denzel's fortune, and finds it surprisingly spicy! Perviness ensues.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,095 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/23/2006 - Cait S. - Complete
The Turks Who Don't Do Anything reviews
It's the slowest day EVER at ShinRa HQ. See Reno, Rude, Elena, and Tseng deal with soul crushing tedium against a stylin' musical backdrop. Arrrrr.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,521 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Published: 9/22/2006 - Reno, Rude - Complete
Mechanical Resonance reviews
The triplets want the Highwind. Only Cid knows how to fly her. It's not going to go smoothly.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,121 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/3/2006 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Cid H., Yazoo - Complete
Red reviews
Reno wonders what the heck Cloud's dog wants from him, but reluctantly agrees to dinner. Over fatty pork, Red stuggles to express the plans he's been harboring for so long. The lurid saga concludes!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,982 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/28/2006 - Published: 5/27/2006 - Reno, Red XIII - Complete
Cured Meat reviews
Post AC. The triplets have been given a fresh start by Aeris and Cloud, and learn that the key to happiness in a Jenova free world is starting the day off with proper nutrition. NOT FLUFFY.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 651 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/16/2006 - Kadaj, Tifa L. - Complete
Kiss Him For Me reviews
Being God is hard work. Aeris takes a breather with Zack in Chocobo Heaven and reveals the true love of her life. Meanwhile, in the human world, a battle rages: will Aeris see Cloud tear that love apart? Aeris x Bahamut!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 963 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/16/2006 - Aerith G., Zack F.
Phone Sex reviews
Some days, the box feels a little cramped. Jenova reaches out for something to amuse herself and ruins Rufus's phone for anyone else, ever.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 764 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/12/2006 - Jenova, Rufus - Complete
Driving Pleasure reviews
Kadaj's motorcycle x Loz's motorcycle x Yazoo's motorcycle: The brothers leave their hardridden bikes alone after a long day, unaware of the smokin' hot motorpr0nz that will inevitably result!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/9/2006 - Complete
The Perfect Son reviews
Yazoo is all too aware of his shortcomings in service to Mother. How could she find any use for something like him? On the night before Reunion, Kadaj provides an answer.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/8/2006 - Yazoo, Kadaj - Complete
Hello, Hello reviews
Society and programming conspire to prevent two of Lux's Hellos from knowing true love. Can they steal a tender moment from fate, or is their passion truly an error?
Gundam Seed - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 926 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/27/2004
Gryffindor Nights reviews
Episode 2: Hedwig, Crookshanks, Mrs. Norris and Scabbers play a high-stakes game of international espionage!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,617 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 1/22/2003 - Published: 1/18/2003
Great Sage Noonsa Spreads the Word reviews
A smart-aleck slice from Noonsa's little-documented life as a wandering philosopher before he threw it all in the bin to become a professional osculator. No kissing involved. R&R deeply appreciated.
Slayers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 629 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/3/2002
A Bad Day for Otaku reviews
The 'no NC17 fic' policy makes Otacon sad. It's his day off, dammit, why must things go wrong?
Metal Gear - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 855 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/13/2002
Run Emma Run reviews
An in-game justification of the out-of-game urge to find out what would happen if Raiden killed Emma. Repeatedly. In several different ways. More or less in-character. Bonus chapter 2: Rose buys the farm!
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,232 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/25/2002 - Published: 8/23/2002
The Shower Scene reviews
It's hot. It's steamy. It's PG-13? You betcha. Full of grapefruit goodness and cheap humor at Otacon's expense. Will he drop the soap?
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,865 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/23/2002
Get In the Box, Dave reviews
What can I say? He likes boxes. Just a smidgen shounen-ai.
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 824 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 10 - Published: 4/24/2002
Thirty-Six reviews
If Snake can't sleep, -nobody- will. All done! R&R at your leisure.
Metal Gear - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,766 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 11 - Updated: 4/18/2002 - Published: 4/14/2002
The Song of the Gear reviews
A little soul-searching from the -real- hero of the Metal Gear series. Enjoy!
Metal Gear - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 192 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/6/2002
Snake Gets Some reviews
You ever notice how nobody puts out for Snake but Otacon? Justice is served!
Metal Gear - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,380 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/1/2002
Blocks reviews
Some days, even Otacon can't get a dang thing done. Some days, Snake destroys a dairy farm. Please R&R.
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,767 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/29/2002 - Published: 3/26/2002
Poker Night at Otacon's reviews
Starts at Chez Hal, but doesn't stay long. Meet the Snakemobile! See Raiden bowl! Endure Otacon's elephant jokes!
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,641 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/27/2002 - Published: 3/18/2002
Ode On a Cardboard Box reviews
Box-related humor at its most self-indulgent. If Snake got drunk and decided to write a love poem, I figure this would be it. No offense to S&O shounen-ai fans, of course, but this ain't.
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 4 - Words: 324 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/22/2002 - Published: 3/21/2002
Middle Earth Solid: the Snipe Hunt reviews
Raiden goes far afield in search of the ever-elusive snipe! Don't mind the elf, he's just there for decoration.
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,268 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 3/20/2002
