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 Author has written 13 stories for Bones, Office, Harry Potter, and Maximum Ride. I've had to abandon this account for personal reasons. I'm very sorry to anyone who was awaiting updates. |
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dear blank, sincerely blank by tequilya reviews
humorous exchanges between characters that always start with 'Dear', and end with 'Sincerely'. Drabble fic. Revived.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 83 - Words: 5,534 - Reviews: 2438 - Favs: 973 - Follows: 576 - Updated: 7/12/2017 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Voldemort
White Knight by LordLanceahlot reviews
Temperance 'I-don't-know-what-that-means' Brennan. At a fraternity party. Drinking heavily and being mauled by some punk frat boys. Booth scowled at the thought. His freaking forensics tutor. Time to go play white knight. AU. B/B. Complete.
Bones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 52,956 - Reviews: 664 - Favs: 598 - Follows: 648 - Updated: 5/17/2016 - Published: 3/1/2010 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Draco and Hermione Watch AVPM by potato4 reviews
One night, Draco, Hermione, Harry, Ron, Ginny, and Blaise watch A Very Potter Musical. How do they react? What will Merridew do when she finds out? And what happens when Ginny and Blaise are nosier than ever? SEQUEL TO DRACO AND HERMIONE READ FANFICTION!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,062 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 9/2/2015 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The House of Hell by Love2Love reviews
The WWNC thinks it's a great idea to start a reality show with an unwilling group of magical teenagers before their seventh year at Hogwarts. Hermione does not. Enter a pointy faced blond with his two close friends and let Hell-er, the summer, begin.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 200,972 - Reviews: 667 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 428 - Updated: 4/20/2014 - Published: 3/5/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Whatever I want? by Ms. Louis Cordice Zabini reviews
" I get whatever I want, if I pretend to be your girlfriend right " Hermione asked. " I know I am going to regret this later, but yes Granger whatever you want " Draco said. WARNING Contains graphic language. No SEX scenes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 43,763 - Reviews: 691 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 709 - Updated: 6/27/2013 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Blonde Jokes by LunaPadma reviews
Every day, Astoria Greengrass comes up to him and tells him another stupid joke. Every day, he doesn't get it. And yet, every day she comes back with a new one.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 4,936 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Draco M., Astoria G.
Lord Voldemort: Matchmaker by potato4 reviews
When the one and only ex-Lord Voldemort plays matchmaker, eight of our favorite characters end up on a desert island. Add a new Muggle game show and two overenthusiastic hosts, and what will happen? Main couple: D/Hr. Other couples are a surprise!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 50,235 - Reviews: 1031 - Favs: 596 - Follows: 455 - Updated: 4/3/2012 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Going After Scorpius Malfoy by Loving Your Smile reviews
Rose hates Scorpius. Scorpius hates Rose. Then, out of the blue, Scorpius disappears, and Rose doesn't know what to do. So she does the first thing she can think of- she goes after him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,934 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 12/7/2011 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Rose W., Scorpius M.
Londres AU by icecreammanrupert reviews
Hermione lo tiene todo en su vida, éxito, dinero, amor. Ron busca comenzar una nueva vida en una ciudad diferente. Él no entraba en sus planes, ni ella en los de él. Ninguno de los dos podrá alejarse del otro,si los une una ciudad como Londres.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - Spanish - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 207,771 - Reviews: 652 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 10/12/2011 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Riddle of Love by DemiSpy reviews
Has anyone else ever wondered why Hermione didn't end up in Ravenclaw? Here's my version of what the hat told her before placing her in Gryffindor... and how she and Ron figure out what it meant! Post TDH - Ron/Hermione - Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,223 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Just A Name by PrioritiesSorted reviews
What is in a name? In the end, did it matter that he was a Malfoy and she was a Potter? In the end, he was just Scorpius and she was just Lily... why shouldn't they be friends?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 84,686 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 7/12/2011 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Lily Luna P., Scorpius M.
If This Is It by PrioritiesSorted reviews
"He wanted to drink in her features, remember every element of her face just as it was – perfect." One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,862 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Thundering Love by heynowheynoww reviews
Isabelle has a fear of thunderstorms and Simon tries to distract her as they are the only ones in the Institute. Short one-shot. Simon/Isabelle
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,535 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Isabelle L., Simon L. - Complete
Voldemort Possessions Anonymous by Laury the Latrator reviews
"I suppose you want me to tell you more then." / Harry and Ginny have a deep emotional conversation about healing and Harry sees Gin in a whole new light. / Set pre-romance, but with some definite undertones. Christmastime in OotP. / Sequel now up!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,836 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Of Shrubbery and Frocks by MissHydraZen reviews
"I am a Greengrass. We are not only pure of blood, but noble and poised. And I am quite the fail if I do say so myself." Astoria is attending the party of the year. It's a very sophisticated occassion. Too bad she's absolutely bonkers.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,504 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/21/2011 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Astoria G., Draco M. - Complete
The Chronicles of the Ginger Goatee by magic.is.out.there reviews
this is a pretty random story about Ron getting a ginger goatee and gets unbelievable power, can Ginny, Harry and Kneebo Specly save the wizarding world from Ron's ginger wrath? features hermione, ginny, harry and a very sinister gremlin. REVIEW!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 5,806 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Unromantic by JessiRomantic reviews
Ron tries to propose to his girlfriend. The optimum word being tries. Written for preeah's Random Love Brain Challenge on HPFF Forums.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,535 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Ron W., Luna L. - Complete
For Entertainment Purposes Only by HorcruxFinder reviews
Rose tried to convince herself that what she was doing with Scorpius Malfoy was for entertainment purposes only. But then her feelings began to change.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 87,370 - Reviews: 629 - Favs: 739 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 10/14/2010 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Draco and Hermione Read FanFiction by potato4 reviews
What if Draco and Hermione, for a Muggle Studies assignment, read a fanfic? And what, just what, would happen if that fanfic was a Dramione? Rated T because I rate them all T. FINALLY FINISHED!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 26,376 - Reviews: 935 - Favs: 890 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Girl in the Theme Park by Imagination-Parade reviews
Booth, Brennan, Hodgins, and Angela head to Disney World after a body is found in one of Magic Kingdom's most popular rides. B&B and Hodgela pairings
Bones - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,236 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 7/11/2010 - Published: 6/1/2010 - T. Brennan, S. Booth, Angela M., J. Hodgins - Complete
Rating by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Fang, bored, starts to rate girls walking by along with Gazzy and Iggy. The trio gets more than they bargained for when a familiar-looking girl walks by. Fax, oneshot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,844 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 572 - Follows: 103 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
The Darkness Within by Kurinoone reviews
What if Wormtail hadn't told Lord Voldemort the Potters hideout. What if he took Harry straight to him instead? A Dark Harry fanfic. AU Mild HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 65 - Words: 364,868 - Reviews: 7698 - Favs: 10,451 - Follows: 3,715 - Updated: 12/24/2006 - Published: 4/26/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
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But Not Really reviews
What do you do when your best guy-friend starts saying stuff like "I want to kiss you... but not really"? Yeah. Watch - or rather, read - as five minutes in 'heaven' changes my life. For worse. Obviously. Fax. All human.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,984 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 8/8/2011 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Max, Fang
I'm Not Overreacting reviews
It all starts the night of that party… thing. The mayhem, I mean. I'm not saying that my life was ever perfect. But it doesn't get any better. So, sort of accidentally coming onto your best friend... not a good idea. But Not Really in Fang's POV
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,676 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Fang, Max
Rose Weasley, Matchmaker reviews
Scorpius Malfoy, womanizer, 22, is dumped by his long-time psycho girlfriend. He tells Rose that he's looking for THE ONE. Rose jumps to the opportunity to help out. But does he already have someone in mind?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,465 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 5/15/2011 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Rose W., Scorpius M.
The Mudblood That Hit Draco Malfoy reviews
For a Malfoy,falling for a mudblood is hard, and it will most definitely make Draco's life extremely difficult from now on. But it's worth it... sort of. Hermione better brace herself. ON HIATUS.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 152,352 - Reviews: 498 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 5/4/2011 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Midnight Stroll reviews
Harry finds Ginny completely and totally out of it. 'Calm down Harry. She's not going to kiss you. That would be ridiculous and crazy - besides, she doesn't think of you like that anymore. You don't think about her like that, do you. DO YOU' Safe T. OoTP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,224 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Seemed Like A Good Idea reviews
My first Harry Potter fic! Takes place in the sixth book: Harry likes Ginny, Hermione likes Ron. But neither of them can be with who they'd wish. So, their only option? Each other. Not what it sounds like ... Harry/Ginny, Hermione/Ron.R&R. FINISHED! :D
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 46,722 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Only Exception reviews
B/B... OK, now it's a few 'musical' one shots... it happened with The Only Exception, I get a song stuck in my head with images of Bones... sad, but oh well,it'll pass... right?
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,590 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 6/7/2010 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Once Upon A Time In Mexico reviews
Nothing to do with the film. Booth and Brennan are sent to Mexico to observe Precolombian remains but are dragged into another murder case. A strange bet comes up between Booth and the detective:who can get her first? High T.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,611 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 5/12/2010 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Booth's Phone Call reviews
A member of the team is taken by a serial killer that just escaped... can they get ... back? My first fanfic, posted here for fun... not as much fun for me but reading the review will be! *hint* It was before the whole 100th episode thing.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,100 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/23/2010 - Published: 5/11/2010 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Too much reviews
After 5x21: It's all too much. She has to get away, from the deaths, the murders, the pain... love hurts. When will she realize that?
Bones - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,052 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/23/2010 - Published: 5/16/2010 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Locked In reviews
Just after the 100th episode; The team get locked in the Jeffersonian, though Booth and Brennan end up in her office alone. They both try to avoid what went down between them after talking to Sweets and after Booth's confession... Reviews are appreciated!
Bones - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 36,076 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 5/21/2010 - Published: 4/10/2010 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Why Am I Waiting? reviews
A one shot at a Jim and Pam fic... it's my first JAM fic and it's based before the whole Casino Night drama... hope you like it!
Office - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,489 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Jim H., Pam B. - Complete
Missed Calls and Coffee reviews
Just a short one shot to get random fluffy bits out of my system!
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 613 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/10/2010 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
