Hi i am Hatty and I am a Cullen fan !

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And if you have cullen disorder put this on your profile

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My Profile

Name: Hatty or Hattie but some call me Dani or Danielle. Why? Because thats my middle name.

Age: What's it matter?

Lucky no.: 16

How Tall: As tall as Justin Bieber and mabye even taller now and i am younger than him so... UNLUCKY Justin! Short stuff...

Fav Colour: Midnight blue or Blood Red!

FAV ACTORS: Robert Pattinson, Sterling Knight, Alex Petifer, Piers Brosnan, Daniel Craig, Jackson Rathbone, Taylor Lautner, Kellan Lutz and it goes on forever...

FAV ACTRESSES: Cameron Diaz, Kristen Stewart, Julia Roberts, Miley Cyrus, Ashley Greene, Niki Reed, Demi Lovato and list goes on forever...

Anything you want to know about me just PM me and i will tell you if it's not personal to me...

Did u just call me a bitch because a bitch is a dog, dogs bark, barks on a tree, tree's r nature, and nature is beautiful, so ya, thanks for the compliment.

I can be Mrs. Cullen, you can be Mrs. Black; you can die, I can live forever.

If you're in love with one of Steph Meyers fictional characters (coughEdwardcough) copy and paste this to your profile.

if people think you are mentally insane, copy and paste this to ur profile.

if they are right... copy and paste this to ur profile.

How to get kicked out of WalMart:

Make a trail of tomato juice leading to the womens bathroom.

Put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

Set up a tent in the sporting goods department and tell random customers u'll invite them in if they bring pillows.

When a clerk asks if they can help u, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't u people just leave me alone?"

Look into the security camera & use it as a mirror to pick ur nose

While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if they know where the anti-depressent's are.

Dart around humming mission impossible theme.

When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, take a fetal position and scream. "NO!NO! It's the voices again!"

Go to a dressing room, wait awhile, then yell. "There's no toilet paper in here!"

Get several bouncy balls, throw them down the big middle aisle and scream. "Pikachu, I choose you!"

37 Things to do in an Elevator

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at each floor.
8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.
9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.
16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
21. Swat at flies that don't exist.
22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.
23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.
24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.
25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.
29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."
30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.
31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.
32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.
33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
34. Tell people that you can see their aura.
35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..." (Who else imagines Edward doing this in New Moon?)

Sing this at Christmas

We wish u a merry twiliight, we wish u a merry twilight, we wish u a merry twilight, and happy new moon.

10 things that you should do in a shopping mall!

1. Hum the theme tune to starwars on the loud speaker!

2. Tell the check out person that someone peed in the dressing room then run!

3. Flirt with the shop assistant and when he is all over you, scream 'This man is harrassing me'!

4. Throw loads of clothes into the dressing room and say 'Who did this' and point at a random person saying 'it was them'!

5. At the food court spill your food on you as someone walks past and scream 'How could you!'

6. When you see someone walk out of a shop throw a item through the door and when the alarm goes off watch them get in trouble for stealing

7. Let all of the boncey balls go and say 'i was looking for pikatchu'

8. Slap someone and say 'how dare you dump me over the phone'

9. Ask for a smoothe at the drinks bar and when it comes say 'I wanted Water'

10. Scream the words to Skillet Comatose and point to someone in the crowd smiling and laughing and say 'They told me to do it!'

Edward Version of 'Our Father'

Our Edward,
Who art in Forks,
Hallowed be thy sparkles.
Thy Volvo comes, thy will be fast,
On Earth as it is in the meadow.
Give you this day, our daily blood;
Forgive us our heartbeats,
As we worship Carlisle for giving you life.
Lead us into temptation,
Deliver us to you.
For thine is the vampire,
The music and the hotness,
For ever and ever,
Ed-men

Hi. My name is Bella Swan. I was taken hostage and murdered. I be in front of door tonight ready to kill you slowly if you don't repost this to nine people in the next 20 minutes.

Things i learned from Twilight:

1. You can enjoy the bouquet while resisting the wine.
2. The future is not set in stone.
3. Men are crabby when they're hungry.
4. Nothing beats an irritable grizzly bear.
5. True love knows no boundaries.
6. Some people are just danger magnets.
7. Even eternal enemies can work together to save something they love.
8. Forget the fangs - real vampires sparkle!
9. Soul mates exist, even if it takes 100 years to find them. (Well...90)
10. Porshe 911 Turbos make really great bribes.
11. Friendship is like the sun on a cloudy day.
12. Snow just means it's too cold for rain.
13. Family is about more than just blood.
14. What's worth doing is worth over-doing.
15. Losing your temper can be hair-raising.
16. "Vegetarian" has many meanings.
17. Even monsters can hold on to their humanity.
18. There are exceptions to every rule.
19. Always verify bad news before doing something stupid.
20. Hearing voices in your head doesn't necessarily mean you're crazy.
21. Love means being willing to sacrifice your happiness for another's.
22. Cold hands = Warm heart.
23. Not breathing is uncomfortable.
24. Stupid lambs and masochistic lions make quite a pair.
25. Romeo was an idiot.
26. Twilight is the saddest and safest time of day.
27. Extreme sports should not be attempted...alone.
28. Life is worth very little without someone to share it with.
29. Space heaters can be very annoying.
30. Love can make even the most miserable places paradise

You know you live in 2oo9 when

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You havent played solitare with real cards for years.

3.) The reson for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screename or myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the House for the remote than press the buttons on the TV.

6.) Your boss dosn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read the list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read the list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) You were too busy nodding and smiling to notice there wasn't a number 5.

10.) You scroll up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

Having the love of you're life say "we can still be friends" is like having you're dog die and your mother saying you can still keep it.

You say Taylor...
I say Jackson...
You say Jacob...
I say Edward...
You say Harry Potter
I say Cedric Diggory
You say Pg: 282 in Twilight...
I say Pg: 113-117 in Breaking Dawn...
You say you like hot guys...
I say I LOVE Cold Guys Jasper...
You say Human...
I say Vampires...
You say Real Vampire...
I say Vegetarian Vampire...
You say Team Jacob...
I say YOU ARE A MORON!:

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Copy and paste this in your profile if you would gladly drive to Forks, kidnap Jacob Black, and slap him with a rubber chicken until he admitted that Bella and Edward belong together, and that you are the awesomest person ever.

16 fun things to do in an elevator!

1. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

2. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
3. Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
4. Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"
5. Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
6. Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.
7. Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.
8. Ask, "Did you feel that?".
9. Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally"

"10. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"
11. Call out, "Group Hug!" and then enforce it.
12. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"
13. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"
14. Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
15. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.
16. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button."

PLEASE PUT THIS ON YOU PROFILE IT'S SO COOL !

Twilight Oath
I promise to remember Bella
Each time I carelessly fall down
And I promise to remember Edward
Whenever I'm out of town
I promise to obey traffic laws
For Charlies sake of course
And I promise to remember Jacob
When my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Carlisle
Whenever I am in the Emergency Room
And I promise to remember Emmett
Every time there's a huge boom
I promise to remember Rose
Whenever I see someone that holds pure beauty
And I promise to remember Alice
When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me
I promise to remember Nessie
When I see that beautiful curly hair
And I promise to remember Esme
When someone tells me they care
I promise to remember Jasper
Whenever my emotions are unfurled
And I promise to remember the Volturi
When someone speaks of dominating the world
Yes I promise to love Twilight
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Twilighters know

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned with being popular. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara Minamoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy the Mary-Sue Slayer, Harry's Girl 01031992, WanderingTeen ~DESPERE ROMANTIQUE~, dark-hearted rose, PhantomPenguin, mistinthenight, leggy freak003, Hatty101.

If you like animals, give one a home if you can. If you already have or can't but want to spread the word, copy this into your profile.

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever asked a stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you support the "Make Edward change Bella into a vampire" club, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character Edward, from Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Jacob should just stay a friend and have a happy ending copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it's NOT even funny anymore, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Orlando Bloom told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing your butt off.

A guy gets a girl 11 real roses and one fake rose. When he gave her the 12 roses, he said,"I'll love you until the last one dies."

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled the handle on a door that said push, copy this in your profile.

If you have ever fell UP the stairs, copy and paste this in your profile.

Dangerous

(Remember all this is nececery because charlie is really rich and in Forks alot of People are rich but not as much as Charlie In this story Forks is a rich place)

Bella's Private Pool - http:///images/PicForNewsletterSpainSept2006MondarizPool.JPG

Charlies Private Pool - http:///blog/wp-content/gallery/SLPOH2007/Kodiak/thumbs/thumbs_DSC_0059.JPG

Out Door Spa - https:///~spaview/graphics/spa.pool.med.jpg

Outside Pool - http:///images/outdoorpools-img1.jpg

Main Pool - http:///2009/04/luxury-swimming-pool.jpg

Bella's Room - http:///beds/neo-modern-high-gloss-bed-with-storage.html

Charlie's Room - http:///beds/mala-modern-italian-bed-high-gloss-black-or-white.html

Bella's Spare room (But it is like a second bedroom) - http:///beds/neo-modern-high-gloss-platform-bed.html

Charlie's Spare Room (But it is like a spare room) - http:///beds/fiume-dark-oak-modern-platform-bed-storage-base.html

The Spare room - http:///beds/oblique-high-gloss-white-bed-storage-base.html

Bella's First day outfit (The website it's on is my website please check it out!) - http:///apps/photos/photo?photoid=73760628

Bella's Second day outfit (The website it's on is my website please check it out!) - http:///apps/photos/photo?photoid=73760629

Bella's tuning outfit (again this is on my website please leave comments!) - http:///apps/photos/photo?photoid=73266127

Bella's Home Comming Presents:

Present 1 - http:///apps/photos/photo?photoid=73761486

Present 2 - http:///wp-content/uploads/2009/06/1901-harley-davidson-wallpapers.jpg

Bella - http:///fs51/f/2009/269/3/5/bella_swan_vampire_by_deedeeslullaby.jpg

Edward - http:///img/pics/images/e/edward_cullen-12466.jpg

Hell's Worst Nightmare

Victoria - http:///wp-content/uploads/2009/08/0807-rachelle-lefevre_li.jpg

Bella before she is Changed - http:///app-image/7928610541/5411656627/PROFILE//img/q/u/08/05/08/3082880580a7215456603l.jpg

Bella After She Is Changed - http:///i/szfsdfsdf.jpg/

Dustin - http:///fs30/300W/i/2008/159/7/4/Backbone_Print_by_muchlikefalling.jpg

James - http:///2377/2261099495_06eb4f8895.jpg

Viola - http:///user_images/C/CR/CRU/CRUNKXSTER/1248992406_6920_full.jpeg

Lilly - http:///cm/realbeauty/images/Ay/rb-long-brown-hair-28-0809-de.jpg

Connor - http:///_yqQJe8VD5Ek/RuEqB4tSNrI/AAAAAAAAAQE/hWyLKqekg7U/s320/6279338.jpg

Justin - http:///wp-content/uploads/2009/10/Justin-Bieber-My-World.jpg

Jack - http:///user_images/K/KA/KAY/KAYLIEB2/1250098612_8379_full.jpeg

Her Voice

Bella - Comming Soon!

Edward - Comming Soon!

Bella's first Day Outfit - http:///apps/photos/photo?photoid=80539392

Guy's rivalry (I need a better name for my new story!)

Dean Fox - http:///wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/chace-crawford.jpg

Bella - http:///fs47/f/2009/180/3/4/Bella_Swan_Vampire_version_3_by_Chipperlee941.jpg

Edward - http:///import/backgrounds/Twilight/edward-cullen-twilight-series-3669288-1024-768.jpg

Emmett -

Rosalie -

Alice -

Jasper -

Another Cool Picture - http:///assets/resources/2007/09/Lambo.jpg

A cool pic of bella in Breaking Dawn when bella is Hunting - http:///fs43/f/2009/074/2/a/Bella_Hunting_Breaking_Dawn_by_KristianasCoven.jpg

Demone Della Morte

Bella -

Edward -

Rosalie -

Emmett -

Alice -

Jasper -

Bella On Her Ducati DB 9999 - http:///motoring/motorbikes/5163846/Aprilia-RSV4-review.html.

Edward On His Ducati - http:///news/story.html?id=49409cf7-4b0c-481f-a2d2-14b0e9279824.

B Drifter And The Streets

Bella - http:///photos/jarilao/4487760585/

Edward -

Bella's Tattoo On her back - http:///art/Tribal-Dragon-and-Sword-Tattoo-88364092?offset=10

Edwards Tattoo On His Back -

It's going to be called REBELS AND ANGELS!

Ok Guys my new story's are comming out very soon!

There gonna be called

1. Angel's And Rebels - Half Written

2. Her Voice - Comming Soon

3. Hell's Worst Nightmare - Out NOW!

4. Gladiator - Half Written

5. Speed Devil (Not SURE ON THIS ONE!)

6. Demone Della Morte - OUT NOW!

7. Mystery Moon - Out Now!

OKAY COMMING SOON!

There will be more soon !!

Luv Hatty101

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