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Author has written 12 stories for Harry Potter, and Jurassic Park.

Greetings! I is the psychotic house-elf! I brings good tidings of entertainment to lonely neckbeardses and bigwhaleses of fanfiction.net! I is very much pleased to be serving you all the rotten words you asks for, kind sirs and madams. I also gets the rope and bleach if kind sir or madam requires.

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That Was Part of the Plan by LysandraLeigh reviews
One year has passed since Lyra (formerly Bellatrix) Black traveled thirty years into an alternate future. Unfortunately, this means she's expected to go back to boring Hogwarts for more boring normal people stuff. Except, there is that Tournament thing. And Angel Black. And her muggleborn girlfriend. And maybe an international incident or two... Never mind, should be fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 459,948 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 475 - Updated: 8/27 - Published: 11/24/2019 - Harry P., Hermione G., Bellatrix L.
As We Chase the Sun by intheinkpot reviews
After torturing the Longbottoms, Bellatrix Lestrange fakes her death to escape the Aurors. An unregistered Animagus, she continues her search for her master. But there is a reason that Animagus transformations are so dangerous. Isolated and without human contact, she loses herself. When Sirius discovers her in the Forbidden Forest, Dumbledore hatches a plan. Black family centric.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 31 - Words: 157,277 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 889 - Updated: 8/5 - Published: 4/9/2018 - [Bellatrix L., Hermione G.] Narcissa M., Andromeda T.
Harry Potter and the Prince of Slytherin by The Sinister Man reviews
Harry Potter was Sorted into Slytherin after a crappy childhood. His brother Jim is believed to be the BWL. Think you know this story? Think again. Year Four starts on 9/1/20. NO romantic pairings prior to Fourth Year. Basically good Dumbledore and Weasleys. Limited bashing (mainly of James).
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 138 - Words: 1,091,823 - Reviews: 15112 - Favs: 13,936 - Follows: 15,758 - Updated: 7/20 - Published: 4/17/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Neville L., Theodore N.
Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
As the unwitting personification of Death, reality exists to Lily through the veil of a backstage curtain, a transient stage show performed by actors who take their roles only too seriously. But as the Girl-Who-Lived, Lily's role to play is the most important of all, and come hell or high water play it she will, regardless of how awful Wizard Lenin seems to think she is at her job.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 73 - Words: 438,017 - Reviews: 4935 - Favs: 6,434 - Follows: 6,406 - Updated: 7/8 - Published: 12/8/2013 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.]
The Mind Arts by Wu Gang reviews
What is more terrifying? A wizard who can kick down your door or a wizard who can look at you and know your every thought? Harry's journey into the mind arts begins with a bout of accidental magic and he practices it and hungers for the feelings it brings. [Major Canon Divergences beginning Third Year.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 27 - Words: 207,727 - Reviews: 1922 - Favs: 6,674 - Follows: 8,308 - Updated: 7/4 - Published: 11/27/2017 - Harry P., Albus D., Daphne G., Gellert G.
Harry Potter and the Scrambled Sorting by TendraelUmbra reviews
The houses of Hogwarts are growing stagnant, and a certain sentient Hat is dismayed over this turn of events. It decides to take matters into its own hands, taking advantage of several obscure rules to sort students where the Hat wants them, not where heredity or their own desires want them to be. The result? A mess that gradually pulls the student body into utter chaos.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 90,024 - Reviews: 620 - Favs: 2,310 - Follows: 3,489 - Updated: 6/25 - Published: 4/8/2019 - Harry P., Hermione G., Daphne G., Tracey D.
Phoenix Insurgent by BolshevikMuppet99 reviews
Ousted from Hogwarts by a gang of corrupt, incompetent officials, Albus comes to the understanding that Voldemort is not his only enemy. Now, fighting on two fronts against the Ministry and Voldemort, he finds himself in dire need of an ally. One who, like him, is a wizard of uncommon power and skill. Canon Departure from OotP. Gen.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 69,382 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 552 - Updated: 6/6 - Published: 6/25/2019 - Harry P., Voldemort, Albus D., Gellert G.
The Boy Who Never Cried Wolf by Acexx reviews
Always Waiting. People develop rules they live by over time, the Marauders have one in particular that comforts them no matter what. Always Waiting. When someone does something bad, they'll always be waiting for them to come back to them. Always Waiting. ...But what happens when there's no one left to wait for? Remus knows, but he knows something else too. He'll always be waiting
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 58 - Words: 391,279 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 5/2 - Published: 2/13/2018 - Sirius B., Remus L., Severus S., Bellatrix L. - Complete
The place we call home by LisbethMegalomania reviews
Hermione finds herself in a bit of a situation, when she wakes up in 1937 scared and confused. Back in her 10-year-old body she must come to terms with her new life fast if she wants to prevent the future from repeating itself. If there only wasn't the small problem of the Lestrange brothers having come back as well. Pureblood!Hermione (Kind of)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 126,475 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 607 - Follows: 925 - Updated: 5/2 - Published: 1/6/2018 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr., Rodolphus L., Rabastan L.
Birds become Dragons by NefariaBlack reviews
The Malfoys run from the Battle of Hogwarts. Decisions must be made. A child sleeps inside the Manor, a secret creature for them to guard. AU where Delphini is not raised by the Rowles. Work in progress, nearing its end.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 58 - Words: 240,002 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 4/10 - Published: 6/14/2017 - Draco M., Lucius M., Narcissa M., Delphi Riddle
Black Ink, Red Rose by BolshevikMuppet99 reviews
Try as she might, Ginny can't make herself stop loving Tom. The knowledge of his true identity doesn't prevent the memories of how wonderful he was from consuming her thoughts. Even though it makes her a monster, she can't stop thinking about him. And if the opportunity to help him came up, well. She was always told to listen to her heart. Eventual Ginny/Bellatrix
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 44 - Words: 255,004 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 3/2 - Published: 6/4/2019 - Ginny W., Voldemort, Bellatrix L., Luna L. - Complete
Bellatrix Weasley by brightsilverkitty reviews
After a mishap at the Department of Mysteries, Bellatrix is adopted into the Weasley Family. These are their stories. Or at least, a quick series of flashes in the life of Bellatrix Weasley during her childhood and years at Hogwarts. A crack fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,873 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 2/15 - Published: 11/27/2018 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Bellatrix L.
The Hundred Acre Wood by DracaDelirus reviews
AU Eleven-year-old Harry's fondest wish is to disappear. With help from friends in a magical storybook he just might succeed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 74 - Words: 458,919 - Reviews: 635 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 649 - Updated: 2/4 - Published: 3/6/2008 - Harry P.
All According to Plan by LysandraLeigh reviews
Thirteen-year-old Bella Black intended to go back in time to start a war in service to her patron goddess. Ritual magic goes awry and she finds herself in 1993, faced with a failing House of Black, an insane alter ego, and a Dark Lord on the rise. Chaos ensues. Title drop. (A collaboration by LeighaGreene and inwardtransience)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 470,119 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 912 - Follows: 975 - Updated: 12/7/2019 - Published: 7/14/2018 - Harry P., Hermione G., Bellatrix L., Blaise Z. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Chrysalis by the Imaginizer reviews
In which Harry Potter learns that even an unbroken soul is not immutable, and that everything has a price. The price of love is loss; the price of knowledge is understanding; the price of life is death; and the price of mastering Death...is far more than he ever wanted to pay. A continuation of Harry Potter and the Accidental Horcrux.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 211,489 - Reviews: 1626 - Favs: 2,483 - Follows: 3,118 - Updated: 11/17/2019 - Published: 12/18/2016
Magical Metamorphosis by Eon the Dragon Mage reviews
Concerned when Hermione sleeps late, Harry decides to check on her and climbs the Gryffindor Girls' Stairs. This begins a journey of self-exploration and transition for Harry as she blossoms into her true self. Transgender Characters. Trans Girl!Harry Potter. [Sporadic Updates - Not Abandoned]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 164,115 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 1,000 - Follows: 1,212 - Updated: 9/30/2019 - Published: 5/28/2017 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
Worthy of Magic by Sage Ra reviews
A tale of a twisted Harry's view on Magic and his journey. On Hiatus
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 61 - Words: 180,646 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 1,481 - Follows: 1,613 - Updated: 8/9/2019 - Published: 1/14/2018 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter Without Harry Potter by slythernim reviews
Suppose Tom Riddle never bothers to show mercy, and Harry Potter dies with his parents? What would that mean for the world, to have no Boy-Who-Lived to save them? ("A couple of stubborn kids" just doesn't have the same ring to it.)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 58 - Words: 120,128 - Reviews: 595 - Favs: 645 - Follows: 831 - Updated: 8/5/2019 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Neville L., Ron W.
The Sun Dog by enembee reviews
I am Harry Potter and I've just destroyed everything; space, time, matter and all twenty-six dimensions of our fragile little world in the twinkling of an eye. I am Harry Potter and I have just irreparably violated Global Causality. Take that Hawking.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,434 - Reviews: 515 - Favs: 1,629 - Follows: 2,217 - Updated: 7/2/2019 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Dark Lord Who by Naidhe reviews
Bellatrix Lestrange uses dark, sacrificial magic to bring the Dark Lord back to life after Harry Potter has given his life to defeat him. However, asking for a "Dark Lord" turns out to be a tad bit too ambiguous. Baba Yaga is having fun, Godelot is a sadistic bastard, Herpo the Foul brags about his horcrux, Tom Riddle is unimpressed. (Dark)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,944 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 6/29/2019 - Published: 8/5/2018 - [Tom R. Jr., Hermione G.] Theodore N., OC
Crazy Like a Snake by Sacred Dust reviews
Destiny goes flying out the window when dotty, eccentric Luna Lovegood is sorted into Slytherin. Draco thinks it's an outrage. Snape thinks fate is punishing him. Harry and his friends don't know what to think. Luna suspects the nargles. [Chamber of Secrets AU - grey Luna, smart Draco]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 171,860 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 5/26/2019 - Published: 1/13/2018 - [Draco M., Luna L.] Hermione G., Ginny W.
Dis-Moi, Lune d'Argent by vifetoile89 reviews
Luna is not a normal girl, especially not at full moon. A story about Luna, her mother, and a few secrets, never to be told. Speculative or Alternate Universe. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,818 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/20/2019 - Published: 12/21/2018 - Ginny W., Luna L., Xenophilius L., Pandora L. - Complete
We Are Many by BolshevikMuppet99 reviews
After growing concerned about some of his political decisions, Hermione decides to confront Minister for Magic Harry Potter, fifteen years after Voldemort's defeat. All she can hope is that she's overreacting, and that her worries are unfounded. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,106 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 40 - Published: 4/17/2019 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
Devil Take The Hindmost by TaleCaster reviews
Voldemort discovers his connection with Harry Potter shortly after his defeat, and star-sworn enemies unite. They never should have left Harriet behind with those muggles! My Version of the 'Voldemort befriends Harry' trope. Fem!Harry. Eventual LV/HP DARK!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 121,328 - Reviews: 463 - Favs: 1,901 - Follows: 2,372 - Updated: 3/5/2019 - Published: 5/17/2017 - [Voldemort, Harry P.]
Full Circle by tetsurashian reviews
Harry and Tom's souls are tied together. Which is why they're in this endless loop of rebirth. At some point, they stopped caring and just started fucking with people. (slightly crack AU w/ some seriousness) MoD!Harry, kinda soulmates!TMRHP SLASH M/M
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 71,334 - Reviews: 3063 - Favs: 7,943 - Follows: 8,745 - Updated: 1/31/2019 - Published: 4/21/2016 - [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.]
The Serpent's Gaze by DictionaryWrites reviews
The pride of a Slytherin is in his resource and cunning, and in the serpent's discerning gaze. Slytherin!Harry, assorted ships. Heavy violence. No Lord Potter, no creature inheritance, no bashing - AU plots (no Riddle diary, no Department of Mysteries, no manipulative!Dumbledore, no Horcruxes). Character-focused and plot-heavy. Cross-posted to Ao3. POV between HP and SS.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 125 - Words: 357,626 - Reviews: 1017 - Favs: 1,329 - Follows: 1,686 - Updated: 11/29/2018 - Published: 4/14/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Severus S.
The Purge by Redbayly reviews
When a man is pushed to the end of his tether, be prepared for violent retribution. The magical world had better prepare itself for the turning of the tide. If the magical government cannot be trusted to protect its people, then Harry Potter will just have to do it himself. Trigger Warning: Graphic depictions of violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Crime/Horror - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,413 - Reviews: 728 - Favs: 2,448 - Follows: 2,850 - Updated: 11/8/2018 - Published: 9/8/2016 - Harry P.
Reformed, Returned and Really Trying by Starfox5 reviews
AU. With Albus dead, there's only one wizard left to continue his fight. His oldest friend. His true love. There's no better choice for defeating a Dark Lord bent on murdering all muggleborns than the one wizard who gathered them under his banner once before. True, things went a little out of hand, but Gellert Grindelwald has changed. If only everyone else would realise this...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 52,946 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 1,007 - Follows: 538 - Updated: 8/31/2018 - Published: 8/25/2018 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Gellert G. - Complete
The Devotion of a Broken Witch by Goth Albino Angel reviews
Hermione is captured during the Death Eater raid on the Department of Mysteries. Bellatrix doesn't get ahold of her until every OTHER Death Eater at the battle has had their way with her. Bellatrix puts her through hell, but what happens when Bellatrix pushes her too far? Things change completely after that. Slight AU, obviously. Rated M for good reason.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 81,294 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 795 - Updated: 8/26/2018 - Published: 1/9/2013 - Hermione G., Ginny W., Bellatrix L., Luna L.
Tempted by the-purple-black reviews
In a world where Bellatrix and Rodolphus Lestrange were never arrested for their crimes, Bellatrix spends the years before her masters return preparing and searching for him. Though when she discovers her young niece, she sees the perfect soldier for his cause and makes it her mission to tempt her away from her good girl ways and over to her way of seeing. Dark!Tonks AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 52 - Words: 199,663 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 7/24/2018 - Published: 5/1/2017 - [Rodolphus L., Bellatrix L.] N. Tonks, Andromeda T. - Complete
Unforgivable by Baked The Author reviews
Before the Horcrux hunt can properly begin, Harry and his friends have the carpet pulled from under them, resulting in desperate measures; meanwhile, Bellatrix juggles teaching her apprentice while trying to keep her Lord's empire from falling apart; "The rules of war?" she asked, pressing her wand to the clerk's temple, "What rules?" FIRST TIME READERS, READ WARNING
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 71,675 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 7/5/2018 - Published: 2/16/2018 - Harry P., Hermione G., Voldemort, Bellatrix L.
Dark as Night by LavenderStorm reviews
After Lily's death, her elder son was sent to live with the Dursleys. Abused for six years, Harry was rescued and adopted by Voldemort. He grows into his powers as the Dark Lord's heir at Durmstrang and, eventually, Hogwarts. Before the end, Harry has to face his biological family once more as the heir to the Dark Lord. Dark!Harry (adopted)Father!Voldemort
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 39 - Words: 193,784 - Reviews: 1972 - Favs: 5,013 - Follows: 5,346 - Updated: 6/6/2018 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort
Parselbrat by Leikiz reviews
Harry discovers Parseltongue a little earlier. As magic goes, it's not very useful. It's enough to make a few friends though. And isn't that enough? (Fem!Harry)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 57,623 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 1,278 - Follows: 1,809 - Updated: 4/14/2018 - Published: 4/20/2017 - Harry P., Voldemort, Q. Quirrell, Nagini
Like a Red Headed Stepchild by mugglesftw reviews
Harry Potter was born with red hair, but the Dursley's always treated him like the proverbial red-headed stepchild. Once he enters the wizarding world however, everyone assumes he's just another Weasley. To Harry's surprise, the Weasleys don't seem to mind. Now written by Gilderoy Lockhart, against everyone's better judgement.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 186,112 - Reviews: 1973 - Favs: 3,054 - Follows: 2,827 - Updated: 4/8/2018 - Published: 2/25/2017 - Harry P., Ron W., Percy W., Fred W.
Toast to Tomorrow by charis-chan reviews
She's made a deal to change history and save the one she loves the most. Now, she is back in a body five years younger than she should be, abused, orphaned and with a sentence to carry out, but with just one goal: kill Voldemort, and hopefully, see those she loves living a happily-ever-after. Travel-Time story. OOC and AU starting on GoF. SUPER ANGST FILLED.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 42 - Words: 244,496 - Reviews: 631 - Favs: 633 - Follows: 866 - Updated: 3/19/2018 - Published: 7/2/2014 - [Hermione G., Luna L.] Harry P.
Harry the Hufflepuff by BajaB reviews
Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,190 - Reviews: 1566 - Favs: 9,347 - Follows: 3,221 - Updated: 3/12/2018 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Into Your Gravity by sockyferret reviews
When Luna makes a terrible mistake and ends up in a time she never imagined she'd been in, what will happen before she gets back? And what will she do when she realizes that Tom Riddle is in her year? Rated M for language, violence, sexual content. *This story is in the process of an edit for more canon compliance & (hopefully) better writing. 12/32 chapters edited.* Sequel now up.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 76,279 - Reviews: 1242 - Favs: 2,008 - Follows: 1,024 - Updated: 3/2/2018 - Published: 8/8/2007 - [Luna L., Tom R. Jr.] - Complete
Dead Man Walking by Kitty Smith reviews
Harry's lived a long life. A good life. He's ready to go, but like all bureaucracies, Death's a little behind on their paperwork. He'll be fine in a temporary storage track, right? AU Epilogue-compliant WARNINGS: ineffective suicide(s), light gore, swearing, off-kilter humor, sort of dark!Harry, sort of time travel
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 46,952 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 704 - Follows: 980 - Updated: 1/6/2018 - Published: 4/22/2014 - Harry P., G. Ollivander
Monstrous by The Mad Mad Reviewer reviews
Something new has arrived in the Forbidden Forest, and the Boy-Who-Lived never arrived at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33,831 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 2,863 - Follows: 975 - Published: 12/10/2017 - Complete
The Daring Win by Lomonaaeren reviews
The year: 1987. The place: Muggle London. The situation: The Boy-Who-Lived is being treated horribly by his Muggle relatives. A young witch must take him in for the Ministry's good and his. The witch's name: Dolores Umbridge. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 109,533 - Reviews: 727 - Favs: 1,047 - Follows: 881 - Updated: 10/7/2017 - Published: 6/18/2016 - Harry P., Dolores U. - Complete
Mother Knows Best by The Seven of Us reviews
A oneshot where Harry's youth and misery is obvious, even to the dragon. Set in fourth year. By Ruby.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,927 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 9/17/2017 - Published: 11/1/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Session Transcripts by lastcrazyhorn reviews
What happens when a brain damaged Harry and a transgender Hermione both get sorted into Slytherin? Snape's not sure, but he thinks it's likely to be an interesting term. This story follows various first years through the trials of their first year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 134,660 - Reviews: 2584 - Favs: 4,244 - Follows: 4,772 - Updated: 7/8/2017 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Severus S., Harry P.
What Would Broz Do? A Harry & Ron Series of Events by vlad the inhaler reviews
A collection of related one-shots spanning Hogwarts, where Hermione never has her Halloween epiphany and so the trio never forms, leaving Harry & Ron to bro their way through Hogwarts, forced to learn for themselves what they need to know.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,363 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 5/23/2017 - Published: 4/2/2017 - Harry P., Ron W.
Deliria by Cetanu the Wraith Master reviews
Alice Lily Potter thought her seventh birthday was turning out to be the worst one yet. At least it was until a gift given to her long ago begins to unwrap itself in her mind and changes the course of her miserable life. The Wizarding World is not prepared for what is to come. Fem!Harry, Dark!Harry, Slythern!Harry. Currently in Second Year at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 101,577 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 593 - Updated: 5/12/2017 - Published: 11/21/2016 - Harry P.
Warning Signs Read Desolation by minidraken reviews
Trying to protect the Philosopher's Stone, Harry is kidnapped by Voldemort, who uses Legilimency on him and learns that he is a Horcrux. After that, Harry is forced to learn how to survive the violent and surreal reality of Voldemort's everyday life, and try his best to make it back to Hogwarts in one piece. Simultaneously, a war looms on the horizon. Grey!Harry Sane!Voldemort
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Suspense - Chapters: 28 - Words: 169,797 - Reviews: 687 - Favs: 1,668 - Follows: 2,029 - Updated: 1/29/2017 - Published: 7/4/2015 - Harry P., Severus S., Voldemort, Q. Quirrell
Harry Potter and the Accidental Horcrux by the Imaginizer reviews
In which Harry Potter learns that friends can be made in the unlikeliest places...even in your own head. Alone and unwanted, eight-year-old Harry finds solace and purpose in a conscious piece of Tom Riddle's soul, unaware of the price he would pay for befriending the dark lord. But perhaps in the end it would all be worth it...because he'd never be alone again.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 52 - Words: 273,485 - Reviews: 2394 - Favs: 4,435 - Follows: 3,390 - Updated: 12/18/2016 - Published: 1/30/2016 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Jesus and Hitler: A Romance by Angkras reviews
Adolph Hitler travels back in time and meets a man who will change his life forever.
Bible - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,549 - Reviews: 1834 - Favs: 560 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 12/10/2016 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Jesus
Letters: The Year with the Snake by TwilightRamblings reviews
Sequel to Letters: Year with the Stone. Harry, Dudley and the rest of the gang return to Hogwarts for their second year but the dangers this year are both more dangerous and more sinister than the last. WARNING: Non-graphic sexual abuse and mentions of child abuse/neglect.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 83,597 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 1,018 - Updated: 9/4/2016 - Published: 11/4/2011 - Severus S., Harry P.
And From the Shadows by Robbins2 reviews
Severus Snape, Head of Slytherin House at Hogwarts has been charged with protecting a young girl who stand before unknown danger. Luna Lovegood is left all alone when her father goes missing. Professor Snape does not wish to trade his solitude but he cannot turn his back on duty. Could they end up saving each other?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 75,319 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 8/3/2016 - Published: 10/27/2015 - Severus S., Luna L. - Complete
Shadowed Malice by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
11 years ago, my 'brother' survived the killing curse. 8 years ago I was given up for adoption. 5 years ago, my orphanage was destroyed in a bloodbath. 4 years ago I found my place at the Dark Lords side. And now, i'm going to Hogwarts, I am Harry Potter
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 60 - Words: 228,778 - Reviews: 2920 - Favs: 4,921 - Follows: 2,949 - Updated: 6/27/2016 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
I Know Not, and I Cannot Know--Yet I Live and I Love by billowsandsmoke reviews
Severus Snape has his emotions in check. He knows that he experiences anger and self-loathing and a bitter yearning, and that he rarely deviates from that spectrum… Until the first-year Luna Lovegood arrives to his class wearing a wreath of baby's breath. Over the next six years, an odd friendship grows between the two, and Snape is not sure how he feels about any of it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 32,487 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 1,304 - Follows: 309 - Published: 4/30/2016 - Harry P., Severus S., Luna L. - Complete
Without Her Letter by Colubrina reviews
A decision is made to protect Muggle-borns from the continual war by not inviting them to Hogwarts. This was, perhaps, not a wise choice. Hermione Granger was certainly not amused. Dramione. AU. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,881 - Reviews: 703 - Favs: 2,068 - Follows: 828 - Updated: 1/3/2016 - Published: 12/28/2015 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] [Narcissa M., Lucius M.] - Complete
Black Princess Ascendant by Silently Watches reviews
Second in the Black Queen series. Last year, Jen had to contend with a deadly Tournament, a revived Dark Lord, a meddlesome Headmaster, and worst of all, reconciliation attempts by her parents. Surely her OWL year can't be anywhere near as complicated. Can it? NOT for children!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 301,803 - Reviews: 3696 - Favs: 4,004 - Follows: 3,326 - Updated: 9/16/2015 - Published: 12/18/2013 - [Harry P., Luna L.] Sirius B. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Dark Passenger by Sarcasm Dragon reviews
When he witnessed the murder of his parents, the darkness got in him. Dumbledore took him in, taught him the best he could, and when it was clear the darkness was in too early, Albus taught Harry how to hide it, and how to get away with killing. AU based heavily on Darkly Dreaming Dexter by Jeff Lindsay. Update: New sections in chapter 5.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,669 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 6/18/2015 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Harry P., Remus L., Cho C., Fenrir G. - Complete
Trial By Troll by DLPalindrome reviews
The boy from the train was right. In order to be Sorted, they really did have to fight a troll.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,956 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 350 - Published: 3/11/2015 - Harry P. - Complete
A Little Child Shall Lead Them by White Squirrel reviews
After the war, Hermione is haunted by the friends she lost, so she comes up with an audacious plan to fix it, starting way back with Harry's parents. Now, all she has to do is get herself taken seriously in 1981, and then find a way to get her old life back when she's done.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,818 - Reviews: 497 - Favs: 2,118 - Follows: 905 - Updated: 1/16/2015 - Published: 12/5/2014 - Hermione G. - Complete
Susan Bones and the Prisoner of Azkaban by joemjackson reviews
What if Harry Potter was sent to Azkaban for killing Cedric Diggory? What if a Hufflepuff questioned his conviction?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 49 - Words: 274,874 - Reviews: 1795 - Favs: 2,714 - Follows: 2,539 - Updated: 10/29/2014 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Heir to a Warlord by OccAmy Phyre reviews
At six years old Harry Potter becomes the heir to a Somali Warlord. This story follows his life from 6 to 16 years of age as he grows up in a country ripped apart by war before being dragged into the one waged against Voldemort. dark!Harry - eventual HPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 185,712 - Reviews: 1300 - Favs: 1,660 - Follows: 1,841 - Updated: 9/20/2014 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Harry P., Draco M.
Fiddlesticks by Basil to Blithe reviews
When Harry makes a spirited attempt to give that dastardly prophecy the old what for by possessing his infant self and killing his own parents, James turns out to be less than cooperative. What a bother!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,402 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 8/17/2014 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Harry P., James P.
Prince of the Dark Kingdom by Mizuni-sama reviews
Ten years ago, Voldemort created his kingdom. Now a confused young wizard stumbles into it, and carves out a destiny. AU. Nondark Harry. MentorVoldemort. VII Ch.8 In which someone is dead, wounded, or kidnapped in every scene.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 147 - Words: 1,253,480 - Reviews: 11263 - Favs: 8,023 - Follows: 7,128 - Updated: 6/17/2014 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort
One Wizard Too Many by KUCrow1997 reviews
Harry gets picked for the Triwizard Tournament. He does not like this. Mayhem, destruction, and HHR. OOC Harry. M for violence and frequent profanity.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 61,117 - Reviews: 1915 - Favs: 5,380 - Follows: 6,268 - Updated: 5/23/2014 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Enveloped in the Darkness by Brigade reviews
Harry was left at an orphanage after his parents met their demise. There, he finds nothing but suffering until he rejoins the Wizarding World. Dumbledore may hope for Harry to be a kind soul, but he's made mistakes. And what he gets is a future Death Eater. Harry is Dark, Harry is ruthless, and he is siding with Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 144,170 - Reviews: 1716 - Favs: 5,104 - Follows: 3,595 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 11/14/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Tom Riddle and the Hard Times by poultanzas reviews
A little experiment with a non-psychopathic Riddle.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,191 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/5/2014 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Bellatrix L., Tom R. Jr.
Princess of the Blacks by Silently Watches reviews
First in the Black Queen series. Sirius searches for his goddaughter and finds her in one of the least expected and worst possible locations and lifestyles. How was he to know just how many problems bringing her home would cause? DARK and NOT for children. fem!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 35 - Words: 189,338 - Reviews: 2211 - Favs: 5,967 - Follows: 3,753 - Updated: 12/18/2013 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Harry P., Luna L., Viktor K., Cedric D. - Complete
Red Headed Stepchild by sfjoellen reviews
Transgender Harry. fem!Harry Harry/Hermione. Dumbledore bashing. Mature Language and Themes. Not Explicit. Not Stupidly Overpowered Harry. Not Stupid Adults.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 110,435 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 709 - Follows: 982 - Updated: 10/10/2013 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Of Elusive Realities and Convincing Facades by cosettex reviews
Hermione deludes herself into thinking she loves Ron, Ron deludes himself into thinking he and Hermione are happy, Voldemort deludes The Order into thinking he's keeping his ..
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 192,263 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 620 - Follows: 589 - Updated: 9/28/2013 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Hermione G., Voldemort - Complete
Delenda Est by Lord Silvere reviews
Harry is a prisoner, and Bellatrix has fallen from grace. The accidental activation of Bella's treasured heirloom results in another chance for Harry. It also gives him the opportunity to make the acquaintance of the young and enigmatic Bellatrix Black as they change the course of history.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 46 - Words: 392,449 - Reviews: 7791 - Favs: 15,597 - Follows: 9,545 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Harry P., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Connections by aszecsei reviews
In canon, Harry sought the acceptance of the adults around him. Tom Riddle sought to exercise power over everyone else. This Harry never wants to feel helpless again. Sociopath!Harry, some minor Harry/Fleur.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 31,311 - Reviews: 652 - Favs: 2,088 - Follows: 2,309 - Updated: 7/6/2013 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Harry P.
The Faintest Kiss by Assonant reviews
Soul: a part of humans spirits and morals. Dementors take this when they fully Kiss a victim. But what happens when someone isn't fully Kissed? Harry would find this dilemma of his worrying except he doesn't exactly care about right or wrong anymore...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,050 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 579 - Follows: 648 - Updated: 3/14/2013 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Harry P.
The Shirt by Crownworthy reviews
When Harry's aunt and uncle give him Dudley's favourite shirt, because it is too small for the large boy, none of the involved can forsee the consequences!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,044 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/6/2013 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Harry P., Dudley D.
Bride of Dolohov by DZAuthor AKA DZMom reviews
Antonin Dolohov, Death Eater, was obliviated and humiliated because Potter got away. Hannah Abbott was disowned by her family because of wizard war politics. Manipulator!Phoenix!Snape. Unspeakable!father of Hannah. Gothic-style romance. Alchemical allegory: the must virgin tame the black dragon. Contains vulgar language, situations & imagery suitable for mature readers.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,229 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/4/2013 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Antonin D., Hannah A.
Professor Riddle and the Quest for Tenure by Zalgo Jenkins reviews
More than two decades ago, Headmaster Dippet made the fateful decision to hire Tom Riddle as an associate Hogwarts professor. And now, at last, Riddle's double life as Lord Voldemort is threatening to bring the Wizarding World to its knees…if only he can convince his students to leave him alone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,949 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 513 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 11/15/2012 - Voldemort
Hagrid and the Skoolgurlz by Mosaic and the Skoolgurlz reviews
In the most METAL story you'll ever read, Hagrid, Luna, Ron, Aragog, McGonagall, and Dumbledore form a heavy metal band. Will this band have the balls to make it? You decide! Maybe. Not really. Dumbledore/Cthulhu, Luna/Yaoi, Your Mom/Everyone
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,103 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/23/2012 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Rubeus H., Luna L.
The Right Hand Path by Sophiax reviews
Merope survives to raise her son, Tom Riddle. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 90,252 - Reviews: 794 - Favs: 1,397 - Follows: 1,290 - Updated: 11/8/2012 - Published: 10/30/2006 - Tom R. Jr., Merope G.
Harry Potter and the Most Electrifying Man by SSVD reviews
Dumbledore found another living relative for Harry to live with. One who is the most electrifying man in all of entertainment.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,395 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 9/26/2012 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
A Different Kind of Battle by GrandeVanillaSkimLatte reviews
Moving home was harder for Charlie than he expected. However it isn't family that keep him from returning to Romania but a broken woman, lost in her own shattered mind who desperately needs his help. CharlieLuna.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,231 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Charlie W., Luna L. - Complete
Harriet Potter by tinyrose65 reviews
Orphaned Harriet Potter is not extraordinary in any way. But when some mysterious people show up at her Aunt and Uncle's and claim to be her parents, she learns of an untold past and that she might not be as normal as she believed. (AU! Fem!Harry)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 27 - Words: 200,809 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 996 - Follows: 590 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Complete
Wings to Fly by TuesdayNovember reviews
With young Harry's death, Lord Voldemort takes over the Ministry, putting into place new laws that quickly find the Weasleys on the wrong side of danger. Written for the fic exchange at xoxLewrahxox's Bellatrix Lestrange forum.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,431 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Bill W., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Change of Heart by Kiera777 reviews
PostDH.What if Bellatrix and Voldemort survived after the Battle?Bellatrix is sent back to the time when she was in school by Voldemort and is instructed to befriend her former enemies such as James,Lily,Sirius and Remus and convert them to the Dark Side
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 96,865 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 7/9/2012 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Bellatrix L.
Yes, I am Harry's Brother by Ynyr reviews
Five years after his defeat the shade of Voldemort visits Harry Potter, and has a slight accident with one of his Horcruxes. The Dark Lord wanted a new body, but this isn't what he had in mind.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 25 - Words: 76,131 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 1,019 - Follows: 455 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Voldemort, N. Tonks - Complete
Nothing In Return by SailorChibi reviews
When an imperiused Ron destroys all bonds between the Potters and the Weasleys, Ginny is left with a terrible choice: disown herself and keep loving and supporting Harry from afar, or be forced to hate him against her will. Grey!Harry, eventual H/G Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 43 - Words: 221,980 - Reviews: 630 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 454 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Wonderful Wood Chipper by twistyguru reviews
Harry has a wood chipper! A new way of destroying horcruxes and dealing with the Dark Lord and gits! . Multiple bashings, H/Hr ship. Crack!Fic, One Shot, Complete. Violence, touch of gore, but no more than a driver's education film or the evening news. A total and utter waste of time. I'd read something else if I were you. Non-epilogue compliant, no spoilers, AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,965 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 68 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
James Potter & Friends by James Potter Gets Shit Done reviews
The cereal was his friend. There were many bits of cereal in an average bowl full of cereal. Bowlfuls, even. Cereal generally meant 'many', as in 'serial' killings. Not just one, but many. James felt as if every crunchy piece of cereal was like a devoted fan.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 771 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/9/2012 - James P.
James Potter Was Sad by James Potter Gets Shit Done reviews
James Potter was sad
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/9/2012 - James P.
Letters: The Year With the Stone by TwilightRamblings reviews
When Harry Potter received his letter for Hogwarts, he hardly expected his cousin, Dudley, to receive one as well. And how will Professor Snape react to a Slytherin Harry? In answer to a challenge from Potions and Snitches.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 38 - Words: 227,749 - Reviews: 1099 - Favs: 2,074 - Follows: 1,391 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
He Had It Coming by GavrocheDiedForYourSins reviews
Luna Lovegood: the picture of innocence...or is she? Warning: may contain some violence and psychopathy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,173 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/5/2012 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Luna L. - Complete
Grant, O'Flaherty, Pennyfeather by A Being Of Violet Fire reviews
What if everyone was wrong? What if Binns wasn't just an old, stuffy, boring professor both before & after his death? What if he was more dark, twisted, & mad than anyone had ever suspected? What if a certain Second Year class almost uncovered the truth?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,550 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Hermione G., C. Binns - Complete
Hiding in the Cupboard by loveisforfairytales reviews
He never could escape the cupboard. During OotP; Ignores HBP and DH. Warnings: character death and implied child abuse
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 924 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Harry P., Emmeline V. - Complete
Help of a Seer by Aealket reviews
When Luna's dad is killed, things change. Post Order of the Phoenix HP/LL
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 159,424 - Reviews: 1171 - Favs: 2,612 - Follows: 1,292 - Updated: 3/27/2012 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
The Difethiad by TuesdayNovember reviews
Oneshot, for the 'rewriting' challenge at xoxLewrahxox's forum. Passion, madness, lies, and betrayal cause the downfall of the houses of Black and Malfoy. AU, extremely dark.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,531 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Regulus B., Lucius M. - Complete
Hermione Granger, the Slytherin by Lizard23 reviews
Hermione, as a first year, is sorted into Slytherin. With both Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter fighting for her friendship, along with the ever protectiveness of her Head of House, Severus Snape, her career at Hogwarts is bound to be anything but dull. HGSS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 107,588 - Reviews: 770 - Favs: 986 - Follows: 1,240 - Updated: 2/27/2012 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S.
The Hole by Inkfire reviews
He was day and night, the blinding light and the thousand nuances in-between. A series of Bellamort drabbles for the Time of Day challenge on the Dark Lord's Most Faithful forum.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,342 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Bellatrix L., Voldemort - Complete
Peacocks Understand by Abigail Belle reviews
No one understands Lucius like his peacocks do. Written for Forum Birthday Challenge #1 on xoxLewrahxox's Bellatrix Lestrange forum. Lucius/Peacock.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 366 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Lucius M.
A Man Called Fenrir by Intestines reviews
People aren't born monsters. This is the story of Fenrir Greyback, who was just a man, and what happened to him to turn him into a monster. Book!canon-compliant. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 56,294 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Fenrir G. - Complete
Donny Potter by keeperoliver reviews
There's a new kid in town, and Harry calls him brother. As usual, Mrs. Rowling laughed at me for thinking I owned anything.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 49,212 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/13/2012 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Dobby, Luna L. - Complete
Lucky by Enheduanna of Ur reviews
"Harry had only seen his uncle cry once. Just once." When the family dog goes missing, the circumstances of her homecoming make the summer one that Harry and the Dursleys will never forget. A family tragicomedy in four chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,283 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Harry P., Vernon D. - Complete
Just to Be by Amarti reviews
Post-DH, EWE. Six years after the war, Hermione discovers a neglected and abused population with no place in a post-Voldemort world, and the man who stayed behind to pick up the pieces. A story of reconciliation, redemption, and above all, love.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 183,097 - Reviews: 1110 - Favs: 1,684 - Follows: 559 - Updated: 1/9/2012 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Knowing Tragedy by Abigail Belle reviews
Harry doesn't think Luna knows anything about tragedy. Written for the January 3rd Prompt of the Day on Hogwarts Online II.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 669 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Strange and Invisible History by Madea's Rage reviews
The Lestranges, freed from Azkaban after the Dark Lord uses the Philosopher's Stone to rise again in 1992, discover that they've been called to serve in a way no one could have imagined. CP!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 100 - Words: 471,213 - Reviews: 723 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 12/6/2011 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Bellatrix L., Hermione G. - Complete
White Lies And Other Misdemeanors by Lady Azar de Tameran reviews
One Shot. "I was never a child. Just a very short adult." In which Albus Dumbledore is perturbed, Voldemort is disturbed, and Harry is just Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,784 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 1,721 - Follows: 364 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Impossible by PerfectPride reviews
Hermione/Bellatrix pairing. Bellatrix abducts Hermione and keeps her prisoner, but an ancient magic threatens to change both their lives in ways they never thought were possible.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 185,595 - Reviews: 1126 - Favs: 1,615 - Follows: 683 - Updated: 11/11/2011 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Hermione G., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Uncle Roddy by Intestines reviews
Rodolphus is feeling down. Quite by chance, his niece is there to cheer him up.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,561 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Rodolphus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Ouroboros by Ember Nickel reviews
In Parseltongue, there is no word for "end." Written from a Ten Names Game prompt and a lot creepier than my normal fare.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,688 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/15/2011 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Salazar S., Luna L. - Complete
Holly by Hecateslover reviews
After Voldemort is gone, Harry struggles to find himself in a world with too many expectations. He just wants to be happy, is that too much to ask? Slow moving HP/SS. More warnings inside. Rated M for a reason. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 124,945 - Reviews: 844 - Favs: 1,603 - Follows: 610 - Updated: 10/5/2011 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Snakelike Evil by DreamsofPurpleRoses reviews
Voldemort is going to new lengths to get to Harry. Voldemort can't get into Hogwarts, but what if he's not Voldemort? What if, instead, he's Draco Malfoy! Read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 42,982 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort
The Fourth Champion by James Spookie reviews
Harry, believed to have died that fateful night along with his parents, is called out of oblivion to compete in the Tri-Wizard Tournament. Meanwhile, Sirius, Remus and Dumbledore have to solve the riddle of who could have possibly known Harry was alive.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 156,503 - Reviews: 1268 - Favs: 3,536 - Follows: 1,912 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
The Boy Who Died by formerly-OOL reviews
Her own son dead, Bellatrix raises the child she was sent to murder as her own. Harry Potter has become Henry Lestrange and don't you try to tell him otherwise. New Summary, Dark Harry AU mild H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 180,907 - Reviews: 749 - Favs: 1,408 - Follows: 1,472 - Updated: 9/3/2011 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Harry P., Bellatrix L.
Russian Roulette by Envy and Fury reviews
Augustus Rookwood likes muggle pubs, but he likes this one best, because there's an idiot challenging him to a game... One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,750 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Augustus R. - Complete
Shadow of Light by The Darkness Factor reviews
The year is 1980. Thirty five years ago, Albus Dumbledore failed and fell to one of the greatest dark wizards of all time. Now, the wizarding world of Great Britain is hanging by a thread, and Bellatrix Lestrange watches it grow more frayed each day.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,349 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Bellatrix L., Tom R. Jr.
Victory by meira16 reviews
As justice is wrought, someone wonders who really won the war. Written for the Quotes Remix challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Antonin D., Harry P. - Complete
D minor by OnTheImportanceOfLungs reviews
Oneshot. A DLP-inspired exploration of a fem!TomRiddle. This is not for the squeamish. Admitted into the DLP library.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,846 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 54 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The smell of Roses by DreamsofPurpleRoses reviews
His whole short life, Harry Potter never once got the chance to just stop and smell the roses. Now, in his final moments,he reflects on his life and says his last goodbyes to those roses he never got to admire. One shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,811 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Harry P.
In a lion's den by TheSillyFrog reviews
It is no secret that when the Sorting Hat was placed on Bellatrix Black’s head she was instantly sorted into Slytherin. But what if she had been placed in a very different House instead? What would have happened had Bellatrix been a Gryffindor?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,885 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/27/2011 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Bellatrix L.
Girl With One Eye by Enheduanna of Ur reviews
"What the HELL did you do that to the Lovegood girl for? She's lucky you used a knife, if you'd have cursed her eye out I'd have never been able to fix it. And she's nearly catatonic about something else too. Did you... touch her, Bella?"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,790 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Bellatrix L., Luna L. - Complete
Beating the Bad House Elf by Catatonic Muse reviews
Written for the Expecting Rain's Cruel and Unusual Pairings Challenge. Warnings: Explicit references to Necrophilia and Pedophilia. Voldemort/Dobby's Corpse
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Voldemort, Dobby - Complete
Erubescent by reallyhatebananas reviews
Being an account of a boy who was sinking and the world that let him drown. ::one-shot, some adult themes::
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,796 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Silent insanity by Nival Vixen reviews
COMPLETE! The Chamber of Secrets broke Ginny. Harry defeated Riddle, but in revenge, Tom stole Ginny's sanity. She was put in St. Mungo's and forgotten. Ginny was used to the routine, the silence, and her insanity. Then Draco became a healer on her ward.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,069 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 4/9/2011 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Stolen Souls by Shuggie reviews
AU Sirius Black is one of the young heroes of the Ministry Aurors and the mysterious Order of the Phoenix. However, his family and the Death Eaters want him back on their side. When their plot succeeds, the Wizarding world is turned upside down.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 179,294 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 5/4/2011 - Published: 3/21/2006 - Sirius B.
Running Around in a Tunnel of LoveNaked by Kitty Burglar reviews
Ron has problems with love. People keep throwing him back! Oh well, there's plenty of fish in the sea, and he's bound to catch one sometime. R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 508 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Ron W. - Complete
Insanity is But a Word by Fanatifan reviews
Harry faces many terrible things by the time he finished his fifth year. What if his sanity had snapped after all he went through, and he held a grudge against the world? But's who's to say what is or isn't sane? Spoilers up to OotP. Harry/Bellatrix
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,233 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 3/15/2011 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Harry P., Bellatrix L.
The Trial of Dolores Jane Umbridge by apAidan reviews
The trials of the Death Eaters and followers of Voldemort are winding down, but the Minister of Magic has saved the best for last. Former Undersecretary Umbridge is about to find out why crossing a bookworm is a very bad idea, especially this one.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,618 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 1,186 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 12/5/2010 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Fruit by TuesdayNovember reviews
Trapped at Malfoy Manor, Luna Lovegood is taken as Bellatrix Lestrange's personal servant. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,381 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Bellatrix L., Luna L. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Champion's Champion by DriftWood1965 reviews
Harry allows Ron to compete for him in the tournament. How does he fare? This is a Harry/Hermione story with SERIOUSLY Idiot!Ron Bashing. If that isn't what you like, please read something else. Complete but I do expect to add an alternate ending or two.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 108,953 - Reviews: 4396 - Favs: 11,657 - Follows: 4,668 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Shattered Surrender by sick-atxxheart reviews
They had expected to find a little boy, a broken child, ready to come to the light. They had been wrong. An unexpected relationship with Bellatrix Lestrange and the Dark Lord while in Azkaban leads Harry to find new power and purpose. Dark!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 42,042 - Reviews: 696 - Favs: 1,177 - Follows: 1,281 - Updated: 11/24/2010 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Bellatrix L., Harry P.
Child of Grace by Lady Azar de Tameran reviews
DEAD STORY! AU. The Girl-Who-Lived discovers the wizarding world and unearths secrets that could change her life forever. Or end it. Fifth Year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 54 - Words: 370,548 - Reviews: 1315 - Favs: 1,749 - Follows: 1,464 - Updated: 11/21/2010 - Published: 10/19/2004 - Harry P., Luna L., Blaise Z., Tom R. Jr.
to break a good man by Ayla Pascal reviews
Bellatrix takes Neville as her prisoner.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,739 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Neville L., Bellatrix L. - Complete
No Country for Young Men by emily.down reviews
Stan Shunpike joins the Death Eaters under the Imperio Curse. But that's not exactly true, is it? "I'm a cold, hardened bastard. A free one." Title is reference to the Coens movie.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Stan S., Augustus R. - Complete
Retribution by TuesdayNovember reviews
Drabble. For the 'photos' challenge on xoxLewrahxox's forum. Bellatrix seeks retribution through two pictures she sends to Alice Longbottom.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Bellatrix L., Alice L. - Complete
Seeing Things by Kitty Smith reviews
Bella's always seen things that aren't there. So has their newest prisoner- what will happen when these two discover one another's unique "talent?" BellaxLuna BLLL LLBL LunaxBellatrix Luna/Bellatrix Lestrange Femslash oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,005 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Bellatrix L., Luna L. - Complete
Best Mates by chem prof reviews
A humorous one-shot in which Hermione challenges Ron as to which one of them is truly Harry's Best Mate.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,656 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 4,272 - Follows: 924 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Notebook by skrybble reviews
"'Poor boy,' thinks the receptionist as she watches him go, like she does this time every day. He's very brave, and in a way he always has been, but three broken people are quite a lot for anyone to love." Neville/Luna. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,091 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Neville L., Luna L. - Complete
Ron's Secret by DeathlikeSilence reviews
Can a boy fall in love with his best friend's owl? Contains bestiality and very graphic scenes. Read at your own discretion.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,070 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/20/2010 - Published: 11/20/2009 - Ron W., Hedwig - Complete
Malfoy Property Rules by eccino reviews
It was simple. If he liked it, it was his. Rating for one somewhat suggestive rule.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,608 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Lucius M., Narcissa M. - Complete
The Very Talented Students of Hogwarts by iRabid reviews
A tragic story about if Hogwarts had a talent show. Has James Potter, Severus Snape, and Professor Flitwick as other main characters.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 930 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Evan R., OC - Complete
insurgere by Silver Pard reviews
Hufflepuff is the house of the leftovers, the losers, the forgotten. Well, Tom Riddle thinks, it's time to change that.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,414 - Reviews: 513 - Favs: 3,655 - Follows: 726 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Haunted by GoldenTresses91 reviews
When all seems to be well, the past comes back to haunt us. And this time, his victory seems to be inevitable. Set nineteen years after the fall of Lord Voldemort, Lily Luna Potter takes center stage.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,090 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Lily Luna P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
A Life's Work by thinkatory reviews
Augustus Rookwood, gen. "When they take him there, he doesn't panic. The dementors can't touch him. There is nothing he regrets."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 637 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Augustus R. - Complete
A Tale Of Seasons by lordhellebore reviews
Her master's victory is nothing like Bellatrix hoped for. She lost everything, and even the Dark Lord has no more use for her. The only thing that is left to her is one prisoner.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,399 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Bellatrix L., Neville L. - Complete
Earl of the North by Lord Silvere reviews
Harry is framed for the mass murder of Muggles after he deals Voldemort a stunning blow. He is sent to Azkaban where he and his cell mate, Bellatrix Black, begin to discover Harry's heritage and his potential power as they plot to escape.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,938 - Reviews: 4655 - Favs: 9,903 - Follows: 4,956 - Updated: 11/14/2009 - Published: 1/6/2005 - Harry P., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Doubting Thomas by Lady Azar de Tameran reviews
One Shot. AU. After all, every child deserves a mother who loves them. Even those who grow up to be monsters. Luna just never imagined things would turn out this way. Time Travel.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,556 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 3,122 - Follows: 640 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Luna L., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Between Ruin and Salvation by ms. commas and ampersands reviews
It was only one second. One second when Remus stared at the rigid body of his last best friend falling through the veil. One second when he heard James's son too late, when he wasn't fast enough to catch him. Then Harry ran through the veil.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 44,271 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 10/21/2009 - Published: 9/8/2009 - [Harry P., Draco M.] [Luna L., Sirius B.] - Complete
Masters of Death by Ruskbyte reviews
Harry Potter and Amanda Maxwell, his girlfriend and lover, are starting their first-year at Hogwarts. And so is their best friend and indentured servant; Death Incarnate. A very different take on what happens when Something Grim This Way Comes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,394 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 2,355 - Follows: 1,250 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Loki by bob-the-blue reviews
Wip. AU. What happens when an 8 year old Harry Potter becomes the god of mischief? Whatever Loki wants to, that's what.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 19,859 - Reviews: 641 - Favs: 1,653 - Follows: 1,608 - Updated: 12/9/2008 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Harry P.
Hawaiian Dicking by metalgear34 reviews
Best. Fanfic. Evar. srsly
Rocket Power - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 446 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Complete
Full Circle by mellode reviews
It’s there…the incantation of the deadly spell, right there on his lips, but he pauses for some reason and suddenly all he can think of is that pair of green, green eyes. ER/LE Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,698 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Evan R., Lily Evans P. - Complete
End Of the Line by shewhoguards reviews
Hell was, Snape decided, a crowded railway platform.Post Deathly Hallows. Contains spoilers.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,933 - Reviews: 834 - Favs: 2,462 - Follows: 682 - Updated: 10/31/2008 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Severus S. - Complete
Future Imperfect by Lady Azar de Tameran reviews
One Shot. AU. A world in which Voldemort wins. And honestly wishes he hadn't. Time travel. Potential future slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,506 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 2,853 - Follows: 521 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P. - Complete
Destiny Redefined by thejealousone reviews
Semi-sequel to "In the Words of Ginevra Molly Potter." Voldemort was dead, all was well, but the real enemy had yet to reveal himself. Time-Travel Story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Supernatural - Chapters: 35 - Words: 96,449 - Reviews: 595 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 5/22/2008 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Anything but Slytherin by IP82 reviews
ONESHOT. AU. How could have Harry's sorting ceremony looked like if the first war against Voldemort went down a bit differently. Dark and disturbing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,917 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 1,250 - Follows: 276 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Blood Memory by Domini Porter reviews
Lily Evans likes Bellatrix Black. Bellatrix Black likes blood. Slashy, plotty, sexy. 93% canon compliant! Please note the presence of some heavy darkness, as well as bloodplay. Feel free to review, if yeh want.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,188 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/9/2008 - Bellatrix L., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Family Reunion by JJ Rust reviews
During a family outing at the London Zoo, Harry has an unexpected encounter with Uncle Vernon and Aunt Petunia. But what happens when the Dursleys must deal with Harry's wife . . . Luna Lovegood!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,145 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 2,047 - Follows: 431 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
The Sneaking Serpent Walks by Shinysavage reviews
AU. Book 2: Plagued by horrific dreams, and struggling to control his magic, Harry is looking forward to a peaceful year at Hogwarts. But a dreadful secret is beginning to uncoil…
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 20 - Words: 72,464 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 2/28/2008 - Published: 11/5/2007 - Complete
A Stranger in the Promised Land by serpant-sorcerer reviews
PART II: Harry Potter thought that he had found a way home but something went wrong. Now he finds himself trapped in another dimension, in which someone else was cursed with the famous scar, and Tom Riddle never became the Dark Lord.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 109,659 - Reviews: 585 - Favs: 1,555 - Follows: 1,759 - Updated: 1/16/2008 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Tears by mellode reviews
Maybe I should have stayed home. At least then, I wouldn't have to cry for the idiots that died. Spoilers for DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 507 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/26/2007 - Zacharias S. - Complete
Alexandra Quick and the Thorn Circle by Inverarity reviews
The war against Voldemort never reached America, but all is not well there. When 11-year-old Alexandra Quick learns she is a witch, she is plunged into a world of prejudices, intrigue, and danger. Who wants Alexandra dead, and why?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 165,657 - Reviews: 682 - Favs: 1,270 - Follows: 580 - Updated: 12/24/2007 - Published: 12/23/2007 - OC - Complete
Not Right For Him by JJ Rust reviews
How will Hermione react when she learns Harry and Luna are together?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,948 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 130 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Dementor's Kiss by maybe another time reviews
A girl's love for dementors and the price she finally pays.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,951 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Complete
A Bad Week at the Wizengamot by DisobedienceWriter reviews
What would have happened if Harry had been convicted by the Wizengamot after defending himself from dementors before his fifth year at Hogwarts? Humorous! Followup stories on Sirius Black plus Cornelius Fudge's attempt at becoming a dark lord.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,251 - Reviews: 712 - Favs: 5,663 - Follows: 1,549 - Updated: 8/14/2007 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Complete
Epilogue by Arrmaitee reviews
SLASH! PARODY! You've all read Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. But for those who crave an unauthorized, uncensored view of what really happened during the epilogue, nineteen years after Harry's saucy, slashy romp at Hogwarts, read on! DH SPOILERS!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,675 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Disney Bonanza 2003 by Jesus is Hawt reviews
A wild fuckfest of Biblical proportions. The most famous story at aff.
Disney - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,619 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/11/2007
Unholy by Lady Salazar reviews
There are some things the human race is not meant to know. Harry didn't care instead, he made it his life's purpose to learn them. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,944 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 2,253 - Follows: 734 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
A Stranger in an Unholy Land by serpant-sorcerer reviews
PART I: Days before his 6th year, Harry Potter is sucked into another universe by forces not of this world. Dazed and confused, Harry finds himself in a world where his parents are alive, where Voldemort has never fallen and he is Voldemort's key enforcer
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 17 - Words: 470,388 - Reviews: 1736 - Favs: 4,440 - Follows: 1,645 - Updated: 4/25/2007 - Published: 7/14/2004 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
War Wounds by Lowlands Girl reviews
[Pre DH] Written for hpholidaygen at LJ. Ginny, Luna, Bellatrix, and a dungeon. Genfic, dark.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,626 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Ginny W., Luna L. - Complete
Flames of Betrayal by marietsy2 reviews
Harry was sent to Azkaban and was later found to be innocent. With the help of Ron, he will find out who his true friends are. Will he forgive those who betrayed him? Will he be able to let the world know what kind of man Dumbledore really is? Who
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 200,869 - Reviews: 1236 - Favs: 2,379 - Follows: 2,135 - Updated: 3/23/2007 - Published: 1/9/2006 - Harry P., Ron W.
Therefore, x plus y equals Death by mooncalf07 reviews
Padma Patil has always considered herself a logical creature. But when logic tells her she should join the ranks of the Death Eaters, how much is she willing to sacrifice to attain it?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,299 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/21/2007 - Published: 1/18/2007 - Padma P., Draco M. - Complete
Twelve Dark Moons by Sophiax reviews
As a captive of Lord Voldemort, Luna Lovegood never thought she would live beyond the first 24 hours. Saved at first by her quick wit, Luna learns the depth of human evil…and becomes the Dark Lord’s greatest weakness. Eventually LVLL.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 108,916 - Reviews: 856 - Favs: 1,625 - Follows: 420 - Updated: 2/24/2007 - Published: 7/10/2006 - Voldemort, Luna L. - Complete
The Mental Foreman by druidgoddess reviews
Why Foreman is the neurologist.
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 466 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/29/2007 - E. Foreman - Complete
Harry Potter and The Block of Fudge by Pretty Good Satan reviews
AU. What if Harry was raised not by the Dursleys, but by a psychopathic Fudge? Intended to be humorous.. In a way, at any rate.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,410 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Arthur W. - Complete
Luna Blinked by codenamelily reviews
I do blink, replied Luna. But sometimes it changes things. NevilleLuna, post Hogwarts years.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,677 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/10/2007 - Neville L., Luna L. - Complete
A Surreal Tale by E. M. Pink reviews
AU. Slytherin!Harry. What happens to the Wizarding World when Bellatrix and others discover the news of her inability to bear magical children? An enraged Dark Lord falls, and a small boy becomes missing: Harry. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 23 - Words: 176,908 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 763 - Follows: 378 - Updated: 8/24/2006 - Published: 9/23/2005 - Bellatrix L., Harry P. - Complete
Esse Quam Videri by razzle-dazzle-me reviews
AU What if Harry Potter really was an Incurably Criminal Boy: a trouble maker, a rule breaker, a psychotic pyromaniac. Albus supposed he should have seen this coming. An Azkaban!Harry fic of sorts. Hellatrix'n!Honks.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,316 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 6/12/2006 - Published: 5/3/2006 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Paint By Numbers by Wheezy1 reviews
Dark Harry. The war is over, the UK in shambles, as is Harry’s life. It’s time for vengeance against the people who started all his misery. Rated T for violence and torture. No sex, no romance, no language, no slash. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,477 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 743 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 5/12/2006 - Published: 5/9/2006 - Harry P., Vernon D. - Complete
Hatal Fart Attack by Corwalch reviews
This is in response to a plot bunnie on how to give Vernon Dursley a heart attack. Rating to be on safe side. This story is a one shot and complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,545 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 1,400 - Follows: 538 - Published: 2/23/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
The burning fairy by Bagge reviews
Luna Lovegood is a curious girl, ever interested in what lies outside the knowledge of man. Some of that knowledge would better have stayed outside. Horror. Crossover Rowling & Lovecraft.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,186 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/16/2006 - Published: 11/17/2005 - Luna L., Hermione G. - Complete
The Dark Side of the Moon by FragrantPowders reviews
They tell me my name is Luna Lovegood. But who is Luna Lovegood? I asked one of the Ladies this but she didn’t answer me. She just gave me one of those smiles they have all given me since I woke up.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,753 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/15/2006 - Luna L., Pansy P. - Complete
Dark Comedy by Fresh C reviews
Ron writes out the story of his last days on Earth. With the help of Luna Lovegood he learns the truth about hope and insanity. Through it all, he can not escape the pull of his own dark humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,212 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/3/2005 - Ron W., Luna L. - Complete
Until it Sleeps by Skull Bearer reviews
The descent to the pit of darkness well marked by all those who have come before is trodden once again. Harry Potter's descent to the Dark Side. DeathEater!Harry. Now one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,694 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 11/21/2005 - Published: 1/7/2005 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Evil Be Thou My Good by Ruskbyte reviews
Nine years ago Vernon Dursley brought home a certain puzzle box. His nephew managed to open it, changing his destiny. Now, in the midst of Voldemort's second rise, Harry Potter has decided to recreate the Lament Configuration... and open it... again.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40,554 - Reviews: 1975 - Favs: 9,062 - Follows: 2,526 - Published: 6/24/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Chronicles of Lucius by Fyrie reviews
Throughout the CoS period, Lucius Malfoy keeps a dia... er... Chronicle of events. Last updated: 26th Sept. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,161 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/26/2003 - Published: 12/12/2002 - Lucius M. - Complete
What Comes In Between by Bellatrix Black reviews
Severus and Bellatrix -- so alike, yet so very different. During a Death Eater celebration, Severus and Bellatrix discuss Sirius' death. One-shot. (Severus&Bellatrix)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,073 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/20/2003 - Severus S., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Farewell by Skull Bearer reviews
A rather twisted story of the most hated house in Hogwarts, this will change your opinions of the books forever, you have been warned! -A/N I own nada!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 949 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/10/2003
Do You Feel Brave? by Skull Bearer reviews
Shadows and darkness of the Dark Order.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,329 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/10/2003 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Shadows of the Past by Taricorim reviews
An extreme take on the corruption of Ginny Weasley. Contains murder, mayhem, and insanity. Implied T/G and H/G.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 537 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/22/2002 - Ginny W., Voldemort
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Cause I'm the Bad Dino reviews
Let me put this a way you idiots will understand...
Jurassic Park - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 199 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/5/2019 - Complete
Voldemort's Revenge reviews
Voldemort has finally escaped Limbo after spending a couple of eternities there. What will he do to those who killed him the first time around now that he's back? Find out! ...Currently Playing: "Brain Snatchers."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,153 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/23/2019 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort
Life is Lettuce reviews
Shining examples of literary genius abound as Harry & friends do some stuff, and some other stuff, and some other stuff, and then some stuff happens, and some people do some stuff. And then Snape cuts his head off with a chainsaw, everybody is Luna, Oliver Wood plays Slayer out his mouth, and some other stuff... whatever.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,650 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/30/2012 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Harry P., Severus S.
Friends reviews
Instead of making new friends on the Hogwarts Express in 1995, Luna loses the only one she has. In the lonely year that follows, she discovers just how well the name 'Loony Lovegood' fits her. Insane!Luna. Very dark.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,698 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 8/19/2012 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Luna L., Ginny W.
Storyland Azkaban reviews
Voldemort's most faithful Death Eaters attempt to pass time in Azkaban by making up horrible, horrible stories about each other. Written for the fic exchange at xoxLewrahxox's forum.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,371 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Bellatrix L., Sirius B. - Complete
Poor Roddy reviews
Rodolphus Lestrange discovers the perils of cheating on his wife... again. And again. And again.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,120 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Bellatrix L., Rodolphus L. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Life Changing Head Injury reviews
Due to a severe head injury, Harry experiences a rather extreme change in personality - namely, a sudden tendency to kill people he doesn't like. Awesome!Psycho!Harry, Harry/Luna main pairing, Übermanipulative!Dumbles, brain-stem zombies, ham sandwich portkeys, and other misc. insanity.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 40,647 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 417 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Harry P., Luna L.
Or, How Lockhart Learned to Love the Tentacle reviews
Oneshot, written for the Collaboration Challenge. One day in early September, Gilderoy Lockhart unwittingly bears witness to a moment of true, beautiful, sparkly, somewhat squelchy true love. Squiddledore. Written in collaboration with TuesdayNovember.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,706 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Albus D., Giant Squid - Complete
Hell and the Toad reviews
Harry Potter stares into the face of hell. Marriage law parody.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 208 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Harry P., Dolores U. - Complete
How Lucius Malfoy Accidentally Destroyed the World reviews
"Have you ever considered the advantages of owning a complete, four hundred and twenty seven volume set of encyclopedias?" Lucius's dream job brings about the apocalypse. Contains Time-Turner abuse, spearmint gum, a cosmic acid trip, and Luna Lovegood.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,231 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/20/2011 - Lucius M., Luna L. - Complete
Vexilla Regis Prodeunt Inferni reviews
Death Eaters create a bloodbath in a muggle shopping center in 1977: The first is a sadist with a paintbrush, the second a capricious sociopath, the third a feral lunatic, and the last an enforcer of terror. Features Mulciber, Avery, Rosier, and Wilkes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,595 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Evan R., Avery - Complete
Unknown Death Eater reviews
"...Died in the service of Voldemort; may his life be a reminder of the evils we must never repeat, and may his death mark the beginning of an age of peace..." Beneath an old, dead tree lies the shallow grave of an unknown Death Eater.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 509 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Complete