Hi! Kristen here.

I have a crazy calico cat that has served as inspiration for some of the short stories I've tried to publish. My current favorite fandoms to read are Lord Of The Rings, Harry Potter, NCIS, and Sons of Anarchy. I'll read anything thing that has humor, especially dry humor. I was twelve when I read my first few novels, which just happened to be the Lord of the Rings trilogy. My reading interests are almost eclectic as my musical interests.

I write fanfiction more than is healthy, not that you'd know it since I've only posted one story which got taken down. Someday I will post more of my stories. What fandoms do I like to write? I love writing Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Sons of Anarchy, NCIS, and Star Wars.

My favorite quotes

"There is no "I" in "Team", but there is a Me"

"The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. "

"You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, "My God, you're right! I never would've thought of that!"

"The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.

"From the moment I picked your book up to the moment I set it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend to read it.

"Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit" as said by those incapable of its proper application and as such suffer from it a lot.

"You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive. "

(on a t-shirt) BOMB SQUAD. If I'm running, try to keep up.

"The world is a dangerous place to live, not because of the people who are evil, but because of the people who don't do anything about it." Albert Einstien

"Don’t worry what people think. They usually don’t."

"Age improves with wine."

"Geezer – Formerly known as stud muffin."

"Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the hell happened."

"Remember my name - you'll be screaming it later."

"In America Anyone Can Be President That's One of the Risks You Take."

"Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the 'Y' becomes silent."

"When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on."

"What single ability do we all have? The ability to change."

"Wealth consists not in having great possessions, but in having few wants."

"Tact: getting your point across without stabbing someone with it."

"Men show their characters in nothing more clearly than in what they think laughable."

"You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job." - Laurence J. Peter

"Friends are the bacon bits in the salad bowl of life" - Unknown

"Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, 'What! You too? I thought I was the only one." - C.S. Lewis