Author has written 4 stories for Naruto. My name, I have many. And I don't have time to tell you all of them so just call me Hinata. You Know Your Addicted to Naruto When.. You eat Ramen all day every day. You've watched every episode at least 5 times - in English and Japanese. You watched the first 135 episodes of Naruto in less than 5 days. You buy a 200 pair of Sharingan contacts. You say "Dattebayo" or "Believe it!" after every sentence. You cover half of your face with a mask. You spend all your free time looking at Naruto web sites. You try to walk up trees using your feet only. You draw whiskers on your face. You spend the time to make and maintain a Naruto web site. You draw black circles around your eyes. You think about killing your entire family just to test your abilities. You always talk about Naruto, even if no one wants to hear about it. You run with your arms behind you. You have read and written Naruto fan fiction. ..And took it a step further by making a Naruto music video . You decide to call your morals your "ninja way". You thrust your arm forward with a stress ball in hand and yell "Rasengan!" You run with a snowball during a snowball fight, dodging everything in your path (or at least pretending to) and get to your target and thrust a "Snow Rasengan!" in their face. You feel like you can tap into yourself and demand bursts of energy during a race or fight. You yell out "Demon Wind Shuriken" when your throwing a Frisbee. You dye your hair blonde and try to walk up a tree. You watch Naruto in Japanese, without English subtitles, even though you don't know a lick of Japanese. You address your tests as the Chunin Exams. You dye your hair red and carry a large bottle of of sand on your back. You call old men who stare at young women "Ero-sennin" or "Pervy sage" Your not Japanese and you say "Itadakimasu" before you eat Your dreams and daydreams consist of elements from the Naruto world. You have Naruto games for video game systems you don't even have. You name your dog Akamaru or Pakkun. You tell people your dream is to be Hokage. You replace your backpack with a giant gourd. You feel like you have the Sharingan after you put in normal, everyday people contacts. ...And feel like you turn off your Sharingan after you take out the contacts. You paint the Nine-Tailed Fox seal on your stomach and claim you have a demon inside of you. Whenever your stomach rumbles, you think its Nine-Tailed Demon Fox trying to get out. You wear a jacket in the middle of the summer. You roll your eyes back in your head and shout Byakugan!" You give people the 'nice-guy' pose. You jump into the room, kicking the door yelling "Dynamic Entry!" You have to put on a headband before a major competition. ...And want your competition to do it too so people acknowledge you all as equals. You do something stupid, you claim you were being controlled by the Shadow Possession Jutsu. You trade in your favorite hat for a forehead protector. You dress up like a girl and say it's your "Sexy Jutsu" (for guys only). You get a tattoo of a cursed seal on your neck. You don't care that your life has started to suck because "it's not cannon". You leave your town for two and a half years, come back, and pretend you're cooler and smarter then before. Any mention of Naruto makes you scream, laugh, applaud, or overall just become rather excited. You name your dog Akamaru or Pakkun. You daydream about fighting the likes of Orochimaru, Itachi, or all of Akatsuki member. You try to make pairings between characters. You try to teach your dog 'Dynamic Marking'. You throw clay birds hoping they'll explode. You carry puppets with you. You call your group of friends a "three man cell". "Art is a Bang" Your theories in chemistry, psychology, or philosophy class always reference Naruto somehow. You wear a gigantic black cloak with red clouds on it. The only facts you know about cells are the ones you learned from Tsunade. You have gotten at least one friend addicted to Naruto. You imagine Mount Rushmore as the Hokage faces. You buy those stickers and stick them on your car, room, or face. You always wear sunglasses and keep bugs in your pockets. Your on a Naruto forum and it's 4:00 AM. You spy on girls and call it research. You try to summon a frog in biology class. ...by biting your thumb, making hand signs, and thrusting your hand on the floor. You carry around frogs and call yourself "the Toad Sage". You claim to be an expert on the Japanese language, then get kicked out of Japan on your vacation because all you knew how to do was insult people. You refuse a date because your saving yourself for Sakura or Sasuke. You have a pet pig named Tonton. You draw symbols on a scroll and try to seal a whole in a wall with it. You stay up all night waiting for the release of the next manga chapter. You stay up all night waiting for the release of the next episode. You call your teachers sensei and your not Japanese. You add the suffixes -chan and -kun to the end of your friends names and your not Japanese. You follow somebody home and when they ask you why, you tell them it's part you mission. You use pick-up lines like "Wanna see my new jutsu?" or "Did you see my shadow clone pass by here earlier?" You dress up a piece of wood and tell people your practicing a substitution technique. You start making hand signs. ...And then run at somebody yelling "Chidori!" You try to sign a contract with blood. You hit people over the head if they say something stupid. You paste a piece of paper that says come come paradise on the front of adult books. You keep all your money in a frog shaped wallet. You try to do 200 push-ups and when your not able to, you'll do 200 squats, and when you can't do that you'll try to walk around your town 200 times on your hands. You try and compare people in real life to people in Naruto. You drive around with Naruto music blasting out of the car, hoping somebody will recognize them and think your cool. Your in a fight and rub some hot sauce in your eyes, yelling "Sharingan!" You take out a bottle of hot sauce and drink it, shouting "Katon: Goukakyuu no Jutsu! (Fire Style: Fireball Jutsu)" You randomly walk up to people and poke them with two fingers while shouting "Juukem," you know you like Naruto too much. You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends who are addicted to Naruto. Addicted to Anime when: If you've been bitten by your pets for trying to put them in a poke ball, you my be addicted to anime If you're convinced that you can dodge an on-coming car by simply leaping in the air and landing on a lamp post, you my be addicted to anime If you think that falling flat on your back with your legs in the air is a normal reaction to big news, you might be addicted to anime. If you refure to your car as your machina You might be addicted if while performing a cannonball dive into the pool at the apartment or hotel you yell out loud "SPIRIT BOMB ATTACK" You might be addicted to anime if you dont respond to the name on your birth certificate anymore and insist on being called an anime name. If you go to a zoo with pandas and wait for them to make signs.(sadly I've done this before)You start speaking random japanese. if you've tried to start an anime conversation with a parent(s), forgetting that neither do the care about or understand anime. If you tuned into CNN's coverage of the war on terrorism and the war on Iraq hoping to catch a glimps of machinas in action. If you think there should be music playing in the backround all the time. if you believe it is possible for a person to be severly beaten in the head with a large hammer, stick, etc...and still come out alive You name your pets after anime characters and then you tell people that you have him/her sleeping in bed with you every night. You yell out 'Baka hanyou Inu-Yasha!' at your birthday party and everyone (except your parents) knows you're talking to your cat. (guilty as charged) You go to school wearing your cosplay schoolgirl outfit and everyone accuses you of betraying them to the neighboring town for wearing their school colors, so you whip out your manga and stuff it in their faces. If you and your anime watching friends can't have a conversation without a)mentioning some kind of plot or scene from an anime or b)impersonating your favorite characters or seiyuus. Each time you see a stray animal, you turn your hat sideways and throw one of those plastic Pokeballs Burger King was giving out in their kids' meals yelling, "POKEBALL, GO!" You've ever called someone a baka or a hentai before realizing that they don't know any Japanese. When you and an anime friend can speak using only quotes from anime in random order (so that no one else knows what u r saying) and still understand each other. You can sing songs from your favorite shows,in japanese, even though you dont speek japanese... You use random Japanese words such as baka, kawaii, hentai, etc. you're addicted to anime if you use an anime character's name as a pen name/forum name/alias/nick in any forum or chat room you entered into. :D if you jump down every well you see, whether its a dry well or not, hoping to travel through time. If you have to wait till next week to find out what happens to your relationship Run around "Naru Punching" guys, and then get pist when they dont go flying over 5 building roof tops. when you imagine having a prodigy in your high school class. All your dreams are anime related in some way or another or make anime noise. like toocki pbbrrwee Number your 12 fave Naruto characters (In no order) and answer the questions!! 1. Kisame 1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? Hinata/Kakuzu Hehehehe hai! /// 2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot? Ino? well, she's beautiful but I don't swing that way. 3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? Gaara got Sasori-Danna pregnant? ROTFLMFAO!! I don't think thats possible XDDDDD 4) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Leader-sama? Mmmmmhm!! Heheheh! 5) Would Two and Six make a good couple? Sakura/Hinata? Sorry I'm not into yuri 6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Itachi/Leader-Sama ot Itachi/Hidan? Both please!! 7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? Deidara walking in on Sakura and Gaara having sex? LMFAO!! He'd join them!! 8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic. Zetsu/Hidan? They both enjoyed the smell and taste of blood.. which is how they got into this sticky situation... with their pants down. 9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff? Kisame/Sasori? O.O Oooh!! I'ma have to look that up!! 10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic. Diedara/Gaara Sandy Clay 11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One? Ino to deflower Kisame? XDDDDD Ino would get him drunk and limber then fuck his brains out. 12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? Zetsu.. Do I count? Blushes a dark crimson while grinning. 13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? Kakuzu-kun? In their heads yes lmao 14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ? Sakura/Ino/Itachi? Yeah me total threesome right there lmao!! 15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion? Hidan,"FUCK!!" 16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? For Sasori, Hmmmm I think his song would be What I've Done by Linkin Park. 17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? Kisame/Hinata/Gaara Warning heartbreak 18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? Hidan on Sakura? Date me or I'll sacrifice you to the almighty Jashin-sama!! XDDDDD 19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight? Kakuzu describe a relationship between Sakura and Sasori-Danna? Uh.. They bring a lot of money into the organization?? 20) How emo is Seven? Deidara? Emo? ROTFLMFAO!! That does no go in the same sentence ever!! Bwahahahahahaha!!! Number your 12 fave Fruits Basket characters (In no order) and answer the questions!! 1. Tohru 1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? Momiji and Hanajima? I hope not! Poor Momiji would be scared shitless! 2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot? Hatori-san!! MMMHMMMM!! 3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? Akito/Huiro? I'd say I'm sorry for Hiro, DAMN! 4) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Aya-chan? Hai XDDDD 5) Would Two and Six make a good couple? Kisa/Momiji It would be the cutest thing ever! 6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? YukixUuo or YukixAyame... I don't think Yuki likes his brother very much so I'ma go with Yuki/Uuo. 7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? Haru would go black and kick the shit outta Akito and take the punishment himself and let Kisa run away. 8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic. KyouxUuo "Stop yelling at me yankee!" "Well stop being an idiot organy!" 9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff? Tohru and Hiro Aww, that'd be cute, if a little wierd lol 10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic. HaruxAkito Beats With Stick 11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One? Hatori and Tohru would be out on their honeymoon and Hatori would make it a night she would never forget! 12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? Kyou-kun? Oh yeah! XDD 13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? Hanajima No, she scares us too much. lol 14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ? Kisa/Hatori/Yuki Probably lmao 15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion? Uuo," DIIEE!!" Beats the shit out of some random evil enemy. 16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? Hiro? Just to piss him off.. The Numa Numa Song. XDDDD 17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? Tohru/Momiji/Aktio Warning... Blood and gore mixed with a little heartbreak. 18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? Uuox Kisa? Ewww, they don't swing that way! 19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight? Hanajima describing a relationship between Kisa and Hiro? Their waves seem to blend in perfectly with each other. 20) How emo is Seven? Hatsuharu? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD Uh.. I think he's more horny than emo to be accurate. Anyone heard of the mad cow disease? Is it just me or is Gaara really hot? If you think he is copy this and put it into your profile and add your name to the list.UNITE GAARA LOVERS!! 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If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile. If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer LoveShinobi4eva, Silver Element,BlueSkyHeaven, Sabaku no Rebecca, Kunoichixakura, lxl Hyuuga.Hinata lxl, OoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoO You know when you live in 2007 when... 1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave. 2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or Myspace 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV 6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. 7.) 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If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile If you LOVE Panic! At the Disco, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE! Is it just me or is Gaara really hot? If you think he is copy this and put it into your profile and add your name to the list.UNITE GAARA LOVERS!! If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile. You're just jealous because the voices in my head talk to me and not you. I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile. Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that has stayed loyal to either rock or metal, put this in your profile. If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance you thought imposible to choke on), copy this in your profile. ((well, I kinda choked on sand at the beach when the wind picked up and...I'll leave your imagination to do the rest. Just make sure it ends with me holding my neck in pain, a seagull pecking my leg, my friends laughing at me, and a lifeguard just looking at me form the tower-thingy, not bothering since I do that often.)) If you believe PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS, copy this into your profile. If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile Paste this in your profile if you're a procrastination addict. If you enjoy announcing your love of chocolate to the world, standing on public water fountains, copy this into your profile. Copy and paste to your profile if you believe the book is ALWAYS better than the movie. For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.) Girls Don't realize these things; I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry But most of all I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm Sorry I'm sorry Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry' If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things' My Faith: Jesus -If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile. If you want to learn Japanese, copy/paste this into your profile If you like to write, copy/paste this into your profile(ish) If you have fallen in love with a fictional charactor and cried when your parents told you he/she/thing didnt exist (i know what you mean) copy and paste this to your profile If you have ever said that an anime character is sexy and you love them and you mean it, copy and paste this into your profile If you should be doing homework right now, copy and paste this into your profile. R.I.P Uchiha Itachi Our Itachi's Face guide: -/ \- Normal //_\\ -Crying /_\ -Sleeping 0/_\0 This is an Itachi smiley!! Copy and paste if you love Itachi. If you want Uchiha Madara to burn for what he did, copy and paste. If you think Itachi 'dying' was the worst thing to happen to Naruto, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V. Show, video game, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile. If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't ignore it because the Bible says that If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my father and the glory of Heaven. This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't. A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it? Repost this if you truly believe in God. If you find that sweet and touching copy and paste it to your profile. Sweetness This is really sweet... When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind. When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply. When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around. When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all. When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying. When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever. When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered. When a girl says "I love you." she means it. When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that. Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person. Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him. The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead, Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats. The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him. The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.". If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life. If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you. Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you. Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere. So get ready for the biggest shock of your life. If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity. Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress. Random producer guy from DisneyXD is working on Naruto Shippuden until... BOOM! Jiraiya, Deidara, and Hidan crash into the room. "What is the meaning of this, un?!" Deidara yelled out. "You took out a precious moment of my art!!" "As much as I appreciate you getting rid of my nickname, you're going to take out the women!" Jiraiya shouted. "You took out the swearing... and the blood," Hidan growled as he walked up to him. "What kind of f_ing ninja show doesn't have blood in it?!" Hidan brought his scythe up to the guy's neck. "It was for the fans! I made it appropriate so even six year olds could watch!" the guy screamed as he... uh... gave himself a reason to look for new pants. "Who gives a crap about the freakin' six-year-olds?! The freakin' fourteen-year-olds are gonna kill you for taking out the good parts!" There was another BOOM! Three ninja fans busted down the wall. Two jounin-level boys, and a chuunin-level girl. A fourth girl jumped in behind them, flashing her kunai. "GET HIM!!" Put this on your profile if you noticed what Disney took out of Naruto Shippuden, and you're mad about it. And add yourself to the fans invasion! Alright, I have just updated and completed "Lost Within His Embrace" and "Second Chance" so please don't kill me! I'll try and update "Falling In Love With The Emeny" as soon as I can! So Ja ne, and Sayonara!! |