Name: Seri (not really secret...)

Previous Usernames: Seri3991, Rin Vastia Fullbuster, Izaya Heiwajima, Ren Seragaki

Age: A trolling 14-year old

Favourite colours: Blue, cyan, white, black, silver

Hobbies: drawing on paper and on the computer, writing, singing, dancing, listening to music, watching AMVs

Habits: Talking to myself like it's another person, smacking my forehead at hearing/seeing something ridiculous, having to constantly keep my mouth occupied

Dislikes/Hates: Pink, girly stuff, homework, friends who use you, people who judge you

Favourite anime: Fairy Tail, Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood, Soul Eater, Tales of the Abyss: The Series, Tales of Symphonia OVA, Blue Exorcist, K Project, Durarara!!!, No.6, Gurren Lagann, Magi: Kingdom of Magic, Noragami, Karneval, Uta no Prince-sama, Mekakucity Actors, Kamigami no Asobi

Favourite Games: Tales of Vesperia, Tales of Graces F, DRAMAtical Murder (RE:connect), Tales of Xillia

Favourite characters: Gray, Lyon, Wendy, Juvia (FT), Greed, Ling, Riza (FMAB), Death the Kid, Soul (SE), Guy (TotA), Kratos, Zelos (ToS), Flynn, Rita, Judith (ToV), Pascal, Richard (ToG), Rin, Yukio, Shura, Amaimon (BE), Saruhiko, Misaki (K), Shizuo, Izaya, Celty (DRRR), Nezumi (N6), All the guys from DMMD, Jude, Alvin, Elise (ToX), Kamina, Simon, Kittan (GL), Hakuryuu, Ja'far (M:KoM), Yato, Hiyori, Kazuma (Noragami), Gareki, Yogi (Karneval), Otoya, Tokiya, Reiji (UtaPri), Kano, Kido, Konoha (MCA), Yui, Loki, Totsuka (KnA)

Basic info at the moment: Currently having my end-of-year holidays but I still procrastinate. My brain is malfuntioning a bit so don't expect more updates.

Okay, is it me or does a fan-fic get more reviews only when you update?

I'd like to thank everyone who has read my stories. I know that they don't have that many reviews but it's better than no reviews at all. I'm having my third term of school, so it's gonna be hard to cram in time to type. End-of-year exams are nearing so I need to study.

Stories in progress:

Eheh... I lost inspiration for most of my long-winded stories. For now, I'm planning a few possible stories I would definitely finish.

For my one-shots, those will only be posted when I feel like writing them. I know that majority are yaoi, but you don't have to read them if you don't like them. The other little bits of them should be crack pairings. I mean, come on! Canon pairings are getting too mainstream! Don't get me wrong. I still support canon.

Current ideas in mind for FT shots:

Fire and Ice Makes Water that gets Iron to Shine- GaVia (GajeelxJuvia) [Free to be used]
It is thanks to the two idiots' fighting that they kissed. It is thanks to the kiss that Juvia gets bored of stalking Gray. It is thanks to Lucy telling Juvia that Gray had been seeing Ultear that she ran out and cried. It is thanks to everything that Gajeel and Juvia finally realise something very important.

Twister- GraTsu (GrayxNatsu) [Free to be used]
It all started with a boring day but thanks to Erza and Mira, it got a whole lot better. Will their yaoi fantasies be fulfilled once Gray and Natsu take their fight to the twister mat?

Point of View Changed Totally- StiDy (StingxWendy)
Once Sting got Lector back, he quit Sabertooth, along with Rouge and Frosch. They wanted to join Fairy Tail and Sting, being the moron he was, wanted to walk. Thanks to that, they got side-tracked and entered the town Frozird. What they didn't expect was a small blunette tripping over Frosch with a white cat flying behind her.

Demon? More Like Angel- FreJane (FreedxMirajane) [Free to be used]
Freed's point of view while fighting Mira. Freed never thought of her as a demon. No matter how many times she turned in to the creature others called 'demon'. He still saw an angel. Why would a demon smile like an angel and apologise anyway?

To Break a Heart or to Have a Broken Heart- JellaTsu (JellalxNatsu)
Jellal didn't understand why Natsu always looked so red when he was close. He didn't understand why Natsu looked dissapointed when he talks to Erza.He didn't understand why Natsu just kissed him and ran off. He didn't understand why he didn't feel infactuated with Erza anymore.

Flirt and Die- LoZa (LokexErza), Loke and Gray friendship
Gray introduced him to Fairy Tail and he sees all the beautiful ladies. His eyes fall on a scarlet-haired woman. Being the guy who likes those who play hard-to-get, he attempts to flirt with Erza. A punch in his face made his chances fall to 0% but still tried for days. Finally, he succeeded-ish, all thanks to Gray and the cake in his hands.

Triple Fun- StiTsuRay (StingxNatsuxGray)
Gray and Natsu were in a relationship, enough said. That was rudely interupted when Sting Eucliffe had decided to passionately kiss Natsu when Natsu and Gray were on a mission. Gray wanted to intervene but instead, he found himself drawn to the way Sting's tounge played with his lover's. Inspired by 3 by Britteny Spears

Maneater and Womanizer- Gray (straight pairings: Lucy, Erza, Juvia, Cana, Ultear yaoi pairings: Natsu, Loke, Lyon) [Free to be used]
Juvia re-thinked her love chart and came to one conclucion before fainting; she had too many people to challenge in being with 'Gray-sama'. "Is that Juvia's new Love Chart?" "Well done!" "Good luck Gray." "DAMERU!!!" Inspired by Womanizer by Britteny Spears and Maneater by Nelly Furtado

Cry your Tears Out, Just For Tonight- RoSti (RougexSting)
Sting wanted to cry, but for some reason, his pride wouldn't let him. Lector wouldn't want him to cry for sure. When midnight struck, he cried his heart out to his good friend, who too, felt traumatised by the day's events. He would comfort Sting, just for tonight, to tell him that he wasn't alone.

Switching Places- RoSti (RougexSting), GraTsu (GrayxNatsu), JeLo (JellalxLoke) [Free to be used]
Sting and Rouge came to visit Fairy Tail, as usual. Happy wanted to talk to Loke about being a grown-up cat, so Lucy summoned him. Crime Sorcière visited again. Now, who was the bloody idiot who read that creepy job request again? "Sting" "HEY!"

Broken Hearted Idiots- JellOn (JellalxLyon) [Free to be used]
Lyon loved Gray as more than a brother. Jellal cared for Natsu deeply. Their hearts shatter when the ones they love end up together, and not with them. Lyon couldn't find anything to cheer him up until he bumped into a blunette who made the same solemn face as him.

Combined Efforts- GaMi (GajeelxMirajane)
Gajeel wanted to make a new song but lacked the inspiration. He decided to seek help from the barmaid, Mirajane. Little did he know, he gained a lot of ideas from something he deemed 'useless'. Inspired by Haven't Had Enough by Marianas Trench

Victim of Love- JelZaRay (JellalxErzaxGray)
They did everything in their efforts just to get her to notice them. All they did came down to one conclusion; They were out of the devil woman's league. Inspred by Victim of Love by Cash Cash

Feminine Icy Flames- StiTsu (StingxNatsu), RoRay (RougexGray) [Free to be used]
Levy and Freed wanted to test a new spell they learnt on someone. Gray and Natsu 'willingly' volunteered themselves to be tested on. When the Twin Dragons came on one of their visits to Fairy Tail, they saw two females, hardly covering their chests.

Rebound- LyTear (LyonxUltear)
She knew that she was just a replacement for Juvia. What she didn't expect was for Lyon to pour her heart out to her. Next thing she knew, she kissed him without fully knowing why.

White Ice- LySti (LyonxSting), mentions of GraTsu (GrayxNatsu) and RoJeel (RougexGajeel)
It was accidental meeting during a mission Sting went to do. When they're required to do a Unison Raid, they didn't understand why the he felt trust for the other. It all united these two unlikely people. One will help the other with his unrequited love.

Love Like This- RenRy (RenxSherry) [Free to be used]
Others thought that they were acting too 'tsundere'. To them, it's the best way to express their love to each other.

Personality Revamp- LyoRay (LyonxGray), LoTsu (LokexNatsu)
Sequel to 'Lyon's Earl Gray Tea'. Loke was dissapointed that he did not get Gray. Natsu notices this and tries to help him. Lyon suddenly became very seductive ever since yesterday's events. Overall; the aftermath of it.

Temporary Bliss- OneSided GrUvia (GrayxJuvia), LoVia (LokexJuvia)
AU setting. She loved him but she was just his sex toy. Can meeting another man cause her emotions to conflict. Who will Juvia choose; the cold-hearted Gray or the flirtacious but kind Loke? Inspired by Temporary Bliss by The Cab

Don't Trust Me- Lucy pairings (straight: Loke, Gray, Natsu, Gajeel yuri: Erza, Juvia, Cana, Levy) [Free to be used]
AU setting. They were all best friends so, why didn't they say anything about the blond at the bar who wanted to do nothing but touch? Somehow, they all ended up playing the role of uke. Inspired by Don't Trust Me by 3OH!3

Dancing with the Dark- RoVyJeel (RougexLevyxGajeel)
She was caught in a twisted love triangle. It didn't matter who she chose. She always ended up in the dark. When they fought too hard for her, she decided that it was time for them to 'run'. Inspired by Run Devil Run by Ke$ha

Internet and Yaoi- Several yaoi pairings
Let's pretend that Fiore had computer lacrimas. Natsu, Gajeel, Loke and Sting come across some very disturbing images. Gray, Lyon, Rouge and Jellal come across some very disturbing stories. All thanks to the internet, they start reconsidering their feelings. "Gray's a man whore!" "The same can be said to you Natsu-san..."

Writer's Habit- LoRay (LokexGray) [Free to be used]
Gray was thinking of writing a message to Ur like Lucy suggested. Loke chose to help him out with this. Why did Loke feel like blushing every time Gray sucked on the back of the pen?

Invincible- Revolving around guys
They've made a lot of mistakes. They came a long way from there. They're going to live out loud because the world's opinion doesn't matter. Inspired by Invincible by Hedley

Bad Enough For You- LoTsu (LokexNatsu) [Free to be used]
Natsu's been good for a long time. Loke thought that that attitude didn't suit him at all. Inspired by Bad Enough For You by All Time Low

It Girl- LaxAna (LaxusxCana) [Free to be used]
They were the most unlikely couple. Yet, they made the greatest match of lighting and cards. Inspired by It Girl by Jason Derulo

In Love For a Day- LoNa (LokexCana)
When Loke wanted to form a team with her, she thought that he was hot. After seeing what were his flaws during their first mission, she decided "No way." Inspired by In Love For a Day by Jordan Pruitt

Play The Fool- LyoRayLo (LyonxGrayxLoke) [Free to be used]
Gray was determined to get Lyon to notice him in more ways than one. Loke tries to flirt with Gray. Lyon is getting tired of this nonsense. Inspired by I'll Play The Fool by Larzz

I Would- GrUviOn (GrayxJuviaxLyon)
AU setting. Why was he her boyfriend when he hardly did anything with her? I would treat her the way she wants to be treated if it was me instead.

He's Gone- GrUviOn (GrayxJuviaxLyon)
Lyon killed Gray with his own hands, but was it his fault? Juvia suggested to take an S-class mission, but was it her fault? As time passes, they make a desicion to move on.

Silverettes- LyLi (LyonxLisanna)
He had a thing for silverettes but he wouldn't dare tell anyone. When he visited Fairy Tail again, Mirajane asked for someone to accompany her little sister to buy the groceries for the guild. Now, what kind of gentleman, like him, wouldn't help?

A Happy Family?- LyoRay (LyonxGray), a bit of GrUvia? (GrayxJuvia)
Erza came back with a little Juvia! What in the world happened? And why are the people voted to take care of her Lyon, who's conviniently visiting, and Gray? Think of this as another sequel to 'Lyon's Earl Grey Tea'.

Groping- GaVy (GajeelxLevy), mentions of NaLu (NatsuxLucy), GrUvia (GrayxJuvia) and JelZa (JellalxErza) [Free to be used]
He heard their stories about how they accidentally gropped their women's breast. Now, Gajeel was feeling left out. Can Levy help him in any way?

Your Everday Cops- Thunder God Tribe, LaxEed (LaxusxFreed), minor StiTsu (StingxNatsu), RoJeel (RougexGajeel), LyoRay (LyonxGray)
Get a peak in the lives of the neighbourhood's cops! Laxus, Freed, Evergreen and Bixlow handle a few 'complicated' troublemakers in a club. But seriously... A gay club? How will this affect the Thunder Cops? How will Evergreen proceed? "Making out on the dancefloor..." "How lovely..." "More like retarded."

Straight, and Then Gay- LyoRayLo (LyonxGrayxLoke)
Sherry told him that he could make any man go gay just for him. Why not test that out on his fellow student? Loke, however, has something else in mind that could prove that theory to be 100% true. It's a battle for preferences! 2 VS. 1! Will the youngest mage, Gray Fullbuster, resist? Or will he give in to the two handsome men, Lyon Vatia and Loke the Leo?

Age Makes No Difference- LyLia (LyonxChelia), NaDy (NatsuxWendy)
They loved them but their age difference was too big. That didn't matter to them. "D-Did I hear you right Chelia?" "W-Wendy?!"

FT story ideas:

Troublemaker- LyoRay (LyonxGray), LoRay (LokexGray) bashings, LoTsu
He just wanted to forget Loke ever leaving him for Natsu. He just wanted to drown his sorrows in alcohol. But he never expected to get caught up in sex with a man he hardly knew. AU Sex before dating. Inspired by Troublemaker by Olly Murs.

Frozen Melody- LyoRay (LyonxGray)
A series of drabbles with songs used as the main plots. Loke is included for love triangles.

Demonic Sounds; A set of short stories about our four favourite demons from Blue Exorcist! Based on lyrics from songs. From canon, yaoi and family-ness! Or randomness...

Stand Under My Umbrella-MephiMon (MephistoxAmaimon)
He was never heartless. That's why he stood outside when it was raining. The only one who saw through his facade was his Anui.

I'll Wake Up at Twilight-Okumura Family
There was a reason why Rin always slept in class. He talked to the night sky, sending messages to his mother. Maybe he could invite Yukio.

Shut Your Mouth-YuShu (YukioxShura)
Shura really needed to learn when to keep quiet. Yukio took advantage of this.

You Always Kick Me When I'm Down on My Knees-AmaiRi (AmaimonxRin)
Why did he always want to fight Rin? Simple; he felt a strange sense of pleasure every time he did.

Baby, Make Up Your Mind-AmaiRiKio (AmaimonxRinxYukio)
If you were Rin, who would you choose?

Secret Love-YuRi (YukioxRin)
No one had to know about them. They just let others dismiss it as their 'brotherly love'.

Hold Me Down 'Till the Very End-AmaiShi (AmaimonxShiemi)
Attempting to earn someone's forgiveness when you're a hamster isn't easy. Especially if Amaimon is the unlucky hamster.

I'm Not Saying That I'm the One-RinShu (RinxShura)
Rin understood Shura's pain when Yukio and Shiemi became a couple. He might be younger than her but he couldn't let her cry by herself.

Just Like I Don't Try-YuRi (YukioxRin)
Rin acted differently around him but Yukio did what he always does everyday.

Pour Me Some More-Demon Madness
From a boring weekend to a drinking competition. When alcohol is involved, all spectators would be entertained.

She's Everywhere I Wanna Be-RinShi (RinxShiemi)
Rin never asked Shiemi to keep him company but she did it anyway.

I See You All Over Me-YuShu (YukioxShura)
Yukio knew that it was wrong for him to think that way. Yet, Shura was making it harder for him to resist.

I'm Gonna Be Your Hero-RiKio (RinxYukio)
Summary: Rin decided to turn back time and make Yukio depend on him more often.

Change His Clothes-Rin and Amaimon Friendship
Rin was not impressed by Amaimon's sense of style.

It Was Your Love That Rescued Me-YuShu (YukioxShura)
Yukio ended up getting a mission which was more than what he could chew. Shura decided that it was the perfect time to disobey her superiors.

K story ideas:

Valued Sense-SaruMisa
Saru loved to tease and Misaki loved to know whatever he sees. When a Strain enters the picture, how will this affect their relationship?

Marionette-SaruMisa
"I don't care about what we do. Just don't let me go."

In Between-MikoRei, Anna
It's quite odd seeing King and Munakata-san together with Anna. They look like a family, don't they?

Hobbies-Tatara
Should they keep on spending money on Totsuka-san's one-week-long hobbies?

Weak-Misaki, Kuroh
He took me down without putting up much of a fight. I hate the way he made me feel weak.

Dogs-Kuroh, Neko
Okay, this is weird... Why are there so many dogs around me? Neko, this isn't funny!

Attention-SaruMisa
Summary: I wanted his attention, even if he hated me. But... I feel as tho I want him to look at me with something other than hate.

Request for Help-Kuroh, SaruMisa
Why did they turn to me for their relationship problems? If they're so worried, they should just tell the other.

DMMD story ideas:

Some Shit That Started From a Trip-Aoba, Koujaku, Noiz, Shizuo, Izaya
"Dollars?" "Apparently, they're a colourless gang that could span the entire globe." "Sounds cool! We should check out the website!" "It says that most of the Dollars are in Ikebukuro, Japan." "They say strange shit happens there." "Well, I guess this could be a chance to expand my knowledge of hair-styling." Durarara!!! crossover

Destroy My Past-RenAo, ShiZaya
Aoba has used Scrap to help others, just like Ren suggested. However, when he receives a call from a 'Kanra' to use Scrap on the 'Monster of Ikebukuro', how will he fair? Will Shizuo become a bigger monster, or will his anger subside completely? Durarara!!! crossover

Red Green Mishap-RenAo, KouAo, NoizAo, KouNoiz
Caught in another accident during a Drive-by, Aoba has to cope with the addition of new memories. However, when he questions both Koujaku and Noiz head-on, things will get ugly. Will Aoba stay loyal to Ren or will his mishap memory cause him to develop new feelings for the other two?

How to Train Your Dragon-RenAo
My name's Aoba Seragaki. I live in a village full of non-Rhymers and non-Ribsters. Facing the dragons in the real and digital world was already messed up. But meeting the legendary Digital Shadow, who can cross to both the digital and real realm was a whole new experience. Especially when he's half-human. Meet Ren, Digital Shadow, who I found at Midorijima's local dump.

How to Treat Your Master-Clear/Ren friendship
Ren felt that Aoba has don a lot to help him so, he wanted to do his part as well. Clear seemed like the most willing person to help Aoba, so why not ask him for advice? "I heard that it's a man's fantasy to have their beloved cooking in the kitchen with nothing but an apron on!"

Stolen Kiss-Noiz, Ren
Ren was rather unpleased when he remembered Noiz stealing a kiss from Aoba. While Aoba goes out to make a delivery, Ren takes care of the shop but an unexpected visitor makes a visit. "Why should I tell you why I kissed Aoba?"

Coloured Trouble-Ren, KouNoiz
What's Ren to do when Koujaku and Noiz come into the shop at conveniently the same time? Nothing, really. They just stopped themselves by settling their fight using Ren. "Why should I decide who's the best kisser?"

Fluffy Fluff-RenAo
Waking up to a bad hair day and being unable to make it neat. Aoba comes to the rescue and reveals his secret fetish. "A-Aoba, this is a bit embarrassing..." "Hehe, Ren is still fluffy"

Underwear Thief-All characters
Aoba's underwear has been missing! The first culprit had been caught but they are still disappearing! Ren turns on his detective mode to find the bastard who stole Aoba's underwear! "O-Oi! It doesn't have to be such a big deal!"

UtaPri story ideas:

Idependence-TokiOto
Otoya did not know what to expect when he followed Tokiya to the recording studio. Apparently, he felt an unexplainable feeling while Tokiya sang Independence.

Home Theatre-NatSyo
Natsuki thought that they should turn their bunkbeds into a mini theatre while they watched another one of Hyuuga's movies together.

Scrarf PrankReiji, Otoya, Tokiya
Tokiya's neck was sensitive, thus why he wore a scarf most of the time. However, when all his scarves went missing, he found himself overly paranoid with even the weather.

The Game-Everyone
It started when Otoya discovered "The Game" on tumblr. However, that in turn led to such disastrous situations such as announcing that they lost "The Game" during a concert.

Bribery-ReiRan
Reiji always knew how to bribe Ranmaru. He could make Ranmaru do anything for even just a single bite of his cooking.

Random shizz:

My computer PW is renao
Just 5 letters. My brother knows what my OTP is but he can't even guess the password :3

RULES You must fill out EVERY question! No skipping! Copy and paste this on your profile! (Done at: 24th June 2014 at 9:10am)

ARE YOU?

1. Perfect? Nope.
2. Tall? Normal height?
3. In your pajamas? Yeah, I stole my computer XD
4. Left handed? Nu-uh

LAST:

1. Friend you saw: Stanley
2. Last girl/boyfriend: Never had one
3. Person to text you: Stanley
4. Was today better than yesterday? My day just started but I did download Ai-Ai's new songs

FAVORITES:

1. Number: 7
2. Color(s): cyan, blue, black, white, silver
3. Fruit: Blueberries!!!!!
4. Place: My room. Where else? The toilet?

EIGHT EMOTIONS:

1. Are you missing someone right now? Still Stanley...?
2. Are you happy? Watched latest episode of Mekakucity Actors just now
3. Are you sad? FUUUCCCKKKK JUNE IS ENDING
4. Are you bored? Ran out of things to do on the computer... When I should be finishing my homework...
5. Heart-broken? Why should I be?
6. Are you nervous? For once... FUCK HOMEWORK
7. Are you excited? Constantly excited for Uta no Prince-sama 3000%!!!
8. Are you tired? *smacks you* Tired of all these shitty questions; yes

ABOUT YOU:

1. Real name? Seri
2. Nick names? Rin
3. Eye color? Plain dark brown
4. Zodiac sign? Capricorn
5. Male or female? Female, duh
6. Slut? Dude, I'm a crap-tastic teenager
7. Smart? I'm not dumb...
8. Hair color? Dark brown, like copper
9. Long or short? Short now
10. Sweats or Jeans? Jeans always
11. Phone or Camera? Phone... because it has a camera included...Along with pictures of Tokiya and Otoya making out...
12. Smoke? Read 6, and it means no
13. Righty or lefty?*rolls eyes* I'm right handed, you fool

FIRSTS:

1. First best friend? Syafiqah!
2. First crush? Joel
3. First pet? Nu-uh
4. First big vacation? Hong Kong DisneyLand

CURRENTLY:

1. Eating? Kuih Suji
2. Drinking? Milk
3. I'm about to: Ya' know... Shouldn't it always be 'typing'?
4. Listening to? Tsukiakari no DEAREST by Ai Mikaze and Camus
5. Plans for today? Who plans for anything? That's for pussies. Just throw yourself out there and see where you wind up

WHICH IS BETTER WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX?

1. Shorter or taller? Only a bit taller
2. Romantic or spontaneous? Anything
3. Sensitive or loud? Works both ways
4. Hook-up or relationship? Relationship 'cuz my religion says no to hook-ups

HAVE YOU EVER:

1. Drank bubbles? When I was 6-years-old
2. Lost glasses/contacts? Nope
3. Ran away from home? I've got no cash to support myself baka...
4. Broken someone's heart? Eyup
5. Been arrested? What part of 'being a teenager' do you not understand?!

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

1. Miracles? Sure
2. Yourself? Maybe but I believe in Mamoru Miyano's sexy voice
3. Heaven? Yes
4. Santa Claus? Fat bastard try to get into my home, imma kill him
4. Love? I guess...I don't know...
5. Do you like someone? Sadly, just fictional characters and seiyuus...
6. Do you believe in God? Yes, 'cuz I'm a Muslim
7. Answered the truth on all questions? Yes. I answered everything truthfully...NOW GIMMIE MY EXTRA HOLIDAYS!!!!!!!

My longest phone call was 2 hours, 34 minutes and 52 seconds long. I lasted all the way 'till midnight. Me and my senior, Lynette, talked about Fairy Tail randomness all the way.
Some of the stuff we talked about:

Crack pairings

Ly: Eh? Why do you ship Laxus and Cana together?
Me: I dunno... 'Cuz it sounds like laksa? You know, a Malay sort of gravy?
Ly: You wanna eat them?
Me: Why would I wanna eat a booze chick and arrogant thunder guy?

Ly: Random question; If you could get two characters who never met to meet, who would they be?
Me: Most likely Lyon and Lisanna. I just love them both and I would love to see a crack-fic of that ship. LyLi!
Ly: Well, they're both silverettes...
Me: What about you Lynette?
Ly: Hmm... How about Ichiya and Cana?
Me: First thing he would do is to sniff her.
Ly: ... and get disgusted by the way she smells 'cuz she drinks too much beer
Me: ...and gets kicked in the face for being a pedophile.
Both: MEN!!!

Yaoi

Ly: Alright, let's hear what obscene things you've been reading.
Me: That's mean... *pouts* Anyway, I found an awesome LokexGray fic! (refering to Wild Rhov's 'Worth The Wait')
Ly: One-shot or no?
Me: It's a story! But the author is like putting it on hiatus!
Ly: Too bad... What about LyoRay?
Me: I found a realgood one-shot. It's not that obscene but it's still M rated. (refering to Roriette's 'Opportunities')
Ly: Maybe I should read that... What happened?
Me: It's AU-ish. Btw, what's the point of telling you're gonna read it?
Ly: Point taken...
Me: I found a JellaTsu one-shot too! (refering to I.-.-.I Kuroyagi I.-.-.I 'Give me Everything')
Ly: Really? Wow, what a rare find!
Me: It's funny how at the end, Erza passes out at why they're acting buddy-buddy now..
Ly: Well, she IS a yaoi fan.

Gray

Me: Have you noticed how many people Gray is shipped with?
Ly: Not really... Name them all?
Me: For females, there's Juvia, Lucy, Erza, Cana and Ultear. For males, there's Natsu, Lyon, Loke and Jellal.
Ly: Seriously a womanizer and a maneater.
Me: Lucky bastard... He gets to have Lyon! *cries comically*
Ly: There there...

And that's all I can roughly remember from our bloody ass long conversation about Fairy Tail crap.

I have at least 33 UtaPri songs on my phone... Is that considered an obssession?
EDIT: The number of songs has increased to 55... DAAAMMMMNNNN

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Quotes/conversations from shows/games:

"Light this thing up in the middle of the monsters and watch it go BOOM!" - Yuri Lowell from Tales of Vesperia

"Feel the pain *slash* of those inferior beings *slash* as you burn in hell!" - Kratos Aurion from Tales of Symphonia

"Rita: Alright naming genius, give it a shot.
Karol: Okay, okay! Scrapy Head-
Rita: *smacks head*
Karol: *crouches in pain* You suck!" -Tales of Vesperia (Before Final Battle Arc)

"Lloyd: You know what you'll be Zelos? The best friend that keeps your bestfriends' girlfriends' number.
Zelos: It fits me so well that it scary..." - Tales of the World: Radiant Mythology (Lemon Gumi Chat)

"Are we gonna live, or are we gonna die?!" - Gray Fullbuster from Fairy Tail (Galuna Arc)

"No, you're wrong Greed! They'll always be a part of you! Friends are a part of your soul!" - Ling Yao from Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood (Last Battle Arc)

"I will make those words your last... REPLICA!!!" - Asch the Bloody from Tales of the Abyss (Final Arc)

"Don't you dare taint the name of Ur Gray!" - Lyon Vastia from Fairy Tail (Nirvana Arc)

"Kid: Look Liz and Patty... THE SKY IS PERFECTLLY SYMMETRICAL!!!
Liz: *hair sticking out* Seriously...?
Patty: *laughing like she always does*" - Soul Eater

"Black Star: *kicks door down* Soul! Are you alright?! *gets on his hospital bed and man-handels him while he's asleep, together with rantings I forgot*
Maka: BLACK STAR NO!!! *Maka Chop!*
Black Star: *lands unconcius on the other bed*
Maka: *smirk*" - Soul Eater

"We're not puppets that you can just control! 'Cuz we're Fairy Tail wizards!" - Happy from Fairy Tail (Edolas Arc)

"Natsu: *looks close to puking*
Elfman: Even that makes you sick?
Natsu: Well... A bunch of Grays is gross right?" - Fairy Tail (GMG Arc)

"Gray: *looks like he has Rinnegan eyes from Naruto with weird purple aura around* YARGH!!!
Juvia: Gray-sama, Juvia is over here!
Gray: You over there, horizon! *points across the ocean* YOU'RE MY RIVAL!!! *runs across ocean*
Juvia: Gray-sama... Wait... *comiacally crying*
Happy: I guess some people just weren't meant to fly." - Fairy Tail (Ep 50)

"Are you just going to abandon your comrades like that? You really are scum" - Sting Eucliffe from Fairy Tail (Before GMG Arc)

"Wrath: I'm not used to this weapon... *takes out really girly wand* Magical Change! Lovely Bradley!
Greeling: AHH!!! Stop! I surrender!" - Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood (4-koma)

"Karol: Yuri's love filled croquettes...
Rita: Bleck...
Raven: I wish they hadn't tasted so good..." - Tales of Vesperia

"I just wanted to see you again Mom..." - Ultear Milkovich from Fairy Tail (Tenrou Arc)

"If you have love in your life, you should still live!" - Juvia Loxar from Fairy Tail (Tenrou Arc)

"I'll take on all 100 monsters!" - Erza Scarlet from Fairy Tail (GMG Arc)

"Don't you dare point your gun at your own brother!" - Rin Okumura from Blue Exorcist

"I don't want to depend on Yuki-chan anymore. I want to become an Exorcist to become strong!" - Shiemi Moriyama from Blue Exorcist

"Mi... sa... ki" - Fushimi Saruhiko from K

"No problem. It'll all work out!" - Tatara Totsuka from K

"I'll bring it to Shiro!" - Neko from K

"I wanted to save you, Suoh." - Reishi Munakata from K

"IZAAAAAYAAAA-KUUUUN!!!!!" - Shizuo Hewajima from Durarara!!!

"I just wanted to piss you off!" - Izaya Orihara from Durarara!!!

"Well, ya' never know when the demons of hunger and sleep will come to haunt ya'..." Raven from Tales of Vesperia

"Wel... It seems that I have fallen in love with you..." Koujaku from DRAMAtical Murder

"We'll stay together forever, Ren." Aoba Seragaki from DRAMAtical Murder

"What, I save your life and you trust me again?" Alvin Svent from Tales of Xillia

"TEACH ME ABOUT BAZONGAS!!!" Jude Mathis from Tales of Xillia

"Then I'll be what Aoba call "bottom"." Ren from DRAMAtical Murder RE:connect

"Fluff fluff fluff fluff" Clear from DRAMAtical Murder RE:connect

"Who the hell do you think I am?!" Gurren Lagann

"It was a habit for me to act cold towards you." Tokiya Ichinose from Uta no Prince-sama2000%

"I love... the music you make!" Otoya Ittoki and Tokiya Ichinose from Uta no Prince-sama 1000%

"I see... We will avenge you Kurosaki-senpai." Masato Hijirikawa from Uta no Prince-sama 2000%

"Masato: I CANNOT EMBRACE YOU!
Tokiya: Wh-Why? My acting should've been perfect..." Uta no Prince-sama 2000%