Pure Gold!

Man, some of these stories hurt. Anyways, if you do end up writing anymore for this, I have a few ideas. First one is something to do with dragons. What you do, I don’t care, I just like dragons. Second would be one where naruto doesn’t want to be a ninja at all, taking up some type of other craft. Third would be the third allowing Danzo to train naruto with strict rules and preventing him from being root, thus turning him into a big target and drawing attention from other ninja.
These are just some thought, and I would love to see a starter story based off these. Also, any clue about stories based of any ideas you proposed in this set of starters?

Boring and weak

YOU ARE SO FUNNY AND SO GOOD! I CANT BELIEVE YOU WENT THERE AND I COULDN’T STOP LAUGHING.

I would prefer full stories, You say these are ideas to continue but the way you write I am glad you made full stories on their own with moderate conclusions even if you did skip ahead in time. well done.

Woah long live the dead man. The best were Naruto oneshot I've read.

Just read number 20 and I have an idea. Reverse exploding tag imploding body. Fun and gory!

I no longer have lungs after chapter five, I coughed them up because I laughed to hard. I get another 21 of these? Fuck yes you've made my whole fucking month.

This first one amused me, the second had me laughing so hard I had tears in my eyes at the end, this third one is going to kill me.

Interesting as always... what the hell do you do?

Were I to write this, I'd have Hana trying to hang out with Naruto and, slowly, getting through. Maybe roping in Kiba to be his friend (not sure if that'd work). And while Naruto opens up slightly, he still plays the games, determined to be the best in the academy class (which the arrival of Sasuke does NOT help with).

Hana eventually is noticed by the Hokage and brought in to speak with him about Naruto. She doesn't reveal his secret... but does reveal his state of mind, that he thinks that dying repeatedly is preferable to the villagers' hatred. She talks about how the people treat him, and how she's trying to get him to make friends, and the moment that some dumbass council member decides to pile on the shit, he's going to snap and damn anyone who gets in his way.

...I may have to write this. Great concept!

I am impressed once again; great combination of canon lore and new tricks!

Damn, some serious creativity and research with this one; very cool!

The more I read these the more impressed I am; you are GOOD at this.

...please forgive my profanity...

But JOHN-FUCKING-CENA on a BICYCLE that was DAMN cool!

Seriously, I've never been into WWE at _all_ and now I'm thinking of getting read up because of this! EXCELLENT storytelling, and thrilling choreography!

10/10 would piss myself in excitement/terror again!

Holy crap... I have never grinned so wide at a Naruto story.

Bringing a Kami-damned SIEGE WEAPON to a ninja fight. Using cement to freeze Gaara's sand. Placing seals during his previous matches.

Number one unpre-feckin'-dictable ninja, and don't you forget it!