Phahhaahhahhaha XD

So great! You made me laugh! Loved it.

Hehehehe

Checking out your old stories while I wait for "A Hand Full of Dust" to update (no complaints, take your time!). I really liked this one. Nice to read something less heart-aching and more fun. As always, you've captured the characters perfectly!

Haha, this was brilliant. Great last sentence to end the story, and lots of other fun stuff - "if you assholes are finished flirting" comes to mind, or the question of the evolutionary purpose of freckles (camouflage, lol), or Matriarch Benezia... "Shepard's already substantial waist-to-hip ratio" was hilarious as well.
It was a really good idea to show both of them having similar reactions to the other and dealing with that.

Hehehe... And then?

Thank author!

i cringed and laughed in all the right places. great work!

Love this, darling! Keep up the good work!

Dear god, this made me laugh way too many times.
Too. Cute.
Could you maybe post all the minifics from tumblr here? I'm trying to keep up with your regular updates but I discovered my mail thinks that is spam .

Gah-dammit- I cannot stop laughing! This was hilarious to read with its repeat of killer jokes and jabs, and I liked the crossover from Shepard in the beginning to Garrus at the end. Oh gosh, that Matriarch Benezia joke...Gold.

Thanks for this treat, I really needed that laugh haha!

This was absolutely amazing! I thoroughly enjoyed this. I was grinning like an idiot the entire time! :) Great writing and fantastic plot-line! Poor Garrus and poor Shepard... now, if only they would talk to each other, those cold showers might not be necessary. ;) Excellent job!

This was great lol!

Charming and glorious as ever! Only the most fantastic of awkwardness will do _

Please tell me that this will continue?! Great start. I love the awkward, i'm-sure-the-object-of-my-affection-doesn't-return -my-feelings, dance. Adorableness ensues!