Age: 21

Sex: you figure it out.

True Balance
Good cannot exist without Evil,
Wrong cannot exist without Right,
Order cannot exist without Chaos,
Darkness cannot exist without Light
-Unknown Author.

If you would not be forgotten as soon as you are dead and rotten,
write something worth reading or do something worth the writting.
-Benjamen Franklin.

"Have you ever thought about the colour scheme thing?" "Colour scheme of what?"
"You know how the bad guys always wear black, right? And practising the dark arts is a bad thing and the light side is the good guys. Smith is the person who makes smithy things, so is being called blacksmith some kind of moralist statement?" Cause he could see how Buddhists thought that making weapons was wrong. Maybe their propaganda had infiltrated the shinobi world's unconscious. Not the kind of unconsciousness that left you lying on your back with bump in your head, but the not-conscious-level-of-thinking unconscious… Or was it subconscious?
And now everybody was looking at him. Fū-san came within a hair's breath from running into a tree and from ANBU that was something.
"Sometimes I really wonder how your mind works," Sai spoke his mind. Naruto shrugged.
"Lots of people do. My thought processes made the psych ninja cry once, in the Academy, when they were making sure we weren't going to go nuts and kill people on them if they taught us something. Or it could've been the wasabi I put in her coffee. I'm not sure." - Orrunan

Don't tell me the sky's the limit, when there's footprints on the moon!
-Unknown

'Curiosity killed the cat. No, Stupidity killed the cat, Curiosity was framed.' - Bleedndreamz

There's no point in being grownup if you can't be childish sometimes!
-Unknown

"Durch den Klang, Geschmack, das Knacken meiner Daumen, etwas Schlechtes kommt dieser Weg. Dann klingelten die Glocken laut und tief, Gott, ist noch doth nicht tot, den er schläft"
Translation: "By the clack, smack, cracking of my thumbs, something wicked this way comes. Then the bells rang loud and deep, god is not dead, nor doth he sleep."
-Shakespeare

If at first you don't succede, then skydiving is not for you

Comfort first, practicality second then after both of those are met fashion can be implicated. - Kytranis

Don't like my driving? Stay off the sidewalk

As I lay in bed last night, looking up at the stars and the moon, I thought to myself, 'Where the hell is my ceiling?'

Never be afraid to try something new, remember, amatures built the Ark, professionals built the Titanic

If? If my aunt had a beard, she would be my uncle. What good does 'if' do?
-Foxcomm

"The government solution to a problem is usually as bad as the problem." - Milton Friedman

"Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind." (Dr. Seuss)

"In our profession where no one tells the complete truth, it is a wise policy to Ignore most of what people say. 90% of what a ninja says is crap anyway, we're only 10% better than politicians."-MasterDragonFlex

"Enough grumbling! I have hell to put you through!"-Riku Uzumaki

Two wise authors once said that as writers, our job is harder than God's.

In real life, no matter how unlikely anything is, if it really happens we do not question. Our credulity is not stretched to the breaking point, causing us to stop participating in the world and go looking for another one that is more convincing. Thus, God can work with the most mind-bending coincidences, far-fetched plot devices, and perverse dramatic ironies, never giving a moment's thought to whether or not his audience will buy it.

We do not have that luxury.

Ninety-three percent of the teen population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy and paste this if you would be part of the seven percent that'd be LAUGHING YOUR BUTT OFF!

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, paste this in your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, paste this into your profile.

CHALLENGE'S: *IMMPORTANT NOTICE NONE OF MY CHALLENGES WILL HAVE RAPE I AM BIPOLAR MANIC DEPRESSION WITH CYCOTIC TENDENCIES AND SAYING THAT I DESPISE RAPE IS LIKE SAYING THE SUN IS ONLY LUKEWARM. MAJOR UNDERSTATEMENT. NOT EVEN MURDERERS RANK HIGHER IN MY HATE SCALE. I CAN STAND IT IF IT IS ONLY IMPLIED!!!!! That is all.*

Naruto/Pokemon X-over. Naruto is not what he appears, he is actually one of the strongest beings on the planet, a Mew... You figure out how he is one. and PM me when you get a story. PLEASE NO YAOI!! Can be harem.

Naruto/Inuyasha X-over. Inuyasha is transported to the Naruto World when he turns five and is found by the hokage and naruto when they are going out for a bowl of ramen. Naruto and Inuyasha are the same age, both want to go to the ninja acadamy, Inuyasha gets the same treatment as Naruto. PLEASE NO YAOI!! Can be harem.

Naruto. Can be X-over. Kami needs a vacation before he/she goes insane and destroys everything he/she created, but needs someone to take over while he/she is gone, Kyubi's soul makes it immposible to read Naruto's soul so kami has no idea where to put Naruto when he dies, so Kami gives Naruto his/her power to test him. Try to keep Naruto as a good guy. PLEASE NO YAOI!! Can be harem. Your choice if Kami is male or female.

Survey Questions:

1. Who are/is your favorite Naruto character(s)?
Naruto and Chouza, Naruto because of his Uber asomeness and Chouza because of his Kekkai Genkai... I mean come on, who hasent wanted to be a Giant?

2. What is/are your favorite pairing(s)?
NarutoXHarem.

3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan?
If hentai means Opposite sex stuff then that.

4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters?
Nope.

5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any:
Nothing.

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character?
Not really.

7. NaruHina or KibaHina?
KIBA CAN DIE OLD AND ALONE!!

8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru?
SasuSaku because they can torchure eachother and i dont like YAOI!!

9. Which team is your favorite? Team 7, team 8 or Team Gai?
I have no Idea... naruto is the only redeming quality to 7, I LOATHE Kiba so no 8... It would depend on how long i could last against "The Genjutsu of Youthfullness".

10. Do you support the obito theory? (Tobi=Obito)
I would have prefered it but Its been proven false.

11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory?
Yes

12. Your favorite Akatsuki member?
Probably Sasori.

13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke?
Anti-Sasuke.

14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)?
I stopped watching them after I coulden't find some of the episodes.

15. Have you read all the chapters so far?
Yes.

16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD?
No that is Neglegence and immense Chakra capacity at work.

17. Sub or dub?
Sub.

18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura?
Anti-Sakura

19. Tobi = Annoying or funny?
Funny as hell!

20. Do you even know who Tobi is?
Madara Uchiha

21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd?
... I really don't want to answer that.

22. Which character would be the best cross dresser?
There is no way that any man can be that feminine(Haku) soooo... Tsume Inuzuka

23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome?
... can I say both

24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how?
Naruto, because a smart Naruto would explan soooo much.

25. Do you like Naruto fanfics?
... yes.

26. Do you write Naruto fanfics?
Yes, but I don't know if I'm any good.

27. Do you like lemons?
MY PREASHIUSSSSS!!

28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters?
Heard about it, but thats about it.

29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series?
?? where the hell?

30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes?
?? WTF IS THAT??

31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto?
I dun'noe.

32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it?
Nope.

33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?'
Nope.

34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades?
Nope.

35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto?
Nope.

36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise?
... It would depend on if it had any plot.

37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory?
Nope.

38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery.
Nope.

39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal?
I'm not gay... NEVER ask me this kind of question again!!

40. Do you have a Naruto OC?
Yep.

41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life?
... . . . . I have a life?