-1I don't own Naruto, I just love the show and If I did I would be in a bigger house.

I hope you like it. and I hope you enjoy.

It was a sunny day at the hidden land of the leaf and Naruto and Rock Lee and Choji were up to some fun.

Naruto's Hands shook as he picked up the phone. " Hay guys I bet this is the first time anyone has ever prank phone called Sasuke." Rock Lee and Choji try to holed in there laughter as Naruto calls Sasukes place. Two rings later Sasuke picks up the phone.

Sasuke.( "Hello." ) Naruto now using a deep voice.

Naruto. ( "Hay you emo looking fuck, this is Itachi, I just called to tell you that I'm coming to beat the ever loving shit out of you." )

Sasuke. ( "What!!" )

Naruto.( " You heard me you cock sucking, hay dip shit did you know that at night when you were asleep when you were a kid, I used to sneak in your room and fuck you in the ass, but I'm pretty sure your used to it now." ) Click.

Just then Sakura walks in and sees Naruto and his friends laying on the floor laughing there asses off. Sakura tilts her head and ask " What's so funny guys?" Naruto gets up from the floor and struggles to tell her as he laughs. " I just pranked called Sasuke. HA HA HA HA HA HA. Sakura starts laughing and tells them that Sasuke has caller ID. Naruto stops laughing as a cold feeling sinks in the pit of his stomach. He turns to see that Choji and Rock Lee were gone. He then sees his front door open as Sakura yelling See Ya.". Naruto runs to his window and sees a pissed off Sasuke running in Narutos way. The next day Sakura is visiting Naruto in the Hospital because he sustained two broken ribs and rectal trauma from having a phone shoved up is ass. Sakura leans over to ask him "Was it worth it?"

He smiles and tilts his head. " Ya and I would do it again."

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