When Sisko is trapped in a holosuite program of the Old South, Bashir fears what will be done to him in that world. Until they can find a way to get him back, his only hope is if Bashir traps himself as well.

When Arthur decided it's time for his little brother Orm to learn the surface dwellers' ways of live, he really hadn't thought it could lead to another war. He just wanted to return to his old life when he was whooping asses, not the other way around. Being a King is way beyond his pay grade and Arthur so needs a beer.

Garak's implant turns on mysteriously. OR The Wire, Part 2

A response to the prompt of how Jim and Spock came to touch each other so freely. Set early in the mission.

Starfleet has labeled Jim a traitor. He's innocent, but the evidence him is overwhelming. The only logical ending is his conviction...and Spock's anger. When the Vulcan visits, however, their conversation is not what Jim expected.

The Enterprise is sent to negotiate with highly emotional people, and cultural misunderstandings occur. Spock brushes it off, but Jim takes it upon himself to make the Vulcan feel comfortable.

Jim is a starship captain. That means it's his job to keep his people safe, even when there isn't supposed to be any trouble. And that applies to everyone. Even Spock. Especially Spock.

While on a diplomatic mission to the planet of Wuist, Jim questions his relationship with Spock, specifically whether or not this is actually what the Vulcan wants or if he feels pressured into the relationship because of Jim's rank.

Joy abounds on the USS Enterprise during the holiday season, and Jim was no exception to the rule—until recently. Now, the man is hiding some kind of pain, and Spock is determined to discover the source and help his ashayam through it.

The Enterprise is called away from a research mission to act as representatives of the Federation and sign a trade agreement with the planet Reskar. The welcome quickly turns foul, leaving Kirk and Spock stranded on a hostile planet. Together, they work to stay alive while unraveling what this thing between them truly is, and what they are willing to do about it.

Twenty autumn prompts, five hundred-ish words apiece, and one snuggly spider to tie them all together!

The fight wasn't going well…Tony had to admit, he'd hoped this would work. But then Rhodey was falling…and Spiderman was there to save him. But who would save Spiderman? (A Civil War AU)

Happy Hogan may not exactly be the cool uncle, but he tries his best. A collection of moments in which Happy looks after the kid his boss/best friend accidentally acquired and who Happy himself would definitely not/maybe/absolutely would fight a Titan for.

Peter Parker has always been all about looking out for the little guy. And while he may not be little in the literal sense, Happy Hogan is no exception.

Guardian: a person who guards, protects, or preserves. When a terrible accident claims the life of May Parker, Tony Stark steps up as Peter's guardian. But it's not just a traumatized super-teen he'll have to worry about when he receives a transmission from Thor. (Amazing cover by angel-gidget on Tumblr!)

Humans and Transformers have to learn to coexist. Prank pulling twins, Ironhide, Ratchet, Annabelle Lennox, NEST, Sam and Mikaela, Wheelie, femmes Chromia Elita One Arcee, Bumblebee, Primes and the Allspark add to Prowl's problems, hence his rules. Stories, humor and adventure with Cybertron history as the Autobot forces grow, fight with Decepticons, and welcome new arrivals.

Atlanna leaves and returns, and leaves and returns; and through it all, Nuidis Vulko quietly remains, watching over Atlantis for his Queen.

Another collection of one shots. These will be centered around Legolas' time in Rohan and his encounters with its people. A request from Bookworm-soul. Rating to be safe for future updates. Enjoy!

Peter Parker had had everything: a mother, a father, an uncle, an aunt. He'd lost them all. All he had left was Tony Stark, and all Tony Stark had left was him. And in the wake of their insurmountable losses, they go about trying to find a family within each other.

A cup of coffee gets spilled, Peter turns (a little) blue, and Tony gets worried and panics because his son is so goddamn stupid (but he loves him anyway).

SEQUEL TO PAINT IT BLACK. Peter Parker was rescued from Hydra's clutches, but not without great cost. Tony Stark and the Avengers must now work desperately to find a way to remove the alien parasite, Venom, from the teenager before it consumes him entirely, Peter struggles to fight against his dark descent, all the while Hydra lurks, eagerly waiting to reclaim their investment.

Tony had been in a lot of stressful situations, and a lot of battles, but nothing had prepared him for taking care of a superpowered teenager high on pain meds. Peter gets his wisdom teeth out, and Tony learns how hard it is to be a parent. Thank god the Avengers are there to help.

When Tony asked the Avengers to move into the Tower, he'd expected it to help the team, give them somewhere they'd all be able to call home, and maybe gain a few friends along the way. He knew a little bit about most of them, but no one thought to warn him about one Clint Barton. (No romance)

A traumatising accident has dramatic consequences for the king and crown prince of Mirkwood. With the help of old and new friends, can they make it through the storm?

Five times a mind meld with Jim Kirk worked just fine, and one time where it really, really didn't. Gen, H/C, contains some mild TOS rebooting.

Set post-Kingsman. Harry is back, but Harry is different. So is Eggsy. They make the most of it.

Unlike what the media assumes, there is no official leader of the Avengers, and Captain America does not always call the shots. Thor takes care of his team after Steve is injured.

With one son about to become betrothed to Elrond's daughter, and the other two doing well, Thranduil should be happy. Yet he cannot shake the fear that one day his sons will disappoint him, or he they... What's more, the spiders are migrating, rumours of fire come from the north, and not all is well between Mirkwood and Imladris... NOTE: Contains scenes of a sexual nature.

Spock's behavior and health decline after his failed marriage ceremony to T'Pring. Kirk has to force his proud Vulcan friend to deal with the issues head on. ONE-SHOT. COMPLETE.

People looked at Bruce and all they saw was the Hulk. That only proved a fact Tony had accepted when he turned six: People were idiots. Companion piece to 'Of Cats and Tongues'

People firmly, almost stubbornly, believed that he was the more disciplined mind. That alone amused Bruce Banner.

After the end of the Battle of the Five Armies, just after Legolas has left, Gandalf talks with the Elvenking... Written for the October Teitho Challenge where it failed to place due to a wealth of gorgeous stories utterly outclassing my offering

Gandalf has his doubts about the reasoning behind Elrond's choice of companions for Frodo. But then, Elrond thinks it's sheer madness to send Merry and Pippin along... Neither of them, however fully understand just what the Hobbits will bring to the quest... Written for the Teitho 'Opposites' Challenge where it placed third

Bruce is used to waking up alone after a visit from the Other Guy.

There are three-hundred and twenty-six members in Kingsman's tech departments all over the world, and obviously they have lots of stories to share about their agents and what they do to drive them crazy. The best way to do so is a super-secret WhatsApp group, and if it gets a challenge for all of them to finally get Harry and Eggsy together, it might just be Merlin's fault.

A group of elves, young Legolas among them, are sent out to Rivendell on an important mission. War is brewing, and the journey is long and perilous... The courage of the travellers will be put to a test, and Legolas will learn that when the wise and mighty are unwilling to fight, others must fight instead - even though they may not think they are strong or brave enough.

Saving the world (or various parts of it) is hungry work. Or, It all starts with the shawarma.

Sector Seven was once Earth's only defense against the Decepticons; and they went to great lengths to fulfill that mandate. But after Mission City it became clear that much of what S-7 had done was more worthy of their enemies than their new allies. Struggling with the painful reality of this revelation, Tom Banachek must now answer for S-7's various atrocities.

Life didn't get easier or simpler after the battle of Manhattan. The world changed, and they kept fighting, struggling, and finding ways to get around to another day. Coping mechanisms include but are not limited to: broken mirrors, dancing, alcohol, kisses and friendship. Written for: bigbang mixup, round 2 (mix by hippydeath, art by viviantanner).

A tragedy strikes Spike's life but, with the help of the team, he's never alone. Hard to describe without giving away. One-shot.

Steve is an attractive guy. Tony and Natasha take notice. This is an ode to Steve's gorgeous body.

If Lennox thought that was the strangest his life could get, well, the universe and the United States government just loved to prove him wrong.

Sometimes, all you can do is repeat to yourself "I love my job, I love my job". Will Lennox deals with a normal day at work- well, normal for Diego Garcia, anyway.

Normally their lunch flirtation leads nowhere. Then you notice all the blue signs and finally draw right conclusions. Garak/Bashir slash.

One shot set pre-DOTM; Annabelle Lennox interacts with some of the Autobots while William Lennox looks on and contemplates on the nature of their robotic allies.

The Autobots and NEST move on following DotM. Various pairings. Language, wartime violence.

On Tall Tales Night, Doc Webster recounts his recent adventures in Mexico. Warning, puns ahead. Drinking while reading is not advised.

Story is a response to a kink meme prompt - Optimus Prime is to sire Matrix-worthy sparklings with an original member of the cast. Sparksex, plug-n-play, mpreg.

Something went wrong in those woods where Prime fell, and Ironhide's going to find out what it was. Post RoTF. No Pairings.

Every coffin Cho's ever helped carry has weighed just slightly more than the last. Maybe before, maybe things could have been different. But there are no happy endings now.

For the NFA Getting Lost Challenge: Have you ever wondered why Ducky and Palmer always show up late?

Life is never dull when your car is a talking robot named Bumblebee. A series of Sam and Bumblebee friendship ficlets. Enjoy!

Gibbs thinks he's got a bit of alone time with his favorite girl, that is until someone else is the main focus of the evening.

Destiny has something special planned for Sam

Epps buys a novelty chair on eBay. Who could have thought it would bring so much chaos to the NEST base? This story based loosely off Tenshi of Light’s Autobot Pranks. Ch 3: the 'Vette twins discover the figurative meaning of the word 'karma'. Complete.

For every addict, there is a moment of truth, a point of no return, and for you it comes about five hours after Tobias Henkel’s body has gone cold.

The BAU team gives Spencer Reid a gift. And one by one, they all fall in love with it. Just a warm and fluffy feel good fic.

Just what does Reid do after work?

Rule #86: A Purple Heart just proves that were you smart enough to think of a plan, stupid enough to try it, and lucky enough to survive. 2009 Movieverse series of oneshots. Complete.

Kirk must rescue Spock from a diplomatic... error. -Not slash-

Post ROTF. After the events in Egypt, the Autobots and humans are on the Navy ship on their way back home. Poor Sam is feeling guilty about some things, Ratchet's being a mother hen, and Optimus Prime is being profound. Rated T for mild teenage nookie.

Once a year, Doctor Phlox has to track down his patients like dogs.

ONESHOT Hotch and Reid celebrate Christmas together.Note: NO SLASH! Please R&R!"

Set after 1x03. The morning after the night before. Oz and Toby find out what it's like working a shift together now there are no secrets.

A little standalone story, set after Dog Tags. Without even knowing it, McGee and Gibbs share a very special place. As always, I hope you enjoy, please R&R if you do!

Ducky's past crosses over into his present and Tony gets pulled along for the ride. Crossover with The Man from UNCLE. Was originally published long ago under the NCIS tab but decided it better belonged in the Crossover section

When a rare hurricane is predicted to pass over Washington, Tim and Tony can't resist a bit of storm-watching thrill. Even Ziva is a little interested. Then they get in over their heads...Four-chapter story written for the NFA Sun, Sea and Sand challenge.

Two priests are murdered and Jane implements his most outrageous "brilliant plan" yet. But he might just get himself killed in the process...

Pairing: Abby / Gibbs. Rating: NC-17. Synopsis: Gibbs awakes from a dream. Warnings : None. Disclaimer: Abby & Gibbs, as with the rest of the NCIS team, are not mine.

How does Jack deal with his first day at the Pentagon as Head of Homeworld Security?

Pairing: Ducky / Abby / Gibbs. Rating: PG. Synopsis: Abby doesn’t want Gibbs and Ducky to worry, so she tries to keep her symptoms to herself. Warnings: None. Disclaimer: Ducky, Abby & Gibbs, as with the rest of the NCIS team, are not mine.

Pairing: Ducky / Abby / Gibbs. Rating: PG. Synopsis: Saturday is Laundry Day, and Gibbs is full of surprises. Warnings: None. Disclaimer: Ducky, Abby & Gibbs, as with the rest of the NCIS team, are not mine.

Jubilee learns of Logan's real name and background. Oneshot

A singer is found dead after an artist promotion show. With no leads, they've got to find a way to bring this killer down. Gabby fic. 6 Chapters total. Rated T, maybe M because of the final chapter. The first four would actually be like k so I averaged

A tag for "A Nice, Indecent Little Town." Not every puzzle can be solved using logic. Try telling an AI that. Michael Knight and Bonnie Barstow take a crack at it with some surprising, and some might say miraculous, results.

Pairing: Ducky / Abby / Gibbs. Rating: PG. Synopsis: Abby gets a cold and the boys take care of her. Warnings: None. Disclaimer: Ducky, Abby & Gibbs, as with the rest of the NCIS team, are not mine.

Pairing: Ducky / Abby / Gibbs. Rating: PG. Synopsis: Abby contemplates her favourite aspects of a relationship with both men.. Warnings: None. Disclaimer: Ducky, Abby & Gibbs, as with the rest of the NCIS team, are not mine.

Danny thinks that he’s in trouble when he’s called to Mac’s office after Sonny’s statement of his connection to the TW gang and the mob. No warnings.

It's obvious. Gibbs/Abby

Jazz takes an unfortunate car thief on a homicidal joyride.

Sooner or later, somebody's going to get a look inside Jane's house.

Lisbon's thoughts on Patrick Jane. More friendship than romance, despite the title. One-shot.

The worst Lisbon can do.

Spoilers for 3.24 Snow Day. Danny and Adam are in the hospital overnight, when all they want is to go home and forget the day ever happened. Sequel to The Aftermath. Twoshot Brotherfic

Sometimes the simplest things in life are the most significant. Friendship fic.

Spoilers for 3.24 Snow Day. Adam and Danny have been left for observation at the hospital, and the guilt of giving into torture is slowly eating away at Adam. But Danny was never one to abandon a friend in pain. Brotherfic

I'm not a CSI anymore. I'm in transition. Spoilers for 9x05, Leave Out All the Rest.

Short, crappy oneshot that I had to write. Someone is fighting inner demons - and losing. He falls hard and fast. Warning for drug use.

One hundred moments that make up Dr. Spencer Reid. Oneshot. Reid centric, entire team featured. Mixes of angst, humour, romance, friendship, hurt/comfort, AU, and more. Spoilers through season 3.

When an already odious investigation goes seriously wrong for Grissom, Sara, through the application of a little laughter and hint of naughtiness, attempts to help him get past a very crappy day.

When the team gets together for poker nights, anything can happen. Gabby & Team. Enjoy!

McGee's Mom comes to visit NCIS Headquarters and tells the team about a situation when Tim was young referred to in the family only as The Incident. Humorous one shot on my version of what Tims family is like.

Reid's guilty pleasure is revealed. One-shot.

A oneshot. Sid and his life, all that it is, and all that it means to him and the others.

He laughed silently and hysterically: He was a human piano of pain. House the human piano of pain. It had a nice ring to it. Very dark: Strong HouseWilson friendship. Cuddy and Steve McQueen. Complete with DVD extras and missing scenes.

Tim-centric long story. Also contains the rest of the team, plus various tertiary characters. Deals with intense themes. Tim faces danger from all sides and has to deal with it. Now complete. Thanks for reading!

Benjamin Sisko is pitched out of bed in the middle of the night by a shockwave that rocks the entire station. As he rushes to Ops, it's followed by another, and another. Worse still, they're getting stronger...

What is a wizard if he can't feel magic? Thank you Lerrinus for the inspiration.

After an argument with Sam, Bumblebee seeks out Ratchet for company and advise; and they help each other relax the sweetest way.

An unusual invitation brings Pete and MacGyver to Ireland, where they must struggle to thwart a terrorist plot and preserve a fragile peace on the bloody streets of Belfast. First season; no spoilers.

Greg finally finds that case he just can't let of. And in the end, he discovers the world was nothing more than just shades of grays and blacks.

Major character death. Wilson copes... or doesn't. Dark and eerie. Not slash.

Preslash. Grissom & Sanders. Greg was determined to become a CSI. He only had a little problem: He liked Gil's beard. A lot. NEW: Grissom finally takes matters into his hands. Unfortunately, he's a bit clumsy when it comes to feelings. Complete.

Sometimes it's not enough just to be the boy wonder oncologist... HW friendship, HurtComfort Finally complete!

Tim shows Abby pictures from his childhood that mean a lot to him. What's behind Abby's reactions? Written for the NFA Plot Twist Skills Challenge. Drama. Friendship. Hurt Comfort. Drabble. Oneshot.

Just another day for the technicians department at the Foundation for Law and Government. Involving seaweed. Oneshot.

Written for the Jan 5 2008 Saturday Night Writing Challenge at the Fox Forum. House&Cameron. Prompt New Year's Resolutions. Oneshot

Harry's latest client is a man who is convinced he is being stalked by something he cannot see. As he works the case, Harry is haunted by dreams of a room where something is locked in the darkness. TV verse. COMPLETE.

HouseCameron. Written for the 2007 Secret Santa Fic exchange. A little melancholy, a little instrospective ... but maybe a little hope at the end. OneShot.

When Horatio finds a muffin on his desk from an anonymous person, it turns a boring day at the office into one of love, guesses, and the birth of a new religion.

With a devestating diagnosis, the crew of seaQuest finds themselves helpless in a fight they can't control. ELF.

GSR - 1st of 3 sequels to 'Santa Grissom's Lap' but can stand alone as a one shot story.lots of fluff.

Raph loves his brothers, even when they're being total morons.

It's nearly Christmas and Harry is called to investigate a strange murder. TV verse.

An unusual epidemic has hit Chicago and Harry's in the thick of it. TVVERSE.

Collection of little conversations between Tony and Tim all cruelly cut short by the bossman himself. Now completed thanks for all of the reviews. Think it is time the boys did get back to work.

Greg's come up with a plan to help his fellow man.

The EMS Killer has nearly paralyzed the city with a rash of promised murders. There is no evidence to point to a motive, pattern, or person, but Greg has a theory. Can he prove it before it's too late? WGAW 1241517

Clothes make a statement. Costumes tell a story. GSR Halloween fluff.

Snickers. Nick asks Sara to pose as his girlfriend. Written for promptpalooza. The prompt was Please.

3RD IN THE Danny/Mac SERIES...Danny's afraid he's losing Mac so he goes against the rules and end up in more trouble then he can manage. WARNING: involves spanking, don't like, don't read!

He went from wishing she'd stop to praying that she wouldn't. FUNNY! IMPLIED RatchetxIronhide SLASH at the very end

All's fair in love and war...and lunch. Snickers oneshot. Reviews loved.

Sara's mad, Grissom's a fool, and Brass is his accomplice. Oh, and Ecklie is bald. GSR outing.

When DiNozzo disobeys a direct order, Gibbs is forced to take action but, does he know the whole story? Now complete.

Wuddy. Parody of Dr. Seuss' Horton Hatches the Egg. Written for the 92907 Saturday Night Challenge the Fox Forum.

Snippets of conversations between Jack and Daniel when Daniel is late in giving his mission reports. JD friendship, nonslash.

Most Accidents happen in the home. They also happen to Daniel.

2007 movie Things change in time of war. Principles bend, rules change, and so do 'bots. Now the Allspark must be kept from Decepticon hands, and Ratchet is left wondering: What's a pacifist to do?

DF twoparter. No Slash! The one thing in life you can always count on is a friend: If you need to crash, then crash and burn you’re not alone. [COMPLETE]

Just a little comic relief around the SGC. Everyone needs to have a little fun. Rated K becuase they're reading naughty books... Darn Jarheads. Darn Flyboys. And the civilians aren't much better.

Leo decides it's about time he had some cooking lessons, and who was a better a teacher than our very own Michelangelo? Oneshot

Wilson's given an unexpected opportunity to prove his friendship to House. Angst, hurtcomfort, introspection. HouseWilsonCuddy. S3 character development and plotlines mentioned throughout. COMPLETED 06.22.07. Now up SNEAK PEEK at the sequel!

Murdoc is on an assignment to kill a witness. Complications present themselves when he finds out he is not the only one.

Chapter 10 Kira discovers that explaining mysterious injuries isn't quite as easy as Jack and Daniel made it look.

Crossover with the ATeam. Horatio and the CSIs come up against a strange group of men, apparently set on destroying the Mala Noche gang. Will they be able to work together? Read on to find out... Go on, give it a go, you know you want to!

Chase remembers...

House disappears for 2 weeks, when he returns he has a little someone with him. No importance given to ships, but some kind of Huddy and CamChase, though the latter is shortlived. Contains references from eps up to S3 Needle in the Haystack. Some angst.

After a pile of boxes falls on top of them, Wilson has to keep House awake because he has a concussion... so they play a game. House tries to make it a little more interesting.

Parody of If You Give a Mouse a Cookie. HAMERON SMUT!

An accidental drugging results in McGee wrecking Tony's perfect date. Two longish chapters.

*HoratioYelinaStetler* Ray, Jr. saw Rick Stetler hitting his mother. No one believes him. But when he gets hit on an entirely different level, only one begins to believe his tale of hurt...

Wilson deals with the fallout after House discovers the Detox bet was his idea

There's a medical conference in Phoenix, and Wilson talks House into going along. There is danger in the desert, and the boys are soon in the thick of it. Lots of violence and bad guys. Will they make it thru? And what's this about a horse as hero?

Wilson has a muffin and an accident. House has a scare and a temper tantrum.

A small series of oneshots, perhaps even drabbles, on all of CSI:Miami's most important characters. Ryan Wolfe, Eric Delko, Tim Speedle, Calleigh Duquesne, Natalia Boa Vista, Rick Stetler, Alexx Woods and Lieutenant Horatio Caine himself. LAST CHAPTER UP!

The rhythm was different, but it was a rhythm. Tony learned how to lead, the others didn't expect him to be Gibbs. Even Abby returned to her usual self, though the music was never quite as loud nor the smile as bright as they had been. post Hitus

House is dying and Wilson concerned him more than he never thought...no other shipper, only a oneshot. read and review as much as you can.. lol

A redblooded American male and a too eager to please automobile. It will never end well. Not for the bad guys, certainly. Set in Season Three.

Set during 'In The Pale Moonlight', we see what Garak was thinking when he sabotaged the Romulan senator's shuttle.

Horatio and Frank reconnect over dinner.

Autopsy virgins always brought out the creative in people...

Jack gets sick, and Janet doesn't know what's wrong. So she gets the best diagnostician to help her. Crossover with House MD, no pairings at ALL.

Houseland, a place where law and medicine make no sense and anything can happen. Cuddy tries to show some donors around the hospital, but she is thwarted by the inhabitants of Houseland at every turn.

House is troubled by strange dreams of Wilson's death. Where are they coming from, and why?

OneShot Parody. Just a little drabble about how silly the ships can get.

McGee gives Tony a lesson in grammar. Short oneshot. Thanks to LeoLass and Shellie Williams for the useful comments. Spoilers for Twisted Sister and beyond. Someone requested some more so I wrote another chapter. Now a twoshot. Upped the rating a little.

On a road trip into Wilson's past, House finds out a little more than he wanted to know.

What if House had done more than OD in Merry Little Christmas? Dark, angsty. AU. Not a oneshot anymore.

The main six's musings on dinner. ONESHOT

Yes, remember the Easy Button commercials for Staples? Imagine what havoc the button could bring in the House world... The ducklings have no cases in their department so they find themselves bored...and find something they've never seen before...

Michael has a holiday ritual.

An old acquaintance brings out the protector in Horatio. Investigation and fluff.

When House called Wilson a 'functional vampire', what if he was closer to the truth than he realized? AU.

Calleigh has trouble dealing with the aftermath of the events in the episode Lost Son.

[HCR]It was a blind date from hell.

How did House come to have so many pills saved up at home?

No plot whatsoever. Busted up and confined to the infirmary, SG1 finds a way to pass the time. Again.

House's holiday, and what it means to apologize. oneshot

HOUSEWILSON. House plays piano after a hard day and Wilson crosses a line. Will this be then end of a friendship or the start of something new?

House after weird creepy rehab. Viewer Discretion Advised

Deep inside, Wilson believes if he cares enough, he'll never have to die. HW friendship with some Cuddy mixed in. Contains attempted suicide. Spoilers for SoCG and WhacaMole

Thanksgiving seems perfect. Theres tons of food,everyone is happy. They're just all waiting for House with the turkey. So what do they do to pass the time? Well, Chase starts a Yo Momma fight, AND a food fight, and it all goes downhill from there...

House thinks he's got everything under control. He doesn't. Takes place shortly after WhacAMole, episode 3.08.

Peter is sent to retrieve some sequestered witnesses to testify against the wealthy son of prominent businessman. A young boy's trauma touches Peter in a way he never anticipated while trying to keep him alive.

What makes House House? The one thing he can't give up, not even for his friend... Post WhacAMole.

Next day after WhacAMole, House and Cuddy discuss Wilson. Oneshot.

House & the gang on a trip to a corn maze. Silly, silly, silly.

House makes an unexpected find on his way to work. One shot, no ships. Standard disclaimers apply. reposted 111906 to remove the bikeride and add some explanation. Thanks for the reviews!

Peter is trying to deal with the recent events of his life when he meets with friends for an annual memorial, but nothing is as it seems and soon the lives of everyone there are in danger.

Grissom is the only ride available for a tipsy Sara and Greg. It's a drunken good time.

General Hammond rings Jack up when SG1's over. Chaos ensues. Season 1. Oneshot.

The Misfits find out what crazy stuff the XMen sometimes get in the mail, which is nothing compared to what they have to go through to get it.

HouseWilson friendship. A sunny day, a red car, a drive home, a realization. Also, by the way, a oneshot.

Three fellows in a car accident. House isn't exactly Florence Nightingale.

When House starts receiving mysterious postcards, he realizes something about Wilson ... and himself.Last chapter up story is complete.

What a stupid move it had been, for Wilson to hope that House would not find out that he was going to the conference in Aspen. Chapter 3 now up. Complete.

Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of a GREGORY HOUSE unit! Inspired by the Owner's Guide series, started by the wonderful Theresa Green.

Tony doesn't become team leader overnight. First, they have all have to watch movies, develop new neuroses, and make flowcharts.

She makes a point of not dating the men she works with. [Character study within a character study, mainly Horatio & Calleigh] [Oneshot]

What do SGC personnel say to get dates anyway? Read to find out!

Out of all the clinics in all the towns in all the world, they had to walk into his. No angst, no ships, not much of a plot. Just an afternoon with House in the clinic.

Wilson can't get rid of House, even when House is away at a conference.

If anything can go wrong, it will ... Here is my story for the anniversary of LaCroix's Conversion day.

House and Wilson don't actually need each other. HouseWilson

What we keep says a lot about who we are. So does what we leave behind. House has always left things behind.

Someone returns for a less than happy event and reflects on their time at PP.

House is forced by Cuddy to do performance reviews on all the ducklings after it is discovered that Chase’s fellowship has expired. Each chapter features a different review.

While on a ritual hunt, Worf and Alexander discover an unknown Cardassian prison camp. An insane Cardassian scientist is about to begin experiments on his Bajoran prisoners unless the two Klingons can liberate the camp. Set during DS9 Season 6.

Data is approached by Starfleet Intelligence to infiltrate an Orion Syndicate stronghold and seize an experimental weapon.

Wilson teaches Wendy and important lesson by using House as an example. No slash. Please read and review.

Nature rarely considers men's plans when wreaking havoc.

House has a rough week at the hospital and falls asleep reading. Naturally ... he dreams. Fluffy. Silly. No shooting, no death, nothing. Two guys exchanging a rather chaste kiss. Oh, the humanity.

“The man is blind and crippled. How on earth did he manage to escape?” Cuddy threw her hands up in her trademark Houseian exclamation of frustration. “Oh forget I said that. This is House. We will probably find him halfway up Everest.”

Sometimes a friendship can last a long long time.

Duncan and Methos argue. Like what else is new?

Breakfast with the xmen. Need I say anything else? Jean meditates on the health of bread, and everything else is chaos

Wilson buys House a birthday present and regrets every moment of it. Maybe a little slashy but nothing explicit.

Strolling off world, Jack pretends he's not interested in anything Daniel and Sam have to discuss.

Methos is among the first to realize that the Gathering has already begun.

The notices from Cheyenne Mountian notice board. Title changed from betting pools. Series 7 or 8. Chapter 13 now added. Drunken fun awaits inside.

In 400 years Duncan has never heard of an Immortal taking in a preimmortal, its dangerous, its difficult and its just not done. So, when Tessa decides they ought to help Richie things get very complicated.

What makes Daniel tick. It's a bit of silliness really. Hammond spots the lists and isn't happy. Please R&R!

After a freak laboratory accident at CSI headquarters, Danny is cursed, or blessed, depending on how you see things, with very unusual … addons. Inspired by a forum comment: “Danny is the show’s DD breasts.” DannyFlack, DannyMac.

A series of correspondences between the past and present Generals of the SGC.

Kermit's breaking call of his promises as the holidays come near.

Peter has his first solo Patrol

Is Paul really cheating on his wife?

Kelly gets a lesson in safety

Ben learns more about Lucas and the world of computers.

Agony comes in many forms even for a hard ass like Jack O'Neill

Daniel asks Jack for a favor. Will Jack regret it?

April Fool's Day at the SGC...

Sickbay's most frequent occupants are once again confined, and they're suffering from cabin fever.

“Beware the Jabberwock, my son!” Cassie persuades the men of SG1 to give a comical performance.

Everyone is trying to do what is expected.

A blustery Seacouver morning reminds Duncan MacLeod of his early years in the Highlands.

An observant man realizes just how to make the team talk. Can they take it?

Response to Scribe's Take off your clothes challenge.

31 Things Greg Sanders Cannot Say or Do to Gil Grissom No Matter How Much He Wants to!

You know those annoying 'Fill this out and send it to your friends' emails you get? What if SG1 filled one out?

A takeoff of Ripple Effect: What if instead of multiple SG1 teams coming through the Gate, we had multiple Walters?

A Greg story about being true to oneself: or it was, god only knows now..COMPLETED

After the events of Smoke on the Water Commander Ford and Captain Hudson share a talk about a certain troublesome ensign.

A career altering moment in Sara's life pushes Grissom towards a life altering one in his.

Not you, Malcolm. Archer's thoughts as he watches Malcolm during Affliction.

Two of the senior officers switch bodies. How will it affect them, and how will it affect their relationships with the other officers? Some shippage, but not what you think.

After the Dog eat Dog case, Greg makes plans for all those weenies he bought, unintentionally teaching Grissom a lesson. Not slash. Spoilers from season 6.

It was his choice.

Hoshi rescues two creatures from an alien marketplace. Will they be able to adapt to life on Enterprise, and more importantly, will the crew be able to adapt to them? COMPLETE!

MacGyver does a favor for Pete and ends up in big trouble.... note: Contains references to drug abuse and addiction.Thanks to Dr D for the beta and the inspired title.

Short bit of stupid nonsense. SG1 is nekkid. Yep. Nekkid.

It starts with one. Abby&Ducky

A look into Myles' Christmas holiday. A direct continuation of the episode Silent Night, from Season 1, so artistic license taken, and a slightly different track than the show eventually took. This also became a prologue to the DC series, so start here.

Some people would consider it a vacation. Malcolm isn't one of them. Now complete!

Horatio, sunglasses, oreos, obsessiveness. Best way to find out is to read.

Response to an Unbound challenge. Rated PG for mild ickiness.

After 36 hours of hard police work all Steve wants is to get some sleep.

Tag for The Other Side. Following the events on Euronda, Daniel feels betrayed by his teammates, while they, in turn, are filled with shame over the choices they made. Another one with lots of angst, but you shouldn't need tissues for this one. COMPLETE

Catherine remembers the one time Grissom asked her out. Did she ever regret saying no? NOTE: GSR towards the end.

Bobby sets up a master prank, but when it gets deleted from his computer he pulls John and Jubilee in to help him recreate it. And it goes from there... IMPORTANT: Do not read reviews before story, as it will give away surprise ending.

A little card game that Tony Piccolo has organized to determine whether he or Lucas Wolenczak will get the top bunk. All they have to do is keep it quiet from Captain Bridger. Updated and Complete. Some minor updates will be made (January 2020)

I fell in love with Vic Fontaine from his first appearance on DS9, and found out how much fun he was to write in "Another Bad Night." So I decided to explore his life a bit more.

Complete! Bon vivant Hugh Fitzcairn finds himself aboard a pirate vessel and hilarity ensues! This is a Highlander Fable.

A routine murder investigation is interrupted by a natural disaster, leaving Mark searching desperately for his missing son. STORY COMPLETE. EPILOGUE POSTED.

In the aftermath of the World Power Project failure, Lucas faces what may be the most difficult summer of his life. An alternate ending to the first season finale, Ocean on Fire.

A series of coincidences and miscommunications leads Richie to falsely assume that Duncan's dead, and we all know what happens when we assume...

Everyone gathers at Joe's bar for some holiday cheer and Methos tells the others about when he first tasted beer, which of course involves the horsemen...

CSI: M Calleigh has been to Artie's Adult Playground and has a few surprises for Horatio.

After the events of "Good Soldiers", Lucas reflects on Bridger's words.

CSI Miami A work of art does great things for the HC ship.

She came back darker, harder, all edges and angles where it used to be softness and shiny, pink bubbles of gum. She came back as two people- the girl who’d tagged after him in her formative years, and the woman who kept herself distant. (W/J)

"I'd rather be dreaming than living... Living's just too hard to do..."

SG-1 has a bad day. Some mild cursing.

A Christmas filk about the dangers of mixing Klingons and sleigh bells.

Our favorite heroes grab some R&R. Mostly a WolvieJubes story. Turned into a series by request from the fans! Weekly movie night at the Xmansion, complete with commentary from the peanut gallery! COMPLETE!

Sentience hurts. Vic Fontaine.

Yet another ELF snippet by yours truly.

*Complete* Sort of first season Alternate Universe. On a new mission the crew discovers that Lucas's past isn't exactly normal - not at all! But will they be able to deal with the consequences of this?

Lucas thinks over his life and wishes he was never born. What would the world be like with out him? OMG!!! IT IS DONE!!! IT IS REALLY OVER!!!! DONE!!! FIN!!! :)

Lucas is working on a new project, Bridger and Westphalen are determined to get him to go to bed.

Sequel to Masks. The crew of seaQuest have been noticing two of their friends spending a lot of time together, and have their own suspicions why. Slash TimBen.

The senior crew takes a break at an amusement park. No real point.

Kristen had a bad day and finds a surprise in her room

A little Thanksgiving story. Cute, but slightly sappy. :-)

A War Game brings out the best in the worst, and Commander Ford has to prove himself as the captain of the worst vessel in the fleet, going up against no other boat than SeaQuest

What does Lucas want for Christmas?

Lucas & the Captain have a little discussion about Naval terminology

Bridger is mad enough he needs to walk it off...but who's watching his back?

Lucas is 18...what kind of birthday present did he get himself?

Lucas & Bridger have a heated discussion

Tony's in charge of the party.

sQ Filk of the REM song