Hello! I'm insane! That pretty much sums me up. Actually, it sums me up completely. I'm absolutely nuts. I can't remember the last time I had a sane conversation. Hehe...Thankfully, I have my lovely best friend to stop me going down that road.

I'm 23 years old, I still love Disney movies, and I feel and moan like a pensioner.

I hate boys walking around with their underwear on display.

I always have to spell my name out for other people

I think that soldiers should get paid as much as footballers

I'm always losing "The Game" - and I apologize to anyone who lost it because of this

I strongly oppose the use of dogs as live bait for sharks

When I was younger I would put my face close to a fan to hear my robot voice

No matter how hot it is, I can't sleep unless I have a bit of blanket covering me, and I always have one leg peeking out from underneath

I hate it when people walk slowly in front of me

I think that men should have the right to run the Cancer Research Race For Life

I want to ride the slide from the BarclayCard advert

I only say "I love you" when I absolutely mean it

I get distracted when cleaning my room because I find awesome things

I can identify my family members walking past my room by the sound and pattern of their footsteps

I believe that the age of Cervical Screening should be lowered from 25 to 20

I will never cheat in a relationship

I talk to my dogs as if I expect a response

I will stop listening to a converastion if a hot guy appears on TV

I can't sing, but I still do

I like people who make an effort to keep conversations alive

I hate it when young girls dress above their age, it makes me fear for their innocence

I used to marry people with Haribo rings

I scare myself with my imagination

I want to punch people who chew too loudly

I hate people who laugh during a two minute silence

I can taste the difference between Pepsi and Coke

My best friend has no idea how beautiful she is (yes, Alex. E. Andras, that's you)

I believe that a child is for life, not just for benefits

I despise arrogance in people

I like songs more for what their lyrics are like than what the song actually sounds like

My handwriting changes with every pen I use

Contructive Criticism is welcome, but flames will be strapped to a chair and forced fed poisened Spag Bol carefully prepared by me and Alex E. Andras, the greatest friend EVER and then shall be tauned by her brother and his army of garden gnomes, particularly Frank.

My ships:

NCIS: Tony/Ziva, Abby/McGee
Grey's Anatomy: Meredith/Derek, Lexi/Mark, Izzie/Alex, Cristina/Owen
Mentalist: Lisbon/Jane, Rigsby/VanPelt
Marvel: BlackWidow/Hawkeye, Reed Richards/Sue Storm, Thor/Jane, IronMan/PepperPotts.

Favourite Quotes: (Most of these are me and Emmz (Alex E. Andras), the greatest friend ever, whom I would be completely normal without and so I love her dearly)

Emma: Is it wrong for my coke to smell like Gin?
Me: Not unless you've put Gin in there.
Emma: I haven't.
Me: Maybe you should wash the glass. Perhaps there was Gin in there and it hasn't entirely gone.
Emma: And throw away the coke?

Emma: He told me to download Mastadom
Me: Mastadom?
Emma: I don't know who they are
Me: Sounds like a supervillian condom
Emma: Rofl
Me: "Too soon for an heir? Use Mastadom!"

Emma: You know what we need?
Me: A miracle?
Emma: Coffee

Me: She hasn't reviewed my story and she promised. I'll be having words with her.
Emma: You haven't reviewed mine. I'll be having words with you.

Me: There's no weather programmes in Middle Earth, though. Middle Earth is too sophisticated for weather girls. Can you just imagine it being Eowyn's saturday job? "This week in Mordor, it's going to be stormy - what a £ change!"

Me: It takes a lot for us to shock each other
Emma: I do believe it does
Me: Okay, I just spent 20 minutes trying to com eup with something that might shock you, and other watching High School Musical 2 and enjoying it, I've got nothing

Me: My future husband was on the National Movie Awards last night
Emma: Your future husband is married
Me: I consider that a challenge

Emma: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Me: Does the Human Torch light his farts?
Emma: Oh my god!

Emma: What have you been drinking?
Me: Tiva fluff. Again.
Emma: We're taking you to meetings. Starting now.
Me: But-but-but...it needs me! We complete each other!

Me: Don't zombie me then hide. I know where you live.
Emma: I wasn't hiding. I was acting innocent. There's a difference, you know
Me: You've got more chance of hiding than acting innocent and we both know it

Me: Holy £ monkey bath!
Emma: What?
Me: My coffee's hot

Me: The movie buff in me wants to see them both just to compare them rather than actually see them
Emma: The me in me wants to see the one with Brendan Fraser so that I can, well, oggle Brendan Fraser

(Discovering the insane hotness of Mark Harmon's son)
Me: Look into his eyes, Emma. And then I dare you to look away.
Emma: He's looking into my soul and telling me that he wants me. I am powerless to look away.
Me: It's the Gibbs eyes.
Emma: I want him. I want to marry him. I need to read my story. I can't tear my eyes away from him.
Me: I want to get in on NCIS just so I can meet Mark Harmon's son and say "I have this wonderful single friend who would totally have your babies."
Emma: Love you. I'm so happy you'd do that for me.

NCIS PROVERBS (Taken from NCIS Wetpaint Wiki)

1. If you leave the door open, the iguana might come in

2. Never mess with silver haired snipers

3. Some people are born great, some people have greatness thrust upon them...and some people are DiNozzo

4. Human lie detectors come in nice packages, silver wrapping and are called Gibbs

5. Opportunity is often missed because it is dressed in overalls and looks like hard work. Tony's talent is often missed because it is dressed in a Hawaiian shirt and looks like fun

6. Ask not what the boat in the basement does for you, but what you can do for the boat in the basement