birdiemagnethide bio
 Author has written 1 story for Assassin's Creed. alright i have a bad history of...neglecting to finish stories. i mean, i will someday! but not today... maybe ill start another in the mean time? My work is amateur and shitty, so don't get your hopes up on any of the bull fuckery down there. As you can tell, I fancy experimenting with a wide variety of words. I try to... not swear, but as you can also see, I'm not that good at that either. Thank you for looking at my profile, it means a lot. Most of my pieces are somewhat silly. Even if it's really depressing, I will manage to fuck up the entire mood by adding in something that I find amusing. Its a bad habbit and I'm on the road to recovery. Kind of. Eh, it'll fix itself. If you want to talk or anything, you can just message me or something like that, whatever works. |
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Back For More by Xazz reviews
Desmond ends up having a one night stand with only one of the most popular - allegedly straight- guys in school. It is both everything he expected and he probably could have used a memo on how to deal with possessiveness.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 99 - Words: 233,069 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 9/20/2017 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Altaïr, Desmond M., Clay K./Subject 16, Connor K. - Complete
Hush lover, you'll wake the dead by Coffeeandscribe reviews
Sora's world fell apart when his college became ground zero for the Zombie Apocalypse. Can he and his remaining friends pull together with their rivals (the hated nobodies) and their leader (Sora's biggest enemy) Riku, to stay alive? Worse yet, will Sora find himself caught between what he knows is right and who he knows he wants? Riku/Sora, Axel/Roxas. Lemons inside. Complete.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 71 - Words: 201,816 - Reviews: 647 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 3/28/2016 - Published: 8/25/2013 - [Sora, Riku] [Axel, Roxas] - Complete
assassins creed ezio vs godzilla by rayman2000 reviews
godzilla kills leonardo so ezio must assassinate him
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 483 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/23/2014 - Ezio A., Leonardo da Vinci - Complete
The Sufferer's Final Sermon by Fantasia Green reviews
Just a poem I wrote for English class. The style of poetry is called 'Cascade', so it only seemed fitting. :)
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 116 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/27/2014 - The Signless/The Sufferer, The Summoner, The Disciple, The Condesce - Complete
Lullaby for a Stormy Night by Fantasia Green reviews
Based on a song of the same name. My interpretation of the thunderstorm from the Hikaru/Haruhi date episode. Songfic!, mild swearing, rated T to be safe.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,170 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/2/2014 - [Haruhi F., Hikaru H.] - Complete
FML by AbbyandKurt reviews
"Abby?" "Yeah?" "Do you, by any chance, have a life sized cardboard cutout of Malik Al-Sayf?" "No." "THEN WHO IS THAT THEN?" ... Well crap.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/19/2013 - Desmond M., Malik
Hidden Dagger and Bladed Fist by BlueBastard reviews
Trapped in the past, Desmond finds out first hand why both Altair and Ezio are Master Assassins. They, on the other hand, find Desmond irresistable, much to Desmond's dismay. Desmond/Altair/Ezio M/M/M SLASH
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,812 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 927 - Follows: 973 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Desmond M., Altaïr
Why A Wolf Chases His Tail by Tori101 reviews
They do not chase after it merely for the vigor of to play with: it is because they feel the need to do so. Because in their past life there was something they had not finished, and they run in circles those small circles trying to remember. TT Oneshot.
Wolf's Rain - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,478 - Reviews: 1860 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Tsume, Toboe - Complete
In the end Were all Hugh Jackmen by Platapuss reviews
Kiba goes wig shopping. Toboes egg sucking. Tsume makes a guy cry.
Wolf's Rain - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,199 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Published: 7/7/2006 - Complete
Your name is Desmond Miles reviews
Usually after you die, you don't get a tail, you don't wake up in God knows when France, and you don't run into your ancestors who aren't even supposed to be alive in this time period. This is basically me sending assassins into France and weirding out the newly made siren by throwing men at him. Yes. This is that.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,876 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 10/25/2016 - Published: 12/13/2014 - Altaïr, Desmond M., Ezio A., Arno D.
