It turns out "bad" is a highly subjective term.

It was the summer of love . . . er, no, not really. Left waiting for the Dursleys, Harry is found by the last person he'd expect to see. *NOW COMPLETE*

COMPLETE LV/HP: Raised in a Muggle orphanage, Harry arrives at Hogwarts a bitter boy. Unusually intelligent, he's recruited by the Unspeakables and the Death Eaters at a young age. As he grows older, he constantly has to struggle to keep his footing around a manipulative and bored Dark Lord, who fancies mind games and intellectual entertainment.

A story in which Remus is a stripper, and Sirius is not. AU. All Human. -RL/SB.

Just when Kyle thought turning up alone to a wedding - that was starting to feel like a college reunion - couldn't get any worse, it turns out Eric Cartman is invited too. But Eric may just be his saving grace, and Kyle decides to run with his crazy plan even if he knows better. But Kyle is a lot smarter than his college friends, he won't fall for Eric that easily. Kyman. Rated M.

(COMPLETE) Draco drinks a potion that makes him know if a person is lying, and Harry, apparently at fault that Draco is this way, is forced to 'help' him with the effects of the potion. For the first time, they deal with each other with no lies to hide behind. HPDM RWHG BZNL SSRL

Sasuke Uchiha is amazing! He's smart, popular, and attractive too! He has it all, but he's alone. When heading home from school, he's greeted with an iron box said to be a gift from Obito. When he opens it, he's surprised to see a blonde boy, claiming to be Sasuke's and only Sasuke's U.K.E. Just what adventures does this blonde boy unfold? /NaruSasuNaru / 'M' language and actions/

Cartman stepped closer. The malicious sneer that lit up his face reminded Kyle of a snarling dog. "I want to see you break, Kyle. I want to see you suffer. I always have." The redhead decided it wasn't easy to close his eyes on the truth, once they'd been forced open. [One-sided Style and eventual Kyman] [rapid updates - CURRENTLY BEING REWRITTEN]

Kyle is depressed and Cartman is going to cheer him up with Spring Break. Eventual Kyman. Some brief F/M. Cartman flirts, it's truly disgusting.

Kyle hasn't seen Cartman for years, not since the day he confessed something ludicrous. But he's back with a child in tow and something in their dynamic has suddenly shifted.

Draco's good at playing the part that's expected of him. Death Eater. Malfoy Heir. Bully. It's all the same. He's good at pretending; knows exactly what to say. But when his mask begins to slip, it's green eyes that notice. Drarry. Harry/Draco. COMPLETE!

Slash! This story replaces the Half-Blood Prince: What happens if Voldemort disguises himself as a transfer student to gain access to Hogwarts in order to kill Harry Potter? Well, I'll give you a hint: It leads to consequences that not even Dumbledore foresaw! This story has a very original plot that has not ever been seen before. Yes, really. (Light!Harry) (Sub!Voldie) (Mpreg).

The insanity that was Voldemort is over. The clean-up is about to begin. How will the Wizarding World return to sanity? And will Harry manage to keep his? EWE. Rated M for slash, adult themes, coarse language, maybe MPREG. COMPLETE

KevEdd. Kevin stumbles upon a homeless Double D. Fixated, Kevin starts to find there is more to this boy than mere rags and so begins their journey of self discovery and more. M for language, smut, and the incredible Nathan Goldberg!

Based on Anon prompt on Tumblr: 'Cartman wasn't careful what he wished for because Kyle's now a sex demon.' Here's how they got there.

Sequel to Life Agendas. Harry, Draco and Co. head to the Ukatae realm where they plan to take back what is rightfully theirs. Nothing is ever easy, is it? But in the realm things are definitely never dull. Very AU and OC's within.

Dean and Castiel met in college. They fell in love, and quickly got married. Everything seemed perfect. Fast-forward seven years, where Dean is a high school teacher and Castiel is a renown author called Jimmy Novak. They spend months apart, hiding their relationship. It's always worked out before, so why is there a strain to their relationship now?

One lonely little boy. One snarky, grumpy git. When the safety of one was entrusted to the other, everyone knew this was not going to turn out well... Or was it? AU, sequel to "Harry's First Detention". OVER FIVE MILLION HITS!

Over the course of their relationship, Draco notices (and likes) the changes his Harry goes through. (HP/DM. Established relationship. EWE. MalexMale slash. Smut. Mpreg. Chubby-hubby lovin' Draco. Inappropriate food use. Body-image issues. Rated M; mature language and content.) Complete.

During potions tutoring with a certain blonde, Harry makes a big mistake. Now he's stuck with a four year old aging a year a week, and he's not sure the boy will make it back to eighteen without turning his world upside down in all sorts of ways. Slash.

Cartman finally crosses the line that Kyle had so carefully drawn. Kyman, amongst other pairings.

Kyle discovers Cartman's dirty Friday night secret - one that involves fish nets, feather boas, and corsets. Kyman.

Castiel thought it was teenage hormones... it wasn't. He couldn't have been more wrong. Evolution was once again molding the human race, whether it was ready for it, or not. Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics.

Harry was not having a good day. How was he supposed to handle waking up alone in a forest with no idea how he got there and getting a splitting headache from seeing said forest from seven different angles? Forced to hide his identity, he gains help from an unexpected source. The BWL sees the war from another angle, how will this effect him?A/N: SLASH/SEQUEL IS UP/Hydra, Vita Nova.

One could argue that people are born with a set Destiny. That no matter what happens, a person cannot change their Fate. Such seemed to hold especially for those touched by prophecy. However Chance held no regard for Fate or Destiny. Due to Chance, Destiny was shattered; and a Hero that should have been, wasn't.

In a darker future, the Order pitches one last battle at Hogwarts. Defeated, Harry Potter is defenseless against Voldemort's death blow... that somehow throws him into the past. (Snarry slash and evil!Dumbledore. You have been warned!)

HPSS slash. Traveling back in time is safe. All you have to do is keep away from people who affect time, who are pretty rare. It's just Horcrux-hunting Harry Potter's luck that Severus Snape is one of them. COMPLETE.

Tom Riddle thought he was dreaming the first time, but when he repeatedly visits the same boy, he realizes that bigger things are at work. He watches the boy in the cupboard grow from a small child and into a young man. His brotherly affections begin to wane. What will he do when the boy isn't so little anymore? Could he even imagine? Those Avada eyes calling to him. A/N: SLASH!

In the prejudiced world where the Dark Lord won, Harry Potter is part of the servile caste, the lowest caste in the new society. Resigned to a life of servitude as a Courtesan, Harry is instead drawn under the wing of the Dark Lord himself. Between the scheming Order and his powerful benefactor, Harry finds himself steadily drawn deeper into the growing conflict. Eventual LV/HP.

During the summer before sixth year, Harry finds an injured bat in the garden and decides to try to heal it...and an unwilling Snape learns just what kind of a person Harry Potter really is. No slash.

Harry Potter is the proud owner of The Little Marauders Nursery and Day Care and his favourite student is Scorpius Malfoy. Scorpius's dad might be okay, too. [Top Draco. Bottom Harry]

When Harry wins a second bottle of Felix Felicis from Dean Thomas, he is instructed to take it the very next morning. What happens then, and how it basically all comes down to Draco Malfoy, is up to the laws of the universe.

Tom Riddle gets a wishing candle for Yule. He makes a wish to lose his virginity, and Santa sort of delivers, except his Christmas present isn't co-operating. HP/TMR

Harry, Draco and a teeny tiny Malfoy. This was originally a set of oneshots, that got made into an arc by popular demand. Have fun, kids!

Cursed against his will, Harry made the best of his life until he found himself, again, wandering in Death's realm. When Death offers him a second chance, a chance to right the wrongs he'd been blind to for too long, he can't possibly refuse.

Pansy decides to make Draco love her once and for all and slips some love tonic in his drink. When it doesn't work exactly as she planned, Draco's world is turned upside down by a pair of bespectacled emerald green eyes. Is it only downhill from here?

Kyle doesn't give in until he wins. And he doesn't win until he hears Cartman beg for it. Kyman smut.

The sign at Dean's favourite little coffee shop has a few odd sentences on it today. See warnings inside.

With the Light's victory came the slow downfall of Magic as the Wizarding World remained unchanged. But when The-Boy-Who-Lived comes across a hidden surprise within the Ancient and Noble House of Black, the prospect of change suddenly glows brighter than ever, and it all began with an accidental word in Parseltongue. HP/LV SLASH. Explicit. Not Epilogue compliant!

Prompt 2 of 337 - "Suitably Warm" : When out shopping with Hermione, Harry sets eyes upon a stunning pair of candy apple red stilettos. They would look ravishing on Draco. Slash! DM. Established Relationship. Smut, PWP!

While wandering the Forbidden Forest at night due to a dare, Draco Malfoy finds a black lion cub that's injured. Deciding to take it in and care for it, they form a bond that let's them share strange powers. How will this little lion help Draco get closer to Harry Potter?

Harley wants Joker, Joker wants Batman, and Batman wants none of it. But several children's lives hang in the balance, and Joker promises to release the hostages unharmed... on one condition. Cracktastic hilarity ensues. B/J SLASH

Harry Potter was a normal child, aside from that whole raising the undead thing. But what are you gonna do? Evil!Necromancer!Harry. LVHP Slash.

Cartman insults Kyle all the time, but Kyle is bound to snap one day. He just might be so unlucky that happens on a day his jeans are too tight. PWP

Harry finds his comfortable life taking a turn he never expected when he becomes the father of Draco Malfoy's child. / Written for HarryDracoMpreg fest 2014 on livejournal. Please heed content warnings in part 1.

Chaos: when the present determines the future, but the approximate present does not approximately determine the future. One gene varies, one neuron fires, one butterfly flaps its wings, and Draco Malfoy's life is completely different. Draco has always found a certain comfort in chaos. Perhaps he shouldn't. Featuring Genius!Draco.

Naruto has worked as a receptionist, personal trainer, waiter, tech support, cashier, tour guide, and... as a porn star. He has had many jobs, some are just more dignified than others... Crack. AU. NaruSasu. Enjoy!

Destiel AU inspired by Peter Pan. Castiel, a fledgling angel, can not seem to stop himself from visiting the human boy that leaves his window open at night. At first, it's only to get a glimpse of humanity... but all that changes the night he saves the boy's life.

Draco has woken up in an alternate universe. Or he has woken up utterly insane. Nothing else can possibly explain why Harry Potter suddenly seems to think he's Draco's boyfriend. An eight year fic. Post-DH. EWE. HPDM. SLASH. Mature content.

Dumbledore knew before Harry Potter came to Hogwarts what he needed the boy to do, and he knew exactly how to make him do it. A twist on the normal manipulative!Dumbledore story. LVHP

Harry was left at an orphanage after his parents met their demise. There, he finds nothing but suffering until he rejoins the Wizarding World. Dumbledore may hope for Harry to be a kind soul, but he's made mistakes. And what he gets is a future Death Eater. Harry is Dark, Harry is ruthless, and he is siding with Voldemort.

Sometimes unforeseen side effects aren't the worst thing that can happen to a person. Post-DH. EWE. HPDM. SLASH. Mature content.

Murder only takes a moment to commit... and Harry knows that in that one moment he has lost everything... everything... And in that one moment the Boy-Who-Lived, died. Dark Romantic Drama. Pairing HP/LV SLASH Rated M . COMPLETE

History is the sum of infinite minor events, each one contributing to the next. Some say this is written, this is destiny. Yet when those who walk outside Fate arrive, how can an unmarked invitation change the destiny of the world's two greatest enemies?

"We all know Potter's had his eye on Evans for years. He's like a boy pulling his crush's pigtails, always playing pranks to get her attention. Besides, all that fighting and arguing must come from somewhere." "I could say the same thing about Potter and Snape," Slughorn pointed out. "That's hardly the same thing, Horace," McGonagall said. "Would you bet on that?"

Itachi Uchiha suddenly finds himself in an unpleasant situation when Deidara; sifting through Orochimaru's old experiments, accidentally transforms himself into a baby, and decides he's 'mommy'. Fortunately, the jutsu will reverse itself...in time. Itachi's 'mom' for now. But it takes a village to raise a child, right? How about a criminal organisation? Kinda crack-y. One-shot

It's Christmas and Harry is growing antlers, but no one knows why. Perhaps Draco Malfoy can apply his expertise as a Healer and figure out how to remove them. Contains mature language and sexual content. Cover art by Aladdinboy.

This is the 3rd and final part of The Arrangements series, I hope you like it. Tonight you are invited to a rehearsal dinner.

The best part about Halloween is always the Horror House; a terrifying attraction run by the Uchihas. Just like every year, Naruto winds up lost; but this year, he feels like someone's watching him; stalking him through the house, the maze and even the cornfield. This Halloween is definitely going to be one to remember. Contains Lemon: (YAOI) Not actually a horror story. SasuNaru

"Are you often in my dreams, Harry? I have not touched your mind since our little encounter at the Department of Mysteries... and yet here you are... saving me in my nightmares." AU!HBP - LV/HP

On Halloween night, Kagome is tricked into releasing a possessive, dangerous, hotter then hell demon from his prison of 500 years. She's in danger, but it's not her life she's worried about…yet. Sequel out NOW!

When Fenrir Greyback spends a night with Harry Potter, the last thing he's expecting is to start a relationship with the young wizard. But when Harry turns up pregnant, what is a werewolf to do? MPREG

Draco's animagus form is a Kneazle. A baby Kneazle. When he gets stuck in Kneazle form, guess who takes him in?

Harry's friends want him to find true love. But when a spell that promises happy endings goes out of control, fairy tales come to life and Draco becomes Harry's Prince Not-So-Charming. Contains mature language and sexual content. Cover art by Aladdinboy.

Turned into a werewolf at fifteen, Harry, afraid of what he now is and the lack of control he has, runs from the wizarding world...right into the territory of unmated alpha werewolf Fenrir Greyback, who is overly eager to find the submissive wolf in the heart of his territory. Fenrir/Harry. Mpreg.

HPDM, mostly preslash. Harry really doesn't like the way things are going in the wizarding world right now. But who's going to do something about it? Him, that's who! Or, how Harry became a Benevolently Snarky Dark Lord. COMPLETE.

Harry reveals the fact that he is a horcrux to Voldemort during the final battle, and Voldemort decides to keep Harry safe and protected. Knowing that he and Voldemort are the only two people who will live forever, Harry distances himself from everyone but Voldemort, and develops a growing fascination with the man and his dark, peculiar, ways. HPLV! Not DH Compliant! MPREG!

Naruto thinks it's just ordinary water and the silly tale about the fertility fountain is nothing but rubbish. Why then is Tsunade telling him he's pregnant? And how do Iruka and Izumo fit into the picture? SasuNaru KakaIru Kotetsu/Izumo Raidou/Genma and a partridge in a pear tree (kidding) MPREG, be warned and lots of POV changes between scenes

"Yes, poker." He quirked an eyebrow. "You know how to play that right?" But I didn't know how to play poker. At all. It looked like maybe I would need someone to teach me. And as far as I knew there was only one of my friends who knew how to play poker... Stenny

They say knowledge is power. But is there such a thing as too much Knowledge? Warning: Dumble bashing and as this will progress through all of Harry's Hogwarts years there will be Slash. Note: Please ignore the chapter glitches for now I'm still fixing it. MPREG WARNING!

Nobody said achieving your animagus form was easy. Draco could handle being a wolf pup for a while, right? How bad could it be? Written for hd cliche 2013. Long, fluffy fic with feelz. Warnings for violence (not too graphic).

"The insult he sneered at me was just a bonus. 'Harry Potter, yesterday's news'. Truer words could not have been spoken. I'm surprised the 'pretty boy' isn't here with you tonight!" "Difficult," Marvolo mused, "As he's dead." "Dead?" "Hmm, yes. I killed him for that insult you know." Marvolo drawled. "or rather Voldemort did. (LV/HP (Slash) ONESHOT

Eye for an Eye. Vlad's the new mayor and wastes no time enacting his will on the town. What does Danny have left to offer to end Vlad's reign of terror? Nothing but himself. Danny/Vlad, Pompous Pep.

Our fearless leader is pregnant, and his Senior Agent is the father. Are you ready for this? Warning: MPREG NOW COMPLETE! Yay!

[KevEdd] Edd works at the campus coffee shop where Kevin is a regular customer. Kevin's father is a prominent member of the University Board and Edd's only hope for his desired future. Kevin is struggling to maintain a C average in order to remain on the Basketball team. Surely the two of them can work out some kind of deal... [Coffee Shop/College AU]

"I've got a job for you," Tsunade stated as she closed the screen of her laptop and looked at the group of nine people that were standing by the door. "I selected you from the best of the best because I know you can get this job done and I don't have time to mess around here." SasuNaru. Rated M for a reason.

Clyde inwardly groaned. He did not need this. Kevin calmly turned around. "If you can understand the meaning of the word, it's a coincidence." He grabbed his change from the machine. "Do you really think I'd want to hang around with a sweaty Jock?" He paid one final glance to the three boys and walked out of the store. Clyde stared after him in shock - Why had he lied?

Draco Malfoy is every suitor's nightmare. His brazen temper and absolute disregard for the personal safety of others has his father in despair. Enter Harry Potter. Based on Taming of the Shrew: An epic tale of Harry and Draco's crazy courtship complete with meddling fathers in law, reluctant fiances, annoying best friends and furniture missiles. Let the madness begin.

Vegeta has got himself all tied up and its up to Bulma to get him free. In the case of alien abduction she'll have to use her gorgeous body instead of her brilliant mind to solve the problem.

A smutty little Christmas series based on prompts at Livejournal. Harry gets Draco a..strange Christmas gift, that turns out rather enjoyable. Warnings for mature themes, use of toys, slash and general yumminess. Underage readers, shoo! Shoo, I say! ;)

At Uchiha Incorporated, women in the office envied the woman who was lucky enough to marry Uchiha Sasuke and become his wife. The men however felt sorry for the poor human being. But the men are proven wrong when they actually meet the "wife".

When Kyle gets beat up by Craig and his friends, Cartman defends his friend. **This is my first chapter story! I hope you all enjoy it. Eventual Kyman. Rated T for swearing, bullying, sexual jokes. I'll warn you before anything more serious. Your favorites/follows/reviews are the best compliments I could receive! Thank you for reading :)

Extremely AU. OOC. Light rents out a room in his apartment located in downtown Tokyo. This… obscure male, Ryuuzaki, answers the add and pays six months' worth of rent up front. Light can't help but feel curious about the male. Light/L Nekos.

Kenny whooped. "I get to be the doctor!" he called. Cartman immediately began to whine that HE wanted to be the doctor, but was quickly placated by the promise that he could be the head nurse. But then Stan also wanted to be a nurse, so by the time Kyle returned with a bag from his brother's closet, he was the only person left to be a patient. Smut, Stylenric, BDSM. All four. Yes.

AU. Werewolf!Harry After the end of the war, Harry disappears. When he returns to the magical world along with his 12 year old son, the changes will be fast and shocking. Especially for one trying-to-blend-in Remus Lupin. SLASH, het, non-descriptive MPREG, mild violence and language. OCs and werewolf culture galore. RLHP, SBSS, Dramione. COMPLETE 3/14!

South Park is suffering from a heat wave and Kyle has a way of dealing with it. But Cartman wouldn't be Cartman if he didn't demand some us of it as well. Heat, however, makes people act strange and before you know it things spiral out of control. Kyman - Complete -

Eighth year for Harry Potter was supposed to be normal. And it is...except for the fact that the students are bursting into song at random moments. HP/DM RW/HG NL/BZ

Naruto never thought he'd see the day where he'd be caught in the middle of an Uchiha warfare. Itachi never thought his little brother would rebel against him. And Sasuke, well, he never thought he'd actually like Nutella and has many plans of spreading the chocolatey goodness all over his dobe. Hilarity ensues. SasuNaru, one-sided!ItaSasu, OOC, crazy!Itachi, and Nutella..sex?

The ultrasound reveals a pulpy mess of limbs and teeth.

Clyde has a special talent that makes the ladies go crazy and the other boys immensely jealous. One person at school however, is not so impressed with it at all. Cryde - Complete -

It wasn't intentional. Neither knew what was happening. It just so happened that they followed their instincts to be closer to each other. Closer. Closer... And then lips met and the deed was undoubtedly done. Of course, they would have to face the consequences. Sasuke x Naruto, Mpreg, Language.

Kyle is dating Bebe, Cartman lost his I-Pod and there is a big dance coming up. Cartman doesn't like any of those things. Kyman - Complete -

Vlad and Danny meet for the first time, neither knowing the other secret. Plasmius and Phantom seem to develop a bond...one completely opposite of their human halves own. Things get complicated. Now rated M

Kenny McCormick has seen enough coming-of-age films to know that he doesn't want his life to be one. Take senior year, add a cute blonde in a mouth-watering pair of jeans, and sprinkle on confusing dreams to taste. Identity crises are the worst. Bunny & others.

Kagome Higurashi was perfectly happy as a kindergarten teacher. Or she was. Her life gets turned around when the meets the older relative of her new student: Inuyasha Takahashi. Now she's involved in a secret war between two families and their friends. And she's horrified to find out that she has the reason behind it all... /InuxKag/MirxSan/SesshxRin/Rated M/Full Summary Inside

High School AU. Sokka meets Zuko, the star of the martial arts team, during a match and is immediately intrigued by and attracted to him. But Jet has plans of his own to win Sokka over, and Zuko isn't sure that his family will be pleased with his new friend. ZukoSokka with one-sided JetSokka

Sokka is lost in the woods and is attack by a giant creature who plans and making a quick snack of him, but an old friend isn't about to let that happen...

"He told me yesterday that he would call me at seven. It's now fifteen minutes past seven." Fluffy Creek one-shot. WARNING: Smoking, yaoi and swearing.

Sokka and Zuko find themselves extremely attracted to one another. But in a society where same sex couples are frowned upon, how will their group react?

One night, Eric Cartman vanishes into the woods only to be found beaten and with sudden amnesia. Is he faking it or does somebody really want him dead? Kyle helps his rival to remember, but falling for your enemy can be the most deadliest game. R&R! Finished!

Oneshot- Kyle and Cartman can't stand each other. Not one bit. - Warnings: NC-17, "Seme"!Kyle, "Uke"!Cartman, Sex, slight S&M play, Restraint, use of sex toy, exhibitionism, oral, biting

My first South Park story! CREEK! Craig accidentally burns down his old house and moves next door to a certain twitchy blonde.

Slashy little one-shot about stormy tension between Tony and Gibbs.

COMPLETE AU. "I am no slave." He whispered hoarsely. The woman nodded, her sweet face suddenly miserable. "None of us are, beautiful, but I am sad to see the likes of you captured. Your kind does not last long in the hands of greedy men." Slash Mpreg Creature!fic Original Characters

Things get a little tense when Light decides to steal L's cookies. Warning: BXB, yaoi, suggestive themes. Disclaimer: I do not own Death Note... I merely decide to mess with the lives of the characters! ;

Modern AU. Zuko has to deal with settling in a new school after expulsion, dealing with an angry ex and an abusive father. Maybe his new found friendships and growing closeness with Sokka will help him make it through. Slash. Jetko, Zukka.

Hunny plus Mori plus cake. Enough said. oneshot

Harry tries to leave for a conference, and there is hell to pay. Fluffiness abounds, as do bawling next-gen brats.

When Police Chief Toph Bei Fong had a brilliant idea on how to get the Republic City Council back for being idiots, she hardly expected it to come to fruition. She especially didn't think it would occur with the help of Councilman Sokka. That was just a bonus. A sexy bonus. Adult Toph/Sokka set during LoK.

It's Kyle's worst nightmare when he's made Cartman's personal slave and the two have never hated each other more; until an accident that leaves one in hospital has a deep affect on them both.

After a tutoring session gone weird, Cartman and Kyle have a secret to hide-which, if exposed, could cause all hell to break loose. They soon realize, though, that keeping this a secret is harder than they thought. Slash.

Sasuke believes that a little thing like marriage should never get in the way of a perfect relationship. Unfortunately for him, not everyone agrees. NaruSasu AU

What's better than Creek? Zombie apocalypse Creek! Boy x Boy and violence, don't like, don't read.

He curled up into a ball against me like a small child, trembling and wet, with his head resting on my collarbone and his arms draped loosely around my neck."Oh, Gaara," I murmured softly, gently running my hands through his wet red hair.

Exactly what it says on the tin. One of Danny's parents inventions blow up with...unexpected results to say the least. Vlad/Danny

Gaara learns how to use the sexy jutsu, and plans to seduce Rock Lee into loving him. Will Lee fall for him? Or will his love for Sakura win him over? LeeXGaara LeeGaa Love Warning: Lemon BoyXBoy don't like, don't read.

My first Kyman story. Kyle and Cartman have a massive fight as younger teenagers causing Cartman to disappear to California for two years. Upon his return he struggles with his feelings for Kyle...much drama and angst will ensue.

Kyle has always really hated horror movies. One-shot, implications of Kyman.

In which Eric ponders the mystery of "The Great Rear View Mirror Confrontation" in Kyle's brand new Volkswagen. Kyman one-shot. Rated M for suggestive content.

Over the years of hate, denial, and anger, an evolution has begun. The pinpoint of exactly when this commenced is unbeknownst, but it will lead to a life-changing event between the two who believed their relationship would never alter. Slash.

Cartman gets a tattoo and Kyle can't stand it. PWP

Draco wakes up in an unfamiliar place with unexpected company. Yes, this has mature content, like usual. Third time is a charm?

When no one hates you more than you yourself, how can you possibly feel loved? A Dip fic centred on self-hatred and a rather horny Antichrist.

After Light died, he couldn't go to heaven or hell. Well, not if L has something to say about it. Light is reincarnated and is tested to see if he'll choose to become Kira again or if he'll choose L while unknowingly saving himself LXLight

...Signifies a new beginning. Harry dies in the Final Battle. Dudley attends his cousin's funeral, quickly discovering that there was much more to Harry's life than he ever dreamed. Can regret give way to a fresh start? Canon, aside from Harry's death.

When Kyle slips on a patch of ice and loses his memory, Cartman uses this to his advantage. What does he want from Kyle? Love! Rated Teen for language and *some* sexual content

Sometimes people are forced to make many changes in thier lives in order to survive.After a summer of torture with the Dursleys,Harry goes into a magical coma,where he decides many things that could very well change the Wizarding World forever. DM/HP SLAS

Bebe's tired of Kyle holding out on her. It's her birthday and she's getting what every level-minded hormonal teen would love to have. M for reasons.

Harry has a "tell," when he needs affection. Ron never realized Severus had the same one. A Snarry told from a Ron-centric viewpoint. Yep.

SS/HP. Slash. When Harry begins to break under the pressures of death and prophesy, help arrives from an unlikely quarter: Snape. Despite their own doubts, manipulations from all sides and hapless interventions combine to bring their two souls together.

Stan and Kenny accidentally interrupt a 'moment'. "After a few tense, silent seconds, Kenny forced a laugh, asking awkwardly, "So this is, like, for serious?"" Kyman.

The girls can't possibly be right, right? How could the fights between Kyle and Cartman be secretly a sign of lust? Was that why they really put up with each other? There's only one way to find out...

Rated M for a reason! So what happens when Cartman take things towards Kyle a little too far? What happens when Stan comes out as gay? Will Stan die a virgin? READ TO FIND OUT!

A year after Kyle and Cartman get together, Kyle starts to wonder how Cartman really feels about him. Multi-chapter.

Eric wants, no, NEEDS to follow Kyle to NYC for college - his life depends on it. And what better way to do that than to start with some tutoring?; A collaborative fic, Cartman/Kyle, M for language and sexual situations. "Complete" - see profile for info.

Kyle and Cartman made a bet. They both lost. Neither trust the other to go through with the forfeit. No slash but nudity and skinny dipping.

Kenny after coming back from being dead some time in his junior year of high school, sees something that none of the South Park kids saw coming. Read along as he as an outside observer watches the drama unfold in the last two years of school. Slash!Kyman!

"There are only three possible outcomes: He wins. I win. We both lose. There can't be two winners." The animosity between Kyle and Eric comes to a head when both boys unhinge, unwind, and unleash a series of events that can only lead to one outcome.

Albus Dumbledore is reborn and given a new life free of the past.But he isn't the only one to be reborn. Stuck as an exchange student at Durmstrang Albus is faced with the only man he's ever loved..who has no intention of losing Albus again.Also ASP/SM

Kyle Broflovski is tired of his dull, unchanging life. But after he returns from being away from South Park for the summer, things start to spiral out of control, and everything falls apart. Mainly Kyman. Strong language and references to sex.

AR-Bill and Charlie have been hinting all year that they are interested. Harry decides to look like he wants to, for once. Rated M for slash, language, mpreg with a side order of Bill/Severus. Now Completed

Tempers aren't the only thing heating up in this comedic one-shot. Especially, when the situation involves our favorite boys being trapped in a cold, dank, cave alone. Reviews are loved! Slash-haters? Not so much. ENJOY! Updated, peepz! :D Check it OUT!

All Draco wants is sleep, but his bed won't stop talking. More importantly, it refuses to stop looking like Harry Potter. HPDM, SLASH, HUMOR, COMPLETE.

Oh gosh, first summary, and I suck at summaries , but what ever. - Damien may be the son of the Devil, but there's one thing he can't escape, the alluring pull to a certain blonde. Rated M for Lemon. Read on I say, Click and Read on. :

Stan's depressed about Kyle being away for college and doesn't think anyone notices. Kenny does though, and has the perfect remedy.

Being chained up in the hold of Zuko's ship was NOT a fantasy of Sokka's. Just ask him! Lemony McPWP!

It's a jinx that renders the victim mute, unless he/she serves the purpose of the jinx and kisses the person that they desire. It's just Harry's luck that he's in love with Draco. HPDM, oneshot, eighth year.

When Pigwidgeon develops a crush on Draco Malfoy's owl, it's up to Harry to retrieve the lovelorn animal. Again. Harry should probably do something about keeping Pig contained... This is being turned into an amazing comic by ile-o on Deviantart. SO GOOD! Adult content advisory, etc.

Severus Snape didn't think his life could get any worse until Neville's cauldron explodes and turns him into a toddler. To make things worse, Albus decides to place him in the care of none other than Hermione Granger.

After nearly freezing to death outside his relative's home, little Harry is rescued first by a spirit and then a snarky git! The adventure isn't over yet though, as Snape soon realizes that his charge's problems aren't limited to just frostbite. Childfic

A firmly-in-the-closet Kyle is about to get sucked into one of Cartman's money-making schemes. Kyman.

How far would you go to save someone you loved? All the way to Hell? pairings Stendy, Stenny, Dip, mentioned Creek. Warning: Gore, mildly graphic imagery, and lots of gay

Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy, Aurors, are forced to join a televised global race in order to provide some free positive publicity for the Ministry, despite the fact that Aurors Potter and Malfoy don't exactly get along. MATURE ADULT CONTENT. It's also my favourite fic.

Draco and Potter once again find themselves fighting. But what happens when Draco's spell goes wrong, and he has to take care of an indisposed Potter? Eventual DracoXHarry, rated M for later chapters. Post-War Fic

So Sokka and Zuko are nervous around each other. Understandable. But why are they so nervous? WARNING: contains Zukka, Sozu, whatever. Rated M for later chapters. Review!

He was his inspiration, he was his masturbation material. A twisted relationship twists even further in a deadly dance.

Sometimes, your plans don't go exactly as planned. And sometimes, that isn't exactly a bad thing. One-shot. Crappy, in my own opinion. Tydeeeee. i haz moar now?

When Harry decides to quit Auror Training in order to care for young Teddy over the summer, he has quite enough to worry about without Pansy Parkinson dumping a mute Draco Malfoy on his doorstep. Contains MATURE ADULT CONTENT.

There are people in this world that would, upon first glance, have looked at them and called them enemies. A story about Kyle and Cartman, and how a series of events bring them closer together. Kyman.

After four years, Tsunade has had enough of Sasuke and Naruto's fist fights. Ordering them to go to the best therapist in Konoha seems like a good idea. But what's this...? Dom and Sub? Sleepovers and kiss wars? What did they just sign up for? SasuNaru Le

"Now, lust potions develop feelings of desire in the taker without the affection that a love potion gives, so Malfoy, you will find that you continue to see Potter as the insufferable twit that he is." Slash. Not HBP/DH compliant.

Draco is kidnapped and forced to make a choice between taking his own life or becoming something less than human. Of course, he makes the right decision. Enter Harry, who discovers he has a bit of a thing for wings. This fic will contain MATURE ADULT CONTENT. :D

Clyde just wants to know what it was, so Cartman tells him.

“Goddammit, Jew...” Cartman breathed as he furiously began to work on Kyle's belt buckle, “Why'd you have to wear a goddamn belt today...?” Kyman. Graphic lemon. Contains whipping, rimming, frottage, dirty talk, masochism, and more.

Kenny thinks orchestra class is stupid, and the games they play in it are stupider. But after a turn at the game, he starts to change his mind.

Kyle has developed quite a sick obsession with Cartman, and when he finds Cartman hiding in his closet, his secret becomes revealed. Oneshot. Kyman slash.

Damien almost wished God could smite him down, just to get away from this idiot. Almost.

Now with more Vitamin C. Zuko interrogates a Water Tribe prisoner/ Sokka goes hunting and can't believe what he catches. Warnings for Dub Con, SLASH, and innovative use of a spear. Second chapter is darker than the first but still funny.

ºHPTR / HPLVº With maturity comes understanding, and Harry understands just fine. After ten years in training, Harry returns to the moment he left…with a whole new plan for himself. ºThe Light will never know what hit itº Vampire!Harry Dark!Harry

Who says miracles don't happen at Christmas? SasuNaru Fluff. Giftfic for Michelerene. M-Preg

How does Harry react when he finds out the truth behind all of Dumbledore's secrets from Voldemort? Simple... he plots to kill them both. The only question is whether he'll change him mind about one of them in the end. SLASH - HP/LV

In the apex of the batle of Hogwarts, something changes; Harry Potter and the Dark Lord are forced to leave this world and come to understand their fate." Full summary inside. Warnings inside.

Severus and Remus get locked together in the store cupboard at the back of Severus's classroom. With a bottle of whiskey they play, ‘I have never’. What will they find out about each other?

Cartman surprises Kyle by hiding out in his closet, but what he finds in said closet comes as the biggest surprise of all. Cartman/Kyle, slash.

Neji, Gaara. Mosh Pit, Gaara in a skirt, Alcohol-as-lube, hair pulling, exhibitionism, Gackt. You're interested and you know it. Collabo: The Cereal Killer and Mako75. NeGaa, NaruSasu. Explicit.

AU. NaruSasu. Picking his little brother up from school, Itachi learns a few new things about his Sasuke while insulting his competence.

Kyle has a problem, and it seems that there's only one solution to it. Slash, Kyle/Cartman.

A good Alpha puts the happiness and well-being of his pack before his own and Fenrir's no different, even if his pack consists of only one saviour of the Wizarding world. Fenrir/Harry SLASH

Complete, Pre-OOTP, Fred/George/Harry. Ginny Weasley's new plot has some drastic consequences for one Harry Potter. Cat Boy!Harry WIP

Cartman Gets a StepFather, who later becomes verbally and physically abbusive to both him and his mom. Cartman has a hard time dealing with it, and starts going down the wrong road in his life, Can Kyle Save him before its too late?CartmanXKyle SLASH

An accident leaves Draco and Harry bound tightly together. Literally. EWE, Hogwarts!fic, the "Eight Year", forced bonding . . . no, wait, forced bondage fic, detention cliché, accidental kissing, HPDM, SLASH.

When someone calls Pip French during Gym class, the rest of Damien's day is a bundle of sexual frustration. Why does Pip have to be so hot when he's angry? Dip, very citrusy, toys, swearing

Vlad likes playing dress up. Danny doesn't mind, until he find out the dress part is literal. So does Danny really hate it, or is he secretly turned on? Remember, Master always knows best. Rated M for obvious reasons.

Stan has to stay with Kenny for a while. When Stan notices something odd on Kenny's body, he explores it and it leads to something more than curiosity. Rated M to be safe... It's Finished Now

There's a very good reason that Sokka doesn't like sleeping the same tent as Zuko. That, and listening to his sister's piercing suggestions. Oneshot, yaoi, ZukoSokka, lemon. R&R

Hunting season has just begun and Draco Malfoy, heir to the Malfoy line, starts his relentless pursuit of the perfect bride with high qualifications. No girl matches up to his standards. Until fate creates one for him! Draco/femHarry. FINALLY COMPLETE!

Everyone knows where Naruto’s from. Everyone knows his world. What if Naruto’s world—wasn’t exactly what we thought it was? SasuNaru

HP/SS Slash, slave!Snape. As a creature, Severus has long known he will need to bond with his mate or face being made a slave to the whole of wizardkind. For Harry, the news is a shock made more difficult by the awakening of uncomfortable desires.

Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny go on a camping trip! Smut happens..Stenny /Slash/ Please read and review!

Through a series of emails from an online dating site, Harry thinks he's found his perfect match. Will the bond they've forged survive after their identities are revealed? H/D. Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content.

AU: SLASH: How it started? One day Harry was in panic and the next delirium struck and there he was lying underneath a cruel-hearted Slytherin. He wasn't the most appealing but what was it that made Harry fall? Marcus Flint/Harry - COMPLETE -

New & Improved! COMPLETE! HP/DM, SS/HG: Dumbledore's scheme to create House Unity has great consequences. House Mascots, Traded Prefects -- Snippy, Snarky, Snakes, Shagging, Snogging are included! Enjoy, thee, thee, thee . . . Thank you and goodnight!

Things are going poorly for the side of the light, and in a last-ditch effort to fulfill his destiny, Harry goes back in time to try again. SSHP

Two-shot for Stan and Kyle; a single argument between him and Wendy triggers a chain-reaction in Stan forcing him to confront a side of himself he always pushed away.

Harry Potter is sent to prision for a crime he did commit. Now they need their hero back but he's lost all interest in saving them. They threw him away and now its going to cost them. Note rating! One-shot.

It's very awkward when you're being molested by your own tattoo, but fortunately, Harry knows who to turn for help. SLASH. HPDM. ONESHOT.

One beautiful sunny Sunday the Slytherins woke up after a raunchy night only to discover that a very naked Harry Potter had slept amongst them. Naturally, they asked themselves a logical question: Who the hell shagged him? HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.

Uchiha Sasuke is 17 and gorgeous, but he wants to break up with his girlfriend. He turns to his twin brother, Uchiha Naruto, for advice. What he gets is a whole lot more. A different kind of Uchihacest. SasuNaruSasu, yaoi, and my kind of twincest.

Itachi Uchiha has always had a sadistic streak when it came to his little brother. Now the perfect opportunity has presented itself and he just can’t let it go by. He does love him after all. SasuNaru

Dudley begins to see his family in a different light. Warning: strong language and themes of child abuse. WINNER: Best One-Shot at Quibbler Awards

Harry won the war against Voldemort but at a terrible price.Fawkes gives him another chance in a new world where he died as an infant and where Voldemort still lurks in the shadows...but not for long, because when one exists the other cannot survive. AU

Lord Sasuke Uchiha believes that he has lost something precious to him and struggles to convince himself everyday that it didn‘t exsist. What will he do when a blond haired peasant arrives claiming he has something the Uchiha “misplaced.” SasuNaru

Slash. HP:DM, LM:SS. At the start of seventh year, the Malfoys perform a dramatic doublecross and Draco educates Harry in dark magic. COMPLETE

On the way back from a mission, Naruto gets hit with an interrogation jutsu. But when the jutsu is accidentally intercepted by Sasuke, the two boys find themselves stuck mentally together, unwillingly sharing each other's thoughts, feelings, and secrets..

[DH Spoilers, One shot] Who was to know Death had etiquette enough to be personalized? Ensemble fic.

HPSS slash:: Getting caught in the rain, Harry is offered a ride from a stranger that turns out to be no stranger at all. So ensues rampant fluffiness.

COMPLETE! Sasuke has to get a wife thanks to the insistant Tsunande who claims that it would make Sasuke more loyal to Konoha. Sasuke doesn't seem so toubled, he has the perfect candidate for the job. But how do you seduce one who seduces back? [SasuNaru]

An ancestor of Harry's once protected the magical Mage Dragons, upon her death they vanished. Now in possession of her journal, can Harry summon them back or is he too late? SLASH,DMHP

Sokka is walking down the streets of Ba Sing Se, looking for a one night stand. It ends with Zuko being the meat in a SokkaZukoJet sandwich. Yaoi, slash, and that's pretty much it.

Gaara's mission: Find someone to love. The target: Neji Hyuuga. Expect OOCness, pretty boys liking pretty boys, and snarky demons.

How was he supposed to know the thing was going to reach out at him and say, 'Mommy' Team 7 is charged with babysitting until the baby's parents are found, the problem: Why does it call Naruto mommy? SasuNaru, other warnings inside.

Insane. Crazy. Touched. Cracked. Stark raving mad. They're the only words to describe Harry, but the Dark Lord's new found interest could change that forever.... SLASH LVHP

Severus Snape walks in on a certain boy wizard in the bathroom and realises just how much he wants to be with him. He sets out to prove his feelings wrong but ends up falling deeper in love. SLASH, MPREG, SSHP

Sokka is taken prisoner on a Firebender raid, and then brought to Zuko's prisoner hold. How will Sokka survive, how will Zuko survive the loud mouthed side kick? COMPLETE

When Lily jumps to conclusions about Remus and Sirius, the duo decide to get revenge on her, James, and Peter with a wonderful joke. However, they wind up getting more than just a good laugh. COMPLETE!

On a sleepless night, Remus Lupin finds himself alone in the Hogwarts Owlery. He scribbles a note on a spare bit of parchment and sends it out into the dark night. What happens when someone answers? RemusSeverus

NaruSasuNaru. Cowritten with Lazuli. Naruto wakes up one morning in an unfamiliar room, in a place where the Yondaime is still alive...

The summer after Sirius' death: the abuse at the Dursley's leaves him broken. Snape is asked to try and help, and discovers that the key to saving Harry may be Draco, who has returned after his own difficult summer. HD Slash

Yet another one of those Harry And Draco Are Forced To Be Together By Something Beyond Their Control And Then Stuff Happens Leading To Twoo Wuv stories. Because every HD writer has to write at least one. [Finished]

COMPLETE: Harry and Draco are stuck in a closet for a night. What's there to do? Fight, of course! And perhaps something else...HD SLASH formerly under roxierose13 penname

Volume 3 of the BV Trilogy- Vegeta and Bulma use their honeymoon to search for the Dragonballs. Combine the Saiyan prince's destructive nature with Bulma's thirst for adventure and they make quite a unique team! COMPLETE

Ginny finally kisses Harry under the mistletoe! She’s ecstatic. Until Draco Malfoy intrudes and shows her the proper way to kiss Harry. My belatedChristmas 05 fic! HD SLASH

And, with bated breath, Draco traced the silver line down one more step in the family tree. Draco Lucius Malfoy... the third full blooded Veriae in the Malfoy family... and future life mate of Harry Potter. HD SLASH No HBP spoilers

HPLV The Dark Lord has always known what belongs to him but claiming possession might take longer than he thought and lead to betrayal but with the power such as he wields who dares? FINISHED

HPTR slash. A freak accident transports our favorite attractive psychopath forward in time from 1942 to 1996. Attempted homicide and attempted romance ensue, not necessarily in that order.

Seventh years must take sexual education, and GryffSlyth has Snape and McGonagall as their teachers. Students must be paired up to complete a final project. Harry and Draco hate theirs, but must do it or fail. HD, sim. mpreg

Complete! Draco hits his head and wakes up in a world where he's a Gryffindor and Harry is a Slytherin.

Volume 2 of the BV Trilogy- Vegeta finds his life without purpose and leaves Bulma and their infant son, encountering tortures that will quickly change his life forever. What will it take for the lovers to finally be reunited? COMPLETE

Volume 1 of the BV Trilogy- This tale focuses on the budding romance of our favorite reluctant couple: Vegeta and Bulma, as they face over-whelming obstacles in their pursuit to be together. COMPLETE