Elantilhide bio
 Author has written 12 stories for Silent Hill, Harry Potter, Mass Effect, and Sandman. Time to dust this profile off and update it, I suppose. An avid lover of books and games, I mostly peruse the site for selected fanfiction, occasionally, I write my own. Very occasionally. Admittedly, I have more WIPs (not posted, don't bother to look for it) than I have finished works. In fact, Erised is the first fic I've finished in a while. It's terrible, I'm terrible, I know. I've recently (I say recent, but it really means about 6 months ago) procured an Ao3 account. And you can find me in some other places as well. Ao3 Fictionpress - The updates for this account is even more dismal than my fanfiction account if I'm honest. I mostly put original fiction and flash fictions on my blog these days. Blog - Which also has a dismal update rate. Again, I iterate, I'm terrible.But hey, at least I'm starting again. I have a few ideas in the work, let's hope it all comes to fruition. On the other hand, I'm a rather active beta: Legacy of One - Salmon Center Taught by Thirst - Salmon Center Dragon by the Ridge - Salmon Center When it Rains in Omega - Salmon Center Second Time Around - Neko-Tenchi Devil, Tower, Star - I'm All TeethI have an honest to god tumblr now. I feel like I've succumbed to the dark side. The Inbred Problem has been translated into Polish by the lovely agatte: agatte-ff. blogspot. ca /2016/02/problem-endogamii .html |
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Second Time Around by Neko-Tenchi reviews
Draco fell in love with Hermione after it was already too late. Then a contraption of Dumbledore sets Draco back in time to his first year of Hogwarts with no memories of the future, but all his future-self's instincts, feelings and love felt towards Hermione. How will he do things the second time around. Time travel story with a twist: Draco Edition.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 87 - Words: 670,274 - Reviews: 3059 - Favs: 2,714 - Follows: 3,502 - Updated: 7/1 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Last Cell on the Left by murtagh799 reviews
"My name is Draco Lucius Malfoy. I was born on the fifth of June, 1980. My parents were Death Eaters and I am a war criminal." He didn't say anything else for a long time. By the tremors that wracked his body, she thought that perhaps he had succumbed to tears. But when he spoke, his voice was clear. "I should be dead," he said. DRAMIONE! Post-War Dystopian World.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 181,996 - Reviews: 550 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 603 - Updated: 5/30 - Published: 5/5/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Like Brothers by Colubrina reviews
Minerva McGonagall steps in on the awful night the Potters are murdered and arranges to have Harry Potter raised by Sirius Black and his somewhat cousins, the Malfoys. Draco and Harry grow up as almost brothers and everything - well, almost everything - is different. Gryffindor!Draco. Dramione. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 113,415 - Reviews: 10921 - Favs: 4,944 - Follows: 6,793 - Updated: 1/28 - Published: 7/5/2015 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Harry P.
Legacy of One by Salmon Center reviews
AU. Where fallen stars are after images, never meant to return. But there is debt to be paid to Commander Alenko. And so here Shepard is: in the limelight and in the clutches of the Reaper War. Set after ME 1 till the end of ME 2. Where Shepard isn't the Commander we know.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 85 - Words: 270,264 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 6/25/2019 - Published: 2/9/2013 - [Garrus V., Shepard] Tali'Zorah, Aria T'Loak
Draco's Bad Day by Maloreiy reviews
Draco is having a bad day. In fact, every day is a bad day because he's been trying (unsuccessfully) to convince himself he's not in love with Hermione Granger, who is engaged to Ron (the prat) Weasley. Except that all of a sudden she's not. And Draco's about to have more good and bad days than he had ever expected. WIP. Cover Art by SaintDionysus. S&R: CONSTRUCTIVE REVIEWS WELCOME
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 115,370 - Reviews: 1432 - Favs: 1,837 - Follows: 3,049 - Updated: 12/17/2018 - Published: 5/31/2015 - [Draco M., Hermione G.]
Devil, Tower, Star by I'm All Teeth reviews
Hermione would do almost anything to win the war against Voldemort, but after reading a book confiscated from the Malfoy estate, she begins to see that there is a price to pay for the magical and brutal help that she receives. Draco Malfoy, proper heir to the terrible magic and badly broken by war himself, is the only one who seems to have any idea of what is haunting her.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 134,381 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 8/3/2018 - Published: 1/7/2015 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Just We Two by cklls reviews
Draco tells the story of his post-war descent into self-destruction, and how a chance encounter with a broken woman changed the trajectory of both of their lives.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 92,834 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 6/14/2018 - Published: 8/1/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Ghost, Ghost, I Know You Live Within Me by theherocomplex reviews
For Shepard, death is just another technicality (AU, Shakarian). No longer updated.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 49 - Words: 233,862 - Reviews: 742 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 596 - Updated: 1/26/2018 - Published: 6/10/2013 - [J. Garson, Garrus V.] Miranda L.
Personally, I'd Rather Lick Sand by orchidvines reviews
Lizzy is feisty and spirited. Darcy, not so much.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,904 - Reviews: 1099 - Favs: 1,464 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 9/4/2017 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Complete
After The Fall by GougeAway reviews
"Castiel? Really? That's one weird name, sugar, no offence." Castiel finds Meg alive and reborn on Earth as a human girl - as a result of being unable to enter Heaven or Hell. There's just one catch. She can't remember anything. Megstiel, with appearances by Sam and Dean.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 78,106 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 3/26/2017 - Published: 3/24/2013 - [Meg, Castiel] Sam W., Dean W.
Insomnia by giraffelove92 reviews
"It was a cruel game, insomnia; a pitiless mistress that stole away the night while simultaneously robbing one of one's sanity." Draco/Hermione. Smut.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,188 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 2/13/2017 - Published: 5/8/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Inverse by Elesrea reviews
Dumbledore asks Hermione to carry out a secret mission before the start of her fourth year. "Keep the Time Turner, Miss Granger. I want you to use it to help Mr. Malfoy reevaluate his beliefs. He is now depending on you." HG/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 168,646 - Reviews: 1808 - Favs: 2,212 - Follows: 2,964 - Updated: 12/29/2016 - Published: 5/22/2014 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Harry P., Ron W.
Duct Rat by LibraMoon reviews
He was C-Sec, and she... was just a Duct Rat. Yet, the strangest unions can be born in places no one thinks to look. AU: No Reapers. TeenFemShepxGarrus. Rated M
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,102 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 10/12/2016 - Published: 2/12/2013 - Garrus V., J. Garson
A Hundred Storms by arielx reviews
Desperate for normality after the final battle, Hermione returns to Hogwarts to finish her education. As part of his probation for acts during the war, Draco must return as well. The war may be over, but the storm is only beginning. Confused and broken, they begin to heal where their story began.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,115 - Reviews: 924 - Favs: 871 - Follows: 1,394 - Updated: 9/25/2016 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G.
A Handful of Dust by tarysande reviews
Ten billion people over here die, so twenty billion over there can live. After the war, there are pieces to pick up, and lives to rebuild. And even with the Reapers gone, nothing is easy.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 191,039 - Reviews: 1084 - Favs: 777 - Follows: 986 - Updated: 9/15/2016 - Published: 3/21/2013 - J. Garson, Garrus V.
Aughisky by LibraMoon reviews
She cannot escape the feeling of being watched, and of someone waiting for her everywhere she turned. In the rain, in the dark, it started with the gentle whisper in her mind. Not human and oh so terrifyingly beautiful. MarcusCreature x Katie. DracoCreature x Hermoine. Rated M for future chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,150 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 1/13/2016 - Published: 6/9/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M., Katie B., Marcus F.
He Dreams He's Awake by MissiAmphetamine reviews
He saves her life, and thinks he hates her for what it does to him. She tells herself she owes him, and can't let the debt slide. Forty-nine days post-battle, Draco gets a visitor to the Janus Thickey Ward at St Mungo's, where the days tick by meaninglessly. Hermione just wants to help someone else pick up the pieces, because she can't pick up her own. DH compliant. EWE?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 70,882 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 514 - Updated: 11/15/2015 - Published: 6/3/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M.
warm the blood in my veins by electriques reviews
A child at 12 or a woman at 16; it has never mattered. She will always be Ginny Weasley, with a magpie where her heart should've been. Grabbing, stealing, coveting. TR/GW, years later.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 914 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Published: 11/12/2015 - [Ginny W., Tom R. Jr.] - Complete
Crumple by MissiAmphetamine reviews
As the war rages on two years post-'final battle', Hermione is captured by the other side and Malfoy is the only hope she has of surviving. ["Granger?" His voice is urgent, but she just sits there and breathes for a moment, feeling violated and still radiating pain, her eyes staring blindly at the cell wall opposite her, her brain frozen in what she thinks dully might be shock.]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 93,903 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 830 - Follows: 545 - Updated: 10/13/2015 - Published: 7/7/2014 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
serpents in my mind by electriques reviews
She cannot be left alone with the feverish buzz of her thoughts, the noxious fumes of her dreams, the pull of her low, based desire. Because they are all inhabited by him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 632 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/4/2015 - [Ginny W., Tom R. Jr.]
Reverse by Lady Moonglow reviews
Hermione is unexpectedly swept into a dystopian world of opposites where Dumbledore reigns as Dark Lord and Muggle technology and the Dark Arts have revolutionized Britain. A Light wizard resistance led by Tom Riddle and the Malfoys has been left to a nightmarish fate. Can Hermione, posing as her darker incarnation, help save a world more shattered than her own? HG/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 419,321 - Reviews: 4714 - Favs: 3,994 - Follows: 4,697 - Updated: 7/12/2015 - Published: 1/21/2008 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
The Enemy's Ignorance by Musicangel913 reviews
Harry, Draco, and Hermione survived fifth year, but it wasn't easy, and it's only about to get worse. Facing unimaginable loss before the summer even starts, they have to face the fact that time is running out. Can they find the missing rings and solve the rest of the Sorting Hat's riddle before it's too late? Twisted canon, part 6.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 90,803 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 7/12/2015 - Published: 4/15/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Deceit, Trickery, Lies by LainellaFay reviews
Sequel to Teenage Kidnappers. Life would have been so much easier had they not kidnapped Harry Bleeding Potter! Alternate Universe. DMHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,746 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 47 - Published: 5/15/2015 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Green Girl by Colubrina reviews
Hermione is sorted into Slytherin; how will things play out differently when the brains of the Golden Trio has different friends? AU. Darkish Dramione. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 150,467 - Reviews: 5664 - Favs: 12,001 - Follows: 4,151 - Updated: 4/26/2015 - Published: 2/6/2015 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
The Year of the Toad by Musicangel913 reviews
Still reeling from the disastrous aftermath of the Triwizard Tournament, Harry, Draco, and Hermione begin their fifth year at Hogwarts. As they delve deeper into the prophecy, Ministry interference and an awful new professor who insists that their fears aren't real make it increasingly difficult to stay afloat in an ever-darkening Wizarding world. Twisted canon, part 5.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 69,252 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 4/15/2015 - Published: 1/1/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Priceless: Snakeskin by KristieConspiracy reviews
Hermione and Draco are aware that one of them is pure-blooded, the other not so much. They haven't been taught that this could draw a line between them, not since the marriage law was passed. Could this be the year they are betrayed by what they are? Book two of the 'Priceless' series, sequel to 'Diamonds'. Dramione, Marriage law AU. Set during Chamber of Secrets.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,859 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 3/21/2015 - Published: 2/28/2015 - [Draco M., Hermione G.]
Dark Cherry Chapstick by Colubrina reviews
Hermione returns for an optional 8th year after the war and Draco Malfoy, also back at Hogwarts at his mother's request, notices she's changed. A brief dip into the 'makeover' trope AND the 'goth' trope in one fic. ONE SHOT. Dramione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,924 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 916 - Follows: 213 - Published: 3/2/2015 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Punch Drunk by provocative envy reviews
ONE-SHOT: On her twelfth day, she's standing next to a bank of stainless steel wire bird cages and clasping a shrink-wrapped package of pine wood shavings to her chest and legitimately praying for strength when Harry pauses in the doorway for no readily apparent reason other than to scowl disapprovingly in her general direction and that just. No. That's it. PP/HP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,746 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 114 - Published: 2/28/2015 - Harry P., Pansy P. - Complete
Covered in Crimson by cklls reviews
Nom-Best Multi-Chap-Deathly Hallows Awards - Dec 2010. Draco awakens in an unfamiliar place, having committed an unspeakable crime, with no wand, and no memory of how he got there. Will he save her from death, or will he be the coward he's always been?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 157,640 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 707 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 2/14/2015 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Air and Lightning by Ashen Skies reviews
[What would it have been like if Shepard and Garrus had met as equals?] Spectre Vakarian decides to tag along on Shepard's mission to take down Saren. Their partnership develops in ways neither of them expected, with lots of banter and fluff. This story arc follows ME1 canon with some liberties taken. [FemShep/Garrus]
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 85,312 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 2/11/2015 - Published: 10/28/2013 - J. Garson, Garrus V.
Lost Images by EvilGu reviews
Epilogue up! MARRIAGE LAW Hermione must marry Draco Malfoy- the only wizard that (begrudgingly) petitioned for her who is not actively trying to kill her. If only there was some loop-hole... Can the unlikely pair survive marriage, in-laws, ghosts, murderous enemies, and their own traitorous feelings?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 226,022 - Reviews: 1261 - Favs: 1,956 - Follows: 929 - Updated: 2/8/2015 - Published: 12/8/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Protective Custody by Colubrina reviews
After the war the Ministry decided that all children and most wives of Death Eaters needed to be placed in 'protective custody' with 'trustworthy citizens' but no one wanted Draco Malfoy. AU. Dramione. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,334 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 2,036 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 1/23/2015 - Published: 1/1/2015 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Painted Faces, Part 2 by Alex Snape reviews
Harleen is drawing closer to her patient and will soon find out the consequences of doing so...and so will The Joker. The continuation of Painted Faces. Nolanverse Joker and Harley. Rated M for language, violence, and sexual situations.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,089 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 1/5/2015 - Published: 10/28/2012 - The Joker, Harley Quinn
When Foreigners Come to Call by Musicangel913 reviews
It's the trio's fourth year, and a tournament that hasn't been played in years will attempt to unify three of Europe's most respected schools of magic. Will it succeed, or will rising tensions, both in school and in the Wizarding world, cause more trouble than anticipated? Twisted canon, part 4.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 65,017 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 1/1/2015 - Published: 10/20/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Two Boxes of Memories by solsbane reviews
She still remembers the first time she saw him after the War. He still remembers the first time he wrote her a letter. Two people recollect their relationship, filled with distance and things never said - and try to find happiness in between the seams.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 36 - Words: 80,350 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 12/15/2014 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Mind Trap by LainellaFay reviews
"Harry, do you know who Malfoy's been visiting?" – Years after the war, Hermione's in St. Mungo's thinking she's a Healer, but her mind is not to be trusted. Memory-charm. DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,636 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 91 - Published: 11/20/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
All the king's horses, All the king's men by Lost Gallifrey reviews
What if Shepard hadn't got to Omega on time? Archangel falls to the collective might of Omega's mercenary groups, and Shepard makes a discovery on the Purgatory station that changes everything.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 62,672 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 11/18/2014 - Published: 5/25/2014 - J. Garson, Garrus V., Liara T'Soni, Miranda L.
The Last Casualty by hiddenhibernian reviews
Draco Malfoy, the Dark Lord's right hand, betrayed his master and finally put an end to the war. While the rest of the wizarding world is celebrating, Hermione is stuck trying to find out why. All she needs to do is to ask the right questions...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,265 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/12/2014 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
I Smell a Rat by Musicangel913 reviews
Harry, Draco, and Hermione are back for their third year - time is not on their side as prophecies, dark creatures, and traitors come to call. Will they make it to fourth year unscathed, or will their ever-growing problems finally catch up to them? Twisted canon, part 3.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,766 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 10/20/2014 - Published: 7/24/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Before Afterwards by Colubrina reviews
Draco and Hermione have been talking about nothing important, carving out trivial space during their 6th year of school in order to escape from the looming war, when, one night, they break the unspoken rule to keep it light. ONE SHOT. Dramoine.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,226 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 121 - Published: 10/13/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Of Dreams by bacta.junkie reviews
'"Can you cast a patronus, Malfoy?" she broke the silence. He shook his head, and she perceived the motion through the corner of her eye. "I've tried," he mumbled, and that was answer enough for both of them. The otter vanished.' Three conversations held in the darkness.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,591 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/18/2014 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Afternoon Adventure by erm31323 reviews
Muggle!AU written for the Hogwarts Fair on HPFC - Narcissa makes Lucius take care of Draco for an entire day by himself, regardless of the fact that he can barely let go of his mobile phone for more than two minutes. Attending a magic show staring Gilderoy the Great is definitely not Lucius' idea of fun, but the day does end rather well.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,806 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/30/2014 - [Lucius M., Narcissa M.] Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Twisted Comfort by Diablolita reviews
Hermione is kidnapped alone by Snatchers in the Forest of Dean and brought to Malfoy Manor. After Draco protests to murdering her, Fenrir Greyback is amused with the prospect of forcing Draco to bed her for the night. "Oh, yes she's a sweet one. If you don't, anyone might try to jam themselves inside her." Rated M for explicit sex and threats of sexual violence. (REVISED)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,237 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 128 - Published: 8/14/2014 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Fenrir G., Scabior - Complete
A Nightmare Between Friends by JulesSophia reviews
Set during the events of ME3, Garrus and Shepard are still just friends. When Garrus begins having nightmares, the commander seeks to comfort him. Will this finally push this cross-species friendship into something more? Originally posted on the kinkmeme as a one-shot, but reworked for expansion into a multi-chapter story. Rated M for risque scenes and some language.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,004 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/9/2014 - Published: 2/1/2013 - J. Garson, Garrus V.
Secret of the Serpent's House by Musicangel913 reviews
Harry, Draco, and Hermione had quite an eventful first year at Hogwarts. When a sinister monster of legend starts attacking their classmates, their second year quickly proves to be just as interesting - and dangerous - as their first. Twisted canon, sequel to 'Circumstances of an Unexpected Trio'.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 42,698 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 7/24/2014 - Published: 6/8/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Why Detective, You Shouldn't Have! by LibraMoon reviews
Shepard just wanted to drink the rejection away. Until Detective Chellick asked for her help. It wasn't supposed to be like this! Fem/ShepxGarrus Jealous Garrus, and mentions of onesided Garrus/Tali
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 63,290 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 573 - Updated: 7/22/2014 - Published: 7/19/2011 - J. Garson, Garrus V.
Static by lilkyonkyon reviews
Friction can result in an imbalance of electrons, charging the two surfaces. This potential energy is known as static electricity. It will remain dormant until it either dispels over time or finds an outlet to immediately discharge. Dramione. AU Post-Hogwarts. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,708 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/13/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Moment In A Million by KristieConspiracy reviews
Sometimes, it's just impossible to deny that there's an attraction between polar opposites. Draco and Hermione may well be aware of this. Series of one-shots for the Dramione prompt challenge over on CourtshipCounts[dot]livejournal. Set during Hogwarts or post-Hogwarts, and comply with the movie-verse or book-verse, depending on the prompt and my idea. Rated T just in case.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,164 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/28/2014 - [Draco M., Hermione G.]
Look At Me by FireLordFrowny reviews
Over the years, Toph and Zuko have grown to be very close friends. Things get complicated when feelings get too deep.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 100 - Words: 11,798 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/9/2014 - Published: 1/22/2014 - Zuko, Katara, Toph, Ozai - Complete
Circumstances of an Unexpected Trio by Musicangel913 reviews
The first has a dead father and a psychotic madman out to kill him. The second has lost everything except his tainted family name. And the third learned the truth more than three years before she was technically supposed to. Lily and Sirius have their hands full - once these three turn eleven, Hogwarts won't know what hit it. Twisted canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 57,594 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 634 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 6/8/2014 - Published: 4/28/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Walls We Used to Know by Musicangel913 reviews
Desperate to escape her high-profile postwar life, Hermione Granger returns to Hogwarts to complete her education. The school itself faces a rebuilding year and has several important lessons to teach its students about loyalty, forgiveness, and friendship – everyone has scars that need healing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 56,295 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 4/28/2014 - Published: 2/26/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
With Teeth by provocative envy reviews
ONE-SHOT: Albus Dumbledore had been wrong about Voldemort's horcruxes. There had never been just seven—or eight, technically, if Harry's scar was being counted. There had been seven hundred and seventy-seven. HG/DM.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,736 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 1,014 - Follows: 146 - Published: 4/26/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Trouble with Orchids by Mel88 reviews
Everybody calls him Squid, and he has but one mission: destroy the Malfoy family. No one can take it from him – not the MLE, not Granger, and certainly not the ferret himself. However, they are welcome to try.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 78,244 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 3/30/2014 - Published: 10/14/2013 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] [Lucius M., Narcissa M.] - Complete
Ever After by damnedscribblingwoman reviews
Draco and Hermione fall under a sleeping curse and get thrown into a dream world filled with the fairy-tale version of their friends and family. ::Written for Hawthorn & Vine's Reverse Challenge 2014::
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,208 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 3/1/2014 - Published: 2/21/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
birds of the air make nests on me by somethingdifferent123 reviews
AU where everyone's a hunter and no one is a demon or an angel. One-shot Megstiel. "Cas is nowhere close to home. He picks a direction and drives."
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,636 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/15/2014 - [Castiel, Meg] - Complete
Sequence by artemisgirl reviews
A misspoken mistake transports Hermione through time, binding her to the Malfoy family, causing her to come whenever they call. Warnings: violence, limes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,831 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 1,793 - Follows: 364 - Published: 2/12/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M., Scorpius M., Abraxas M. - Complete
Playtime's over by ShotgunShujaa reviews
Anne has a crush on Kidd. Edward feels playful and decides to do something about it. And Mary ends up as the center of attention. – Changed rating to T for some piratey language. – Kiddway, onesided Anne/Kidd.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,743 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/8/2014 - Edward K., Mary R., Anne B. - Complete
The Endless In Between by DarkRiverTempest reviews
No matter his name or hers, no matter what forms they take or what identities they bear, Draco and Hermione are destined to meet.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Spiritual/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,271 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 85 - Published: 1/21/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Trembling, I Listened by DarkRiverTempest reviews
Hermione Granger has been given a gift - one that she desperately wants to return, thank you very much. If only it were that easy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,984 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 1/21/2014 - Published: 9/24/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Eternity in an Hour by hiddenhibernian reviews
The doomsday prophets were right: the end is nigh. This time, having the right wand won't be enough to save either wizards or Muggles. Hermione's younger self would have been horrified by what she is planning to do, but she stopped caring about such things a long time ago. Post-DH, EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,661 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/28/2013 - Published: 12/7/2013 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
bitter sweet by provocative envy reviews
COMPLETE: When I finally came, it felt as if I had been flayed open, spine exposed, a cachet of fireworks set off in half-second increments along my vertebrae as he murmured my name so reverently I could not help but think that there must be some magic to it, to me, to him. HG/DM.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,746 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 1,089 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 12/21/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Renaissance by Gold Scribbles reviews
AU: Is it still a sin if God is wrong? Lucius Malfoy procures Hermione Granger as a companion for his ten year-old son. Mod's Choice at the Dramione Couples Remix Fest. Draco x Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,869 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 717 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 11/25/2013 - Published: 10/5/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Cold Skies, Keen Perils by tarysande reviews
Heroes are made, not born. It's a lesson Shepard learns the hard way. "A hero is no braver than an ordinary man, but he is braver five minutes longer." Ralph Waldo Emerson
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,207 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/20/2013 - Published: 11/9/2013 - Complete
After The Flood by hiddenhibernian reviews
Exiled in disgrace, Hermione has painstakingly built a life for herself as a Muggle after the war. Meanwhile, a corrupt Ministry rules the wizarding world. In an attempt to save the world as he knows it, Draco approaches Hermione with an offer. Trust is a precious commodity and scars from the war run deep. Dramione Drama/Angst HP Fanfic Fan Poll Award 2014 winner. Character deaths
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 150,063 - Reviews: 708 - Favs: 902 - Follows: 509 - Updated: 11/8/2013 - Published: 3/30/2013 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Ron W., Narcissa M. - Complete
Chaining Angels to Rocks by Boreal Peat reviews
They got a lead on a Prothean artifact that will be auctioned off among some of the galaxies more unscrupulous collectors. Shepard could come in with an alias and a bodyguard, but to keep the squad to full strength, Garrus will have to take a much more creative role as trophy-slave Archangel.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,155 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/25/2013 - [J. Garson, Garrus V.] - Complete
The Last Case of Garrus Vakarian by anonymous moose reviews
That last night on the Citadel wasn't something he'd ever forget. It was the night he crossed a line.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,783 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/25/2013 - Garrus V. - Complete
For Everything A Reason by sparklylulz reviews
"You're not a very good person," She starts when he finally turns back to face her. "But you could be." -Dramione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,942 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/13/2013 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Apodyopsis by tarysande reviews
Shepard is distracted. So is Garrus. Awkwardness ensues.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,083 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 29 - Published: 10/11/2013 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
Books Written for Girls by attica reviews
He was about as easy to love as an icicle hanging over her door, but that didn't stop her. Draco/Hermione. AU, One-shot. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,115 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 762 - Follows: 114 - Published: 10/2/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Tiny Closet And Its Occupant by In The Mix reviews
There is one door that, despite its size, gives off a great deal of energy without any Monster interference. When Mike tries to make its child laugh he learns that he's not the only monster in the house. Complete. Now a two-shot.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Monsters Inc. - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,188 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 8/9/2013 - Harry P., Mike W. - Complete
Things Change by MadSix reviews
After defeating the Reapers, Commander Shepard falls into a five-year coma. When she finally wakes, she finds she's lost more than time. Alternate ending.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,197 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 5/30/2013 - Published: 5/14/2012 - J. Garson, Garrus V.
The Lighthouse by anondracomalfoy reviews
Hermione doesn't dream much these days, but when she does, she often imagines up a lighthouse. It never fails to bring her home safely to shore-to the life she imagines for herself. To a life where she doesn't have to live with the ghost of who he used to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,125 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/16/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Number of Quiet Attentions by tarysande reviews
It's a Shepard and Vakarian thing.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,858 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/12/2013 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
In Memoriam by Cassinea reviews
For two weeks they pass each other like ghost ships in the night, their outlines faint in the fog where men dared not follow. The Janus Thickey Ward specializes in ghosts. (Draco/Hermione)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,550 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/7/2013 - Draco M., Hermione G., Neville L. - Complete
Not Right Now by Drazaline reviews
During their friendship, respect between the turian officer and human soldier had manifested greatly. It is this respect however which cause them to ignore growing feelings for one another, although both silently wonder how long they can really maintain this resistance. All the while, an ambitious Kaidan Alenko tries to win back his former lover. A Mass Effect 3 novel.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,273 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 4/30/2013 - Published: 1/26/2013 - J. Garson, Garrus V., Kaidan A.
A Valediction by theherocomplex reviews
Today is the day of days.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,151 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/22/2013 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
Reminiscence by anonymous moose reviews
"Primarch Vakarian? Uh, sir? I'm here to ask you about Commander Shepard." Shepard/Vakarian.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 104,927 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 622 - Follows: 696 - Updated: 4/6/2013 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Garrus V., J. Garson
Into The West by Fjallsarlon reviews
A grown Connor Kenway meets Edward Kenway on a distant shore.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,695 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 52 - Published: 4/6/2013 - Connor K., Haytham K., Edward K. - Complete
Archangel by Rokubi reviews
Commander Shepard meets with the mysterious Archangel in a dark corner of Afterlife. He's clearly turian, but that's all that she can tell as he's kept his helm on throughout the whole meeting. But she can't help but feel like she knows him… ME 2 F!Shepard/Garrus M Content
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 37,403 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 3/26/2013 - Published: 11/6/2012 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
From the Ashes by Lady Eclipse reviews
The Reapers fall, a legend is born but what happens next? This picks up where the game left off to offer a little closure. This is canon ending but don't worry, this has the canon ending if you get a perfect game so keep reading.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,921 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 3/21/2013 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Garrus V., J. Garson
I Wake Every Time by Boreal Peat reviews
Shepard and Vakarian's affair was well known, but the finer points took a long time for even Vakarian's son to fully understand. Post-Reapers, OCs, mentions Garrus/Shepard, death. Complete.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,406 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/9/2013 - Garrus V., J. Garson - Complete
Family by Pharaohs Queen reviews
Knowing who your family is can make all the difference to a little girl. Toph hasn't told Lin who her father is, but that's not going to stop her from training her daughter to be a great earthbender. Takes place between ATLA and LOK. Light Toko fluff.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,790 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/7/2013 - [Zuko, Toph] - Complete
nestling by promessa reviews
Post-ME3. Dreams don't always come true. FShep/Garrus. One-shot.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,842 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/18/2013 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
Ugly Like a Turian by fourthage reviews
Thanks to some eavesdropping, Shepard discovers that Garrus's scars do not go over well amongst his own kind. She thinks his kind is full of it, and sets out to prove that to Garrus.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,365 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 25 - Published: 2/11/2013 - [Garrus V., Shepard] - Complete
The Promise, Broken by VoiDreamer reviews
Not all promises are so easily kept, Garrus and Shepard knew this before that fateful flight to the Citadel. But when that promise is broken, what does it mean for the one left behind? Garrus character study in a Synthesis future. Pairing: Garrus/F!Shep - Alternate ending to Space Between -
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,473 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/11/2013 - Garrus V., J. Garson - Complete
Spill Your Breakfast, Drip Your Wine by eevilalice reviews
If Hermione is honest with herself, her singular attraction to Malfoy began back at Hogwarts the first time she saw him looking anything but the sleek-haired, immaculately dressed prat she'd come to loathe. Sequel: I put it on when I go lonely.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,256 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/7/2013 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Sunset Eyes Are Smiling by istie reviews
Thane watches Shepard get between Garrus and Sidonis. Being a drell, he sees parallels no one else does. And so he tells Garrus what he can't possibly know ... Rated K . Mid-ME2. One-shot.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,743 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/2/2013 - J. Garson, Garrus V., Thane K. - Complete
Shepard's Daddy Issues by TenyumeKasumi reviews
Mordin had come to see Shepard as the treasured daughter he never had, seeking his advice and regales of his past battles almost everyday whenever she could spare. So when it comes to giving bedroom advice to his little girl's alien boyfriend, it's only natural he would take an unprecedented interest in the matter. Too bad Garrus didn't see that coming.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,892 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/24/2013 - Garrus V., Mordin S. - Complete
After Dark by Elesey reviews
Young Shepard gets captured during her first assignment and in the base she meets Garrus Vakarian. She struggles to survive and he struggles to make the right choices. A very dark First Contact War AU.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,749 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 11/26/2012 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
Worthy by D3stiny-Sm4sher reviews
"I know she can be hard to deal with some times - you know how stubborn she is - but especially after the last time I saw her, I just have this feeling that she's hurting down on the inside somewhere. She's a good girl at heart. I think Aang was the first person to see that, but it's up to all of us to keep that in mind. I think that we're the only family she has at this point."
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,351 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/15/2013 - Toph, Zuko - Complete
The Aftermath by dddirthamen reviews
A woman sits alone in a bar, drowning herself in drink before being pleasantly surprised by an old flame. Rated T 'cause I'm paranoid. One-shot. First fic, so please review!
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/20/2012 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
Clear The Counter by Draconian Scribe reviews
Draco and Hermione love each other. Really. Who cares if they argue all the time? Isn't that what couples do? They fight like cats and dogs, nag like hens, and shag like rabbits! Hell, they might as well use that counter for something... WARNING: MATURE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,232 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 896 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 12/1/2012 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Becoming A Memory by movingstaircase reviews
Three years was not a life time. It was a blissful moment in which Draco and Hermione's life had been perfect. It was the time they had shared before the little boy with the biggest heart was taken too soon. This is their story. This is how they remember him.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,732 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Space Between by VoiDreamer reviews
Sequel to Vulnerability: Her death tore them apart for two years. But when fate brings them back together again it will take every ounce of strength to salvage a love that has been destroyed in his heartbreak and lost to her memories. Garrus x Fem!Shep
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 118,205 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 11/2/2012 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Garrus V., J. Garson - Complete
Instances by Corinthus reviews
Series of short moments centered around our favorite turian vigilante. Garrus/FemShep. Chap 4: Garrus-centric drabble as Shepard goes up to the Crucible based on Destroy-ending.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,831 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/15/2012 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Garrus V., J. Garson - Complete
Videotape by The Red Celt reviews
Although he takes after his mother in more ways than one, Garrus refuses to forget Shepard. Inspired by both a k-meme prompt and the Radiohead song with the same name.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,012 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/14/2012 - J. Garson, Garrus V., Solana Vakarian - Complete
Cuddles, Because Science by istie reviews
The Commander, as many would agree, is not a touchy-feely sort of person. Why she can't keep her hands off Garrus, then, is a mystery to her turian mate. Rated M for suggestive themes. Set mid-ME2 somewhere. Cute and fluffy. One-shot.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,407 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/12/2012 - Garrus V., J. Garson - Complete
Medicinal Violence by RedHammer reviews
The worst part about waking up after a snarling bare-knuckle fight with your best friend is waking up in the same medbay.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 35,590 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 3/19/2012 - J. Garson, Garrus V.
Getting Clean by Syropae reviews
JXHQ: From the pov of a Henchmen looking into Harley's attempt to get clean from her addiction. One-shot. Drabble.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,106 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
Out Of The Way by KittyCabaret reviews
The Joker mostly ignores Harley but never realizes how important she is to him. Joker/Harley M for drug use i own nothing
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,119 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 7/5/2012 - The Joker, Harley Quinn - Complete
Second chances by Hakuyaoshi reviews
*Warning! Spoilers!* Garrus X FemShep There are not always offers of second chances... rating will change in later chapters **Udates on Mondays!* Awesomesauce!
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 51,483 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 2/21/2010 - J. Garson, Garrus V.
High Class Hostage by FortyFourReasons reviews
After the events of ME3, Garrus Vakarian wanders Earth, lost and purposeless...until possible redemption arrives unexpectedly in the form of a human infant. Vakarian/Shepard...sort of . Also includes post-ME3 histories of Tali and Liara.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 69,481 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 6/21/2012 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Garrus V., J. Garson - Complete
Long Distance by anonymous moose reviews
Even in peacetime, the nightmares keep her up some nights. But he's always there for her, even when he's not. Shepard/Vakarian. Post-ME3. Pure, unabashed romantic nonsense.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,377 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/19/2012 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
Legacy by anonymous moose reviews
"You ever wonder where your name comes from, my boy? Well, it's a pretty amazing story." Shepard/Vakarian.
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,326 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/14/2012 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
Damage Control by Rokubi reviews
Back aboard the Normandy, Garrus is faced with a bit of a problem. As it seems everyone onboard, regardless of gender or species, has taken up Normandy's favorite pastime; hitting on Commander Shepard. And, of course, Shepard is her regular oblivious self.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,543 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Garrus V., J. Garson
The Other Way Around by quondam reviews
When Shepard wakes after surviving the Catalyst, she has to come to terms with the fact that Garrus isn't there waiting. Prompt from MEK on LJ.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,960 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/20/2012 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
Setting Sail, Coming Home by anonymous moose reviews
They pieced her back together, brought her back from the brink of death more than once, but Shepard isn't alive. Not yet. Shepard/Vakarian.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,831 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/6/2012 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
The Shepard Code by quondam reviews
Set Post-ME3 where Shepard chooses Control. A hundred years after the Reaper War, a Turian ship captained by the grandson of Garrus Vakarian comes across a derelict Reaper inhabited by a hologram of Commander Shepard.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,111 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 690 - Follows: 144 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Garrus V., J. Garson - Complete
Dad by quondam reviews
Sequel to 'Uncle.' Garrus and Shepard finally settle down and become parents, despite all the struggles that come with it.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,438 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 28 - Published: 5/5/2012 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
Rundown by anonymous moose reviews
A mission goes wrong. Jack can't deal with the heat. Grunt can't deal with weakness. And a difficult choice is made.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,359 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Jack, U. Grunt - Complete
Mind Pop by riptey reviews
*1st Place both Readers' & Participants' Choice at dramione remix* Hermione stares down the limitations of linear time, while a memory-less fragment of Draco's conscious mind looks for a place to spend the night. D/Hr, EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,102 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/28/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Getting Physical by anonymous moose reviews
This was the first time they'd done this, and Shepard was in some serious pain. But it could be worse. Shepard/Vakarian. Rated M for... language?
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,933 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/25/2012 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
Meet Me At The Bar by HopeLearningSerenity reviews
Resolution for something very much unresolved, in my opinion. ME3 end game spoilers. One shot.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,270 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/22/2012 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
No Contest by Spicy-obsession reviews
The commander could have anyone, but the point is that she doesn't.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,274 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/20/2012 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
A Good Day by tarysande reviews
It's been a good day. Maybe not quite saving the galaxy at Shepard's side good, but good. And then it isn't.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,250 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/20/2012 - Garrus V., J. Garson - Complete
Heaven by MartaTowne reviews
Just a story that woke me up from a dead sleep and demanded it get written. Goes with NOTHING I've written, just a piece of work that I wish ME3 had included. This is NOT in my "Between the Scenes" universe, however...just a drabble that hit me.
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,313 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/16/2012 - Garrus V., J. Garson - Complete
Second Guessing by tarysande reviews
To be fair, Shepard probably shouldn't have been eavesdropping in the first place.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,054 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/15/2012 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
Good Days by servantofclio reviews
Even happy endings have their challenges. A look at Shepard and Garrus growing old together.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,026 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/15/2012 - [Garrus V., Shepard] - Complete
Dear Mass Effect by Herana reviews
"Dear Death, screw the rules. I have money. Sincerely, TIM" Based on dearblankpleaseblank entries. Is now holding its breath for ME3.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 3,154 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 4/15/2012 - Published: 9/28/2010 - J. Garson, Garrus V.
Requiem by MarisaRoseheart reviews
Shepard is haunted by those that she's lost, and asks for help from a God she doesn't necessarily believe in. Established Femshep/Garrus, spoilers for ME3.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,393 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/7/2012 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
Vakarian without Shepard by katznhund reviews
Six glimpses into Garrus' life after the Reaper War and the effect his relationship with Shepard has on it now she's gone. Spoilers: this is based on an alt ending. Previous FemShep/Garrus.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,501 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Garrus V. - Complete
I Waited by XxTwistedThornxX reviews
You glanced over your shoulder and smiled, cocking your gun with a spark in your eyes. I couldn't resist smiling back, bracing myself against the door. I waited to step into Hell beside you. SPOILERS FOR ALL THREE GAMES!
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,885 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Garrus V., J. Garson - Complete
The Drums of War by Gold Scribbles reviews
Extended Version: Persephone isn't kidnapped and Hades hedges his bets. However, nothing goes according to plan. The only love story here is a war story. Mod's Choice at the Dramione Couples Remix Fest. Draco x Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,706 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 3/31/2012 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Apocalypse Week by Eternal Contradiction reviews
Sheldon Cooper is crazy, but also kind of made of awesomeness. Or at least that's how Howard puts it. Penny thinks there's a possibility he's made of sexy, and really, the world must be ending if she has to suppress wayward urges to kiss him.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 61,536 - Reviews: 735 - Favs: 1,805 - Follows: 847 - Updated: 3/31/2012 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
fresh pair of eyes by Alialka reviews
The solid friendship between the human commander and the turian Reaper advisor was a well known fact. But there were whispers of more and on one night, Primarch Victus realizes what 'more' really is.
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,420 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Garrus V., J. Garson - Complete
The Fight by FearandLoathingXIX reviews
Shinohara walks in on Shin and Yankumi having a fight; a fairly traumatizing experience for someone who doesn't know what to expect.
Gokusen - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,298 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/6/2012 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Shin, Yankumi/Kumiko - Complete
Graveyard Valentine by Bex-chan reviews
Hermione thought she was the only person in the world who would spend Valentine's Day in a Graveyard, but she was wrong. He's there. Every single year, with his gloves, roses, and answers. Dramione Valentine's Day one-shot. Post-Hogwarts. EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,193 - Reviews: 1377 - Favs: 4,281 - Follows: 737 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Moment of Decay by Moonchild10 reviews
The town and its demons fed on James' guilt like gluttons, so it only made sense that they would want to feed on Maria, too. Maria and Pyramid Head-centric oneshot.
Silent Hill - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,246 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/9/2011 - Maria, Pyramid Head - Complete
Amore by noobcake reviews
Garrus and Shepard attempt to have a normal date night, but encounter a lounge singer. Yes, this is crackfic.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,116 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Garrus V., J. Garson - Complete
The Resilient by Mel88 reviews
Sequel to "An Aversion to Change." Voldemort's world is one of corruption, greed and betrayal. But there must be those who stand up to totalitarianism, who say no when others submit, and who survive despite their conditions. There must be the resilient. Thank you to ArtofSilence1 for the beautiful cover!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 124,034 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 5/18/2011 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Aurelian by BittyBlueEyes reviews
Two years after the war, a young stranger pays a visit to the burrow. His arrival alone is baffling, but the news he brings of an upcoming war turns the world upside down. Hermione's quiet, post-war life will never be the same.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 270,571 - Reviews: 3862 - Favs: 8,208 - Follows: 2,465 - Updated: 5/15/2011 - Published: 12/25/2010 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Harry P., OC - Complete
The Enthrallment Variable by Concupiscence66 reviews
Penny thinks she's found the perfect girl for Sheldon. Rated M for later chapters.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 19,682 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
Piano Man by TempestJo reviews
one shot, written for Medusa20. I'm not sure if it's what she wanted, but its what she asked for. Penny arrives at the university to pick up Sheldon one night, and finds him in the auditorium...
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,432 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 64 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Better Left Unsaid by SinceILeftYou reviews
FSherrus. Get into the heads of our favourite Saviour of the Galaxy and her Turian. Follows the events through ME2, keeping loyal to ingame conversation with just a lil' bit of poetic license thrown in for good measure. Enjoy!
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,575 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/6/2011 - Published: 9/7/2010 - J. Garson, Garrus V.
Nighttime Musings by Goddess of Cliffhangers reviews
Some insight on what the Joker and Harley really think of each other. It started as a drabble so it's rather sweet and simple. Hope you like it. PLEASE REVIEW! Much love, Cat
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 995 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/2/2010 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Harley Q., Joker - Complete
The Reason That I Laugh and Breathe by Ms Morpheus reviews
A different take on FemShepxGarrus. Shepard attempts to bridge the cultural divide and comfort the turian she secretly loves, succeeding in a way neither of them expected.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,470 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 9/14/2010 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Garrus V., J. Garson - Complete
Too Quiet of Late by Enheduanna of Ur reviews
Something's wrong with Harley, the Joker observes.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 566 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
Run Away, Love by Amputation reviews
REWORKED! Misery loves company, but what happens when misery is met with solutions? Past!fic to Present!SemiAU BBTverse
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,660 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Lament For A Sinner by Thomas Simpson reviews
When John Constantine's friend goes missing, presumed dead, the only clue he has to go on is a strange wooden box found at the crime scene. However he will soon learn that some boxes should remain closed and even Hell has some surprises for him.
Crossover - Hellraiser & Hellblazer - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,518 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Pinhead - Complete
The Sheldon Cooper Paradigm Shift by Streamingwords reviews
After an unexpected accident, Sheldon Cooper undergoes a paradigm shift of epic proportions. Future Shenny. T rating for now.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,069 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 6/10/2010 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Sheldon C., Penny
Where Angels Fear To Tread by WarlordFil reviews
Death changes things. When Commander Shepard tries to tell her old friend what he means to her, she finds out that her own thoughts about him have changed. Garrus/FemShep. ME 1 and 2 spoilers. T for innuendo and cussing. COMPLETE. Sequel: Closer to Home
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,623 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 6/1/2010 - Published: 3/1/2010 - Garrus V., J. Garson - Complete
Resolution by Vulthrize reviews
Post ME 2. Garrus knows that by continuing his relationship with Shepard, they will both face difficult personal and professional challenges. What he doesn't know is that most of these challenges await them both upon the Normandy's return to the Citadel.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,626 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 3/18/2010 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
Between the Two of Us by CornflowerBlue reviews
Yankumi always thought that everything would be normal between them. She was his teacher, Shin her student. She always believed she was in love with Shinohara, but now... Nothing could be more confusing! Ch15:Resolutions, is up! PlsR&R!
Gokusen - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 65,187 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 5/25/2010 - Published: 5/25/2006 - Yankumi/Kumiko, Shin
Confessions and Lamentations by Selkit reviews
Squadmates, friends and acquaintances react, in their own words, to the new turn in Garrus and Shepard's relationship. Because everybody's got an opinion. Fem!Shepard/Garrus.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,181 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 5/20/2010 - Published: 3/4/2010 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
To Have and to Hold by Miri1984 reviews
Set in the Beginnings/Losses/Consequences universe. Miranda Cousland is Warden Commander in Amaranthine, but misses her husband Alistair dreadfully. Also, she has a certain apostate admirer to contend with...
Dragon Age - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,140 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/12/2010 - Cousland, Anders - Complete
Twenty Months by Dee12 reviews
Today was the day Fitzwilliam Marcus Darcy would reclaim his sense of propriety, snap out of this funk, and bring pride back to the Darcy name. And then a pregnant girl decided it would be a very good idea to stop by and ruin his life.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 88,101 - Reviews: 2367 - Favs: 1,746 - Follows: 1,074 - Updated: 5/2/2010 - Published: 10/17/2006 - Complete
I Will Find You by Zombie Calypso reviews
Shepard is back from the dead and Garrus is missing. What else can she do but look for him? ME2 storyline with lots and lots of liberties taken on my part. Rated T for some f-bombs.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,041 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/23/2010 - Published: 4/19/2010 - J. Garson, Garrus V.
Drunk and Disorderly by Miri1984 reviews
Alistair gets to know the Awakenings crew at the inn at the Vigil. Anders lets out a few things he probably should have kept to himself.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,833 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Anders, Alistair - Complete
Stuck on You by Talitha Koum reviews
Sheldon and Penny are stuck with each other. Literally.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,477 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 4/12/2010 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Finding the Proper Tenses by Lady Lioness reviews
Sheldon wakes up to a problem. SHELDON/PENNY
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,629 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 45 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
The Neutral Endgame Observation by Lady Lioness reviews
Raj walks into an office and walks out with his world forever changed. SHELDON/PENNY
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,846 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 37 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Rajesh K., Sheldon C. - Complete
The Inebriated Revelation by Bella-Jade83 reviews
Sheldon asks Penny a question she wasn't expecting, one in which she has a hard time answering.... The missing scene to 3.18 "The Pant's Alternative"
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,630 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Need You Now by Fiera Sabre reviews
GarrusxShepard--comprised of utter fluff, utter crack, and a dose of angst but it has a happy ending ! Shepard and Garrus are having similar thoughts prior to their meeting on Omega...
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,356 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/21/2010 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
Lancing the Wound by noobcake reviews
Angry Garrus is angry, and Shepard goes to extremes to try to help him. *Initially* NONCON, so if that sort of thing upsets you, please steer clear. Oneshot.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,601 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Garrus V., J. Garson - Complete
Unbecoming a Marine by Aural Winter reviews
A short, cute, somewhat humorous one-shot about the first time Shepard and Garrus cross paths... which neither of them will remember. Pre-ME1, rated for language.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,909 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/7/2010 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
Human At the Core by xxsewnlipsxx reviews
After seeing Kaidan for the first time in two years, it does not end well. Shepard shares a glass of brandy with Doctor Chakwas, but one glass doesn't quite quell the feeling of being utterly alone. She gets drunk, and Garrus begins to worry. Garrus/Shep
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,458 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Garrus V., J. Garson - Complete
Threesome by Remenants reviews
FemShep/Garrus/Tali It's not what you think it is...honest. One-Shot.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,916 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/19/2010 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
What You Can Have by Nona Mousy reviews
A roll in the hay isn't what she wants. Not really, or maybe... not only.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,092 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Garrus V., J. Garson - Complete
The British Commander by Ioik reviews
Taking names and drinking tea. A bunch of scenes from the game with an over the top British Commander.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,339 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/17/2010 - Published: 2/11/2010 - J. Garson, Garrus V.
This Is by Zepheera reviews
Kaidan Alenko visits the wards to track down Commander Shepard, but things don't go as planned. Set shortly after the end of ME2 Garrus/FemShep - Large reference to past Kaidan/FemShep
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Kaidan A., Garrus V. - Complete
It's Times Like These by DSieya reviews
If this resulted in, like, permanent damage Penny would never forgive herself. sheldon/penny, oneshot, dedicated to lisaboston
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,783 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 30 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
A Trail a Mile Wide by Heuksal reviews
Shepard didn't get much of a chance to celebrate after ruining Sovereign's day, and the SR2's crew could really use a break after the end of ME2. Minor postgame spoilers, Femshep and Garrus, mostly dialog, gratuitous nerdy in-jokes.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,685 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 691 - Follows: 105 - Published: 2/12/2010 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
You, Me and the Bourgeoisie by orchidvines reviews
Will Darcy had absolutely everything. Until the accident. In a glimpse of what could have been, he wakes up beside Lizzy Bennet, the artist he was supposed to dump ten years ago. The fork in his path. Still, what the hell happened to his Armani suits?
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 50,053 - Reviews: 1030 - Favs: 1,211 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 2/7/2010 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Complete
Metaphor Trouble by Fiera Sabre reviews
**Spoilers for ME2 if you haven't played it** Shepard and Garrus must use those awkward metaphors for a whole conversation, and the reason for this thinks something is going on...Takes place after that horribly awkward conversation with Mordin.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 839 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/6/2010 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
Hurt Kitty by TriplePirouette reviews
Sequel to "Chilly Kitty". 'Just like when she was a teenager: some stupid crush that she blew out of proportion. She sighed, it just made her delusional. Near crazy. Especially since she knew, knew, he could never love her back.'
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,710 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
Archangel by BakuhaNoKarei reviews
Garrus' thoughts immediately before meeting back up with Shepard after 2 years.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,560 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/5/2010 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
Shepard's Archangel by WolfPhantoms reviews
Ever wonder what happens if time continued after the GAME OVER? What if Shepard's teammates had to save her from peril? Shepard faced dozens to save the Archangel. Now Garrus must face a Turian's discomfort in order to save Commander Shepard's life.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,132 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/3/2010 - [J. Garson, Garrus V.] - Complete
The Providential Dismissal Quandary by htbthomas reviews
Sheldon's to blame. Penny's furious. The guys are helpless. What's a string theorist to do? Episode-style fic featuring the full cast, with a focus on Sheldon/Penny. Based on the prompt "pinkslip" from the LJ Paradox community's Fiction Friday. Complete.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,667 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
Green Eyed Monster by Jomorox reviews
Darcy is interested in Elizabeth Bennet even though he knows he shouldn't be, yet why she is spending more time with someone else, someone named Bingley? Modern P and P,with a new Character, lots of plot twists and one very jealous Darcy. Complete!
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 147,961 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Complete
Gently they go by starfish001 reviews
She has already decided it’s a ‘he’ and can’t help but name him..." WARNING: Character death. Pretty dark. One shot plot bunny that wouldn't get out of my head.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,365 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
The Relocation Reasonings by Fayth3 reviews
Penny wonders if she should move back home. Sheldon has other ideas
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,566 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 61 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Juniper by attica reviews
What Blaise Zabini hadn’t understood in the beginning soon became the clearest thing in the entire universe. DHr. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,724 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 525 - Follows: 63 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Uncertainty Principle by PrincessButtercup83 reviews
Penny's spent years making sure she had everything she wanted. Right? Dark crack!fic. No, seriously.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,221 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
The Sonata by DSieya reviews
When Sheldon finds the piano, he doesn’t look like he believes what he’s looking at. sheldon/penny, oneshot, written for the fic/art swap
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,834 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Penny, Sheldon C.
Christmas shopping by Jomorox reviews
Christmas always meant so much to her and so little to him. Watch as the season of good will effects and changes the lives of our favourite couple. One shot. Fluffy.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,487 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Complete
The Cranial Contusion Conundrum by aekohl reviews
After a freak furniture accident, Sheldon is left with a head injury that brings out an unexpected side of his personality. He showers Penny with all the affection she could ever want, but there's something missing and she knows it. Sheldon/Penny
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,862 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Penny, Sheldon C.
LoveGame by aekohl reviews
A faceless man at a party stirs feelings in Penny she thought she'd long since forgotten. Little does she know, the stranger is even closer to her than she ever imagined. Sheldon/Penny ONESHOT
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,582 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 37 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
Calling Bluffs by DSieya reviews
It doesn’t matter that chocolate is technically not an aphrodisiac. When it comes to getting back at Sheldon, Penny’s ready to pretend anything. sheldon/penny, oneshot with sequel
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,341 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 35 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
Doubting Thomas by Lady Azar de Tameran reviews
One Shot. AU. After all, every child deserves a mother who loves them. Even those who grow up to be monsters. Luna just never imagined things would turn out this way. Time Travel.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,556 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 3,106 - Follows: 631 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Luna L., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Cooper Libido Experiment by gwendy reviews
There are times when the thing you love the most will cause your downfall. In the case of Dr. Sheldon Cooper, that would be Science... Sheldon/Penny, with secondary characters Leslie Winkle and Ramona Nowitzki
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 48,919 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 752 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 10/4/2009 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
In the End by Jomorox reviews
There comes a time when we must all say goodbye. Sometimes this happens much earlier than we might think. What do you do when the worst imaginable thing happens when you least expect it? What will Fitzwilliam Darcy do?
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,248 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Complete
Deja Vu Vibes by gwendy reviews
Dr. Sheldon Cooper doesn't believe in coincidences...until... Sheldon/Penny fic
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,161 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Dark Embrace by Halamee2559 reviews
All she had ever wanted was to see him again, the young boy that opened her heart so long ago. After spending an eternity without solace, suffering in cold silence... she finally can. Alma x Becket, F.E.A.R.2 novel, very mature themes
F.E.A.R. - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,342 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 9/24/2009 - Published: 2/11/2009
The Electric Can Opener Emotional Fluctuation by gwendy reviews
I just know there's a missing scene in there! I just know it! This is inspired from Episode 1 of Big Bang Theory's Season 3, on what happened after Penny gave Sheldon Star Trek Spoilers
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,438 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 30 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Ounce for Ounce by kc-archive reviews
Pyramid Head & Maria. He had a strong sense of duty, or maybe just a weak sense of independence.
Silent Hill - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,111 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Pyramid Head, Maria - Complete
A Delicate Matter Requiring Some Edification by Heist reviews
Marital felicity meets a snag four years in the making. Darcy has an astonishingly long memory.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 561 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Complete
5 times Sheldon gets a ride from Penny by PrincessButtercup83 reviews
and 1 time he returns the favor. Written because I apparently smoke a lot of crack.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,715 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 37 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
The Radial Velocity Condrum by Lady Lioness reviews
Raj can suddenly talk to Penny and he is determined to find out why this change happened. Penny/Sheldon-ish
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,296 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 44 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Rajesh K. - Complete
The Elevator Conundrum by gwendy reviews
The elevator's finally working and Penny and Sheldon managed to get a test ride...until things get a little interesting...
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,014 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Penny, Sheldon C. - Complete
The Virtual Coitus Surrogation by gwendy reviews
Sheldon and Penny play a late night game of Age of Conan...
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,811 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 34 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
There's no better Present than a Future by P'tfami reviews
A sequel of sorts to Hogfather. Susan's Hogswatch woes are far from over. She's about to be given an offer she might not refuse...
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,404 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 2/2/2007 - Susan Sto Helit, Jonathan T.
The Art of Persuasion by ForevermoreNevermore reviews
As young ladies know, as it was instilled into their minds at a rather young age, the quickest way to get into a man’s heart is through his stomach. Then what, praytell, is the quickest way into a women’s? A story of which a man learns his wife.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Complete
Will You Tell Us a Story, Mommy? by Tastastix reviews
*AU* Drawn into a mysterious book that Riku got for her birthday, the twins must adapt to the fantasy realm while trying to keep up a facade. However, lying to the handsome young Lord is much harder than either of them had anticipated! **DISCONTINUED**
D N Angel - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,679 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Dark M., Riku H.
Reflection by lfleurdelys reviews
AU. In his cubicle, Darcy muses over a certain coworker. One-shot.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,068 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Complete
Chilly Kitty by TriplePirouette reviews
Sheldon doesn't like change, even if it might get him the Nobel Prize. Post-Ep for The Monopolar Expedition S/P FLUFF!
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,917 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 41 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Sincerity by Ha-Ha-Havoc reviews
Even the Joker can be sincere.... can't he? A quick one-shot, just to get my creative juices flowing. Disclaimer cause I forgot to add it in; All publicity, recognizable characters, settings, etc, are the property of their respective owners.
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,646 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Joker, Harley Q. - Complete
Storytime by Evility reviews
Georgiana is bored to tears, so Lizzy amuses her with a story about a certain Darcy and an unforgettable encounter near the pond of Pemberley.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,547 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Complete
The Biggest Question by Merenwen Calmcacil reviews
Will Darcy knew that the biggest question he would ever ask wasn't asking Lizzie to marry him, it was asking her father for permission...
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,354 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Complete
Harken by darkmistress in the shadows reviews
He'd take from her and she'd let him. ZukoToph, Toko
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,359 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Zuko, Toph - Complete
Harley's Woes, Joker Sews by Sygmanthias reviews
Harley is fed up...and The Joker is absolutely clueless.
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Harley Q., Joker - Complete
Cold by Sygmanthias reviews
Harley finds herself out in the cold...literally.
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 679 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/19/2008 - Harley Q., Joker - Complete
JxHQ: Manifestation by princessebee reviews
Doctor Harleen Quinzel gets a visit from her darkest desire. Warnings for very strong themes.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,183 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
JxHQ: Piety by princessebee reviews
When he laughs, the world hurtles by. But when he cries, it stops. Based directly on the new "Joker" graphic novel and set within that continuity.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,579 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
JxHQ: Bachelorhood by princessebee reviews
Harley storms out and Joker is left to his own devices. Rid of the old ball and chain, he indulges in the charms of bachelorhood. A "day in the life of". Warnings for implicit violence and sexual references.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,141 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 22 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
JxHQ: Sold by princessebee reviews
Harley's in gear but Mistah J ain't playing. What's a gal to do? Our mischeivous minx takes matters into her own hands - and goes looking elswhere! JokerxHarley
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,806 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
JxHQ: Celebrity by princessebee reviews
The Joker is a CELEBRITY. And don't forget it. This means you, Harley Girl. Just a little look at Joker's neediness when it comes to his ego. Funny and light. JokerxHarley.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,804 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
Everything by Chozen Rogue reviews
Dani wants everything; Charlie wants nothing. A Dani Reese character study with slight Creese Crews/Reese overtones.
Life - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,242 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/28/2008 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Complete
JxHQ: Ask Me No Secrets by princessebee reviews
Set not long after the events of 'Mad Love'. Just how did Joker resolve things with Harley after the lies he told are revealed? How does Harley come to accept them? JokerxHarley.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,833 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
JxHQ: Tenderness by princessebee reviews
She stirred something in him, something he couldn't name. And it made him furious. JokerxHarley. I wrote this in retaliation to the fluff of Punchline, wanting something far darker. Warnings for violence and hurt sans comfort. WINNER third place.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
JxHQ: Punchline by princessebee reviews
It was the one joke she got he didn't. JokerxHarley. Firmly rooted in the DCAU. Not OOC but it's definitely fluff and I'm guilty. References to abuse. Written for the 'Punchline' drabble challenge at batfic contest on livejournal. WINNER second place!
Batman - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 490 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
DCU: Fan Mail by princessebee reviews
In a drab, dreary, deadly place like Arkham Asylum, a fella has to make his own fun. Luckily for The Joker, fun tends to come to him. Warnings for some very strong themes, some language and some offensive epithets used.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,041 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/9/2008 - Published: 3/7/2008 - The Joker, Harley Quinn - Complete
Lab Specimen I by Superficial Faith reviews
This is how I became the monster I am today. This is the story of my life... A perspective on Alucard's life when being experimented on. ON HIATUS.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,749 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/29/2008 - Published: 12/5/2006
DCU: Sheharazade by princessebee reviews
Amber, a young street smart heroin addict, finds herself in the clutches of The Joker one evening. Can she make it through the night? Warnings for violence, language and generally strong content. No romance, no sex and no Mary Sues.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/27/2008 - The Joker - Complete
JxHQ: Harley Quinn: Soliloquy by princessebee reviews
A rehabilitated Harley Quinn tries to find her place in a society she is no longer a part of. But can she truly leave the shadows of her past behind? Warning for mild themes and references to violence.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,328 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
All About Perspective by ange-zz reviews
Riku could mean one person to the world, but what she doesn't realize yet is that she could mean the world to one person. It's all about perspective. It may be exactly what she needs, and something only he can give.
D N Angel - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,905 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/11/2007
Reward by shirotora-san reviews
[Dramaverse] Kumiko thought that giving a reward would be a good idea to get her wayward students of Section 3D to pay more attention in her class. What she didn't expect was for Shin to give her more than what she bargained for.
Gokusen - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 73,690 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 10/20/2007 - Published: 6/11/2006
A Sudden Witch by Anonymized Artichoke reviews
Tiffany Aching is minding her own business when a teenage witch appears in her dairy shed. Usually this sort of thing only happens to wizards, but this 'Hermione' needs some counseling and a lesson in what witchcraft really is about. PostWintersmith.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,198 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/14/2007 - Published: 2/10/2007 - Complete
Hours by kc-archive reviews
Aziraphale & Anathema. Aziraphale was just a tad infatuated. And by a tad, he meant a lot. And by a lot, he meant a great deal. And by a great deal, he meant that he could fill all of England and maybe a bit of Denmark with it.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,241 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Aziraphale, Anathema D. - Complete
Field of Aphrodite by Winterwing3000 reviews
He lingered in the field of myrtles. She found him there. And pulled him out. Love wasn't always bitter. AU Dark x Riku
D N Angel - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Dark M., Riku H. - Complete
Riviera Girl by solysal reviews
It was nice, Dark decided, to pour her coffee on the Fridays she stopped by the café. Not that he looked out for her. [AU] [Dark x Riku]
D N Angel - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,300 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/31/2007 - Dark M., Riku H. - Complete
Little Devotional by Scatter Plot reviews
[DarkxRiku,DaixRiku]He had been using her for too long and she was sick of it. So when the opportunity to escape rose she took it. You never know what you've got 'til it's gone, right?
D N Angel - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,367 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/23/2007 - Published: 10/6/2006 - Dark M., Riku H.
Cherries by White Crow reviews
She had always loved cherries. And he had always loved watching her eat them. AiRen
Hell Girl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,044 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Complete
Original Sin by Killing Joke reviews
The confessional booth in one of Gotham's churches has heard a lot of tales of woe, but the Joker's involvement has made this one into a sinister shaggy dog story.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,055 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/31/2007 - Published: 10/21/2006 - The Joker - Complete
Wretched by kc-archive reviews
Pyramid Head & Maria. Understanding his rather disabling predicament was one thing, but thinking that he was now under her jurisdiction was another entirely. She duly deserved to be eaten alive for it.
Silent Hill - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,370 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/25/2007 - Published: 3/6/2007 - Pyramid Head, Maria - Complete
Another Chance by Agent Malkere reviews
Darcy returns from London early before Lady Catherine can interfer or Bingley can propose, but is badly injured and forced to stay with the Bennets. What effect will this have on the out come of the story? DarcyElizabeth
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,311 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 3/21/2007 - Published: 10/3/2006
Dreaming of you by EvilKath reviews
Post DMC. Jack has his beloved Pearl, Elizabeth has Will, but even though they try to deny it, they can't fight the inevitable. And suddenly, it's not about defeating Beckett anymore. JackElizabeth Sparrabeth of course. Completed.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 56,578 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 3/18/2007 - Published: 8/6/2006 - Complete
A Day in the Life of Fitzwilliam Darcy by Peradan reviews
Meddler, enabler, and allaround master of his universe, Fitzwilliam Darcy narrates one ordinary day in a life that has nothing to do with Bennets, Meryton, or Hertfordshire.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 270 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/15/2007
True Love Has No Happy Ending by Nicolet reviews
HIATUS AU Riku hasn't been feeling well since her 18th Birthday, and she realizes her love for Daisuke was all an illusion. She breaks and no one can save her now except a certain dark angel.
D N Angel - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,927 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/10/2007 - Published: 12/29/2005 - Dark M., Riku H.
Reason by Miruvix reviews
[Jigoku Shoujo] Why did she save me, anyway? [PG, except for some slight swearing slight, platonic Ren x Ai, I guess]
Misc. Anime/Manga - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/6/2007 - Complete
King of the Board by Sqiggles reviews
Pawns on a chessboard, pieces all lined up. He does not disagree, nor does he agree. [Chairman], [KanameYuuki][drabblefic][COMPLETE]
Vampire Knight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/5/2007 - Complete
The Talk by Delu reviews
Tom sits Harry down to give him The Talk. Needless to say, some funny convo. ensues. OneShot, Slash if you squint.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,360 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 55 - Published: 12/30/2006 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Big monster vs Little monster by TurboFerret reviews
There is only one thing Alucard fears, and that makes Seras happy. Yiihaa the next chapter Hellsings adventures in the water amusement park are finally up.
Hellsing - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,051 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/23/2006 - Published: 4/23/2006 - Alucard, Integra
Catch Me When I Fall by Gladrial10 reviews
Harley becomes overly dramatic and Joker's trying his best not to care. JokerxHarley
Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,254 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/17/2006 - The Joker, Harley Quinn - Complete
Sweet Comfort by drabbleinthedarkarts reviews
Gabriel decides to pay his little Alpha female a visit one night. And... well, it's not really a good time. [Vivian/Gabriel]
Blood And Chocolate - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,117 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/7/2006 - Vivian G. - Complete
Between Fidel Castro and You by Calais reviews
A fantastic, lovely story with modern twist. An unwilling Elizabeth the teacher and Darcy the shipping heir meet...will they ever get over their pride? Probably not. ....Must review.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 56,662 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 11/27/2006 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Complete
Life is lived alone by Befallings reviews
Poem. One shot. Character in question might possibly be Alucard. Go figure. Rated T for minor suggestive suicidal thoughts, or something like that.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 320 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/24/2006 - Complete
I love my teacher by cranesilk155 reviews
UPDATED! chapter 10 is up... This is a shinyankumi fanfiction. Hope you'll like it... enjoy reading guys...
Gokusen - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,936 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 10/18/2006 - Published: 6/10/2006
The Quiet Things That No One Ever Knows by Scatter Plot reviews
[Au,Dariku]Growing up is tough and as a teenager defining yourself is the most difficult and important thing to do. Can Riku and Dark save eachother from the schemes, lies and disaster around them. Can you really change destiny?
D N Angel - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,416 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/7/2006 - Published: 9/3/2005 - Dark M., Riku H.
Home Before Dark by XSnow LeopardX reviews
AU DarkxRiku...probably. A twist of events leaves Dark Mousy needing someone's help, and Riku gets stuck with the responsibility. How does one help a phantom? What happens when he realizes he's gotten far more then he bargained for-what happens if it's too much? -Revamped and in progress!-
D N Angel - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,181 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 6/18/2006 - Published: 10/14/2005 - Dark M., Riku H.
Fair play by Ninjamuffin13 reviews
Corndogs, stuffed kitties, and clowns abound when Seras manages to drag Alucard around. Where? The fair! Read if you dare, but beware: though this ain't crack, it's kinda whack!
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,666 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/15/2006 - Published: 8/27/2005 - Alucard, Seras - Complete
Advancement by Kitty Ryan reviews
It is quite difficult for Black Ribboners to blush. They have to dredge up something that hasn’t been in evidence for centuries. “You did not come to meet me because you vanted to know more about my modern city, I think,” he said.' Two vampires tour Ankh
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 613 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/2/2006 - Complete
The Aftermath by Gladrial10 reviews
What happens when two of Arkham's doctors disagree on treatment regarding the Joker and Harley? JokerxHarley
Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,969 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 3/3/2006 - Published: 2/24/2006 - The Joker, Harley Quinn - Complete
Franch Knight by MeyRevived2 reviews
A crossover between Vol.6 and Monty Python's Holy Grail.
Hellsing - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,573 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/12/2006 - Complete
Yule With the Gods by TerraZeal reviews
Chapter 2: Malik watches the Martha Stewart show, Jergal grows a third arm, and Cyric likes talking to himself. Stupidity and character bashing.
Forgotten Realms - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,833 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 12/20/2005 - Published: 12/12/2005
Her Wild Eyes by Aeslehc reviews
A story based on VtM: Bloodlines, from the point of veiw of one of the faceless prostitutes.
White Wolf - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,513 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/17/2005
The Caffeinated Lifestyle by Laiqualaurelote reviews
Otto and Maladicta. Coffee girl and camera guy. Perfect pairing, I think. A series of seven snapshots of their brief life together.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,182 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/8/2005 - Published: 10/7/2005 - Complete
You Always Come Close, But You Never Come Easy by Scatter Plot reviews
Prequel to 'When It's Easier To Forget'. Is it so hard to believe in love at first sight? When Dark first saw Riku he thought she was just a child, but now she's a woman. What's a thief to do? AU Dariku [COMPLETE!]
D N Angel - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,066 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/28/2005 - Published: 3/9/2005 - Dark M., Riku H. - Complete
Fourteen Fathoms by Vain reviews
Repost - Snape discovers something disturbing about Harry and acts . . . like Snape. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,280 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 530 - Follows: 109 - Published: 3/17/2005 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Monty Python's Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire by Rosemunde reviews
This fic was written for a challenge; a challenge to parody "Goblet of Fire," precisely. It answers the timeless question: what if the HP novels were made up of sketches from Monty Python? (I don't own the Harry Potter characters or the sketches of Mony
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,683 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/28/2005 - Harry P.
Nothing That Can't Be Fixed by TerraZeal reviews
Spoilers for the Avatar Series. Cyric thinks about his condition, the other gods, Malik, and what he has to do to prove himself guilty. Yes, a Cyric story. The only one, to my knowledge. Does everyone hate Cyric, or what?
Forgotten Realms - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/27/2005
Reminiscence by Kenya Starflight reviews
Calvin is all grown up... how has the passage of time affected him and those around him? My first nonStar Wars fic!
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,516 - Reviews: 797 - Favs: 2,291 - Follows: 247 - Published: 9/7/2004 - Calvin, Hobbes - Complete
And I Hate You So by drinktea reviews
Writer Riku is helping out her sister when she discovers something from her past and her views on love tear her apart again. Meanwhile, radio show host Dark Mousy has totally different views on the matter. DarkRiku. AU.
D N Angel - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,942 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/3/2004 - Published: 4/3/2004 - Riku H., Dark M. - Complete
The Dead Voldemort Sketech by JustJeanette reviews
Monty Python look out. This is a blatant parody of the dead parrot sketch, you have been warned. One-shot, complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,028 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 11 - Published: 12/8/2003 - Lucius M., Voldemort - Complete
The Children by samvimes reviews
After the war, we gather to remember. And none of us escape unscathed, least of all Draco Malfoy...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,831 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 28 - Published: 5/16/2003 - Draco M.
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Float like a Butterfly reviews
It's years after the war and Ron makes his home in muggle pubs in the seedier side of Soho, London. It suits him fine till it doesn't. To think it starts with a set of neon lit doors. "The door opens and he can hear the roar of a crowd inside — pulsing and alive." Semi-drabble. One-shot. Rare pair inside, you've been warned. M for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,597 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/21/2016 - Ron W. - Complete
Taste of Sulphur reviews
When Ginny was handed the case files to Tom Riddle Jr, it had seemed like the chance she was looking for to make her own in the world had dropped into her lap. Reality, however, is rarely that simple. "... Ginny had as much as a breakthrough on the Riddle case as the First Emperor of China had with his search of the key to immortality." Muggle AU/Psychological Gin n Tonic. One-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,427 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/24/2016 - Ginny W., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Hurricane Thunderclap reviews
Hermione hadn't meant for it to happen but the fact remains that she did nothing to fix what she had wrought. "Her friends didn't approve, she knew. But they made nary a single sound of protest when she brought him, lost as a new born babe — a clean slate — to them all those years ago. They'd lost the rights to have opinions now." Memory Modification fic, Dramione, one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,049 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/15/2016 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Flesh and Blood reviews
All Draco knows when he wakes up is an insatiable hunger. "The tantalizing aroma grows stronger. Saliva rushes in his mouth and he swallows." Now with continuation. A Dramione fic. [Has a parallel prequel: Dying of the Light] COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 48,359 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 1/8/2016 - Published: 7/18/2015 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Dying of the Light reviews
Hermione spends most of her time buried in her work, valiantly maintaining the image that all is fine. Draco has moved from seeking his father's approval to seeking the bottom of the bottle. The war may have been over for years, but the effects it leaves behind festers still. [Parallel prequel to Flesh and Blood] COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 15 - Words: 41,252 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 1/8/2016 - Published: 9/5/2015 - [Lucius M., Narcissa M.] Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Footnotes in History reviews
At the tender age of 7, Draco stumbles upon a stack of diaries belonging to a person with the initials of R.A.B. What he reads scares him enough to leave it be, but as the years go by, they eventually become his only comfort. "What utter tripe. It's a logical fallacy. An all-powerful being will never be magnanimous." Background dramione if you squint. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,242 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 25 - Published: 9/18/2015 - Hermione G., Sirius B., Draco M., Regulus B. - Complete
The Inbred Problem reviews
Wizarding Britain is nearing a crisis and Hermione will do what she must to prevent it, even if it means putting herself on the line. "Every single pureblood family is quite literally three steps away from being the pug of humanity!" Marriage Law fic. Dramione, one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,311 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 643 - Follows: 111 - Published: 7/22/2015 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Lucius M., Narcissa M. - Complete
Strings on us reviews
There is a belief that everyone who is born is connected to another intimately through a red string tied around their ankles. It should have been easy, but with Draco and Hermione, things have never been quite as clear cut as that. A Dramione fic, one-shot. Soul Mate / Red String of Fate
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,058 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 32 - Published: 6/9/2015 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
The Endless Path reviews
Destiny crafts her, Delirium defines her, Destruction follows her, Dream eludes her, Despair surrounds her, Desire idolizes her and Death receives her. Slight Shakarian. One-shot.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,762 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/21/2015 - J. Garson, Garrus V., Kaidan A., D. Anderson - Complete
The Sound of Her Wings reviews
He knew what she saw him as: a project to undertake. If she gave him ugly knitted hats too, he thought he may very well snap and do something truly deserving of a life sentence at Azkaban. Slight Dramione, crossover, one-shot. Companion piece to Erised.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sandman - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,087 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/17/2015 - Death, Draco M. - Complete
Erised reviews
She was the girl who fought for house elf rights, the one that picked the ugliest cat in the shop because she didn't want it to be unloved, and if it gave her a twisted enjoyment to be the salvation to her once tormentor, she didn't show it. If saving him was saving herself as well, she didn't show that either. Implied Dramione, crossover, one-shot.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sandman - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,914 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/16/2015 - Desire, Hermione G. - Complete
Cat and Mouse reviews
Thump thump skreeeeee...
Silent Hill - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 618 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/1/2012 - Pyramid Head - Complete
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