HEYYYY!

Okay so heres the deal: I have recently become obsessed with NCIS, and i find my every waking moments either watching NCIS, or recording NCIS to watch later. Whenever NCIS isnt on, I turn to FanFiction.net. I LOVE this site. I have been reading fanfiction for some time now, but never have i actually written any, until now!

So i mostly write NCIS stuff. Unless i become totally inspired by a movie/book/tv show etc., then i might write a few one shots, or a whole story, depends. Anyway, i am in love with ANTHONY DINOZZO. Every since i first started watching this show, i have been intrigued by him and his myterious attitude. I expecially love exploring his and Gibbs friendship. It seems like it may be more than just friendship at times, kinda like a father/son thing, but maybe even a slashy thing! I dont write slash, however, at least not graphic. I looooove reading it, especially if its good, and a good writer (ex;my fave:needtoknow400), but if i write it i doubt it will be very graphic, im just not good with that.

Anyway, Tony and Gibbs have been friends for 10 years now, and they are just so close. I also LOVE angst/hurt/comfort with Tony, because thats my favorite type of Tony. Not the goofy Tony, always making jokes. But the Tony that is a great agent, and is being brave and courageous for the sake of others. Tony doesnt often show what he's feeling on the show, but you can tell when he's holding back his emotions, and we can blame this on Anthony DiNozzo Sr., for hurting Tony like that.

Anyway, i LOVE NCIS, and if you dont, then please dont read and leave mean comments, because this is MY opinion on the show. K? Good. Now ENJOY!!

FAVE TV: NCIS, Law and Order, Law and Order: Special Victims Unit, Law and Order: Criminal Intent, NCIS, Suits, Burn Notice, NCIS, Royal Pains, Covert Affairs, In Plain Sight, NCIS, and MORE NCIS!! I really like NCIS if you havent figured that out yet :) but I love pretty much anything on USA Network. That's MY channel and NCIS is MY tv show, even though that's technically CBS, but USA shows reruns, so that makes it awesome.

I'm a crazy, loving, laughing, happy, Catholic girl with a big heart and a fiery attitude who is absolutley, possitively OBSESSED with NCIS. LOVE ME SOME NCIS!!!!

Favorite Quotes:

"We just have to stay alive long enough to not get dead." Tony DiNozzo, NCIS (Played by Michael Weatherly)

"YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!" Col. Nathan R. Jessup, A Few Good Men (Played by Jack Nicholson)

"You had me from 'hello'." Jerry McGuire, Jerry McGuire (Played by Tom Cruise)

"Let's make sure all our P's are dotted and our Q's are crossed" My very own momma

You know that you're addicted to NCIS when...

1. You have seen every episode several times and still never get tired of it.

2. You will yell if someone tries bothers you on Tuesday night when you are watching a new episode of NCIS.

3. You find yourself Gibbs slapping people. (Or yourself)

4. You have had a dream about it or involving one of the characters.

5. You daze out while sitting at your desk and imagine yourself running alongside Tony and Ziva with your gun drawn yelling, "Federal agents! Drop your weapon!"

6. You watch the movies that Tony has mentioned. As many as humanly possible that is.

7. You wish USA would put more than just three episodes a night on.

8. You have started using military references. Hit the head, scuttle butt, hit the rack, etc.

9. The majority of television you watch is of NCIS.

10. You smell something funny or hear a beeping sound and your mind goes to a chemical attack or a bomb.

11. You call people Probie and use McNicknames.

12. Your dog goes missing and you say to, "Put out a BOLO."

13. You try and convince every person you meet to watch it.

14. You use the term Hinky.

15. When anyone says your obsessed, your reply starts "Yeah, Gibbs would say that."

16. You have hooked your family and friends as well

17. On Tuesday, your friends ask and answer the question, "What are you doingtonight? Oh wait, it’s a Tuesday, never mind."

18. You make it a point to drink coffee black

19. You attempt to dress up as one of the characters on Halloween

20. You reference NCIS in your homework

21. When your friend can’t remember where he/she parked, you say "Put a BOLO out."

Why we love Tiva so much:

-Because he noticed she was braless! (Boxed In)
-Because he wanted to tossle her hair (Recoil)
-Because she made dinner for him (Boxed In)-Because she offered to give him piano lessons (Boxed In)
-Because they are the hottest fake married undercover assassins ever (Undercovers)
-Because she drove him home (Undercovers)
-Because he risked his career for her (Aliyah)
-Because it’s inevitable (Judgement Day, Part II)
-Because she missed everyone, even Tony (Last Man Standing)
-Because he knows where her tattoo is
-Because she’s seen his butt
-Because his butt would be a 5 if he shaved it(Frame Up)
-Because she’s his ninja (Nine Lives)
-Because he was willing to die so she could escape (Undercovers)
-Because she marked her territory (Dagger)
-Because he thought her life would have had more meaning if she’d slept with him (Boxed In)
-Because he had pictures of her on his wall (Agent Afloat)
-Because he has hair like a porquepig ( Silver War)
-Because Gibbs thought they got married and didn’t tell him
-Because McGee ships them
-Because Tony really misses her (Aliyah)
-Because without her Tony would have to pick on Mcgee more
-Cause of her twist in the english language ,tony hangs on her every word .
-Cause Tony respects a woman who can burn money without shopping (see the shipyard container episode)
-Cause in “Undercover” she let him be on top
-Cause she laughs at his imitations
-Because Tony wants to do page 57 with her.
-Because Ducky knows they have feelings for each other (Last Man Standing, Legends Part I)
-Because she intimidates him (Kill Ari II)
-Because he shared his pizza with her (Kill Ari II)
-Because she opened up to him about her sister’s murder (Kill Ari II)
-Because he was reminicsing about the first thing she ever said to him (Kill Ari II)
-Because they played grab-ass(Boxed In)
-Because Tony visited Ziva’s place at least once a week while Gibbs was away(Shalom)
-Because Mossad thought Tony and Ziva were sleeping together (Shalom)
-Because Tony messed up Gibb’s rules and thought #12 was to not date a coworker (Semper Fidelis)
-Because Rivkin was jealous of Tony(Last Man Standing, Legends I&II, Semper Fidelis)
-Because Ziva loves to observe him (Silver War)
-Because she calls him his little hairy butt
-Because he is her furry bear
-Because Tony imaged her pregnant with his kid!
-Because Tony was looking forward to having a little Dinozzio with Ziva
-Because Ziva wanted to drive him home
-Because he touched her, and it wasn’t his knee!
-Because he calls her sweetcheeks
-Because when this is over they’re going to watch Kuch Kuch Hoda Kai
-Because if they live long enough she might tell him how she got the rug burn
-Because under normal circumstances he would consider having his hands on her ass fun
-Because he called her darling
-Because he was going to buy her a house, though it would have to be a fake house cause the money was fake
-Because he wanted to be invited to her dinner party
-Because he did not want her to think that he was having phone sex(Kill Ari part 1)
-Because he risked his life to save her.
-Because he admitted to her that he can’t live without her.”
-Because he admitted that he tried to leave her alone but couldn’t.
-Because he wanted to protect her.
-Because Tony wanted to call her.
-Because Tony thinks that Ziva is not replaceable.
-Because if he could, he’d drag her back in a heartbeat.
-Because they both apologized.
-Because she gave him a kiss on the cheek.
-Because she told him that he had always had her back.
-Because Abby ships Tiva too!
-Because their intense staring made McGee feel awkward!
-Because Tony broke all the rules for her.
-Because she is all that he thinks about.
-Because she trusts him!
-Because he was a bit jealous of Rivkin.
-Because they are BOTH tired of pretending.
-Because they are soulmates.
-Because he learned some Hebrew for her.
-Because Rule 51 cancels out Rule 12 in addition to Rule 13
-Because even Eli is aware of their chemistry(Aliyah)
-Because Ziva can beat McGee at scrabble with a bit of tony's cockieness.

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You say Jason Derulo, I say Jason Aldean.

You say T-Pain, I say T-Swift

You say Ke$ha, I say Kenny.

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You say Justin Bieber, I say Justin Moore and go grow a pair.

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1.Your real name: Alice / Emelie / Jessica(Jessi; all my stuff is italicized)

2.Your Nobody name (Take all the letters of your first name, mix them around and put an "x" where you think it should go):Elicax / Meelixem / Scajexsi

3.Your Gangsta name(the first three letters of your name plus "izzle"): Aliizzle / Emeizzle /Jesizzle

4.Your Detective name (fav. color and fav. animal): Purple Kitten / Garnet Lab

5. Your Soap Opera name (your middle name and the street you live on): Sage Ivon / Faith Lara Melvoy / Lynn Runnymeade

6. Your Star Wars name (first three letters of your last name, first two letters of your first): Kimal - Ricem / Budje

7. Your Super Hero name (2nd fav color, fav drink): Grey Coke / Golden Tea

8. Your Witness Protection name (middle names of your parents): Karla Joseph / Jill Anthony (: Me like this name...)

9. Your Goth Name (Black plus the name of one of your pets): Black Rose / Black Pepper

Question 1:What is your favorite Harry Potter book and why? Least favorite?

They're all awesome!!! But the 5th book was my least favorite.

Question 2:What is your favorite Harry Potter movie and why? Least favorite?

Uhm... Maybe Half Blood Prince. Yeah, HBP. I didnt hate any of the movies...except maybe Order of the Phoneix.

Question 3:Who is your favorite character

Luna Lovegood!!

Question 4:What is your favorite spell?

The Patronus Charm.

Question 5:Who is your favorite teacher at Hogwarts?

Lupin, or McGonnagall.

Question 6:Who is your favorite Death Eater (Voldemort included)?

Snape!

Question 7:Who is your favorite Hogwarts Student?

All but the Slytherins, Cho, and Ginny's boyfriends, except maybe Dean. Oh, and Harry, of course.

Question 8:What house would you want to be in? Which house do you think you would be sorted into?

Gryffindor!!

Question 9:Would you join the Order or the Death Eaters?

Order! Order! Order!

Question 10:If you could choose any character to be your boyfriend/girlfriend, who would it be?

Fred or George Weasley. I LOVE them!!

Question 11:Who would be your best friend?

Hermione!! Although, that'd probably screw up Harry and Ron...

Question 12:Warner Brothers postponed the release date of the Half-Blood Prince movie to July of 2009. What are your thoughts on this?

It's 2011 and it's out.

Question 13:What is your favorite magical creature?

Dobby all the way!!!

Question 14:What is your favorite class at Hogwarts?

Defense Against the Dark Arts!!!

Question 15:Would you like to throw Dolores Umbridge into a boiling vat of acid?

What kind of a question is that!? That's like asking me if Voldemort may actually be sweet deep down inside...WHICH HE ISN'T! I would be the head of the "Throw Umbridge into a boiling vat of acid" club!! I hate pink because of her.

Question 16:What character would you dress up as for Halloween?

Hermione or Luna.

Question 17:How did you get your copy of The Deathly Hallows?

I bought it. In hardcover.

Question 18:How did you get into Harry Potter?

I read the first book when I was younger.

Question 19:What is one memorable experience you have had involving the series?

I saw the last movie in the theaters with my mommy, daddy, bro, best friend and her parents. I bawled my eyes out even though I've already read the book like three times and after we watched it, we all talked about it for like three hours. IT WAS AWESOME!

Question 20:Have you ever seen a movie you were not particularly interested in, simply because it had a Harry Potter actor in it

Guilty* Why do you think I put up with the darn mockups they called 'Twilight movies'?

Question 21:Would you go to Hogwarts, Durmstrang, or Beaubatons?

Hogwarts, every time.

Question 22:What was your favorite Triwizard task?

The underwater thingee.

Question 23:Before you read The Deathly Hallows, what was your opinion of Snape?

I hated him and was confused by his idiotic behavior.

Question 24:Do you read or write fanfiction?

What do you think this profile is? My MySpace?

Question 25:Which spell do you wish you could use in real life?

Expecto Patronum or Reducto.

Question 26:What position would you play in Quidditch?

Oh yeah, I would be a Keeper.

Question 27:What was your favorite moment in any of the books?

When Fred died and Percy like freaked or when Harry went to the forest and brought back his family with the Ressurrection Stone or when the twins escaped from Hogwarts. I love the twins!!

Question 28:What event in the series did you wish had happened differently?

I really wish that when Fred died in the movie, they would have shown it better. It was so well done in the book and so emotional but all it did in the movie was surprise you and you really didn't have time to cry...

Question 29:Would you join the DA?

Every time. Love love love the DA!

Question 30:Do you think Voldemort has EVER had a girlfriend?

As Tom Riddle? Heck, I would'a dated him.

Question 31:What name from the series would you be willing to change your own name to?

Luna Lovegood. Best. Name. Ever.

Question 32:What type of wand would you have?

Ebony with a phoneix feather.

Question 33:What would your pet be?

An owl! Snowy, hopefully.

Question 34:If you could belong to any family in the series, which would it be?

The Weasleys.

Question 35:Which Hallow would you most like to have?

The cloak.

Question 36:What is your favorite horcrux?

Harry!!

Question 37:Ever seen Potter Puppet Pals?

Oh, yeah. Like all of them.

Question 38:What would your patronus be?

A doggy.

Question 39:What would be your animagus form?

An eagle.

Question 40:Who is your favorite Marauder?

I am tied for James or Sirius.

Question 41:If you went to Diagon Alley, where would you go first?

The bookstore. Think of all the books!!!!!

Question 42:Favorite member of the Black family?

Sirius, because the rest of them are nuts.

Question 43:Favorite member of the Weasley family?

Ron. Of course, the twins are a very close second.

Question 44:Who should have won the Triwizard Cup?

Cedric. He's the one who deserved it most.

Question 45:Who is your favorite actor in the films?

James and Oliver Phelps. (Fred and George Weasley)

Question 46: (insert actor/ress name here) should totally play (insert character name).

I kind of like the actors/actresses that they got.

Question 47:What would you wear to the Yule Ball?

Purple!!!! A pretty purple dress, that's nothing too elaborate.

Question 48:How many times have you read the series?

All the way through? Like 10.

Question 49:Who is your favorite couple?

Hermione and Ron, all the way.

Question 50:Did you like this survey?

Yes!

If you heart Harry Potter copy and paste this to your profile.

YOUR GUY SIDE (Bold all yes')

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.

Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.

You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box
Played with Hotwheels as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2, or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You like going to highschool football games.

You own like a trillion baseball caps.

You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night.

Total: 17 (WOAH!)

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink a lot.
Go to your mom for advice. (yeah I go to both my parent, get over it)
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/more than one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you shold.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as a kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of everything.

Total: 10

WOW! Im more guy than girl...WIERD...Must be my dad in me.