Fucking hell, just reading this feels like I'm going insane. That's fucked up yo. Even for this guy. Guess Artemis wasn't lying when he said there are fates worse than death. Yuehhh.. God this chapter was crazy. Literally. Props to you, author.

WOW. This story is amazing karatemaster101. Please do not stop now.

hey there! it's one of your old readers, from like, years ago, and i just wanted to say that i hope you're doing well in quarantine & i still come back from time to time to re-read what you've written ! i love your writing so much :

Theodore- Is a seer.
Artemis- Parseltongue.
Draco- No special power.
Blaise-None.

Man this series was so good, it's a shame it had a heart attack three and a half years ago :(

I don't think they deserved death, and no child deserves to have their children die. So, no. They might of been horrible, but not to that extent.

I absolutely loved this story, fron start to finish.
I do realise it's been a lot since you updated, but if you ever come back to this story I'll be here.

In fact, if you've forgotten the password to this account, and you've stuck around, reading the reviews of your stories, make a new account! And at least provide an end to this 4-year cliffhanger. Please?

I know it's been like 4 years since you last wrote on this, but if you still remember the password to your account, please post an update on this story.

hey,, this is an old reader of yours, i've been re-reading your stories and i love them! i hope you're doing well in this quarantine season :)

Please continue this story, it's the best Artemis fowl fan fiction I've ever seen. Maybe even better than the originals. I cant give without this story, it bugs me everytime I think if Artemis fowl, I think about your story. I just want you to finish your story. I pray that you have not abandoned this account. Unless you finish the story, I will be unable to get it out of my head till the day I die.

What a wonderful series, I do hope you'll continue it! You must have finished college by now, it's 2020. Here's to hoping you'll come back and address your old writing. I really look forward to checking back on you!

I’m still laughing. Ten minutes later and I’m still laughing.

I bet you the Weasley twins will literally walk up to the Slytherin table, slammed their hands on the table, and demanded how Artemis did it

I’m confused, which year is this?