Hi Everybody, im Magic'sKey!!!! YAY

So about me...

Fav shows: Merlin( WOOOOOT!!!) , asian dramas, and lots of others but mainly MERLIN

and while im here i will be reading lots and hopefully make some stories yayyyyyyy!!!! so if i do enjoy :D

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On the first day God created the dog. God said, "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. I will give you a life span of twenty years." The dog said, "That's too long to be barking. Give me ten years and I'll give you back the other ten."

So God agreed.

On the second day God created the monkey. God said, "Entertain people, do monkey tricks and make them laugh. I'll give you a twenty-year life span." The monkey said, "Monkey tricks for twenty years? I don't think so. Dog gave you back ten, so that's what I'll do too, okay?"

And God agreed.

On the third day God created the cow. "You must go to the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves, and give milk to support the farmer. I will give you a life span of sixty years."

The cow said, "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. Let me have twenty and I'll give back the other forty."

And God agreed again.

On the fourth day God created man. God said, "Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. I'll give you twenty years."

Man said, "What? Only twenty years? Tell you what, I'll take my twenty, and the forty the cow gave back, and the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave back, that makes eighty, okay?"

Okay," said God, "You've got a deal."

So that is why the first twenty years we eat, sleep, play, and enjoy ourselves; the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our family; the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren; and the last ten years we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.

Life has now been explained to you. – Unknown

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Favourite Quotes

Merlin

And Merlin said, "You will miss me and wish for my advice. The time will come when you would give up your kingdom to have me with you again."

- John Steinbeck. "King Arthur and his Knights."

One Piece

"Even though I'm so worthless. Even though I carry the blood of a demon in me... Thank you for loving me!"

- Ace.D.P

Hey guys for those who are reading this if you know any BETA's that are looking for another story or anything and have time on their hands to become one or if you know anyone please PM me because another author that I know is searching for one. So if you can help it would be very much appreciated :D THANKYOU!!!

Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

If you have your own little world & like it that way, copy & paste this into your profile.

Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. Either it's my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Collin. Or my other brother Ho-Chan-Chu. I think it's Collin.

They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well, I think the gun helps. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

My imaginary friend doesn't like you either.

If you think that -/_\- looks like Itachi, copy this into your profile.

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are anti-social sometimes, copy this into your profile.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready-made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you.

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Somebody needs a Happy Meal.

To put it nicely, I hope you choke.

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If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem.

If several inanimate objects hate you, copy and paste this to your profile

Would you like a cookie? So would I.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this to your profile.

You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

Well the voices and I took a vote. It's unanimous; you suck.

If you don't believe life is fair shit... copy and paste this into your profile.

Don't walk in my footsteps. I walk into walls.

I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!

If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventilated, had your sides cramp, or all the above, copy and paste this on your profile.

I put the 'fun' in 'dysfunctional'.

If you wish on a falling star it might come true... Unless it's a meteor hurdling to earth... Then no wishes come true... Unless your wish was to be killed by a meteor hurdling to earth.

If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this on your profile.

One by one, bunnies steal my sanity.

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A day without sunshine is like.. well... night.

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All the good men in this world are either gay, taken, or fictional characters.

Anime is life. Manga is life. Life is good. Parents suck for not buying you more life. If you agree, copy and paste this to your profile.

Sparkling vampires. Whats next, glowing zombies?

If you talk to yourself and aren't afraid to admit it to anyone, copy and paste this in your profile.

GET OUT OF MY HAPPY PLACE BEFORE I RIP YOUR ARM OFF!

If you met my family, you'd understand.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this on your profile.

Death is God's way of saying you're fired. Suicide is human's way of saying you can't fire me, I quit.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa, copy this into your profile.

We live in an age where pizza gets to our house before the police do. Lol.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile.

You can't spell 'slaughter' without 'laughter!'

There comes a time in every writer's life, when you reread something of your own creation and think, 'DID I REALLY FUCKING WRITE THIS?'

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Guess what... I ran with scissors, and lived!

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this to your profile.

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

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You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

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Last night, I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky, and I thought to myself, 'Where the hell is my ceiling?!'

The only thing to fear is fear itself... and spiders.

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Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

Whoever said nothing is impossible, clearly never tried slamming a revolving door...

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What doesn't kill you, should have.

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No I won't go to hell! It has a restraining order against me.

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