Zoophide bio
 Author has written 49 stories for Lord of the Rings, Elder Scroll series, Warcraft, Aliens/Predator, Hobbit, and Fallout. CURRENTLY WORKING ON: Pretty much focused on getting the Legion story arc written in Diary of a Mad Gamer Chick. Added a new 'catch-all' for the many plot bunnies that have sprung into life as I've chugged along on the Diary, in the form of Mad Gamer Chick Universe: Concurrencies. That is now the home of short side stories involving characters 'exposed' to Karie in her travels. Prepare yourself for a roller-coaster ride. While I've been writing this and that for decades, I've really stepped it up in the last year or so here on FFN. My attention shifts wildly, which should explain the large number of WIPs on my profile, in varying states of completeness. But even if I ignore a story for a long, looooong time, rest assured I will complete it. Some day. Getting Orcs Laid 101 I'm sure you're all wondering why I have a 'penchant' for writing about these rough-housing beasts and their complicated love lives. When I figure it out, I'll let you know. ;) Ultimately, these stories seem to be variations on the 'Beauty and the Beast' theme, except the Beast doesn't physically transform into a handsome prince at the end. He's a beast from start to finish, but maybe he's a little… nicer… at the end. Maybe he has some beauty inside of him that won't come out unless someone goes looking for it. Who better to look for and find beauty than… a Beauty? So yes, I go to great lengths to get Orcs laid. But it's only a small part of the story. Read on. It's all about the journey, folks. For most of these guys, it's a frickin' slog. My LOTR Black Speech is from the Land of Shadow (/) dialect exclusively. You may consult the dictionary on that site if you want to know the meanings of the majority of my OC Orcs' names. They were often selected to reflect particular character traits. ;) Other Stuff Zoop's Den of Orcs (/) - filled to the brim with an endless stream of Orcs, Orks, and Orsimer - come for the green, stay for the sexy ;) Zoop on deviantArt (/) - home of all my sketchings - not all of what I draw gets linked here, but a huge percentage of it involves Orcs Original work on FictionPress - there is no end to the Orcs in the world(s) according to Zoop :D (NOTE: Assemble at the Gates has been removed.) A NOTE ABOUT MY UNFINISHED FICS
BUT I have not abandoned anything, nor am I likely to allow adoption of a seemingly homeless fic. I have plans/schemes for everything unfinished, and a lot of what's unstarted. Plus I'm working on a novel. There are only so many hours in a day, and most of mine are taken up with RL. HINT: A nice ANOTHER HINT: I'm notoriously awful about spoilering my own fics. If you're dying to know what I'm planning, PM me and I'll talk your ear off. ;) EXTRA BITS AND PIECES FOR EACH FIC OUT OF ALL PROPORTIONS (Lord of the Rings series) Part I: Misfire of Global Proportions (Complete) Nûrzgrat (/a/img543/671/nurzgrat.jpg) Fan Art: Morkoth (/art/Uruk-hai-305246491), by *arowell Part II: Hookup of Epic Proportions Hugs (/art/Hugs-339977932) Fan Art: Nûrzgrat & Brytta (/#/d5rfyk3), by noirart23 Snaga (/art/Snaga-d-349707029) Fan Art by helenamarkos: Shagal (/hphotos-prn1/21725_10200611173351974_49397370_n.jpg) Part III: Reconciliation of Mammoth Proportions (on hold pending Hookup rewrite completion) Nûrzgrat (/gallery/#/art/Nurzgrat-Improved-440194315) Fan Art by pixelerrante: What Are You Thinking? (/post/113264462774/yay-wipping-dunno-if-ill-be-coloring-this-im) Part IV: Urban Sprawl of Gigantic Proportions (coming eventually!) Part V: Title TBD (one of these days!) PROPORTIONATE RELATIONS (side fics related to the Out of All Proportions series) Bread from Buckland (Complete) Fell Winter (Complete) Narmiburr (/#/art/Narmiburr-by-Zoop-428401518) Globatish (Complete) Isengard's Deceit: Half Truths and Half Orcs (Complete) Isengard's Deceit: The Death of Uglûk (Complete) Isengard's Deceit: What Little Girls Are Made Of Golmudalug (/art/Golmudalug-480734866) Escaping Isengard (Complete) Aandar (/photos/94558428@N08/8745884706/in/photostream) The Healer's Oath (Complete) Family Proportions: Reunions and Revelations Part 1 (coming eventually!) Family Proportions: Reunions and Revelations Part 2 (coming eventually!) Orcs in Bree-Town (working title - featuring Benny, grandson of Morkoth and Sandy) (coming eventually!) Mordor's Conceit: Shagrat Saves the Orcs (coming eventually!) STAND-ALONE STORIES PLANNED: 3, 4, 5... you just never know ;) CURE FOR BOREDOM (Lord of the Rings series) Cure for Boredom (Complete) Cure for Boredom: The Handmaid's tale A LITTLE THIS AND THAT (Lord of the Rings series) A Little R and R Grief (/photos/94558428@N08/9372760695/) SEQUELS PLANNED: 6 ORCS IN THE MODERN WORLD (Lord of the Rings series) Modern Orc (Complete) Weird Summoning SOMETHING FOR YOU (Lord of the Rings series) Dreaming of You Fan Art: Just Sayin' (/art/just-sayin-308757226) by *arowell Fan Art by Zoop: I Will Smite You if You Touch Him (/art/I-Will-Smite-You-if-You-Touch-Him-440646116) Fan Art by Illveti: Petition for Sanctuary. Or Asylum (/art/Petition-for-Sanctuary-Or-Asylum-486818927) Fan Art: My protector, my lover, my friend (/art/My-protector-my-lover-my-friend-514923211) by Ninkskoir Hunting for You (coming eventually) Vouching for You (coming eventually!) SEQUELS PLANNED: 2 or more ;) TALES OF GRISHHÛNHUL (Lord of the Rings series) Daughter of Twilight (Complete) SEQUELS/PREQUELS PLANNED: 4 MISCELLANEOUS LORD OF THE RINGS FICS Bundle of Joy (Complete) Coming Home to Roost (Complete) Diversion (Complete) Freedom's Limits (off-shoot from Splint by helenamarkos) Smador and Madavi (/photos/helenamarkos/8699548836/in/photostream/) Long Forgotten (Complete) Mushog's Ride, or Orcbrat Gets Zooped (Complete) Night Flowers (Complete) PostWar Blues (Complete) The Nature of Evil (Complete) The Stone Orc (Complete) (Basement Dweller's Prompt #2 (/post/113593432928/prompt-2)) Unknown Soldier (NaNoWriMo 2012 Winner) (Complete) What Comes After (Complete) Wild Child Zoop Cracks Her Fics (Complete - possibly) Zoop Goes to Middle Earth - Part I Aragorn (/gallery/#/art/Aragorn-476302465) Chapter 14 Sketch: Ufkoth Brooding and Snarling (/art/Ufkoth-Brooding-and-Snarling-480520827) by Zoop MISCELLANEOUS, SOMEWHAT RELATED, HOBBIT FICS SURVIVOR: MIRKWOOD - Camping With Dwarves Challenge Edition (Hobbit Reverse Big Bang (/) prompt) Happy Orcs: Hardly ;) The Zoopers are Coming ORSIMER DOVAHKIIN (Elder Scrolls series) Duty Calls (Complete) Ashtulagal (/a/img28/2894/ashtulagal.jpg) (screenshot taken in-game, Temple of Mara, Riften) Fan Art by Herr-Knut: Ashtulagal (/gallery/#/d4nkdu4) Lily's Reach Lily (/a/img35/2008/lilysreachlilyinwhiteru.jpg) (screenshot taken in-game, Whiterun market) STAND-ALONE STORIES/SEQUELS PLANNED: 3 MISCELLANEOUS ELDER SCROLLS FICS The Dragonborn's Keeper Mauronk (/a/img338/7238/mauronkriften1.jpg) (screenshot taken in-game, Riften) The Orc's Wife (Part 1 of Aedra and Daedra) THE PWN HEARD ROUND THE WORLD OF WARCRAFT (Warcraft series) Diary of a Mad Gamer Chick Mad Gamer Chick Fallout: Daznik's Journey Mad Gamer Chick Fallout: Fentulk's Story (Complete) Moments Mad Gamer Chick Universe: Concurrencies MISCELLANEOUS WARCRAFT FICS The Jade Cat NON-ORC FANDOMS Alice's Adventures in Yautjaland (Alien vs. Predator) Diary of a Raider (Fallout) OTHER FANDOMS UNDER CONSIDERATION: Orkworld, Dungeons & Dragons, Shadowrun |
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Mock My Innocence by Hautuumaa reviews
An Elf with a thing for Orcs finds an Orc with a thing for Elves. Just enjoying their good luck would be too easy, so they begin a snail's pace trek across Middle-earth with a group of Orcs as strange as they are annoying.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 76 - Words: 244,010 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 4/27 - Published: 3/26/2013 - Orc, Elf
Halla's Choice by Auset's Tears reviews
Forbidden love in the Westfold... Halla's new marriage to a warrior of Rohan leaves her cold. Fortunately, she finds an exotic and dangerous enemy injured in the forest near her land...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 157,675 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 4/26 - Published: 1/14/2013 - Arwen U., Uruk-hai, Human
Fall From Earth by Mae-Govannen reviews
A girl from Earth is thrown precariously into Skyrim and rescued by a traveling Orc.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 58 - Words: 154,188 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 2/27 - Published: 8/26/2013
Start of a New Life, Part 2 of Chosen by Stupe reviews
Chosen to be the mate of a highly ranked yautja named L'tor, Anya is taken from her home, unaware that her foray into her new life is anything but traditional in the eyes of his kind, or about the intrigue that awaits them both. For Mature readers...
Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 42 - Words: 361,390 - Reviews: 2897 - Favs: 1,638 - Follows: 1,628 - Updated: 7/21/2019 - Published: 6/23/2011
Orcbrat by The Lauderdale reviews
Orcs killed Maevyn's family and took her with them as a captive. It was never intended she survive. CHAPTER 35 UP: Leni thinks of trees. ALSO! Grushak versus…
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 154,801 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 2/3/2019 - Published: 1/17/2003 - Uruk-hai, Orc
Splint by helenamarkos reviews
An injured Ranger finds himself with an unlikely rescuer.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 72 - Words: 410,326 - Reviews: 763 - Favs: 622 - Follows: 572 - Updated: 9/10/2018 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Orc, Human
Fangorn Wood by The Lauderdale reviews
In which Orcs come to the Hundred Acre Wood. Not all of the Orcs who captured Merry and Pippin died outside of Fangorn Forest. When some of the survivors find each other after the rout, Mauhúr is determined to bring news back to Isengard. Then things get weird. (Winnie-the-Pooh crossover; book-based.) CHAPTER 27 UP: Eeyore is still thinking about that knife.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 90,631 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/6/2018 - Published: 12/4/2014 - Uruk-hai, Orc, Grishnákh, Mauhúr
Of Courtship and Whiskey by Demon Darkchild reviews
Whiskey is for two kinds of people: old men and those who hate themselves and this leaves Thrall to wonder; What secrets lie beneath her smiling surface? Inspired by a prompt on the Warcraft Kink Meme.
Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,308 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 3/1/2017 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Thrall, Jaina Proudmoore
Priestess by Lulafairy reviews
This is a love/intrigue story based in pre WotLK between a night elf priest and a troll rogue. This is he first work I have made public and is in no way complete.
Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 28,284 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 2/21/2016 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Night Elf, Troll
Oaths by helenamarkos reviews
Nymhriel and Gundshau have escaped the wrath of the villagers, but 'happily ever after' is easier said than done... A sanctioned continuation of "The Healer's Oath" by Zoop
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,214 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 1/18/2016 - Published: 5/21/2013 - Orc, Human
The Diary by ZeesMuse reviews
After a long and healthy life, Gamling and Aefre have gone on to the Halls of their Fathers. Their three children closet themselves in their parents apartment to divvy up the family silver. What they find, however, is something more precious than gold.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 37,592 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/9/2016 - Published: 5/7/2012
Pet or Prey by TheRussetSparrow reviews
Take a blooded prime yautja warrior and a loud mouthed ooman female; put them under one roof and what do you get?
Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,631 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 12/29/2015 - Published: 1/2/2009
The Bond by Auset's Tears reviews
A pairbonded Orc, having lost his mate, seeks revenge on the world. But causing death brings him no peace, and when, injured and hunted, he falls into the care of an outcast old woman, he must finally face his agony.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Spiritual/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,918 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/23/2015 - Published: 9/25/2015
Fall from Earth by GoneForever93 reviews
A girl from Earth is thrown precariously into Skyrim, and is rescued by a traveling Orc [MOVED]
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 73,218 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 7/21/2015 - Published: 3/3/2012
The Cradle and the Drum by Merrypaws reviews
Story of an unconventional little family, told in 100 little pieces. Eventual troll/human pairing.
Warcraft - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 7,216 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 1/8/2015 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Human, Troll
Snaga by Alex Hollister reviews
Orc Pegrun finds one of the 7 dwarf rings and gets a single chance from Galadriel to help Middle-Earth; by feeding the ring to one of the only dragons left. But that means a jaunt to Mordor with a highly-allergic she-Haradrim, a bookish hobbit, and a kleptomaniacal dwarf and maladjusted elf who both plan to kill him when its over. June TA 3018.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,137 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/1/2015 - Published: 2/4/2014 - Boromir, Galadriel, Saruman, Gollum
Nights at Nightgate by misto713 reviews
Rich Orc writer who lived in a wine cellar. Growled like a gentleman. Fished in Fine Clothes. Politely dismissive and friendly standoffish. This Balagog was a mystery and Gerda was determined to figure him out. Balagog gro-Nolob / F!Nord!DB.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,019 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/23/2014 - Published: 10/19/2014 - [Orsimer, Dragonborn/Dovahkiin] Nord - Complete
The Awkward Adventures of Meghan Whimblesby by FebruarySong reviews
What happens when a girl who is afraid of blood, thinks Legolas is a complete moron, and knows next to nothing about LotR gets dumped into Middle earth with the Fellowship? Crazy spin on a MarySue fic. Now complete.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 112,684 - Reviews: 2434 - Favs: 1,800 - Follows: 1,335 - Updated: 7/14/2014 - Published: 7/14/2007 - [Legolas, OC] - Complete
The Black Heart by helenamarkos reviews
Even the blackest heart has a home somewhere...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,409 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/22/2014 - Published: 1/31/2013 - Saruman, Orc, Human
Prisoners of Isengard by Auset's Tears reviews
Saruman's Uruk breeding program is in full swing. Tara, a pickpocket from Osgiliath, is about to become a part of it, setting in motion changes no one can yet imagine. Rated a strong 'M'. Followed by WIP "A Kingdom of Ice and Blood"
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 55 - Words: 116,408 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 5/24/2014 - Published: 12/19/2012 - Uruk-hai, Human - Complete
Rightly Considered Inconvenience by Lammergeier reviews
Sequel to Adventure Loves Company, Too. Read that first if you haven't! Claryssa is found again, thrown into an adventure that reaches farther over her head than she would like, as is trying to come to grips with her old friends and new experiences. Rating for language, violence, and some themes unsuitable for young kids. Reviews are cherished!
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,194 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/17/2014 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Human - Complete
Smoliin by slvrbld reviews
A collection of romantic one-shots set in Skyrim and following various characters, both OC and canon. Will eventually include fxm, mxm, and fxf pairings. Rated M for a reason! :)
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,086 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/23/2013 - Published: 10/26/2013 - OC
Blood-Kin by Dibellan Arts reviews
Ghorbash the Iron Hand gives the dragonborn a lesson in orc culture. [F!Dragonborn/Ghorbash. Mature readers only]
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,091 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/7/2013 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Ghorbash the Iron Hand - Complete
The Fellowship of the Urn by Drew Marigold reviews
Through the biggest plot hole imaginable, the entire Fellowship find themselves on the road... in a pea-green hippie van! When they stop to ask for directions in the most remote little town, they meet up with two...unusual and...unorthodox characters. NEW: Chapter 4 is up. Seriously and for real!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,855 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/27/2013 - Published: 11/26/2002
The Peace Offering by Pageturner94 reviews
The Horde gain control of a powerful portal, and attack Earth. First overconfident, they quickly realize their mistake when the humans lose thier patience. Before returning to Azeroth, the Horde perform one last act of malice: kidnap a human girl.
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,850 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/5/2013 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Human, Orc
The Adventures of Jean-Paul Travert, Dish by CallMeOutis reviews
Jean-Paul Travert is a dish. These are his adventures.
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,615 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/16/2013 - Published: 4/25/2013 - Beast/Prince, Cogsworth, Lumiere
The Vacation by ZeesMuse reviews
John Grimm - aka Reaper - and his sister Sam are sent to a small secluded Pacific Island for an unspecified amount of time for enforced R&R while the powers that be clean up the mess that was 'The Ark' and John can come to terms with his new found 'powers' thanks to Sam injecting him with C24. What they find in the jungle however, brings a new nightmare to life.
Doom - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,725 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 7/22/2012
Gunmouth by Gramophone Blue reviews
The orcs peered at her for a moment, rough faces entirely unreadable.They gestured at her with their thick hands or weapons. In their loud bouts of orchish, Meviahd caught the word 'ogar'. 'Kill.' Her stomach rose into the back of her throat again.
Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 78,727 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 1/20/2013 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Troll, Night Elf
A Light of Darkness by Auset's Tears reviews
When Sauron falls, Rakhan the Uruk-hai flees the world, finding unlikely refuge in dangerous forest. As a lifelong slave of darkness, freedom is both terrifying and beautiful to the renegade warrior. He wants nothing more than to forget the outside world, until a shocking discovery brings Rakhan face to face with his violent past, and offers him a future beyond his imagining.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 31,157 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 12/6/2012 - Uruk-hai, Human - Complete
The Fool and the Huntress by coreyjotunn reviews
He's been running for ten years. On the day he tries to leave Rohan, he is captured by a Huntress. Rated M for future chapters/Edit to Chapter 3.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,372 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/26/2012 - Published: 4/16/2012 - Uruk-hai, Human - Complete
Two Bastards and a Dog by FancyLadySnackCakes reviews
The aftermath of violent racism, the Bosmer Dragonborn recovers under the care of her savior; a lone Orsimer hunter and his dog. Secluded in the beautiful walls of Bloated Man's Grotto, they find solace in each other where they couldn't find it before. Rated M for mentions of sexual assault, violence, and sex. Female!Dragonborn/Male!Orsimer.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,758 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 39 - Published: 9/5/2012 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin - Complete
With You by Kiyoko Usagi reviews
When she wouldn't come with him, he decided to take her, against her will. But wills can change, surely. Set after Blackwater Battle and semi into Storm of Swords.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 56,396 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Sandor C., Sansa S.
Adventure Loves Company, Too by Lammergeier reviews
Claryssa didn't know where her life would lead after a chance encounter in Elwynn, and her new friends might be the key to finding her place in the world. Old chapters updated, now less whine! Reviews are always loved.
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 68,546 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Human, Troll - Complete
When Fair Crosses Foul by GibberingGhoul reviews
A great Elf warrior strays from his company into a strange woodland that slowly drains him of his power. A band of Uruk-hai captures him but are quickly defeated. Now the Elf must either cast aside an ancient hatred or risk alienating the one saviour who can lead him out of the perilous woods.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,160 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 7/17/2006 - Elf, Uruk-hai - Complete
From Dust to Flesh: Myria LeJean Book 1 by OldStoneface reviews
Once upon a time, the Auditors committed the ultimate arrogance and created life. But the Auditor inside 'Lady Myria LeJean' soon discovered that the flesh shapes the mind as the mind controls the flesh, and learned why living is so hard to set aside. Cover art by shiolein.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 59,894 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/31/2012 - Published: 10/10/2011 - M. LeJean, Susan Sto Helit, OC, Sam Vimes - Complete
His by ZeesMuse reviews
NOT RIDERVERSE! Before the war, before Éomer ever thought he would be king, he had a lady-love. One wonders what happened to her.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,973 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/20/2012 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Eomer
The Price of Gratitude by MalayaKai reviews
A human mage, who's both a hermit & a pacifist, must deal with the consequences that follow after a night of passion entangles her fate with that of a Troll hunter. **This is mostly brain fudge, with an attempt at a story in there somewhere. Be gentle.**
Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 52,060 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 5/17/2012 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Human, Troll
The Loneliness of the Fishermouse by Clodia reviews
In 2509, Celebrían wife of Elrond was journeying to Lórien... the rest, everyone knows. But this isn't about her. Not really. What remains for the bereaved but need and anger?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,515 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Erestor, Glorfindel - Complete
Holding On by only2blame reviews
For Zin, there was not much left in life to appreciate, to excite, to love; but when he comes across the Diary of a Human woman, he finds his interests peaked in more ways than one. WARNING: ADULTS ONLY.
Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 62,892 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 4/12/2012 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Human, Troll
LOVE! Rohirrim Style by ZeesMuse reviews
At the end of the 3rd Age, Eomer, King of Rohan, married Lothiriel, Princess of Dol Amroth. No details are given. Was it a love match? A political match? Eternal romantic I am...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,622 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/9/2012 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Eomer, Lothíriel - Complete
Try Again by MagnoliaSunrise reviews
Tragedy and torture constantly followed Vanora, right up to the day she was sold into prostitution by her Uncle-cum-Step-Father. Some unexpected events, however, will change her life forever. MxF. Feedback would be the best thing ever!
Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,166 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 3/28/2012 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Human, Troll
Not all Pets are for Hunting by Stupe reviews
A mercenary is captured by an Elder Arbitrator and unwillingly held as his trophy pet. She has her uses, but when she helps him escape temporary confinement he begins to think of a possible new use for her. Rated Mature for strong language and content...
Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 73,205 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 505 - Updated: 3/5/2012 - Published: 6/28/2011
On The Ice, In The Sea by FancyLadySnackCakes reviews
The East Empire Trading Co. slurped her up from the freeze, brought her to the very thing she'd craved to see. Skyrim was cold, but he looked warm and like a sprout towards the sun, she was drawn out...for good or wrong. Human!DB/Male!Orc. Rated M.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,233 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 2/23/2012 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin
Before the Well of Wisdom: A Tale of the Variags by James P. Darcy reviews
On the cusp of the War of the Ring, a young Khandian nomad escapes the twisted grasp of Saruman and shoulders the burden of finding a savior to insure the safety of her people. Unfortunately, heroes are few and the brave are otherwise occupied. Boromir/OC
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,896 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/8/2012 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Boromir, Uruk-hai
Rider of the Mark by ZeesMuse reviews
What's a Horselord to do when his King and best friend decide he needs more than his horse to keep him company? And no, running and hiding in Mordor isn't an option...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 47 - Words: 177,309 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 8/5/2005 - Complete
The Place Between by NajaMoonshadow reviews
Carina isn't looking for adventure, she's just taking care of her crazy grandmother. But when a wounded alien breaks into her grandmother's house, she's got no choice but to go along for the ride...human/yaut'ja adventures galore!
Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,712 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 12/4/2011 - Published: 8/11/2011
Mordor by Protector of Silence reviews
This is the story that Tolkien never told: the tale of the orcs of Mordor, of their society, and of their trials in and after the War of the Ring, as they struggle to maintain their hopes and ideals, even while their world comes crashing down around them
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 60 - Words: 134,943 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Orc
The Memory Of Trees by WindSurfBabe reviews
Memory unites an unlikely pairing. Written for July '11 Teitho contest "Trees".
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,652 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Orc - Complete
Of Elves and Uruks by GibberingGhoul reviews
The Elves of Imladris allow a most unusual visitor into their hallowed houses. Glorfindel is linked to the unusual creature, and now he must protect his former saviour from the wrath of Elves, Orcs, and Men alike.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,664 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Glorfindel, Uruk-hai
Chosen by Stupe reviews
Yautja females have died out, and yautja males have discovered that human females are capable surrogates. Anya, a human female, discovers herself courted by a high ranking male. Part 2, Start of a New Life is up.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 64,530 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 1,492 - Follows: 567 - Updated: 5/31/2011 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Complete
Only Mine by Lynnwood reviews
Karg Foerender, a hero of Northrend, has finally returned home to his family farm in the Barrens, eager for peace away from war. But soon a threatening human incursion forces him to take up the fight once more, with some unexpected results.
Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,672 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/25/2011 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Orc, Human
By Sad Waters We Sat Down and Wept by Altariel reviews
"And the slaves of Mordor he released and gave to them all the lands about Lake Núrnen to be their own." The King of Gondor receives an ambassador.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Published: 5/25/2011
The Ransom at the Redhorn by Thranduil Oropherion Redux reviews
Ever wonder what really happened to Celebrian in that den of orcs? Wonder no longer! With apologies to O. Henry. Rated M for content and naughty language.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,459 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Celebrian, Orc - Complete
Diplomacy by Weiila reviews
There is an age-old trick to estabilish an alliance between two nations, promising lasting peace. However, one must be aware that a union between Horde and Alliance would cause quite a stir. And it does. What-if story, Jaina/Thrall.
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 106,286 - Reviews: 558 - Favs: 745 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 2/12/2011 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Jaina Proudmoore, Thrall - Complete
Credence by Kittykae reviews
Night elf druid, Taiva had no choice but to trust the enemy. When feelings begin to develop for one she should consider her foe, she starts to discover she may not even trust herself.
Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,366 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/2/2011 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Night Elf, Troll
Whitecrow's Naming by PheonRen reviews
Sequel to The Unwilling Escort. Whitecrow fans rejoice... herein lies his story! M Tauren/F NElf Druid. Explicit sexuality, including ANTHRO (druid in animal form) sex. Violence. Strong adult situations. Rated MA.
Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 64,873 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Tauren, Night Elf - Complete
The Rise of the Scourge by PheonRen reviews
Groll saved a slave. So everybody makes mistakes, right? But now he's got to figure out what the heck to do with her... M Orc/F BElf sexual content, violence, extremely adult situations
Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 70,387 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 31 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Orc, Blood Elf - Complete
The Unwilling Escort by PheonRen reviews
When Ferruk is sent on an easy escort mission, everything goes wrong and his world turns upside down. Orc M/BElf F sexual situations. Violence, gore, explicit sex, rated MA.
Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 120,957 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 40 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Orc, Blood Elf - Complete
When Orcs Cry Freedom by PheonRen reviews
What is the cost of freedom? Can a love forged in pain and tempered in sorrow change the world? F Human/M orc romance. Thrall puts in an appearance. Fluffy of sorts. Adventure. Sexual content, violence. My personal fave of my stories. (Tragedy)
Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 34,512 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Orc, Human - Complete
Rubicon by kc-archive reviews
Shifting loyalties are not just misplaced obligation, and sympathy for the devil has nothing to do with time and its products. Old debts, grey areas, and blind traditions force a troll and a human to set aside petty battles and face a common threat.
Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 31,161 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 12/13/2010 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Human, Troll
Fates Desire by Tseer reviews
A High Warlord finds himself coming out of retirement to put an end to disturbing dreams, but when he finds the girl from his visions things get more complicated than what he had bargained for.
Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 62,164 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 11/23/2010 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Troll, Human - Complete
Formula by Nemi Nightingale reviews
The druid Dorissa Nightsky is to escort the death knight Lord Zaladin Grimtusk across Northrend and suddenly finds herself battling her growing feelings for the troll.
Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 53,433 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 6/26/2010 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Night Elf, Troll - Complete
Treed by The Lauderdale reviews
Her father searches for her in vain. Her mother mourns her death. Now one young Elf's only hope of survival lies with the monster who took her, and in her own desperate will to live. A prequel to Orc-brat.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 100,914 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/14/2010 - Published: 1/4/2006 - Orc, Uruk-hai - Complete
In the Prophet's Tent by The Lauderdale reviews
An old Orc recalls an interlude, and an interesting woman, from his not-so-younger days. This is a little slice of Mordor camp life in the time leading up to the War. Standard warnings for Orc-talk, four-letter words, and other adult content.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,767 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Orc, Uruk-hai - Complete
In the Hidden Valley by Aearwen22 reviews
A single glimpse of mysterious buildings in a remote forest brings a grieving woman on a journey to a place she could never have imagined - and an adventure beyond her dreams. NOW COMPLETE
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,244 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 11/21/2009 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Complete
Knife's Edge by Rumpleteasza reviews
What about the Orcs' story? Who tells that? And what if, when Saruman was mixing Orcs and men to make his perfect Uruk Hai, he let some good in with the bad?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,901 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/23/2009 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Uruk-hai, Orc, Saruman - Complete
Monty Python's 'The Hobbit' by Morthoron reviews
A perfectly punctuated Python parody of JRR Tolkien's beloved The Hobbit. Join Bilbo Baggins' quest to free Erebor from Smaug the dragon before a lethal strain of comedy kills him. 3RD PLACE, 2009 MEFA AWARDS, with the top two spots left purposely blank.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 28 - Words: 50,214 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Bilbo B., Gandalf - Complete
Like Water and Oil by Evelynn reviews
World of Warcraft. Boy meets Girl. Girl is from the opposing faction. Girl is not at all what the Boy expected. And vice versa. Please read and review!
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 61,584 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 11/24/2008 - Published: 8/13/2005
With Hope and Without Hope by docmon reviews
FIRST PLACE 2008 MEFA Awards! One different decision - run through that second night of the chase after the Orcs rather than rest - and everything changes. Well, not everything. The three are merely captured by the Orcs, too. Huge thanks to Thundera Tiger
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 112,026 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/23/2008 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Aragorn, Saruman - Complete
The Grey at the End of the World by jodancingtree reviews
Aragorn's Kingdom endured a thousand years, but even when it faded the Shire remained, under the protection of Arwen's Shadow. But when barbarians overrun the land, treachery may bring it all to ruin. Conclusion of AWOL Quartet
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 58,118 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/3/2008 - Published: 9/11/2005 - Complete
The Captain's Mare by The Lauderdale reviews
This is one Orc's story of his time working the Mordor convoys. Not all of them saw battle, after all. Warnings: Orc-talk, four-letter words, and creepy content. Non-graphic.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,193 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/16/2008 - Orc, Uruk-hai - Complete
The War Song by T. Mirai reviews
She sang of honorable battles, her words imbued with the passionate zeal and vigor of combat. Ryuk Bloodrage, an Orc warrior, hears her melody and is filled with a fervent vitality and lust that he has never experienced before. A Horde love story.
Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,998 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/17/2008 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Orc, Troll - Complete
Secrets and Lies in a Shattered World by Nara Bluestar reviews
Two hunters must preserve their own dangerous secret as they try to uncover the schemes of the Burning Legion in Outland. Demons, murderous enemies, and the prejudices of their own factions await them. DraeneiXorc.
Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,547 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/29/2008 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Draenei, Orc - Complete
Inheritance by ChristineX reviews
COMPLETE! Sequel to Only Eyes to See. Sauron has followed Sarah to this world and has possessed the body of her best friend. Must she fight the Dark Lord alone, or will she get help from an unexpected quarter? Rated M for sex & violence.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 113,040 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 4/11/2007 - Published: 7/28/2006 - Sauron - Complete
Only Eyes to See by ChristineX reviews
COMPLETE! Sarah falls into Middle Earth and ends up captured by the Lord of the Nazgul. Unfortunately, it just gets worse from there. Rated M for the usual sex and violence. Cover art in my profile!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 74,567 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 7/19/2006 - Published: 4/19/2006 - Sauron - Complete
Absolution: A Different Point of View by ChristineX reviews
COMPLETE! Just some orcish drabble. This ties in to Absolution, but you don't have to read one to read the other.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,746 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/8/2006 - Published: 3/9/2006 - Complete
Womanflesh by Sharka reviews
This fic was spawned by an informal challenge among friends: Would it be possible to get Lurtz involved with a woman without violencerape and not create something horribly sappy, Mary Sueish? This is the result I came up with...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,724 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/20/2006 - Complete
Absolution by ChristineX reviews
COMPLETE! Possibly one of the oddest LOTR love stories ever written. Set approximately six months after ROTK, all OCs, dooming me to obscurity, I know. Rated M for future updates, but NOT slash, I assure you!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,302 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/15/2006 - Published: 2/9/2006 - Complete
Providence by ErieDragon reviews
A series of random events. An unusual, thrillseeking night elf, and the troll managing his way through it. He wonders if it is merely coincidence, or fate, and finds that in the end, it doesn't matter either way.
Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,602 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/22/2005 - Published: 8/17/2005 - Complete
Last Stand by Soledad reviews
That famous last fight between Éomer and Uglúk, seen from Uglúk's perspective. Story complete and now also beta-ed.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,138 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/28/2005 - Eomer - Complete
The Queen's Orc by jodancingtree reviews
He was the Ringbearer's Orc, bound to him by friendship and blood oath, and the Queen's Jewel hung round his neck. That was all Aragorn knew until Canohando appeared in Gondor, seeking the Lady whose talisman he wore. Part 3 of AWOL Quartet. COMPLETE
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 103,958 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/12/2005 - Published: 1/7/2005 - Arwen U., Aragorn
Enmities by Scribblesinink reviews
While men will fight for honor, renown and riches, women have other reasons to fight. A retrospective look at the War of the Ring from an unusual viewpoint. Inspired by a HASA challenge. 2nd in MEFA 2005 Villains: Orcs category
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,883 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/16/2004 - Complete
Gate Watch by Elros Tar-Minyatur reviews
The Black Gate of Mordor is guarded by. . . a group of misfits and castaways, and there is a new member of the watch. A quiet, introvereted, artistically inclined orc. Oh, gods.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,308 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/21/2004 - Published: 6/19/2004
Full Circle by Werecat99 reviews
So end the days of Kolgrun, last warrior of the race of Orcs. The tale of the last orc: a Fourth Age story. COMPLETE
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,986 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/16/2004 - Aragorn - Complete
Seventy two Hours by Rae Roberts reviews
We've read the trilogy, seen the movies; we all know orcs are irredeemably evil...but what if they weren't ? Three short days might change a life forever. Rated for orcish violence. Complete.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,202 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/15/2004 - Published: 3/7/2004 - Complete
Following the Other Wizard: journey into healing by jodancingtree reviews
Sam's face kept coming into Frodo's dreams, shocking him awake as if someone had pressed cold steel against his throat. The mask of grief on Sam's honest, dirty face, looking up at him… Frodo lay trembling in the dark. Part 2 of AWOL quartet. COMPLETE
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 93,264 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/22/2004 - Published: 3/5/2004 - Frodo B., Arwen U.
Lurtz: An Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Gaslight reviews
Learn all that you need to know about your new LURTZ, fresh from the factory! Inspired by Theresa Green's series and posted with permission.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,752 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/4/2003 - Uruk-hai - Complete
I, Grûsbálk by Simbelmyne reviews
*AU* All Amy wanted was a movie-based Middle-earth, where everyone spoke English and she was a lovely elf-maid. Sadly, she had a sadist for a writer. Read about her saga of pain, love, and despair. But mostly pain. [7/7: 9/9 & epilogue] *COMPLETE!*
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,071 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/6/2003 - Published: 10/24/2002 - Complete
The Most Interesting Adventures of Maeluiwen by Jen Littlebottom reviews
Introducing The Most Interesting Adventures of Maeluiwen, Warrior Princess, a Story of Some Small Merit, But Which May be of Interest to Certain Persons. Concerning a Most Tragic Romance and also Some Boobies.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,959 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/8/2003 - Published: 4/1/2003
Another Way of Leaving by jodancingtree reviews
COMPLETE. What if Frodo had not been given the option of going with the Elves? His wounds are not healing, and the desire for the Ring torments him.Is death his only escape? Caution: suicidal depression. 1st of AWOL Quartet
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,779 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/19/2003 - Frodo B., Samwise G. - Complete
Elana's Tale by Elana reviews
Elana is a young woman of Rohan who is abducted by orcs. Her story tells of her captivity, rescue, the birth of her half-orc child, and an unexpected romance.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,323 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/22/2003 - Published: 1/29/2003 - Complete
Tashuk's Secret by Sharka reviews
A woman is captured by the Uruk-hai and thinks she will die in their hands. Unexpectedly, one Uruk-hai treats her with kindness and helps her escape. But why...? Chapter 2 up!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,324 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/19/2003 - Published: 1/17/2003
Mary Sue's Ugly Divorce by The Evil Old Woman reviews
So.... say a modern girl falls into Middle-Earth and snags Legolas. Do you think it’d last? Hah! If you’re sick of Mary-Sue, click in and see her exposed to her worst nightmare... reality! BWAHAHAHAHA!!! (Canon-sensitive and proofread)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,990 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/3/2002
How Legolas and Gimli Became Friends by The Evil Old Woman reviews
Dialogue in which the Elf and Dwarf find out just how much they have in common - and it's NOTHING to do with slash. Proofread, pretty canon, and hopefully funny.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,161 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 11 - Published: 3/18/2002
How Isildur *really* died by The Evil Old Woman reviews
How Isildur *really* died - it wasn't from an Orc-arrow! 99% canon, proofread, and hopefully funny.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,102 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/6/2002
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Peon reviews
A tale for the holidays. They're the least recognized, often ignored cogs in the Horde machine. When things need to be built, hauled, or gathered, the peons get the job. Nobody really notices them, unless they miss their quota. But in spite of not being the brightest or the best, regardless that they're weak of mind and body, they're still Orcs, and Orcs have certain... instincts.
Warcraft - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/24/2019
Diary of a Mad Gamer Chick reviews
Drabbles. Diary of a woman from our world who gets sucked into the World of Warcraft, literally. She's reached her peak and she's got a hot new body - Garrosh, hide your warriors! Rated for adult situations and language. Mostly cathartic brain fluff, and subject to/victim of the Patented Zoop Scenario Randomizer. *LEGION STORY ARC IN PROGRESS*
Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 346 - Words: 200,123 - Reviews: 560 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 421 - Updated: 5/26/2019 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Human, Orc, Troll, OC
Mad Gamer Chick Universe: Concurrencies reviews
Collection of short pieces filling in the gaps of Karie's narrative and revealing what minor characters get up to when she's not looking.
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,432 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/1/2018 - Published: 8/31/2018 - Human, Orc, Tauren, OC
Bread from Buckland reviews
2016 Winter Holiday Story. A young lass on her way home finds an Orc hanging from a tree.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,345 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/24/2016 - Orc, Human, OC - Complete
Moments reviews
A single moment can impact a lifetime. From the first war to the rise of the Scourge and beyond, one such moment resonates for an Orc and a Human. Set in the 'Diary of a Mad Gamer Chick' universe.
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,263 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/27/2016 - Published: 8/30/2016 - Thrall, Human, Orc, OC - Complete
Freedom's Limits reviews
"He had only come across such vileness once before, three years past. Then, it had been a Woman with an orc lover. She had been beyond redemption, defending her monstrous partner as though it were her goodly husband." - 'Splint,' by helenamarkos. Who were they? What was their story? With the gracious permission of the author, Zoop is about to tell you... Cover art by helenamarkos.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,664 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 7/12/2016 - Published: 5/23/2013 - Orc, Human, OC
Zoop Goes to Middle Earth - Part I reviews
Gratuitous, shameless self-insert. Ever wonder what Orcs in Middle Earth are *really* like? Me too. So I'm taking a trip to Arda to get the scoop on my favorite angst-ridden, misunderstood, just-wanna-be-loved critters, the Orcs. And hope I don't get eaten along the way. (Warning: may be occasionally humorous, but I make no promises.)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 22,114 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 2/26/2016 - Published: 8/12/2014 - Frodo B., Samwise G., Uruk-hai, Orc
Hookup of Epic Proportions reviews
Part 2 of Out of All Proportions. A family seeking a new life in Gondor gets derailed in northern Dunland. Ambushed on the road, ruffians slay all but one hired sword, the attack thwarted by the most unlikely savior imaginable. Now the family is stranded in the middle of nowhere, with only a nearby Uruk-hai settlement to turn to. NOW POSTING REWRITTEN CHAPTERS
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 110,998 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 1/19/2016 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Uruk-hai, Human, OC
Diary of a Raider reviews
NaNoWriMo 2015 Side Project: While researching the possible whereabouts of a G.E.C.K. in the Citadel archives, you discover a restricted file on a terminal. Curiosity leads you to hack the terminal, in hopes there might be information pertinent to your mission in the file. What you find is something else entirely.
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,596 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/13/2016 - Published: 1/8/2016 - OC - Complete
A Different Bundle of Joy reviews
One-shot, post-War of the Ring. Halloween holiday story just for fun. :) Orcs happen upon a woman giving birth alone.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,911 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/28/2015 - Orc - Complete
Globatish reviews
One-shot. A moment in a particular Uruk's life.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,086 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/9/2015 - Uruk-hai, OC - Complete
Bundle of Joy reviews
One-shot. A woman tries to make a getaway, but is stopped by an Orc.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 899 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/2/2015 - Orc, Human, OC - Complete
Diversion reviews
Fourth Age AU one-shot. An escaped slave meets his end.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 824 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/12/2015 - Orc - Complete
The Stone Orc reviews
One-shot for Basement Dweller's Prompt. A young Goblin goes on a journey to learn the answer to a riddle.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,050 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/25/2015 - Orc, OC - Complete
Reconciliation of Mammoth Proportions reviews
Part 3 of Out of All Proportions. Whenever you bring people together who have a little 'history,' what went on before is like an elephant in the room. Some really big elephants stampede into the settlement just when the Uruk-hai and their mates are getting comfortable. It's a small world, folks. *Really* small. ON HOLD PENDING HOOKUP REWRITE
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,058 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 2/6/2015 - Published: 8/22/2013 - Uruk-hai, Orc, Human, OC
Lily's Reach reviews
Across the province from the first dragon's appearance, Lily suffers cruelly and seeks refuge among the Orcs, urging Ghorbash the Iron Hand to apply gentler methods for a change. Same universe as "Duty Calls". Rated for language, rape scene.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 64,808 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 12/30/2014 - Published: 1/2/2012 - OC, Nord, Orsimer, Ghorbash the Iron Hand
The Dragonborn's Keeper reviews
Waking up in a prisoner wagon when you thought you were playing a game is no way to start your day. But who's going to be the Dragonborn? The arachnophobic off-worlder with no survival skills, or the Orc prisoner who gets stuck with her?
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 57,570 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 530 - Updated: 12/9/2014 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, OC, Khajiit, Orsimer
SURVIVOR: MIRKWOOD - Camping With Dwarves Challenge Edition reviews
The Hobbit Reverse Big Bang prompt from Tumblr, reconfigured, revamped, reloaded, and reborn! Everyone's back after that heart wrenching battle to see who can survive 3 nights in Mirkwood... over-burdened with Dwarves! This is the REAL battle of five armies, folks!
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,906 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/9/2014 - Published: 10/7/2014 - Thorin, Bard, Elvenking Thranduil, Azog
Dreaming of You reviews
Tanith Walker knows the Lord of the Rings movies by heart, but the real deal is a lot different. Aragorn isn't as hot as she expected, and the only hunk of tasty male flesh she's seeing naked belongs to an Orc. Good thing *that* isn't real... or is it? Cover art by Amy Rowell.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 199,157 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 492 - Follows: 498 - Updated: 9/25/2014 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Aragorn, Uruk-hai, Human, OC
The Jade Cat reviews
One-shot. A Horde army veteran takes his produce to the market one day. Cover by Zoop.
Warcraft - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,436 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/20/2014 - Orc, OC - Complete
Isengard's Deceit: What Little Girls Are Made Of reviews
Eagerly anticipated by Uglûk on the plains of Rohan, Mauhûr is believed to have died with all the rest of the Uruk-hai when Éomer's Éored swooped in to deal with Orcish encroachment in the Westfold. Did he really die that day? Or was his fate something else entirely?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,720 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 9/17/2014 - Published: 8/22/2014 - Uruk-hai, Orc, Uglúk, Mauhúr
Wild Child reviews
Uruk survivor of Helm's Deep encounters an orphaned Rohirrim woman who's grown up in Fangorn Forest. Told in short drabbles. Rated for rather explicit explorations.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 15,040 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 8/22/2014 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Treebeard, Uruk-hai, Human
A Little R and R reviews
10th Walker decides to ditch the Fellowship after Helm's Deep. Tired of killing orcs, she drags an Uruk survivor along for the ride. Seductions, arguments, and discussions about the best way to "serve" man ensue.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 112,061 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 7/2/2014 - Published: 10/19/2011 - Uruk-hai, Human, OC
The Zoopers are Coming reviews
Series of one-shots abusing the hell out of "The Hobbit" movie franchise, largely from jealousy because none of MY fanfiction has ever been offered a movie deal. Out of sheer spite, I'm siccing Zooped up ladies on the Orcs of "The Hobbit". I may even nail a Dwarf or two if I'm feelin' squirrelly. Hell, there's no limit to my wrath. Look out, boys, the Zoopers are coming...
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,711 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/24/2014 - Published: 1/23/2014 - Bolg, Azog, Tauriel, OC
Cure for Boredom: The Handmaid's Tale reviews
Sequel to "Cure for Boredom." While Lynn and Ghrudur prepare to greet their newborn, handmaid Dagmær is put in charge of an unexpected, and most uncooperative, prisoner in Meduseld. He was spared as a courtesy to Ghrudur, in hopes that he would be like the Uruk smith. How wrong they were...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,339 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 6/13/2014 - Published: 3/23/2013 - Eomer, Uruk-hai, Human, OC
The Nature of Evil reviews
One-shot morality tale, set in no particular place or time. Wherein Evil is measured by the degree of worth possessed by its victim.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 516 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Published: 6/7/2014 - Orc, Human, OC - Complete
Night Flowers reviews
One-shot. An Elf maiden flits off to a secret, forbidden liaison. Speed writing exercise: Vague concept to complete in 90 minutes. Dedicated to Auset's Tears; she knows why. :)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,030 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/29/2014 - Orc, Elf, OC - Complete
What Comes After reviews
One-shot. Inspired by the personal question of what comes after death for Orcs.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,617 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/22/2014 - Orc, OC - Complete
The Orc's Wife reviews
Part of an eventual series, maybe. After a night of WAAAAY too much alcohol, a Bosmer woman wakes up in a strange bed, married to an unknown man. Another Bosmer, she might have accepted, but an Orsimer? Come on, Mara. Who marries Orcs? Even when they're REALLY, REALLY drunk?
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,167 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 48 - Published: 4/23/2014 - OC, Orsimer, Bosmer - Complete
Fell Winter reviews
Of Cabbages & Kings Forum Challenge: Holiday Story! My offering for this year is the found journal of an exceptional Hobbit lass who ventured forth from hearth and home in the Fell Winter of 1311 Shire Reckoning (2911 Third Age) and had herself a proper adventure, replete with danger, mishaps, friendship, and puppies. Because it's Yuletide; there have to be puppies. COMPLETE
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 11,976 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/22/2014 - Published: 12/11/2013 - Faramir, Orc, Hobbit, OC - Complete
Weird Summoning reviews
Girl drops into ME... whoops, scratch that. If you thought it sucked for a modern gal to get thrown into Middle Earth, it's no comparison to the suckage a Middle Earth Uruk summoned into *our* world experiences. Rated for the audacity of plopping an Uruk into a sci-fi convention.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,996 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 10/10/2013 - Published: 9/11/2012 - Uruk-hai, Human, OC
Modern Orc reviews
AU - Sauron was defeated, his servants scattered to the winds. They hid themselves deeply, waiting for their Master to call them forth once more. But what if that call never came? ENTIRELY REWRITTEN... AND NOW COMPLETE
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,630 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 10/7/2013 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Uruk-hai, Human, Radagast, OC - Complete
Unknown Soldier reviews
NaNoWriMo 2012 Winner! Summary: A lone Uruk survives the encounter with the Fellowship of the Ring at Amon Hen. Stricken with amnesia from a brutal blow to the head, he has no idea where he is, who he is, or WHAT he is. And then he meets a little Rohirrim girl... COMPLETE
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 53,601 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 9/24/2013 - Published: 11/1/2012 - Uruk-hai, Human, OC - Complete
Escaping Isengard reviews
At the end of despair, when all hope has faded, a woman facing the last moments of her life finds the will to survive rekindled by one whose kind robbed her of it to begin with. Now she must decide which evil is the lesser: stay with the beast, or risk worse by leaving him. She soon finds that the horrors she faced in Isengard were not reserved for those in the breeding pits alone.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 74,594 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Uruk-hai, Human, OC - Complete
Mad Gamer Chick Fallout: Daznik's Journey reviews
Spin-off from "Diary of a Mad Gamer Chick." Roznik's twin brother, Daznik, had a brief but awkward exchange with Karie before heading up to Moonglade for advanced Druid training. He learns the hard way that tourists never have a good time in a war zone.
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,162 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/2/2013 - Published: 6/9/2013 - Night Elf, Troll, OC
The Healer's Oath reviews
Nymhriel took an oath to heal any in need, not imagining she would be called upon to aid the enemy. Sometimes, though, the enemy isn't who you think it is. Set post-War of the Ring. COMPLETE - and the story continues! See "Oaths" by helenamarkos here on FFN. Cover art by helenamarkos.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,256 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 5/25/2013 - Published: 10/19/2011 - Orc, Human, OC - Complete
Mad Gamer Chick Fallout: Fentulk's Story reviews
Spin-off from "Diary of a Mad Gamer Chick." Fentulk the Deckhand spent a week with Karie on board ship, and you know what they say: once you go pale, skinny, and opposite faction, you never go back... COMPLETE
Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 32 - Words: 90,876 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 5/21/2013 - Published: 3/1/2012 - Human, Orc, OC - Complete
Long Forgotten reviews
One-shot of enormously small proportions. An Orc stuck up a tree sees something... interesting. Dedicated to my husband who doesn't think Orcs should go around kissing girls. COMPLETE
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 602 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/24/2013 - Orc, Elf, OC - Complete
Zoop Cracks Her Fics reviews
Total Crack!fic. A peek into the 'green room' of the Zoop's Lord of the Rings stories. Cast members lounging and hanging out. They're just as bored as you are, waiting for an update to their stories. Come by and have a drink. Gundshau mixes a mean Slippery Nipple. Rated for language. COMPLETE... for now. ;)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,650 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/17/2013 - Uruk-hai, Orc, Human, OC - Complete
Isengard's Deceit: The Death of Uglûk reviews
The ponderings of Uglûk, left for dead by Éomer on the edge of Fangorn Forest. COMPLETE
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Uruk-hai, Uglúk - Complete
Mushog's Ride, or Orcbrat Gets Zooped reviews
With apologies to The Lauderdale for character theft - The Zoop drops a very special modern world gal on the cast of "Orc-brat" because they've been languishing in stasis for too damn long. Time to stir the pot, folks. Rated for the kind of extreme naughtiness you've come to expect from Orcs and their girlfriends. NOT A CONTINUATION OF ORC-BRAT. COMPLETE
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,245 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/31/2013 - Published: 1/26/2013 - Uruk-hai, Orc, Human, OC - Complete
Alice's Adventures in Yautjaland reviews
Alice thought she, as the scientist, was the superior intelligence in the jungle until something from out of this world begged to differ. Captured as an exotic pet, she has to make the best of things until a way home can be found. Homage to the Lewis Carroll stories, but not a cross-over.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,127 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 1/11/2013 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Human, Predator/Yautja, OC
Isengard's Deceit: Half Truths and Half Orcs reviews
Like any good breeder, Saruman had to start with quality stock. This is the story of one 'stud' in the breeding program that would later produce his Fighting Uruk-hai. Nod to Tirion, the inspiration for this story. COMPLETE
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,582 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/24/2012 - Published: 12/22/2012 - Saruman, Orc, OC - Complete
Daughter of Twilight reviews
AU - A seemingly mortal woman with a long history in Middle Earth joins the Fellowship to 'tweak' the outcome of the War, according to specific orders by a Vala on a mission. COMPLETE
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 38,860 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/30/2012 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Aragorn, Uruk-hai, Human, Grishnákh - Complete
Misfire of Global Proportions reviews
Part 1 of Out of All Proportions. What if the 10th & 11th Walkers were delivered to the wrong address? Sandy and Brie get thrown from a car straight into Middle Earth and land on a pack of misfit Uruk-hai still shaken from the Flooding of Isengard. COMPLETE
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 110,026 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Uruk-hai, Human, OC - Complete
Duty Calls reviews
Lydia swears fealty to the new Thane of Whiterun, a man who is less than a Nord in every way. An Orsimer Dragonborn is insulting enough; this one doesn't even want to BE Dragonborn. COMPLETE
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 42,036 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 6/30/2012 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Lydia, OC, Orsimer - Complete
PostWar Blues reviews
What's an Uruk to do when his neatly ordered life is thrown into upheaval from an unexpected source? Run like hell, of course! Set post-War of the Ring. COMPLETE
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,309 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 3/12/2012 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Celeborn, Uruk-hai, Human, OC - Complete
Cure for Boredom reviews
How do you keep a 10th walker busy after the Ring has been destroyed? Give her someone to play with! What better post-war playmate is there than a traumatized Uruk? COMPLETE
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,984 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 2/7/2012 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Eomer, Uruk-hai, Human, OC - Complete
Coming Home to Roost reviews
AU - A garrison in Rohan with a brutal approach to interrogation takes an unusual prisoner. The healer begins to question the actions of her people, and makes a fateful choice. Set before the War of the Ring. Rated for rape scene. COMPLETE
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,039 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/28/2011 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Uruk-hai, Human - Complete
