I've only written three stories. And they're pretty short. You can find them below. They aren't even very good.

About me.

I'm pretty sure I'm a male between the ages of 2 and 59. Although I could also be a female between the ages of 2 and 58. You never know.

I am very unmotivated.

I've tried writing a serious story before, but soon realized I feared criticism so much that I could only write intentionally bad parodies in order to deflect their attention from my writing skills.

I've tried writing a serious profile post before, but soon realized I feared criticism so much that I could only write a self-deprecating one myself so that I wouldn't need to worry about other people pointing out my faults instead.

My favorite pairing? JuubiXObama

People usually put something emotional, either inspiring or really emo, at the end of these right? Here's one.

Life sucks and then you die. But when you die, keep one feeling with you. Feel satisfied with what you have. You may not have got the girl, the job, the cure for cancer, or the winning lottery ticket, but you had some good times in between didn't you?

So die not with a grin on your face, but a small smirk that shows the world that in the game of life, you won.