A/N Hallo, Loves!

I thought of this like, an hour and a half ago, got writing, had dinner and then finished it.

Anyways...

ENJOY!

"Okay!" Mira chirped as she handed out several bowls of popcorn. "Now that everyone is here, I will explain what we're doing. Freed had put something through the guild called the 'interwebs'. We can use the interwebs by using this laptop computer lacrima thingy. The images that come onto the lacrima are projected through that projection lacrima on the roof to that white sheet." She pointed to the stage where a huge white tarp hung. "I found this really cool interwebs site with stories on it about us! So we're going to read some of them!"

"Wait," Lucy shot her hand up. "How do these people know about us enough to write about us?" She popped some popcorn in her mouth.

"That doesn't matter," Mira said as she had Freed type at the keyboard to bring up the site. Mira took over the mouse and started to scroll down the page.

"It seems as if I get kicked out a lot," Lucy mumbled as they skimmed through summaries.

"And why am I the cause most of the time?" Lisanna asked.

"'Lucy leaves the guild after she gets impregnated with Natsu's child... WHAT?!" Lucy shot up from her seat, spilling her popcorn to the floor.

"First of all, Natsu is too dense to get anyone pregnant." Cana slurred. "Second... Um… I forgot," She admitted as she picked up her tankard.

"What was that?!" Natsu demanded.

"What does 'NatsuxGray' mean?" Wendy asked. Everyone in the massive hall dropped their jaws at the question.

"Where did you read that, Wendy?" Cana asked eagerly.

"There, there's a story called 'Burning Ice'. The summery reads : Natsu x Gray. Natsu makes out with Lisanna, but for some reason he's bothered about it afterwards. He tells Gray, but their conversation takes an unexpected turn. As they both realize there is something more between them than either liked to admit, they try to place these new feelings into their lives. Fire and Ice learn to know each other in a whole new way." She read aloud. "I don't get it."

"I turned Natsu…" Lisanna fainted, only to be caught by a nearby Laxus.

"Ooh, what about this one?" Levi piped up. "' Lucy Heartfilia, an 18 year old girl, got herself in a really bad situation. And now she's working as a slave for some pink-haired bastard's Mafia? What will happen in a hell that is worse than the streets she slept in? *Inspiration from: Totally Captivated*'" The bluenette squealed. "That sound really good!"

"Screw that, look at this one!" Cana squealed as she read aloud. "'Gray has a secret kink for immobilizing people with his ice. Natsu fears his instincts and must be restrained if he wants to get intimate. When a nightmare brings them together, the two rivals realize that the only partner who could handle their fetishes...is each other! WARNING: Don't read if you're sensitive.' I'm reading that one! It's called Fight Me, Bite Me."

"I don't understand what that means," Wendy mumbled. She looked to the adult members who were all blushing. "What that mean?"

"Well you see, kid—" She was cut off by Lucy shoving a bowl of popcorn in her face.

"Nothing Wendy, we'll tell you when you're older!" The blond exclaimed, flailing her arms.

"What about this one," Mira scrolled over a picture. "It called 'The Lion, The Lady and the Fairy,' The summery is: 'Lucy is forced out of Fairy Tail because of a misunderstanding, now she is living happily with her husband and now four year old child. What will happen when the Guild comes to call? And how will the Fairies react when they meet the most powerful wizard in all of Fiore? (Lucky parings) (LucyxLoke)'. "Ooh, that sounds nice! I always wondered what a child would look like if it belonged to you and Loke!"

"How about, no?" Lucy deadpanned.

"This pairing confuses Juvia," Juvia scrunched her nose up as she pointed to another story. "Why would Juvia go after Natsu-san when she has Gray-sama?" she asked as she cuddled closer to said ice mage, who was still in shock from the earlier story (Like Natsu).

"I don't know," Mira said as she snapped the laptop shut. "But I think we shouldn't get into these things." She said as she passed the device to freed, who took it and put it under arm. She turned to Freed and whispered; "Take this to my room in Fairy Hills; I have some things to read."

A/N Hallo again!

How'd you like it? I thought the idea was rather hilarious.

The Lion, The Lady and The Fairy was written by Ally-chan Ravenwood Also known as me.

Burning Ice was written by: Neko Erza

Soft Storm (One of my personal favorites) was written by: Lovex1

And finally, Fight Me, Bite Me was written by: Wild Rhov

(The three above are all rated M, by the way.)

ANYWAYS! Review, 'kay? 'Till next time, Loves-

Ally-chan Ravenwood :-*