Alfred, an otaku, wins a bet and drags his best friend - a reluctant Arthur - to a 3-day convention. They encounter, of course, anime, cosplay, Pocky and fangirls! Little do they know that it will change their relationship status of 'just friends'...

Peter is just there for an interview but he isn't very good at hiding his excitement or his nerves. Little does he know that's not the only secret he isn't very good at hiding.

America accidentally sent himself back in time to the days of pirates and sword fights. Desperate to get back to the present but stuck on an unruly pirate ship, America is held hostage by an infamous pirate: Captain Arthur Kirkland. It won't take long for America to realize who's in charge on this ship... (UKUS; Cover photo by Git-Arts! NOW ONLY UPDATED ON AO3.)

The Shroud, as it turns out, was capable of much more than either of the Frye twins were prepared for - and Starrick proves as much upon Jacob the moment he has him in his grasp. Kidnapped and turned into a young boy, Jacob has to find a way to free himself from Starrick's clutches and turn back into an adult before the man succeeds in "conditioning" him to be the perfect Templar.

Two immortal brothers, who had wandered the North American continent for many years while hiding their identity, decided to settle temporarily in a town. They never knew what they were until strange people began to arrive in town for some secret meeting. Modern AU: If America and Canada weren't found by the European nations. Cover art by りり

AU. Vader's one regret is having to watch the only man who truly cared about him be destroyed; he would do anything to have Obi-Wan again. With the aid of the force, this chance is given, but with a twist. Now Vader is bent on getting Obi-Wan back. And this time he will keep him. Forever. Redemption fics, all around!

When the young Prince of Spades accidentally drops an apple on a farm boy's head, the action sets off a rippling effect that eventually grow beyond the boundaries of friendship. Cardverse!USUK

Lance had always been, well, different. He knew he was adopted when he was like, four? It didn't matter, his family was his family, blood or not. But he's always felt that something just wasn't right, wasn't the same. And then he got thrown into space. And then things started becoming familiar.

Neither America or Canada know exactly how or why they got here, but here they are. They'd LIKE to get home...but they don't know how, quite yet. Until they have more information, they'll just have to help their newfound companions survive this war-torn world. Rated T because I said so. NO ROMANCE!

You can learn a lot about a person by helping them bathe; OR, when Pike gets exposed to acidic ooze, Block (& Keith) make a few sad discoveries about their party's rogue. A "Monsters & Mana" story.

(SEQUEL) Something is wrong with Lance. He claimed nothing happened when he was captured by bounty hunters, but he's not acting the same; he's skittish and quiet and avoiding them. He's trying, they can tell, but it's like he's going through the motions of what is expected of him. They're worried. And scared. And now they're determined to find out what's wrong so they can fix it.

Desmond Miles, called in by a Dr. Ragland to expose the treatment of patients of the Asylum run by Abstergo and is met by blood and death. Along the way he accidental frees the worst possible man. Alex Mercer has agreed to help Desmond and keep him alive under the conditions of finding his little sister and getting pay back on the scientists that experimented on him.

After a case of wrong place, wrong time, Lance falls into Sendak's hands. Sendak, who is somehow still alive and more than happy take this opportunity of revenge for all it is worth against the boy who instigated his downfall. / "Tell me, boy," Sendak dragged Lance up by his hair, twisting it cruelly, "do you have any idea of my suffering?" Lance gasped. "Starting to." Whump/Langst

Series of One-shots/short stories that will revolve around one and/or both of the North American twins. Will also include other countries and Mexico will probably feature in quite a few as well. So sit back, relax, and learn why England and France went crazy(er) raising them, why they must wear name tags at meetings, why they're not allowed on group projects together, and more!

Lance falls victim to a dark spirit that wants to steal his soul. The Paladins must go into Lance's soul to save him, uncovering truths about them all in the process. Time is of the essence before Lance is lost forever. Good thing they have such helpful soul guides. / "I think he's saying "hola,'" Hunk grinned. "You know, "hi" in Spanish. Hola, baby Lance," he greeted. "¡Ohwah!"

SuperheroAU USUK. In a city guarded by vigilantes, bright eyed Columbia aka Alfred Jones, aspires for elusive recognition from the infamous Britannia Angel. But as mysterious forces and a malevolent darkness close in, threatening to take away all he loves, Alfred must move quickly to unravel it's sinister plot, and discover what it has to do with his newest friend, Arthur Kirkland.

A little (huge) technical error inflicted by no more than the disastrous duo, Lance and Keith, caused the Red Lion to fall into a quintessence hole. To bring it back, the paladins have to travel to a parallel universe, where everything is pretty much the same as in theirs...but not really.

A Hetalia Steampunk Au Summary: In Steampunk 1800s the pirate captains Arthur Kirkland and Antonio Fernández Carriedo are racing each other to find the last of the immortal Talisman simply known as the Timeless. During the hunt Arthur gets a new cabin boy who he hadn't seen in years. And Antonio has to run from authorities because of a certain kidnapping that took place years ago.

Betrayed and exiled, one of the Fae finds himself in the care of a rather peculiar human and his brother. America/England, past France/England

Lance breaks down after a mission, not knowing that his comm was on. The rest of the team overhears.

England adores his children. It's a fact. It's his greatest weapon, and his greatest flaw.

Being a prison doctor isn't exactly considered a dream job, and yet, someone has to do it. Arthur thinks he's seen it all until an eighteen-year-old with a goofy smile and strange past winds up in his hands. Now, he must do something he hasn't done in a long time—care.

Time Travel AU. Anakin has woken up in the past. Time to say hello to past friends, right? Only problem, Anakin is a walking talking human disaster and makes a lot of stupid decisions. Stealing a Jedi baby from the temple certainly isn't the smartest thing he's done.

America is heartbroken during the Civil War. His States divided against each other? There couldn't possibly be something worse than that. Though, to sort it all out, he might need to take a small step into his past first. /USUK

Arthur's voyage and stay in the New World. He comes across a very interesting man and is pulled into a whole different way of life; Includes Native!America and Native!Alfred and Matthew! USUK

AU. Al and Matt are kidnapped and taken to The Aviary. The Doctor tells them that they are Magi—those who can wield magick—but only if they can "bond" with a Magnus. Arthur and Francis are Magnus—those who control Magi—and this is their last chance. If they can't "bond" with these young, defiant boys then they're likely to be killed. Of course, the "bonding" could kill them too...

After an explosion in a mine they were visiting causes a radiation leak, Coran recovers from unconsciousness to find that he and Lance are trapped and alone, far away from the rest of the team. Coran himself is relatively unscathed, but Lance... Lance is changed. Lance is small.

Original prompt: What if a nation was never found by another nation as a kid? The United States of America has always been an outlier to the rest of the world - the only nation known to exist without a living personification. But as the world's personifications come under the threat of a deadly attack, everything is about to change. Kinkmeme de-anon.

Omegaverse - When Pidge admits to the team that she's a female alpha and not a male one, the team realizes Lance is also hiding something. He's not an alpha, he's an omega. They want to give him the time to tell them on his own, but they also want to know why he hid it. And then there's two alphas on the team who'd love to include the omega in their relationship. Shiro/Keith/Lance

Following the events of 'Crystal Venom', Lance learns the hard way just how bad his trauma of small spaces is. Luckily, he has people who love him and accept him just the way he is. (claustrophobia & panic attck, but don't worry, the ending is happy and cheesy :3)

The paladins make a diplomatic visit to a planet with sexual dimorphism roughly opposite that of Earth. Women are larger and more powerful, while men are leaner and smaller. Lance attracts more than his fair share of attention.

When Arthur checked on his latest upload to YouTube, he didn't expect the comments section to be flooded by a different fanbase. "Who is Alfred and why is everyone commenting about him?" YouTube AU

For the longest time, America has always desperately wanted to tell England something, but has never found the courage within him to do so. Perhaps reminiscing on the past may help put the words back into his mouth, and this may be the only chance to do so. Rated T because i'm paranoid. ONESHOT

When America catches Italy plundering Britain's house, they both end up in a situation...as cats. Now the two must find equal ground if they want to get back to normal. Not only that, but with their absence, the other nations (particularly Germany and Britain), start to suspect each other. How far will these warlike tensions rise? Cat!America and Cat!Italy

When Britain tries to punish America rudeness, he accidentally turns him back into a child. With no memory of Britain leaving him or the Revolutionary War, America and Britain rekindle their relationship as brothers. All seems well for the two, but the other countries start to worry about this unnatural relationship and whether it is right. Chibi!America/Child!America.

Alfred Jones is just your everyday twenty first century hero - or so he thinks. On a school trip he enters an off-limits church and accidentally ends up in Cards! What will he do there, when the rules have been changed and Spades is heading for war? And how is he supposed to handle these unfamiliar new senses? / THIS STORY IS BEING REWRITTEN. THE NEW VERSION IS CALLED PAPER COURT.

Lance makes handmade presents for the team. Too bad nobody realizes that it's him

The paladins are heading back to the Castle of Lions after another successful mission when Shiro suddenly realizes that something is wrong. Lance isn't responding on the comms.

November 9, 2016 Americans have made the worst choice in all of America's history. Alfred now how to choose between being his own country or committing treason to protect his people.

Arthur Kirkland, believing that enlisting would bring purpose to his life, found himself overseas fighting against rebellions in the colonies. But when an injury leaves him separated from his comrades, he finds himself in the care of two colonial boys, who show him that a purpose can arise in ways one least expects. American Revolution Human AU. Disclaimer: I do not own Hetalia.

Arthur is your average post-university student in London, and to his displeasure, he is somehow cajoled into chaperoning several giggling tween girls to an Alfred Jones concert. Alfred Jones is a pop superstar hailing from America, who Arthur finds to be quite repulsive, and does most certainly not find attractive. Not one bit. USUK, with sprinkles of other parings

At the World Meeting all is as it should be ... Until Sealand shows up with a strange item. Darn that Sealand. Rated T for Hetalia cast; generally set in Avatar world.

USUK. Halloween fic. In his bid to escape the brutal Halloween tradition of The Waning, vampire Arthur Kirkland sews himself a cadaver groom intended to be his ticket out of the Land of the Banished. Unfortunately for him, Alfred has a mind - and objectives - of his own. Loosely based on the 2010 Halloween designs.

As the next President of the United States is elected and announced German gives America some words of advice.

America feels a lot of things, but the most prevalent feeling is fear. - in which today, an entire nation waits with dread. drabble.

After accidently bumping into someone Alfred loses his glasses and they break. What can Alfred do when every step he walks he hits on someone? Maybe someone could lend him a hand...

Usually after you die, you don't get a tail, you don't wake up in God knows when France, and you don't run into your ancestors who aren't even supposed to be alive in this time period. This is basically me sending assassins into France and weirding out the newly made siren by throwing men at him. Yes. This is that.

Arthur Kirkland knew he was a little bit odd for an omega. He knew he was supposed to submit and please Alphas. But he grew up in a place that spoiled him rotten enough to darken his soul-enough to make him think he owns the whole wide world. Especially the cold little Alpha with cold blue eyes. Yes, he owns Alfred F. Jones too. AU (Being Edited bit by bit)

Desmond was send back in time by no other than Minerva herself. He now has to cope with an grumpy and annoyed ancestor, but he also has to save said ancestor from being killed. And what does it have to do with the recent events, concerning the destruction of the world? (Assassin's Creed is owned by Ubisoft) [Part 1 of the "We are Assassins" series]

AC Cinderella fusion - Ever since the age of six Jacob has been the servant of the Templars...but will a surprise meeting and a ball in Assassin territory change all that?

Agent Kirkland and Agent Bonnefoy are just trying to do their jobs, so what happens when they're assigned to work on a case with a pair of twin boys? It's an adventure they won't soon forget.

At this point, Desmond knew he shouldn't be surprised anymore. Sure, not waking up at the Great Bar of the Afterlife was a bummer, but then again, he should be used to the Ones Who Came Before throwing him a curveball. He just…didn't think that included him to wake up 20 years in the past. (Well, he was here anyways. Might as well make the best of it.)

AU Cardsverse- Alfred is a normal Hearts citizen, but there's something strange about him. Something off. Could it be that he does not belong in the Hearts Kingdom? But that's impossible...right? Updated slowly and randomly; NO ROMANCE.

They've always had a combative relationship, but Keith isn't sure how to respond when Lance's insults gain a certain wickedness that toes the line of cruel.

Alfred is one of thirty thousand children without a home until he lands himself on an orphan train. Now he's in the hands of an irate Englishman and a town full of misfits just like him. 1920s AU.

"Should I be closing my eyes? I feel like this is something I should be closing my eyes to." Pidge says.

Keith can hear your thoughts, you idiot, Lance reminds himself. Stop thinking! Stop thinking about how freaking attractive that jerk is! He's not! He has a stupid mullet, that's probably really soft and silky and I want to run my fingers through it. And he's always pouting but his rare smiles light up his face and make his blue eyes shine like—Holy quiznak, what is wrong with me!

America is a strong and thriving country, but Alfred lives his life invisible to the other nations. He grows up alone and apart from them, and after several centuries he's able to observe them in secret and safety. Despite warnings from his government, however, his curiosity drives him to get close enough to attract their attention, whether he wants it or not.

Arthur and Francis are just two marine biologists trying to make a living, but everything changes when they meet Alfred, a young merman of seventeen. He may be the key to uncovering the mysteries of the ocean. How far will they go for the sake of science?

For the prompt: padawan!obi and knight!anakin

Arthur was so used to foes attacking him as a nation; he forgot his vulnerabilities as a man. A longtime enemy settles the score; Alfred gets caught in the crossfire. Rated T. NO PAIRINGS. Father Son Fic.

Alfred F. Jones and Matthew Williams are regular teens, but past lives and eternal lovers will forever begin to change their lives. VampireAU Mpreg/Pregnancy ukXus, prucan, and more . . .

Fantasy AU. Born and abandoned on Daemons' Day, Alfred is taken and raised by the gods, and it is prophesied that he will bring the victory to them in their age long war against the Daemons of the mortal realm. However, though Alfred meets and befriends a Daemon named Arthur, Fate marches on, and the Daemon war is ending. USUK, Finished on 22 Feb 2016!

After six years of harboring unrequited feelings for his traveling companion Alfred, Arthur decides to conduct a little experiment. With the help of his new Spritzee, Arthur attacks Alfred with an attract attack to make him all in love with him. The only things left to wonder are if it worked, and if it did, was it wrong to do it? Poketalia, USUK

Alfred, a newly-turned werewolf, is on the run from his past and finds his way to the small, isolated town of Hetalia in the Rocky Mountains. A place he soon learns is a refuge for the supernatural. The mayor, Arthur, is the Alpha of the dominant werewolf pack and is determined to make the "packless" Alfred join them.

Steve couldn't shake the feeling he had seen this loud, wheat blonde man before. And that there was an important reason why he should remember him.

All Alfred wants is one of his Papa's cookies and he'll stop at nothing to get it. Face Family One-Shot. Some FrUk.

AU. The Caribbean 1735. Captain Arthur Kirkland of the Royal Navy captured a French pirate and then rescued two orphaned boys—quite by accident. It was supposed to be simple: take them back to England. It was supposed to be fast: just six weeks together on a ship. It was NOT supposed to make him re-evaluate his whole life. FACE Family ;)

Alfred a newbie animagus, had gotten himself hurt in the forbidden forest. What happens when a certain infamous Slytherin stumbles across him? Maybe that Slytherin isn't so bad at all. (Pottertalia Au)

This was why you shouldn't take directions from a GPS named Hitler. Or pick up hitchhikers. Or get involved in covert government anti-terrorist operations. USUK AU

It was supposed to be the family getaway of a lifetime, until tragedy struck. Now, they will do everything in their power to be reunited again, even if that means risking their lives.

It's halloween time and Romania's decided to host a halloween party, but his intention's are more than a good time. He invites all the countries to a party at his castle that he twists into a dark game for his enjoyment. Co-written by me and my good friend Jay, it's a halloween you won't forget. More chapters coming soon!

Haytham Kenway was to be the greatest Templar of the modern age, according to Reginald Birch, but when a mysterious Assassin intervenes the night of his acquisition, no one could've predicted the turn his life would take. Knowing the truth about the war before he joins it, can he choose the kind of man he will be, or will the Templar way break his will? Every man has a creed...

Introduction story of Fabio Melozzi, a young and reckless Borgia guard. By disguising himself as one of the assassins, he actually manages to infiltrate the brotherhood. But of course, when a plan looks like it's going to work out, something is about happen to make things harder. When in Rome, do as the romans do.

Alfred always had a creepy feeling about his new neighbor Mr. Kirkland ever since the odd man moved in across the street. But Alfred never actually had the chance to meet him until one night his mom invites him over to welcome him to the neighborhood. Somehow he & the Englishmen are left alone together & Alfred sees first hand just how creepy the man really is. Continued! UKUS AU

Alfred is complaining about his parents and his roommate Arthur decides to comfort him in a rather...unconventional way. UKUS, BDSM, daddy kink.

Spain, England, Germany and the Nordics are reversed back to their younger, different selves by a spell gone wrong. America, Italy and Canada are very worried for their wellbeing's while Romano just wants to make sure he gets away from this ordeal with his pride intact. Pirate!Spain, Pirate!England, HRE!Germany and Viking!Nordics. Fluffy family stuff ahead! Maybe OOC? OneShot only

The Templars won the war. Of course, it was expected. Altair dies by Robert de Sable. Ezio dies from a stab wound inflicted by Rodrigo. Connor was killed by his father while looking for Church. Yet they managed to continue the bloodline. Minerva sends the Assassins into each time period to help the resident assassin complete his destiny. Disclaimer: I don't own AC.

'Curiosity killed the cat, but in Altair's case, curiosity was an exception.' Evangeline - Al Mualim's daughter - rebelliously flees from Masyaf into Jerusalem, to live a life without rules and restrictions. Will she escape Altair before he forces her to return to her father? And what will happen on their return? How will life plan out for them?

Oneshot, Desmond meets his ancestors in what is probably the afterlife. Apparently, being dead is a lot like camping.

UKUSUK. Why learn to be a monster when you can grow to be a god? In five parts.

After the successful assassination of Majd Addin Malik is stuck with Altaïr until further notice. Struggling to accept the changes he sees in his former friend, Malik sends Altaïr out on a simple errant. Of course nothing is ever simple when one is the eagle of Masyaf.

After America mysteriously splits into multiple personalities, England finds himself dealing with a sexy cowboy, a self-proclaimed hero, a cute child, a rebellious teenager, and his own complicated relationship with his former colony. USUK.

In which Desmond's slow descent into insanity is only relative and directly related to how lost he can get in both his own head and worlds and times he can't even begin to comprehend. Warnings inside. I don't own anything but the plot. I'm just borrowing UbSoft's things.

Werewolves and vampires have been in battle for centuries, but all is fair in love and war. UKUS. Kink meme de-anon.

Professor Kirkland hates Alfred F. Jones for reasons only time can explain. Written for USUK Sweethearts Week. Pottertalia!USUK.

Arthur is stuck interviewing a relentlessly cheerful American weatherman at the annual Groundhog Day event in Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania. Somehow it feels like his miserable day will never end... but maybe spending more time with the cute American will make Arthur less miserable. USUK. Based on the movie.

Breton birthed and Dragonborn destined; Arthur is a man of great power and forever lusting for more. It is a fine line between being the hero of legends or the nightmare of a nation, and Arthur chooses his side based on the rewards to be gained. This is a collection of tales from the combined universes of Hetalia and Skyrim, all of which are USUK/UKUS in origin. Discretion advised.

The thing that sucks being a time traveler is meeting your ancestors. It's another problem when they think you're irresistible. And you're in a FUBAR situation when they won't let you return to your time. Desmond realizes firsthand why both Altair and Ezio won't let anything get away from them... especially if he's the only one to save the world from Abstergo. (SLASH)

The North America twins were visiting England one day when he got into an explosive argument with his brother. The results are somewhat... adorable. ACE family! Now with France! New cover image was a gift from Xstubbornglaceon on DA!

The world has been saved by Desmond Miles, however the savior, the assassin, the man- still lives. With the aid of his father and fellow assassins, both current and ancestors past, he will recover from the damage dealt to him in the past months. Like the assassins before him, he will rebuild the Brotherhood and lead them to triumph and defeat Juno and her plan to enslave humanity.

Hetalia/Sherlock X-over. No implied pairings. John and Sherlock find a blond American teenager who can't remember everything but there seems to be something strange about him. Previously named "We Are But Bound".

[A sequel to the one-shot 'Cherrystones', which you should read first]. When a chance conversation alerts Oliver Brownlow to the fact that his old companion, Jack Dawkins, may be headed for trouble, he sets out to warn him, but instead becomes responsible for an escapade which will finally convince him where his deepest feelings lie. Dodger x Oliver; contains m/m erotica.

Next time, Alfred vowed, he would at least ask for their name. Next time, Alfred swore, he wouldn't bed his boss.

AU. Eventual UKxUS. Unpopular, overweight, nerdy, and bullied, high school junior Alfred F. Jones is slowly reaching the end of his rope. Arthur Kirkland, a senior, has nearly everything his heart desires...except a love life. When the spark is lit, Arthur is determined to make Alfred his. After all, he always gets what he wants. COMPLETE.

After receiving their friend's game in great excitement, two siblings play only to come across a glitch, sucking them in. Literally. Now, the two must survive on their own adventures, the references from the game being of little to no help. As the line between their reality and the game begin to blur, will the two ever get back home? Will they ever want or remember to?

An AU where the world is overrun by kishin eggs, but the ratio of Weapons to Meisters is grossly disproportionate. To survive, the overabundant Meisters will do anything to find a Weapon partner. Anything. No Soul Eater characters. Doesn't take place in the DWMA. platonic!FACE-centric. Jeanne of ArcXFrance is only pairing.

Neverland has gone insane, with yaoi club that consists of mermaids, a perverted naked man who is called the Crocodile, and the Pirates lust after the Lost Boys, it just gets stranger and stranger as you read through the hilariously funny chapters going from kissing America to how crazy the Lost Boys are when they are drunk. Don't forget the dresses! ABANDONED. UP 4 GRABS. PM ME.

Many years after Master Qui-Gon's death, Obi-Wan Kenobi receives a "gift" from an old and long dead enemy that was originally intended for his master.

Ever since America can remember, England has seen... things. Things that nobody else can see, which traditionally would make him crazy. But what happens when America catches a glimpse of one of these things, and finds out that England might not be so crazy after all? Rated T for mentions of drug use. Because Canada.

Alfred had never wanted to face Arthur again after the man had cheated on him. Prison hadn't been on his to-do list either, but somehow he had managed both. (From the Kink Meme, UKUS) {Discontinued}

Werecats and Mermaids and Minotaurs. Oh my! It doesn't matter what's out there; Matthew is going to protect his little brother –even if they're different species. MythologicalCreatures!AU. "Human" names used. platonic!FACE family-centric. No yaoi. Contains OC UK bros. Brotherly fluff with a dash of angst. Looking forward to it.

Prince Arthur has finally been granted a male Omega by his brother, the king. Alfred is soon to learn the treacherous ways of royalty and that adulthood in this world is not at all kind. UKUS, Omegaverse, age-gap, and Mpreg.

Alfred F. Jones, a captain in the US Navy, has just captured the most feared pirate in the 7 seas, Arthur Kirkland. But the pirate seems to think that it's the other way around. UKUS

Dr. Arthur Kirkland normally took pride in his secluded lifestyle. After all, friendships and family ties were mere burdens that could only be expected to drag down his work ethic. So what happens when two stray boys wander into his hospital? Well, it's certainly an uncommon adventure that he's in for, and perhaps his patients aren't the only ones who require fixing.

On September 11th, Alfred Jones was just one of many who were called upon to be a hero. When he selflessly entered the burning building that day, he never imagined HE would be the one being saved; especially by Arthur Kirkland, an ordinary office worker who was stuck on the 76th floor of the World Trade Center…USUK

A fluffy first-meeting between Pirate!England and Chibi!America, with a little Chibi!Canada thrown in as well. Platonic UkUs if you want to call it that. Now with a sequel that gives Canada a bit more attention!

Arthur Kirkland felt eyes on him but that was normal. As captain and seeker for the Ravenclaw Quidditch team, it was normal for people to gaze at him. Apparently dubbed the fifth sexiest male in sixth year, Arthur should be used to it but this gaze was different. He couldn't tell if it was malevolent or benevolent, just different. UkUs Pottertalia

"How many times do I have to explain this to you? My name is Alfred. F. Jones, not America. I am not a country for it is impossible to be a country!" America has been missing for ten years, and he is finally found by the G8 in 2022. It turns out that he has lost his memory and has been living as a human all this time. Can the G8 help him remember who he really is?

Alfred, among others, are taken captive by a group of pirates after a raid on their small town. But not just any old pirates kidnapped them. Oh no. They were kidnapped by none other than Arthur Kirkland and his deadly crew. Alfred would be afraid but he's pissed more than anything. He knew Arthur before he was even a pirate. UKUS, Spamano, and more. Rated M for later chapters.

Alfred F. Jones always thought he was just a regular teenager with a horrible home-life. After one night though, he isn't so sure. Who knew being the mate of the vampire King could lead to such chaos? Vampire!EnglandXHuman!Alfred. Rated M for a reason. Now revised.

An alternate ending to Episode III. In a universe where Obi-wan helped Anakin and Padme escape the council's preying eyes, sending them to a happy existence on Naboo, the prophecy is still fulfilled. And Obi-wan's destiny, too, is unchanged. The only difference is that this time, he has a chance to say goodbye.

Alfred Jones is an up-and-coming actor who has hearts swooning at every turn. Arthur Kirkland, a prodigy in his field, is assigned to be Alfred's new makeup artist. Many have faltered in his position before, but the Brit is determined to succeed where others have failed. But not all is as it seems, and falling in love was not written in Arthur's contract. (D/s dynamics). Abandoned.

Human AU Alfred Jones is an Omega forced to mate to save his brother but will it be too late or will the society around him finally clip his wings or will he be able to fly away? (Omegaverse UKUS, CanadaXLiechtenstein, RussiaxCanada rated for swearing, Mpreg, abuse, Yaoi)

Arthur is an Alpha, Alfred is an Omega. They are best friends since ever, if those damn heat cycles wouldn't come in the way. Omegaverse; UKUS; Rated M; mpreg

Arthur Kirkland is obsessively and possessively in love with the oblivious and naive, Alfred F. Jones. He just can't stand to see anyone touch what is his, and his alone. He would never let anyone hurt his precious American. Yandere!Arthur, UKxUS/RusAme

"It's not always black and white, Jones, but your heart always knows what's right." Professor Alfred F. Jones hoped to never see his old travel buddy again, but fate just up and decided up and to smack him in the face that day. Poketalia

Omegaverse, Wilderness AU - Alfred and Matthew are two omegas on the run. Cast out of their home and driven into hiding, they are discovered by Arthur and Francis, two alphas who will fight to give the brothers a place to belong. UKUS Franada.

Here in the walled-off pleasure district of Edo, the last thing Commander Arthur Kirkland of the Royal Navy had expected to find was a golden-haired American in Japanese robes, an elite entertainer with a strange and supernatural clientele. Even more surprising is the powerful connection Arthur feels to this man whom he doesn't even know.

H High School holds a dark secret. The new student Alfred F. Jones discovers that beneath the "victim" exterior of the student president, Arthur, is a cruel force hell-bent on vengeance. One that desires to make Alfred its companion no matter the cost. For within Alfred is a soul that shines brighter and bigger than all others... UKUS Warning: Dark Arthur

"So you can't get off. Do you want me to help?" As casually as if he were offering help with a heavy object. The question itself didn't seem to help much, earning a mortified noise from the boy. / Written in an Alternate Universe in which the British Empire did not fall ; England (British Empire) x America (British Territory, Adult)

When Anakin does not find Ventress and Ahsoka is found guilty and sentenced to death, Obi-Wan interferes and breaks her out, unable to stand by and let such a travesty of justice take place. The Council complicates matters by jumping to conclusions, and while Obi-Wan and Ahsoka attempt to find out the truth of what happened, Barriss is planning to set off another bomb...

America tampers with England's magic and turns himself into half a cat. The spell isn't reversible and England ends up taking care of America until the magic wears off. Platonic relationship. Kink meme deanon.

After her brother is turned into a beast, Tilly becomes heir to the throne, being forced into an unwanted marriage. Alfred now must find a way to turn human once more, but not before he falls in love with a certain magician. USUK RUSCAN Fem!Canada. AU /Cover by Akirayngwolf

Arthur had a voice, a good one, but it's been stolen from him and he's prepared to do everything he can to get it back. Even traversing across the world with a bunch of lunatics who have a leader who just might be his hero after all. USUK, minor others. Cover Art by NoximillianRaven.

Alfred F. Jones is a simple teenager at Hetalia World Academy. America is a simple nation trying to fix all the problems of the world. One day, they...switch? What happens when a nation has to live through high school and a teenage boy, all of the countries of the world? USUK Universe Crossover fic.

Alfred thought he was going crazy when he could hear voices of the unseen around him. Soon after hearing them, they take him to the library & lead him to an old pirates book. Curious he open's the book & is thrust back in time to the age where the pirates ruled the seas. The only way home is to find the book but seems impossible when a pirate holds Alfred as his new belonging. UKUS

America messed up again and got eaten by England's spell book, traveling back in time where he met Pirate England. It was now up to Japan and Romania to bring him back to the present when they found out that England was missing. Meanwhile, America's having a hard time with Pirate England. Look on the bright side, at least it would be exciting. Pic by: A. Old Pixiv ID:4844068.

UkUs, with hints of Asakiku. Rated M for later chapters, and words. As well as 2p!Uk1p!Us. major plot twists

Intentions are not what they seem as cop Alfred Jones chases known a well known thief named Arthur Kirkland. This criminal is not like the others and Alfred can't ignore the feelings inside. UkUs, bondage, criminal x cop

Future AU. England and America have been wandering around Venus, making observations for their terraforming project. When America calls for a break, England knows just how to spend the time with his lover. UkUs, PWP. Rated M for a reason.

Captain Arthur Kirkland wishes only to reach the New World and to see his America again. But a strange man appears through the use of magic who not only causes Arthur's typical life to change, but to change his view of the future in the process. UKUSUK

-Extended Hiatus/Discontinued-

Alfred and Matthew's Dad eats people, but hey, at least he attends most PTA meetings. 2P!Spider!Arthur.

Omegas have no one once society and their mates abandoned them. That's why Alfred wants to help and be their therapist. Only, he ends up falling in love with one of his patients. (Warnings: Omegaverse, Alpha!Alfred/Omega!Arthur, Cat AU (not nekotalia).)

.:Collab:. Alfred F. Jones/America - Male - White - 5'9" - Appears 19. Suffers from split-personality disorder. Sometimes wakes up with claw marks lining his arms and torso. Note: Is something trying to get OUT of him? Will have to investigate.

In which Arthur is a rebellious princess, Alfred is a clueless knight, Francis is a dashing prince, and Kiku is the dragon that has to put up with all of them. USUK. Loosely based on 'Dealing with Dragons.'

America finds England to be just a bit...boring. When he finds a pocket watch that takes him back in time, however, a glimpse of the man England once was may change that. Pirate!EnglandxAmerica, Rated M for future chapters.

Sometimes there is more to a beast than meets the eye. Alfred is torn between doing what's right by the world and what's right for himself. AU; Snake!Arthur x Human!Alfred UKUS

Set during Episode III. The Sith are powerful vampires and the Jedi Order has lost the secret of slaying them. Anakin becomes one to save Padme's life. What will the Jedi do? Anakin-Padme

When England and France laid claim to the New World and took on mentorship of the North American twins, they knew life was going to be more...challenging. They didn't, however, count on wild America and unpredictable Canada changing fate and laying their own claims to their mentors' hearts. After all, the only thing harder than raising countries is eventually letting them go.

MIB AU- Agent A has had a crush on Arthur, the cute air traffic controller, for three years now, and he's pretty sure he likes him back. The only problem? Every single time A and Arthur had ever worked together had been completely wiped from Arthur's memory. USUK with a touch of GerIta

Out on a date one day, America and England stumble across a museum exhibit featuring an old abandoned pirate ship. Naturally excited, America goes to see- yet he has no idea what happened aboard the ship many years ago, and why it causes England so much pain... (USUK)

There was very little that Arthur found interesting about spending his days digging in the dirt. In fact, there was only one real aspect of Archaeology that he could stand, and that was the man in charge of it. (Written for the usuk anthology on lj)

Anthology piece: Art by Julia S.E.G.,Beta ArthurKirkland (TY both.) England is spared strafing by an enemy plane because a crazy pilot takes a few unnecessary risks to keep him safe, and then vanishes with Canada before England can thank him or see him properly. America is still neutral, so it can't be America... can it? Besides, America would be making a lot more noise...

I fell in love with him, but he was not even from my time. I found him again, but then he left me. And here I am, waiting for something I fear I destroyed. But is 1000 years enough for us to find one another again and be 'lovers' ?

In a Star Wars universe where the vampire Darth Vader is suit less, independent Rebel agent Obi-Wan Kenobi has been captured by the Empire and taken to the Sith, both of whom develop plans for him. Plans that, if realised, may have devastating consequences on what is left of Obi-Wan's life...

America is, and always had been, absolutely terrified of thunderstorms and the dark, and has been careful about not letting anyone know. But what happens when a storm causes the power to out during a G8 meeting? No pairings, PLATONIC brotherly USUK. Immense heaps of fluff.

Revenge seeking vampire!America seeks to learn magic from powerful Warlock!England. How will the two different beings react to each others presence when one of them isn't even a human? AU USXUK fanfiction

Alfred F. Jones was a pilot. Not a fighter pilot, or a teenager who has been flying since he could walk, or anyone special. No, Alfred F. Jones flew commercial planes. It was a dull, repetitive job that was only made bearable by his wonderful crew and the places he got to see. Until someone new was added to the crew and everything changed. 3shot USUK

Unable to accept his position in life, Alfred spends his life trying to hide his genetics from a hierarchical society. He's doing so well until he is quite literally sniffed out by a police chief who makes him doubt hiding in the first place. UKUSUK; OmegaVerse; No mpreg ;u;

First published on Deviant Art. If you like, go check out WatcherAngel. The story is based on her artwork. Mostly written from England/Arthur's POV although Chapter 3 is written from America/Alfred's POV Vampire England x Werewolf America with a side of Werewolf Canada x Vampire France Rated M for a reason. YAOI Don't like. Don't read. SMUT DISCONTINUED ..but the sex is still good

This rated M or later Slash. Thank you to all your reviews that have helped me improve this story and inspire me... Desmond is hallucinating! Isn't he?

Alfred wakes up in a place that he doesn't recognize with someone who is half human, half his worst fear. Will he be able to survive the encounter? Spider!Arthur x Alfred. Inspired by Shieunni on Tumblr.

Two princes, Alfred and Arthur, become rivals on their quest to find a magical, wish-granting princess. Alfred is looking to his curse, and Arthur just wants his family's acceptance. But once the two princes are forced to start traveling together and get to know each other thanks to some help from their noble steeds suddenly their old wishes don't seem so important anymore.

Arthur Kirkland, the United Kingdom's finest archer, hoped to take home a medal from the 2012 London Olympics. He never expected he would take home a boyfriend as well. USUK. Olympics AU. Mutual one-sided fluff with a happy ending.

AU 1870 in the American Midwest. Alfred F. Jones the cowboy finds himself miserable and infuriated by his fellow cowhands when he stumbles upon a man who could turn it all around...or maybe get him killed. Historically accurate. USUK

Arthur Kirkland, lead singer of a popular European Alternative band, came to America to charm the nation into his bed. But instead he found himself caught in the web of a disgruntled McDonalds employee. USUKUS; 3shot; AU

Alfred F. Jones lived a hard life. Stuck at a miserable job with no home and no family, Alfred didn't even think twice about following the ghostly lights that beckoned him. Where they'll lead him, he doesn't know, and doesn't care. Alfred longs for something more than a lonely life, and maybe, just maybe, he'll find it in another world: the Faerie World. USUKUS.

Alfred Jones is the son a of a rich business man in Boston, but a horrible twist of fate leads him into the hands of one of Europe most infamous pirates, Captain Arthur Kirkland. It's hard to fight against someone you've fallen for, but pirates can't love

Obi-Wan is taken hostage by Xanatos. Qui-Gon has to get him back... but first he has to find him. And in the meantime, Xanatos has plans for the young Jedi in his custody, and plans for the galaxy...

[Complete] "You will be a Jedi, Anakin. I promise you. In all but name."

A meeting in the past may lead to something more but Commander Jones was not prepared for everything that is Captain Arthur Kirkland, feared Sky Pirate of Novum Mundi. Perhaps the Captain can help relax his dear Aflie? UkUs SkyPirate AU OneShot

RP between America's Nantucket and me. Arthur bites off a little more than he can chew when he winds up pet to Alfred, halfbreed devil 'extraordinaire.'

"One day you will meet the one you have been looking for. Wait for him. For he will appear to you in an instant but will be gone if you do not catch him." UKUS rated M for violence and possible derpiness ;P. First story so be nice please!

A series of short stories of Arthur's life now that he has moved to the planet system Hetalia with Alfred and his pack. Based after 'Tsuki no Waltz'. USUK, Prucan, and other pairings.

Peter Pan AU. Captain Kirkland is the bravest pirate on the seven seas, and there is no quest too risky when treasure is at stake. His mystical map leads him to Never Land, and to the greatest treasure of all: an unmannerly pixie-boy named Alfred. UKUS.

Alfred draws the short stick on England's magic...and finds himself in quite a bind...Lame summary is lame, warnings inside. UKUS, unbeta-ed!

Alfred and his friends were not normal, and now I was in on their secret. I didn't know whether I should be worried or not, especially since the words 'mates' and 'leaving' were becoming more common. USUKUS, PruCan, and other pairings. Alternate Universe.

AU. Arthur Kirkland is a reluctant rockstar with an exhibitionist stage persona. Alfred Jones is a fan who doesn't realise that he just met his idol. Under unlikely circumstances they become more than friends, but will Arthur's lies destroy it all?

Persecuted for loving a fellow male, Alfred is on the run. When offered a dangerous deal that would change his life and save the man he left behind, would Alfred willingly bow to the queen of the night? /incubus au/

Introduced at first to Arthur as his monthly sacrifice, Alfred was told that he was to be ruined. But what sort of relationship could blossom out of the depths of such a bloody contract?

A repository for Kinkmeme de-anons and also for a few story ideas that would otherwise never see the light of day. Mostly UKUS, with UK Eng Scot Wales /US, UKChina, and Finland/Sweden so far. Everything ranging from wingkink to dubcon to genfic!

America and England watch a scary movie. Upon America freaking out, England discovers a very interesting trait about Nantucket. What will he do with this new discovery? UKUS; Rated M for language and smexy times. :D

He hasn't heard from England in a while and America is worried. He goes to check up on his friend and meets someone he never expected to see: teenage England. Which is awesome and all, but can teen!Iggy really replace HIS England?

USUK AU Music fic. Arthur has known Alfred ever since he was little and had long since fallen in love with him. Unfortunately, Alfred has a girlfriend. Arthur knows that she isn't right for him, though. You Belong with Me by Taylor Swift

When England has had the last straw, he decides to put a curse on America to teach him a lesson. But he quickly discovers that his curse has only made things between them much more interesting. Rated T for some language and yaoi. :D

Tobias witnesses a fight that he can't believe. Who is this Alfred F. Jones? Why is he so strong? Tobias knows only one thing for sure; the Yeerks can never get anywhere near this guy...

The colonies aren't doing as well as England had hoped. Some troubling news sends the empire to see the state of America, only to come to a decision about him.

UKUS. The Turn-of-the-Century War rages and human-devouring creatures known as Nations feast on the humans who fight it. Too bad for Alfred Jones, consort of the Nation England, that he didn't disappear that night.

AU. UsUk. A pirate who saw nothing but the future, a naval captain who felt nothing but resentment.The only thing the two have in common was the bittersweet childhood in which they shared. Years later, Alfred is finally able to exact his revenge.

This is a story about many things. But mostly, it's about a boy and a star. Stardust AU. USUK, minor others.

Pirate Captain Arthur Kirkland burned down ships, stole treasure and attacked towns. He knew how to do that pretty well. When he takes responsibility for a child, can he protect him like a good guardian should? / AU Pirate!England and Little!America.

In which Obi-Wan gets an education in the Living Force whether he wants it or not, Qui-Gon further embraces his not-so-inner maverick, and Voldemort engages in a little biological warfare.

Mild USUK. "Whoso pulleth," England sighed in reply. "Even swords in stones come with responsibility." King Arthur, WWII and an infinite number of parallel legendary deaths.

America and England have been together for years, but today England wants to try something different. He wants to love every single inch of America's beautiful body. Yes, it has smut. Several rounds of it. Enjoy. Deannon from Kinkmeme. 2 shot.

Being forgotten on your birthday is bad, but what happens when a drunk England messes up on a spell to turn America into a child again. Rated T for slight language

Poor unexpected Alfred, turning 21 and getting his first enjoyable drink from a bartender that would rather look at his ass than his face was not a good surprise. UK/US. Smut.

Alfred and Arthur are lovers. America and England are definitely not. When England and Arthur somehow switch places, with no way to get back to their own world, both parties have to confront things they never wanted to admit. AlfredxArthur Implied USxUK

General Winter has kidnapped America and intends to keep him. It's up to Canada, Russia and the Nordics to mount a rescue mission; but the path is hard-going and there are dangers lurking in the ice unlike any they've faced before... a kink meme de-anon.

As a child, Alfred asked Arthur to let him into a fairy tale book, but the adventure never happened. 400 years later, Alfred accidentally gets sucked into the tale and Arthur has to go after him. Wizards, weakness, princesses, princes, and dragons ensue.

Today is America's Halloween masquerade! But with England not coming, the party doesn't seem so complete, does it? Good thing, the sudden appearance of a mysterious pirate diverts America's attention. But who is this not-so-strange stranger really?

Sequel to "The Daphnes Burn" xXx He looks around, crawls towards the cabinet and opens the door. England is there. "Come on, love. In here with me. Alfred's and Arthur's go together, after all." xXx UKUS, dark themes, slight Russiamerica at the end.

The daily struggle between a man and his merrow. UK/US

drabble And maybe America shivers from the cold or the heat or any number of reasons, but certainly not from England as he leans over and presses a firm kiss to his lips. "It will be okay. I'll make you all better." xXx UKUS, EnglandxAmerica

I'm looking for somebody, maybe I'm looking for you. Whoever is not you is a waste, so why are you angry when I get rid of them? US/UK. AU. Warnings inside and in each chapter.

America thought it would be funny to turn the device on himself. What's the worst that could happen? Y'know, aside from accidentally falling in love with your friend. This is my continuation of "America's strange invention" from the end of Comic Diary 8.

The fairies claim it wasn't their fault. England's inclined to disagree. Either way, two of his former colonies have been sent back in time and both are in for one hell of a ride. 'DON'T LET THIS BE A DREAM WHERE I WAKE UP IN A DRESS OH GOD I CANT LOOK.'

UKUS/USUK. "Will it keep away the ghosts?" America asked, his hands tightening around the wooden cross. "And the demons and the monsters?" Threeshot.

UKUS. He had slept the sleep of the saved. America had slept the sleep of the condemned. Inspired by artwork by TechnoRanma.

A fairytale AU, in which a young boy named Alfred finds a rabbit that is more than it seems.

Taking a page from his Hollywood hero Indiana Jones, America, along with England, sets off on an adventure that takes them deep into an Egyptian tomb. But once they seemingly incur the wrath of the Pharaoh, it'll be no easy task to escape unharmed. UK/US.

England hasn't been satisfied in months and needed a quick release. And who better to do this for him than a hot headed American boy? Pirate!EnglandxAmerica

The armies march to Gettysburg and America begs England to come see him. England relents and as the young nation experiences the bloodiest battle of the Civil War, Arthur comes to terms with a fact that he had avoided for too long. UKUS

For years Valentine's Day has been a nightmare for England, who has in the most roundabout way possible tried to show America how much he cares. A heart shaped box of chocolates might just put an end to that. UKxUS, M for very saucy content.

I am the Captain of the pirate ship Victory. We have taken over this ship. And you?" "I am Alfred, official stow-away of this ship. So I guess this means I'm your problem now." A story about pirate!England who meets pickpocket!Alfred. Yaoi, boy on boy.

The fifth of November, the gunpowder treason and plot... "I'd watch that mouth of yours, Mr. Kirkland," Creedy remarked. "It's liable to get you into a real mess one of these days, you know." V for Vendetta crossover M for mature subjects.

What if ObiWan had been unable to retain his memories during the mind wipe? Follow the hurting apprentice and his master as they search for a cure and and their roles in the Apprenticeship.

ObiWan lost the duel on Mustafar, but instead of dying, he finds himself on a ship leaving Tatooine, with his old Master and a familiar young boy. As events begin to unfold, can he stop the future he knows from occuring? TPM AU, ObiAniQui bonding, DONE!

In an universe where Jedi and Sith coexist, Jedi Master QuiGon Jinn joins Sith Knight ObiWan Kenobi in a diplomatic mission to free Naboo from the Trade Federation blockade. NO slash!