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Joined 05-27-07, id: 1287571, Profile Updated: 12-22-13
Author has written 52 stories for Discworld, Doctor Who, Command & Conquer, Back to the Future, Sherlock Holmes, Torchwood, Firefly, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Hellboy, Star Wars, Robert Asperin, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Family Guy, Smurfs, Punch-Out!!, Wrestling, Hell Girl, and Burn Notice.

Sorry for not updating my stories in a few YEARS. I've been involved in a few other things, job stuff, so forth.

UPDATE! Moving from Los Angeles to Nashville at the end of the month after 13 years here. Never been to Tennessee, either. Should be an experience! Starting the new year there, arriving December 31 on the Greyhound.

Any one wanting to give me advice, vague warnings, mysterious maps, go ahead and message me!

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Local Custom by betawho reviews
The Doctor is turned black and stranded in the 1950's American South, during Segregation. How does a black Doctor handle racism? With a smile. This story was nominated for The Children of Time Fanfiction Awards. Includes the Official Review. (This story was originally published in 2009.)
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,144 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/25/2018 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Complete
I Won't Say It by Melora Maxwell reviews
After the little incident with Hercules, Hades has been repaid on the scales of cosmic justice by finding Persephone, goddess of rebirth and woman of his dreams. Interlude: 'I am officially the most comfortable goddess in existence right now.'
Hercules - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 151,517 - Reviews: 860 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 12/10/2017 - Published: 7/17/2002 - Hades, Persephone
Warrior by DragonHunter88 reviews
A broken man, a shattered sword. Everything Aedan thought he knew is tested, broken, and reforged within the fires of war. A retelling of the Origins plotline parallel to the story of Aedan's past. Two concurrent stories which play off of each other both thematically and plotwise.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 81 - Words: 377,226 - Reviews: 600 - Favs: 661 - Follows: 541 - Updated: 2/4/2017 - Published: 11/1/2011 - [Morrigan, Cousland] Alistair - Complete
Sean Bean Saves Westeros - Book 2: Sean Wins by a Nose by High Plains Drifter reviews
The continuing adventures of not Ned trying to bring a little peace and sanity to the Seven Kingdoms. Sean's accomplished Step One; and for better or worse, Stannis now sits the Iron Throne. Unfortunately, the King's brother Renly wants Westeros for himself and he's got more than enough swords to do it. What can the actor from Sheffield do to keep the realm from splitting assunder?
Crossover - A song of Ice and Fire & Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 35 - Words: 212,632 - Reviews: 472 - Favs: 725 - Follows: 689 - Updated: 8/15/2016 - Published: 11/13/2014 - Eddard S./Ned, Eddard S. - Complete
A City of Fortune and Failure by justadram reviews
Amidst maneuvers and intrigue, heartbreak and betrayal, bankruptcy and political scandal, the players jockey for power, money, and prestige in a game of business, politics, and love in New York City. Modern AU. Multi-ship. Central ships: Ned/Cat, Cersei/Jaime, Dany/Jorah, Jon/Sansa
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 48 - Words: 196,452 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 3/2/2016 - Published: 5/12/2013 - [Sansa S., Jon S.] [Jaime L., Cersei L.]
Created, Harry Potter by JBean210 reviews
Harry returns to Privet Drive after first year and is immediately banished to his room without his wand or books. Things look bleak until two men arrive-Remo and Chiun-to take him from the Dursleys to teach him Sinanju in fulfillment of an ancient prophecy. But what will this do to Dumbledore's carefully-laid plans? Harry Potter/The Destroyer series crossover.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 232,677 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 611 - Follows: 595 - Updated: 12/25/2015 - Published: 6/14/2014 - Complete
Sean Bean Saves Westeros - Book 1: Sean Lends a Hand by High Plains Drifter reviews
After a hard night's celebrating at the cast and crew party for the end of filming Season One of Game of Thrones, Sean wakes up to discover he's not in Kansas anymore.
Crossover - A song of Ice and Fire & Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 109,005 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 1,139 - Follows: 726 - Updated: 1/31/2015 - Published: 7/22/2014 - Eddard S./Ned, Eddard S. - Complete
Oh Dear! by Lucillia reviews
The TARDIS translated the Second Doctor's favorite exclamation as "Oh dear", but...
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 658 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/1/2014 - 2nd Doctor, Jamie M., Zoe H. - Complete
Death and The Doctor by pseudo-vulture reviews
'Death stared at the hourglass that had just materialised on his desk. It had a total of twelve bulbs (so far) and appeared to be forming another one. BLOODY TIME LORDS.' (sort of spoilers for Time Of The Doctor) [one-shot]
Crossover - Doctor Who & Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 688 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/30/2014 - 11th Doctor, Death - Complete
Doctor Who Discworld: The Midnight Visitor by lupinskitten reviews
Oneshot. Susan Sto Helit finds an unexpected time-traveling visitor in the basement. Fits in-between losing the Ponds and meeting Clara. Because someone had to do it. First printed in Femnista, 2013.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 950 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/10/2013 - 11th Doctor, Susan Sto Helit - Complete
Chess-by-Mail with Death by Twenty-two Sevenths reviews
Death and 10 play chess while having a conversation. I believe there isn't much else to say about it.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,267 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/16/2013 - 10th Doctor, Death
Back In Time by Kaosinorder reviews
A one-shot crossover between Doctor Who and Discworld. One time-traveller bumps into another of a very different kind and this is the result.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Discworld - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,538 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/11/2013 - 10th Doctor, Vetinari, Sam Vimes, Lu-Tze - Complete
Blood and Tea by PandaInTheStars reviews
AU. The Doctor, Jo, and the Brigadier solve preternatural cases across the English countryside, per usual. Except the Doctor isn't a Time Lord. He's a vampire. Inspired by Pertwee's role in "The House that Dripped Blood."
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 15,711 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/5/2012 - Published: 9/15/2012 - 3rd Doctor, Brigadier - Complete
Duchess and Her Sailor by IDon'tWriteTheseAnymore reviews
Four years after leaving the Doctor and Jamie, Polly and Ben share one eventful night that changes their lives. Ben/Polly.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,715 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Polly, Ben J. - Complete
Good Cop, Bad Cop by G-POW reviews
Rorschach's Journal. Wasn't killed by Dr. Manhattan. Brought to alternate reality world. Met a thing called Deadpool. Wishing Jon had killed me. Hell would be salvation. Can't get theme song out of head. How the HELL did I end up being the good cop?
Crossover - Watchmen & Deadpool - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,900 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Walter K./Rorschach
The Keening Blade by Arsinoe de Blassenville reviews
She hesitated-"Mostly, I couldn't kill you, knowing that I cheated. At the Landsmeet. Our duel." There was a heavy silence. Loghain said slowly, "You do realize that I am holding a naked sword at this very moment?" M for sound reasons.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 427,041 - Reviews: 1528 - Favs: 785 - Follows: 601 - Updated: 5/20/2012 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Cousland, Loghain M. T.
A Man of Principle by Thescarredman reviews
Third in the series. You know how sometimes you look at something familiar, but from a different angle, and you realize you don't know it at all? Badger is like that.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 67,742 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Badger - Complete
Snatches of a Mischievous Grandfather by Primsong reviews
A collection of drabbles for the incomparable First Doctor and his companions. Come along, now, come along.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 23 - Words: 2,872 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/11/2011 - Published: 1/31/2009 - 1st Doctor, Ian C.
Snatches of a Velvet Coat by Primsong reviews
A collection of drabbles for the dashing Third Doctor and companions, including the UNIT family.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 27 - Words: 3,372 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/7/2011 - Published: 1/31/2009 - 3rd Doctor, Jo G.
A Leap for a Knight by lucidscreamer reviews
In order to stop an old enemy from destroying FLAG and changing the future, including Project Quantum Leap, Sam Beckett leaps into Michael Knight in the year 1986. With Al out of reach, Sam and KITT must trust each other to save the day.
Crossover - Quantum Leap & Knight Rider - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 31,800 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 11/5/2010 - Published: 1/23/2003 - Sam, Al, KI2T, Michael K.
The Last Warden by bamftastik reviews
What if the Warden had died during their origin story? What if Alistair found himself alone, facing the task of uniting Ferelden against the Blight? How would things differ? What would happen to the others?
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 106,334 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Alistair, Morrigan - Complete
Catching Donna by PrairieDawn reviews
At the end of her life, Donna needs her Doctor.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,697 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/8/2010 - 11th Doctor, Donna N. - Complete
Astrophysics in Action by The Magic Bringer reviews
Post Doomsday, pre COTG. What if the Doctor had a different companion? Say… Samantha Carter?
Crossover - Doctor Who & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 55,892 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 1/12/2009 - 10th Doctor, S. Carter
Moments of Revelation by handful of sky reviews
Firefly/Doctor Who Crossover, set after "Serenity" for Firefly, and after the Time War for Doctor Who, primarily the 9th Doctor with brief appearances by 8 and 10. In the aftermath of the Time War, River finds the Doctor, dying, on board Serenity.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,886 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/5/2010 - 9th Doctor, River - Complete
Galli 'mau' fr 'e' y by CaffieneKitty reviews
Of all the intergalactic diplomatic-slash-mercantile space stations in all the universe, why'd he have to walk into mine... Gen Crossover, Buck Godot and Doctor Who.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Misc. Comics - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,136 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/20/2009 - 10th Doctor - Complete
The Doctor's Nightmare by cheri1 reviews
10/Rose. Nightmare on Elm Street crossover. For decades now, Freddy Krueger has terrorized the residents of Springwood, Ohio while looking for a way to become human again and a Time Lord is just what he needs, not only to live but live for centuries. DONE
Crossover - Doctor Who & A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,837 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/1/2009 - Published: 10/23/2009 - 10th Doctor - Complete
Cake and the Rani by Primsong reviews
In which the Master takes up baking, Three disapproves of his culinary planning and Ten loses his britches with the help of the Rani. No TARDISes were harmed in the making of this fic.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,662 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/22/2009 - 3rd Doctor, 10th Doctor - Complete
Busting Hell by KnightMysterio reviews
Walter Peck comes to the Ghostbusters for protection. He believes he's being targeted by Hell Girl. He's right... Rated for Langauge.
Crossover - Hell Girl & Ghostbusters - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,222 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Ai E., Vigo - Complete
Elementary, My Dear Blakeney by SherlockianGirl reviews
Through a series of unfortunate and highly improbable events, Sir Percy Blakeney meets the famous Mr. Sherlock Holmes. Later, when a brutal murder is reported, Sir Percy wants to help solve the case. Holmes would rather him not. SP/SH PARODY!
Crossover - Sherlock Holmes & Scarlet Pimpernel - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,111 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/13/2009 - Published: 2/1/2009
Changing places by romanticangel92 reviews
AU. What if the Doctor had meet Donna at Henricks? What if Jack had ended up in the tardis on his wedding day and what if Rose was a flirty captain he'd picked up from the 1940's?. ON AN INDEFINITE HIATUS.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 33 - Words: 141,944 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 4/28/2009 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Donna N., Rose T.
Planes, Trains and Horseless Carriages by namjai reviews
The Doctor, Vicki and Steven journey over land and sea to make a date with history.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,226 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/22/2009 - 1st Doctor, Steven T., Vicki - Complete
A Small Piece of Coral by Ladys-Paladin reviews
The Doctor knew he would face challenges with Rose in the alternate universe, but he didn't expect the universe itself to be against him. Spoilers through series 4 Journey's End Originally published on August - November 2008
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 43,897 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 3/15/2009 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Never Quite Normal by Jessa L'Rynn reviews
He can't abide his face in the mirror or the memory of what he has done. The silence has made him insane and the insanity has made him dangerous. At the end of the Time War, the Doctor takes drastic steps, with the help of friends old and new. Nine AU.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 153,710 - Reviews: 849 - Favs: 830 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 3/19/2009 - Published: 4/15/2008 - 9th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
A Discourse on the Medical Risks of Regeneration by PencilGuardian reviews
He drew a deep breath. "Outsiders often think that Rassilon was just indulging in a bit of megalomania when he instituted the limit on regenerations," the physican began. -Set between "The War Games" and "Spearhead from Space."
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,186 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/8/2009 - 3rd Doctor - Complete
The AU Attack by The Tin Dogs Bollocks reviews
Apparently someone is not quite happy with the turnout on Bad Wolf Bay. A mysterious entity has dragged everyone back there with unsettling delusions to how it should have turned out. Featuring cameos from Captain Jack, Martha, Jenny and the Master.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,923 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Complete
Mischief by idioticonion reviews
Dr Horrible is kidnapped by a fellow anarchist. Dr Horrible/Fight Club crossover
Crossover - Fight Club & Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,440 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Dr. Horrible/Billy - Complete
101 Things to Do in an Elevator by Mister Sorrel reviews
Bored Companions, the Tenth Doctor, and a list no one should EVER try. Crack!fic Jack/Martha, Doctor/Rose. Now with added Tosh/Owen!
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 23,109 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 1/29/2009 - Published: 5/26/2008
The One, The Only, And The Best by JTER reviews
I'm the Doctor, simply the Doctor! The One, the Only, and the Best!" The Doctor. Who is he? What were his deeds? This is his tale, from beginning, to the beginning of the end... spoilers fpr the Next Doctor. Really, if you haven't seen it, don't read.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,088 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/10/2009 - Published: 12/25/2008 - 10th Doctor - Complete
Within, the Enemy by AstroGirl reviews
An AU branching off from the TV movie, in which the Master succeeds in taking over the Doctor's body.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,686 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Published: 1/2/2009 - 8th Doctor, The Master - Complete
Befuddled in Bethlehem by KarenD reviews
Reposted cos I'm in a festive mood! The 9th Doctor and Rose take a Christmas trip... Just a little bit of Christmas nonsense reposted for the hell of it
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,390 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Updated: 12/24/2008 - Published: 12/26/2006 - 9th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
All the King's Horses by Lindenharp reviews
A star empire is menaced by deadly creatures from the time of Rassilon. Will one lone Time Lord and a human companion be enough to defeat them?
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,047 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/23/2008 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Complete
Red Pill by Ultiman92 reviews
Alternative "The Stolen Earth". What if that Dalek had never been there? The Doctor finally has his reunion with Rose - and discovers a secret he never could have imagined.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,712 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/29/2008 - 10th Doctor, 6th Doctor - Complete
The Dalek Invasion of Discworld by Rosethorn reviews
Does exactly what it says on the tin. Crossover with Doctor Who.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 748 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Complete
Lost In The Woods by Ardwolf reviews
Captain Picard’s bad day just got a lot worse, courtesy of Q. Which is nothing compared to the day Malcolm Reynolds is about to have when River starts babbling about the kindly t’ien lung and his curious bunny rabbit… ST:TNG/Firefly crossover.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & Firefly - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,901 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 835 - Follows: 206 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Complete
Fort Knox by JTER reviews
The Third Doctor takes Jo to our time, only to discover a new plot by an old enemy, and events that he isn't even involved in yet...
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,368 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/22/2008 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Complete
Ticky Box Therapy by castrovalva9 reviews
After Time-Flight, the Fifth Doctor goes to see a therapist. "The ticky boxes told the sad tale. The Doctor was a histrionic, narcissistic, dependent, paranoid, passive-aggressive sociopath with possible bipolar tendencies."
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,723 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/11/2008 - 5th Doctor - Complete
Honeymooning with the Neidermeyers by Leven Kemal reviews
A caper on a luxury cruise ship. Wash's and especially Kaylee's skills are vitally needed for the job. But of course, things never run smooth when Mal is the mix. Wash/Kaylee, Wash/Zoe. Written for the 2008 LJ Washathon.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,437 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Wash, Kaylee - Complete
Escape by ZiggyChaos reviews
She knew of him long before he knew of her... how the Doctor chose one particular TARDIS when he left Gallifrey.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,568 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/16/2008 - 1st Doctor, TARDIS - Complete
My Strawberry Induced Breakdown by Bells of Tomorrow reviews
He watched as JD clenched and unclenched his fists once more before responding. “It’s a flavor. Just one simple flavor. They couldn't even get that right.”
Scrubs - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,316 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Complete
Blue Sun Down, a FireflySW Crossover by Darth Marrs reviews
The crew of Serenity takes a job three weeks after Miranda that puts them on the trail of secrets more terrifying than anything they've ever seen. SWFirefly crossover. Firefly AUWash and Book live!
Crossover - Star Wars & Firefly - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 28 - Words: 75,914 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 7/13/2008 - Published: 11/28/2007 - River - Complete
A Little Problem by Leda74 reviews
A visit to the Mended Drum results in some unwelcome attentions for Donna and a whole lot of trouble for the Doctor. Discworld crossover.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,270 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/12/2008 - Published: 5/27/2008 - 10th Doctor, Donna N., Sam Vimes, Wee Mad Arthur - Complete
Snarge by Leven Kemal reviews
Snarge - the mess that's left behind after a bird - such as a Crow - has gone through a jet engine. Someone's gotta clean that up, and manage the damage control after. Set during and just after "Train Job." Wash-centric. Wash/Zoe.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,497 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Wash, Zoe W. - Complete
My Blue Box by Emily Tyler reviews
Crossover with Scrubs. We all know what happened when the Doctor visited that hospital in London. But what if, instead, he had gone to a little place called Sacred Heart? Yes, it's supposed to be silly. AND DONE.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Scrubs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,332 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/2/2008 - Published: 1/20/2008 - 10th Doctor, John D./J.D. - Complete
Is There a Doctor in the Quadrant? by Phantazm reviews
Ten. Daleks. Vader. Oh, yeah...!
Crossover - Star Wars & Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,673 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 43 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Darth Vader, 10th Doctor
Face the Change by daflippnay reviews
JD feels obliged to patch things up with his newfound family. When Kim takes a job offer in New York City, he tentatively decides to apply for one of three open positions at Princeton Plainsboro Teaching Hospital. ScrubsHouse crossover. Not a JDKim.
Scrubs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,348 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 2/24/2008 - Published: 12/7/2007
Ankh Morpork Malady: Or, Where Alchemists Go Wrong by Gogol reviews
Madam comes to Ankh-Morpork! Vimes' desk explodes! Angua blacks out! Sybil darns Vimes' socks! COULD THERE BE A CONNECTION? Venture on, dear reader, to find out. **COMPLETE!**
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 39,757 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Complete
The Man With No Name by Frostfyre7 reviews
He hadn't really counted on getting into a pub brawl over the color of his coat on some speck of a planet, or signing up with a crew of petty criminals. Still, he'd always wondered what really happened to those Lost Colonists from Earth...
Crossover - Doctor Who & Firefly - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 105,986 - Reviews: 1184 - Favs: 2,895 - Follows: 667 - Updated: 1/15/2008 - Published: 4/9/2007 - 10th Doctor - Complete
Necessary Condition by orianna-2000 reviews
Donna learns an essential truth about Time Lords: with regeneration comes the solace of a clouded memory.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,417 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Complete
In Cahoots by Lucifer's Garden reviews
Mal is confused. River and Jayne haven't been fighting or arguing all month. In fact, they seem to be getting along quite nicely. Something's afoot. Post BDM, preRayne friendship one shot
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,847 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/27/2007 - Jayne, River - Complete
WULL HAI THAR by Twist reviews
Short fic, no plot, makes little to no sense. You know you want it.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,312 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/18/2007 - Complete
The Other End Of The Universe by celticfox reviews
There is a bar, built on the dreariest planet in the universe,for the losers and the rejects of the galaxy. Doctor WhoHitchhiker's Guide crossover.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 541 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/17/2007 - Complete
Not Quite a Normal Day by Settiai reviews
The scariest part was that it could almost be considered a normal day at Princeton-Plainsboro Teaching Hospital.
Crossover - Doctor Who & House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,021 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/11/2007 - 4th Doctor, G. House - Complete
I am Foot by kIrEigIrL reviews
Oneshot. Written in the POV of one of the Foot members. Just because they're in one clan, doesn't mean they're all bad. And just because they're in that clan, doesn't mean they want to be.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,193 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Complete
Career Change by Rainne reviews
Oneshot about what might have possibly driven such a brilliant bird as Jeeves to begin his life as a valet. Remixed version added.
Jeeves - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,486 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 6/17/2007 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Jeeves - Complete
A Little Thievery by Breeze of Summoners reviews
Rincewind and Twoflower are stuck in the Great Nef in the middle of their early adventures. Between Death and their suspicious guide, things look just as insane as they always are for the two...
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,747 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/7/2007 - Complete
Miranda by Dyce reviews
The Big Damn Movie, but the altered bonds between the crew make it play out very differently as old relationships strengthen and new ones are formed. Fourth in the Horseshoe Nails series.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 124,933 - Reviews: 608 - Favs: 888 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 3/18/2007 - Published: 1/29/2007 - River, Jayne - Complete
Not He Who Tells by Stevens reviews
[a bit of all things KingBachman] The author comes face to face with the reality of his creations when he finally learns the lurking secret of the question every writer dreads: Where do the Stories come from?
Dark Tower series - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,462 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/7/2007 - Published: 3/5/2007 - Complete
Two Gorram Days by Dyce reviews
PostObjects in Space, preSerenity. Jayne is left all alone with a bad leg and a crazy girl for two days. It doesn't go as badly as it could. First in the Horseshoe Nail series.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,353 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 1,249 - Follows: 122 - Published: 12/4/2006 - Jayne, River - Complete
Who is Needed by AmandaFaye reviews
In which Steed is rescued, Tara is ill, Mrs. Peel is herself, and the Doctor is a splendid chap. Crossover between Doctor Who 9 and Avengers.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,125 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Complete
Insert Author Here by Watchman reviews
Creating a good original character is hard... Especially with Vimes around. Heroes exist on the disk only to be made a mockery of or arrested. I really should stop doing these. Oneshot.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,402 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/14/2006 - Complete
Political Secrets of a Modest Man by JillSwinburne reviews
Why do four women always stick up for Lord Vetinari? Who are they and what do they owe him?
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,678 - Reviews: 2314 - Favs: 25 - Published: 8/11/2006 - Complete
When the Devil Drives by C. A. Bridges reviews
Immediately postBDM, it's getting tougher for smugglers to earn an honest day's wage. Seems the Alliance is a mite peeved about something...
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,704 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/5/2006 - Published: 4/24/2006
Can't Stop The Turtle by Roga reviews
Taking on a job commissioned by an orangutan may seem to veer from Mal's admittedly abysmal usual standards, but when it comes down to it, gold is gold, right? Firefly Discworld crossover.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,119 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/31/2006 - Mal - Complete
The Four and a Half Doctors by eeveekitty85 reviews
The First Doctor screws up the timeline. No kitchen appliances were harmed during this fic, but a lamp, a mug, and the Fifth Doctor were exploded, incinerated and kicked, in that order. Rated for vegetable abuse.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,838 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/3/2006 - Published: 4/23/2006
Visit to a Weird 'Verse, Rerevisited by C. A. Bridges reviews
AU story: Nathan Fillion onboard the Serenity. Nuff said. A tribute to Ruth Berman's classic Star Trek fanfic. Adult language, no sex.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,640 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/24/2006 - Published: 3/15/2006 - Complete
Blackadder and the Doctor by RapidEyeMovement reviews
BlackadderDoctor Who crossover. Various members of the Blackadder dynasty have brief encounters with various incarnations of the Doctor across British history.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,741 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/19/2006 - Complete
Force of Destiny by Llarian Ashbourne reviews
An accident reveals an old deception, and Darth Vader must make a decision that will change not only his life. AU
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 85,865 - Reviews: 1143 - Favs: 1,054 - Follows: 740 - Updated: 2/12/2006 - Published: 1/13/2001 - Darth Vader
April 1, 1974: I Dream of NASA by G.L. Peabody reviews
Time Traveller Dr. Sam Beckett leaps into the body of NASA Psychiatrist Dr. Alfred Bellows after a huge time rip puts project Quantum Leap and the Space Program in danger. Several crossovers.
Crossover - Quantum Leap & I Dream of Jeannie - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,662 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/11/2006 - Published: 1/30/2006 - Complete
Kingmaker by Jaconda reviews
A mad king, an ancient weapon and a world on the edge of revolution stand in the way of the Master and his plans for the universe.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,603 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 2/3/2006 - Published: 1/16/2006 - Complete
Of Angels and Volcanoes by Twist reviews
When a man like Vetinari dies, there's no way his funeral will be normal. NEW SHORT! The funeral has passed, but angellic encounters still irk Moist.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,956 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/20/2005 - Published: 9/10/2005
Shipboard Computer by The RyRy reviews
For those having trouble coping... [spoiler for the movie]
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,854 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/16/2005 - Wash, Kaylee - Complete
Holy Duty by Xavier Everett reviews
The Fannfictione they COUD NOT banne! Two countrees fighting inn the depthes of the Dessert over a Diske gone MADDE! STARING Carrot Ironfoundersson! Sam Vimes! Assortede Omnians, Klatschians, Gorgonnes, and maney, MANEY MORE! THRILS! ADVENTURE! ELEPHANTS!
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,911 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/12/2005 - Published: 4/2/2005
Of Towns and Toasters by Riona reviews
Ninth Doctor. Of all the places they could have ended up. Doctor Who and Silent Hill crossover, spoilers up to Boom Town.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Silent Hill - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,451 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/15/2005 - Published: 6/13/2005 - Complete
Is There A Doctor in the Yard? by Jess Idres reviews
Carrot may be an adopted dwarf, but he can still get sick. Now the Watch has got to deal with the consequences. Just don't tell the Seamstress Guild... Carnivorous Vegetables (CA) if you squint. [ONE-SHOT]
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,538 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/23/2005 - Complete
Sammies by Demus reviews
Late one night, a styleless, capitalless assassin makes an attempt on an innocent life and learns just why Sammies are dangerous… Rated for language.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 792 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Published: 9/13/2004 - Complete
Xander's Luck by c-wolf reviews
Cross between Buffy and Spider Robinson's Callahan series.
Buffy X-overs - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 739 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/9/2004
The Three Doctors by ThistleThorne reviews
Quantum LeapDr. Who crossover. Sam Beckett comes home with the help of another time traveller. completed
Crossover - Doctor Who & Quantum Leap - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,201 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/24/2003 - Published: 12/8/2003 - 5th Doctor - Complete
The Detective and the Diplomat by Beth Einspanier reviews
Two mysteries. Two of the greatest minds in the multiverse. One variable. Oh bugger... Sherlock Holmes - Discworld crossover FINISHED!
Crossover - Discworld & Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 22 - Words: 34,796 - Reviews: 1462 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 11/14/2003 - Published: 2/13/2003
Bath Day by Mercator reviews
Ah...There's nothing like a good, hot bath. What are characters in the DW doing in the tub? Peek and find out!
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,404 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/30/2003
A Christmas At Callahan's by HiBob reviews
Callahan'sHarry Potter All types of people come in here, with all types of problems. That night, however, was the night the kid walked in
Crossover - Harry Potter & Callahan series, Spider Robinson - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,376 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/19/2002 - Complete
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Defense of the Pandorica - Third Doctor Edition reviews
My take on what the Third Doctor would have said in his own Pandorica speech, with his companions looking on. Hope it's entertaining!
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 495 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/9/2016 - 3rd Doctor, Benton, Brigadier, Jo G. - Complete
Old Blue Crate reviews
A fancily-dressed older gentleman buys passage on Serenity for himself and his large blue crate, with no specific destination. Who is he, and what's his real agenda? Strange things are afoot... Firefly/Doctor Who 3rd Doctor crossover.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 50,625 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 9/19/2015 - Published: 10/6/2008 - 3rd Doctor
Prisoner reviews
The Master is captured on a primitive, but unusual planet. His escape is countered by a worthy adversary, and he happily awaits an even more worthy one. Crossover with Discworld.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Discworld - Rated: K - English - Crime/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 362 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/30/2011 - The Master, Carrot - Complete
The Boxer
The Doctor tries to take on a companion, but can't keep him; to do so would endanger the future of the sport. One man may never return home, but the first heavyweight champion will live forever. Pre-'Rose'. Rated T for language.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 367 - Published: 5/28/2011 - 9th Doctor - Complete
Mother's Day
Michael is desperate for a last minute fix after Fi is taken out - when he has a forgotten favor repaid, and is given a pointed reminder of what's really important, by a strange man with a blue box.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Burn Notice - Rated: K - English - Suspense/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 527 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/9/2011 - 7th Doctor, Michael W. - Complete
River's Doctor reviews
The Doctor has always assumed that some future version of him would understand the riddle of River Song better than he. He just happened to be thinking in exactly the wrong direction. Three/River. Rated T for innuendo and situations.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/30/2010 - 3rd Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Northern Doctors reviews
Two Doctors meet. They part. The younger vows to make things better.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 200 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/25/2010 - 9th Doctor, 7th Doctor
Chessmen in the Sun reviews
The Doctor tries to make it up to Rose with a real Christmas visit after that last affair with the ghosts and Mr. Dickens. Another fumbled visit, and this looks like the last they might ever make. Nine, Rose.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 304 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/19/2010 - 9th Doctor, Rose T.
The Guide to the End of the Galaxy reviews
The Doctor stumbles into the Guide universe, and Arthur stumbles upon the Doctor. Will the Doctor find a way back to where he belongs? After what happened in the Last Great Time War, does he even want to? Pre-'Rose' 9th Doctor, Arthur Dent.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,109 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 1/24/2008 - 9th Doctor
A Knight to Remember reviews
The 9th Doctor drops in on an old friend on the eve of his passage into knighthood.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 489 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/31/2010 - 9th Doctor, Jamie M. - Complete
Straight Talkin'
Another stunning victory, but Rose just wants to know how the Doctor does it. A surprising dip into pop culture to explain leaves Rose astonished, and Jack slightly aroused. What doesn't do that for the man? Nine/Rose/Jack.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 397 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/26/2009 - 9th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Balked: A Very Short Tale of the Old Republic reviews
A young Sith Apprentice is on the cusp of a major coup against the Jedi... when a strange old man suddenly makes everything go wrong. Xover Doctor Who 3rd Doctor and Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic
Crossover - Star Wars & Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/5/2009 - 3rd Doctor - Complete
It Catches Up
Mel's efforts to get the Sixth Doctor in shape run into a long-delayed message, which gives her an unexpected look at both the Doctor's past and present.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 265 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/30/2009 - 6th Doctor, Melanie B. - Complete
Hell To Pay reviews
The BPRD finds itself driven into the light as the last line of defense against a devastating attack on the US government. Drabble.
Crossover - Hellboy & Hell Girl - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 86 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Hellboy, Ai E. - Complete
Man of his Word reviews
Mal shows Zoe how a man's word, given on his land, will be fulfilled no matter what, or however long, it takes. Fluffy oneshot.
Firefly - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 702 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Mal, Zoe W. - Complete
Mastered reviews
The Master, the ancient vampire secured below Sunnydale, has encountered yet another human trying to control his power for their own ends. Will he end him as all others... or has he met his match?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 194 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Complete
Doctor Who and the Arena of SmackDown! reviews
The Doctor was lost, just trying to find his way out of an arena with his companion. But even a Time Lord, with his power over Space and Time, will find himself put to the test... when he wanders into the path of the force of nature known as The Rock.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Wrestling - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 840 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 8/26/2009 - 5th Doctor, The Rock - Complete
Frame of Lies reviews
The Ninth Doctor finds himself and Rose embroiled in a kidnap and ransom scheme involving a younger self; unknown to him, his other selves are starting to be affected as well. It could start things rolling into war far sooner than he remembers...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,003 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 7/21/2008 - 9th Doctor, 3rd Doctor
Frustration reviews
Rose encounters a handsome military man while on a trip in the TARDIS, and closes in... Too bad he's used to dealing with anomalies - especially those related to the Doctor.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 267 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Rose T., Benton - Complete
Exit Wounded
Mal's snide comparisons to Wash have cost them yet another skilled pilot. Post-BDM, oneshot.
Firefly - Rated: K - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 472 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Kaylee, Mal - Complete
Legacy reviews
1936. Jack visits yet another amazing lover... on her deathbed. Another family acquires a protective 'uncle'... Drabble-ish.
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Jack H. - Complete
Disruption, Retrograde reviews
The Doctor arrives in 18th-century France to find a temporal anomaly taking place. He races to set history on its proper course, to aid a King in a time of crisis, and to preserve Time itself. 3rd Doctor/Reinette.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 773 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/27/2009 - 3rd Doctor, Reinette - Complete
Pugilist reviews
That boy the Doctor had picked up in Brooklyn seemed to be more useful than he had thought... and more dangerous. Crossover with Punch-Out!, the video game.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Punch-Out!! - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 198 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/22/2009 - 10th Doctor - Complete
Snowbound reviews
A young news agent rescues a girl from freezing to death on a country road during a blizzard. Decades later, he finds that his kindness had some unexpected effects. W. Mott & Z. Herriot, with a special guest appearance by Ten and Donna.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 941 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Wilfred M./Wilf, Zoe H. - Complete
Danger and Mistletoe reviews
A Three/Jo UNIT Christmas tale.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,342 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/31/2009 - 3rd Doctor, Jo G. - Complete
Regeneration and Consequence reviews
One afternoon at UNIT, the Doctor is rudely interrupted in his attempts to repair his TARDIS, and finds that his past mistakes have a tendency to catch up in the most painful ways. 3rd Doctor, Susan.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/27/2009 - 3rd Doctor, Susan F. - Complete
Little Blue Menace reviews
The Doctor and Donna find that cartoons can tend to blur the real story, not to mention water down the universal damage involved.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Smurfs - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/15/2009 - 10th Doctor - Complete
Legends, Regret, and Cotton Candy reviews
The Doctor stops off at an intergalactic festival he's attended in previous incarnations. He's looking forward to some R&R, not another reminder of how the Time War has affected those whose lives he's touched over the years.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,188 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/31/2009 - 10th Doctor, 4th Doctor - Complete
His Face reviews
On the eve of alien invasion, a conspiracy theorist makes a horrible discovery about the object of his obsession. AU. Ninth Doctor. Rated T for some vivid imagery.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 709 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/21/2009 - 9th Doctor, Brigadier - Complete
Collision Course reviews
The Ninth Doctor has his own 'time crash' with another incarnation, and it isn't the soppy love-fest his later self will be having with Five, either. Ninth/Sixth Doctors.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,227 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/26/2009 - 9th Doctor, 6th Doctor - Complete
All Fall Down reviews
AU. Jack makes a split-second decision that wrecks the Master's carefully-laid plans. Sound of Drums, oneshot.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 417 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Jack H., The Master - Complete
Unquiet Night reviews
Doctor John Watson is holding a vigil over his dying wife, when a spectre appears that threatens to take his life as well. Crossover with Doctor Who.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,400 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/19/2008 - 7th Doctor, Dr. Watson - Complete
The Opposition reviews
A different look. The Doctor antagonizes one of his most tenacious opponents in the past, not realizing he's setting up much of his own greatest battles. Ninth Doctor/Delgado Master.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 338 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/17/2008 - 9th Doctor, The Master - Complete
Out of Sight reviews
After being blinded by a chemical flash on a recent case, Holmes insists on keeping his schedule. Watson soon finds that, medical concerns notwithstanding, his friend is indeed 'fit for duty.'
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Dr. Watson, Sherlock Holmes - Complete
Resilience reviews
The Doctor, so hopeless after returning a brainwashed Donna to Earth, has an epiphany... and names himself.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 365 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/2/2008 - 10th Doctor - Complete
Dues Paid reviews
The not so pleasant life and times of Derek Find, 'membership dues collector', i.e. unlicenced thief hunter for the AM Guild of Thieves. Chapter 4 replaced and all new!
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,285 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/2/2008 - Published: 5/31/2007
A Christmas Zombie reviews
Mister Dickens encounters the Doctor and Rose in a most trying time, during the disruption of a lucrative play in his old age. One of his most famous stories, too! AU for the Doctor involved; Third!
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 226 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/19/2008 - 3rd Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Revolutionary reviews
Marty and Doc Brown find themselves in the middle of some crucial battles of the Revolutionary War.
Back to the Future - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 218 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/7/2008
From the Desert, into the Future reviews
The Second Doctor has his 'forced regeneration' sentence carried out after his Gallifreyan 'Celestial Intervention Agency' handlers decide he's gotten too uppity. Crossover with Discworld.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 464 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/19/2008 - 2nd Doctor - Complete
Unusual Positions reviews
A British secret agent finds that the American commander can have some strange ideas when it comes to espionage. C&C Red Alert 2.
Command & Conquer - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 377 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Complete
So Bored reviews
The Master and the Doctor have a chat at the scene of a Masterly triumph... or so he thinks. Ten, Simm Master. Mild Master/Lucy. AU, or maybe not... you decide. Short.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 413 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/17/2008 - 10th Doctor, The Master - Complete
Sleight of Hand reviews
The Eighth Doctor, though still recovering his memory, senses the Master's disturbance within the TARDIS, and works a hard bit of misdirection that outrages Dr. Who fans for years to come. Oneshot, almost a drabble.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/9/2008 - 8th Doctor, Grace H. - Complete
Stewie's End reviews
Stewie's finest hour, interrupted and erased by a time-travelling alien meddler. Crossover with Doctor Who. BBC owns the Doctor, Fox owns the Family.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Family Guy - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/11/2008 - 10th Doctor, Stewie G. - Complete
The Anglolan Dilemma
When one Doctor sets out to help another, it's not always appreciated. Third/Sixth Doctors.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 381 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/21/2008 - 6th Doctor, 3rd Doctor - Complete
Self Defence reviews
The Ninth Doctor commits an out of the ordinary action that surprises Rose no end, but answers a few questions for the Doctor himself. Note: Attempt at a Northern accent fixed. Enjoy!
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 164 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/11/2008 - 9th Doctor, 6th Doctor - Complete
Rewind, to Fast Forward? reviews
On a jaunt with the hyperactive, pinstriped Doctor, Rose runs into an old friend. One she never thought she'd see. Oneshot. Oh, and I don't own the rights to the Doctor.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 401 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/3/2008 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Tarnished reviews
The Patrician finds the luster wearing away from the dreams he's had for his city. Oneshot.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 172 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Complete
Did We Myth Something? reviews
Crossover with Robert Asprin's Myth series. Aahz and Skeeve encounter Rincewind as he desperately tries to escape the Dungeon Dimensions. PostSourcery.
Crossover - Discworld & Robert Asperin - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 509 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/17/2007 - Rincewind - Complete
Can't Fight the Inevitable reviews
Lord Havelock Vetinari receives a most unusual visitor, and becomes defiant.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,060 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/16/2007 - Vetinari, Fate - Complete
Here Comes the New Boss reviews
Sam Vimes knows the upheavals that attend the rise of a new Patrician. He's seen several come and go, and protected the city the best he could throughout. This new one, though, could be the last straw for both his heart, and his sanity.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 841 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Sam Vimes, Carrot - Complete
Thrill of the Chase reviews
Corporal Angua has been given a big assignment: to keep tabs on the ones in the city who seem to always be in trouble. When she starts tracking one of The Lady's favorites, though, odd things can happen... RincewindAngua. Almost.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,356 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 8/23/2007 - Published: 8/22/2007 - Complete
Guard's Report reviews
A hired sword finds his evening of guard duty gone unexpectedly awry, and why some of the less savory guilds can be a good thing at times. Even if not for him personally. Rated T for a bit of vivid violence. Pls R&R
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 634 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Complete