Hi i'm Meghan (formally known as Meghan0095, then toughchicky29, haunting reality and now it's currently CaptainMeghanSparrow sorry if there's confusion...I can't seem to make up my mind)

It seems you have found my Fanfiction writing. Many of my fics are old and I haven't updated them in years. I am trying to encourage myself to get back into this hobby of mine for 2019, so be on the look out for something new.

You may find an array of progressive thinking based in any writing you find here, I am very open to new ways of thinking and a part of the LGBTQA community and enjoy many stories based on characters of different sexualities and genders. If you're not okay with things like that then you can leave.

Bio

I'm a University graduate with a Bachelor in English Lit. I love fantasy characters more than most real people, so you can see where Fanfiction fits in in my life.

Some of my favourite movies include the Harry Potter franchise, The Lord of the Rings and Star Wars Trilogies, How to Train Your Dragon, Avatar, Back to the Future Trilogy, X-Men movies and many stupid comedies, laughing is important okay. I apologize for nothing. Check out my favourite movie quotes down below and you'll see the type of films I hold most dear... or the ones that make me laugh my ass off, either or. We all like some shitty movies, admit it!

Kickass Tv series that everyone should be watching include: Sherlock, Stranger things, Shadowhunters (I'm only there for the Malec), Riverdale, and A Series of Unfortunate Events, and Lucifer.

The Harry Potter Series will probably always be my number one go to as far as books... always. But I enjoy the murder mystery genre, Shakespeare, as well as the occasional sultry romance ;) I'm also into some manga series, and a childhood favourite book that resonated with me is called Tuck Everlasting.

Rock music has a special place in my heart, I especially like The Who, Black Sabbath, Styx, Ramones, ACDC, Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, Queen, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Bon Jovi, Rolling Stones, The Scorpions, Elton John, and The Beatles. You get the picture, mostly the old stuff. I've changed my taste up since the old days, I listen to a lot of depressing stuff at the moment, I guess my emo phase forgot to die. I also like a little bit of rap, Eminem will always be King, but Nicki Minaj is his Queen. I enjoy a bit of everything these days, basically, if its got a sick beat then I'm there. Or if it's just really weird... then I'm down for it. Also Bagpipes.

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Pairings I ship

Books

HARRY POTTER

Wolfstar

Drarry

HarryxGinny

JamesxLily

NevillexHannah

THE MORTAL INSTRUMENTS

Malec

Clace

Anime

FAIRY TAIL

NaLu

GaLe/Gajevy

Gruvia

Jerza

AVATAR THE LAST AIRBENDER

Kataang

Maiko

MY HERO ACADEMIA

IzuOcha

HIGH SCHOOL DXD

IsseixHaram

FRUITS BASKET

KyouxTohru

Best quotes EVER.

Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone

"Can't stay long mother," he said. "I'm up front, the prefects have got two compartments to themselves-"

"Oh are you a prefect, Percy?" said one of the twins, with an air of great surprise. "You should have said something, we had no idea."

"Hang on, I think I remember him saying something about it," said the other twin. "Once-"

"Or twice-"

"A minute-"

"All summer-"

--Fred and George

"Fred, you next," the plump woman said."I'm not Fred, I'm George," said the boy. "Honestly woman, you call yourself our mother? Can't you tell I'm George?"

"Sorry, George, dear."

"Only joking, I am Fred."

--Mrs. Weasley and Fred

"So light a fire!" Harry choked.
"Yes… of course… but there’s no wood!" Hermione cried, wringing her hands.
"HAVE YOU GONE MAD!" Ron bellowed. "ARE YOU A WITCH OR NOT!"

--Harry, Ron, and Hermione

"You haven’t got a letter on yours," George observed. "I suppose she thinks you don’t forget your name. But we’re not stupid – we know we’re called Gred and Forge."

--George Weasley

"And what if I wave my wand and nothing happens?"
"Throw it away and punch him in the nose," suggested Ron.

--Harry and Ron

"It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to your enemies, but a great deal more to stand up to
your friends" --Dumbledore

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

Percy, however, held out his hand solemnly as though he and Harry had never met and said, "Harry. How nice to see you."

"Hello, Percy," said Harry, trying not to laugh.
"I hope you're well?" said Percy pompously, shaking hands. It was rather like being introduced to the mayor.
"Very well, thanks --"
"Harry!" said Fred, elbowing Percy out of the way and bowing deeply.
"Simply splendid to see you, old boy --"
"Marvelous," said George, pushing Fred aside and seizing Harry's hand in turn. "Absolutely spiffing."
Percy scowled.
"That's enough, now," said Mrs. Weasley.
"Mum!" said Fred as though he'd only just spotted her and seizing her hand too. "How really corking to see you --"

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

"Harry, I've been thinking - you know what we've got to do, don't you? Straight away, the moment we get back to the castle?"
"Yeah, give Ron a good kick up the-"
"Write to Sirius."

--Hermione and Harry

"He was my mum and dad's best friend. He's a convicted murderer, but he's broken out of wizard prison and he's on the run. He likes to keep in touch with me though...keep up with news...check if I'm happy..."

--Harry

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

"You're a prefect? Oh Ronnie! That's everyone in the family!"

"What are Fred and I? Next door neighbors?"

--George

"You're dead, Potter."
Harry raised his eyebrows. "Funny," he said, "you'd think I'd have stopped walking around..."

--Draco and Harry

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

"I don't want to stay here overnight," said Harry angrily, sitting up and throwing back his covers. "I want to find McLaggen and kill him."
"I'm afraid that would come under the heading of 'overexertion,'" said Madam Pomfrey.

--Harry and Madame Pomfrey

"They'd love to have me," said Harry sarcastically. "We'd be best pals if they didn't keep trying to do me in."

"This is your copy of Advanced Potion-Making, is it, Potter?"
"Yes," said Harry, still breathing hard.
"You're quite sure of that, are you, Potter?"
"Yes," said Harry, with a touch more defiance.
"This is the copy of Advanced Potion-Making that you purchased from Flourish and Blotts?"
"Yes," said Harry firmly.
"Then why," asked Snape, "does it have the name 'Roonil Wazlib' written inside the front cover?"
"...It's my nickname."

--Harry and Snape

Harry potter and the Deathly Hallows -the movie version

Neville - *staring out at the mob of snatchers all ready to kill him*

..."Ya!? You and what army!?"

*applause!* Yeah! Neville's the BOSS!! :D

A Very Potter Musical/Sequel

Draco quotes

"Did someone say "Draco Malfoy!? (Act 1, Part 2)

"Wait, don't tell me! Red hair, hand-me-down clothes and a stupid complextion! You must be a Weasley!" (Act 1, Part 2)

"Kiss the planet goodbye? Having second thoughts about Pigfarts are you!?" (Act 2, Part 1)

"Come onnn I'm tirrred. Can't we just be Death Eaters?" (Act 2, Part 9)

"Am I bleeding?" (Several Occasions)

"Go home, terrorist!" (Act 1, Part 3)

"This year you bet I'm gonna get outta here
the reign of Malfoy is drawing near.
I'll have the greatest wizard career,

and its gonna be totally awesome!

Look out world, for the dawn of the day
When everyone will do whatever I say
And that Potter wont be in my way, and then
I'll be the one who is totally awesome!

GOYLE: Yeah you'll be the one who is totally awesome!"

Dumbledore quotes

"So basically I've being putting everyone who looks like a good guy into Gryffindor, anyone who looks like a bad guy into Slytherin and the others can go wherever the hell they want, I don't really care!" (Act 1, Part 3)

"What the hell is a Hufflepuff?" (Act 1, Part 3)

"Miss Granger shut your ungodly, lopsided mouth and quit interrupting. God...for the cleverest witch of your age you really can be a dumbass sometimes. Ten points to Dumbledore!" (Act 1, Part 3)

"DRACO SIT DOWN YOU LITTLE SHIT CHAMPION IS JUST A
TITLE!"(Draco is, of course, called a 'little shit on many other occations)

"Malfoy, you little shit."

Snape Quotes

"What the devil? It's a BBM from Umbridge! 'Are you with Dumbledore, did he get my text?' Now you drag ME into this?!" (Act 1, Part 13)

"What do you want, you horrid bitch?" (Act 2, Part 4)

"But I had a butt trumpet.. my butt went like POOT POOT POOT POOT POOT POOT!" (act 2, Part 4)

"And just once...just one time...I wanted to take your mum's boobies...and put them on my face...and go BRRPRPPRRRPPP!" (Act 2, Part 5)

"Attention all Hogwarts students! In celebration of all hollows eve, we will be taking a field trip to Hogsmead. Please go out on the courtyard with your signed permission form. Students without their permission forms will be killed. Just kidding! But they won't be allowed to go and it's going to be a whole lot of fun!!" (Act 1 Part 9)

"That's Absuuuurd!"

"Draco is such a little shit."

"Thanks Hermione."

--Harry and Ron (about a million times)

"That's Lavender Brown! RACIST SISTER!"

--Ron Weasley

"Hufflepuffs are particularly good finders!"

"What the hell is a Hufflepuff?"

--Cedric Diggory and Dumbledore

"Fred and George get in here!"

"But I'm George!"

"Nice try, but you got an 'F' on your shirt dumbass."

--Fred, George, and Mrs. Weasley

"Favourite Amy Mann song on three. One, two, three.."

"RED VINES!"

"Favourite color of vines other than green?"

"RED VINES!"

"Favourite way to say 'red wines' in a German accent?"

"RED VINES, OH MY GOD!"

"Where have you been all my life!?"

"Living in a cupboard under some stairs..."

"...That's so cool!"

--Harry and Ron

"Oh shit! You guys are kids! I've got to watch my damn mouth around you little bastards! I'm sorry, Shoot! ... I've got to watch my damn mouth around you little bastards."

--Lupin

"My name is Draco Malfoy. I am, a racist, I despise gingers and mudbloods, I hate gryffindor house, and my parents work for the man who killed your parents do you want to be my friend?"

--Draco Malfoy

"Did you get my text?"

"Yes! I got all nine hundred of them and I'm tired of you clogging my inbox!"

"Well... you didn't text me back."

--Dumbledore and Umbridge.

The Hunger Games

"Loosen your corset, have a drink." --Haymitch

Catching Fire

"We have seen a lot of tears here tonight, but I see no tears in Johanna's eyes. Johanna, you are angry. Tell me why."

"Well yes, I'm angry. You know I'm getting totally screwed over here. The deal was that if I won the hunger games, I get to live the rest of my life in peace. But now you want to kill me again. Well you know what- fuck that! AND FUCK EVERYBODY THAT HAD ANYTHING TO DO WITH IT!"

"...Alright then."

--Caesar Flickerman and Johanna Mason

Pirates of the Caribbean The Curse of the Black Pearl

"What's your purpose in Port Royal, Mr. Smith?"

"Yeah, and no lies!"

"Alright then, I confess. It is my intention to comendeer one of these ships, pick up a crew in Tortuga, raid, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasley black guts out."

"...I said no lies!"

"Who are you?"

"No one! he's no one! Distant cousin of my aunts nephew, twice removed, lovely singing voice though, eneuch."

"No! Not good! Stop! Not good! What are you doing!? You burned all the shade, the food, THE RUM!

"Yes, the rum is gone."

"Why is the rum gone!?"

"One, because it is a vile drink that turns even the most resectable men into complete scoundrals. Two, that signal is over a thousand feet high, the entire royal navy is out looking for me, do you really think that there's even the slightest chance that they won't see it!?"

"But.. why is the rum gone!?"

"Wedding? I love weddings! Drinks all around! ...I know, clap 'em in irons right?"

"Jack!"

"It's not possible."

"Not probable."

"Where's Elizabeth?"

"She's safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington just like she promised, and you get to die for her just like you promised. So we're all men of our word really, except for Elizabeth who is in fact a woman."

"Shut up! You're next!"

Pirates of the Caribbean Dead Man's Chest

"Dirt. This is a jar of dirt."

"Yes."

"Is the jar of dirt going to help me?"

"If you don't want it, give it back."

"No!"

"Then it helps."

"Gentlemen, what do keys do?"

"Keys unlock 'tings?"

"And whatever this key unlocks, inside there's something valuable. So we're setting out to find whatever this key unlocks."

"No. If we don't have the key, we can't open whatever it is that we don't have that it unlocks. So what purpose would be served in finding whatever need be unlock, which we don't have, without first having found the the key what unlocks it."

"So we're going after this key!"

"You're not making any sense at all."

"What about Jack? I won't leave without him!"

sees Jack running down the beach with the tribe of cannibals chasing after him*

"Never mind, let's go!"

"Come on then, who wants some!? Form an ordinary line and I'll have you all one by one! Come on whose first!?"

*Elizabeth grabs Norrington's bottle of rum and smashes it over his head*

*Everybody looks at her, shocked*

"I just wanted the pleasure of doing that myself!" *they all cheer*

*Heart thudding in chest*

"It's real."

"You actually were telling the truth."

"I do that quite a lot, you people are always so surprised."

--Elizabeth, Norrington, Jack

Pirates of the Caribbean At Worlds End

"Lord Beckett! They've... started to sing, sir."

"Finally."

"What makes you think she's alone?"

--Barbossa

"Drop your weapons, or I kill the man."

*Looks around* "Kill him, he's not our man."

--Sao Feng and Barbossa

"Stupid fish!

"Actually, it's a cephalopod."

--Pintel and Ragetti

"William, have you noticed something? Or rather, have you noticed something that's not there to be noticed?"

"You haven't raised an alarm."

"Odd isn't it?"

--Jack and Will

"You may kill me, but you can never insult me. Who am I?"

[Beckett falters, confused]

[put out] "I'm Captain Jack Sparrow!"

--Jack and Beckett

"You're mad."

"Thank goodness for that, 'cause if I wasn't this would probably never work."

--Beckett and Jack

"There's not been a gathering like this in our lifetime."

"And I owe them all money."

--Barbossa and Jack

"We must fight... to run away!"

--Jack

"It's not just about living forever, Jackie. The trick is living with yourself forever."

--Captain Teague

"Don't blame Turner, he was merely the tool of your betrayal, if you wish to see it's grand architect look to your left."

They all look left, Jack looks left to realize it's him* "My hands are clean in this! ...figuratively."

"My actions were my own and to my own purpose, Jack had nothing to do with it."

"Well spoke, listen to the tool!"

--Beckett, Jack, and Will

Pirates of the Caribbean On Stranger Tides

"How can you say I used you?"

"You know exactly how!"

"I know but... how can you say it?"

--Jack and Angelica

"Show a leg sailor!"

"Aye sir! ...what!?"

--Zombie and Jack

"If I don't kill a man every now and then, they forget who I am."

"COWARD!!"

"Hhmm?"

--Blackbeard and Philip

"You dare not walk the path of righteousness, the way of the light."

"No sir, the truth is it be much simpler than all that... I'm a bad man."

"That too..."

--Philip and Blackbeard

"He is my father, the lies I told you were not lies."

"You lied to me by telling me the truth?"

"Yes."

"...That's very good, may I use that?"

-- Jack and Angelica

"Did everyone see that? Because I will not be doing it again!"

--Jack

"That would take us out of the path to the chalices."

"Well then we'll circle back."

"There's no time."

"You're the one that insisted on bringing the bloody mermaid!"

"Well the mutiny didn't help!"

"You walk like a girl!"

"You would know!"

--Jack and Angelica

"You know that feeling you get in a high place, sudden urge to jump...I don't have it."

--Jack

"How is it we can never meet without you pointing something at me?"

[Jack Grins]

--Angelica

The Lone Ranger

"Hi-ho Silver! Away!"

"…Don't ever do that again."

The Lion King

"Oh yes, the past can hurt. But, you can either run from it or, learn from it."

- Rafiki

"Pff! You can't do anything to me."

"Ah technically they can, we are on their land."

"but Zazu, you told me they were nothing but slobbering, mangey, stupid poachers."

"Heh, heh ix-nay on the oopid-stay..."

"Who you callin' "oopid-stay!?"

--Simba, Zazu, and Banzai

Finding Nemo

"I suffer from short term memory loss. It runs in my family. At least I think it does..."

- Ellen DeGeneres as Dory

Tarzan

"The fun has arriiiiiiivveddd!!!!!" --Terk

"I feel somethin' happenin' here!!" --Terk

"What kind of animal are you!?"

"You know I've been thinking lately that maybe Tarzan could be some subspecies of elephant."

"What, are you crazy? An elephant?"

"Listen to me, think about it, he enjoys a peanut, I enjoy a peanut..."

"He looks nothing like ya!"

--Terk and Tantor

"TARZAN!"

"Let's hope we find him before Kerchek does."

"Maybe he's lost."

"Or found something more interesting."

"What are you, nuts? What could be more interesting than us?" *GASP!!!*

"Tarzan!"

"We're too late! I can't believe it! If you'd a pull over and ask for directions!!"

"We didn't get to say goodbye..."

"Yeah well good ridence alright, who need ya, HUH!!?? go on get out of here you bo-boy! Yo- you ingrate! You bald ingrate! Go on and rot for all I care! GO! ...what're you lookin' at?"

"I'm gonna miss him too."

"Ohhurrgg-- *smacks Tantor in the foot then leaves*

--Terk and Tantor

Mulan

"Yao! Thank you for volunteering. Retrieve the arrow."

"I'll get that arrow pretty boy. And I'll do it with my shirt on."

--Shang and Yao

Tangled

"This is the story of how I died."

--Flynn Rider

"Something brought you here, Flynn Rider. Call it what you will... fate... destiny..."

"A horse."

"So I have made the decision to trust you."

"A horrible decision really."

--Rapunzel and Flynn Rider

"All right Blondie."

"Rapunzel."

"Gesundheit."

--Flynn Rider and Rapunzel

"No... no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, this is bad, this is very very bad, this is really bad... They just can't get my nose right!"

--Flynn Rider

"We made it."
"Her hair glows!"
"We're alive. We're alive!"
"I didn't see that coming."
"Eugene."
"The hair actually glows."
"Eugene."
"Why does her hair glow!"
"Eugene!"
[almost in hysteria] "What!?"
"It doesn't just glow."
[Pascal smiles at him smugly] "Why is he smiling at me?"

--Rapunzel and Flynn Rider

Aladdin

"Princess Jasmine, you're very..."
"Wonderful! Magnificent! Glorious!... Punctual!"
"Punctual!"
"Punctual?"
"Sorry."
"Uh... uh... beautiful!"
"Nice recovery."

--Aladdin, The Genie, and Jasmine

"Rick 'em, rack 'em, rock 'em, rake. Stick that sword into that snake!"
"You stay out of thissss!"
[Weakly] "Jafar, Jafar, he's our man. If he can't do it- GREAT!"

--The Genie and Jafar

"Father, I choose Prince Ali!"
"Prince Ali left!"
[shows Aladdin standing in the doorway to the balcony]
"Better check your crystal ball again, Jafar!"
"Prince Ali!"
"How in the hec-? Uh.. awk!"

--Jasmine, Jafar, Aladdin, and Igao

[Genie some out of lamp angrily] "You know Al, I'm getting really-!
[turns and sees Jafar]
"--I don't think you're him..."
[Genie looks at a script] "Tonight, the part of Al will be played by a tall, dark and sinister ugly man-"

--The Genie

"Ladies and gentlemen, a warm Agrabah welcome for Sorcerer Jafar!"
"Now where were we? Ah, yes - abject humiliation!"

--Iago and Jafar

"Getting into trouble a little early today, aren't we, Aladdin?"
"Trouble? No way! You're only in trouble if you get caught."
"Gotcha!"
"I'm in trouble."

--Aladdin and Marketplace Ladies

"Oh, boy. He's cracked. He's gone nuts. Jafar. Jafar! Get a grip!"
[Jafar grabs Iago by the throat]
"Ack! Good grip."

--Iago

"I'm free. I'm free. Quick! Quick! Wish for something outrageous. Say, 'I-I want the Nile.' Wish for the Nile. Try that."
"Uh, I wish for the Nile?"
"NO WAY!
[laughs]
"Oh, does that feel good!"

--Aladdin and The Genie

"I think it's time to say goodbye to Prince A-boo-boo."

--Jafar

"I can't help you, I work for Senor Psychopath now!"

--The Genie

"Oooooh, nice shot, Jafa-"
[Abu whacks him over the head]

--Iago and Abu

Warm Bodies (movie)

"Even though we can't communicate, we do share a similar taste in food. Travelling in packs just kinda makes sense. Especially when everyone and their grandmother is trying to shoot you in the head all the time."

-R

"I wish I could say we cured the boneies with love, but really we just straight up killed them all."

-R

"Bitches man."

-Marcus

Braveheart

"The lord says he can get me out of this mess. But...he's pretty sure, you're fucked."

--Stephen

Captain America

"Wait. You know what you're doing?"

"Yeah. I knocked out Adolf Hitler over 200 times."

"It's me. It's Steve."

[groggily] "Steve?"

"Come on."

"Steve."

"I thought you were dead."

[aware of Steve's new size] "I thought you were smaller."

The Avengers

"Loki is beyond reason, but he's of Asgard and he's my brother.

"He killed 80 people in 2 days."

"He's adopted."

--Thor and Black Widow

Ender's Game

"We have only three passing scores on the deep space navigation test. Alai, Bean, and Ender. What happened here?"

"They probably cheated."

"Your mother cheated. That's why you look like a plumber."

A Knight's Tale

"I have waited my whole life for this moment."

"You've waited your whole life for Sir Ector to shite himself to death? ...huh."

--William and Wat

"You're just a silly girl, aren't you!"

"Better a a silly girl with a flower than a silly boy with a horse and a stick."

"...It's called a lance, hellooo!"

--William, Jocelyn, Wat

"THE ONE, THE ONLY, SIR ULRICH VON LICHTENSTEIN!"

[Crowd cheers]

"GOD I'M GOOD!"

--Jeff

"I don't understand women."

"Nor do I, but they understand us. ..Maybe not you..."

--Wat and Jeff

Ella Enchanted

"The Prince will never grant an audience with an elf, they think we're a joke."

"You know, I have met Prince Charmont and I think he might be different than his uncle."

"Ohhh why? Cause he's a hunk?"

"...No."

"Yeah what is he like about six foot-?"

"Yeah, about."

"-Yeah I hate the guy already."

--Slannen and Ella

Sweet Home Alabama

"The truth is... I gave my heart away a long time ago, my whole heart... and I never really got it back."

- Reese Witherspoon (Melanie)

27 Dresses

"What about you? You don't have any needs?"

"...No, I don't. I'm Jesus."

"I think you should just admitt that you're a big softy, that this whole cynical thing is just an act so you can seem wounded n' mysterious and sexxxy."

"Woah, woah, woah what was that last one?"

"What?"

"Did you say sexy?"

"What."

"You think I'm sexy?"

"...No."

"It's okay if you do."

"I don't!"

"You think I'm a little sexy?"

"No. I think YOU think you're sexy. That's the point I'm making!"

"You think I think I'm sexy?"

"YES!"

"It must be so hard to watch your younger sister get married before you."

"Yes, yes it is. But then I remember I still get to have hot hate sex with random strangers and I feel sooo much better."

Tuck Everlasting

"Winnie Foster I will love you, until the day I die!"

--Jesse Tuck

"Don't be afraid of death; be afraid of an unlived life. You don't have to live forever, you just have to live."

Silver-Linings Playbook

"I don't think I'm gonna blow it with Nikki because Tiffany's a slut."

"Why is she a slut?"

"After the dinner at Ronny's she said, quote, 'we can go to the back house and you can fuck me as long as we turn the lights out.' Unquote! ...and she still wears her wedding ring. So... she a loyal-married-to-a-dead-guy-slut."

--Pat and Cliff

No Strings Attached

"Are you trying to get rid of us?"

"You look like a pumpkin, bitch!"

"Hey someone call Charlie Brown, we found the great pumpkin!"

What Happens in Vegas

"Oh my God you're falling for her."

"What?"

"You're falling for your wife you idiot!"

She's Out of My League

"I don't get it, it boggles my mind. Why would she ask me out?"

"Are you dying?"

"...What?

"Maybe you have some rich benefactor you know, in a top hat. Who's trying to set you up before you die. Like Great Expectations, have you read that book? It's so weird!"

"No Stainer I'm not terminally ill. Thank you for you're concern."

--Kirk and Stainer

"Who's that?"

"Nobody! Just some chick that I boned when I was drunk, ya know. She's a total psycho, let's go this way!"

--Kirk and Stainer

Stainer: "I was depressed for months."

Kirk: "That's what that was? You said you had mono."

Stainer: "Yeah, mono of the heart."

Devin: "Awww..."

Jack: "Oh my god how's your vagina?"

What's Your Number

"Oh Jesus, tell me you're not naked on my couch next to my sister?"

"Thankfully he doesn't like to play without his underwear... the guitar gets cold against his penis."

--Ally and Daisy

The Sorcerers Apprentice

"You didn't ask her out!? You just fixed her antenna and you left?"

"No- thats not the point! She will- remember me!"

"...She will remember me? Who are you, Braveheart!?"

"Do you have any idea what my life has been like for the last ten years!?"

"I've been stuck in an urn for the past ten years."

"...So have I! a figurative urn of ridicule!"

"Go team magical stuff!!"

"This is the Merlin circle, it focus' your energy, helps you master new spells. It is where you will learn the art. Step inside, you leave everything else behind. Once you enter, there is no going back."

"...So I should probably pee first?"

"Now you just give me that bracelet back please."

"You better run back to your girlfriend."

"Believe me, I wish she was- you thought she was my girlfriend? Really? Was that the kind of vibe you got-?"

"You talk too much, shut up!"

Dave and robber

"Something about you seems different."

"...I'm wearing new shoes."

Becky and Dave

"I have a student that's failing my class, I need his file."

"First I'll need to see your faculty identification card."

*Waves staff* "You don't need to see my faculty identification card."

"I don't need your faculty identification card."

*waves hand like a Jedi* "...These are not the droids your looking for."

--Horvath, random dude, and Drake Stone

Ferris Bueller's Day Off

"Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it."

Star Wars

"May the force be with you."

Star Wars Attack of the Clones

"What took you so long?"

"Oh you know master, I couldn't find a speeder I really liked."

--Obi-Wan Kenobi and Anakin Skywalker

"Well you've lost them."

"I'm deeply sorry master."

"That was some shortcut Anakin. He went completely the other way, once again you've proved-"

"If you'll excuse me." *Anakin jumps out of speeder and plummets to the ground*

*looks over the edge* "I hate it when he does that."

--Obi-Wan Kenobi and Anakin Skywalker

"Please don't look at me like that."

"Why not?"

"It makes me feel uncomfortable."

--Padme Amidala and Anakin Skywalker

The Terminator

"I'll be back."

Airplane!

"Surely you can't be serious?"

"I am serious... And don't call me Shirley."

Percy Jackson and the Olympians The Lightning Thief (movie)

"Percy take this to defend yourself. It's a powerful weapon, guard it well, only use it in times of severe distress."

"This is a pen... This is a pen!"

Percy Jackson and the Olympians The Sea of Monsters (movie)

"...What are you doing? Don't walk on my roof."

-- Luke Castellan

"Join me Percy, it's what you were meant to do. You can't escape that prophesy. Let's show both of our fathers."

"That's tempting, but I think I'll pass." *releases huge wave around ship*

"Not this again..."

-- Luke Castellan and Percy Jackson

"That sounded like Clarisse."

"Nah, nah it couldn't be her-"

"YOU RIDICULOUSLY STUPID MORON!"

"No, it's her!"

--Annabeth, Percy, and Clarisse

"Why are you wearing a dress?"

"I'm having a REALLY BAD DAY!

--Percy and Grover

Alvin and the Chipmunks

"Was it me, or was he a little mad?"

"Ah hmm hmm I wonder, is Dave mad? YES!"

--Alvin and Simon

The Princess Diaries (movie)

"You try living for fifteen years thinking that you're one person and in five minutes find out that you're a princess! You know what- just in case i'm not enough of a freak already LET'S ADD A TIARA!"

--Mia

Friends With Benefits

"Why do relationships always start off so fun, and then turn into suck-a-bag-a-dicks?"

--Dylan

Monster-in-Law

"I am sick, I am sick, sick, sick of yo shit! And when I'm not sick, I'm tired. I am sick and tired!"

"What are you saying!?"

"Damn you and your your luggage!"

"Ruby! You're not going to leave me too are you!?"

"No, I'm not leavin' you...ya old slut!"

--Ruby and Viola

The Santa Clause

"Scott, what was the last thing you and Charlie did before you went to bed christmas eve?"

"We shared a bowl a sugar, did some shots of brown liquor, played with my shot guns, field dressed a cat, looked for women... I read him a book!"

"What book?"

"Ah- Hollywood wives... The night before Christmas!"

--Neil and Scott

The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause

"You have violated the legendary figures code of conduct in a manner that is both wilful and malicious!"

"Excuse me! Did you just accuse me of being skillful and delicious? Guilty as charged!"

--Mother Nature and Jack Frost

"Sir, SIR!"

"Curtis, Curtis stop! If you're going to tell me our entire facility's in ruin and that Christmas is tomorrow and for the first time in history all the kids of the world won't get what they asked for because I failed, stop it, I can't stand one more piece of bad news."

"Well then, good news sir."

"What?"

"Your pants are on fire."

--Curtis and Scott

Sherlock Holmes (2009)

"Get that out of my face."

"It's not in your face it's in my hand."

"Get what's in your hand out of my face."

The Fantastic Four Rise of the Silver Surfer

"Look, don't tell Johnny."

"Don't tell Johnny what?

"Great..."

"Are you building that thing?"

"Noo..."

"If Sue finds out you're gonna get an invisible kick in the nuts."

--Johnny and Reed

"Johnny!"

"...This is Dulce." *sighs* "FLAME ON!"

--Johnny and Reed

Drive Me Crazy

"Did that hurt?"

"Not as much as this."

"Nipple ring, cool! Take your top off, lets get a look at it!"

--Nicole and Liz

Mirror Mirror

"You have to take me back to my precious Queen!"

"Enough already!"

"You don't understand! I YEARN FOR THE NECTAR OF HER SKIN!"

"Nectar? Of her skin?"

"Who talks like that?"

Hansel and Gretel Witch Hunters

"Where are you going?"

"I have to help Edward!"

"Edward? Wha-? Who the fuck's Edward!?"

--Hansel and Gretel

"Aw you can't be serious..."

"Is this..?"

"Yeah, yeah, yeah. Whatever you do, don't eat the fucking candy."

--Hansel and Ben

Kickass

"Whatta douche."

--Mindy

"So... Have you thought a little more about what you might want for your birthday?"

"Can I get a puppy?"

[surprised] "You wanna get a dog?"

"Yeah, a cuddly fluffy one, and a Bratz movie-star make over Sasha!"

[Damon is stunned]

[laughs] "I'm just fuckin' with you Daddy! Look, I'd love a Benchmade model 42 butterfly knife."

[relieved] "Oh, child... You always knock me for a loop!"

--Mindy and Damon Macready

Kickass 2

"Your father died in a fire."

"A fire! What is your problem?"

"You! You are my problem! I am trying to raise you to be a normal boy. That's why we moved to Long Island after your father's accident."

"A bazooka is not an accident, you delusional bitch!"

--Chris and his mother

"Damn, she had a nice pair of guns!"

"Dude! She's dead, don't talk about her tits!"

Holding pistols* "I was talking about these."

--Javier and Chris

"Maybe she's a dyke."

"Maybe I'll jam my foot up your snatch."

--Harlow and Mindy

"You know what, screw this! My superpower is, I'm rich as shit!"

--Chris/The Motherfucker

"We will call you.. Black Death!"

"Woah, woah, you don't think that's a just a little bit incredibly racist?"

-- Chris and Javier

Scream 2

"Why are you even here Randy? You'll never be the leading man."

"...Fuuuuuck youuuu!!!"

-Randy and killer

"Why copy two high school loser ass dickheads? Stu was a pussy-ass wet rag! And Billy Loomas? Billy Loomas- what the fuck!? Jesus, what a rat-looking homo repressed mamma's boy! Why not set your goals higher huh? You wanna be one of the big boys?"

--Randy

The Mummy

"Um, but the way, why did you kiss me?"

"I was about to be hanged, it seemed like a good idea at the time."

"Ugh!"

"What? ...What'd I say?"

--Rick O'Connel

"Well if it ain't my little buddy, Benny! ...I think I'll kill you."

"Think of my children!"

...You don't have any children!"

"Someday I might-"

"Shut up!"

--Rick

X-Men

"There's someone here.

"Where?"

"I dunno, keep your eye open."

--Wolverine and Cyclops

"Hey! It's me."

"Prove it."

"You're a dick."

"...Okay."

--Wolverine and Cyclops

X-Men The Last Stand

"Or has he convinced you you don't have a family anymore?"

"My family tried to kill me you pathetic meat-sack."

--Mystique

"Let me out of here! I demand that you release me! Do you know who I am!? I'm the president of the United States!"

"Oh, Mr. President, ...SHUT UP!

"I'm the wrong guy to play hide n' seek with."

"Whose hiding? Dickhead."

--The Juggernaut and Kitty

X-Men Origins Wolverine

"You whip out a couple of swords at your ex-girlfriends wedding, they will never, ever forget it."

"That's funny Wade, I think you confused me with someone who gives a shit."

--Victor and Wade

"Okay, the people are dead!"

--Wade

"Your country needs you!"

"I'm Canadian."

--Striker and Wolverine

"What you have is a gift."

"A gift? You can return a gift."

--Kayla and Wolverine

"And every night he looks up in the sky and sees the moon, and howls her name. But- he can never touch her again."

"Wow... Coo-cu-Catchu, got screwed."

--Kayla and Wolverine

"We all got a choice son."

"Yeah? Mine got taken."

"bullshit."

--Wolverine and old man

"I ain't Bradley, Victor. And your creepy black coat don't scare me."

--John

"That's a nice stick." *shows middle claw* (like a middle finger, get it? get it?)

--Wolverine

"Well hey, if it makes you feel any better, this is really gonna hurt."

"Well... yeah, it kinda does!"

--Wolverine and Gambit

X-Men Origins First Class

"Excuse me, I'm Eric Lencher."

"Charles Xavier-"

"Go fuck yourself."

-Wolverine

Men in Black

"You know the difference between you and me? I make this look good."

- Will Smith as Agent J

Austin Powers

"Yeah, baby, yeah!"

- Mike Myers as Austin Powers

Titanic

"I'm king of the world!"

- Leonardo DiCaprio as Jack Dawson

"I can see the Statue Of Liberty already, very small of course."

-- Fabrizio

"Ah forget her boyo, your as like to have angels fly out of yer arse as get next to the likes of her!"

--Tommy

"I believe you are blushing Mr. Big Artiste, can't imagine Monsieur Monet blushing!"

"He does landscapes."

--Rose and Jack

"You unimaginable bastard!"

--Rose

James Bond Movies

"Bond, James Bond."

- James Bond

The Hobbit (2012)

"My dear Frodo, you asked me once if I had told you everything there was to know about my adventures. Well, I can honestly say I've told you the truth, I may not have told you all of it."

--Old Bilbo

"Good Morning-"

"-What do you mean? Do you mean to wish me a good morning, or are you saying it is a good morning whether I want it or not? Or perhaps you are saying that you feel good on this particular morning. Or maybe you are suggesting that it is a morning to be good on."

"...all of them at once I suppose?"

--Bilbo Baggins and Gandalf

"We will seize this chance to TAKE BACK EREBOR!

--Thorn Oakenshield

"I'm going on an adventure!"

--Bilbo

"Those are Gundabad Wargs. They will catch and eat you!"

"These are Rhosgobel rabbits! I'd like to see them try!"

--Gandalf and Radagast

"What does he say? Does he offer us insult!?"

"No Master Gloin, he's offering you food."

[the Dwarves quickly have a quiet discussion amongst themselves]

"Very well then. Lead on!"

--Gloin (Gimli's father! Awesome!) and Gandalf

"Have they got any chips?"

--Ori

True courage is not about knowing when to take a life, but when to spare one.

--Gandalf

"If Bagginses loses, we eats him whole."

"...Fair enough."

--Gollum and Bilbo

"I know you doubt me, I know you always have, and you're right. I often think of Bag End. I miss my books, and my arm chair, and my garden. See, that's where I belong; that's home, and that's why I came back, because you don't have one... a home. It was taken from you, but I will help you take it back if I can."

--Bilbo

"You! What were you doing!? You nearly got yourself killed! Did I not say that you would be a burden, that you would not survive in the wild and that you have no place amongst us? ...I've never been so wrong in all my life."

[Thorin hugs Bilbo, and Bilbo is just plain shocked]

--Thorin Oakenshield

Lord of the Rings The fellowship of the Ring

"You shall be the fellowship of the ring!"

"Right! ...Where are we going?"

--Pippin

"I wish the ring had never come to me, I wish none of this had happened."

"So do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to do is decide what to do with the time that is given to us."

- Gandalf

"YOU. SHALL NOT. PASS!!!"

--Gandalf

"Let's hunt some ork."

"...YES!!!"

--Aragorn and Gimli

Lord of the Rings The Return of the King

"Certainty of death. Small chance of success. What are we waiting for?"

-Gimli

Avatar

"We're VFR from here out."

"What's VFR?

"Means you gotta see where your going."

"But... you can't see anything."

"Exactly, ain't that a bitch?"

--Trudy And Norm

"You mated with this woman!?"

"Oh shit."

-- Tsu'tey and Grace

"You're not the only one with a gun bitch."

--Trudy

The Mask of Zorro

"Hey I thought you were tied up?"

"That's because you are stupid."

--Joaquin Murrieta

The Legend of Zorro

"Aren't you supposed to be in school?"

"But Padre, what if Zorro comes!"

"I'll make sure he carves a Z on your backside, how's that sound?"

"...Really!?"

--Joquin de la Vega and Phillipe (Padre)

"Perhaps you shouldn't drink so much on an empty stomach."

"Perhaps you should wear lipstick if your gonna act like my mother."

--Phillipe and Alejandro

"Count Armand, with his fancy wine and his frufru accent. Nobody leaves my tequila worm dangling in the wind…"

--Alejandro

"Elena, I was right. Armand is not who you think he is!"

"You have no idea who I think he is!"

"Well I think I know who you think he is!"

"No, no because you do not think! Now get out of here before somebody sees you!"

"Elena listen to me! Guillermo Cortez is dead."

"What?"

"Armand needed his land to be a railroad! He's planning something!"

"How do you know this?"

"Oh no no no no I won't tell you what I know until you tell me what you know. Because If you want to know what I know I need to know why the hell your living a secret with an evil count!"

--Alejandro and Elena

"What are you doing here kid?"

"Looking at two of the ugliest guys I'e ever seen!"

--Joaquin

"Come on, you want a piece o me?"

--Joaquin

"America, they want to destroy it."

(in unison) "With soap?"

--Alejandro and Phillipe

"I know something that might help you."

*gestures for them to some closer-- then bangs their heads against the prison bars*

"I will send you both to hell for this!"

--Alejandro

"What are you doing in the bar!?"

"What are you doing in jail!?"

"I asked you first!"

- Don Alejandro de la Vega/Zorro & Joaquin de la Vega

"Where'd you learn to do that?"

"Prison changes a man, son."

--Joaquin and Alejandro

"When I said we were never meant to be together, I meant it."

"Finally! We agree on something!"

*They kiss*

"This changes nothing."

"Absolutely not."

"Follow me."

"Always."

--Elena and Alejandro

"Padre can you hurry it up a little? The people are calling."

"...Well do you want her back?"

"Of course I want her back."

"And you take him?"

"If I must."

--Elena, Phillipe and Alejandro

BOOK QUOTES

The Sister's Grimm (Book Series, "Council of Mirrors")

"What am I!?"

"You're a fairy princess."

"...I don't want to be a fairy princess!"

TV SHOW QUOTES

Once Upon A Time

"I know there's a lot of history here- a lot of hate."

"Actually I quite fancy you from time to time when you're not yelling at me."

--Emma and Hook

Smallville

"Hey! You realize last night was just a joke right? …I need that necklace back."

"I don't have it."

"Look, it's Lana's favourite so…"

"So then you better go out to that cornfield and find it."

"I dug holes, I used my x-ray vision but it's like she just vanished."

"Was anyone else out there with you-?"

"No!"

"…You were skinny-dipping, alone?"

--Clark, Jonathan and Martha Kent

"Okay, so where did you see her first?"

"Crater lake. You were there."

"Really? What were we doing?"

"…Nothin.. um it's really hazy."

--Lana and Clark

21 Jump Street

"THE MCQUAID BROTHERS!! HEH!!"

--Hanson and Penhall

"Look, why don't you drive us to a coffee shop? I'll buy you some waffles."

"I don't want any waffles."

"Alright then drive us to a florist, I'll buy you some flowers."

"I don't want any flowers."

"Alright then drive me to my apartment I'll let you make love to me."

"I don't want- ..." *takes off with squealing tires*

--Tom Hanson and Jackie

"How'd you like to get smacked in the face every day of your life?"

"...Is that a threat or part of a story?"

--Tom Hanson and Booker

"Well actually I did have dinner plans with a certain lady friend."

"You filthy dog."

--Fuller and Hanson

Fresh Prince of Bel-Air

"There's Dean Morgan, I can't just walk right up to him!"

"Carlton, haven't you learned anything from your experience last night?"

"You want me to sleep with him!?"

--Carlton and Will

That 70s' Show

"I don't know, you know, it seems like bad things are always happening to me, like I have bad luck or something."

"Son, you don't have bad luck. The reason that bad things happen to you.. is because you're a dumbass."

--Eric and Red

"Donna wouldn't even talk to me, she just kept sticking her tongue down my throat."

"Oh boo-who Foreman, you get to fool around with a totally hot chick and you never have to talk about her feelings? You poor french kissing bastard."

--Eric and Hyde

"Okay you guys, here's the plan. Fez, you beg for mercy in broken english. Hyde, you insist this whole thing was a big setup. And I'll just curl up in the fetal position and think about pancakes."

"...Got it."

--Eric, Hyde and Fez

"Did Luke Skywalker-"

"Oh would you stop! Luke Skywalker this, Luke Skywalker that! I'm sick of hearing about that little fruit!"

--Eric and Red

Friends

"Maybe this wouldn't have happened if I'd been more nurturing, or I'd paid more attention or I'd... had a uterus."

--Ross

"Honey, you okay?"

"My wife's a lesbian."

"Coooool!"

--Monica, Ross and Joey

"Hey, what do you wanna do for dinner?"

"Well we could stay in and cook for ourselves."

"...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! (in unison)

--Joey and Chandler

NCIS

"Agent Fornell asked me to convey this message, 'Are you freakin' kidding me?'"

--Ziva

"Which one of you is Brody?"

"I am."

*kid looks her up and down* "Found your card. You're a loooong way from home baby."

"How old are you?"

"Old enough to make a deal. These eyes don't lie. Something the other night woke me up."

"When was that, seven?"

kid turns to LaSalle* "Shut up tool!"

--Kid, Brody and LaSalle

"Boss there's no way that shakey-the-clown could've stabbed the commander with that kind of precision."

--DiNozzo

The Big Bang Theory

"You're back!"

"Yes I am, there's a few more things I want to say to you! Stuart's store is just fine and he's a much nicer person than you are and if you still have that comic I'd like to buy it right now!"

"No problem. You want a latte while you wait?"

"NO I DON'T WANT A LATTE! I WANT A CAPPUCCINO AND A BLUEBERRY SCONE!"

"I only have chocolate chip…"

"WELL THAT SOUNDS EVEN BETTER!"

--Jesse and Bernadette

Two and a Half Men

"Look I don't mean to be rude but, I'm tired of talking to you."

--Charlie

"Yeah I remember that feeling. You kiss a girl, see fireworks and fall head over heals in love. Then one day you wake up in a cold, loveless marriage with a soul-sucking shrew who makes you wish for an early death."

"...You realize you're talking about my mother?"

"Yeah, so you get it?"

--Alan and Jake

ANIME QUOTES

Fruits Basket

"Just be yourself, you'll be fine."

--Kyoko Honda

"Yo, time to pay the piper rat boy! I'm here to collect."

"Funny, I would have thought he's send somebody bigger."

--Kyo and Yuki

"Let me guess; you lost your temper and yelled at her again, right? You know, you shouldn't do that if you're just going to regret it. Not too bright, now is it?"

"Save your breath. I'm just not meant to get along with other people. Period. End of story."

"Oh sure, some people just aren't. But you're not one of them. You lack experience, that's all. For example, I'm sure you could smash this table to bits with your bare hands. But I'm equally sure you could punch the table without breaking it. And why is that? Because I know your training has taught you to control your fists... at least I should hope so, after four months of fighting bears and-"

"I didn't fight bears!"

"My point is, it takes just as much training to get along with people. Only, training by yourself in the mountains won't do you any good. You need to surround yourself with others. As you get to know them, of course you take the chance that you'll end up hurting them, or they'll end up hurting you. One of those things might very well happen. That's the only way we learn... about others, and about ourselves. You're a black-belt in martial arts, but I'd guess you still a white-belt in social skills. Someday, you're going to meet someone that truly wants to be your friend, and you, theirs. But it if you don't keep training, you won't be ready when that happens."

"It'll never happen, anyways!"

"Uh-uh! Never say never."

"Ok, fine. Maybe if I meet someone with brain-damage... or something."

"That's the spirit!”

--Shigure and Kyo

'If that's true then that means the cat will be included with the other twelve animals. That would be wonderful!'

"-I'M GONNA BREAK YOUR PRETTY-BOY FACE!"

'... but I don't think fighting is the bast way to go about it...'

--Tohru and Kyo

"Tell me what I think just happened didn't just happen!"

"My love!"

"My shirt!"

--Kyo and Kagura

'It's so nice of him to do this, Shigure can be so selfless sometimes. He's always thinking about others.'

'High school girls! High school girls! All for me, high school girls!'

--Toruh and Shigure

"Waaaaaahhh! Kyo's picking on me!"

--Momiji Sohma

"Momiji!"

"TOHRU!"

"Hi there!"

*Momiji leaps at Tohru*

[SMACK!]

*Kyo slaps him out of the air* "-WHAT ARE YOU, STUPID!?"

--Tohru, Momiji, and Kyo

"Who do you think you are anyway, do you think your GOD!? huh?"

"…Black Haru…" (Kyo, Yuki, Tohru and Momiji in unison)

"What'sthematterrunoutofthingstosay!? No more advice!? You'renotsohighandmightynowareyou!?"

--Hatsuharu, Kyo, Yuki, Tohru and Momiji

"Hatsuharu? I don't understand. How did you manage to convince him that's your natural hair colour?"

"Alright, why don't you come with me and see for yourself?" *smirk*

(SMACK!!)

*Yuki and Kyo hit Hatsuharu in unison*

"That black Haru is too much."

"Ummm sooo, how did he?"

--Tohru, Hatsuharu and Kyo

"I picked out the perfect outfit for Tohru to wear when she cleans the house. She's gone too long with out having a decent maid outfit."

"It's a wonder they haven't locked you up yet."

--Shigure and Hatsuharu Sohma

"I guess that's just another part of the Zodiac curse for those of us with different coloured hair. I used to get made fun of a lot."

"Yes, but whenever the other kids tried to pick on you, you would go black and chase them around the schoolyard."

"It's better than Kyo, he would actually beat them half to death."

--Hatsuharu and Yuki Sohma

"She's great isn't she? Yes, right now I'll bet you're wishing you had a cute little housewife of your very own."

"You know you really shouldn't make such stupid comments."

"CAUSE I'M GONNA KNOCK YOU THROUGH THE ROOF!!"

"Kyo! I didn't see you there!"

"No one is the little housewife of anyone, GOT IT!? And if I hear you say it again I'm gonna snap you in two!"

"Kyo's scaring me!"

"Bastard…"

--Shigure, Hatori, and Kyo Sohma

"Yuki, you like the Fall too, don't you?"

"Sure, it's not too hot, not too cold."

"Nope, it's just right. And Kyo?"

"…What the hell does it matter?"

--Tohru, Yuki, and Kyo

"LET'S WALK HOME HOLDING HANDS!"

"…There's no way in hell."

"Why not? You never minded before, we used to always hold hands."

"Cause you made me! And it was only like three or four times!"

"Kyooooo you're so mean…"

"ALRIGHT! I'll do it, I'll hold your damn hand…"

--Kagura and Kyo

Flashback

"Come on Kagura!"

*Kyo holds out his hand*

Ouran High School Host Club

"I better go and change clothes."

"You want us to come and help you?"

"Drop dead."

--Haruhi, Kaorou and Hikarou

"So what do we do?"

"There's only one thing to do- we have to induce amnesia!" *Pulls out baseball bat*

--Kaorou and Hikarou

Kaishou Wa Maid Sama!

"Good job. Thanks for everything you did today."

"Thanks Misaki… wanna make out?"

--Takumi and Misaki

Yumeiro Patissiere

"As an older sister, I'd even take off my clothes for my cute little sister."

"Ichigo, are you going to make sweets in the nude!?"

--Ichigo and Vanilla

"So, what do you think of my French toast?"

"It's too sweet. You should have predicted we'd put syrup and stuff on afterwards, and so held off on the sweetening in the first place."

The eggs are cooked unevenly."

"I'd give it a 62% overall."

"It's like I have three mother-in-laws…"

--Ichigo, Kashino, Hanabusa, and Andou

Toradora

"I'm scared."

"Move!"

"Crap, the delinquent."

"He'll kill us!"

Kodocha

"Akito?"

"What now?"

"Why did you kiss me? I'm sorry, but I can't let something like that go."

"...Because I don't hate you."

"...WHAT IN THE WORLD IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN!?" *Blows up inflatable dummy* "YOU HATE THIS?"

"Not really."

"HERE!" *shoves dummy in his face* "SO WHY DON'T YOU KISS IT TOO, I MEAN YOU SAID YOU DON'T HATE IT!"

"STOP IT YOU WEIRDO!"

--Sana and Akito

"Imagine that, she came all this way just to ask how Tsuyoshi was doing... Oh my gosh I think I know why she did! Aya is... REALLY NICE!"

--Sana

"Hey Akitooo! You better not stay in too long, your butt will melt off!

--Sana

"So what do you say, why don't you, Sana, and the Hayama's stay here and live in Kusatsu-?"

"NOT A CHANCE YOU HAG!"

--Grandmama, and Mama

Avatar: The Last Airbender

"I know what you're going to say. She's my sister and I should try to get along with her."

"...Nooo, she's crazy and she needs to go down."

--Zuko and Uncle Iroh

Fuck, you got through all that? Cheers mate.