Well, let's see. I am 27 years old, and I have been reading fanfiction for over 13 years. I used to override the school's firewalls to be able to read it at lunchtime in the library...they never caught me!

I am certain I will be a yaoi fangirl for life. And I am happy with this future.

Don't be shy, please! I love to talk to people, and I'm open for discussions. If you have issues with the content with my story, and wish to offer up flames in my honor, I'd be more than delighted to accept them. I like flames... they're preeeetty

I feel the need to explain something about myself. I have Bipolar Disorder (Type 1 - or Bipolar Manic). My attention span and concentration are compromised as a result. This affects the plot bunnies and muses notably. So, if there are delays in updates, I apologize from the bottom of my heart.

Currently Working On:

Operation Cherry Picker (this shiz is a work-in-progress)

Redemption (unknown length, kink meme fill -see below-)

The Mandatory Tendershipping Oneshot (not published, and delayed dramatically due to lack of demand)

Ghettotalia (if i get the nerve to publish this, it will be a miracle in itself XD)

NOTE: I am in a srsly deep rut with "Saturday In The Park". I have deleted more than I have written for the next chapter. I'll continue battling it out for now, but don't expect an update anytime soon. Every time I look at it I cringe in horror and sob in my corner. Just be patient. It'll come to me eventually

Hetalia Kink Meme Fills (titles and thread urls)

Redemption: Parent thread - http:///82590.html?thread=508891550#cmt508891550

Story thread - http:///82590.html?thread=509393310#cmt509393310

Brotherly Love - http:///82590.html?thread=509883294#cmt509883294

Want to find me elsewhere? Then look me up on the following

Tumblr: Ro-the-Kat (personal)

AO3: Evilpyecat

E-mail (official): evilpyecat1987@

Favorite YGO DM Shippings (In order from most loved to just like):

Favorite Hetalia pairings:

Favorite Gundam Wing Pairings:

*Pairings and current fandoms will be changed as my tastes change*

1. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Katizzle

2. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Cerulean Cat

3. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Nicole Paizley

4. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Davkatte

5. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Silver Coffee

6. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Avovrrl *dafuq?*

7. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Carol

8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Mungo-Jerry (sounds like a mixed drink XD)

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Name twelve of your favorite Hetalia characters in any order!

1. England

2. America

3. ...fucking France...

4. Canada

5. Scotland

6. South Italy/Romano

7. Spain (sweet babu)

8. Holy Roman Empire

9. THE AWESOMENESS OF PRUSSIA

10. North Italy

11. Russia

12. Japan

1) Have you ever read a 5/10 fic before?

No. Does that even exist?

2) Do you think 3 is hot? How hot?

On a scale of 1-10, 1 being fugly as hell and 10 being ENGLAND, 3 is a solid 6 in my book.

3) What would happen if 6 got pregnant?

WWIII. We'd all be bombed with Tomatos, there would be a pasta shortage, and 7 would have 2's "side-kick" nailed to a tree. (ROMERICA KINK NO REGRETS!)

4) Do you recall any good fics about 9?

Not starring him directly, but I'm sure there are plenty that are as awesome as he is

5) Do 7 and 2 make a good couple?

Mmm... personally, no. 7 is like 2's uncle in a weird way, plus they've been at war with each other before.

6) 4/8 or 4/9?

4/9. 4/8 is cannonically impossible, plus it'd piss 10 off D:

7) What would happen if 7 discovered 3 and 8 in a secret relationship?

Either tape it so the others would believe him, or declare 3 the king of all kinks :/

8) Make a summary of at least 20 words for a 2/6 fic.

They were always watching each other out of the corner of their eyes at meetings, but they could never bring themselves to speak to one another. Now, brought face-to-face in an unexpected situation, will these two finally have the guts to admit their interest in the other? Or is this the recipe for disaster?

9) Is there such a thing as a 4/10 romantic fluff story?

I would not know. I'm not aware that they even know each other that well. So, no?

10) Suggest a title for a 1/5 Hurt/Comfort fic.

"Do We Even Have Brotherly Bonds?"

11) What kind of plot would you use for a 3/11 fic?

Hmm, something like 3 creepin' on 11 out of curiosity, only to discover there is more to 11 that meets the eye. So, Romance/Drama/Fluffy shiz XD

12) Has anyone of your friends read a 7 het? or a 9 slash?

NO.

13) if you wrote a song fic about 9, what would you chose?

"Ace of Spades" by Motorhead. Which would most likely lead to the fic being Cardverse AU.

14) If you wrote a 2/3/6 fic, what would be the warning?

(America, France, S. Italy) WARNINGS: ALCOHOL, TOYS, BONDAGE, GANGBANG, LIBERAL ABUSE OF A FRENCHMAN, THREESOME, PIMPING, SEXUAL TORTURE, PUBLIC HUMILIATION, ABUSE OF FOOD, PET PLAY, FORCED MASTURBATION TO RUSSIA'S PICTURE, etc. (i would think of more... but my time is short)

15) What pick-up line might 8 use on 5?

... well shit.

8 - ... I'll persecute your brother with my empire if you'll hook up with me.

5 - Bed's tha' way --

16) Write a drabblefic for 10/8.

((WILL DO THIS WHEN I HAVE MORE TIME, CHECK BACK IN THE FUTURE))

17) What would happen if 7 walked in on 2 and 12 having sex?

Ask to join in, resulting in 2 being thoroughly screwed by 7 and 12

18) What kind of plot would you use if 4 wanted to de-flower 1.

Something along the lines of them getting drunk together, and 1 gets the funny idea to change himself back to a younger age when he's a virgin, and 4 likes what he sees, so they drink more, make out, then smexy times

(THESE QUESTIONS WERE MISSING! IF YOU KNOW WHERE I CAN FIND THEM, DROP ME THE URL VIA PM.)

22) Would you write 2/4/5?

Fuck yes I would. With 5 topping both 2 and 4, repeatedly. NO REGRETS!

23) What might 10 scream in a moment of great passion?

PAAAASTAAAAAA-AHHH--OOOH!

24) When was the last time you read a fic about 5?

Never about him specifically. I would love to tho.

25) What is 6's super-secret kink?

2 and 4 having smexy times while he videotapes it (then hides this from 1, 3, 5, and 7)

26) Would 11 shag 9? Drunk or sober?

Probably so. And they'd be drunk, because I don't see 9 getting like that with 11 sober EVER.

27) If 3 and 7 got together who tops?

THIS QUESTION IS THE EQUIVALENT OF DIVIDING BY ZERO! ...7... STILL NO REGRETS!

28) "1 and 9 are in a happy relationship until 9 runs off with 4. 1 broken hearted, has a one night stand with 11 and a brief unhappy affair with 12, then follows the advice of 5 and finds true love with two." What title would you give this fic?

"England and Prussia are in a happy relationship until Prussia runs off with Canada. England, broken hearted, has a one night stand with Russia (D:) and a brief unhappy affair with Japan (:/), then follows the advice of Scotland and finds true love with America."

Title: "The Path To Starting Over Again", featuring seme!England and cutie pie uke!America!

29) How would you feel about a 7/8 canon?

I would cringe, but maybe accept it if 8 is an adult.