Dear Mass Effect

Dear Shepard,

You're making it difficult to go about our business

in your galaxy. Stop it.

Sincerely, The Reapers

Dear Shenko fangirls,

Who's sensitive now?

Sincerely, Garrus

Dear Garrus,

The rest of the men in the galaxy would like a

turn now.

Sincerely, random Shepard fan-boy

Dear Tarak,

We always knew you were jealous.

Your missile plan backfired, huh?

Sincerely, any female within eye-sight of Garrus

Dear Death,

Screw the rules.

I have money.

Sincerely, Kaiba... I mean TIM!

A/N: Good? No? Continue? Hear from you soon? Hope to. If not, thanks for reading.

In case you're wondering...this is a Shakarian pairing... I can't stand Alenko... (anymore... Even though Garrus was always better, he was just not an option...) So, if you are an aforementioned Shenko fangirl, sorry in advance.