A place to put all of the snippets and ideas that are never going anywhere. Mostly Crackfics.

The first kiss turned a ghost into a man. The second turned a girl into a woman. Two kisses, a ring, a backward glance: on such things do lives turn. In the real world outside the opera, two people struggle against themselves - while around them, France careens into military disaster. Some RC, mostly EC. WIP.

In which the Doctor makes a spectacle of himself, Donna Noble lives up to her name, and a young boy is offered the chance to have one more night to remember.

Cor's mission is to explore Archenland and learn about his people. Aravis's mission is to find him a suitable bride. Their only obstacles? Each other. And, of course, the occasional rogue dragon. [Aravis/Cor. Canon compliant.]

What starts off as a fun challenge between Thranduil and Legolas, takes a dark turn. When the Evil outside of the Elvenking's Halls makes its way inside, Legolas finds himself in a fight for his Life. (No Slash. Some violence.)

Harry and Hermione receive a letter from Dumbledore stating a new mission which involves them protecting an enemy and travelling to the past to help fight a war that may end in tragedy. What will happen to them when danger is the only thing around them? *CURRENTLY REWRITING THIS AS A NEW FANFICTION STORY WITH COMPLETELY NEW CONTENT AND MORE ROMANCE. PLEASE CHECK IT OUT!*

Deathly Hallows spoilers ensue. This story is being written as a response to JKR's comment in an interview where she said if Snape could choose to live his life over, he would choose Lily over the Death Eaters. AU Sequel posted: The Moment It Ended.

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GLaDOS and Caroline have formed an unlikely allegiance, and together test with the humans from the long lost vault. One Test Subject, however, leads to a terrible discovery, and the dark secrets of Aperture's past are revealed, as is its darker future.

The Dagor Dagorath approaches, and many who were slain in the wars of the past Ages have been reborn to prepare themselves for the Last Battle. Among them is Curufinwë Fëanáro, last to leave the Halls of Mandos. The guilt of his past mingling with the long-lost joy of his new life, he and his kin begin together the days that will lead them to the End. Canon-divergent in parts.

One night a savior comes into her life in the form of that horrific smelling hobo they call Rorschach.

Harry decides he wants to try Animagi, and persuades Hermione to help... this changes them... a lot. Crossover, of sorts, with Pokemon. Mew!Harry. Not as stupid as it sounds.

'"What if some courtier comes by and sees you drinking with me?" Gawain grinned. "What if some faery comes by and sees you drinking with me? Who would be more shocked?"' my collection of Squire's Tales oneshots and drabbles, mainly focusing on Terence and the trials of being a faery prince in an unsuspecting English court. Guest-star one shots a high probability.

Basically does what the title says—a series of interludes set between some of the Jedi Apprentice books, detailing the growth in the relationship of everyone's favorite master-padawan team. Chapter 6: Qui-Gon's side of the story (bonus)

Beren finds himself volunteered to share seasoned advice on "successfully" navigating the world of elvish-mortal relationships (if he can manage not to be interrupted).

Númenor sends an emissary demanding tribute. Maedhros shows him what a son of Fëanor and former High King thinks of that. Set in "Lingering" series

"It started with the woman at the bar." In which Christian Grey gets what's coming to him.

AU fic: Melkor failed to kill Finwë at Formenos. Now, the Ñoldor march behind their first king, into the future beyond Valinor. Fates that might have been, lives that might have changed...

Before the Sun or Moon rose, the River-mother sang to the waters and they awoke. (An origin story for Goldberry drawing on the Silm, LOTR, and "The Adventures of Tom Bombadil." Main characters are Goldberry and the River-woman; brief appearances by Melian and Tom Bombadil. Gen.)

Post-manga. Following a nasty argument, Kagome leaves without telling her husband. Inuyasha follows her, determined to have the last word, but things don't go exactly as planned. Oneshot, IY/K. Rated M for mature themes.

One of Mandos's Maiar, concerned for Hurin, decides to take matters into her own hands... but ends up making things much, much worse. This is a crossover with Game of Thrones (no spoilers, though- only vague implications), but there are so few stories in that crossover archive and I wanted people to actually read this.

Post-series, post-Third Age. Susan Pevensie's notion of a guilty pleasure had changed somewhat in recent years... (Susan/Maglor)

Annatar makes one small slip, and Celebrimbor is no fool. Now the Maia finds himself in the Darkness he thought that he had escaped.

For an unbreakable Oath that called on the three most sacred names in Eä, the greatest of the Noldor really didn't put much thought into it... And now Mandos has terrible grammar, AND Feanor made the classic loophole mistake!

Saying goodbye is never easy for anyone and Elrond has said 'goodbye' far too many times in his lifetime.

They have waited long enough for this.

When the stories told of love between one of the Eldar and a human, Haleth didn't think this was what they meant. MtFTrans!Haleth/Caranthir

While their elders are in Council, the younger Elves must find a way to expend their excess energy and train at the same time. Because training is always important.

"I was surprised, when you did not press to join the Host." And Galadriel supposed that Aredhel might resent the fact that she had been given the option at all.

The story of how Fingon comes to learn that Maedhros does indeed return his feelings, though he has to go through some angst to get there. Maglor is there to sing his way through stories as he always does, but as is for Maglor, his story is the one we are left waiting for.

Continuation of Ties that Bind Vol. 1 . Sarah is the new Goblin Queen, she must continue to learn control, while she and Jareth work against the dark forces that stand against them. Mature content, violence and some Dark Jareth/Sarah.

Why didn't Turgon heed Ulmo's summons and leave the Gondolin while he still could? Did he really think his city was impregnable? My take on one of Elfdom's greatest tragedies. One shot.

Her sons are gone , but in a way, these statues are her children also. Mini Doctor Who cross.

Even if Fingon brings him back, it won't be the end of it.

Nerdanel becomes aware of the Noldolantë.

Drabbles, ficlets, and miscellaneous meme fills, both missing scenes and original fic, that aren't long or polished enough to be stand-alones. Gen. Various characters, mainly Kirk-Spock-McCoy. New: Even sick as a dog, Jim Kirk is a very lucky man.

IT IS BACK BYE REQUEST! Rebecca Swansin is Bella Swan's cousin from Forks. Bella's been raped and is now emo and Rebecca's turn is here. Rebecca taeks over Bella's body and can she do everything right that he cousing screwed up before? I don't know you should read why would I tell you here? skip to Arc II if you don't like bad grammar it gets better there I pomise

After thirteen years, five months, one week, and four days, the end of a century promises a change. That is, if Sarah doesn't murder Jareth, first. Fluffy-funny-snarky-Sareth-one-shot-thinger. Sequel is up!

There is always a moment, right before he lands, in which Castiel feels like he is flying. In the privacy of a quiet auditorium, Cas tries to achieve that singular feeling, little does he know he has an audience. AU in which Cas is studying dance at a university and Dean unwittingly stumbles across him. Desitel.

They named it the Union of Maedhros. Maedhros was to be the right hand of the High-King, the Commander of Troops in the upcoming war. Moments of happiness are mixed in the dire political tension before the upcoming war, the war where all bonds of loyalty will be tested.

Aragorn the Ranger runs into a stranger in the wilds of the North. Three guesses which one. The first two don't count.

Sequel to An Elf-Lord in Peril. In the Blessed Realm, Elrond waits nervously for a new arrival – who might still be upset about Elrond's handling of the Ring situation.

Set after "The Doctor's Wife". Time rips open. The Doctor suffers a fatal injury during a visit to the Grand Canyon, the TARDIS is going insane, some old feelings are re-surfacing for Amy and why are all these strange men claiming to be The Doctor?

Reluctantly, Chell returns to Aperture. Turrets call out to her, and GLaDOS is missing. A locked room holds the answer - but is it a trap?

Jedi Master Qui-Gon Jinn woke up with a strange feeling. Someone needed his help, right now. How young Obi-Wan Kenobi came to the Jedi Temple. Obi-Wan is four years old. One-Shot.

Her first word was CRUCIO. The story of the daughter of Bellatrix and Rodolphus.

Jareth encounters Sarah someplace unexpected and is surprised at how much she has changed, as she seeks to atone for how she wronged him. MATURE CONTENT;adult situations, BDSM and violence. Vol. 2 is now up.

In 2509, Celebrían wife of Elrond was journeying to Lórien... the rest, everyone knows. But this isn't about her. Not really. What remains for the bereaved but need and anger?

Doubting the road ahead, Aragorn consults the Mirror of Galadriel and is revealed to Sauron. How can the Quest hope to survive when the might of Mordor now seeks the Heir of Isildur? Dark AU.

Princess Luna was banished to the moon for becoming evil and mad with power when nopony appreciated her. Wheatley was sent to the moon when he became corrupt and mad with power. Perhaps the two lunar bound can learn from one another?

Chell finally makes it out of Aperture and back to civilization. But there's still one more thing she needs to be really satisfied... Oneshot.

POTaDOS makes a bad nest mate.

We all know GLaDOS is the big red button. Crackfic/oneshot.

Starting just after the events of the Labyrinth, Jareth approaches Sarah again with a different kind of game in mind. **Rated for adult situations**

Sherlock Holmes and Professor Moriarty take their fateful plunge off Reichenbach Falls and land in the TARDIS as it's sideways and on fire. Things go downhill from there. Slash : Longfic

The only pure truth about absolutes is that no thing is a true absolute. No thing is always one thing and never something else. Perfection is a mere illusion. For in being defined, the thing one describes ceases to be perfect. Lily/Darkness.

In the waning days of the Second Age, Sauron was defeated by the Last Alliance. See now the war as never seen before, through the eyes of those that lived through it. Book-verse

Éponine goes to the Opera Populaire with the ABC Cafe, but she is turned away at the door. Not only does she find another way in, but she finds a young man with a dark secret. Spans 10 years so far. Lots of music used in it!

Severus Snape's childhood friend is a Temflectous, and can travel through time at her will, but when she accidentally gets sent over 20 years into the future, she has to find her way back to her best friend and the boy she loves. Rated T to be safe.

The adventures of the Eleventh Doctor and Jenny, reunited between the 5th and 6th series. Fun, snark, personal conflict, action, adventure, war, domestics, comedy, tragedy, and family-the Doctor's Daughter joins her father and the Ponds on the TARDIS.

She is plagued at night by dreams of a strange woman, an incredible man, and an alien world and war. Her only comfort is a fob watch, and when she opens it she remembers who she is, a Time Lord, the Doctor's companion, his true equal…Romana. RomanaIV/11

A series of Moriarty-related one shots, investigating, amongst other theories, the idea that the Professor and Holmes were mentor and protege prior to being enemies. Except for Ch. 4, which examines a different idea entirely.

Carries on from 'A good man goes to war', so obviously spoilers for that episode. What will Amy, Rory and River do next?

Mourning and grieving for a kinsman and friend: vignettes. Rated M for character death.

After Luke Skywalker died in a tragic speeder accident as a child, ObiWan was about to give up hope, until he discovered a child with powers unlike anything he'd ever seen: the last son of Krypton. A repost of entire Trilogy.

Inspector Spacetime fic The Inspector faces his future murderer, the Unlikely Scubaman, in the desert. But it's not who he expects to see, underneath the oxygen mask!

A madman in a blue box finds a little metal ball floating through space and decides to rescue him from his horrible fate. All the while never knowing that one day he might end up saving him from his own loneliness

AU. After 8 years of hell, someone comes to Sirius' cell and tells him he is wanted at the Ministry of Magic. Sirius struggles to get his Dementor-addled brain around what is happening to him. Also featuring Remus, Peter. Ch.4 now added. T for language

In mankind's darkest hour, the God they forsook takes on human form to save them from themselves and give them hope in their dark, dreary world. Heavily religious, with some, T-rated swearing, very epic. Based on all four of the Gospels and other sources.

set post Waters of Mars/Children of the Earth - The Doctor and Jack are damaged men in need of healing. Where better to heal a broken Time Lord than Middle Earth? Little bit dark Rated for language and the presence of Captain Jack Harkness.

Originally posted to SH kinkmeme on LJ. Holmes is abducted, Watson needs to find him. Kink requests were longterm bondage, sensory deprivation, and entertaining stuff like that. No sex. Slashy subtext if you look for it.

Hmm, this one doesn't write back, so she'll use it, and she'll name it Gwenog, after Gwenog Jones of the Holyhead Harpies. Now what to write? Ginny's diary in miscellaneous order from her 3rd-7th years.

Frodo is a hobbit who has to deal with 9 incompetant Black Riders trying to kill him, an elf lord and wizard betting on his sexuality, and a gender confused cousin. Oh, and an evil talking Ring. No wonder he left to the Gray Havens...

Dr. Martha Jones takes a job in a mental hospital, in a special ward, notorious for difficult patients and strange occurrences. As she digs into its history and mystery, she learns what makes it special, and why no patient nor doctor lasts long there.

Describes the adventures of some not-so-ordinary high school students in 1st-century Galilee. Join your favorite gospel characters as they face off against zombie turtles, standardized tests, and the sinister machinations of the Student Council.

A mysterious sharptooth seeks the mythical Stone of Cold Fire for his own evil desires. When that stone plunges into the Great Valley, he amasses his forces to seize it. Can Littlefoot and his friends stop him from plunging their home into total war?

What happened the night before Christ rose from the dead? See the battle that went behind the scenes that Sunday morning two thousand years ago! Rated T for some swearing. Based on the song of the same name by NewSong and Joshua the King of Heaven by me.

Olivia Doyle, daughter of Gemma Doyle now holds the power of the order. After her 16th birthday she begins to attend Spence Academy. She makes new friends and shares her powers with them. But the creatures of the Realms need a new leader and Olivia's it.

"It was just my luck tonight was a binding night. And I was stupid enough to be wanding out in the woods. Alone. Fate sometimes has bigger plans for us than we anticipate." Once a oneshot, revised to be 12 chapters. Occurs over five years after events in the movie. Sarah/Jareth.

One-shot. Death is his constant companion, but it's not always a bad thing. Even athropomorphic personifications need a chat now and then.

One night, Luna gets a visit from two very strange machines. Space Core X Space.

The Doctor helps out a fellow time traveler, and River and Clare commiserate.

"Everybody knows that everybody dies, and nobody knows it like the Doctor." The Doctor says goodbye to the best friend he's ever had. In Memory of Elisabeth Sladen.

Two super beings from different universes, each forbidden from intervening to save Earth, find a way to circumvent the short-sighted rules which restrict them. One-shot.

A list of things Hogwarts Students are not allowed to do. no slash. These will include lists for James, Sirius, Snape, Remus, and if you give me a suggestion I'll try to do that one too.

Susan does her bit in the Time War.

A keeper of a toy store waited to long for her reason for being there to come. Her reason for it all was to save him, and by default she'll save the universe a thousand times over. Written for a contest that ended before i finished.

A holiday is never just a holiday for Sherlock Holmes. When the train they are on is overrun by a band of mid-level crooks, Watson, feeling useless after recieving a letter from a war friend, volunteers himself as a hostage. Can Holmes find him in time?

A lament for "The Final Problem," in the style of J.R.R. Tolkien. How's that for ambitious?

Watson gets kidnapped and tortured. Rated T but am not sure. Mentions of torture, dark themes, slight death, but NO char. death! Don't like, don't read! Reviews make me happy!

The two sides of the same coin, to each his own.

When the American military comes knocking, Scott finds himself fighting for love, life, and the fourth wall. Well done for clicking on this category out of sheer boredom. Here: have a fanfic!

Instruction booklet is problematic? Lost it to the Black? Here's a new, clear, easy-to-assemble guide to RIVER TAM.

On the final battlefront of Arcadia, two former companions stand alone in the midst of the Dalek army, facing death with dignity. Time War drabble.

Near the end of the Battle of the Somme in 1916, Dr. Watson tends to an ill young soldier who will go on to become one of the most beloved writers of all time.

She was a lost, dirty little girl, all alone in a steamy bathroom with only her thoughts to keep her...Ginny's thoughts after returning home from the Chamber of Secrets. Oneshot.

A badly beaten stranger comes to Michael for help, but he's more than he seems to be. In exchange for him, a foreign agency offers Michael his life back. Author's Note: Takes place after Burn Notice's "Rough Seas" and Doctor Who's "Doomsday".

Drowning properly was an art, one that Light had long perfected after the murder of his friend and finding the Death Note, but a chance moment leaves Light struggling to breath as he stumbles his way through a decade long conspiracy. And then there's L.

DEAD STORY! AU. The Girl-Who-Lived discovers the wizarding world and unearths secrets that could change her life forever. Or end it. Fifth Year.

Lucius Malfoy would never take after his father. Because despite what all of the others believed, Lucius Malfoy loved his son.

This is a story of a group of people who, despite a horrific tragedy, pulled together and spent a night remembering someone who was a true role model, brother, and friend. This is the story of Hufflepuff House. In memory of Cedric Diggory.

"Call me Fred. Well, my name's Winifred, but that's way too long and I hate it." May of 1940, Paris. The Germans are invading, and the Doctor makes a new/old friend. Short little oneshot.

"We'll always be watching over you, sweetheart," Lily said tenderly, stroking Harry's hair. "Whenever you need us, look for us in your heart." an alternate scene of Harry's trip to the afterlife in Deathly Hallows.

An injured man chased through the London fog by a relentless foe, a grieving man haunted by a shadow, a costume ball that takes a turn, and a monster dragging itself up the stairs, these are tales of suspense that Arthur Conan Doyle never imagined!

Albus Potter sits on the floor crying quietly to himself. A faded and sooty letter lies beside him...

Sirius decides that it's time for Harry to receive 'The Talk', Harry just wishes he could escape- little does he know, he will never look at donuts or bananas the same way again.

Holmes reads an interesting add in the paper and takes his friend on a stake out. Who is the mysterious man they are waiting for? Find out! Not slash.

One wicked and clever pirate. One singular and brilliant detective. One hundred and fifty years apart. An impossible meeting? Perhaps just improbable... Crossover with Pirates of the Caribbean.

One of Rita Skeeter's articles is actually correct, Gasp! This results in Harry's life at the Dursleys to come out in a very public fashion. Harry's freinds wonder how they missed something so big and Ginny goes out for revenge in response.

A conversation between Fred and George that will change everything. Sucky summary, great story. Enjoy :D

The war was raging, and everything seemed different, scarier. Worst of all, her mum was gone. Hints of Neville/Hannah.

Faramir has a dream of Boromir's death by the Uruk-Hai. In a desperate attempt to save him he take his place at the council of Elrond. A look at what LOTR would have been like if Faramir was a member of the fellowship instead of Boromir. Now Complete

This is a slightly dark drabble I suppose. It was written when I was in a terribly sick mood, and it might not make much sense.

Lucy has never been sure what being a 'Weasley' entails, but she's almost certain that, whatever it is, she doesn't have it, not even the freckles. Lucy Weasley/OC. Had a bit of a revamp - please, read or re-read and review!

An account of an ordinary day in the life of one of our beloved marauders. 'Made out with hot chick from Hufflepuff. Got caught by hot chick from Slytherin, her even hotter best friend and the hot chick from Ravenclaw. May never reproduce.' oneshot.

Post-The Final Problem, alternate timeline. Holmes picks up the pen and sends that letter to Watson.

What if JRR Tolkien wrote The Chronicles of Narnia, and CS Lewis wrote Lord of the Rings? A passage from each series has been Tolkienized or Lewisized in a fan-fic challenge. What follows is the amusing result.

Albus Dumbledore has reformed the Order of the Phoenix with shocking news and a plea for help: Harry Potter is alive and has been kidnapped. Is the Order, however, prepared to fight and possibly die for this boy that none of them have ever met.

A normal Muggle girl, Jenny, befriends Hermione one summer. The next summer, she is thrown into the wizarding world after an accident, and may be of more use to the Order than anyone thought. Draco/OC eventually. Dark!Kingsley

In which young Amelia Pond attempts to seek both her fortune and the Doctor, talks to strangers, feeds a dog, and loses her bicycle in the woods.

Dr Watson falls prey to a gang of kidnappers, who seek to use him as bait for a trap to capture Holmes. From a prompt on LJ. Contains violence and WatsonWhumping.

Tigger meets someone. Crack!fic. You can blame this on lack of sleep, and the words "hyperactive ferret".

A detective, a doctor, a would-be doctor and a Doctor walk into a bar.

Early!fic, written to fulfill a prompt at Watson's Woes LJ comm for comm's 1st birthday party. Enteric fever wasn't the only thing Watson contracted during his Army service in India...

The Empty House, or at least, Lestrade's point of view on the matter. Dealing with the murder of Ronald Adair, the return of a certain detective, and the question of friendship.

The Doctor is manic, Amy is annoyed and Sarah Jane is less than surprised.

Sometimes meeting each other in the wrong order means you know just what to listen for. Guinan and the Doctor through the centuries.

A bit of fanciful imagination. A look at what Sherlock might have been thinking, and feeling, near the end of The Adventure of the Three Garridebs.

Watson meets a Doctor who is far more concerned about the splendor of a pair of handcuffs than their impending doom.

Rebeca Swansin and Edward Cullen must fight for their lifes. GO BAECK TO THE OTHER ONE I AM USING THAT 1 FRUMNOW ON ALSO MY EDITUR QUIET I NEED A NEW 1

I opened a dictionary at random and had to write a piece inspired by the first word I saw. You wouldn't believe the things that come into your head - or maybe that's just me! Seven chapters in total, a different word for each one. Give it a go!

I was intrigued at the idea of Holmes and Watson having the opportunity to see what was written about them by other authors. This is the result.

An elf is rescued from the dungeons of Dol Guldur. MEFA 2010 Nominee

Plotless wanderings involving a Mr. Underhill and friends, who ask Sherlock Holmes if he will help them in their quest to destroy the Ring. Please R&R!

Drabble: Young Boromir and Theodred attempt to figure out the logistics of sending a cross-country message by arrow.

Story has been replaced on new profile, goldvermilion87. See new profile for details. Thank you to all who took the time to review!

Bellatrix Lestrange thirsts for revenge. Alice Longbottom is the perfect victim in which to find it. "I'm in no hurry," she assured Alice quietly, forcing her to face Frank as a curse was fired. "Wouldn't you like to watch yourself become a widow?"

Before they leave for Osgiliath, Sam tries to comfort Frodo. But as he finds more troubling signs of the Ring's hold on Frodo, he must find a way to retain hope.

V-day gift for Pika. Sarah goes to a party with friends, sees what no-one else can see, and does what none would dare do. But there couldn't be any harm in a single dance - even in a place of illusion and pretense ... could there? Read and find out!

A young Padawan of Luke Skywalker's New Jedi Order discovers a long lost Jedi Holocron of the long-dead Jedi Chronicler and Healer, Master Jah'on Watson, and listens to his tales about his life-long friend, Master Sher-Lokk Holmes. Sherlockkink response!

Sequel to The Last Gift, but written as one–shot; prior reading not necessary. After Arwen died, her parents receive the last gift she sent them from ME. Inspired by Teitho theme: Return of the Light. 2010 MEFA Honorable Mention in Drama: Later Age Elves.

After the crash landing, Elfangor finds himself on Earth, alone, the only ones knowing of his presence being the five children who saw him crash. Confronted with the choice to fight or to hide, he chooses to continue the battle. AU

An ancestor of mine maintained that if you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth." - Captain Spock, ST:VI; original quote Sherlock Holmes, SIGN. Two universes, two worlds, one link threatening them both.

It’s back! What if FMA was re-made for Pokémon’s audience? Worse still, what if FMA's original plot was scrapped for Pokémon's? Will Ed and his Pokémist Al thwart Team Homo's evil plans? Will Winry get a new bike? Will Ed ever be able to swear again?

An accounting of events between the chapters, “Flight of the Ford” and “Many Meetings” in J.R.R. Tolkien’s, The Fellowship of the Ring.

Éowyn takes up her first sword.

Frodo's confused and swirling thoughts in a dialogue to himself, the Ring, and Sam, as he climbs Mount Doom, culminating in his surrender to the will of the Ring. Oneshot. Inspired by Faulkner.

aka Brilliant Collision - A familiar blue box lands in Leonard and Sheldon's living room. Why is it there? Are the Doctor and Donna now trapped forever in the wrong universe? - Epilogue now up!

Something is terribly wrong with Naveen. He's starting to act and talk more like...Dr. Faciliar. Can Tiana save him before the transformation is complete? LAST CHAPTER UP!

When the Fellowship sees a demon in the Dwarf's domain, Gandalf takes an offly long time telling them what it is. Too long. Parody of the scene from the movie. My mom's brilliant idea!

Hope School is a boarding school, newly opened, where those with bad backrounds come. The thing is, everybody here is a serial killer! Involves everyone's favorite serial killers!

In the end of her life, Arwen sends the last gift she can give to her parents in Valinor. 2010 MEFA Second place in Genres: Drama: Family or Children.

Sometimes art imitates life and sometimes life imitates art. When Holmes and Watson see some boys playing doctor and detective, they get to see the impact of their stories…and are suitably disturbed by it. Humour/Drama

Lily and James Potter watch over the fifteen year old Harry, and reminisce old times. L/J. Rated for very mild language. Enjoy!

CRACK! What if Sauron didn’t make the ring but bought it. And now that he’s lost it Saruman must ring tech support

Something is hunting Sarah and Jareth, and they need to stick together if they want to survive. J/S

Another vignette of Sirius in Azkaban. Everyone thinks of him as a cold-hearted monster, and he thinks so, too. For who else would be so cold as to fail the best friends they've ever had?

Frodo is safe in Rivendell, or is he? When one of the Nazgûl makes a last attempt to reach him, Sam, Legolas, and Gimli are also caught in his snare... and Elrond’s powers are tested to the limit. Book-verse, h/c, and plenty of hobbityness of course .

During the War of the Ring, Legolas has left his family in Mirkwood in the care of his father. When Mirkwood is attacked, his wife is taken along along with other ellith. PLEASE NOTE-CHAPTERS 3 & 5 HAVE STRONG VIOLENCE/RAPE IN IT!

The stunning sequel to Monty Python's The Hobbit. Follow the frenetic folly as the fumbling Frodo is foisted on the fractious Fellowship for a frolicking flit through Middle-earth. Nominated for the 2010 MEFA's in the Tax & Accountancy category.

A series of 9 500-word ficlets, 1 slightly more, written weekly in response to the O.A.A. prompt challenges, starting with #168: Special. Rating for implied torture and adult themes in some chapters. Chapter Ten now up.

A mis-understud gurl goes to Hogwarts. she ends up in slytherin and finds herself in tha middle of a fite between goths, preps, and nerds.

A cold winter's night leads Sarah to the Underground, where she discovers the Labyrinth – and its King – are far more beautiful and perilous than she remembers. A seasonal oneshot.

Merry and Frodo both have nightmares, years apart. Each finds strength in the other. R&R, please. NOT SLASH, DON'T EVEN THINK IT.

They never could have loved, for he was elf-kind and she mortal, but still the slight hope remains that they could have...

Aragorn has always been protective of people in his charge, but why? One night, he sits down and tells Legolas a story of his past. He was not always a ranger. He had a mother... a brother... Finished!

It’s that time of the year again and Frodo is ill. Sam desperately wants to help, but doesn’t know how. Post-RotK. ONESHOT.

Fyre Beyond, crimson-eyed Vampyre, 7th year wizard of Hogwarts School of Magick and Mystery

A story about hope and despair, as Eärendil the Eternal Mariner watches from above the last of Elros' descendants battle for his life. This is a real-time story, updated every day - now complete

Sam, old and withered, prepares to arrive in Valinor and see his old friends again. But what will he do if the one he wants to see most isn't there? Slightly AU. R&R, please! Complete.

*Honourable Mention MEFA 2010!* [Complete] And from the LoTR Obsessants proceedeth the Fanfiction writers. But not all were true to Canon, and thus there was much flaming and strife among them. And Legolas spake unto the fangirls...

Dr. Robert Hayes invents a machine that can transport anything to anywhere, even into books and movies. But when he transports a six-pack of Red Bull into his Lord of the Rings book, things become a little dicey for Frodo and Sam.

The Doctor has been a father before, and he lost everything. Given a second chance, he lost that too. Now, he is unexpectedly offered the chance at redemption in the most unexpected way. **NOT MPREG**

Mere months after Frodo and Sam's return to the Shire, their lives seem to have finally returned to normal. That is, until Samwise find out about their "Fangirls", and what goes on in their heads. -Pure Lighthearted Humor- *NO SLASH!*

When one of Watson's clients dies mysteriously, Holmes is put on the scent of a deeper plot. Who is the strangely dressed man, and what does his appearance at the scene have to do with the lovely Miss Diana Caradeen? thanks to EoT, some are bits incorrect

Glinda, in a strange turn of events, suddenly finds herself back in her schooldays at Shiz. Torn, she must decide between preventing the future as she knows it from unravelling once more or changing her friends– for good. –AU booksical–

The Doctor had always known he was many things, but being a father again wasn't one of them. Set post Doomsday and just after Runaway Bride, part 1 of the Unexpected series.

The Fellowship is resting in Lothlórien after Gandalf's fall. Frodo doesn't think he can go on. Sam gives him courage. A pretty standard Frodo/Sam frienship 'fic. No slash, sex, violence, or profanity. Oneshot.

In which the Master takes up baking, Three disapproves of his culinary planning and Ten loses his britches with the help of the Rani. No TARDISes were harmed in the making of this fic.

You left a hole where my heart should be." Captured in the tower of Cirith Ungol, Frodo longs for freedom, but only receives heartache. Or it is all just a twisted game? *NO SLASH* -AUish/Movie Canon/Characer Death-

Written for differing LiveJournal communities, various sentences depicting moments in the lives and friendship of Dr. John Watson and Mr. Sherlock Holmes. Non-slash, no particular order, some obscure Canon references. Third table added.

When Susan meets her grandfather again, everything changes.

This is the first story I just wrote about a girl who cames to Spence, but learns she possesses a magic in her that she must use to save a mysterious red headed girl and her friends from a place called the Realms.

Princess Krystallia has a very messed up life. She's sent from one kingdom to another when she's young to find the same thing happening to her 8 yrs later. Will the other princesses hate her? Can she change the history of the Moon Kingdom? Find out!

The news Eärendil brought to Valinor stirred up many feelings among those who stayed behind, but guilt was the most difficult to bear. Written for the ALEC “Last Words” contest.

The year is 2008 and for over 30 years, the realms have been sealed. But what happens when the Rakshana spy a new possibility for trouble and the past threatens to repeat its terrors? Can he hold up under the pressure? And can she discover her destiny?

AU. After the battle on Pelennor fields, Aragorn is captured by the Nazgûl and brought to the Dark Tower. His will is the only thing that stands between Sauron and the One Ring.

After trying with orcs, uruk-hai, wizards and whatever else he can think of, he takes a clue from late night TV. My brief writing return after a long haitus - enjoy!

What happens when what started as a school play becomes a horrifying reality? A modern day version of Moulin Rouge! R&R please!

Star Trek Crossover: The Doctor ends up on the USS Voyager, just as they run into some of his old enemies...

Celebrian has recently sailed and Elrond must defend the Valley from danger. Glorfindel and Erestor aid him and try to bring his sons to their senses.

The 19th and 21st century meet when a woman flees to the past, unwillingly bringing her pursuer with her. Her only hope is history's most ingenious detective -- Sherlock Holmes.

COMPLETE! Pirates/Sailor Moon Crossover. What happens when Usagi becomes a part of a famous Pirate story? Will fiction become reality? What exactly will it take to defeat Davy Jones? And can she restrain herself from killing Captain Jack Sparrow?

Frodo Baggins remembers the escape from Cirith Ungol.

Jenny stopped running when she found her father again, but she never knew that she was the one who first gave him a reason to run. COMPLETE

The Boy Who Lived didn't. Now 13 years after Harry Potter was murdered by the Dursleys, magical England is on the verge of collapse. So Luna Lovegood wishes for someone to come and make it all better.

One-shot. Elrond decided that Legolas should be the Elven representative in the Fellowship. Thranduil has his own views about that. Characters: Mainly Thranduil and Elrond, with brief appearances by other Elves, Dwarves and Hobbits.

Curious George and the Man in the Yellow Hat decide to take a vacation in France, not knowing the trouble that brews in Paris.

Harry Potter/Sailor Moon - Remus is tapped to investigate a magical girl in London and finds himself ensnared in a world full of demons, a secret war, and the life of a rather hyperactive thirteen-year-old Aino Minako.

Gemma returns to the Realms for one last desperate attempt to save her lost love.

Oneshot. A sleepless night for Sam leads to an interesting conversation with Legolas as well as a new position for the hobbit. Frodo was not the first to speak of Samwise the Brave.

A crossover between Titanic and Star Wars, in which Jack, Rose, and Cal exist in the Star Wars universe.

Frodo suffers the consequences of not having his mithril shirt on. Mix of book canon and movie verse.

Frodo care of some business and catches up with an old friend.

Late April, 2007. The terrorist cell al-Qaeda has launched a second devastating attack against the United States. ... With Special Forces scrambling, there's only one who can step up to this sitch...

Gandalf explains the folly of angering a Gamgee to the Prince of Mirkwood during the journey from the Black Gates to the Field of Cormallen. UK English.

Injured and alone, Aragorn makes a fortuitous discovery along the road to Rivendell.

Doctor John Watson is holding a vigil over his dying wife, when a spectre appears that threatens to take his life as well. Crossover with Doctor Who.

Does exactly what it says on the tin. Crossover with Doctor Who.

Captain Picard’s bad day just got a lot worse, courtesy of Q. Which is nothing compared to the day Malcolm Reynolds is about to have when River starts babbling about the kindly t’ien lung and his curious bunny rabbit… ST:TNG/Firefly crossover.

FIRST PLACE 2008 MEFA Awards! One different decision - run through that second night of the chase after the Orcs rather than rest - and everything changes. Well, not everything. The three are merely captured by the Orcs, too. Huge thanks to Thundera Tiger

Things happen on a Tuesday. Like, say, strange girls falling out of the sky, as Ed and Al are about to find out. FMA/Sailor Moon crossover, oneshot -- no, really, I'm serious!

Dr Who/Lord of the Rings cross-over. The Doctor has some unexpected company. The usual disclaimers apply. They don't belong to me and I make no profit from them.

When Voldemort travels through a portal that leads to Middleearth, Dumbledore, Harry, and his friends must embark with the Fellowship of the Ring on a quest of vengeance and rescue to seal the fate of two worlds...FINAL CHAPTER OF PART ONE IS UP!

Doctor Who crossover. The sound will never stop, no matter how far he runs. It won't cease its rhythm, even as he settles into his new life, which has been, surprisingly, interesting. His life as a human. As a... Doctor. He finds that amusingly ironic.

Merry and Pippin have an adventure stealing mushrooms from Farmer Maggot. Oneshot THIS IS NOT ONE OF THOSE DISGUSTING AND SICK LOVE STORIES BETWEEN PIP AND MERRY! This is a friendship story, mostly dialgoue. Please R&R!

In the books, Pippin gets crushed beneath a troll before the Black Gate. Tolkien has him barely injured and fine in 2 weeks. It is logical to think he may have been more seriously injured: that is what this story is about. **2008 MEFA Nominated Story**

It always amazed her that he could say so much, simply by saying her name.

A tale about a fashion-conscious goblin, a chicken of destiny, and leather pants. Oh and a good dash of ol' fashioned romance and some adult-type touching thrown in for good measure. JS. Not a crackfic, just a really caffeinated author...

Wrong nemesis, Ratigan. Sherlock Holmes finds a rat in his apartments.

Complete at last LOTRStar Trek, Voyager lands 20 000 years in the past and end up on Middle Earth only to be greeted by a group of Elves on their way to Rivendell. Everyone gets more than they bargained for.

When Frodo is taken by orcs in Mordor, Sam begins to sing to cheer his heart. A oneshot of Sam in Mordor from his perspective. Please R&R!

COMPLETE! Out of the goodness of his heart, the Joker comes to Jump City! And nothing will ever be the same once the Clown Prince Of Crime is done with our heroes...

Ten. Daleks. Vader. Oh, yeah...!

OLD. An injured Aragorn tries to make it home in heavy rainfall. Written for the EAC challenge 'Forces of Nature' and placed second in the contest. Characters: Aragorn, Elrond, Elladan & Elrohir, and Gilraen. complete.

Fingolfin, recently come to Mandos, seeks out his half-brother for explanations of various issues in the house of Finwë. In short: it's all Finarfin's fault.

Series of one-shots. Holmes's thoughts surrounding his return to London in 1894. As always, not slash. Part Two of the 'Greater Love' trilogy, this one Granada-verse.

Watson discovers that Moriarty had threatened something more important to Holmes than his own life if he continued with the case in 1891. Not slash. Part One of the 'Greater Love' trilogy.

He hadn't really counted on getting into a pub brawl over the color of his coat on some speck of a planet, or signing up with a crew of petty criminals. Still, he'd always wondered what really happened to those Lost Colonists from Earth...

When a seriously ill Eighth Doctor materializes in her garden, Sarah Jane Smith must find a way to save him.

Five snippets from certain points in Frodo's life; all snippets begin with the same first line.

Aragorn’s time as Thorongil, soldier of Rohan and Gondor, from the events that cause his departure south to the events surrounding his return to his family. This story belongs as much to his family as they wait as it does to Aragorn.

There exists a place where trees grow tall. After the Time War, The Doctor tries to forget. But the universe is far from finished with him. Narnia Crossover

Here lies the typical conversation between a Sith Lord, a Potions Master, a Dark Knight, and a Ranger. Enter if you dare!

Srider's last moments of life. Please review.

“Stand up, Sirius, stand up, you just fell, you just –”

Frodo is close to falling, even in the shadow of Mount Doom, but both he and Sam fall back into old habits.

How Frodo of the Shire came to Rivendell, assisted by a living hero. Glorfindel and Asfaloth. Book canon, and how this author thought it should have been in PJ's movie.

Crossover with HP! Whatever happened to Sirius Black? What if he fell into MiddleEarth? What insanity might ensue? And how will Saruman and Sauron be affected? A million laughs. Minor sexual inferences. Not slash!

The Time Lords have finally run out of time, with the Daleks closing in on Gallifrey. Now it is up to him, the outcast, to lead his people in the hardest decision they've ever made. Time for the Doctor to say goodbye, once and for all

Ever wonder what would happen if a Khorne Berserker got dropped into the One Hundred Acre Woods?

People have many reasons for fighting the fight, and sometimes the best reasons come from the most unexpected sources. Better not to question them. Eighth Doctor, Time War, on the eve of the Big Bad.

Amidst sorrow and pain, Sam continues to have courage enough to carry Frodo up Mount Doom, hope that they will complete their task, and love for his dear friend. Not slash, and song by Clay Aiken

Opening the slim notebook, Remus’ eyes were drawn to a page that wasn’t covered with complex diagrams and charts... His eyes widened in shock. In his very hands, was the 'Animagus' conversation.

An tiny AU vignette of one of the Fellowship receiving bad news. It entirely didn't happen, but I was suddenly struck with this scene in my head and it demanded to be written down.

CSICharlie and the Chocolate Factory DeppMovie crossover. A young man is found in the desert, having been drowned in chocolate. Who would want him dead, and what does he have to do with a reclusive chocolatier from London?

An AU retelling of Beauty and the Beast set in Tokugawa Japan. The Beast is a dragon. Belle is a Dutch merchant's daughter, Gaston an arrogant samurai. Enjoy!

Gandalf instructed the Warden of the Houses of Healing that Faramir was not to be told the story of Denethor's death right away, but when Eowyn went to visit him, he knew his father was dead. How and when did he find out, and who was it who told him?

[H]. An EC Story. It is what happened after the bookplay ended. Based on Leroux, Kay, and ALW.

A visit to the Tower of Ecthelion in Minas Tirith compels Frodo to return to Cirith Ungol, accompanied by the King and the Fellowship. Frodo seeks lost memories, and his companions make discoveries of their own. A blend of book and movie verse.

First Harry Potter Tetris Crossover. I am so ashamed of my writing in the first 2 chapters... Why did I have to go re-read it...?

COMPLETED. After the Quest's end at Mount Doom, Samwise writes home from Minas Tirith. . . . No slash, sex, or profanity. Honorable Mention 2006 MEFAs Times:The Great Years:Gondor.

Neither Sam nor Gandalf can completely ease the pain caused by the long burden Frodo bore...

Christine Daae and her best friend Meg are determined to contact The Phantom of the Opera through a Ouija Board. But once Christine contacts Erik, he falls in love with her and longs to take her into his world. How will Christine escape?

COMPLETED. Between Weathertop and Rivendell, Frodo finds comfort in the care of his companions. Nonslash. No profanity or sexuality included.

During the Battle of Helm's Deep, Gimli makes a statement that seems to be in conflict with previous events. Now, he's given a chance to explain himself. Featuring the Three Hunters at their pedantic best plus a pragmatic Eomer.

in which the suffering ends...Erik, Death of the Endless

Christine is a aspiring American librettist, living in a small town, who catches the eye of the recluse Erik, running from the ghosts of his past. If he has to kill a thousand men...he will do exactly that to have her. COMPLETED.

San and Ashitaka argue like a married couple should. They are agruing about how to raise their first child as a wolf, or as a human? Which will they agree on? Will they ever agree? COMPLETE!

Alt. Univ. The tale of Sailor Universe, the elder sister of Sailor Moon. Set after Sailor Moon S. Will have many chapters.

COMPLETED. The confrontation with the Mouth of Sauron at the Black Gate affects those present in different, though haunting, ways. Movieverse. No slash, sex, or profanity. Honorable Mention 2009 MEFAs Genres:Drama.

COMPLETE! After spending 20 years in Mordor as slaves, Thranduil's children begin their long and dangerous journey home. (disclaimer: own nothing, not making money)

Frodo Baggins may have been chosen as the ring bearer, but Samwise Gamgee chose himself to be the bearer of Frodo. Incomprehensible devotion shown through strength and courage. The edge of Mount Doom brings forth a heartwrenching breakdown. Slightly AU

A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...

Shortly after Remus leaves Hogwarts, Padfoot pays him a visit, giving the two of them the chance to talk about the doubts that drove them apart. Will the two be able to resume their friendship or will the ghosts of the last twelve years rip it from them?

The Eagles return with the Ring-bearers and Aragorn looks for the telltale sign of torture as described by the "Mouth of Sauron" based on the extended clip in ROTK

A funny thing happened on the way through the mines, and WWII will never be the same... Hogan's Heroes/Lord of the Rings/Newsies crossover. (Nominated for the 2004 MEFAs and the 2004 Papa Bear Awards)

Sam is wounded in Moria. AU, rated for graphic images and angst. Author's note added.

Now Complete While healing in Minas Tirith, Frodo experiences additional illness and vivid memories of the quest.

A series of chapters that share a common theme: a comforting experience of Light shared by Frodo and one other person. Postquest and mostly bookverse. CHAPTER SIX: PIPPIN No slash, sex, violence, or profanity

He knew he would never part with it. He loved it, adored it, worshiped and desired it. But the task must be done and Frodo seeks to spare Sam the cruelty of seeing his master jump... NO Slash

All 7-year-old Frodo Baggins was doing was playing “Spider-Slayer” in the woods...he never expected to get hurt, or to meet someone he would never truly forget. (song-vignette)

As the festivities commence, and the healing comes to an end, in Minas Tirith, the hobbits find that Sam is strangely different. The darkness they thought gone forever may not have fled as far as they initially thought.

On the long journey home from Gondor, Frodo and Sam slip into their Mordor ways. Some hurts are just too deep to heal, and some habits too hard to lose. First LOTR fic.

Rather deep and depressing. Frodo’s view on his failure to protect that which he cherishes most and ruination of what was innocent and pure. No Slash

The saga of Sailor Lilith unfolds..... the twin sister of Sailor Moon!

What if the cut that Samwise got in the battle in Moria were poisoned after all? Bookverse. AU chapter six, never argue with a panicked Elf.

Aragorn, Halbarad, their campfire, and some questionablyobtained ale. Join our two favorite Rangers and enjoy what might have been a typical night in their journeys together.

Frodo's shoulder starts to hurt and Aragorn discovers a connection

AUWhat if something had happened to Sam in the Mines of Moria? Frodo and Sam friendship and angst, chapter 2, the Fellowship finds something they don't want to, but they don't find Sam

Frodo enjoys an autumn day in the Shire.

While working on the Red Book one night in Bag End, Frodo falls very ill and is tormented by memories of the past. Quite dark. Post-Quest. No slash.

Before Sailor Moon and the other Senshi appeared, there was a Senshi of the Milky Way, Sailor Solar Space R&R!!!

A Short inspection of the torture of Celebrian when she was captured by the orcs. Rated R to be safe.

COMPLETED. Frodo's encounter with one of the Nine in Osgiliath proves ill for him, and Sam and Faramir find themselves working together in spite of themselves. Nonslash. No profanity or sexuality included. Honorable Mention 2008 MEFAs Genres:Drama:F/S.

Repost: From the hobbits' fall at Mt. Doom to Sam's waking in Ithilien... the story Tolkien only hinted at.

According to a Liv Tyler commentary, there was actually a lovely AA scene in FOTR that didn't make it into even the extended edition. Off a few basic details, this is my own take on it. It's sweet, promise, & worth it. Title says it all.

Frodo awakens at Cormallen to learn that Gandalf is still alive… and so is he. With Frodo caught between joy and shock, Gandalf and Aragorn ponder what has been won and what may have been lost. NO sex, slash, profanity, violence

COMPLETED. The addition of Gollum to the Quest prompts dark thoughts. . .and painful realisations. . .for Frodo. Slightly AU dark themes. No profanity, no sexuality, nonslash.

An avalanche on Caradhras leaves Frodo hurt and Pippin in shock. While Pippin tries to regain his shattered courage, Legolas and Boromir begin to realize their importance to the Fellowship. NO slash, sex, profanity, violence

Frodo realizes why the world is worth saving. (Because Sam's in it.) NON-SLASH friendship ficcy!

Vignette set in the middle of Helm's Deep. A quick explanation for something odd that happens in the middle of the Orckilling game between Legolas and Gimli. Aragorn and Eomer appear, too.

Epilogue added. From Frodo's fall at the ford to his waking at Rivendell the story Tolkien only hinted at...

What happened after the Fellowship left Rivendell but before they came down off Caradhras? Behold the missing scenes.

PG-13 for right now,it will be more graphic and need a higher rating later. This is about the son of Erik and Christine. These first few chapters involve the discovery of baby Erik Jr.,him finding the love of his life,school,and his rival. R&R

*Complete* Frodo and Sam have a quite deep conversation just before they meet Sméagol. [PG-13 due to mentions of death, or is this too high?]

The title means "The Angel of Midnight Music", I think...It's in the future, when Christine Daae's great-great granddaughter is going to perform at the Opera along with her friends, but she doesn't know who is still lingering there, deep down below...

A Cirith Ungol piece co-authored by Mish and Trilliah...Frodo struggles with the thought of Sam leaving him behind...*COMPLETE*

PREQUEL. Linda Williams wants a better life, which she thinks she can have without her daughter Sarah being in it. But when something goes terribly wrong, the Goblin King does something unexpected. FINISHED !

After sixty years in the Shire, Sam can no longer ignore the call of the sea. Frodo/Sam angst *No slash* Note: This is a repost, I decided the earlier version...well, could use an update, to say the least. *COMPLETE*

Movie tie-in: Frodo lies poisoned by Morgul steel and nigh to death in Rivendell, while those about him are also stricken--with uncertainty and regrets.

Finrod reflects on the mortality of Men, and makes his own farewell to Beren. A fic based on the Silmarillion.

a version of the events leading up to the movie