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Author has written 79 stories for NCIS, Harry Potter, and Stargate: Atlantis.

I've now pretty much retired from fanfic writing. Just logging in to say that I removed Training Ground because I got sick of receiving personally abusive reviews on it. It had that rating for a reason. I wrote the story for someone else (a VERY nice person I might add) and don't appreciate you thinking either of us are a menace to society. I've read much worse. Much. You know who you are.

Apologies to those of you who had that story as a favourite (yes, I am still putting 'u's in).

Please direct any quires on the Mainly McGee community to the others other list. The only one I remember is Enthusiastic Fish.


2010 NFA Secret Santa stories are here

2011 NFA Secret Santa stories are here

LINK TO NEW NCIS Fanfiction Addiction Community Forums website: here

Link to my stories on the NFA story board: here

I'm an old (over 40 now - since I am editing today I should add that I am now over 50!) married Aussie female with two kids who has been writing fanfic since before they were called fanfic. I started with Man from UNCLE which is why I came to NCIS: I followed Ducky. Then I stayed for McGee. Recently I have been dabbling in Palmer.

In general my stories are McGee based although I do the occasional group oneshot and have recently started branching out to Jimmy. I tend to write my stories out in full before I submit them and then put up a chapter a day, family and work responsibilities willing. If it's a one shot, I'll write 'oneshot' in the summary.

I have a maths and physics background and now work in defence (Aussie spelling, don't whinge) science. I am trying to improve my creative writing especially the grammar and punctuation so if you see anything really bad, let me know - gently. I am slowly correcting some of the old ones so check the date before you complain.

I love NCIS because of the humour, especially the in jokes. I get irked when people get little character details wrong like the colour of the eyes or the left/right handedness. Expect an email if I catch you doing it. I used to pride myself on writing canon but now I tend more to caricature - exaggerated canon.

By the way: I write about the current episodes but I might forget to put in a spoiler warning. I don't write Kate. She's dead: get over it.

My Links

There are some more of my stories including NFA challenge pieces and lost chapters on the NFA Story Board
My wetpaint wiki: NCIS Reference Library has lots of pictures, episode summaries, casting breakdowns, transcript links, canon info, McGee stuff etc
My photobucket: ozgeek has lots of McGee photos and more. Check out the sub folders too. Download anything.

Writing links

You can find some basic hints using the site here
Try ncis flashfiction livejournal challenge though you might want to read the livejournal tutorial on how to submit
For tips on writing, punctuation and grammar: try Purdue University or Ask Oxford
For general fanfic tips read How to write almost readable fan fiction, Mr Merlin's guide and/or fanfiction FAQ (which has a list of other sites)

NFA Links

NFA: NCIS fanfiction addiction (NFA) is a forum based site where you can post stories, ask canon questions, discuss NCIS episodes etc.
The NFA story board where stories are posted is here
NFA challenges in alphabetical order are here

Story archives on fanfiction.net

List of all NCIS archives on fanfiction.net
Find McGee stories in the Mainly McGee archive
Jimmy Stories on the Just Jimmy archive and
McAbby stories in the Geek Love Archive

McGee cannon info

A lot of this has moved to my wiki here
There is also a McGee entry on wikipedia.and a Livejournal entry for McGee's profile

Jimmy Cannon info

Find Jimmy cannon facts on my wiki here which contains links to:
A summary of Jimmy character traits here
Some Jimmy promo pics here
An episode by episode breakdown of Jimmy's adventures in NCIS
season 1, season 2, season 3, season 4, season 5

Other links of interest

Sean Murray's Yahoo fansite (you must join Yahoo and then request membership of the group to see anything)
Brian Dietzen's (Palmer) Yahoo fansite (you must join Yahoo and then request membership of the group to see anything)
The Yahoo NCIS-CBS fansite (have to join the group to see messages and photos)
The New CBS NCIS wiki here
Useful links on the CBS wiki here (yes, I have been busy)
How to perform an autopsy (oops - link at home)

NCIS fanfiction addiction has deleted me from their ranks but the stories still remain (??)

Love:Geek style is here
I think all the others have moved to the NFA fanfiction site.

Note:

The stories posted on this site are fanfics based on the CBS TV show NCIS. If you can't figure that out when you are on a site called fanfic dot net, you probably have other problems. The characters in these stories are not invented by me, they were created and nurtured by the great Don B Bellisario and his little band of helpers. No copyright infringement is intended but if you wish to send me bulk loads of money (in unmarked US cash) for the use of my original characters, I won't object very loudly.

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The White Hat Sneakers by Tipper reviews
When McGee and three other agency white hats are taken, the rest of the team will do whatever it takes to find him.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 62,386 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 8/7/2008 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Tim M. - Complete
The Basement by Enthusiastic Fish reviews
A murder investigation takes a grisly turn and brings back unbearable memories for Tim. ...Sorry I don't have anything better. There are references to events through season 4. Now complete. Prologue plus 20 chapters. I hope you like it.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 22,161 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 5/24/2007 - Published: 5/19/2007 - Tim M. - Complete
Que Sera Sera by Burntsugrr reviews
Each chapter is a blog entry of a girl who meets McGee at a bookstore. No copywrite infringement intended, I own nothing but the OC. This story is also a blog at beingdoristoday .blogspot .com
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 28,778 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 5/9/2007 - Published: 1/9/2007 - Tim M.
Where's McGee? by Enthusiastic Fish reviews
McGee gets kidnaped, tortured and then has to deal with the aftermath. McGeecentric of course, but the whole team is there. Now complete. I hope it doesn't disappoint.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 34,722 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 5/6/2007 - Published: 5/3/2007 - Tim M. - Complete
Conversation in the Dark by Enthusiastic Fish reviews
Tim is chained to the wall and has a visitor...he thinks. NCIS and its characters belong to DPB, not to me. I'm not that smart.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,082 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Tim M., Kate T. - Complete
Breakdown by Florence1 reviews
Tony and McGee are transporting a prisoner when they experience car trouble. Part 4 up
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,479 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 2/26/2007 - Published: 2/19/2007 - Tony D. - Complete
Progeny by Fictional Reality reviews
Abby's pregancy causes utter chaos in NCIS headquarters. Now COMPLETE
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,189 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/4/2007 - Published: 12/14/2006 - Abby S., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Missing Pieces by Tweeter reviews
The team joins the FBI in investigating a serial killer. This story has been completed and will be posted one chapter a day. Chapter Seven is up! The story is now complete.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,167 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/5/2006 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Complete
The Pain and Angst of Timothy McGee by OmniVamp037 reviews
Chapter 11 up. i know i said i was done but this is the last chapter i swear. nothing to important in it but it should be an interesting read. Trust me this is the last one. Please and Review.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,646 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/11/2006 - Published: 5/10/2006 - Tim M. - Complete
Surprise, Surprise by sonicstardust reviews
Unfinished McAbby pregfic. It's awful. Probably will never be finished. Only keeping up here because a few people seemed to like it.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,351 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 11/3/2006 - Published: 10/5/2006 - Abby S., Tim M.
Hairy problems by OmniVamp037 reviews
This is just a little story based on my own experince. mcgee gets bit by a dog and weird things happen. full summary inside. a total MCABBY story.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,766 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/7/2006 - Tim M., Abby S. - Complete
Still in the Dark by Shellie Williams reviews
Hang onto your hats, folks! This one is actually 11 pages long! Explosions, terrorist, gunfire, Tony and McGee injuries – what more could a gal ask for? Oneshot.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,629 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Complete
Dreams by moviefreak9940 reviews
After a nightmare, Abby calls McGee and he comes over. They spend the night sharing their own worst nightmares and deepest fears. McAbby. First NCIS fic...be nice.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,112 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/19/2006 - Abby S., Tim M. - Complete
Guarding and Protecting by Shellie Williams reviews
Gibbs reflects while sitting vigil over McGee and the rest of his team in a hospital room. Short, one shot
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 750 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/13/2006 - Complete
Reassurance by Shellie Williams reviews
McGee suffers through a moment of bravery when Tony is hurt. Short, one shot.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 583 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/4/2006 - Complete
Crash by PrairieLily reviews
Gibbs has finally done it. Gibbs has rolled the car. What happens when he has to share a hospital room with Tony and McGee? Complete. Note February 23, 2006, a new chapter has replaced Chapter 7, Chapter 7 content moved to Chapter 8.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,041 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/23/2006 - Published: 10/19/2005 - Complete
Brothers in arms by cein reviews
Spoilers for Probie. Tony tries to help McGee get his confidence back, but things don't always go according to plan.Concluded.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,161 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/1/2006 - Published: 12/12/2005 - Tim M., Tony D. - Complete
Burden Lifted by texashoser reviews
This takes place after that little snapshot seen at the end of Probie. Abby and McGee have a talk.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,143 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/1/2005 - Tim M., Abby S. - Complete
Vigil by PrairieLily reviews
When Abby is injured in a car accident, she and McGee receive reassurance from a surprising source. 10 chapters, 2 posted daily. 10 of 10 up COMPLETE. Blatant McAbby!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,926 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/2/2005 - Published: 10/29/2005 - Abby S., Tim M. - Complete
Protection Detail by PrairieLily reviews
Takes place during Kill Ari Pt 1, before Ducky's abduction. Written before Kill Ari Pt 2 aired. What we may have seen in the lab as McGee watched over Abby. One chapter, complete.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,401 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/19/2005 - Abby S., Tim M.
Putting Together the Pieces by LdyAnne reviews
Complete. When Tony and McGee are in an accident, they have to work together to get out alive.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 39,708 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/22/2005 - Published: 11/23/2004 - Complete
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Gibbs' Basement Makeover reviews
Written for the 2012 (yes, last year) NFA Secret Santa for akaeve, a Scottish Gibbs fan. I forgot to post it here. The requirements were: Bamboo, Buddha, Feng shui, and a panda. Minor character spoiler for season 9. Most main NCIS characters appear but the main character is Gibbs.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,996 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/21/2013 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
NCIS: A very cracky Christmas reviews
NFA Secret Santa Story for Dewgoddess. Prompt:Christmas Crack!fic with a dash of angst. The director sends the team to the North Pole to get a gift from Santa's workshop. Easier said than done. Main characters: Abby, Jimmy & Ducky. 6 Chapters.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,765 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/9/2012 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Abby S., Jimmy P. - Complete
A league of their own reviews
Written for Semper fi sweatshirt for the 2010 NFA Secret Santa. Abby asks Tony, Ziva and McGee to fill in for her bowling team. Three Chapters.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,377 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Complete
Jimmy and the autopsy video reviews
Written for the NFA skills challenge. Jimmy makes an instructional video on how to perform an autopsy. Not for the squimish. Oneshot.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,405 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Jimmy P. - Complete
Sleepwalker reviews
Tony uses McGee's sleepwalking to solve a case while they are on a stake out. Written for the NFA sleepwalking challenge. Spoilers for season 7. 4 Chapters.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,714 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/14/2010 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Tim M., Tony D. - Complete
NCIS: the alternate reality reviews
This is a bizarre NCIS/Stargate Atlantis crossover with a touch of Stargate SG1 thrown in. McKay visits the NCIS lab and is convinced he has entered an alternate reality - and he has the evidence to prove it. Oneshot.
Crossover - NCIS & Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,557 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Rodney M. - Complete
Sniper reviews
McGee learns what it is to be a sniper. A Gibbs-McGee story written for ceildh for the NFA 2009 Secret Santa. Spoilers for Twilight end season 2 . Set and written between seasons 6 and 7. Four chapters - one every few days.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,511 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/25/2010 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Tim M., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Examination day reviews
The day of Jimmy's last ever exam does not turn out the way he planned. Written for the NFA "The name's Palmer, Jimmy Palmer" challenge see my profile page . Spoilers for Broken Bird S6 and beyond. Complete.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,709 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/30/2009 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Jimmy P. - Complete
Mother reviews
Ducky's reflections on his mother. Spoilers for the last episode of season 5 and some of season 6. Written for the NFA "Days of Ducky" challenge. Oneshot.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,529 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Ducky M. - Complete
McGee Rules reviews
McGee's rules to live by. Written for the NFA 'Everything's gotta have rules, rules, rules' challenge. Oneshot. Probably spoilers as I make a lot of episode references. Only spoilers up to season 5 - I think.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 754 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Tim M. - Complete
Truth or Consequences reviews
Tony and McGee dream of Abby in her Marilyn Monroe dress while on overnight guard duty. Written for the NFA Dreams of Marilyn challenge. Mild spoilers for Witch Hunt. Three chapters. Written before the season 7 episode of the same name so not related.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,314 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Tim M., Tony D. - Complete
I want to break free reviews
Jimmy explains to Ducky why he wants to leave NCIS. Fortunately, he has an exit strategy. Crac!fic written for the NFA "We do not belong together" challenge. Spoilers for the end of season 5 and Broken Bird in season 6. Onshot.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Jimmy P., Ducky M. - Complete
Dog Tags Tag reviews
Tag to the episode Dog Tags written for the NFA hurt/comfort challenge. McGee's bites get infected, Tony tends to him and Abby, with a little help from Tony, finally feels some guilt. Spoilers for Dog Tags. Oneshot - that's all McGee used.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,732 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 25 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Tony D., Tim M. - Complete
Not missing you reviews
McAbby set between seasons 5 and 6. Abby and McGee miss each other while they are apart. Written for MrsMcGee in the NFA Secret Santa. See my profile for the Secret Santa stories link. 4 Chapters. Spoilers for end season 5.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,129 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/10/2009 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Tim M., Abby S. - Complete
Be careful what you wish for reviews
Drabble written ages ago for the NFA "Baby makes three" challenge initiated by Kandon Kuuson. He complained there were no Tiva entries so I wrote this - hence the title.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 179 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Resolution reviews
A McGiva angsty oneshot where Ziva is seriously injured. Written for iheartGibbs for all her hard work on the NFA Secret Santa this year. See my profile for links to the other iheartGibbs stories and the NFA Secret Santa stories.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,541 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Ziva D., Tim M. - Complete
Virtually Undercover reviews
McGee goes undercover in cyberspace to catch a killer. Minor spoilers for season 5. Look out for McGiva in the last section of the last chapter.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,647 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/7/2008 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Tim M. - Complete
Acrophobia reviews
McGee's fear of heights sees him stuck on a ladder. Tony helps out then Abby attempts to cure him. Three chapters. Slight spoilers for season 5 but nothing plot related.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,036 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/7/2008 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Tim M. - Complete
Tony POV reviews
A small scene from Tony's point of view about his old boss meeting his new boss. Written for the NFA Skills Workshop: 'Point of view'. Oneshot. Don't even think about more.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 635 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Tony D. - Complete
Non immaculate conception: A Christmas tale reviews
This is a little story I wrote for iheartGibbs last Christmas and only recently remembered that I never posted it anywhere. McAbby: bigtime and a little glimpse of what scientific women turn into when we are desperate to have babies. Onshot.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,474 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Tim M., Abby S. - Complete
Consequences reviews
Jimmy and Michelle find they are expecting a little suprise. Written for the NFA "And Baby Makes Three" challenge. After the first chapter, I'll rip out the other 5 chapters as fast as I can. All done.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,813 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/22/2008 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Jimmy P. - Complete
The Continuing Adventures reviews
The 'real' story behind McGee's book - it's predicting the future. Oneshot. Written for the NFA Magic Book challenge. WARNING: Small spoiler for final episode of season 5 but you have to have seen it to understand. In fact, references to all seasons.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,842 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Tim M. - Complete
About About Face reviews
Written for the NFA Missing Moments Challenge. I was annoyed Tony didn't say anything to make Palmer feel better in About Face so I gave him the chance at the end of the episode. Oneshot. Season 5 About face Spoilers.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,249 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Tony D., Jimmy P. - Complete
The New Director reviews
Written for NFA's Gender Bender Challenge where one regular NCIS character is the opposite gender. I based mine on the scene from Silver War just after the new Director arrives and Abby thinks she is a he. Oneshot,crack!fic.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,836 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/17/2008 - Complete
Lost Friends reviews
Written for the NFA "Autopsy Men Challenge" - stories where Jimmy and/or Ducky are the main focus. This is a case file story centered on Jimmy but Ducky helps out a lot. 14 Chapters - now complete.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 10,896 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/26/2008 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Jimmy P., Ducky M. - Complete
Lust reviews
A oneshot written for the NFA Skills challenge number 7 - emotions. I chose Lust. Someone is lusting after someone else in NCIS.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 858 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Jimmy P. - Complete
Cliffhanger reviews
Tony/McGee friendship story including: suspense, action, humor and a thin plot smear. 6 chapters. Story started as a response to an NFA skills workshop challenge to write suspense. Thanks to the McGee lovers at NFA for critic and encouragement.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,808 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/27/2008 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Tim M., Tony D. - Complete
A Valentine's Gift reviews
Fluffy McAbby with a little McGiva thrown in. Written for Valentine's day. Onshot.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 713 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Tim M., Abby S. - Complete
The Choice reviews
Tony makes a choice. Written for the NFA "Impossible Choice" challenge. Oneshot.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,654 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Tony D., Tim M. - Complete
Obsession reviews
A story written for the NFA 'scent' challenge about someone obsessing over McGee's smell. My 50th NCIS fanficnet story. Spoiler for Twisted Sister.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,445 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Tim M. - Complete
Post Probie reviews
I found this really old story in my stores which I wrote just after Probie. I was annoyed about how much Gibbs expected from McGee given what he'd just been through. This is what happend after McGee didn't shoot the bad guy. Onshot no pun .
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,138 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/10/2008 - Tim M., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
The Man from NCIS reviews
Written for the NFA Man or Woman from N.C.I.S. challenge where the NCIS characters are transformed to the late 1960s as secret agents. Plot: evil genius creates a formula to decimate the world's food crops and NCIS must find it before the FBI: 6 Chapters.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,196 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/8/2008 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Complete
Driving Me Crazy reviews
McGee struggles to remain sane as Tony and Ziva fight in the car on a long trip. Two chapters. Sort of simultaneously angst and humor. Now complete.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,170 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/13/2007 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Tim M. - Complete
Trading another McPlace reviews
Sequel to Trading McPlaces, this time it's McGee and Gibbs swapping brains and hair. Three chapters. Silly and pointless. Oh and spoilers up the wazoo: any season. Now complete but I upped the ratings a little for adult themes.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,634 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/8/2007 - Published: 11/5/2007 - Tim M., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
After Dark reviews
A story written for the NFA skills workshop. The challenge: to focus on the thoughts of one character reliving a moment from the series. The catch a character you don't normally write. I chose Jimmy. Oneshot.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 873 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/23/2007 - Jimmy P. - Complete
An hour to kill reviews
McAbby conversation written for the NFA road Rage challenge. Some season 5 spoilers. Rated T for vague adult suggestive themes. Oneshot.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 688 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/16/2007 - Tim M., Abby S. - Complete
Garfield, his part in Abby's downfall reviews
A story about Abby's MOAS written for the NFA MOAS challenge. Oneshot.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,462 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/15/2007 - Abby S., T.C. Fornell - Complete
Back to the mat reviews
The last of the NCIS fanfictin Archive stories I am reincarnating. This is set season 3 but was a look at what would happen if Ziva and McGee did the Bonyard mat wrestle. Oneshot.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,032 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/4/2007 - Tim M., Ziva D. - Complete
Migraine reviews
Another from the NCIS Fanfiction Archive vault, really old and set around season 3. McAbbyish. McGee programs through a migraine. Oneshot.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,825 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/4/2007 - Tim M. - Complete
Hug reviews
Another story from the crypt rescued from NCIS fanfiction Archive. This was my first sort of attempt at a McAbby hug. Set season 2 ish, so McGee still has a pronounced stutter. Oneshot.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,654 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/4/2007 - Tim M., Abby S. - Complete
First Aid 101 reviews
Another story reincarnated from the NCIS fanfiction Archive crypt. This is very old and set somewhere in early season 3. Tony has to rely on a bit of Probie first aid. Oneshot. Old. Really old. Like me really.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 789 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/4/2007 - Tim M., Tony D. - Complete
Initiation reviews
Stories from the cyrpt. This story was my first ever posted fanfic. It was on the now defunct NCIS Fanfiction Archives and I was 'defencechick'. Be kind. Set in season 3. The first time McGee gets shot.Onshot.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,464 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/3/2007 - Tim M. - Complete
Protection Detail reviews
The FBI is after the pregnant woman in McGee's bed. Six chapters, one every day or two.Now complete, off on holidays. If you need me I'll be in a cave.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,389 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/29/2007 - Published: 9/24/2007 - Tim M. - Complete
Turning the tables reviews
Jimmy is on the hunt for some of Michelle's lost underwear but finds something else. Oneshot. Written for an NFA challenge but got the conditions wrong.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 590 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Jimmy P., Ducky M. - Complete
Parallel Universe reviews
Ducky tells McGee a few home truths. A story written for the NFA Operation Hinky challenge. Rules are defined in the text see my profile for the challenge link. Now a two shot thanks to Hinky 2 discussions on NFA.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,651 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/30/2007 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Tim M., Ducky M. - Complete
First Time reviews
Written for the NCIS flashfiction 'Special Occasions' challenge. McGee remembers his first time. WARNING: SEXUAL CONTENT not explicit. Note the rating is M. Oneshot.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,335 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Tim M. - Complete
Finale reviews
Written for an NFA challenge to write the final ever NCIS episode. Contains: rain, redheads, Sarahs, nemesis hunting, endless fingerprint searches, people sleeping at work, people leaving etc and Jeanne is dead, dead, dead. About 6 chapters.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,977 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/22/2007 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Complete
Uncovered Story reviews
Written for the NFA Thom E. Gemcity challenge: to write a scene from a Thom E. Gemcity novel. This is McGee writing the ending of Rock Hollow you may recognise the scene. Spoilers for Season 4. Onshot.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,625 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Tim M. - Complete
Battlefield reviews
Centered around Gibbs' remorse when McGee is injured in a car accident. Written for a series of livejournal challenge one chapter per challenge. Sorry about the Chpt 6 false alarm. All finished chapter 6 is up.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,286 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/4/2007 - Published: 4/26/2007 - Tim M., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Blossom reviews
Written for the NFA McGiva challenge see my profile for the link. A little McGee and Ziva romance or friendship with Abby jealousy and a light touch of plot. Set Season 4. Nine chapters, one every day or two.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,555 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/4/2007 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Tim M., Ziva D. - Complete
Writer's Block reviews
A little late night mellow McAbby oneshot. Season 4 references.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,562 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Tim M., Abby S. - Complete
Trading McPlaces reviews
Abby and McGee swap bodies for a day. Silly, pointless and shamelessly without plot. A litle McAbby, but they decided it's too creepy to persue. Four chapters.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,585 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/11/2007 - Published: 5/9/2007 - Tim M., Abby S. - Complete
McGee's guide to wrecking Tony's date reviews
An accidental drugging results in McGee wrecking Tony's perfect date. Two longish chapters.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,969 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/20/2007 - Published: 4/19/2007 - Tim M., Tony D. - Complete
The kidnapping of Sarah McGee reviews
McGee's sister is kidnapped by a madman and he feels there is no one he can turn to for help. Six chapters in all. Now complete.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,083 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 3/28/2007 - Tim M. - Complete
Boxed In McGiva Style reviews
Now it's McGee and Ziva's turn to be boxed in a 'shipping' container. Oneshot.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,861 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/15/2007 - Tim M., Ziva D. - Complete
Spring Rolls reviews
Abby's plan to make spring rolls for lunch has consequences for McGee. Oneshot.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,029 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/8/2007 - Tim M. - Complete
McGee's bad day reviews
You think you've had a bad day? McGee gets the works. Oneshot. Spoilers for season 4 but not seriously, just helps you understand the depths of his misery.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,709 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/5/2007 - Tim M. - Complete
Under Other Covers reviews
Tony and McGee go undercover in more ways than one. Not slash. Now complete.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,639 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/23/2007 - Published: 2/13/2007 - Tim M., Tony D. - Complete
Repossesed reviews
The NCIS bachelors are actioned off at an NCIS charity event. Silly and pointless. Spoilers for Season 4. Inspired by the idea from LeoLass' Possession. Thanks to LeoLass for the betaing. Oneshot.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,253 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/19/2007 - Complete
Freedom reviews
Her father found out and now he is trying to kill her: Ziva's in trouble. Mainly Ziva and McGee, even hints of McGiva towards the end. Thanks to Smackalicious for the speedy betaing. Now complete.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,190 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/3/2007 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Ziva D., Tim M. - Complete
Kindred Spirits reviews
The story of how McGee had his typewriter repaired after Abby destroyed it in Bloodbath. This is the last story on his typewriter. No really. Oneshot. Thanks to LeoLass for the betaing.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,876 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/2/2007 - Tim M. - Complete
Old Wives Club reviews
McGee is kidnapped by a group of his fans. Not one for season 4 deniers. All done, going on holidays.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,066 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/10/2007 - Published: 1/8/2007 - Tim M. - Complete
Kate's Sister reviews
The team is shocked when they meet Kate's sister, who looks just like her. A drabble that kept playing around in my head. Now a two shot. No plot. Don't even ask.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,685 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/8/2007 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Complete
Grammar Lesson reviews
McGee gives Tony a lesson in grammar. Short oneshot. Thanks to LeoLass and Shellie Williams for the useful comments. Spoilers for Twisted Sister and beyond. Someone requested some more so I wrote another chapter. Now a twoshot. Upped the rating a little.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,492 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/7/2007 - Published: 1/2/2007 - Tim M., Tony D. - Complete
Snape and Hermione: Adventures in Wonderland reviews
Found this languishing on my hard disk 5 chapters in all. Hermione finds a portkey to a Slytherin puzzle world and Snape must help her return. Appologise to NCIS fans, not a McGee in sight. Now complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,966 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/30/2006 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Driven to Nightmares reviews
McGee is haunted by guilt after Driven. A bit angsty. Spoilers for, wait for it, Driven. McAbby. Onshot. Sorry about the pun in the title, I couldn't resist.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,664 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/28/2006 - Tim M., Abby S. - Complete
McGee Christmas Letter, 2006 reviews
A Christmas Letter from Tim McGee to his friends, 2006. Spoilers for all of season 4 up to and including Driven and Hiatus from Season 3. Too short and pointless for Betas so all mistakes are entirely my own. Merry Christmas everyone.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 857 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Tim M. - Complete
Roller Coaster reviews
A P.O. climbs out of a moving roller coaster and McGee's sister's childhood friend is a suspect. A little McAbby. Now complete.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,278 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/5/2006 - Published: 12/2/2006 - Tim M. - Complete
Collision Course reviews
An incident from McGee's past is causing him problems. Light and fluffy. Set in Season 4 so there is a the change in DuckyGibbs dynamics. Now complete.
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,665 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/12/2006 - Published: 11/9/2006 - Tim M. - Complete
After Gibbs reviews
Set after Hiatus, written before season 4 but inadvertantly contains spoilers. Tony leds, there is a new Probie and McGee is morphing into Tony. Finally added the last chapter even managed an obscure reference to Jimmy.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,387 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/11/2006 - Published: 9/23/2006 - Tim M. - Complete
Sleeping on the job reviews
Can Ducky save Tony, McGee and Ziva from a Gibbs' all nighter?
NCIS - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 834 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/29/2006 - Complete
Sully reviews
On the verge of proposing, McGee is shot and Tony and Abby must use their forensic skills to track down his intended. Spoilers for Singled Out. Now complete. Chapter 5: some McAbby. Chapter 6: some Tiva.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,768 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/21/2006 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Tim M., Tony D. - Complete
Not Bloodbath Night reviews
The story of what didn't happen the night Abby stayed over at McGee's in Bloodbath. A companion piece to Bloodbath Night modified to include more humour and a sex scene. Defintely McAbby. Downgraded sex scene to comply with ratings.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,246 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/8/2006 - Tim M., Abby S. - Complete
Bloodbath Night reviews
Describes what happened during the night Abby stayed at McGee's in Bloodbath. A little McAbby but no sex. I'm in Australia, we've only just seen Bloodbath. Also see Not Bloodbath Night.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,869 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/6/2006 - Tim M., Abby S. - Complete
Seasick reviews
Gibbs and Tony set up McGee to go undercover in sickbay.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,938 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/30/2006 - Published: 9/26/2006 - Tim M., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Halloween reviews
Abby's Halloween prank backfires on McGee. A little McAbby, a little bit of Tony and Abby ganging up too. Just a one shot, biding my time while wading through repeats of season 2. Yes, you read that right.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,469 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/19/2006 - Tim M. - Complete
Kidnapped reviews
A mysterious signal leads to McGee's capture. Set in season 3. Now complete. Thanks for all the wonderful feedback.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,186 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/11/2006 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Tim M. - Complete
Amnesia reviews
A practical joke from Tony gives McGee amnesia. Also on NCIS fanfic archive under 'Return to McGee'.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,611 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/31/2006 - Tim M. - Complete
Love: Geek Style reviews
Abby and McGee get in on in the coffin in the way only geeks can. Abby gets pregnant and she and McGee must deal with it. Started as a one shot, extended to 10 chapters. Defintely McAbby. Set midway season 3.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,659 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/12/2006 - Published: 8/11/2006 - Abby S., Tim M. - Complete
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