![]() Author has written 1 story for Young Justice. Name: Can't you tell? How did you get here without knowing my name? *Suspicious Glare* Age: In Earth years? Favorite colour: Yellow Place of Living: Planet Earth, Milky Way Galaxy, Universe, God's Palm, Gods Hand. I DID NOT CREATE MY PROFILE PIC! I FOUND IT ON GOOGLE! I WOULD CREATE MY OWN, BUT I CAN'T DRAW TO SAVE MY LIFE. Story Stats: Accused: I PROMISE I'LL FINISH IT! IT'S ALL PLANNED OUT AND EVERYTHING! IT'S JUST GOING A LITTLE SLOW! AFTER THIS POINT I OWN NEST TO NOTHING! EVERYTHING YOU RECOGNIZE BELONGS TO SOMEONE ELSE! My motto: “Never forget what you learned in the light when you are in the dark.” Bryan Davis. "Get traught, or get dead!" Robin, Young Justice Quotes: "I went to the dark side and got my cookies. After a few days, I found out that the other side had Waffles. I immediately switched sides." Me, about 30 seconds ago “Too much information will make your brain choke.” Ashley- Dragons in out Midst. After you face a dark sorceress and a bunch of demons in Hades, you kind of run out of the heebie-jeebies. Walter, DIOM “Not enough info makes for a lot of dead cats." “Stir not murky waters if you know not the depth or the creatures that dwell beneath the surface.” “If you draw your sword against those you sworn to protect, the very ones who trust in your strength, how will you convince them that you are a shield when the dragons come and take them away?” Dikaios smacked Elam with his tail. "His curiosity wouldn't kill a sick kitten, much less a cat.” Dakaios “I'm sorry, Mother. It's just that five days of flying with these characters has made me crawl right to the edge of sanity.' 'I fell over the edge.' Karen said. 'I jumped,' Walter added, 'And I can't seem to climb back up.” Ashley, Karen, and Walter to Theologica, OOF "Saying the streets of heaven are lined with gold is insulting heaven and giving gold too much credit." Bonnie Conner, DIOM Astrid: [punches Hiccup] That's for kidnapping me. Astrid: [Referring to Toothless] I bet he's really frightened right now... what are you gonna do about it? Hiccup: Dat-da-dah! We're dead. Hiccup: This is Berk. It snows nine months out of the year, and hails the other three. What little food grows here is tough and tasteless. The people that grow here, even more so. The only upsides are the pets. While other places have ponies, or parrots... we have dragons. Hiccup: "Excuse me, barmaid! I'm afraid you brought me the wrong offspring! I ordered an extra-large boy with beefy arms, extra guts and glory on the side. This here, this is a talking fish-bone!" Hiccup: I knew it... I'm dead. Gobber: Trolls exist! They steal your socks, but only the left ones. What's with that? [a Gronkle is let out into the training ring] Astrid: NO! YOU SON OF A HALF-TROLL, RAT-EATING, SLUDGE-BUCKET! Astrid: It's a mess. You must feel horrible. You've lost everything, your father, your tribe, your best friend... “He fainted. Then he came to and remembered what happened and fainted again.” Kale Allerion, DragonSpell. “Wear pink!' her mother had said. 'It confuses the enemy.” Lyll Alerion, DragonQuest “There's nothing like a mission to save the world to liven up a vacation.” Fenworth, Dragon Keeper Chronicles “I am an author of Christian Fantasy. My first 7 books were Christian Romance, but I came over to the Dark Side when I heard there were cookies.” “Now it's like a fog has lifted. I sense Leetu just as clearly as I can see the moon.' “I shall not tell your husband and you shall not tell my wife." “Gymn says your fine. He's examined your internal organs and found nothing lacking.” Kale to Leetu Bends, DragonSpell “Fenworth!' “Well then,' said Femworth as he came to his feet, 'let's go. Sounds like a delightful challenge before supper. Stimulate the appetite, or kill it. Interesting either way.” Fenworth, DragonQuest. “There can be as many wrong reasons to do the right thing as there are stars in the sky. There might even be more than one legitimate right reason. But there is never a right reason to do the wrong thing. Not ever.” Dar to Bardon, DragonKnight “Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that it is a good morning whether I want it or not; or that you feel good this morning; or that it is a morning to be good on?” If you are a proud Christian, copy/paste this into your profile If nothing anyone did/ can do will EVER pull you away from Jesus, copy/ paste this on your profile. If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this; because in the Bible, it says that if you deny me, then I shall deny you before my Father in the gates of Heaven Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master... He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher... He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer... He had no army, yet kings feared him... He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world... He committed no crime, yet they crucified him... He was buried in a tomb, yet he still lives today... Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us... If you truly believe in God and that Jesus Christ is his son... Then copy and paste this to your profile... If you ignore him, in the Bible, Jesus says... "If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my father in Heaven..." If you would die for your faith, copy and paste. Bring It. A: Ask When u carry a Bible, the devil gets a headache. When u open it, he collapses. When he see's u reading it, he faints. When he see's u living it, he flees. And just when your about 2 re-post this, he will try & discourage u. I just defeated him. Like, Copy, & Paste this if your in God's Army :) If you've ever threatened to exterminate your younger siblings, Copy/paste this on your profile, then grab the weapon of your choice and follow me. If you use the phrase "GREATER-THAN COLON HYPHEN LEFT-PARENTHESIS!" to express anger, copy and paste! If you plan on using the above phrase, cope/paste! If you just googled or typed the above phrase, and are now laughing at yourself, copy/paste. Sorry if I repeat stuff, but my profile's to long to check over for a certain line. For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself. So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. When you were 5, your mom gave you a ice cream cone. You thank her by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind. When you were 9, your mom drove you from swimming class to soccer and one birthday party to another. You thanked her by slamming the door and never looking back. When you were 10, your mom payed for piano classes. You thanked her by never coming to class. When you were 12, your mom was waiting for a very important call. You thanked her by talking on the phone all night. When you were 14, your mom payed for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by not bothering to write a single letter. When you were 16, your mom taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you got. When you were 17, your mom drove you to the mall and gave you her credit card. You thanked her by maxing it out. When you were 18, your mom cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by partying until dawn. When you were 20, your mom drove you to collage. You thanked her by saying good-bye to her outside the drom so you wouldn't have to say bye in front of your friends. When you were 26, your mom payed for your wedding. You thanked her by moving halfway across the world. When you were 30, your mom fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents became to children. Then, one day, she quietly died and everything you did came crashing down on you. If YOU love your mom, re-post this and if you don't, you won't care if your mom dies, will you? Month one Mommy Month Two Mommy Month Three You know what Mommy I'm a boy! Month Four Mommy my hair is starting to grow. Month Five You went to the doctor today. Month Six I can hear that doctor again. Month Seven Mommy I am okay. Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried (or did cry)post this in your profile. If you are crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, or anything else that applies, copy and paste this to your profile If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile. 92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off. If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. 98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile. If you think Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile. If you have been caught randomly dancing, copy and paste this in your profile. If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE copy this in your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile. Milk tastes BAD. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, put this in your profile. Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivly Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter. fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, Queen S of Randomness 016, Light Dragon SunsSong, Neassa, Kimiko, EdElricFan1001, HisokaYukiko, fullmetal'sgirl92,haganenocutie94,mrawgirl09, natcat5,strawberrypocky-chan, XoxBloodyAliceT.T, CuzIluvChicken12, Mikayla Burns the Hedgehog, AdenaWolf, If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this; because in the Bible, it says that if you deny me, then I shall deny you before my Father in the gates of Heaven If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile 92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off 98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile This is something so sad plz read! My name is Sarah Her name was Auroura Her dad was a drunk Her only friend She always talked to it Until her parents A bruise on her leg But she grabs her bear She sits in the corner Such a bad life Then one night Then her mom suddenly She thrusted the blade The mom walked out Police showed up One officer slowly It must have been bad I'm so against child abuse! You should be too! Copy and paste this if you're against child abuse! I Went to a Party Mom, I went to a party, I felt proud of myself, I made a healthy choice, I got into my car, Now I'm lying on the pavement, My own blood's all around me, I'm sure the guy had no idea, So why do people do it, Tell sister not to be afraid, Someone should have taught him, My breath is getting shorter, I wish that you could hold me "I dont suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it." The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide. When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, sit back, and watch the world wonder how you did it. If your like Sharpies, penguins, cookies, close friends, MSN, AIM, and the Internet,and manga and anime copy this to your profile If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil, copy and paste this onto your profile At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping it all over his lap. When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him by never even bothering to practice. When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by jumping out of the car and never looking back. When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row. When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house. When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion. You thanked him by telling him he had no taste. When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter. When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug. You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked. When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You thanked him by taking it every chance you could. When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him by being on the phone all night. When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked him by staying out partying until dawn. When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends. When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you how deeply he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the country. When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him . You thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their children. And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came crashing down like thunder on your heart. If you love your dad, post this on your profile. (Whether you're reading this or not, dad, I love you.) Have Faith A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit She ended up staying longer than As she walked along under the tall elm When she reached the alley, which was However, halfway down the alley she She became uneasy and began to pray, Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness When she reached the end of the alley, The following day, she read in the Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and Thanking the Lord for her safety and to She felt she could recognize the man, so The police asked her if she would be She agreed and immediately pointed out When the man was told he had been The officer thanked Diane for her bravery She asked if they would ask the man one Diane was curious as to why he had not When the policeman asked him, he Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly believe in God.. There was a professor of philosophy who was a deeply committed atheist. His primary goal for one required class was to spend the entire semester attempting to prove that God could not exist. His students were always afraid to argue with him because of his impecable logic. For 20 years he had taught this class and no one had ever had the courage to go against him. Sure, some had argued in class at times, but no one had ever really gone "against him". No one would go against him because he had a reputation. At the end of every semester, on the last day, he would say to his class of 300 students, "If there's anyone here who still believes in Jesus, stand up!" In 20 years, no one had ever stood up. They knew what he was going to do next. He would say,"because anyone who does believe in God is a fool". If God existed, he could stop this piece of chalk from dropping to the ground and breaking. Such a simple task to prove that he is God and yet he can't do it! And every year, he would drop the chalk onto the tile floor of the class room and it would shatter into a hundred pieces. All of the students could do nothing but stop and stare. Most of the students were convinced that God couldn't exist. Certainly, a number of Christians had slipped through, but for 20 years, they had been too afraid to stand up. Well, a few years ago, there was a freshman who happened to get enrolled in the class. He was a Christian and had heard the stories about this professor. He had to take the class because it was one of the required classes for his major. And he was afraid but for 3 months that semester he prayed every morning that he would have the courage to stand up no matter what the professor said or what the class thought. Nothing they said or did could ever shatter his faith, he hoped. Finally the day came. The professor said, "If there is anyone here who still believes in God, stand up." The professor and the class of 300 people looked at him, shocked, as he stood up at the back of classroom. The professor shouted, "You fool! If God existed he could keep this piece of chalk from breaking when it hit the ground!" He proceeded to drop the chalk, but as he did, it slipped out of his fingers, off his shirt cuff, onto the pleat of his pants, down his leg, and off his shoe. As it hit the ground, it simply rolled away unbroken. The professor's jaw dropped as he stared at the chalk. He looked up at the young man then ran out of the lecture hall. The young man who had stood up proceeded to walk to the front of the room and share his faith in Jesus for the next half hour. 300 students stayed and listened as he testified of God's love for them and of His power through Jesus. Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God? Stand up of Jesus! Re-post this on your profile if you'd be that 1 of 300 to stand strong for God. PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what... and if you stand up for him he will stand up for you. I bet 98 of you people that read this won't repost This is an interesting story. Professor : You are a Christian, aren’t you, son ? Student : Yes, sir. Professor: So, you believe in GOD ? Student : Absolutely, sir. Professor : Is GOD good ? Student : Sure. Professor: Is GOD all powerful ? Student : Yes. Professor: My brother died of cancer even though he prayed to GOD to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But GOD didn’t. How is this GOD good then? Hmm? (Student was silent.) Professor: You can’t answer, can you ? Let’s start again, young fella. Is GOD good? Student : Yes. Professor: Is satan good ? Student : No. Professor: Where does satan come from ? Student : From … GOD … Professor: That’s right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world? Student : Yes. Professor: Evil is everywhere, isn’t it ? And GOD did make everything. Correct? Student :Yes Professor: So who created evil ? (Student did not answer.) Professor: Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don’t they? Student : Yes, sir. Professor: So, who created them ? (Student had no answer.) Professor: Science says you have 5 Senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son, have you ever seen GOD? Student : No, sir. Professor: Tell us if you have ever heard your GOD? Student : No , sir. Professor: Have you ever felt your GOD, tasted your GOD, smell your GOD? Have you ever had any sensory perception of GOD for that matter? Student : No, sir. I’m afraid I haven’t. Professor: Yet you still believe in Him? Student : Yes. Professor : According to Empirical, Testable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says your GOD doesn’t exist. What do you say to that, son? Student : Nothing. I only have my faith. Professor: Yes, faith. And that is the problem Science has. Student : Professor, is there such a thing as heat? Professor: Yes. Student : And is there such a thing as cold? Professor: Yes. Student : No, sir. There isn’t. (The lecture theatre became very quiet with this turn of events.) Student : Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don’t have anything called cold. We can hit 458 degrees below zero which is no heat, but we can’t go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it. (There was pin-drop silence in the lecture theater.) Student : What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness? Professor: Yes. What is night if there isn’t darkness? Student : You’re wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have low light, normal light, bright light, flashing light. But if you have no light constantly, you have nothing and its called darkness, isn’t it? In reality, darkness isn’t. If it is, were you would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn’t you? Professor: So what is the point you are making, young man ? Student : Sir, my point is your philosophical premise is flawed. Professor: Flawed ? Can you explain how? Student : Sir, you are working on the premise of duality. You argue there is life and then there is death, a good GOD and a bad GOD. You are viewing the concept of GOD as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, Science can’t even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life: just the absence of it. Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey? Professor: If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, yes, of course, I do. Student : Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir? (The Professor shook his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument was going.) Student : Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor. Are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a scientist but a preacher? (The class was in uproar.) Student : Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor’s brain? (The class broke out into laughter. ) Student : Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor’s brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established Rules of Empirical, Stable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says that you have no brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures, sir? (The room was silent. The Professor stared at the student, his face unfathomable.) Professor: I guess you’ll have to take them on faith, son. Student : That is it sir … Exactly ! The link between man & GOD is FAITH. That is all that keeps things alive and moving. The students name was Albert Einstein How cool is that? A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." This is just sad... Try Not To Cry: Hi, my name is Kazu. I like Writing and I like Athletics. I am running down the road I suddenly tripped over. I come home with a scratch on my knee. My mummy begins to worry. I tell her I am fine. She sighs and says ok. I am at school. When suddenly I fall and hit a tree. I am sent to the sickbay. Then I am sent home. Mummy takes me to the doctors. The doctors tell mummy something. Mummy starts to cry. I tell her it's ok. I'm not going to die. She tells me I am starting. Starting to be slower. I don't know what it means. But I have become sick. I tell mummy it's ok. I will become better. Mummy starts to cry. Do I have cancer? Mummy says no. Then what do I suppose. As a year had past. I struggle to walk. My speech is getting slower. It's hard for me to talk. My friends like to help me. My classmates like to run. But I have to sit down. And watch them have fun. Then one day my teacher. Comes to see mummy. Daddy comes out. And starts to get all snotty. The teacher tells my parents. I can no longer go to school. My motion is too slow. I ask the teacher slowly. I am sorry I am useless. I start to cry and beg her. I want to go to school. The teacher gives a smile. And tells me she is sorry. The school cant really help me. The words were so cruel. The day I had to leave. My friends and classmates cried. The boys upon the windows. Wave to me goodbye. I smile and sit in the car. I am taken to a school. A school with special people. Just like me and you. I start to have some fun. I made a lot of friends. As many years passed again. I talk too slow to understand. I cannot run anymore. And I struggle to even stand. I cannot write in my diary. My motion is too slow. Then one day I am sent. To the hospital again. Now many years have passed. I lie in a warm bed. I cannot move my body. I cannot move again. I talk very slowly. I cannot move my head. My mummy sits there crying. My daddy looks depressed. I ask my mummy sadly. Am I going to die. My mother holds my hand. Yells and starts to cry. A few more years later. I have to shut my eyes. I cannot talk or move. I seem to have died. Repost this if it touced your heart. I was walking around in a store. I saw a cashier hand this little boy his money back saying "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll." Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for 5 minutes while she went to look around. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. "It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for this Christmas. She was so sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her." I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus will bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there." His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall." Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.'' ''I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister." Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. "OK" he said "I hope that I have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!" Then he looked at me and added "I asked yesterday before I slept for God to make sure I have enough money to buy this doll so that mommy can give it to my sister. He heard me!'' "I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.'' "My mommy loves white roses." A few minutes later, the old lady came again and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local newspaper article: 2 days ago, which mentioned of a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car, where there was one young lady and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-assisting machine, because the young lady would not be able to recover from the coma. Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young lady had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever. The love that this little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him. Now you have 2 choices: 1) Repost this message. You know you're a superhero book nerd when... 1) You say holy _ Batman! 2) when something dramatic happens you ask a series of questions then end it by saying "Find out next time. same bat time. same bat channel" 3) When your about to jump over the wall thingy in gym class you scream "na na na na na na BATMAN!!" 4) when you relate something happening in your life to issue number _ 5)When girls fawn over a popular boy and you look at him saying "please. he's no Robin." (who by the way are all male models in disguise) 6) When you wear a shirt stating "Booster Gold fan club" every day. 7) When you sign a secret santa present "From your friendly neirborhood spiderman" 8) when you wear a Captain Marvel, and you spaz at anyone calling him The Flash or Shazzam. 9) when your home alone you practice your super hero voice figuring that there must be something better then the christian bale voice to use as a hero. 10) Laugh at those who call you a comic book weirdo and say "on an alternate world you'd be my best friend." 11) look at your teacher and then look at a picture of Slade. then make all the possible coinsidences that could connect him with slade. once you figure out that this guy is way to close to being slade jump to conclusions and figure that Slade took a teacher form to blend in with our world on a plot to world dominaion including making his students lives impossible. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, secilmis yazar, Holly Marie Fowl, FlyingToastersUnite, Cannibalistic Skittles, Arruby, fleurdelisdemigod, KanaeValentine, Newsiesgirllaces, CK4eva, FireZenzizenzizenzic, AdenaWolf, A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son. People call her a slut. No-one knows she was raped at 13. People call a girl fat. No-one knows she has a serious disease which causes her to be over weight. People call an old man ugly. No-one knows he had a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war. Repost this if you're against bullying and stereotyping. 95% of you won't. 97% of teens would cry if they saw Robert Patterson (Edward Cullen from Twilight) standing on top of a sky scraper, about to jump. If you're one of the 3% who would sit there eating pop corn screaming "DO A FLIP!" then copy and paste this to your profile Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off it's orbit" for a couple scientists likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO! To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that. 4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!" 5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso. the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana 7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'. 9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get. (I actully did this before i read this list, but my school is so wierd no one took notice) 10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'. 12. Sing Along At The Opera. 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day. 15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache. 17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream'I Won! I Won!' 18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!' 19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.' 20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity . Copy and Paste this To Make People who read bios Smile 95% of Naruto fangirls in the world would cry if Sasuke was about to jump off a cliff, 4% would pull out a chair and some popcorn. Put this on your profile if you'd be one of the 1% that'd would run across and shove the guy off the cliff. If you use the word dude a lot, paste this onto your profile. Copy and paste this onto your profile if you use 'XD XD XD' WAY to much for your own good... ( XD ) Copy and paste this onto your profile, if you LOVE the pairing RobinxStarfire ARE YOU CRAZY? IF SO, PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE!!!!!!!!! When life give you lemons, throw them back at life and steal the oranges you ask for If you wanna WHACK the Cartoon Network people for canceling Teen Titans, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE, GET A BAT AND FOLLOW ME REMEMBER WHEN .. Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE If you wish to join add this list to your profile: 1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too) 2. Meet the recruitment bunny! 3. (Reason I joined)You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body! 4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough! 5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys! 6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life! 7. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys? 8. WORLD DOMINATION! THE BEST reason! I have already called dibs on everything to do with Wolves and Night Furys. THEY ARE OURS! YOUNG JUSTICE TIME! Who's your favorite character? Wally. His supper powers are my favorite! What's your favorite pairing? Not to big a romance fan. If it doesn't have too much fluff, Walermis. Other wise, FORGET ROMANCE! Who's your favorite gal character? Artemis. She pwns. What's your favorite episode so far? Don't hate me, it's Failsafe. Don't hate me. UPDATE: Move over Failsafe, COLDHEARTED FTW! Who's your favorite guy character? Other than Wally, Robin. He rocks. Make yourself a superhero profile: Ok here goes: Name: As an on-the-job Super: Firecracker (ya, sounds like Rocket. But I came up with this idea by combining "Thundercracker and Firebird. No Rocket name-like intended.) Powers: Fire breath, turning into a night fury, nigh fury tail and wings on human form. Costume: Black, almost in-preternatural armor scales over entire body. Looks kinda like Artemis', but with sleeves, a black hood, and no open part in the middle. Underneath the scaled is a red shirt with a ripple design. Her winter stealth mode is just like her red shirt, but white. In secret identity form, her clothes are like Megans in that she can change them into not her scales. Otherwise, she would end up naked is she had to do a quick change. And THAT would get awkward. Real awkward. Secret identaty: Tamara Adena Elizabeth Gold, Her mom was a villain (Massacre. that's her name. Ya i know, real original. Her powers are entering ones mind and changing your memories. Either making them good, or horrible. So a bad memory gets 10 Times worse. Al0s can use mind control, but it's as though YOU think that it's YOUR thought. And you remember thinking it.) a dragon hater., her dad was a dragon-turned-human. "Fear" of doctors (can't go to the doctors with wings and a tail. Your cover would be blown.) Also, fear of the dark. Weakness: Total darkness. As in No light whatsoever. I would just get weaker until I finally die. Adopted by mentor. Back Story: Meet KF at age three. only two kids who didn't go to sleep at "nap-time" in preschool. Instant friends. Wings grew at age four (just stubs then, couldn't fly till age seven), firebreath at five. One she turned 5 (half dragons mature a bit faster), her mom forced her to hunt down Other dragons-turned-humans so that she (mom) could kill them, or else the mom'd kill the dad. After refusing to ACTUALLY kill someone, the dad was killed, age 7. He died in her arms (Chest sliced open, bled to death.) She ran away. Mom has a mental link, can alter her memories at a distance. KF and Robin are the only ones who know about this. At age 14, captured by Cadmus to be used as a blood donor, because they can take out the human DNA and also because they had an "unlimited supply" since she'll stay alive as long as she had light. Rescued with Superboy at age 15 1/2. Who would your Justice League mentor be? Flash. Defiantly Flash. Or my JL OC, but that doesn't count. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, Paper Hearts and Paper Cuts, Vampiregal22,Edward-Lover1, SPOONS Secret Agent Alice,Mrs.EdwardAMCullen,Night Owl303,5x5shadow5,TotallyinLOVE53, XoXiLoVeMoRgAnViLlEvAmPiReSxOx,BloodRedStory,Clozzie,I heart Poseidon and Leo, PersonLOL, AdenaWolf Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic . . . enough said. Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back THE TEEN TITAN PLEDGE by Hexpert I promise to remember Robin when I see a young circus acrobat. I promise to remember Slade when I see a deranged psychopath. I promise to remember Beastboy when I see one with pointy ears. I promise to remember Raven when I see a person reluctant to conquer her fears. I promise to remember Starfire when I see mustard bottles. I promise to remember Cyborg when I see cars and waffles. I promise to remember Terra whenever I see a rock figurine. I promise to remember Silkie when someone eats through thick and thin. I promise to remember Dr. Light when, in darkness, one is a fool. I promise to remember Control Freak when I see a remote used as a tool. I promise to remember Bumblebee whenever I see a spark plug lying there. I promise to remember Speedy when someone is vain about his hair. I promise to remember Aqualad when I see a dignified fish. I promise to remember Mas y Menos whenever I hear someone speaking in Spanish. I promise to remember The Brain when I see an organ in a jar. I promise to remember Kid Flash when someone moves nimbly from near to far. I promise to remember Trigon when chaos and fire reign. I promise to remember Mad Mod when a teacher inflicts pain. I promise to remember Argent whenever I see red and black. I promise to remember Hotspot when fire is abundant in front and behind my back. I promise to remember Thunder and Lightning whenever a storm passes me. I promise to remember Jinx when from bad luck we flee. I promise to remember all other villains when someone laughs evilly but in glee. I promise to remember all other Titans when I see something shaped as a ''T''. Yes, I PROMISE TO REMEMBER THE TEEN TITANS FROM NOW TO ETERNITY! You Know You're a Book Addict If: A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son. People call her a slut. No-one knows she was raped at 13. People call a girl fat. No-one knows she has a serious disease which causes her to be over weight. People call an old man ugly. No-one knows he had a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war. Repost this if you're against bullying and stereotyping. 95% of you won't. 97% of teens would cry if they saw Robert Patterson (Edward Cullen from Twilight) standing on top of a sky scraper, about to jump. If you're one of the 3% who would sit there eating pop corn screaming "DO A FLIP!" then copy and paste this to your profile(I WILL DO THIS) I, soldier AdenaWolf am part of the Fangirls Army, under command of General LouissaSpitfire, and promise : To remember Robin every time I see a guy with awesome shades, somebody who's hacking something or when I go at the circus. To remember Megan every time I eat cookies or when I watch some lame sitcom. To remember Wally every time I see a ginger and every time a guy uses some lame pick-up lines on me. To remember Kaldur every time I go to the beach, every time a friend is in charge. To remember Superboy every time I see somebody destroying his T-shirt. To remember Artemis every time I annoy a ginger, every time I act like a spitfire, or when I watch a movie about a ninja girl who's ninja dad ordered her to kill her ninja boyfriend 'cause he was from a rival ninja clan. To remember Zatanna every time I hear something spoken backwards. To remember Roy every time somebody doesn't trust me. To remember Red Tornado every time human customs elude me. A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle Girl: Slow down, I'm scared! Guy: No, this is fun. Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared. Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: I love you, now slow down! Guy: Now give me a big hug. She gives him a big hug Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me. In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love 1. Put your iTunes (or iPod) on shuffle 2. For each question, press the next button to get your next answer 3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS 1. WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?Escape route. (Are the people in the lab coats coming?) 2. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU? Dragon Training.( This is true) 3. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?Twilight Princess Symphonic Movement. (Also trueish) 4. WHAT IS 22? This Time for sure. (STUPID MATH!) 5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND? Legend of Zelda Main theme Medley 6. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PERSON YOU LIKE? Romantic Flight 7. WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY? Astrid Goes for a Spin. (I LOVE my Ipod) 8. WHAT DO YOU WANNA BE WHEN YOU GROW UP? Forbidden friendship 9. WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE? Return to Mother. (Wow. Weird.) 10. WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU? The Kill Ring. (Ummmm.) 11. WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING? See you tomorrow. (True) 12. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL? Ballad pf the Goddess from Skyward Sword 13. WHAT IS YOUR HOBBIE/INTEREST? Coming back Around. 14. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET? Dragons Den. (Not the show. The real den.) 15. WHAT DO YO THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS? Dragon Battle. (Does my Ipod read my mind? 0_o) 16. WHAT IS THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN? Horse with no rider. (Or does it just read the questions off my computer?0_0) 17. HOW WILL YOU DIE? Battling the green death. (I'm gonna go out with a BANG!) 18. WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU WILL REGRET? The tear Heals.(?) 19. WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH? Ready the ships. 20. WHAT MAKES YOU CRY? Focus Hiccup! (That really what my Ipod put.) 21. WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED? The Wind Waker symphonic movement. (I don't get it either.) 22. WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST? The dragon book. (See! My Ipod just chooses awesome answers!) 23. DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU? This is Berk. (Hm. I guess than works.) 24. IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE? Where's Hiccup? (That way they would never lose him!) 25. WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW? The Legend of Zelda 25TH Anniversary Medley. 26. IF SOMEONE SAYS 'ARE YOU OKAY' YOU SAY? Flynn Wanted. (I'm gonna say that someday) 27. HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF? Counter Attack. (My Ipod must REALLY know me well) 28. WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL? Wounded. ( :-( ) 29. HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY? The curse of the black pearl: He's a pirate. 30.WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE? Kingdom Dance. (YES!) ;-) 1. Open you library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Players, ipod, etc) 2. Put it on shuffle 3. Press play 4. For every question, type the song that's playing. The questions are: (Answers in Italics) Opening credits Not so fireproof Waking up Gerudo Valley First Day of School Kakriko Village-Twilight Princes Theme Falling in Love Realization and Escape Fight Song Campfire Breaking up Great Fairy's fountain theme Prom Waiting for the Lights Life is just...O.K Test Drive Mental Breakdown New Tail Driving Kingdom Celebration Flaskback Prologue Getting Back Together The Downed Dragon Birth of a Child The Cove Wedding Coming Back Around Final Battle Legend of Zelda Main theme Death Scene Flynn Wanted Funeral Song Horse With No Rider. End Credits. Counter Attack. (Halfway trhough This one, I ran out of songs. So I repeated some. Sorry.) If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile. If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile. If you absolutely positively COMPLETELY HATE Hannah Montana, copy this into your profile. If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. Ninety-fivepercent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile Too many people have smoked marijuana. If you haven't, write this to your profile. Too many people are on crack. If you're not, then add this to your bio. If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile. If you think you can be pretty without being self-centered, copy and paste this into your profile If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile! If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile. If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile. If you still like TMNT and are in double digits, paste this in your profile. If you are call the weird one because you are seen typing fan fiction and you don't give a shit, paste this into your profile. If you ever wished that you could talk to animals, paste this into your profile. If you're against animal cruelty then copy this into your profile! If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile. If you have music in your soul, copy this to your profile. If you've ever wondered if you were adopted because of your sibling, copy this into your profile If you wish that people would just grow up and stop being racist, copy and paste this. 95 percent of teenage girls are obsessed with Miley Cyrus and Demi Lovato, if your part of the 5 percent that isn't Copy and Paste this onto your profile!
_If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile. (imagine what happens when i get more _) _If you think up stories faster than you can write them and are too lazy to do that for most of them anyway, copy this to your profile. _If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile. _If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. _If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. (all night =]) If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. _If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile. If your friends can scare you by saying the word pink or cute wittle bunny rabbits copy this to your profile. _If you have ever annoyed people just for fun copy this to your profile. _If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile. (can you say paranoid?) _If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone their not, copy and paste this into your profile. _EMBRACE THE WEIRDNESS! If you embrace the weirdness, then copy and paste this onto your profile _Too many teenagers have smoked or tried Marijuana, if you haven't, put this in your profile _If you want to see the world someday, copy and paste this into your profile. _If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile. _If several inanimate objects hate you post this on profile. If you think the Cocoa Puff Turkey Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile. _If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile. The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile. _If you don't watch Laguna Beach, The O.C., or The Hills, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. _If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile. _If you are against racism COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. The only race is humanity. -93 percent of teens would have an emotianal breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're part of the 7 percent who would say, "What was your first clue?" Copy and paste this into your profile If you are against abortion, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are against drinking and driving, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are a proud Christian, copy and paste this into your profile. If you love you dad, copy and paste this into your profile. 1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?" Copy and paste if you found this as funny as I did. PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what... and if you stand up for him he will stand up for you. I bet 98 of you people that read this won't repost "When I was five years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down "happy". They told me I didn’t understand the assignment. I told them they didn’t understand life." — John Lennon Her hair was up in a ponytail, her favorite dress tied with a bow, Today was Daddy's Day at school and she couldn't wait to go. But her mommy tried to tell her, that she probably should stay home, Why the kids not might understand, if she went to school alone. But she was not afraid; she knew just what to say, What to tell her classmates of why he wasn't there today. But still her mother worried, for her to face this day alone, And that was why, once again, she tried to keep her daughter home. But the little girl went to school eager to tell them all, About a dad she never sees, a dad who never calls. There were daddies along the wall in back for everyone to meet. Children squirming impatiently, Anxious in their seats. One by one the teacher called, a student from the class, To introduce their daddy, as seconds slowly passed. At last the teacher called her name, every child turned to stare, Each of them was searching, a man who wasn't their. "Where's her daddy at?" She heard a boy call out. "She probably doesn't have one." another student dared to shout. And from somewhere near the back, she heard a daddy say, "Looks like another deadbeat dad, too busy to waste his day." The words did not offend her, as she smiled up at her mom, And looked back at her teacher, who told her to go on. And with hands behind her back, she slowly began to speak, And out of the mouth of a child, came words incredibly unique. "My daddy couldn't be here, because he lives so far away, But I know he wishes he could be, since this is such a special day. And though you cannot meet him, I wanted you to know, All about my daddy and how he loves me so. He loved to tell me stories, he taught me to ride my bike, He surprised me with pink roses, and taught me to fly a kite. We used to share fudge sundaes, and ice cream in a cone, And though you cannot see him, I'm not standing here alone. 'Cause my daddy's always with me, even though we are apart, I know because he told me he'll forever be in my heart." with that, her little hand reached up, and lay across her chest, Feeling her own heartbeat, beneath her favorite dress. And somewhere in the crowd of dads, her mother stood in tears, Proudly watching her daughter, who was wise beyond her years. For she stood up for the love, of a man not in her life, Doing what was best for her, doing what was right. And when she dropped her hand back down, staring straight into the crowd, She finished with a voice so soft, but it's message clear and loud. "I love my daddy very much; he's my shining star, And if he could, he'd be here, but heaven's just too far. You see he is a Marine, and died just this past year, When a roadside bomb hit his convoy, and tried to make Americans fear. But sometimes when I close my eyes, it's like he never went away," And then she closed her eyes, and saw him there that day. And to her mother's amazement, she witnessed with surprise, A room full of daddies and children, all starting to close their eyes. Who knows what they saw before them, who knows what they felt inside, Perhaps for merely a second, they saw him by her side. "I know you're with my daddy," to the silence she called out, And what happened next, made believers out of those once filled with doubt. Not one of them could explain it, for each of their eyes had been closed, But there on the desk beside her, was a fragrant, long-stemmed, pink rose. And a child was blessed for only a moment, by the love of her shining star, And given the gift of believing that heaven is never too far.
1) Repost this in dedication to the America, Islamic, Chinese, Korean, Turkish, UK, Nato, and all other armed services around the world fighting for what they believe in. 2) Be a dick and pretend this didn't touch your heart. If you have ever fallen up stairs, copy this into your profile. If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile! If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy this into your profile. If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile. If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile. Quotes from G.K. Chesterton Literature is a luxury; fiction is a necessity. A room without books is like a body without a soul. (my personal favorite) Thieves respect property; they merely wish the property to become their property that they may more perfectly respect it. I am not absentminded. It is the presence of mind that makes me unaware of everything else. There are no uninteresting things, only uninterested people. Without education, we are in a horrible and deadly danger of taking educated people seriously. Education is the period during which you are being instructed by somebody you do not know, about something you do not want to know. The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because generally they are the same people. There are two ways to get enough. One is to continue to accumulate more and more. The other is to desire less. To have a right to do a thing is not at all the same as to be right in doing it. If there were no God, there would be no atheists. (It's true. And If there's no God, why do people get so worked up whenever we mention him?) The word "good" has many meanings. For example, if a man were to shoot his grandmother at a range of five hundred yards, I should call him a good shot, but not necessarily a good man. An adventure is only an inconvenience rightly considered. An inconvenience is an adventure wrongly considered. The traveler sees what he sees. The tourist sees what he has come to see. Dear Sir: Regarding your article 'What's Wrong with the World?' I am. Yours truly, It isn't that they can't see the solution. It is that they can't see the problem. There is the great lesson of 'Beauty and the Beast,' that a thing must be loved before it is lovable. I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean. Poets do not go mad; but chess-players do. Mathematicians go mad, and cashiers; but creative artists very seldom. I am not, as will be seen, in any sense attacking logic: I only say that this danger does lie in logic, not in imagination. People wonder why the novel is the most popular form of literature; people wonder why it is read more than books of science or books of metaphysics. The reason is very simple; it is merely that the novel is more true than they are. Love is not blind; that is the last thing that it is. Love is bound; and the more it is bound the less it is blind. Impartiality is a pompous name for indifference which is an elegant name for ignorance. The world will never starve for want of wonders, but for want of wonder. There is a great deal of difference between an eager man who wants to read a book and a tired man who wants a book to read. One sees great things from the valley, only small things from the peak. Love means to love that which is unlovable; or it is no virtue at all. You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it. Art, like morality, consists of drawing the line somewhere. A dead thing goes with the stream, but only a living thing can go against it. A woman uses her intelligence to find reasons to support her intuition. Do not be so open-minded that your brains fall out. We do not need to get good laws to restrain bad people. We need to get good people to restrain us from bad laws. There are no rules of architecture for a castle in the clouds. Courage is almost a contradiction in terms. It means a strong desire to live taking the form of a readiness to die. There's a lot of difference between listening and hearing. We are all in the same boat, in a stormy sea, and we owe each other a terrible loyalty. I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles. (golf is not a sport) Fairy tales say that apples were golden only to refresh the forgotten moment when we found that they were green. They make rivers run with wine only to make us remember, for one wild moment, that they run with water. If a thing is worth doing, it is worth doing badly. He may be mad, but there's method in his madness. There nearly always is method in madness. It's what drives men mad, being methodical. If you happen to read fairy tales, you will observe that one idea runs from one end of them to the other--the idea that peace and happiness can only exist on some condition. This idea, which is the core of ethics, is the core of the nursery-tales. Shall I tell you the secret of the whole world? It is that we have only known the back of the world. We see everything from behind, and it looks brutal. That is not a tree, but the back of a tree. That is not a cloud, but the back of a cloud. Cannot you see that everything is stooping and hiding a face? If we could only get round in front-- There are two ways of getting home; and one of them is to stay there. The most incredible thing about miracles is that they happen. Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese. (it's just so...so...random. I LOVE IT!) A tribute to the best show EVER!!!! Realism Astute Vicious Empathic No-Nonsense Teen Titans! Sweetness Timid Astonishing Reasonable Fair Incomparable Righteous Elative Teen Titans! Rash Orderly Brave Intelligent Nimble Teen Titans! Bold Easy-going Alert Silly Truthful Beastly Overeactive Young Teen Titans! Cool Yo! Brave Observant Ridiculous Geeky Teen Titans! Truth Endless, Enserving Never-ending, Titans, Indescribable, True Always, Never Stopping. Teen Titans! Teen Titan Fans Forever! Copy this into your profile if you love Teen Titans If you hate (or close to hate if you're a non-hater) those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull", copy and paste this into your profile. If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If your obsessed with fan fiction, copy and paste this to your profile One day, when I was a freshman in high school, I saw a kid from my class was walking home from school.His name was Kyle. It looked like he was carrying all of his books.I thought to myself, 'Why would anyone bring home all his books on a Friday? He must really be a nerd.' I had quite a weekend planned (parties and a football game with my friends tomorrow afternoon), so I shrugged my shoulders and went on. As I was walking, I saw a bunch of kids running toward him. They ran at him, knocking all his books out of his arms and tripping him so he landed in the dirt. His glasses went flying, and I saw them land in the grass about ten feet from him. He looked up and I saw this terrible sadness in his eyes. My heart went out to him. So, I jogged over to him as he crawled around looking for his glasses, and I saw a tear in his eye. As I handed him his glasses, I said, 'Those guys are jerks. They really should get lives.' He looked at me and said, 'Hey thanks!' There was a big smile on his was one of those smiles that showed real gratitude.I helped him pick up his books, and asked him where he lived. As it turned out, he lived near me, so I asked him why I had never seen him before. He said he had gone to private school before now. I would have never hung out with a private school kid before. We talked all the way home, and I carried some of his books. He turned out to be a pretty cool kid. I asked him if he wanted to play a little football with my friends. He said yes.We hung out all weekend and the more I got to know Kyle, the more I liked him, and my friends thought the same of him. Monday morning came, and there was Kyle with the huge stack of books again.I stopped him and said, 'Boy, you are gonna really build some serious muscles with this pile of books everyday!' He just laughed and handed me half the books. Over the next four years, Kyle and I became best friends.. When we were seniors we began to think about college. Kyle decided on Georgetown and I was going to Duke. I knew that we would always be friends, that the miles would never be a problem. He was going to be a doctor and I was going for business on a football scholarship. Kyle was valedictorian of our class. I teased him all the time about being a nerd. He had to prepare a speech for graduation.I was so glad it wasn't me having to get up there and speak. Graduation day, I saw Kyle. He looked great.He was one of those guys that really found himself during high school. He filled out and actually looked good in glasses. He had more dates than I had and all the girls loved him. Boy, sometimes I was jealous! Today was one of those days.I could see that he was nervous about his speech. So, I smacked him on the back and said, 'Hey, big guy, you'll be great!' He looked at me with one of those looks (the really grateful one) and smiled. 'Thanks,' he said. As he started his speech, he cleared his throat, and began, 'Graduation is a time to thank those who helped you make it through those tough years. Your parents, your teachers, your siblings, maybe a coach... but mostly your friends... I am here to tell all of you that being a friend to someone is the best gift you can give them. I am going to tell you a story.' I just looked at my friend with disbelief as he told the story of the first day we met. He had planned to kill himself over the weekend. He talked of how he had cleaned out his locker so his Mom wouldn't have to do it later and was carrying his stuff home. He looked hard at me and gave me a little smile. 'Thankfully, I was saved. My friend saved me from doing the unspeakable.' I heard the gasp go through the crowd as this handsome, popular boy told us all about his weakest moment. I saw his Mom and dad looking at me and smiling that same grateful smile. Not until that moment did I realize it's depth. Never underestimate the power of your actions. With one small gesture you can change a person's life. For better or for worse. God puts us all in each others lives to impact one another in some way. Look for God in others. You now have two choices, you can :1) Put this on your profile or 2) Forget you read this and act like it didn't touch your heart. As you can see, I took choice number 1. If you solemnly swear you are up to no good copy and paste this into your profile. If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence you tried at all. If you have infected people with your randomness and insanity, copy, paste, and find a new victim. 114 Signs You're Too Much of a Transfan 1. NASA wants you to stop asking about the location of Cybertron. 2. You're very suspicious of that blue toy truck you got for your birthday. 3. When you visited Detroit, you sat just outside the warehouse district with a pair of binoculars until security came and dragged you away. 4. Screw Team Edward! You're Team Prime! 5. You frequently talk to your car. 6. When people ask you why you talk to your car, you begin to laugh insanely. 7. You caress your car with wax monthly, and tell them not to listen to the nice people in white coats who come to your house. 8. You constantly check passing police cars to see if they have “to punish and enslave” on their side. 9. You duck and cover when you're in enormous cities that have jets flying over them. 10. You watch jets through binoculars regularly. 11. It’s a household custom for you to sift through automobile magazines, cut out pictures of cars, put them on the fridge, point at them and say: “That's a robot in disguise, I tell you! IT'S A ROBOT!” 12. You use the universal greeting when confronting hostile individuals. 13. You made oilnog for Christmas. 14. You chase after ambulances and shout: “SPIKE! IS CARLY IN LABOUR?!” 15. You also shout: “RATCHET! COME BACK!” 16. You wallowed in self-pity for days when you didn't see “Transformers” in theaters. 17. When you watched a Discovery Channel documentary about Monkeys, you said: “Trukk not munky.” 18. Your bedroom walls are painted either red or purple or both. 19. All the cookies you bake are in the shape of faction insignias. 20. The US military wants you to stop asking if you can join “N.E.S.T.” 21. You wrote a love letter and signed it “Bulkhead.” 22. You do “the wave” every time you hear the “zoom, zoom” in car commercials. 23. You like peanut butter and JaAm sandwiches. 24. Fanfiction.net has just sent you an e-mail announcing that the Transformers/Beast Wars section has just issued a restraining order against you. 25. Right after that e-mail arrived, DeviantArt forbade you from typing “Transformers” in the search engine. 26. You visited Detroit, looked into the heart of the city, and exclaimed: “Hey, where's Sumdac Tower?! Don't tell me that idiot, Powell, had the thing torn down!” 27. The only reason you watched “Cars” was the fact that you were holding onto the frail hope that a Transformer would make an appearance. 28. When your friend off-handedly mentioned that their great-grandfather was an explorer, you grabbed them by the collar and asked: “Do you have a yellow car?” 29. You walked into Burger King and asked: “Is this Burger Bot?” 30. You made a safety poster about the dangers of playing with Cosmic Rust. 31. Some people tell you you're three-faced. 32. You visited Detroit's police department and was appalled to learn that the captain's name wasn't Fanzone. 33. You won a footrace because you kept thinking: “I gotta warn Cybertron Command about the traitor!” 34. You chase after fire trucks shouting: “FIRE TRUCK! FIRE TRUCK!” 35. You're afraid of red lights. 36. You’re an activist against scrap yards that crush old cars. 37. You frequently proclaim: “I dare to be stupid!” 38. Ever since watching Transformers Animated, you've been afraid of chatspeak. 39. You ogle at police motorcycles. 40. You talk to PlainTalk. 41. When your friend cut the cake and asked “you want a piece?” you responded: “No! I want TWO!” and cackled insanely. 42. You went to the doctor's office and asked: “wHy mY ShoULdeRs hUrT?” 43. You have an emergency “in case of Decepticon attack” kit under your bed, and have a tendency to use it whenever there's a blackout. 44. When your teacher asked you if you threw that strangely Decepticon-like paper airplane, you said: “Yeeees.” 45. You wear your silver house key around your neck. 46. You were disappointed when Father Christmas didn't give you garbage. 47. You bought a scooter and were disappointed when it didn't transform into a Mini-Con. 48. You talk to your scooter anyways and insist that it won't transform until you locate the Autobots' secret base. 49. When you visited the Hoover Dam, you leaned over the edge and kept claiming that the Transformers were going to arrive at “any minute now.” 50. You think that the guys who explored the Northwest Passage were actually kidnapped by Decepticons. 51. You are a practitioner of “Processor over matter.” 52. You have an emergency utility belt consisting of an oil can, a wrench, and Cosmic Rust. 53. When you found a rat in your basement, you immediately called up all your Transfan friends to tell them that Rattrap is in your house. 54. When you saw a skeleton of a Pteranodonin the museum, you said: “Better luck next time, Swoop.” 55. When running after the ice cream truck, you shout: “I scream for Starscream!” 56. You cry at the sight of anything blue and cubed. 57. Whenever you have as stroke of bad luck, you say: “Why universe hate Waspin – I mean, me?” 58. When you were a teenager, your motto was: “mY LiFE iS PAiN!” 59. You look at Barney and think: “Megatron, I have lost what little respect I had for you.” 60. When you introduce yourself, you use the name the “Transformers Name Generator” gave you. 61. You are fluent in “Blurr-ish.” 62. You petitioned to have your town's name changed to “New Kaon.” 63. You are amazed when you meet a pair of twins that don't have a Russian accent. 64. You have a faction insignia painted on the hood of your car. 65. You avoid construction zones. 66. You really hate spiders. 67. When you visit the dinosaur exhibit at the local museum, you grab the leg of the Tyrannosaurus Rex and start to cry: “GRIMLOCK!” 68. You want to be a lumberjack when you grow up. 69. The only reason you have a flowering garden is the hope that you'll attract bumblebees. 70. When preparing a meal, you subconsciously arrange the food products into Transformers faction symbols. 71. You have a discount coupon for Swindle's merchandise. 72. When your friend aced a difficult test, you said: “You got the touch!” 73. You like jazz. 74. When you found an orange plastic fork, you propped it up and exclaimed: “Okay, Space Bridge! Transwarp me to Cybertron!” 75. You genuinely believe you can get drunk off oil. 76. You call infants “protoforms.” 77. You went to the local dojo and asked: “Can I learn Circuit-Su?” 78. You went to the pet store and asked: “Can I buy a triceratops?” 79. You don't say “men” and “women.” You say “mechs” and “femmes.” 80. When bruise yourself, you say: “Slaggit! I got a dent!” 81. You walked up to a cement truck and asked: “Do you like oil?” 82. You've sent out a radio signal to Lockdown, in the hope that he'll come to earth and give you some nifty weapons. 83. You have dedicated more then three rooms of your home to Transformers merchandise. 84. There are Transformers faction insignias on your underwear. 85. You stare at your cellphone for hours on end, knowing that someday, somehow, the Decepticon will blow his cover. 86. Likewise, you make sure to keep your stereo system under lock and key. 87. People look at you strangely when you say you're a “Trans.” 88. You randomly steal people's glasses to see if the map is on them. 89. When you're being confronted by bullies, you are very annoyed when you discover that your techno-organic powers have not surfaced. Curse that key! 90. You plan to wear a faction insignia on your wedding day, and refuse to marry your future spouse if they don’t share your political views. 91. You're afraid to knock down that wasp's nest, in the fear that Waspinator may be among them. 92. You've said to your doctor: “If you're gonna set Scalpel on me, you can forget about it!” 93. You went to a karate convention and exclaimed: “Hey! Where's Yoketron?” 94. When people criticize your abnormal behaviour as a Transfan, you say: “the funny stays.” 95. When you win Guitar Hero, you exclaim: “Me superior, you inferior!” 96. Scientists have told you on numerous occasions that dinosaurs don't breathe fire. 97. Nor can they transform into robots. 98. Or talk... 99. You're suspicious of cats that wander into your backyard. 100. You don't say “the birds and the bees.” You say “the Laserbeak and the Bumblebee.” 101. Your friends stopped looking at you strangely years ago. 102. You go to the race track, point at the cars, and say: “I KNOW YOU'RE OUT THERE!” 103. You frequently walk around in cardboard boxes, proclaiming that you are a Transformer. 104. Your loved one gave you “Energon Cubes” on a romantic occasion. 105. You suspect Decepticons are the reason why iPhones are known to spontaneously combust. 106. All your handkerchiefs have your faction insignia printed on them. 107. You only use Transformer swears. 108. You stare down the throats of hot chicks, just to make sure they're not Alices in disguise. 109. You stare at the drivers of cars to see if they're holograms. 110. You wear a yellow construction helmet around for no apparent reason. 111. You believe that a guitar is a formidable weapon. 112. You frequently use red or blue eye contacts. 113. When your kid neighbour blows bubbles, you chase them around and shout: “Wait! Transwarp me to Cybertron!” And the 114th sign that you're too much of a Transfan... 114. The first time you watched a preview, you said: “I am going to hate this. The next time someone says "Sticks and stones may break my bones but words can never hurt me " HIT THEM WITH A DICTIONARY! Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them If you've ever talked to yourself. If you've ever seen an adult use slang and it freaked you out. If you believe that Jesus is Lord. Even when you can’t sense him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD. If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place. I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh, the fun I will have. (I don't have ADD, I have ADOS: Attention Deficit-OOH SHINY!) VIOLANCE IS NOT THE ANSWER; IT IS THE QUESTION AND THE ANSWER IS YES. I DIDN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU, YOU TRIPPED ME! THERE IS NO 'I' IN TEAM, BUT THERE IS ONE IN PIE, WHICH MEANS THERE'S AN I IN MEATPIE, AND SINCE MEAT IS JUST AN ANOGRAM OF TEAM... There is a light at the end of every tunnel...just pray it's not a train!" I AdenaWolf pledge To Remember Robin whenever the circus comes to town To Remember Wally whenever I see somebody who can't slow down I pledge To Remember Superboy when a see a fight break out To Remember M'gann when someone doesn't like to shout I pledge To Remember Kaldur when I see the sea To Remember Roy when someone says someone's untrustworthy I pledge To Remember Artemis when I see a girl who can fight on her own To Remember Zatanna whenever I go to see a magic show I pledge To Remember Rocket whenever I see purple lights I pledge To Remember Young Justice's first Team and all the good times (Feel free to use it, that's why I wrote it, that and I was bored XD) =:3 Guess who! "If you don't like my driving stay off the sidewalk" "The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese." "I do not do drugs. I do sugar." "Growing old is mandatory...growing up is optional..." Life is difficult. It's full of trials, sorrow and pain. However, if you fall down, just stand up straight, be confident and say... "WHICH IDIOT PUSHED ME?!" A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night that is the moment for a ninja to strike. Copy this into your profile if you're a Ninja! A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who do know and want to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition. Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion. Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims. Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault. Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement. Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason. He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing. The Crazy Hyperactive Authoress To-Do List: Created by Wolf (She-Who-Has-A-Very-Long-Name) 1.) Write Saw: The Musical. 2.) Develop the ability to talk to vegetables. (Brocotongue!) 3.) Learn how to "billow" like Severus Snape. 4.) Make action figure of yourself. 5.) Prove to the word that gay sparkly vampires are even more pathetic than they believe. 6.) Enrage obsessed fan girls. 7.) Scream out random endings when walking out of the movie theater. (I can't believe it! Optimus killed Sam and ran off with Megatron!) 8.) Teach monkeys how to skydive. 9.) Create first ever cheese laser. 10.) Have own theme music. (found it!) 11.) Find the penny at the bottom of the razor blade and and salt-filled jar. 12.) Discover why Dora the Explorer's parents let her explore the world all by herself. 13.) Sing made-up lyrics to Christmas Carols. During the summer. 14.) Read Shakespeare. You know, like in Romeo and Juliet, where Juliet fights that lion, and Romeo destroys the giant space station, and they all go to Burger King...yeah, I don't really know my Shakespeare stuff that well. 15.) Also prove to the children how Santa sits on the throne of lies. 16.) If this isn't enough, scream "I GOT CAKE MIX!" all the time. (Nemesis.) 17.) Warn younger children that if they aren't good this Christmas, Santa's little Dementors will come and suck all of their happiness away. Run from livid parents. 18.) Use security cameras as mirrors to pick your nose. 19.) Run around with a Force FX lightsaber, claiming you are a Jedi that must slay the evils of the world. Then attack anyone wearing Hannah Montana apparel. 20.) Develop sense of irony. 21.) Don't die yet. 22.) Conquer the world with flying monkeys. 23.) Teach monkeys how to skydive, then start an airshow. 24.) Build a city...then destroy it with rainbow dinosaurs! 25.) Copy and paste this onto your profile if you're an insane authoress/author, too! (Give Wolf credit, though. Or face the wrath of the hard core unicorns!) BEST FRIENDS DON'T LET OTHER FRIENDS READ TWILIGHT. If this is true for you, copy and past this onto your profile Reason 1 A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child’s work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, “I’m drawing God.” The teacher paused and said, “But no one knows what God looks like.” Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, “They will in a minute.” Reason 2 A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year old After explaining the commandment to “honor” thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, “Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?” Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, “Thou shall not kill.” Reason 3 One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, “Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?” Her mother replied, “Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white.” The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, “Momma, how come ALL of grandma’s hairs are white?” Reason 4 The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. “Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, ‘There’s Jennifer, she’s a lawyer,’ or ‘That’s Michael, he’s a doctor.’ A small voice at the back of the room rang out,”And there’s the teacher, she’s dead. ” Reason 5 A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, “Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face..” “Yes,” the class said. “Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn’t run into my feet?” A little fellow shouted, “Cause your feet ain’t empty.” Reason 6 The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: “Take only ONE. God is watching", at the end of of the table there was a pile of cookies and it said "Take as many as you want; God is watching the apples' YOU KNOW YOU'RE A DRAGONS IN OUR MIDST(DIOM) AND ORACLES OF FIRE (OOF) FAN WHEN: (underlined ones are the one's i'm guilty of) MINOR SPOILER ALERT...WAIT...NEVER MIND. 1. Know what an “antrozil” is {but prefer the term “humanoid dragons” instead.} 28. Know the word “hostiem” and run when someone mentions it. 29. Think “Dragons’ Rest” instead of “Daja vu.” 41. Didn’t need a bookmark ‘cause you read the whole book without stopping.*I came sooooo close*
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