When Clint was a kid, he rotated through a series of placements. Even at 6 years old, he knew that every family was an elaborate game of tests and illusions. Now at 25, long past the time he thought himself too old for the game, Clint abruptly finds reality yanked out from underneath him and try as he might, there's no secure footing to be found.

Phil takes Clint wand shopping.

Clint and Phil have been together a long time. They are very firmly past their honeymoon stage

When he woke up, it didn't matter that it was pitch black and silent all around him. One whiff of the air and he knew exactly where he was. The last thing he remembered was levelling an arrow at the mutant armadillo flying straight at him. He was pretty certain it hadn't ended well. (Highlander fusion)

The Starbucks just off 7th Ave and 1st St was pretty typical fare. Open 5:30-11pm, 7 days a week, it was packed full of semi-awake, caffeine deprived customers at any given time. Having worked there almost a year now, Phil was pretty sure he'd seen everything. He was wrong. (Fix-it, not an AU)

His one saving grace was his aim. Sharp, deadly, and merciless. He's SHIELD's weapon to wield. A battering ram, made to be splintered and broken. The minute he ceases to be useful, he's gone. Clint/Natasha

Clint blames this solely on R&D. You think they'd remember to make his hearing aids freaking waterproof. Idiots. *Spoilers for the movie*

Because if Dean's luck isn't bad enough already. Supernatural/Dead Like Me crossover

After it's over, Sam and Dean find that there are more demons than just one that killed their mother.

Sam and Dean investigate a new case. A series of beheadings in Seacouver.

AU set before BDM. Simon doesn't know any safewords.