So how is everyone out there in Fanfiction land? I know, I know, I'm a son-of-a-bitch and tough to get in touch with but the world just keeps on turning and my life and work have been turned upside-down in recent years. My god, has it really been so long since I've logged on to this site?

Unfortunate news is that I'm trying desperately to be a really author of original fiction but possess nowhere near the nerve or focus to finish. As it stands very little is really accomplished other than volumes of brainstorming materials and little to no actual writing. On that subject I realize that I haven't updated anything recently (or for years as the case may be) but looking through the old material I see all the mistakes I made or how I wrote myself into a corner and it brings me to the inevitable conclusion that everything needs serious revision or rewriting - something I feel that I unfortunately cannot spend time enough on to please even myself. And so I make the following announcement:

ALL MY STORIES ARE UP FOR ADOPTION! If anyone has the imagination or wherewithal to take on any of my stories shoot me a message (I promise I'll actually read them this time) and I'll tell you the plans I had for each story.

In other news I've started reading a heavy amount of Harry Potter fanfiction lately (the original novel I'm working on is a tween fantasy) and have written half a drabble. I'll post it here but please don't expect anything since my track record on finishing any of my stories is abysmal.

Update (07/26/2012):

I'm now up on FictionPress as SuekeiichiKaiton1

http://www.fictionpress.info/u/859259/

And I've begun posting what I have of my original fiction

Cheers!

Update (10/3/12):

Yes I'm still here and working on the next chapter of Turn of The Shrew! Please be patient a little longer!

Update (10/26/12):

Just started a new job so haven't had much time to work on HP&ToS. I'm posting what I've got now and will update with more when I have the time.

I like strong protagonists (or taking neutral protags and making them strong), I like quirky or uncommon matchups in my fanfiction and I like smutty fanfiction most of all. Currently the favorite matchups are:

Harry Potter/Bellatrix Lestrange [Hellatrix]

Harry Potter/Narcissa Malfoy [Narry]

Harry Potter/Hermione Granger (not rare but in my mind the only true pairing) [Harmony]

Harry Potter/Nymphadora Tonks [Honks]

Ranma/Kodachi

Ranma/Kiima

And pretty much any unusual crossover pairing. I especially like a mature Ranma/Sailor Moon or Ranma/Harry Potter (although the latter is surprisingly hard to find and seems to be dead...I may try my hand at that once I have Taming out of my head)

Update (11/14/12):

HP&TS Chapter 5 is now complete! I won't upload a teaser chapter this time so can someone (anyone) let me know if followers get a notification that the chapter was edited?

Thanks!

Update (12/20/12):

HP&TS Chapter 6 is progressing slowly due to increasing real world work-load. Still in process. Trying to not be as naughty as I want to be (due to 's restrictions) and failing miserably.

In other news, is anyone out there an illustrator? I need someone with actual artistic talent (I doodle but can't illustrate worth shit) to help develop concepts for my original fiction. Big opportunity for regular or anime-inspired illustrators to help a struggling author (plus I guarantee if you like Anime/Manga there's so much of that in my original fiction you'll feel right at home) and draw some really sick shit! Zombies and robots and vampires and technology mixed with costume designing and character building. So if anyone is interested PM me!

Also, big help if you live in Massachusetts, Metro West since actually sitting down and going over things is usually more helpful than Skype or email.

Cheers!

Update (7/15/13):

No one responded to my call for help (not that I blame you) and work has been kicking my ass lately. Work is still ongoing. I'm not dead yet...

Update (7/19/13):

I'm going to experiment with releasing smaller 'scenes' instead of whole chapters - hopefully once a week...hopefully. Let me know what you think about it and also what you think about the story!

Update (7/29/13):

Due to the polarizing effect HP&TToTS' last chapter had, I will be making clear warning labels to the chapter in question regarding gore and rape. Also, just in case the fic is taken down here for subject matter, you can find it on HPFanfiction Archive. I'll be transferring any updates from here to there. PM me if you'd like...

Update (7/31/13):

Is anyone else having a problem editing the titles of their chapters? FF won't let me alter the Chapter names? Don't trust the titles! In each update I'll indicate any changes to previous chapters.

Update (9/10/13):

Works been a slog recently and a massive conference has thrown my writing time into disarray. Unfortunately, the word file I've been working from for the latest scene has been corrupted...thus losing the three-to-four pages I've written. Maybe it's for the best since I wasn't satisfied with what I wrote but that means an update will probably not happen until next week. Don't lose hope, I'm still writing.