Children at a Wank-a-thon? Well this is awkwardI died of laughter when America mistook France's pubic hair for a dog. Actually, I couldn't stop laughing the whole time I read this, like with every story you write.

SHIT YOU MUST BE DEVOTED CHRISTIAN TO KNOW THISS.

The Canadian way of revenge?

loooooooooooool
burgers...

X"DD oh dear sweet Jesus forgive for laughing my butt off at this! Rofl

This is freaking hilarious, I love reading all your fanfics, they're great!

I. Love. This. I cried laughing, quite literally, when I read this. Super funny, and great job! XD

OH LAWD.
I BET JESUS WOULD LOVE TO READ THIS, OH LAWDY

Lol what is this awesomeness i just read?.. XD

I just wanted to rant about the Olympic Beret Scandal...

Those awful uniforms that looked so cutesy! D: They claimed that berets were okay because the military wore berets!

*more than you ever wanted to know about military berets*

YES, US military wears berets. We started because the elite units wanted to stand out. Paratroopers wore red, Rangers wore black and Special Forces wore green. (Call them Boogerheads, they like it) Then-according to rumor-the general in charge of uniforms got a special friend in the clothing business. Suddenly, the uniforms kept changing and billion dollar contracts were needed to make all new uniforms. And suddenly the regular army general wants to wear a cool black beret too. Even though he doesn't deserve it. So, suddenly the regular army uniform cap is a black beret. (The Rangers switched their color to tan) Meaning it's no longer special, and we just all look French!

The beret isn't the best headgear, and there's a movement to try to stop having to wear it. They're made of wool and hot, with no brim, they collect dirt easily, absorb water, and need special care to stay in good condition. A beret must be shaved so it isn't fuzzy, and then soaked in water to shape it to sit correctly on the head.

The former regular army headgear was the softcap, and it looks like a camouflage cloth baseball cap. Very simple to clean, wear and it kept the sun out of your eyes (and we do a lot of outdoors work). But the work hat that soldiers love best is the boonie hat. It has a wide brim all around, and looks a bit like a fishing hat. Very simple to wear and it keeps your neck from being sunburned as well. It also has a drawstring and you can pull that tight over the top and make the boonie hat look like a cowboy hat, which we all love. Sadly, they don't look 'smart', so we generally aren't allowed to wear them unless we're in the field (meaning, sleeping in tents).

This is why it was so irritating to have the military used as an excuse so the US Olympic uniform could look so cutesy. We probably looked good-I've seen pictures of Hetalia America in the uniform and of course he looks adorable-but it was embarrassing!

/rant over

Good fic!

XD i love when you write them like this

Oh dear god, this was so funny I had to hold back my manry tears of manry joy. Funny how Canada says "Buuurrrggeerrrrsss" XD

America was kind of annoying here(not trying to insult Puritans or anything :p)
But Russia was frickin' HILARIOUS. Everything he said had me near tears of laughter.

This is funnier than it should have been, LOL.
Love your stories, keep it up!

lol your stories are hilarious I don't even... just LMAO

Many lolz were had. I adored France's description of the wank-a-thon event. I wonder if there's an equal event for the ladies?