Rumble nor any of his siblings had ever anticipated the day that their creator would be extinguished or how to react afterward, especially since none of them had expected to live past their host's demise ... Especially not like this. Meanwhile, Eject tries to adapt and Thundercracker starts to wonders what he's willing to pay for a bit of revenge. G1.

For the first time in vorns, Soundwave plays a card game and wins a most unusual prize. But according to Jazz, that's when the real game began. Now master and slave must match wits in a game that will push them both to the breaking point and beyond.

Soundwave is captured by the Autobots after being severely and permanently damaged in battle. Complete!

Weeks of punitive third-shift monitor duty have left Skywarp recharge deprived and with limited control over his warping abilities. Millennia of war, loss, and repressed feelings come to a head as, every time he attempts to recharge, he ends up warping where he wishes to be most: Thundercracker's berth.

His brother turned his gaze to him, expression no longer neutral but one of contemplation. There was a measured silence, as the ramifications of the situation were being processed. Finally, Optimus folded his arms over his chest and asked, "What is the last thing you remember?"

Witch Weekly crowned him Sexiest Wizard Alive, the Daily Prophet hailed him as the Most Influential Wizard of the Year, the Gringotts Times named him the most accomplished tycoon in history, and Hermione Granger is about to call him boss. 3 guesses who.

G1. An accident with the Well of Transformation turns Starscream into a human. Will he be able to be the ultimate Decepticon weapon against the Autobots before losing himself to humanity?

G1: The problem with falling in love with an Aerialbot is that his brothers are part of the deal. The problem with falling in love with someone with unfinished business is that sometimes the unfinished business is Starscream... Skyfire/Silverbolt

It's starting to get scary, how well the Aerialbots are adjusting to being human. The same cannot be said of the Seekers.

They're total opposites, yet somehow drawn together through circumstance and choice. 28 short stories about the most unlikely couple to ever walk the Decepticon ranks. Updated 1 June 2012

Short,unrelated stories.Gen, crack pairings.Varying ratings. So far NaruShika,HinaKure,Gai'n'Lee gen,NaruIta, NaruSasu,Tsunade gen,NaruSaku,NejiNaru,NaruSasu,Team7,SaiVSSasu,ItaNejiSasu,NaruKiba, Kakashi gen,NaruIno,AsuKaka,ItaSasu,NaruHina...

After the events of "Crash Course", Prowl receives letters from a human who's concerned about the disappearance of the Stunticons... and who's determined to get some answers.

A look into the lives of the infamous Twins, Sideswipe and Sunstreaker, as they go through the evolution that will take them from younglinghood to the gladiatorial circuit, up to the moment that marked them as Autobots for the rest of their lives.

TF:A. All's fair in love, war and revenge...And turnabout is certainly fair play. Welcome to Wasp's life after his escape from the stockade. COMPLETE.

An accident turns the Stunticons into humans. Now the Decepticons think they're traitors, while the other humans think they're eccentric, dangerous... and occasionally, dead sexy. And it only gets worse from there. Written by Anon Decepticon & QoS.

SasuSaku. Sakura is excellent about giving others advice about their love life, but she is absolutely clueless when it comes to her own!

Bumblebee has been harboring a secret for as long as he's existed and Bee stresses HE. The problem is that the Allspark is gone and now their race is as good as extinct ... save for a little secret of Bee's that he's willing to do almost anything to keep. Hidden-gender. 2007 movieverse. Also on A03.

To win a warped bet, Sasuke crossdresses as a schoolgirl. A misogynist, he sees NO advantage in being a girl, till he meets the vocal of Konoha's hottest band. In order to woo a certain dobe, Sasuke must learn the darkest female arts: fangirling. BL.

Inferno sacrifices himself to save Red Alert by enduring a horrific rape. Can their relationship endure the terrible aftermath? Can Inferno himself? Based on prompts from the slash 100 LJ comm. Non-con, violence, angst, intimacy, love, survival. Darkfic.

AU. Take a deep breath. Wipe the sweat off your hands. Don't let her scowl make you nervous. You're only talking to the girl you've been in love with your entire life.

Ironhide/Ratchet Ratchet is crippled by grief, until fate, and the other Autobots both conspire to give him a new reason for living. Spoilers for DoTM. Angsty fluff and cuteness.

Sequel to Rise. The shaky Autobot-Decepticon alliance is severely tested when Cybertron comes under attack. When the unthinkable happens, one young mech must lead his race to victory... or extinction.

Because Bay doesn't know how to handle grief. Major DOTM Spoilers. After it's all over, Will returns home to his family.

In the aftermath of the Battle of Autobot City, Sunstreaker and Sideswipe discover that hope and life may be rekindled... but at what cost? Tie-in fic with TtH, CC, and UB. G1, slash, rating subject to change. I still don't own Transformers.

When Sakura gives the ultimate sacrifice to end the war with Akatsuki and Orochimaru for good, something backfires and lands her in a rather dogged predicament. KakaSaku

G1. Hound's realized Sunstreaker is watching him, which is kind of unnerving, really. Sunstreaker is convinced he wants absolutely positively nothing to do with Hound. Sideswipe's amused. Bumblebee's bemused. Everyone else is clueless--so far. HoundxTwins

AU - The Aerialbots have messed up big time, but don't worry. Fireflight's got it all under control.

A series of oneshots based on the wonderful Skippy's List, involving some of our favorite Transformers. Crack ensues.

TFA: human!AU. Prowl is a young, chilly policeman; Lockdown is a casual scoundrel who, on a regular occasion that didn't involve a broken bike and a rainy night, he might just put behind bars. At least things can't get any worse, right? LockdownxProwl

A companion piece to "Rise." In other words, everything that happens when Nova's not around. SPOILERS FOR RISE.

Haunted by a tragic loss, Alexis takes to the road. Unaware that she will be captured, rescued & Earth will be invaded. Yet who could have known the most life altering thing of all was to begin when Alexis caught the optics of Air Commander Starscream.

2007Movie AU. Earth has become a battleground between the Autobots and the Decepticons. The human race lives in constant fear. Sam carries the Allspark, the only hope of an Autobot victory. And he has nothing left to lose...

Sparkbearer Saga: Part I. G1-based AU. A car wreck on a rainy night leads to the oddest partnership imaginable. A disembodied voice, possessed cars, alien robots, kidnapping, rescue, abduction, sparks, keys, and tomato sandwiches... Read if you dare.

G1, dark AU, oneshot. Sunstreaker's thoughts on the puzzle that is his ward, the stupidity of humans, the dichotomy of his comrades, and the illusion that is sanity.

The war is over, the Autobots victorious. But a young Autobot Seeker will soon discover that there is more to the Decepticon slaves, and to himself, than meets the eye.

The Banes sisters and their giant robot guardian fight against the everyday crap, Decepticons, and an unknown human enemy. Life's little kicks in the ass start getting painful. Nothing to do but kick back.

*Jazz/Maggie; postmovie 2007* Jazz asked Maggie a question over a cup of tea. What will be her answer? One-shot continued!

Male/male SLASH. Spartacus and Varro share what they've been missing since parting with their wives.

TFA: Shockwave always intended to take Blurr with him, but a mistake is made. However, it works out in Shockwave's favor. Non-con with giant robots. Shockwave, Blurr, Cliffjumper.

Innocent hazing and sneezes, harmless human traditions turned inside-out; their differences work in ways that leave everyone wondering just who's messing with who. Sam and Bumblebee wouldn't change a thing, though. Now a few one-shots.

Out of Arkham and out of his mind, the Joker hits the town with an intangible companion who might be dead but isn't nearly departed. He can't touch her, she can't get away from him, and so they have to make the best of it.

Transformers AU. Sparkbearer sidestory. Professor Evelyn Hughes is accustomed to teaching linguistics, but when one is friends with a crew of giant alien robots, one must be prepared to teach lessons of a very different sort. Drabbles and oneshots.

07-MV-- Dear Agent Simmons: Welcome to Psychoville, home to paranoid security officers, tempermental spies, and the average conspiracy theorist, population Too Many To Count And One More, Including You.

TFA. Lockdown offered him selfish solace in exchange for his values. What if Prowl had said yes? A piecemeal look at Prowl and Lockdown's inter-galactic life in all its odd, sweet and dangerous moments. LockdownxProwl. 'What-If' sequel to 'Deadlocked'.

Perceptor has a theory regarding the evolutionary genetics of Decepticons and Autobots. To prove his theory he needs samples and like any good scientist he'll stop at nothing to get them! STICKY, CRACK FIC

The male members of team seven return to Konoha after a six year period as celebrated heroes. They discover, however, that a certain blossom has moved on. Without them.

Two-shot. TFA. ::Warning:: Dark fic. Cadmia, a captured Autobot femme, is subjected to the lusting whims of Starscream.

Johnny muses silently to himself the reason why he made the choices that put him where he is today. Chased by demons and in turn, chasing what is most important to him...

Oneshots. Next: Ironhide, meet Sarah. Sarah, put the gun down.

Mechanical sticky. A conglomeration of fics exploring femme Prowl's relationships with various mechs, mostly Sideswipe. Warnings within. Ch. 8: Ratchet gets drunk, Prowl takes him back to his quarters.

TFA, One-Shot. Prize fic for Stormx. Post-Season 3, the Jettwins find themselves in Ratchet's repair bay after an accident. While "thinking about what they did", they meet another pair of twins who knew the old medic long ago.

A series of one shots: some funny, some angsty, mostly pointless, all guaranteed to have three things: Sokka, Toph, and sarcasm.

Rule Number One: Don't ever, ever, EVER stab your commanding officer in the back. Rule Number Two: On the off chance that you ignore Rule Number One, you better run like hell. Far, far away.

Sequel to "Prime." Running out of both energy and options, hounded by Autobots and Decepticons alike, Starscream has nowhere left to run. But someone else has his optics on the outcast Seeker.

Humanized AU. After so many vorns, they all had their scars, visible or not.

“It is said that you are accompanying the notorious pirate Fire Fist Ace. That alone is already a great offense to your record.” he jeered. “A perfectly respectable person like me, traveling with a pirate? How DARE you suggest such a thing? she answered.

G1. Formerly 28 Aerialbots, until the crazy jets took over the story. We're flying without a destination now. Strap in and enjoy the ride. Barf bags are under the seat.

2K7 movieverse. Megatron is up and about, resurrecting dead bots left and right. Surprisingly, not AU. Response to a prompt on tf-kink meme.

TFA: "Prowl would never admit it to anyone, but it rankled when Lockdown called him 'kid.'" Doesn't actually have anything to do with Lockdown. By BlackMarketTrombones.

Skyfire's not too keen on letting go. SkyfirexStarscream. First chapter written for the Transformers kink meme on LiveJournal. Now a series of oneshots!

Everyone knows where Naruto’s from. Everyone knows his world. What if Naruto’s world—wasn’t exactly what we thought it was? SasuNaru

TFA, following the episode "Transwarped"; Skywarp and Thundercracker find themselves stranded and stuck together. Mostly fluff.

G1/G2: The human perspective on Autobots told from talk shows, news casts, frontline journalists, and newpapers.

G1. After his latest fight with Megatron, Starscream finds himself facing his true reasons for hating the tyrant. What is his hate driven by, and can there ever be anything other than hate between them? The answer shocks them both. Mature. MTxSS.

TFA; spoilers for ep. Transwarped - The stranded seeker clones are left alone after Blurr's escape; Skywarp is still handcuffed and jittery, Thundercracker is irritated and plotting. -Thundercracker/Skywarp, some dubcon.

Not everything is as it seems, especially when not even the Prime in charge of Cybertron Intel knows every operative. One-shot. Minor spoilers for "Transwarped." First story in the Black Ops 'verse.

Thundercracker is pleased to have been offered a spot in Megatron’s elite Seeker trine, but he soon finds out that there is always a price to pay. Story ties in with ”Captured” and ”Choies”, but can be read independently.

The Autobots get cornered in a canyon after a Decepticon attack, along with a handful of humans. Unfortunately, Amanda is blind, making things a little harder for her. How's a girl to manage when she can't even see the giant robot aliens who rescued her?

Hard decisions are made in time of conflict and cannot always be undone. Alternate universe, sequel to "Untitled."

A rumour about Prowl being a femme is spreading like wildfire aboard the Ark. Unfortunately for the poor tactician, he’s the last one to hear about it.

It was almost sickening, the conflicted look on his white-plated, blue-opticked face. If only he would come to his senses! Couldn’t he see that the Autobot way was the only way? Skyfire/Starscream... with a twist. SG

TFA. Starscream is struck by one of Cupid's arrows...literally...now he's under a love spell, much to Sari's chagrin. Stupid, insane fluff story not to be taken seriously.

How do you handle emotions like love when you're not supposed to have them? Or in this case, how does everybody else handle it for you? Eventual Megatron x Starscream.

The more things change, the more they stay the same. Only now the arguments are a lot more fun. Sequel to "Undercover."

Sideswipe and Sunstreaker have arrived on earth. That means that all they need to do is track down Optimus Prime, get rid of the pack of Decepticons after them and not scare the local wildlife. That should be easy, right? Gen, OC, ensemble, G1 characters.

AU. Jazz, a Decepticon spy, is sent to infiltrate the Ark. However, the mission fails and he is taken prisoner by Prowl. Now Jazz has to face the fear of what the future has in store for him as the Autobots' captive. Eventual Prowl/Jazz. REVISED VERSION.

[prevamp DraculaOC] When Sophia and her family are threatened, she is forced to become the worst thing possible in her eyes: Prince Dracula's mistress. Preconceptions and habits hinder them at first but trials teach that love isn't always a fairytale.

SLASH! Bats/Joker! The Joker's ever present grin was gone as he pulled the mask up slowly. The Joker finally gets Batman at his mercy and he has a little fun.

Gift for Skeleton Toes. While fighting over Bumblebee, Megatron and Starscream decide to settle it over who can give him the best gift for Christmas. Who will win? MegatronxBumblebeexStarscream

G1 ish universe. Thundercracker captures a young woman to be his pet

Adopted from the TF bunny farm. Seekers have their own culture that other 'bots don't fully understand... which is how Megatron ended up accidentally proposing to Starscream. And Starscream has no intention of letting him back out of it...

Starscream goes through puberty. Yegads. Skyfire tries to help. Great Scott. Making out? With teen robots? It's more likely than you think. It's done too.

Abandoned and left to die, Starscream struggles to regain conciousness under the burden of his wounds. When his cold master stumbles over him, for once, Megatron is not rash with him. Love is confessed. MegsxScreamer. Character death. Holoform Humans

G1. One shot. When the Decepticons get caught up in the Christmas fever, Starscream and Megatron are forced to exchange presents. The road to the perfect gift is full of bad intentions.

07 Movieverse. The night watchman at Sector Seven spends a night with NBE-1 and learns why nobody ever does it twice.

Various universes - Sunstreaker, the brash, the bold, and the beautiful, all wrapped into one. Follow him on a series of unrelated events. Now in the process of being edited into something readable.

CHRISTMAS FIC. Will finds a way to freak Ironhide out.

Slash, G1 - Sometimes, in new environments, very old, complex relationships can come up with some very weird, very strange responses. Especially when one of the mechs involved in the relationship is Jazz.

M for safety. Ratchet's new human assistant,like all medics, has potential to save lives. If she can survive kidnapping,training,war and the Twins first. The drama, hilarity, joy and tragedy of a medic’s life. What REALLY goes on behind the medbay doors?

G1. With his brother in serious trouble for almost killing someone, Sideswipe comes clean about the sequence of events that made up the Twins' lives before they joined the Autobots. Warnings for violence and a detailed look at a very rough life.

Megatron's first encounters with Starscream: the selection of a new Air Commander. Decepticon courtship is sometimes fast and to-the-point. Other times it's a long, drawn-out tease. Same continuity as "Concerning Flight."

After getting Mikaela and Optimus back into their own bodies, a kidnap attempt by Starscream leaves Sam and the Decepticon leader stuck in each other’s bodies. Things are about to get really complicated. Sequel to “Complications.

Post-2007-movie. Sam takes pity on an injured Decepticon, despite the misgivings of his Autobot friends, and ends up with a disabled mech living in his backyard for an indefinite length of time.

There was something about his cousin that was changed; he couldn't place his finger on what. One-shot, set at a point much later down the line in the "Road Not Taken" universe. Implied Sideswipe/Starscream/Sunstreaker.

Movieverse: Megatron learns to handle a flying alt-form, with Starscream alongside to point and laugh---and occasionally help. Hints of future Megatron/Starscream.

A family doesn't have to be through blood or similar programming. A family can be forged through love; and a bunch of mechs trying to figure out how to make an eight-year-old go to bed before ten. Transformers Animated.

Revenge may be a dish best served cold, but it is indeed so very sweet no matter when it is achieved. Sequel to Chains.

Peace is the war that never happened. .o. OptimusxMegatron SLASH

slash - sequel to 'Crash and Burn' - There are days when Soundwave wonders why, exactly, he thought cassettes were a good idea.

G1, slash - There's nothing more pesky than an enemy that just won't let you die.

This is the back-story for my OC Tracer. Admissions in the night and downtime lead to thinking and more admissions.

G1. Pre-earth. In a desperate attempt to end his creations' war, Primus steals Optimus Prime and Megatron's memories. Without the years of death and hatred, the two find themselves questioning their place in the war and looking to each other for an answer

Cultural boundaries are difficult to learn. However, after almost 5 years of being placed into awkward situations, Mikaela and Sam, and Miles, sort of, finally hope to set some of their Autobot friends straight...

TFA. Ever wondered how the Decepticons find food for Professor Sumdac?

There's something wrong, but Skywarp just can't quite put his finger on it... Oneshot, hinted Megatron x Starscream

No one saw it coming. He committed suicide, and nobody knew why. But then weird and dangerous things started happening, and a psychic may be their only hope to fix it... before someone else gets hurt.

Set in the "Shattered Glass" continuity, Starscream reflects on his other dimensional self. Megatron x Starscream fluff, oneshot

When the girls get together, watch out! They're making lists and checking it twice. Are the guys in or out? Shika, Neji, Naruto, and Sasuke are now declared 'undateable' by the girls. Who does that leave? Rated T for language.

A look inside the mind of the three people who learn the Bruce Wayne the world knows is nothing close the the complex character of the real thing. Yes, I am still working on Coleman Reese.

07Movie!verse AU. After Starscream disappoints one time too many, Megatron teaches him a lesson that is difficult to forget. Megascream.

movie-fic, crossover with Iron Man. When it came to categorizing Tony's injuries, Pepper, Jarvis and Hot Rod now had a code system...

Our favorite immature Decepticon prankster has devised his own drinking game. Heavy emphasis on 'his' drinking game. Charmingly puerile with Skywarp's unique ability to twist anything to the Nth degree of vulgarity. Rated T. Not for the faint of spark.

A group of Femmes is visiting the Ark... and Red Alert is acting odly around one.

It started as a simple conversation, a passing thought initially laughed off. What it blew up into nobody expected especially the author . Prowl/Jazz Ironhide/Chromia Red Alert/Inferno Hound/Mirage Bluestreak/Twins

All parents, Cybertronian or otherwise, dread the day their children ask 'The Question.' How does one go about telling their children that they were accidents conceived while their parents were high? Mild fluff. Part of the Sparkling Series.

An idea that popped in to my head and wouldn't stop nagging. On the bus ride home, Suzuna and Sena notice something interesting in the back row. HiruMamo.

--Completed-- The Joker is antsy about meeting Batman. He's been aching for a challenge. Slash! Joker/Batman! The Joker's thoughts when he finally sees Batman and throughout the movie. CHAPTER 8: The Finale and some Ferryboats!

Oneshot, G1 crack. After an explosion via Wheeljack, the Autobots have been turned into cuddly organic quadrupeds. Yes, they do fend off a Decepticon attack this way.

Sena decides he isn't seeing enough of Shin lately. Light ShinSena!

-07 movie- Vorns of being frozen can do strange things to a mech. Being frozen in ice, crawled over by meat-ants, and pulled apart and dissected can do even worse. Sam's courage shines, and robots like shiny things. Dystopian AU, mech!Sam the hard way

Jet-Judo goes a little awry when Sideswipe and Skywarp end up bodily fused to one another.

TF:Animated. History repeats itself - old customs get rediscovered when a little Bot decides to follow his Spark's calling. What is bonding, and why was it forgotten? couples vary in each part, slash. 4chan rec'd/recommended!

Kobayakawa Sena was not feeling good at all when he woke up that morning. One-shot Shin/Sena

When Wheeljack and Perceptor watch back to the future, even the Decepticons feel the consequences. LJ Plot bunny answer

ItaSaku A name. It was all he could give to her.

The Autobots rescue the remnant of an ancient species. AU Movieverse-ish. OC centric. Once the sequel is complete, I intend to rewrite this, and bring it up to the standard of Holding Onto The Future.

OLD: TFA ficlet. Focused on Bumblebee and Sari. Makes more sense if you've seen 'Along Came A Spider'.

G1 oneshot. The life and times of the Giant Purple Griffin. Because sometimes, you have to really wonder if Megatron is just bored some days.

G1: Sometimes you just /know/. Five and a half stories of love at first sight, assorted slash pairings, including Inferno/Red Alert and Megatron/Starscream.

She found him injured. She found him full of hatred. But she couldn't leave him, never, only his wild nature attracting her attention. Starscream hated humans. So she stayed. And she helped him. And he couldn't help but stay with her, too. 2007

TF:A - Now that Starscream cannot be killed, Megatron decides that he wants him back. How? By asking Starscream for his hand in marriage! Complete.

Oneshot. Skywarp gets over-energized on Energon and now Earth's "single" jets are not safe from this inebriated Decepticon

Red Alert's depressed as all get out, and wanders off to think. Starscream cheers him up. Written in an hour in the middle of the night. Be nice. Only slash if you want it to be.

G1: When Hound committed to this relationship, he knew things would not be easy. With trouble and uncertainty beginning to plague his relationship with Mirage, the scout comes to learn the true depth of his patience. Hound/Mirage

Three gestalt commanders bond in a brig over energon and irritating teammates. One shot scene snippet.

The Dinobots learn about Mother's Day so they think Wheeljack needs presents.

Movieverse. What if the humans started wondering about the names their Cybertronian friends chose for themselves? Why is Starscream, Starscream? Or Bumblebee called Bumblebee? Well, they put their tiny, organic brains together to try and figure it out...

G1 - Bluestreak has one of those pesky life-altering weeks. The Twins aren't helping, really, but at least they're something of a distraction. Chapter 4 now up.

While Sam and Mikaela are out with the Autobots,they get caught in a storm.When Optimus Prime gets struck by lightning, which arcs to Mikaela,they have more problems than they bargain for,and Sam’s life suddenly gets a LOT more complicated!

There are four rules that define who we are and how we all live.

Jetfire's the kind of mech to take a simple story as a challenge to his superiority. So, after hearing something from the kids, he decides to show them that he's the best, and not this dude they keep yammering about.

G1, S2 - Soundwave loses radio contact with Starscream whilst he's on patrol over the ocean.

G1: Skyfire, surveying the aftermath of a recent skirmish, espies a forgotten straggler. Implied slash.

Transformers AU. Juxtaposition side story. So you think you're ready for a human all your own, but do you know how to care for one? ... Ratchet and Wheeljack are doing their best to figure it out.

They have shattered her world, and when she rebuilds it, they will be locked out. Team Seven, Sakuracentric

When Sam wishes he could do something for the Autobots in recompense for destroying the AllSpark, the energy left within him grants his wish in a way he never imagined.

Nothing ever lasts forever, and both knew it - but neither is ready to give up the fight just yet. Starscream x Perceptor slash, sequel to Until the Dream Ends.

When Sam intervenes in a situation he feels is unfair, and in doing so saves Barricade’s life, Sam discovers that even some Decepticons have a code of honour.

G1: Hound is worried that Mirage is ashamed by their relationship and decides to take matters into his own hands. Sequel to Works in Mysterious Ways. Slash: Hound/Mirage, Jazz/Prowl

G1: It started out as an offer of friendship. Then, two mechs who had nothing in common realized there was more to friendship and caring than just what was on the outside. And from a common friendship, something more begins to arise. Slash: Hound/Mirage.

Complete! In which Wheeljack discovers that love is usually found where you're not really looking. Slash, G1, sequel to Twinning the Hatchet and Cave Canem. All characters property of HasTak, not me.

Though he has committed some of the worst crimes imaginable, Starscream may still find that soul mates and, indeed, forgiveness can be found in the strangest of places... if he would just think to look. Eventual slash.

Someone suggests a paintball fight to the autobots... unknowing of the chaos that would soon ensue.... rated for complete crack.. seriously.. you're brain's gonna die.. and transformer cussing.

There is an empty room in Konoha. Once, it was meant to be a nursery.

Sparrington slash. Norrington thinks of a certain pirate and the certain pirate thinks, too. A bit of a mental conversation. One shot. Poem

Armada JetfireStarscream SLASH: I’m nothing more then his little pet when he’s near and I’ll lovingly grovel and whimper at his feet like some cowardly and submissive beast if it meant I never had to share him.

Quil’s imprint is a difficult for everyone to understand. It’s especially hard for Claire’s parents. They must now struggle with what all of this means for the future of their little girl.

Sasuke suspects that Naruto has been watching too much televison. SasuNaru

But if he's changed, and Naruto's changed, then why shouldn't she have changed grown up, matured as well? Team Hebi stumbles across Sakura and they chat. Not SasuSaku.

ItaSaku AU. Today was, simply put, the day from hell. How could her hair dryer turn traitor on her like that! Life was so unfair, and that arrogant Uchiha was definitely not helping any!

A short series of connected humor drabbles on Toph and Iroh's happily married life. [grownup!TophXIroh, humor]

[G1] On a mission to trail and survey Autobot movements, Starscream discovers at least one reason to tolerate humans...and he gets an air freshener out of it. [Oneshot]

Movie Verse Ironhide is living with the Lennox family and learns some nursery rhymes. ONE SHOT!

AU. It is said that there is a flower for every occassion in life... but the most special blossoms are those offered to the ones who now reside on the other side of the grave and are usually accompanied by falling tears from the sky. GaaSaku.

Thundercracker beards the Constructicons in their lair, Starscream lies in danger of becoming a Constructicon trophy, and Skywarp reluctantly acknowledges what the Constructicons have done. The winning side certainly has its peculiarities.

Complete! The twins are up to their usual shenanigans, and Ratchet gets caught in the middle. Disclaimer: All recognizable characters property of HasTak. Not me. G1

As a class project, everyone has been asked to bring something homemade. Only, Edward can't cook. Bella offers to help. Mix in some Emmett, and there's a recipe for disaster! B&E Fluff

[G1] The Twins watched Monty Python and the Holy Grail and are now amusing themselves, to the other Autobots' confusion and dismay. Written in response to the Use this Line challenge on The Padded Cell.

Oneshot Megatron and the Decepticons have taken a clump of random people and Spike and Sparkplug hostage and are using them as a shield against the Autobots. Only the most flybytheseatofyourpants plan can save them now.

Ironically, this fic contains no slash, but does contain Captain Jack Sparrow and James Norrington exploring the wonderous world that is the POTC fandom. Heaven help them.

Pals Jack and James discover, and discuss, 'Get' and 'Sparrabeth' fics. PG13 for adult themes, albeit no real slash.

One night, on deck of the Black Pearl, while escaping Davy Jones' Locker, the most nefarious of conversations develops on a topic of greatest interest: how each of the characters tried to kill Jack Sparrow.

After Mission City, Barricade moves to LA and mystifies the local police force.

SmokerAce Sequel to Relativity! OMFG! Relatives are like undercooked chicken just when you thought you had seen the last of them, they come back up when you least expect them!

SmokerAce Nothing but satire here, ladies and gentlemen. Because everyone's related to SOMEone, right? Even Smoker... Wow, awful summary.

G1: Something has been bothering Sunstreaker and Megatron too actually. So, the Lamboformer brings something to light, regarding their battles with the Decepticons, that no one seemed to have noticed before. oneshot

[2007 Movieverse] After receiving Bumblebee's report, two Transformers decide to reevaluate their plans of immediately launching for the Earth.

AU Sakura is the sole heir to a multimillionaire firm, but when she starts receiving death threats, she is forced to hire Gaara, a dark and antisocial bodyguard to protect her. Will they be able to put aside their differences for a common goal? GaaxSaku

Nami is a girl who works for her stepfamily all day. Zoro is the lazyass prince who apparently has to get married soon. Who are the others? Read to find out. AU, obviously.

Ever want to get inside Marcus' head? What did he see in the antechamber in Volterra between Edward and Bella? Setting: New Moon Edited!

It started with a broken down truck, carried on with giant robots, got twisted up with some Allspark energy, and now the who thing's gone to the Pits. Alex's life has never been more out of her control...literally. An Optimus story!

Noodle was given a glimpse into the past of one of her bandmates. Now it's no longer a glimpse. COMPLETE : PART 14 UP

Sequel to Allegiances and Loyalties. Hinata has joined, and now Sakura and the rest of the Akatsuki is out to find the missing piece that will give them an advantage over their last member. [ItaSaku, SasoTen, DeiHina, ShikaIno]

What the title says. Please review, first humor story ever.

Symbiotes are evil creatures who are feared, and who show no emotions. who would have thought that change could be brought by one little symbiote showing the emotions that are forbidden.

Words put to the music in Calypso's locket and Davy Jones's pipe organ.

Dear God... It's Brock, sir. Edward Brock, Jr. Eddie asks for help from above. A poem written with the movieuniverse in mind.

Sir Leader gets fed up with Akatsukis inabilaty to catch the ninetailes. He does something awful to his underlines and some how Haruno Sakura has been dragged into it...

Sakura's come back from a mission, but who is this little girl clinging to her? And why does Sakura keep insisting that she's not her daughter, but her tool? [SakuraxSasori]

Zoro, Sanji, and Luffy have all leveledup.

After Sakura accidentally confesses her attraction towards a certain ANBU Captain to a room full of people, she tries to put it behind her. But a Hyuuga's retaliation can be daunting indeed and she might just get what she wished for. NejiSaku.

[Itachi x Sakura] In a battle of deceit and control, Sakura comes on top the first time, but Itachi will not be played as the fool the next time around. Rated for possible upcoming mature themes.

One shots, with various characters displaying the virtures of Love. Ten points and a cookie to anyone who catches the reference on these chapter titles.

Conflict brews between Rosto and Beka when Beka decides to take interest in a local Dog...WARNING: SPOILERS FOR TERRIER. BekaRosto

Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.

G1, preEarth Thundercracker meets Skywarp for the first time and major sparks fly. This one would be 'slash,' obviously. This one is also as I hot as I get, but it's still not smut. Nightwind don't do no smut.

Roronoa Zoro loved to sleep. No one in the Straw Hat Pirate crew questioned it. But what they didn't know was, it wasn't the sleep that Zoro loved... it was the one between it. Slight ZoroxKuina

The world is quiet, there is nothing for a certain Sabertooth to do, so he goes looking for adventure, sword and sorcery style.

Because great swordsmen do not fall in love. [Merryship]

Anna isn't dead... Monty Python style. Warning: complete nonesense

Several years after the publication of “Rise of the Ogre” the band begins to fall apart due to conflict with each other. For the mere sake of keeping his band together Murdoc forces them to go to therapy together. T for sexual content.

Sasuke first had to convince Naruto they were in love, then that they were in a relationship, and finally, that they should have lots of sex. SasuNaru

Post TQ AlyxKyprioth One Shot 'Is this what God flesh feels like...'

Set during episode 147. “Hey, woman. You won’t survive the coming era staying with those two. I’ll buy you off them. How much do you go for?” Nami centric. Enjoy!

From a distance she saw the tall, thin figures clad in black and crowded around a casket crying just for show. Everyone had known her first kiss would be in a graveyard. GrimxMandy. Oneshot.

A family is finally completed when a missingnin decides to journey home. [SakuIta]

Crossover with Pixar's Cars. Lightning McQueen returns for his second Dinoco 400, little realizing that trouble is brewing in the form of a Decepticon menace... and a new rookie known as Hot Rod. First TF fic.

A collection of anti Mary Sue themed drabbles.

Beka gets drunk on her birthday. Rosto helps her when she's in trouble. My little BekaRosto pairing.

[Sonfic] [ItaSaku] My contribution to Valentine's day. Itachi doesn't like all the guys around Sakura...

She is a vampire hunter, the best of the best. Her mission, to kill the last two remaining vamp princes. She thinks it will be easy, but how will she deal when both of them start claiming her as their own. SasxSakxIta, others

The English dub was already notorious for turning Naruto's 'dattebayo' into 'believe it'. Will Deidara's 'un' get away safely? Not a chance! Then again, some characters have it worse... [Spoilers ONLY for Akatsuki members' names. Crack!fic, oneshot.]

[Oneshot DracOC] She saw herself as a nobody, keeping sane with stories and dark fantasies that could never be real... But he had been watching her from the beginning and it was time for her to know the truth. This night she would be his. Review!

Future fic: Sanji and Zoro have always had higher pain tolerances when they’re together than when they’re alone.

Rosto comes back one night after a pretty rough night as the Rogue, and only one person's there to help him... Cute Oneshot. RostoBeka WARNING: Spoilers for Terrier

Rosto decides to take advantage of Beka when he sees her with her hands full... Cute Oneshot RostoBeka WARNING: Spoilers for Terrier

The first thing he remembered seeing was acceptance in his father's eyes. But as the look faded into disappointment, he vowed to do whatever it took to make his father happy...even if it meant giving him the real Danny Phantom he wanted all along...

AU. The cold winds of the coming winter can bring the most unexpected things. GaaSaku. Twoshot.

CHRISTMAS THEMED STORY! Godzilla reveals a secret to Shezilla...and then explains what he thinks a Christmas tree is.

Ace spends a day of shore leave, shortly after joining the Whitebeard Pirates. Not much plot. Rated for the curse words, which i love dearly.

No pairings! Zoro's b'day fic! It's Zoro's b'day, and Luffy has a few things to organize. But, what does Nami's underwear have to do with it? nothing naughty, I assure you. Just... a little prank... he he he

[SasuSaku] Of all the things Sakura thought she’d be, she never thought she would be stalked.

Why didn't Viktor Krum use the BubbleHead Charm in the second task of the Triwizard Tournament, and how did he overcome his shyness concerning Hermione? My response to laureltx's Krumione Challenge.

Sai wants to do the right thing socially, and take part in Halloween. Sakura just wants to please Tsunade, so she agrees to go out on Halloween. What happens when they two collide?

Why is the world so cruel?

One day, Naruto is confronted by a giant killer bug, and is held hostage in his own shower until Sasuke comes to save the day! Or not as it would appear...

Ace wakes up to find himself surrounded by the Straw Hat Pirates! What is going on? Beware the cold nights in Arabasta! Rated K for mild language. One Shot, no pairings

After being told how he's been brought back, Barbossa wants more than simply apples.

A collection of songs my friend and I modified for One Piece while we were really hyper.It's the first time I've done this and I'll get better, no worries. The original songs are mostly easy to guess, there are no titles, the format messed me up,sorry.

Continuation of the story Loophole Three years have passed and Sakura is still in Konoha with a new occupation. Hunternin. Even though an enemy, Itachi is still in her mind.

All Hail James Potter, or Why You Should Both Take A Minute From Your Incessant Shagging To Thank Me, You Ungrateful Gits: A Letter to Mssrs. Sirius O. Black and Remus J. Lupin, from M. James D. Potter. James was really the matchmaker, after all.

No one ever remembers to watch out for Jazz.

Rejected by Spiderman, the Symbiote takes on a new host. More importantly, a WILLING host: Eddie Brock. [Oneshot]

Nami contemplates the afternoon activities of three of her crewmates. Zoro x Sanji x Luffy shounen ai.

Collection of short stories, scenes, snippets, featuring Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura and Kakashi at Hogwarts. Warning: utter crack. This is NOT A REAL STORY but a dozen small stories. It's also AS COMPLETE AS IT WILL EVER BE.

The Misspelling is intentional and this is a short crack fic. Kisame makes like Steve Irwin with Itachi as his cameraman. Challenge: Part 2 with Deidara and Sasori trying to catch Gaara.

A series of poems reflecting my anger towards all the fics out there containing Mary sue characters. Inspired by a friend of mine. If you like Mary sues, don't read this. Seriously.

Just a little fanfic I wrote after hearing you know who had died... SPOILERS!

[sequel to Blue Eyes, zutara with kids story] Just because they're twins doesn't mean they'll act alike, or so Zuko and Katara realize when their other daughter comes home with a black eye and a note for beating someone up because they made fun of her eye

In a fit of desperation Pansy locks Draco and Hermione in the Room of Requirement. Unfortunately she’s taken a lesson from Harry’s muggle fairy tales, and… kissing becomes the “key?” Written for the 2006 Dramione VDay Exchange.

Sakura formulates her own plan to get Sasuke back. Unfortunately, using Itachi as part of the plan is a huge gamble. Itasaku. Spoilers up to manga 235

The Acolytes sing a song to Sabertooth.

KakashiSakura. Kakashi has just return from a mission severely injured and effectively hospitalized. Unfortunately, hospitals make the Jounin fearful. So, Sakura takes it upon herself to care for her former teacher outside the hospital. [Dormant sorry]

Oneshot ItachiSakura. A promise made before Itachi’s betrayal to Konoha, and to one little girl.

There are just some things you aren't supposed to know about your village leader. Or his next container. Poor Kabuto. [crack!fic vaguely SasuSaku]

Luffy thinks he's sooo sneaky. Zoro... disagrees. So they decide to make a wager. Will Luffy forfeit his meals for the day? Or will Zoro wind up as the captain's slave? ZoLu. Chapter 5 up.

A poem based on the popular Death and the Maiden theme.

COMPLETE Haldir's agreed to take on the task of rehabilitating Sauron out of his evil ways, but Sauron isn't going down without a fight! Chap 40, in which everything is concluded!

After rescuing a train from Doc Ock's attack, Peter Parker found himself unmasked and indebted to those he had just saved. 4 months later, a train passenger again crosses paths with the young hero. Based on events from SpiderMan 2. Author's update, April 2016 : I'm on Archive Of Our Own now. Search for "katherynefromphilly". You'll find me. :)

Apparently, Ace does think ahead. Considering the circumstances, that's not a comforting discovery. [SmokerAce]

“Well, Miss Granger, even incapacitated as you are, you are still causing me trouble.”

A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...

A passionate tribute to Richard Roxburgh's touching portrayal of the beautifully sorrowful and unwittingly cursed, Count Vladislaus Dracula.

Set in SotL. On a VERY hot summer day, the knights discuss their friend Alan of Treebond and his 'queer' behavior. RR.

The sequel to "Love Maulings." Dirge and Thrust get their revenge for Ramjet beating them up so often, but not everything works out how one expects... Slash Warning- Is Implied. Read At Own Risk.

Finding the One Piece had always been the goal. But had any of them truly realized the cost of becoming Pirate King, the most wanted man in the world?

The Dinobots discover a classic of English literature - Revised and Completed!

Usopp, uneasy with the idea of sailing with an infamous swordsman like Zoro, gets a surprise -- and some comfort -- when he walks in on something unexpected.

Gambit deals with the aftermath of being left in Antarctica...

Green Hornet/Classic Trek Crossover. In the late 60's the Green Hornet and Kato were abducted by a UFO. Centuries later they are found by the Starship Enterprise. Together with Captain Kirk and his crew they must prove that a new gang on Iotia is backed b

Victor Creed decides he might need some professional help in controlling his bloodlust. But with his new "live-in" psychiatrist, is he getting more than he bargained for?

Wolverine discovers love under the mistletoe…

Logan, Scott, Xavier, Victor[Sabretooth] and Erik[Magneto] talk about loving a younger woman.