![]() Hair color: black with some sliver. Eye color: dark brown. (or black what ever you want to call it) Age: Thirteen. Name: You already know my pen name. Gender: Male. Hobbies: Write, daydream, watch anime, mixed martial arts and reading. Hates: Bullies, Science, studying,the of life,French and having to solve problems. My "Famous" Quotes: "If want a minion use the new kid" "Don't let time fool you it just gets in your way" "Don't be bitchin if it's your fault" About me: I am known by my friends as the bloody-shadow. I only got one reason why they choose that name because for some strange reason I like to watch everything from the shadows, I don't know why the bloody but oh well. I tend to write strange, weird stories, though the ones on fanfiction.net are still weird but also humorous. My goal in life is to become a artist and author and live on them alone (I'm very specific with my dreams) and publishing on fanfiction brings me one step closer to my dream, and if I ever get something published on fanfiction or in real life please read it. Random Things About Me For Those Who Care: 1 - My favorite color is red. It has been since I was three years old and always will be. 2 - I am far to picky when it comes to my food and can't eat anything without adding black pepper. 3 - My favorite word is 'Idiot' and my second favorite word is 'yeah' (my friend rubbed off on me!) 4 - I sing 'The ants go marching one by one...' endlessly whenever I am bored 5 - Despite my love of sadist stories and realistic gruesome books, I hate horror movies with a burning passion (they make me laugh to death) 6 - My favorite insult word is 'asshole' (don't ask why because I have no idea) 7 - I am a pyromaniac and proud TOP TEN NARUTO CHARACTERS: 1) Hidan 2) Tobi 3) Deidara 4) Kirin 5) Itachi 6) Gai 7) Kakazu 8) Kiba 9) Gaara 10) Sasori Top Five Avatar: The Last Airbender Characters: 1) Azula 2) Sokka 3) Iroh 4) Toph 5) The Duke List your 10 favorite characters in no order and answer the following questions: (I just had to do this - so much fun!) 1) Itachi ( I like how he fought sasuke) 2) Ino ( Her boobs are huge!!) 3) Edward ( He reminds me of my cousin's their short) 4) Sasuke (Hell bent on revenge) 5) Dark ( my best friend is like him) 6) Pein ( He's a badass leader) 7) Gaara (hahahahahaha he doesn't have eyebrows hahahaha) 8) Sai ( Creepy freak) 9) Kakazu (greedy bastard) 10) Konan (wingless angel What would you do if... 1 woke you up in the middle of the night? Me: Itachi? Itachi: Hn? Me: Get out before I shoot you! Number 2 asked you to go out with her? Me: Hell yes! Ino: *chuckles evily * this will teach Sasuke Me: O.o Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering? Me: GET OUT U SHORT MIDGET Ed: WHO RU CALLING SHORT RUNT! *Runs away dodging bathroom items* 4 announced he's going to marry 9 tomorrow? Me: WTF!? O.o Kakazu: I'm doin for the money! Sasuke: ... *anger vein thingy on his head* 5 cooked you dinner? Me: The world going to end. Dark's cooking is good! *runs in circles* Dark: *Sweat drops* 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping? Me: Laze ass! *kicks Peins ass* Pein: *Mumbles something unknown* Me: Bet he's dreaming about ruling the world. 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family? Me: Yesssss! I'm related to the psychopath! 8 got into the hospital somehow? Stays all day and night partying* 9 made fun of your friends? Me: I can believe that *sweat drop/sigh* Damn Kakazu. 10 ignored you all the time? Me: Konan! What's wrong? You havn't been talking to me lately :'( Konan: T-kun... Me: Yah? Konan: Were you the one who crumpled up the paper on the coffee table? Me: Uh, yah. Konan: That was my favorite pice of paper. *Walks away* You want some ice cream what will 3 do? Me: Damn...I want some ice cream! Oi Ed! Make me icecream Ed in the background: Make your own damn icecream runt! Me: What did you say midget! *gets in fist fight with Ed* Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do? Kicks back and watch the show. You're on a vacation with number 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do? Ino: Wow that was a great flip can you teach me. Me: Of course! Anything for you!*Heart shaped eyes* It's your birthday. What will 3 give you? Ed: Here you go T! Happy B-day! *Hands wrapped box* Me: Thanks Ed. *opens box*...A book about alchemy? Ed: Uh, yah, You don't like it? *frowns* Me: Your lucky it's me. If this was Winry or something, you woulda got punched or a wreach in the face. Thanks for the book! Now lets make a spear! Ed: Hellz yah! You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do? Sasuke: Damn. *Has sleeve over nose and mouth* (from smoke) *Grabs shirt and throws me ot the window* Me: Damn you Sasuke *cough cough* (from smoke) I was saving Ino. Sasuke: Forget her and run! Me: I tell you I'm saving Ino and you tell me to run*Smacks head* Sasuke: Because she tried to kill us! Me: *notices Ino on the window sill holding a ax.* The carzy bitch! Sasuke: Told you so. Now run Both run off* *Building collapses behind them. Ino screaming in pain* You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do? Dark: *Brings out camera from nowhere* You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up? Me: *Sitting...in the corner...Next to Gaara, sulking* Gaara: *Tense* *suddenly grips into hug* Me: G-gaara Gaara: *Hugs tighter* *looks at me and smiles evilly* Me: Gaara i can't breath. Gaara: *Laughs like a maniac* You're angry about it afterwards, how does 8 calm you down? Stares at me like a science experiment while writing things down. Making it look more creep because it's Sai he's always creep! You compete in some tournament. How does 9 support you? Kakazu: Beat there asses! I got a lot of money on you! You bitchs better give me your money now so you can save your embarrassment, because T won't ever lose. Me: T-thanks Kakazu. *Sweat drop...and glares at the opponent* You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do? Me: Hahahahahaah! Konan: Uh...T-kun? Me: hehe...Y-haha-yah? konan: ...P-pein died Me: W-what? *shocked, scared, painful look on face* Konan: It's ok now Leader-Sama! He stopped! Pein from background: Arigato Konan! Me: Stupid asshole makin' me stop laughin! I'm goin to kick your asses! Pein: Run Konan he's on a murders rampage! Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why? 'Cause I saw Itachi plan to get rid of me. 2 tells you about her deeply hidden love for number 9. Your reaction? Me: I-ino... What the fuck? Ino: ... Nani? (What?) Me: What the hell did you just say?! Ino: *Cocks head to the side, confused* Me: You just said you had a deep hidden love for Kakazu! Ino: What! I would never love the bastard! I love Sasuke god damn it! *stomps of to find out where the rumor started* Me: ... O.o You're sister is dating number 3 and she introduce him to your parents. Will they get along? Edward: Uhh... hey my name is Edward Elric! I like alchemy, Being in the military, and I'm going to get my brother's body back someday! Parents: O.o He seems ok...He looks like he'll fit you perfectly. You're both short... Sis & Ed: O.o Parents: O.o Sis: Works for me! Come on Ed *Grabs Ed's hand and runs out of the house* In the background you hear Ed ranting about how he's not short* Me: Can't belive they didn't shoot at site.*sweat drops* Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss? ... They both hate each others guts so no. 6 appears to be a player, he breaks many hearts. What do you do? Me: So...Have you told Konan? Pein: *quickly looks away* No Me: You jerk! she fuckin' loves you! *Goes up to pein and kicks his face 'n' keeps it there* Pein: *Let's it happen* POOF* Kakuzu: Hehehe, pay up losers. Me: O.o *Quickly moves away from Kakuzu, who was pretending to be Pein* Most of the Akatsuki member comes out of random closet* Hidan & Kisame: Dammit! Me: WTF? Konan: Kakuzu made a bet on what you would do if Pein said that. Me: *Looks at Kakuzu, who was counting money* you sick bastard... Pein: *walks into office* Why the hell is everyone in here? Me: *Runs to Pein and tells what happened* Pein: Thanks for telling me. *Pets head. Looks at other members* Kakazu, Hidan and Kisame. You three are dead. You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind? Me:...My hair's not that bad, is it? Gaara: *looks away and laughs* N-no...It's kinda funny Me: Die Gaara! *attacks* Number 8 thinks he'll never get a girlfriend. What will you tell him? Me: Of course you won't get a girlfriend your fuckin creepy! Sai:... Really*walks away head lowered* Me: O.o great now i've got to say sorry*runs after Sai* Number 9 gives you a bagel. Do you eat it? Me*Breaks bagel in half to eat it* ... WTF! KAKAZU! Are you trying to kill me? There's rats inside! Kakazu: What...It was cheaper then the fancy ones... Chases Kakazu around* POOF!* Me: What the hell are you doing here Orochimaru? And why the hell did you pretend to be Kakazu and give me a bagel that was full of rats? Orochimaru: So i can have your bodie for my self. *Licks lips with disgustingly long tounge* Me: Sick bastard... 10 wants money and decides to get a job at Chuck E' Cheeses. How long does she stay? Me: Money just doesn't come in the same amount it used to for evil organizations anymore does it? Konan: Nooooope Me: *Camera back away to show full bodies in Chuck E' Cheese uniforms* When the hell can we get out of these things Konan: *Put's hand up to ear* Target spotted. Me: Heeeey! Why do you get a radio? I wanna radio! Konan pulls out a random sack and stuffs a random kid in there* Konan: *To radio* Target aquired Back @ Base* Me: So we were there just to get a bounty? Konan: Yup... Me: Cool... Next time I get to sack the target. 1 offers you a CD. Considering his tastes, do you listen to it? Hellz yah! If it's Itachi prob a type of punk band 2 suddenly goes emo. How does 8 feel about this? Sai: Ino Ino: *In depressed and low voice* Yah. Sai: welcome to the club. Ino: *Back to normal and screams* I DON'T WANT TO BE LIKE YOUUUUU. Sai: Good*walks away* 3 told 6 she started her period. Ed: What the hell do I do! Pein: ...Ed...That's just your stab wound spilling blood...That only happens to girls Ed: Oh... 4 slaps 9 with a fish for going out with 7. ...Well this may be very confusing...but the truth is- That Ed dared Kakazu to go out with Gaara and Sasuke got jealous for some werid reason and slaped Kakazu with a fish. Why a fish we will never know. 5 Comes up to you wearing a big pink dress. What's your reaction? Me: uh...Dark? Dark: Don't. Wanna. Talk. 6 cusses 2 out in German. 3 is secretly watching from behind a bush. What does he do? Pein: Dumme Schlampe Ich sollte Ihr beschissen Esel jetzt Sie verfickten dip Scheiße töten!!!!!!!! Ino: Ahhhhhhh! I don't understand?! Ed:...This is what S-rank criminals do in their spare time? *Sweat drops* Don't seem like that big of a threat. Kunai fly and almost hits the side of Ed's face, but swiftly misses and it hit's a tree* epic battle happens* 7 got high. ...Ok this is gonna be really scary so sit tight k? Gaara: *going around shaking everyones hand* Hi! My name is Gaara! Hi! Hello, how is your day! Mine's fantastic thank you! *singing* I'm Mr. Sand man! Imma bring me a dream! Bum Bum Bum Bum! Make her the cutest that I've ever seen! Bum Bum Bum Bum! Me: Uhhhh...Gaara Gaara: T!!!!!!! *Smiled brightly* Me:...Whats up with y- Gaara: *Kisses T* Me: O.o *pulls back. * Dude we're family and I'm not gay. Kankuro: Found him! Kankuro and Temari run up. Temari takes Gaara home and Kankuro explains* Kankuro:...Sugar high. Me: Thank you kami he kissed me. Kankuro: We'll never speak of this again. Me: Agreed. 9 reads your fanfictions an complains. What is it about? Kakazu: Why is that I'm always a cheap bastard in your storys? Me: You chagered me 10 bucks to use the bathroom! Kakazu: That reminds me I still need that 10 bucks. 3 can't stand 1, so how does he get his revenge when he spills Soda all over him? Ed would probably try to teach Itachi about alchemy, but fail. 10 starts working at a bar.. Me: Konan? Konan: Hai? Me: Who's the target this time? Konan: ...Santa! Me: I get to sack him this time! 2 comes in and tells you she's pregnant from 1. Me: ...ok! I am so not falling for this one! Who is it this time? Hidan? It's Kakuzu again isn't it? *kicks and punches waiting for a poof of smoke* Ino:...What are you doing? You'll hurt the baby! Me: O.o Holy Fu- Number 3 decides to go swimming. Do you go with him? Hell no! He'll drown with his arm and leg pulling him down dragin me with him. 5 is having a birthday party and he picks a theme. What is it? Dark picked traps and priceless art ...shooocker...*note the sarcasm*... 6 and 1 have a deep conversation. What is it most likely about? World domination!!!!!!! 7 stalks 10 home. 9 sees this. What does he do? Gaara: *Following Konan* Konan: *Walking not noticing* Kakazu: *Happens to be walking by after getting money from random gang. Notices. Pulls Gaara away and pushes him against a wall* Kakazu: You asshole! hmph! What would Ino think of you? Gaara: ...I was following her hoping to get a lead on the Akatsuki. Don't misunderstand. Besides, who are you to be talking about Ino *Narrows eyes* Kakazu: Hmmmm. I wonder if I should tag along? Konan might have alot of money at home *smirks* Me: Hey guys! Gaara & Kakazu: *Startled. backs away from each other* Me: Hmmm? I didn't know you guys hung out? Kakazu: Ahhh...wellll... Gaara: We met by accident Kakazu: Yup. I was just on my way back to the base. Me: Cool how bout we all follow Konan home *Smirks evily* Gaara & Kakazu. *Thinking* You just can't say no to him can you? Especially when he smirks like that... 8 buys a computer. What is the first thing he does on it? Sai would look things up on paintings, ink or buy a story on life. If you had the chance to rewrite 1's life, how would you change it? Well, since the Uchiha clan kinda deserved to die, cause they were plotting against Konoha I wouldn't change that, but I would make it so he could stay in Konoha and not have scarred his relationship with Sasuke. 9 and 2 are depressed, why? Kakazu: Can't find any good people to take money from. Ino: Got rejected T-kun 4,6, and 7 are doing the Hokey-Pokey. 8 walks in. What happens? Sai: *Walks in* Sasuke, Pein, Gaara: O.o Sai: -_- Me: *Walked in without a shirt and wearing a boy hula skirt on* Hellz yah! Let's get this party started!...oh...I..uh...am just gonna...leave now... Think 8 could be a super model? He'd look kind da creep but will be able to do it. |
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