Team 7, Ichi Ichi Paradise

Ch 01: What could happen

By: MikeJV37

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Author's Note: This fic is done for fun, not to be accurate to canon, the characters, or whatever boring, reality based world you live in. This is based on a 1-Shot by 1 of my favorite authors here, Lord of the land of fire, and done with his permission. The 1-sot in question is linked below and if you don't know his work... punch yourself in the crotch right now. After that, check his work, I can't recommend it highly enough. While not required, to get the full effect of this you should read the 1-shot first, as this fic picks up basically where 'the talk' ended. Oh, I don't own anything from Naruto, only this fic... with due credit to the guy mentioned earlier in this note who had the original idea.

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===Jan 28, 12:57 PM, Naruto's Apartment===

Naruto had been laying in his bed, still fully dressed, for almost an hour. His whole life... well at least the last couple years, he wanted people to tell him things he should know about... after getting 'the talk' from Kakashi-sensei, he was wishing he could go back in time 1 month and skip graduation completely. Even getting a cool jutsu like the Shadow Clone wasn't worth the, disturbing, thoughts running through his mind. If that's what it meant to be an adult... they could HAVE it! "From now on I'm keeping my big mouth shut." Naruto said.

'This is too good to pass up, those stupid mortals want to treat him like this, I can't think of a better way to get them back... other than killing them. The kit may not be my first choice, but I'm stuck with him... I wouldn't even be here if it wasn't for Madara Uchiha and that damned Sharingan. He's not the biggets male around, but with my stamina and his other gift, the females of this world will go into heat at the mention of his name.' Kyuubi thought then laughed, now he just needed the right motivation to get Naruto moving... then a sound caught his attention and he smiled sadistically. This would be too easy.

Naruto grabbed his stomach after it growled. He sighed, apparently his stomach didn't care how his brain felt. "I might as well, maybe a couple bowls of Ichiraku ramnen will clear my head." Naruto said as he sat up.

"You can get it for free." A male voice said.

Naruto screamed and looked around a moment, then froze and swallowed nervously. "Is this..." Naruto said nervously.

"Kyuubi ... yes it is. Listen closely because I won't repeat myself." Kyuubi said.

===11:58 AM, Haruno House, Sakura's Room===

After a 50 minute shower Sakura was sitting on the side of her bed in clean clothes, fidgiting nervously. She'd thought about it, serously thought about it, putting all her emotions aside for once, it was the hardest thing she'd ever done.

Her door opened and her mother Sakari came in wearing her usual sandles, brown ankle skirt and red, short sleeved shirt, her pink hair up in a bun. "You wanted to see me Sakura-chan?"

"Yes. Kakashi-sensei gave us the talk today and after a long shower..." Sakura said.

"Wait... Kakashi gave you the... sex talk?" Sakari said nervously.

Sakura nodded. "As I was saying, I just took a long shower and I made a decision about my life that will affect my career." Sakura said, stood, took a deep breath and let it out. "I can't deny it anymore... I'm gay." Sakura said calmly but seriously.

Sakari's jaw dropped, her eyes rolled back in her head and she fainted.

"That went better than I thought... now I have to tell Naruto and Sasuke, then tell Ino how I feel about her and hope she doesn't hate me. I'll leave mom a note, give her a couple hours to calm down and think about it." Sakura said.

===12:50 PM, Sasuke's Apartment===

"Hmph, some sex expert he is thinking I'm gay... I haven't laughed this much since I saw Itachi in that pink dress dancing around his room, he's gay. Mom was right. I don't care about that fag any more, he'll be dead within five years no matter what I do, so why bust my ass training to kill him and drive my friends away. He did me a favor anyway, they were all corrupt and mom is finally free of that asshole, may he burn in hell. I'll give Kakashi one thing, he was right about adults all being perverts, I can definitely exploit'em for money... I just need to keep up the brooding emo act and all these bitches will pay through the nose to fuck me, and once they're hooked and I know all their secrets, I'll own'em." Sasuke said and started laughing.

===1:59 PM, Ichiraku Ramen===

"Hey Ayame-chan... um, can I talk to you, alone?" Naruto said a little nervous.

Ayame looked at her favorite customer, something big was on his mind. "Sure Naruto... we can talk in the back room. Hey dad, why don't you go home and get some lunch, I'll close up and be home later."

"Well we have been really busy latey... sure, we could use a break." Teuchi said and started closing down.

Ayame lead Naruto into the store room, he closed the door behind him. "What do you want to talk about Naruto... girls?"

"Uh... yes." Naruto said, blushing slightly while he scratched the back of his head with both hands.

Ayame smiled, she'd been hoping this day would come. "Do you want some advice on getting a certain girl to go out with you?"

"No, I want to... this is harder than I thought... how old are you Ayame-chan?" Naruto said.

Ayame's eyebrows shot up and she got a little nervous. "I'm seventeen... why?"

"Are you... a virgin?" Naruto said, kind of rushing the last part.

Ayame blushed and got nervous, she had an idea where this was heading, but didn't know how to react. Anyone else she would of slapped silly by now. She also couldn't stop herself from answering honestly, she'd know him since he was 5 and her heart just went out to him. "Yes... why do you want to know Naruto?" She said nervously.

Naruto focused on what he was told, at first he thought the fox was trying to trick him or escape... but on the way over he decided he'd do it, besides... if this worked like the furball said he'd never have to pay for ramen again, and that simple fact is what made his decistion. "Well, as long as I've known you, you never date, I know people start dating around my age... though I can't get one... that means you're alone, like me, and i want you to be happy so... um..." Naruto said, then suddenlly reached up, grabbing Ayame's breasts through her apron and shirt, finding out they were bigger than he thought, pulled her down and kissed her as best as he could.

Ayame 'eeped' when he grabbed her chest and pulled her down into a kiss. Her first instinct was to push him away and kick him in the balls with everything she had... but something stopped her, namely her heart. 'Maybe he was just too nervous to ask me...ow, not so hard! He's stronger than I thought... Mmm, better... not a bad kisser either... but I really should sto...' Ayame thought as she tiled her head slightly, her eye caught something that stopped her mind and body dead in its tracks.

Naruto noticed she stopped moving, hoping nothing was wrong, and that she wasn't about to kill him, he broke his kiss, released her and backed up a step. "Are you mad... is something wrong?" Naruto said, the second part after he saw she was staring blankly.

"Is that your cock?" Ayame said blankly, her normal manners and other emotions shut down.

Naruto blushed as he looked down and saw the very large tent in his normally very loose pants. "Uh, yes." Naruto said meekly, very worried about what she was going to do. He wasn't the smartest kid around, but he did know that part of your body was easy to hurt, regardless of age or how tough you were, and he'd need it later in his life if he ever got married and wanted kids.

"Do you want to fuck me Naruto, is that what this is about?' Ayame said.

"Yes, well kinda. I wanna make a deal with you. I'll have sex with you anytime you want, and I get free ramen." Naruto said.

Her curiousity, and her hormones, getting the better of her, Ayame suddenly yanked his pants and boxers down to his ankles, then gasped in shock. "Dear Kami... you're huge... it's gotta be 14 inches... and as thick as my forearm... deal!" Ayame said and quickly stripped off her apron, shirt, pants and panties and sports bra, revealing her bald mound and fat, E cup tits with 4" brown aroela and big, hard nipples. Without waiting for him she half pushed, half layed, Naruto on the floor, straddled his waist and with no hesitation impaled her womanhood on his hard cock, she muffled her scream as he broke her hymen and filled her up into her womb it felt like, he was definitely stretching her pussy in all directions and it felt INCREDIBLE! Ignoring the small amout of pain, she used her legs to ride him, luckily she was already wet, her pent up sexual frustration had her wet before she finished stripping. She knew she'd never match his stamina, but growing up how she gave her excellent stamina for a civilian her age, and very strong legs. Ayame rode Naruto as long as she could, her first orgasm hit after about 20 minutes, by the time an hour rolled around she'd lost track, and to her amazement, Naruto was not only still hard, but he hadn't cum yet! Around the second hour she was sore from the breasts down, Naruto had worked them over good, she knew she would't be wearing a bra for a week! Her thighs were burning from fatigue and her pussy, oh Kami her poor pussy was almost numb, she'd lost feeling in it about half an hour ago... he'd broken her pussy. He owned her now, but if he didn't ask she wouldn't tell. "Oh dear Kami please cum in me Naruto-kun!" Ayame yelled.

Hoping the fox hadn't lied to him about not getting any girl he had sex with pregnant unless he wanted her to, he relaxed and let it happen, at which point everything went fuzzy. When his mind cleared Ayame was laying on top of him, and she was out cold but had a smile on her face. He carefully rolled her off after removing himself from her. She was as sweaty as he was, but he had to admit she was still beautiful... and he wasn't a virgin anymore! Now he just hoped he'd still be male if her father found out what they did. He quickly got dressed, carefully snuck out, making sure no one saw him leave, and jumping up to the rooftops ran back to his apartment as fast as he could to shower, change clothes and find some other women, or maybe even some of the girls from the Academy. That made him smile.

===2:18 PM, Shinobi Residential District===

"Couldn't find'em anywhere, I really should find out where they live... eh. I thought Naruto would be easy to find at least, and why is Ichiraku's closed so early, they were open when I passed it an hour ago. I know Ino's home, her mom confirmed it when I dropped by he flower shop... and now I'm talking to myself." Sakura said then sighed as she approached the Yamanaka house, which always impressed her, it was the first house on the 2nd block off Main Street, but hers was the only house on it and the grounds took up the entire block. If not for the wall surrounding it you'd think her house was in the park because there was forest on al 4 sides. Sakura stopped at the door and rang the bell. A minute later it opened.

"What do you want?" Ino said, they were becoming more rivals than friends, but still hung out occationally..

"Can I come in, I have something important I need to tell you." Sakura said seriously.

Soething big was up, Ino could see it on her face. Sakura was being way too polite, so it had to be important. "Okay, dad's in the livingroom so we'll talk in my room... unless this is something dad should know?"

"No, it's personal, your room is fine Ino." Sakura said.

All of Ino's mental alarms were going off now, if Sakura was being this nice to her, and it was personal, either she just had sex with Sasuke or... "You aren't dying or something are you?" Ino said quietly.

Sakura shook her head. "No."

Ino sighed with reief then let Sakura in, shut the door and lead her up to her bedroom, pausing briefly to tell her dad Sakura was there. Once in her room she shut the door, put her hand on the wall, putting some chakra into it, activating the special sound seal. As a prominent Clan she had certain privilages, this seal being 1 of them, and only she and her parents knew how to deactivate it. She went to her bed and sat down, motioning Sakura to do the same. "Okay Sakura, I know we aren't best friends anymore, but we aren't enemies either, despite what everyone thinks. So why so serious, because you're starting to worry me, you're never like this unless something huge is going on."

Sakura sighed. "Something has happened... this morning Kakashi-sensei gave us the sex talk... with visual aids."

Ino gasped, both hands covering her mouth.

"That's not it though, I spent the rest of the morning thinking, and I realized something about myself... I just hope you don't hate me for what I'm about to say, except for my mom I haven't told anyone." Sakura said.

"You're going to have sex with Sasuke... I won't go that far even for him. You just cunted me Sakura, you win." Ino said sadly. "According to our bet you can..."

"Shut up Ino." Sakura interrupted, then Ino looked at her, genuinely a little afraid.

"Please, don't leave any bruises where they'll show." Ino said sadly, her heart breaking.

Sakura put her hands on Ino's cheeks, "You never did know when to shut up and just listen... I love you Ino-chan, I'm gay." Sakura said then pulled Ino in and kissed her on the lips with all the passion she had.

Ino sat there in shock as Sakura told her she loved her, she was gay, and now she was kissing her ON THE LIPS. She let it happen for what she figured was about a minute, before her mind restarted, she shut her eyes and kissed Sakura back, wrapping her arms around her and pulled her onto the bed on top of her. After a few minutes of very passionate kissing she broke the kiss, a huge smile on her face. "If you can admit it... I can to. I've known since I was 9 when I had the girls over for that big slumber party, I wish you could of been there... the last 3 years would of gone a lot better for us."

Sakura stared at Ino for a minute, stunned, then smiled and started laughing at the irony.

"That is funny, 2 closet lesbians fighting over a guy that's probably gay too!" Ino said then started laughing.

In another part of Konoha Sasuke Uchiha suddenly sneezed, apparently for no reason.

===4:02 PM, Konoha Main Street===

After stepping out onto the street Sakura looked up and saw Naruto blur across the rooftops across the street. "Why's he running up there... no one seems to be chasing him." Sakura said to herself then smiled. "There is now, might as well find out where he lives." Sakura said then ran across the street and crashed into someone, tumbling into the alley.

===4:47 PM, Kurenai Yuuhi's Apartment, Bedroom===

Kurenai finished her healing jutsu. "I'm only going to ask once, and I want the truth, not your usual excuses Anko Mitarashi... I don't mind doing this for you, but I want to know why you got in fight so early, and with who? I've been doing this for 3 years now, and I've never seen you hurt this bad, especially not there, so talk or this is the last time I heal you... you can go to the Hospital like everyone else." Kurenai said firmly.

Anko sighed as she sat up and grabbed her skirt. "Give me a minute to get dressed and I'll tell you everything."

A minute later Kurenai looked toward her bedroom from the couch as Anko walked out, then joined her on the couch, but her usual additude was gone, if she didn't know better she'd swear Anko looked almost... submssive.

"This has to stay between us, I'd be humiliated if this got out. Normally I don't care what people think, but this is different. I was in a fight, but not in a bar, you know my favorite place don't open until sundown anyway. I was heading home, I'd just finished a 2 hour soak in the Hot Springs... I got back from a mission this morning and decide to treat myself... believe it or not I was in such a good mood I let my guard down. I was passing an alley when someone crashed into me. We both went flying in, it was the alley off Fifth, you know how dark it is, even in the afternon. Anyway there was just enough light to make out the other person, I gave'em the usual threat, asked'em if they knew who I was... I'm pretty sure it was a shinobi because I caught a glimpse of a hitai-ite and I think pink hair, probably red though. Anyway, they were either short or on their knees because while I had a handful or hair I was pulling my kunai with my right, looked a girl so I called her a stupid, flat-chested little bitch and... I heard what sounded like he got away because of you, then she punched me right in the cunt, up under my skirt. I was totally off my game because most people know my voice and are too scared to fight back, my guard was totally down. I've fought Jonin, and I'm telling you Kurenai... I've never been hit so hard in my life, especially not in the pussy, most people aren't good enough to even hit me. Kami is this embarrassing, she dropped me like dirty clothes, I curled up on the street holding myself and passed out." Anko said and looked down in shame. "The worst part... I enjoyed it and... I think... I think I'm in love and don't know who she is."

Kurenai's eyes were big as saucers, she knew exactly who it was, and the girl did have pink hair.

"Any other high level kunoichi would be pissed off she got hit in the cunt, especially me... I'm the queen bitch of revenge... and what do I do to the first woman to seriously bust my cunt... I fall in love with her and go all subbie." Anko said and fell onto Kurenai's lap. "Am I as pathetic as I sound?"

"No." Kurenai said and began slowly stroking Anko's head. "Why don't you spend the week here with me and I'll help you sort this out, then if you still feel this way we'll go find her. No one will know, you usually disappear for a week after missions like that anyway."

"Thanks Kurenai." Anko said.

===Earlier That Day, Kakashi's House===

He just got home from Training Ground 1 and put away put his suitcase. "It was just the talk, what could happen." Kakashi said.

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End Chapter 1