[Indeed, you've found "The Cake Fic".] It's Anna's eighteenth birthday, and all she wants to do is spend it with Elsa. The door, however, remains just as opaque and forbidding as always. This eternal barrier between them is changing her feelings daily. Can she reach her sister, if only for this one special occasion? Maybe if they could share her cake... [STRONG M for acts/themes]

As the unwitting personification of Death, reality exists to Lily through the veil of a backstage curtain, a transient stage show performed by actors who take their roles only too seriously. But as the Girl-Who-Lived, Lily's role to play is the most important of all, and come hell or high water play it she will, regardless of how awful Wizard Lenin seems to think she is at her job.

It is not paradox to rewrite history, in the breath of a single moment a universe blooms into existence as another path fades from view, Tom Riddle meets an aberration on the train to Hogwarts and the rest is in flux. AU, time travel, Death!Harry, Tom/Lily and Tom/Harry, not threesome

Somewhere in the Yeerk pool, you know someone is doing this.

Shrek likes Shadow, the most popular guy in the entire High School. But does Shadow notice Shrek? And will he ever notice Shrek? Shrek can only hope Shadow notices him someday and that they can become friends, or even boyfriends! Please leave constructive criticism, all reviews are welcome!

When Sakura was three, her father told her he was a criminal. When she was seven, the last thing she saw of him was the sword on his back. When she was eight, she had a friend named Kiba. When they were twelve, they met Shino. And when they were genin, they began to fight for the truth because they could no longer fight for the sake of Konoha.

Dai Li agents do not question their rules. Those who threaten the balance of Ba Sing Se are to be eliminated at once - no exceptions. One agent, however, finds it difficult to obey after the rules decide to silence the love of his life.

In the wake of a tragedy Dumbledore seizes an opportunity to use a mother's plea to his advantage. Unfortunately he did not factor a certain Death Eater into the equation. A Hermione is raised by the Malfoys story. (Not a part of the "Time Heals All Wounds" series)

"In the evil God's name, Jashin, amen." A phrase young Sakura, a Jashinist, has repeated countless times in her life. But when her temple is destroyed and she, the only survivor, is taken to Konoha, everything she once knew, changes. Especially when the Hokage agrees to try and save her from the darkness of her religion and upbringing, by integrating her as one of Konoha's own.

Tori and Jade don't get along. They're always fighting, even over the smallest of things. But then Tori's ex shows up at Hollywood Arts; and he's dating a girl named Melissa there. Tori tells him that she's dating someone new too. He invites her on a double date and now she's got a problem. She needs a date. Rating may change if I can get the courage to write one of those scenes

Character study. An accidental meeting brings Zetsu into Naruto's life as his tutor. With Zetsu trying to sway Naruto to his own philosophy of "the only one you can rely on is yourself", Naruto discovers that the world isn't as black and white as his tutor is, that there are at least two sides to every story, and that he has a lot to learn. Hinted NaruIno and NaruTen; grey!Naruto

After Third Impact fic. The world goes to some semblance of normality. Ikari Shinji lays in bed, unmoving, tubes and wires all over, machines beeping away. Asuka stares, horrofied, at the result of her violence. Maybe revenge tasted...bitter. AXS.R&R

This is definitely not how Ty Lee imagined meeting her girlfriend's father would go. Azula x Ty Lee AU.

On a class trip to London Harriet Lily Potter found a little black book lying on the ground, and suddenly, destiny shifted. Fem!Harry Diary!Tom Eventual TMR/HP Currently in year 5. On Hiatus. (but not abandoned)

AU Tomione. No time travel no time turners. - 'Are you not scared of him? Tom Riddle has got a rather peculiar reputation. But I'm sure it's all stupid talk. He's Head Boy after all.' - 'What kind of a reputation' - 'Er… he's… well, he seems kinda dark.'

AU. Prince Adam is never cursed and grows into a spoiled, self-centered adult. When an attempt to flee his responsibilities backfires, he ends up stranded in a small provincial town. Can he find his way out before anyone discovers who he really is? Or will his budding friendship with a beautiful but funny girl cause him to reconsider his plans entirely?

[Azula x Ty Lee] The ballad of a belatedly thawed Avatar, a civil war, a game of thrones, a rogue princess, a not-so-faux romance, and the bitter fact that no two people feel the same way at the same time. [AU, Revised 6/4/18]

Freed from her cage, Uzumaki Naruto sets out to show the world all that it takes for granted. Rated for safety. WARNING: FemNaruto, with eventual romantic relationships with male characters. Will remain unfinished. I DON'T WRITE HERE ANYMORE.

sequeal to end of the west years later and now jojo and joesph watson must investgate a conspiracy in moriah town which threatens western civilization and vaules

Obito kidnaps Naruto after Minato chose the village over his son's life. Now Obito is stuck with the newborn. He still strives for the 'Perfect' World, but will this twist of fate change his views about the world? Or will it keep pushing him into the darkness?

AU. Anakin Skywalker is captured and sold into slavery to Darth Sidious at the tender age of nine. Padmé Amidala, Queen of Naboo, faces the horrors of the Trade Federation's invasion without the help of the Galactic Senate. Both become warped by their experiences; hardened, vicious, cunning. But then they meet their match… in one another. And it changes the Republic for all time.

Naruto had gone to his last battle with Madara fully prepared to die with his enemy. He did not think he'd be manipulated by old toad sages and thrown to the far past. He did not expect to wake up in the Senju clan compound either.

Over the summer, Harry read "The Communist Manifesto". Now, he returns to Hogwarts a changed person.

Two years after the end of the Hundred Year War, and the Fire Nation has fallen into chaos and disorder. With Ozai's trial on the horizon, Fire Lord Zuko stands at what could be the defining moment of his political career…but first, he needs all the help he can get. Tyzula-centric, with some canon pairings. Plot, mystery, and intrigue sprinkled in for good measure.

When two headstrong women come together, the results can be.. explosive. An alternate result to Kim and Bonnie's exchange in the beginning of "Number One". I have done a terrible thing with a children's tv show... KiBo

It was very unexpected for the Fire Nation Princess to spare the life of an Earth Kingdom girl sentenced to death. It was more unexpected for Azula to fall in love with her. Regardless, her destiny is intertwined with Ty Lee's and there is nothing she can do to change that. Azula/Ty Lee AU.

Imagine if Team 7 had four members originally instead of just three... and the fourth is Shrek! This story chronicles the adventures of Shrek and Naruto and their twisted fates. Will have mature themes. ShrekRuto.

Naruto prays for salvation from his pain but what if to have that salvation he would have to become Jashin's avatar? Graphic Violence, Foul Language, and Possible Lemons. Naruto, Jashin. Naruto will be different due to Jashin's Influence.

While on the journey to the Southern Water Tribe to see if Katara can restore her bending, Korra finds that, unsurprisingly, Lin Beifong is the only one who really understands how it feels to be cut off from her bending. Korra also finds that Lin has suffered more than being "equalized". Linorra.

During the battle for Hogwarts, Hermione accepts to do the Unbreakable Vow with Bellatrix to protect the people she loves. But binding herself to the dark witch has more consequences than she could ever have anticipated. Cover art by batlesbo/Chloé C.

Children raised by misfortune grow into monsters. For Azula, perfection comes at a price. The coming-of-age of the girl who would master lightning and lose herself along the way.

In a world where Orochimaru is Hokage and the Hidden Villages are ruled by tyrants, Tenten finds the lines between ally and enemy blurring when a desperate strategy lands her in the company of enigmatic strangers who wear black cloaks with red clouds. DeiTen and NejiTen. Contains adult themes.

An AU Fic chronicling the Harry Potter character's development in a world with the most mystical of items, the Dagger of Foreboding. Will cover all seven years and will ship Harry. Is actually a humorous take on the HP universe and some notable fanfic tropes, told with complete earnestness. While the author might be aware that it's a comedy, the characters and narrator aren't.

Hitler Fucks Hatsune Miku

During the final fight with Crocodile, Luffy makes a mistake and ends up dead. His heart stops beating for over nine minutes, before he is finally resuscitated. Who knew what a difference those nine minutes would make? Luffy/harem.

God bless the children. Of all creatures on this earth or any other, surely there are no more wondrous products in His grand design.

In a world where Voldemort never existed, Bellatrix Black is a cynical and dour detective working for the Department of Magical Law Enforcement, subdivision Magical Homicides. When she is tasked to solve a murder at Hogwarts, a certain resident genius called Hermione Granger happens to be her prime suspect. AU, Bellamione, liberal amounts of fluff.

Hiraga Saito is a fleshed out character. Louise Françoise isn't happily whipping people. The summoning ritual does precisely what it says on the tin, summoning creature to be branded and then enslaved by the influence of the mark. There is nothing happy about it. Familiar of Zero, with 'For The Laughs' removed. How bleak are things, really?

"Anti-racism is code for anti-white!" Unfortunate words that shattered her life. And then the girl that broke it further. Perhaps there was a faint glimmer of hope lurking, perhaps things could be put back together. Modern AU. Not about Napoleon. No, seriously. I promise.

A game with only one chance. A game that has no pausing, no reverts, no checkpoints, no destination. A game where the XP you gain isn't from fighting a dragon, but from fighting your friends and family. In short, this game is a bitch. At least it's got awesome graphics.

Anna is haunted by the mistakes of her past, living a broken life. Anna finds a second chance in the form of Elsa, an adorably introverted goth girl who only wears black clothing. Anna falls intensely in love with Elsa, bringing some meaning into her bleak life. As they become more intimate, Anna discovers some disquieting secrets about the girl in black. Elsanna. Modern AU.

Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.

Kim is dating Eric much to the chagrin of one love struck sidekick. However an unexpected opportunity presents itself and Ron screws up his courage for the confession of a life time. Too bad he gave it to the wrong girl.

Harry Potter eventually eats a sandwich and discusses life with a famous author.

The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.

Futurefic. Violet/Klaus V/K The Baudelaires are on the run, in the last months before Violet's 18th birthday.

The nine-tailed demon fox. Its mighty tails can crumble mountains, cause tsunamis, and set things on fire. Lots of fire. It might have been better if she actually were an evil entity bent on destroying the world. Yes, she. AU pseudo-x-over.

Avoidance of death provides a powerful impetus for Lord Voldemort to use more than one method to stay alive. If the Horcruxes were not his final play, what would happen? Would it be worth the price he will pay? Hermione finds herself out of place and out of time. What will she do when there is nowhere to run? A Tomione pairing that morphs into LV/Hermione. Reviews welcome!

Sansa slips into shadows. She can play Joffrey's games or perish on his horrific playground. She realizes she must invent a new persona to suit her mad king's desires. Joffrey is plagued by unsettling flashbacks that may explain his gruesome hobbies. As the memories become more vivid,he must face a very dark secret he repressed during childhood. Now they play in shadows. Together.

Sasuke was not really happy with his team. The shy Hyuuga, and the laziest person he'd ever known where not people he'd have picked. But he never expected how a blue-eyed, blond-haired, and newly minted jonin would transform them all into a true team. A journey in a dangerous world, and a fight to get out from the shadow of his brother, the Godaime Hokage Itachi Uchiha. AU

Sex is good, and people should be happy.

Having spent over fifty years as a notebook the fragment of soul who still refers to himself as Tom Riddle regains influence over the mortal plane and finds reality to be an ephemeral thing while Harry Potter, a young boy of eight, discovers that things both are and are not what they seem. AU

Nothing changed. They still tolerated each other with mutual enmity. But they didn't foresee what was coming, and soon find that they aren't the same persons they once were. (Warning: Incest). [Complete]

Hermione's in hell and all her nightmares have come true. She's turned into a brainless bimbo and is failing all her classes quite spectacularly. Her teachers have, in fact, already given up on her and just sit back and watch her flunk all her NEWTs. Yes, it's nothing but hell for Hermione. On the upside, things can hardly get any worse. Right?

In an AU where the Shichibukai were born into a different generation, there are seven pirates who will join forces. In another reality, they could have each shook the world on their own. In this universe, the Shichibukai will all join under a single pirate flag, and the world will shatter.

AU. Elsanna. (Not incest). A saleswoman shows up to Elsa's house and Elsa desperately tries to get rid of her, but storm warning sirens start to go off. Not wanting the woman to go out in the storm, Elsa invites her in to come down to her basement with her. She has a feeling that this is going to be a long storm.

AU as of Episode 9. Amon never shows up, and Tarrlok succeeds in his plan to escape Republic City and take Korra with him as a hostage.

COMPLETE: A broken time turner shouldn't have sent me back so far. It was unprecedented. Stepping on it-smashing it-nothing should have happened. At most, I should have lost a week. At worst, I should have disappeared altogether. I shouldn't have traveled back fifty-two years; half a bloody century. This should not have happened. HG/TR.

Nature brought the tornado, Team Rocket got them stuck in it, Age caused the building's collapse, and Bad Luck did the rest. But none of them are to blame for electrocuting Ash to the point of brain damage. That's all on Pikachu.

As a housewife's family crumbles, she reaches out in desperation, but the mysterious young man has his own dark, twisted designs on her world. As she spirals into a sea of lust and desire, will she remember her goal? M for language, STRONG sexual content.

A bittersweet coming-of-age story for fans of good writing. Lily died, and left James to raise a stranger's son alone. In the shadows of Azkaban, Harry learns from Dementors and Death Eaters, while in the caverns of the sea a mysterious power awaits the chance to steal his soul. Warnings inside.

Being ignored and gazed at with hatred can lead someone to become a boisterous and loud orange-wearing shinobi, but it can also drive him to become a silent and invisible introvert. Of the two, Naruto takes the logical choice for a future in the Ninja World. Team Sai-Naruto-Sakura. No pairings. Future of bloodshed and grittiness assured.

This a fic for real niggahs.

Married Rachel and single g!p Quinn are involved in a dom/sub affair. What happens when the insecure blonde falls for the unattainable brunette, who refuses to touch her g!p and denies her an orgasm...every single time? WARNING: language, sex, etc.

The finale battle is over, but dystopia reigns. Hermione and Bellatrix are well aware that there are still personal wars to be fought. AU Dark!fluff. Smut. Bellamione. Minerva, Narcissa, Draco, and a slew of other characters make appearances. Told from various POVs. For mature audiences only (18 & up). UNDER CONSTRUCTION.

A powerful yet taboo love enraptures both Elsa and Anna in its wake. While the two attempt to balance running a kingdom and their love, little did they know Fate itself was playing a cruel game with them. With a demon Prince hounding them, the two sisters are forced into a twisted tale of love, despair, trauma, and cold revenge. Rated M for VERY dark themes and for Elsanna.

Why is Harry Potter considered the worst firebender in Gryffindor? Why doesn't he want to be noticed? Probably the same reason he dreams of drowning every night. [Harry Potter characters in an AU with magic replaced by the elemental powers of Avatar: The Last Airbender / Legend of Korra. Full summary inside.]

Are Murderers born? Or are they made? When Hermione is sent to the past she is forced to become acquainted with someone she knew she'd hate for the rest of her life. Rated M for later chapters.

Sent back in time by a mysterious person and trapped in the past with a missing Dumbledore and an overbearing, charismatic Dark Lord, they had no idea how much they could dabble with before the world they had known shattered into pieces.

An Arlong x Nami one-shot. Rated M for lemon. "He had never been kissed, or kissed anyone. His nose had always prevented that, and even overlooking that, his sharp teeth were more than enough to scare anyone away. Until now."

1792, just before the beginning of the French Revolutionary Wars. Two noble siblings run away from home. A courtesan struggles against the fall of Venice. When Lelouch and Nunnally are separated, they swear vengeance against the Revolution. While the latter takes up arms, Lelouch falls for the green-haired courtesan - and the bloody banner of the Revolution marches on ... LxC

Timmy gets sent to his room for sexist comments to Vicky. He decides to see how 'easy' it is to be a woman by wishing for the body of a woman as old as Vicky is. But Vicky catches 'Tina' playing with her new body, and things take a kinky 'Turner'. YURI

Harry is a prisoner, and Bellatrix has fallen from grace. The accidental activation of Bella's treasured heirloom results in another chance for Harry. It also gives him the opportunity to make the acquaintance of the young and enigmatic Bellatrix Black as they change the course of history.

They say there are many things a wizard shouldn't do while ridiculously drunk; flying, apparition, and testing unknown spells just to name a few. But as the BWL just learned, listening to one of your equally as drunk godfather's 'brilliant ideas' is another one of the things you just shouldn't do. DISCONTINUED

The Red Monsoons treated Korra well, even if she was just a thug for them. As long as they believed she was only a waterbender, everything would continue as normal. But everything may change when a member of the Agni Kais sees her fire bending.

In any other reality, they would have been called the Eleven Supernovas, and each of them would be notorious in their own right. In THIS reality however, they would come together under the same captain, be part of the same crew: The Straw-Hat Pirates. AU

Harry is thrown thirty years into the past during the Horcrux Hunt and decides to enact sweeping changes with the help of the gorgeous Black Sisters. This is a dark comedy with some horror elements mixed in but WARNING: THIS FIC WILL CONTAIN GRAPHIC DEPICTIONS OF DEATH, GORE, AND ONE INSTANCE OF RAPE! R&R please!

Harry Potrovski is a spoiled little Russian brat, until the day the military picks him up for conscription. He finds out his parents were top-class generals in the Russian army, but were killed by misfired shells from America. Harry now goes to "Forwarts", a respected military academy so that he can avenge his parents' death in the coming war against Capitalism.

One-shot. Set just after "The Boiling Rock." Aang and the others learn the story of how Zuko got his scar from the newcomer Chit Sang, who thought the prince had been killed three years ago.

A girl from the real world falls into the One Piece world and finds herself on the Thousand Sunny. But why is the ship deserted? What happened to the crew? And how do Trafalgar Law, the Heart Pirates, and the so-called Pirate Queen factor in all of this? A contemplative, comprehensive take on OCs, Mary Sues and their parodies, all deconstructed with a macabre twist. Not a bashfic!

After the deaths of Fleur and almost everyone he ever cared about, Harry decides to undertake his most dangerous and daring mission yet. His task - to pull them back from the icy grip of Death. Yet there are other machinations at play in the shadows... seems like someone has a Death Wish.

AU. For a hundred years, the Fire Nation has harried its enemy across lives, deaths, and nations. In the chaos, the Avatar Spirit takes a terrible risk. Being born as the Spirit of the World can't change who you are, but maybe things will work out for the Balance ... Avatar Azula.

Tarrlok has survived the explosion on the boat, but is horribly burned. As the council thinks he is their best hope for tracking down and fighting Amon, the city decides to treat him despite his crimes. Even though she never would have wanted want to do it on her own, Korra is forced into healing him. NOT a quick hurt/comfort. Mostly T, but some chapters have more explicit content

What happens when the paths of two highly intelligent hypersexuals cross?

Satirical parody humorous trollfic. Hodor is not really the Stark stable boy. In reality, he is the son of Tywin Lannister, who was forced to work in Winterfell his entire life. Now, the Lannisters have rescued their long lost brother, and returned him to his rightful home in Casterly Rock. But we all know the Lannisters' love for incest, and Hodor has his eager eyes on Jaime...

A simple choice: today or tomorrow? Conceived a day earlier, a heroine, not a hero, is born. With every step, with every waking breath, Harriet Lily Potter rewrites history. But is the world truly ready to be rewritten? Does Ginny Weasley fully comprehend what it might mean to befriend this lonely, love-starved girl? - Femslash&Het - H/G main - Full summary inside -BACK FROM HIATUS

A dark tale of romance between Konoha's flower and the Akatsuki's immortal. Rated for Hidan, graphic violence and lemon.

My response to pudgypudge's Jiongu challenge. Watch as Naruto is mentored by Kakuzu to become a powerful ninja and bounty hunter, and follow him as he discovers that his new life requires a payment in blood to live successfully. Jiongu!Naruto; Naruto/Fū. Sequels up.

Son of Suns Trilogy Part I AU set at the end of TESB. When Luke and his companions are caught over Bespin and taken to Coruscant, Palpatine begins to systematically take apart Luke's life to create a new Sith, gradually turning him against his allies, his father and his beliefs with devastating consequences. Action/Drama/Romance Luke/Mara, Vader, Han/Leia, Mothma, Madine. COMPLETE

All she's ever wanted is to confirm her existence. All he's ever wanted is to immortalize his existence. And somewhere along the way, they realize the only part that really matters is simply existing together.

The blood wards around Privet Drive have a disastrous effect on Harry Potter's magical development, leaving him unable to use a wand. But there are other kinds of magic, and other paths to power. Harry/many witches. No horcruxes.

Galactic Federation Penal Code Sec. 46.08. DEFINITIONS. In this chapter: 1. "Pirate" means one who redistributes commercial resources without authorization. a. A person commits this offense if, while a vessel is involved in interstellar commerce a pirate attempts to interfere with its authorized progress to a destination. b. An offense under this section is penalized by death.

Growing up with a pack of Demons is easy, especially when the older he gets, the more a demon Naruto becomes. But when the pack is killed by shinobi, Naruto vows revenge by learning to use his ever growing Chakra. Meeting team Seven, his journey begins.

NOW COMPLETE. Hermione is inwardly struggling to be the perfect wife and mother. Understanding comes from a shocking source. And a certain former Death Eater is equally horrified by his reaction to seeing the muggle-born again. M readers only. LM/HG

The British magical community is on the verge of collapse. Two factions at war for what's left of society, Hermione's fled the country, Ron's losing himself, Tonks is dying, Luna's been murdered & Harry's living alone in Gringotts. A Harry Potter Mystery.

After the war is over Harry wants to protect his godson Teddy Lupin, but he isn't sure how. Andromeda Tonks has a few interesting suggestions for him.

Light's twin brother Dark moves in with them! What secrets does he have? Has cusses and Sayu/Misa. EDIT: His other sister Night Yagami will come as well! Find her secrets too!

Three wands with the same core brings together three hearts. A magic unlike anything else the world has ever seen. A tale of love, friendship and betrayal that brings together those who never should have been and tears apart everything that once was. [Bellamione] [Hermione/Narcissa] [Hermione/Andromeda] [Bellatrix/Narcissa] Part 1 of the trilogy.

Book 1 of 3 of the 'Toujours Pur' series •Bellatrix/Narcissa•

Five years after his defeat the shade of Voldemort visits Harry Potter, and has a slight accident with one of his Horcruxes. The Dark Lord wanted a new body, but this isn't what he had in mind.

Back by popular demand! Artemis's feelings for Holly are exposed in his bold actions. How will Holly respond, and what will become of their future? Is it possible for a human to be with a fairy? Rated M for serious lemons.

On that fateful day, two Potters were born. One was destined to be the Boy-Who-Lived. The other was forgotten by the Wizarding World. Now, as the Triwizard Tournament nears, a strange boy is contracted to defend a beautiful girl.

We have the testimony of Harry, but witnesses can be notoriously unreliable, especially when they have only part of the story. This is a biography of Severus Snape from his birth until his death. It is canon-compatible, and it is Snape's point of view.

Pseudo intellectuals discuss Tetris. In their latest adventure, the gang navigates wine and Tetris and more in San Fran on April 20, 2012.

Narcissa and Bellatrix spend their days together as sisters do...for the most part. Incest, later, so be aware. Not to mention general debauched dialog and shenanigans along the way. It gets dark in here, people. Remember lumos? Hear a playlist for this story by visiting the link on my profile! Equal parts NM/DM NM/BL.

AU. Bella's always been a little different. Glowing skin and malfunctioning electrical devices are only a small part of the problem. No, Bella's also attracted a vampire. A vampire who's name doesn't end in 'Cullen'. Victoria/Bella Femslash

Excerpts of a 123-year love letter from Gotham to London, ongoing.

To me, life was a heartbeat in time and a breath of air. Jasper showed me it was truth, justice, faith, love, and fear. He dared me to be different. He encouraged me to defy the rules of my world and create my own. And on my last day, he took it all.

A difference of a few seconds can change a life. The difference of a few minutes stained Harry's hands with blood - but for the Dark Lord, it was insufficient. After all, you do not need to kill a man to utterly destroy him. Harry/Tonks

Post war, Draco struggles with finding his place in his own world, and a darkness that lingers within him. His mother struggles with his struggle...and one of her own. Hear Practicing Peacock's playlist from my profile!

Naomily AU with the rest of the gang - Naomi is new at college, quiet and shy, while Emily is a self-imposed social outcast and troublemaker, determined to push everyone away...lots of angst...romance...and a bit of humour...

A smut written to fulfill your cravings for the greatest ship in the entire Harry Potter series.

Hermione/Bellatrix pairing. Bellatrix abducts Hermione and keeps her prisoner, but an ancient magic threatens to change both their lives in ways they never thought were possible.

Ultima ratio - the last resort. At last the day of the Final Battle against Lord Voldemort has come. Harry, Ron and Hermione fight bravely against their nemesis - but then something goes wrong. And Hermione finds herself alone in a precarious situation.

They had wanted the Potter boy, but the mudblood would do just fine. •Bellatrix/Narcissa• •Bellatrix/Hermione•

When Zelda wrestles with her decisions concerning her country's welfare, she comes to accept that she is a trophy of war. But with the Hero in the sights of the Dark Lord, can she do more to draw Ganondorf's attention away? [Now in the process of a rewrite titled 'Under Grey Skies - Relaunch', which will include the fabled epilogue.]

Sakura thought she was a capable kunoichi until she died in the Chuunin Exam. Now she's stuck in a loop, dying again and again while she struggles to understand her strange predicament. How hard can it be to pass one stupid test? Sakura/Naruto/Hinata

My mind is trapped in circles, my loneliness pressing in. Unable to speak, I reach for her spark. In her eyes, I find my partner. In her command, I find my freedom. Together, we open our lives to something more. AU/AH, D/s, male sub.

When Mai went out into the forest to vent a little, she never dreamed that she would be caught by a giant spirit bug who wanted to steal her face. But it was okay, because she was going to get out of this.

Craig Tucker is sick. Craig Tucker is stalking Tweek. And Craig Tucker knows that he wants Tweek all to himself more than anything else in the entire world. Craig/Tweek WARNING: DO NOT READ IF EASILY UPSET.

Edward is a sugar addicted seventeen-year old who thinks he is a vampire. He is in love with Charlie Swan, who drives in the town's supply of sugar every week. But when Bella arrives, she decides to destroy their relationship and take Edward for her own.

A deal struck over secrets and hidden lust; you're just begging the pressure to drown you.

*Who will Harry end up with after turning into a girl!* femHarry/Draco Ron AND Pansy bashing Make sure to write lots of reviews for me!

Minerva understands why one ought to be very, very careful. (Sequel to Another Story Entirely) F/F

Distraught over Ginny's death in the final battle, Harry gambles desperately and travels back in time to set things right. Unfortunately, not everything goes as planned. A twist on the classic Soul Bond tale.

Olaf and the Baudelaires meet again, with life-changing consequences for Olaf and Violet.

Naruto finds he is flung back in time and must repeat the entire Chunin exam over and over and over, until he gets it right and possibly saves Konoha in the bargain.

Cold and analytical, Isabella Swan sees the world through shaded eyes, remembering what she can't forget.

This is disturbing, poorly written and discusting! Enjoy!

Zoro could always see the threads of emotion connecting people but not until he saw Sanjis did he care. A San/Zo thing I did for 30 piece over on LJ. I will get the rest of them up soon but figured the ones near a 1,000 words could get their own entry.

[Crackfic. Probably abandoned.] If you're a young, hormonal, teenage boy and notice that your very female clone is quite attractive, what are you going to do? Experiment, right? Only, when his clone fails to dispell because she's pregnant with himself, things begin to get strange.

An obsession that destroys everything it touches.

Edward is a killer. But it can't be explained away by his vampire nature. He's just a sociopathic, human teenager. CAN I MAKE A LOVE STORY OUT OF THIS? ExB.

The one thing Charlie Swan regretted the most was that he never got to see his little girl grow up.

The story of Light's love affair with his mirror. Part-kidfic, part autoerotic smut set in early canon.

This TV show will destroy you. And Shinji Ikari doesn't care.

Zuko and Aang switch places. What would happen if Zuko was the last Airbender and Aang was the outcast, Fire Nation Prince? AU.

What if the device in This Year's Girl that caused Faith and Buffy to switch bodies had been damaged in their battle...how might it have worked differently?

Kyle has a problem, and it seems that there's only one solution to it. Slash, Kyle/Cartman.

The victim of a spell gone awry, Buffy finds herself trapped in Victorian London, where she meets a man surprisingly familiar to her. Winner of twenty-seven awards, including three Best WIPs. Thanks to all who review!

On separate missions to Iwagakure, Kisame and Hinata bump into each other in an unlikely accident. What is a good Akatsuki to do with a lonely little leaf ninja? Kidnap her, of course! Rated M for language, violence and lemons. Please Review!

Cartman and Kyle are trapped in an ice cream parlour in the early hours of the morning. To pass the time, Cartman decides to read a list of reasons he hates Kyle. Then the police show up. Some slash.

Curious George and the Man in the Yellow Hat decide to take a vacation in France, not knowing the trouble that brews in Paris.

Complete. AU from 309 onwards. Following a botched mission, Sakura is made a slave by Sound, a position that could very well alter the future…especially concerning a certain familiar missing-nin. SasuSaku.

In an alternate timeline, Samus and Ridley go to High School together. What will happen? Nobody knows! FINAL CHAPTER UP NOW!

Disguised as a girl, Naruto will spy on Kage level kunoichi at the Cute Polar Bear Hot Springs Festival. On a related note, Sasuke deals with his growing attration to a mysterious new kunoichi. Also, the first ever Iruka Love Polygon. That I'm aware of.

AU: Vader finds Leia at an early age. Is the redemption of the Dark Lord at hand? Or will the Princess fall into darkness. Follow Leia as she grows up to be a loving daughter, dependable friend, swoop bike fanatic, chic shopaholic, and Sith Lord.

What happens when the last two people on Earth can't stand each other?

This story takes place in an alternate Avatar universe where Katara and Sokka never discovered Aang in the iceberg. Told from Azula’s POV. Azula/Katara pairing.

a harrowing tale of star crossed lovers as they fight against a world that wont accept them with only love on their side mxfxmxowl. EXPLICIT

A somewhat surreal, Zoro-centric fic in which the swordsman is wandering around an unfamiliar city while in the company of talking birds. Post-EL, with eventual spoilers for early Thriller Bark as well. Rated high for strong language. Epilogue added.

First she hates him. Then she uses him. Eventually she will succumb to his charms and she will love him. The rest are just details. LxMisa.

Naruto was the ideal shinobi, a cold killer twisted by the Kyuubi's demonic whisperings. When he is placed onto a Genin team, new bonds develop. Now this living machine struggles with his dark past and what it means to be human. Now complete.

When she accepted the graveyard shift of border patrol, Temari expected to find nothing but snakes and scorpions nestled between the dunes of dark sand. Amongst them, the last thing she expected to find was a missing nin out for a midnight prayer.

Uzumaki Naruto has been many things to many people. To some, he is a friend, a comrade, and perhaps even a hero. To others, he is an enemy, a nuisance, and a villain. But he's never been a god before.

On his way to the Lars homestead, Obiwan is ambushed and loses baby Luke. Luke is discovered and raised to adulthood... by Sandpeople.

In which Harry has Petunia's love, though it makes him bleed. RE-EDITED Rated M For masochism, drug abuse, and other mature themes

Lily Evans likes Bellatrix Black. Bellatrix Black likes blood. Slashy, plotty, sexy. 93% canon compliant! Please note the presence of some heavy darkness, as well as bloodplay. Feel free to review, if yeh want.

Desperate to fulfill her arranged marriage with an unwilling Draco, Pansy comes up with a clever scheme to snag him, but things do not go according to plan. PansyxPercy

A Marxist critique of Tetris.

AU What if Harry knew he was a wizard and about the prophecy before he went to Hogwarts? What if he was kicked out of the Dursleys and decided to attend Hogwarts disguised as a muggleborn? Harry Ginny

A thought is a meaningless electrospasm. To dream is to imagine that which is all but unfathomable. Comprehensibility is variable and not guaranteed. This is not lucid. This is the Reality Zone. FINISHED.

After five years of absence, Naruto returns to Konoha to complete a mission of the upmost importance. Along the way, he reflects upon the events that brought them together. NaruKin, rated T for violence and mild fluff.

Tobi, Sakura, Madara. A handful of rumors. A sheet of acid rain. The silent collapse of a century and a half. And so the monster came.

By the age of seven, Harry Potter hated his home, his relatives and his life. However, an ancient demonic artefact has granted him the powers of a Fallen and now he will let nothing stop him in his quest for power. AU: Slight Xover with Dresden Files

A post DH AU in three parts. We all craft our own happy endings. Even in the best of all possible worlds, romances decay and constellations fall from the sky, but Remus Lupin will pin them back up in a world that has already forgotten what he sacrificed.

The title explains itself.

Some opportunities are best left unexplored: Shinji and Rei done to the tune of Oedipus the King.

He put down the cello. No music would come tonight, not with all the rain outside. And tomorrow would be exactly the same, wouldn't it? Finished.

Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.

When time makes it worse. ScotttenormanCartman

Boone's life as a teenager before the crash and his relationship with Shannon and his family. It's over! I finished!

Familiar faces in the Italy of the High Renaissance. Alexander, an innocent novice of the Catholic Church, runs into notorious mercenary Guglielmo il Sanguinante, and finds himself embroiled in intrigue, mystery, and temptation.

Abandon hope all ye who enter here! A GrimMandy Romance set against a backdrop of Dante Alighieri's version of Hell with twists of Greek mythology scattered throughout.

What if Wormtail hadn't told Lord Voldemort the Potters hideout. What if he took Harry straight to him instead? A Dark Harry fanfic. AU Mild HG

Kigo. Kim and Shego are straight, archenemies, and trapped in an alternate reality, just the two of them. This is how they fall in love.

AU. Kigo. Kim is a hero, an author, and a painter who can do anything, except get a date. That probably explains why Bonnie gives her a card to an escort service.

CSICharlie and the Chocolate Factory DeppMovie crossover. A young man is found in the desert, having been drowned in chocolate. Who would want him dead, and what does he have to do with a reclusive chocolatier from London?

[AU] [TAKE NOTE OF THE RATING, THIS IS A DARKER FIC WHICH DEALS WITH THE ISSUE OF RAPE, DUBCON, STOCKHOLM SYNDROME AND OTHER ADULT THEMES] Mulan left the Tung Shao Pass before Shan Yu & his men climbed out of the snow. The rest of the Hun army arrived and Shan Yu is in power. Part 1 finished, Part 2 to be a separate story. [COMPLETE]

What could possibly have MarySues, love triangles, crazy children, impulsive romances, and bad grammar? It can only be……The Clichéd Plots.

Atypical SamusXRidley fic, with apologies to William Blake and many others.

Eric Cartman has had enough. He says his final goodbyes to those close to him. Rating for a bit of language, just to be safe.

It waits, even when you abandon hope, even when you swear never again. AU, rated for language and sexuality. Complete.

This is AU like a mug. Shego is a cop and Kim...well, you won't believe what Kim is.

Shannon hated the way she couldn't resist him, and she couldn't face the fact that she loved him. Shannoncentric, seriously shipping Shoone, mostly preisland. COMPLETE.

Everything has a price. Charlie is beginning to hate Mr. Wonka's hands.

Mugen reminisces. MxF NC

River perceives with her senses and thinks about love. SimonRiver, oneshot. WARNING crazy space incest, mature themes but not explicit.

Hermione Granger dies in a potions accident during her final year at Hogwarts. She's not thrilled when she comes back as a ghost, and really not happy at the idea of spending eternity haunting Severus Snape's classroom. This story is being reposted.