I couldn't help it I had to write a time travel fic. It's my all time favorite cliché. And this one will hopefully be full of cliché-y goodness with some new stuff.

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Harry Potter and the Time Traveling Cliché

Chapter 1: Say What Now?

There was a knock on the door of Dumbledore's office

"Enter" Dumbledore said and a twenty year old Harry stepped in. wearing his black and silver lined Auror robes.

"Hello Albus. You wanted to see me?"

"Why yes Harry. You see I was wondering since you have captured the last of the death eaters you had been hunting since you defeated Voldemort if you would like to take up teaching career…astheDADAteacherin1977." He mumbled the last part quickly.

"I'm sorry what?"

"I wanted to know if you would like to take the DADA teaching position in 1977"

Harry looked at his former headmaster like he was insane but then again this was Dumbledore so the answer was yes he was insane. Then he looked thoughtful for a moment "is that even possible?"

"Yes with this advanced time turner that I have you can go back decades."

"I'd have to take his up with Ginny of course"

Dumbledore nodded and smiled "And how is the Mrs.?"

"Irritable, I don't think being pregnant agrees with her. Now she's complaining she looks fat because she's starting to get a bump and of course it's all my fault." Harry said rolling his eyes. He wouldn't admit it but he was scared shitless of the verbal abuse he would have to endure when she would go into labor.

Ever since Voldemort was defeated there had been a huge marriage boom and than an even bigger baby boom. Harry was no exception he and Ginny were contributing to both. The engaged couple Ron and Hermione thought they were crazy for getting marred right out of school like that. When Harry and Ginny announced to everyone that they were having a baby all of her brothers glared at him like they wanted to kill him for getting their baby sister pregnant. Molly had to remind them that he was their sisters husband and was free to do his husbandly duty and have a family with her if he pleased. And that they should be happy that they were gong to be uncles soon. Then she scolded the already married ones about not having any of their own yet and making her a grandmother any sooner.

"Well from what I hear the first child is always the most difficult on both parents during the pregnancy. And congratulations once again on that by the way."

"Well thank you but I believe you've congratulated me on it every other day for the past three months now."

"Yes well I'm just happy to see you with a family now is all. Take it from a doddering old man Harry children are a great blessing. Hopefully this little one will be the first of many. Have you decided on any names yet?"

"Oh, yes actually Daniel if it's a boy and Violet if it's a girl."

"Ah, both wonderful choices Harry. Send my regards to Ginny for me"

"I will Sir" Harry exited the office and headed home to the cute little brick hose that he and Ginny shared in Hogsmeade. He found her in the kitchen (once again) eating a whole gallon of ice-cream with a rather large jar open of pickles on the table.

"So what did Dumbledore want?" She asked nearly swallowing a pickle whole.

"He wonted to know if I would take the DADA teaching position in 1977"

"Say what now?"

"Yeah I know the guy is completely off his rocker but he says he has an advance time turner or something that can take you back decades."

"And what did you say to his offer?" she asked looking like she was gong to throw a hormonal fit that would ultimately end in them having sex on the kitchen table after she through some plates at his head if he sad the wrong thing"

"I told him that I would need your opinion first before I decided on anything my love" she glared at him for a moment and he started to get ready to have some china thrown at him. But then she smiled and said

"Oh, well I think you should go for it. I mean it's been so dull around here now that all the bad guys are gone. And it would give you a chance to get to know your parents. They graduated that year didn't they?"

"Yes they did. I never thought of that. Do you think that's why he's offering this to me?"

"Maybe. Any way your gong to do t and your taking me with you. Do you understand me mister? I'm not letting you mss this opportunity to meet your parents and I certainly am not gong to be stuck here with out you are not missing a moment on the development of our child and you better be there when its born."

"You see darling this is exactly why I'm asking you opinion first."

"Right well…drop your pants I want to do it." He hesitated. "NOW!" she screamed.