As the ring melted in Mt. Doom, a new evil emerged from the ashes. But Harry Potter, who has been mysteriously pulled into Middle Earth, wants nothing to do with fighting. He plans to spend the rest of his days in his animagus form, forgetting the past and ignoring the future. That all changes the day an odd trio walks through the woods... Re-writing, updates every other week.

Lincoln, the only boy in the Loud family, is diagnosed with a terminal disease. The doctors give him just a few weeks left at best. How will an eleven years old boy react when he finds out he'll die soon? And his sisters? Will they be able to hold on after the emotional core of the family is taken from them, or will they fall apart? Rated T for the feels... too sad for kids.

AU. Creature!Harry gains a strangely dragon-like creature inheritance over his sixteenth birthday. He isn't prepared for what follows. Elemental powers? Dragons? Mates? Merlin's beard! Contains all kinds of Slash. HP/TN/CW/OMC's Starts slow. Very Angsty. Complicated plot.

Bella's been Marked, and after the Cullen's less- than- supportive response, she leaves for the House of Night. Now, she's Izzie Davis, a popular and completely new person. Life's good- until the Cullens are invited to the House of Night for a month...

After the Chitauri Invasion, the Avengers are forced to deal with another magical trickster who calls himself Phantom. All the while, they battle with the new media spotlight. Steve Rogers is just glad to find an escape in a coffee shop, run by the intriguing Harry Potter. Yet, Harry keeps dark secrets close, and is missing something that could prove vital to the survival of all.

Harry left the wizarding world after defeating Voldemort for revenge against his parents real killer. He gets his revenge in unorthodox ways. Six years later, he is visited by a pair of angels, who want him to prevent Sam's fall from grace. SLASH SW/HP

One small accident spirals out of control when Kurt can't seem to leave the poor Dalton Student Harry Beaumont alone. He really should have listened when the other Warblers told him to stay away. (slash, het, bad language, liberal disregard for canon. Slight Kurt bashing)

When Harry (Rian) discovers that his father is not who he thinks, he is taken to a wonderful place where he knows he is loved. With the help of his new friend Percy, along with his new-found family, will he be able to make it through? Will their friendship turn into something more? Slash. Eventual HP/PJ (Should Will be added? Leave a comment! They equal more chapters sooner)

Naruto meets the Kyuubi as a toddler after being beaten by the villagers. Kyuubi adopts him, more or less. Konoha better be prepared. Team bonding. KakaNaru, rape, mpreg. Rated M for a reason!

Harry is the younger brother of the Boy Who Lived and is a little strange. He hears voices no one else can hear, he knows things no one else should know and he's just this side of crazy. Oh, and everyone thinks he's a squib. When it comes to Harry, however, all bets are off and nothing is entirely certain.

After the war Harry made a shocking discovery about his mother. To get away from all the bad memories he flees to another dimension and ends up serving in the Phantomhive mansion. BEING REWRITTEN (His Servant: Smaragdos)

Whoever decided it was a good idea to leave Naruto alone with three twelve year olds for a YEAR should be stabbed. Repeatedly.

AU. Extended version of Loves Death. Stranded in Middle Earth after the war Harry is content living a boring life in Bree. That is till a small company of hobbits arrive one night and turn everything upside down.

Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.

What will Harry do when he is summoned to Rivendell and is thrown into the mess of the fellowship where he happens to catch the eye of one blonde elf? What about his unusual abilities which seemed to be a hindrance yet a blessing for the fellowship? How will Harry survive aiding the nine companions of the fellowship on their journey, and will he make it out alive? LoTR/HP

A summoning gone awry pulls Harry from his ancestral home into the middle of a battle between the Sannin atop giant talking animals. More than a little confused but soldiering on despite the strange place he now calls reality, Harry goes on to baffle the Elemental Nations with his acts of magic. [Slash]

Stein never thought he'd be a teacher. Especially not a teacher secretly observing Wizard-kind for Lord Death. Stein goes to Hogwarts! Stein-centric.

With all the strange happenings in Paris, Death the Kid and his weapon partners are sent out to investigate. But what happens when the trio cross paths with Paris's superhero duo; ladybug and Chat Noir? [ABANDONED UNTIL I CAN FIND MOTIVATION AGAIN]

Harry Potter experiences betrayal of the worst sort. The Ministry of Magic drugs him then hands him over to a muggle terrorist organization and bids him goodbye. Harry Potter/Tony Stark/Loki.

What happens when a brain damaged Harry and a transgender Hermione both get sorted into Slytherin? Snape's not sure, but he thinks it's likely to be an interesting term. This story follows various first years through the trials of their first year.

SEE NEW REWRITE A nasty surprise is around the corner when Harry returns to the Dursley's and his 16th birthday lurks near. A desperate situation leads to Harry's rebirth and the birth of a new life. Includes Creature!Harry, New School, APWBD/R/HR Bashing, Harry/Harem SLASH.

Voldemort, obsessed with defeating Dumbledore, conscripts Gregorovitch into making the most powerful wand. Little does he know that the famous wandmaker is retired. Or that the man's son, the brains behind the operation, is really Harry Potter in hiding. Will either be able to fight rising feelings for the enemy? Slash.

Danny is a new teacher in town, and things may not be looking as up as he hoped. (Dash x Danny x Kwan)

For each day of December (starting late), the Guardians will learn something new about the youngest member of their group. No matter what it may be, Toothina, North, Sandy and Bunnymund will discover all there is to know about Jack Frost and his past life. *One-shots *implied Bunny/Jack in some chapters, not a major thing though *Ratings for each will change

After all that he'd done, killing Voldemort and catching the Death Eaters, Harry was put into Azkaban without a trial. They even placed a Magic Suppressing Cuff on him. It worked for all of three months. He's been there for six years, now twenty-three. The Hallows had returned to him somehow, offering small comfort from the Dementors. Now he's being set free. But for who and what?

Harry won't go back to the Dursleys after his third year. Instead, he runs away to stay with his father's cousin's son in Kirkwall, where he'll join Hawke's merry brand of brigands. Is Hogwarts ready for a Harry trained by a Hawke? Pairings include: m!Hawke/Anders and Harry/Fenris, among others. Rating and title subject to change.

Hidan arrives in Konoha, searching for a 'blue eyed fox' at the behest of Jashin-sama. He finds Naruto being nearly beaten to death by a mob, and after saving him offers to take him away from his abusive life. Soon Konoha will have a true reason to fear their resident jinchuuriki.

He was tortured by the Dark side. The Light side betrayed him. Now, he is back, but not alone.Watch out, Wizarding World, because two butlers from Hell are pissed. This is SLASH, don't like, don't read! The beginning of the story is up!

After his divorce from Ginny, Harry found himself needing a change of pace, so he set out to work for the BAU in Quantico. He never imagined that he would find love again, much less on his own team.

What if Mycroft's name confused assistant was male? Harry Potter tries to shed his name and his past, taking a rare offer of anonymity while still getting to play the hero.

Based on the idea of the "If Wishes Were" drabbles in the HP series started by Kamerreon. Chapter Fifty: Avengers/HP, Clint/Harry. Rated M for some chapters.

"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.

Full Summery Inside; SNEAK PEAK. Bella is a witch forced to move in with her normal father. She must keep her abilities a secret while trying to solve the mystery of her strange nightmares and who this "major of our heart" is that the spirits speak of? Jasper/Bella, Edward/Alice. Rated M for Character Death and strong Violence.

Harry needs to get away after the war so Sirius, Remus, Neville, Luna and himself all move to a small town in Washington, Forks. Will Harry get the peace he wants or will trouble find him as usual? Adding a baby, mild PTSD, a family of vampires, shape shifters and high school it seems Harry can never get a break. Harry/Jasper - Neville/Luna - Sirius/Remus

Harry Potter has been lied to from the time he was born. He was never Lily and James's son. He belongs to a whole different family, a whole different world. And that world has just found out that he exists. Harry, meet your twin brother, Dean Winchester. New extended summery on Chapter Eight.

Sherlock Holmes discovers family he never knew he had, and John Watson finds a child living in the cupboard. Crossover between BBC Sherlock and Harry Potter. NEW webcomic based off my story. See end notes of latest chapter for details.

Harry Potter got a lot of things in life he didn't expect. At the top of the list was accidentally traveling back in time to the age of the Queen's Watch Dog... Did I mention he has kitty ears? MasterofDeah!Immortal!Harry! Sebastian/Harry RATED M!

Harry was betrayed my the ministry in the most horrible way. But now, with Lucifer freed, Castiel is running out of options. In desperation He decides to save and restore the one being that can help him win this war. The master of death himself. H/C

The books happened. Then Harry decided to happen. So he did, living his life and traveling the world. Then Teddy comes into his care and he decides to settle down in Forks, somehow drawing attention even when he doesn't want it. He then proceeds to take over Forks, corrupt Bella, win over vampire kings and romancing one, and fry vampire brains. Chaos is just part of his life.

He had survived the final battle, but he carried something with him. Fearing the reaction the wizarding world would have, Harry Potter left and traveled to Gotham City… Slash. BW/HP.

Slash, AU, Arrancars and Harry will meet. A betrayal brings them together. What will Soul Society do? Adopted from Spacecakeje

The problem started when Golden Boy Jason's birthday came up and his girlfriend wanted to throw him a special party. Of course, Piper wanted Jason to dance—except that Jason doesn't know how to. What happens when a certain raven-haired son of Poseidon is asked to teach Jason? Everyone is in for a surprise. Rated M for yaoi (male x male), lemon, suicide attempt, and language.

[Eret, Hiccup, slash.] "Give yourself some credit," Eret teases, "chief of Berk, you may be new to all of this but your keenness makes up for what great deal of experience you lack." [wip, multichapter fic]

Harry has a great job as head Auror, he has more money than he knows what to do with and yet he knows that something is missing in his life. His friends have moved on and created lives of their own beyond the war with Voldemort and yet Harry just feels lost. Until a new mission is given to him and he is sent to America but things are not as they first appear. SLASH MPREG

Somewhere along the way to the Post-Scratch session, the Alpha timeline was diverged from- only, instead of being doomed, the kids entered a new Alpha, a world where superheroes are quickly becoming commonplace. More importantly, a world free of Sburb and incredibly generous with its second chances. The Avengers try their best to live up to their status as intergalactic diplomats.

Harry had one friend in primary school. Sherlock never got over his one and only crush. Very slow, soft romance.

One day, Harry J Potter made a wish in front of the mirror of Erised. One day, Bruce Banner woke up naked in a green-eyed man's aparment. One day, Harry introduced himself with his father's name to a strange man he found naked, green, and angry on the street. One day, SHIELD discovered human magic... and tried to make weapons from it. And the world is never the same.

{OLD!} A very different Harry Potter than we know comes to La Push to get away after the death of his girlfriend. As luck should have it, one of our favorite wolves imprints on the younger boy... and Bellatrix Lestrange escapes Azkaban. {WARNING: written by a young teenager in 2012ish!}

On a dark and stormy night, a baby was adopted by Esme and Carlisle Cullen. Now, sixteen years later, Hale Cullen starts to feel left out. In a story about discovering oneself, Hale will go through different trials and errors to find where he truly belongs

During the final battle, Harry and Hermione fall through the veil and find themselves in Middle Earth. Does this mean that Sirius is still alive? On their quest to find out, they meet with the Fellowship of the Ring and become a part of a whole new war. Harry finds himself befriending the elves and this begs the question: when he finds a way, will he want to go home? HP/LG slash

Harry Potter had his future more or less planned out following the defeat of the darkest wizard Britain had ever seen. Too bad that plan is unexpectedly derailed after a drunken night out. A night that leads Harry to spending a year somewhere, with someone he never could have expected. Slash: Harry/Sebastian pairing. Cannon history, AU from start of story. Language and sexual cont

Assassination attempt at 221B Baker Street reveals the secret of Holmes family. And John gets to meet the infamous Mummy who turns out to be the eternally young Harry Potter. Master of Death Harry Potter. Slash. Established Mycroft Holmes/Harry Potter.

AU. Not long after the end of the LABB Murder Cases, L meets a peculiar street-performer in London. Phoenix, the name given to him when he asked, quickly caught his attention, even more so after the artist became the unwilling witness to the first murder of a new serial killer. Rating might change. Based on Agatha Christie's book, And Then There Were None.

As future king, Toothless was entitled to the wealth, power, and women that came with the job. A chance meeting with a creature from another world teaches him that there's so much more outside his world and only he can protect it. Anthro-Toothless x Hiccup

AU Things weren't going as Kurt expected, Dalton wasn't Wonderland and Blaine was painfully oblivious. Then Harry swooped in, claimed the prince charming role without auditioning and led him down the rabbit hole... Kurt blamed the accent. Full summary inside. Will be KurtxHarryxBlaine threesome.

Young Harry is flamboyantly gay and forms a connection with his cousin. The result? Dudley loses a punching bag but gains a sassy gay friend! Based on the Sassy Gay Friend videos made by Second City Network. Now with more drabbles!

Harry was not sure what he expected to happen when Snape found out about Umbridge using a Blood Quill on him, especially after the business with the pensieve. Has he really found a way out from not only the abuse but perhaps even the war?

Jasper was used to being alone, even in his own family. Everyone else had each other: Carlisle and Esme, Emmett and Rosalie, and Edward and Alice. A mysterious stranger, however, soon changes that fact. Slash.

Because of a student death, new measures are being taken to screen students for abuse. With Dumbledore facing an enquiry, Snape is in charge of making sure every student receives an examination. Abused!Harry. Character death. Sevitis. In answer to the "New Measures for Screening Abuse" challenge at Potions and Snitches. Yes, it is a "Snape is Harry's biological father" story.

Harry never thought it would lead him and Sirius falling through a magical curtain into a world of bizarre the pair settle in this "Pokemon world" they gain a chance to love they'd never have back home. Slash!

One-shot collection. Jack is now a Guardian, but what do the others really know about him? Bottom line: They know Jack about Jack.

Harry has been hiding something ever since the end of his 5th year. What that something turns out to be is going to rock the wizarding world and a few members of the Order to their knees. You didn't think the Death Eaters were the only marked supporters of Voldemort, did you? SLASH, MPREG, mild character bashing, Sirius alive. MAJOR AU. Rabastan/Harry. COMPLETE! 10/23

With Sirius' recent death, Harry's summer has a hellish start. The Dursley's abuse turns deadly, and Dumbledore does nothing to save him. Will he survive for another year of school, and will he even want to go back to Hogwarts at all? Slash, M/M/M/M, OMC/Hary, m-preg

The New Directions go to New York for Nationals and while getting dinner meet our favorite hero, Percy. This is about Percy and Kurt as their relationship grows and the consequences of that relationship. A/N THIS IS KurtXPercy! Don't like don't read! I do not accept flames!

Sherlock and John. Sheldon and Leonard. Two famous duos met each other! What do you think would happen? Only trouble, I say. Cracky fic.

When (not really) evil villains capture (mostly)pure hearted heroes and force them to join their evil (mostly just odd) group. Wild Pairings("I think I love you"). Forgiveness("Die!"). Revenge("Pink or blue?"). "I think I'm going to regret this." Pein sighed as he looked at the bleeding Sasuke, the screaming Naruto, and the manically laughing Sakura.

Harry stared out the Dursely car window morosely. 'I would have went with Sirius if he had asked.' He thought. 'I would have run from the law and Durselys with him.' He paused, blinking. 'I could do that on my own! I could run away' Summer after 3rd year

\More than twenty-five thousand children in Japan are victims of child abuse, but no one expected Seigaku's favorite freshman to be one of the statistics. What happened to a mother's love? Story abandoned.

Harry Potter, weathered wizarding warrior in his mid-twenties, finds himself in 1940. Albus is coming up with a theory, and an adolescent Tom Riddle, torn between feeling threatened and piqued, acquires a controversial mentor. Hallows, spell-making, horror, politics and witty banter, served with a Grindledore sidedish. Slow and slightly disturbing TR/HP. First chapters re-polished.

Second in the Purgatorio series. There are voices in the walls, and stalkers in the hallways. At least not everything is dire; plans are made, minds are broken and things are finally getting interesting.

AU. He left before they could do anything about it. It was for the best.

The Statue of secrecy was lifted in Harry's 6th year. Now the two worlds are trying to coexist together; leading to wizards learning about science and muggle learning the basics of magic, minus the practicals. Harry-doing Hermione a favor- ends up teaching at CalTech. What happens when he ends up living with Sheldon and the gang? Mature for safety, maybe mpreg later. slash.

Harry Potter and Ginny are faltering. This isn't surprising in the slightest. Charlie Weasley happened to be at the right place at the right time, and Jacob Black ends up meeting his imprint at the local laundromat.

After Homestuck and Hetalia's declaration of never-ending pale love, their moirallegiance is put to the test when the other fandoms abruptly decide to befriend Homestuck.

While flying back from Godric's Hollow, Hagrid accidentally drops baby Harry over a wild forest. Harry is raised by rebel fairies until his Hogwarts letter arrives. The Dark Lord is in for a surprise... HP/LV romance. SLASH.

A year has passed since Harry visited Toronto, and now he's back, but what will happen this time? Terrible summary, reviews and the like are welcome.

Jack Frost had given up hope on ever having kids of his own. Then the Man in the Moon gave him five huge eggs. Jack's about to get the family he always wanted, and Bunny's gonna have to come along for the ride. Turns out, he's not the last Pooka after all. Who knew Pooka laid eggs? (Or: Jack's completely enraptured by his eggies, Bunny comes to a decision, and babies are hatched.)

(High School AU: Sequel to For the Kids) Aster's in love. Jack can't sleep, Nick's oblivious, Sandy's amused, and Ana's about ready to kill them all. [Previously known as For The Shippers]

After losing his Shinigami powers the second time, Ichigo is captured by scientists from the School. He meets the Flock, but will his new friends be enough to get him home? And does he really want to go back? Where is home? Now IchiXIggy

A collection of one-shots/short stories from the world of For The Kids, Story Six: A Memory of the Frosts [Some short stories have slash, but there will be a warning for these stories so that non-shippers can skip them.]

Howard has done more to Tony than anyone knows, except Tony himself. He's tampered with Tony's genes, right down to what makes him human. Until he isn't anymore.

Two-shot based off the prompt from Equine Authoress. "Tony manages to get tickets for the summer Olympics for the Avengers. Who's the U.S.'s star swimmer competing? Perseus Jackson of course! Director Fury has sent them to try and recruit the amazing swimmer/demigod. (Set where SHIELD knows a little bit about the Greek demigods.)" Now complete.

Raised in Night Vale, it isn't the magic that's strange - it's the customs, or rather, the lack of them. He didn't expect the outside world to be so different.

Why is it so hard to be a good brother when there's an age gap of 15 years? Francis and Matthew didn't really know, but they're going to have to fix that gap when Matthew's test results come back and he can't fight his cancer. Family FrAnada, Romantic FrUk, AmeCan and Friendship PurCanAme T for the overuse of "Shit"

Sue Sylvester finds herself in need of assistance. And who better to ask for aid than one of her few relatives, that's not an obsessive Nazi hunter or a complete waste of oxygen? Here comes Harry. Non-Magic AU Warning, possible slash and violence.

Stumbling into Fangorn, Merry and Pippin find more magic than Ents and the armies of Middle Earth gain an unexpected ally from the shadows of the woods. That is, if Pippin doesn't insult him into seclusion first. Roughly from challenge by CashyHoray1.00 "Lord of the Forest".

(High School AU) When four friends are forced to ask the school loner, Jack Frost, to help them with this year's Christmas benefit none of them think he's going to agree, but he does. Things are about to get interesting and they're going to discover that there's more to Jack than meets the eye.

"Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself; but talent instantly recognizes genius."-Arthur Conan Doyle. A different origin and a different set of circumstances...could that make for a different Harry? Story-centric...[DISCONTINUED]

Yaoi. Slash. Ibiki/Harry. With Hermione, Harry left the Wizarding World and traveled to the Elemental Countries. In Konoha, he builds a new life and business while falling into an unexpected romance.

Harry was planning to just laze around in his dorm on the first day of spring break, but his boyfriend Sebastian has other ideas. Slash.

Eros shoots an arrow and now Percy has the gods chasing after him. Luke is somehow not dead. Annabeth is Queen of Camp Half-Blood. Nico forms a rehab for characters, Rachel is telling fake fortunes, Thalia is contemplating nun-hood, and there are hoards of fangirls and fanboys everywhere. Welcome to neutral Switzerland. Crack w/ sugar added, and playfully makes fun of all pairings.

He, who is considered sadistic, or even evil, by both muggle and wizard standards, saved me. I will never forget that. Even with selfish reasons I still believe that he saved me. ...Perhaps that's why I fell in love with him. Onesided Harry x Izaya Possible Shizaya hints in later chapters. Needs A Better Title. Suggestions?

Man in Moon had been watching Harry ever since he was nearly killed on Halloween night. He had watched the struggles the boy went through. Watched as he made life changing sacrifices. The boy was selfless. Harry James Potter would become the spirit of Halloween. Harry and Jack were both chosen to become Guardians,now, they fight side by side to bring down Pitch. Slash Harry/Jack

After his defeat, Hidan is confident Jashin will come rescue him and make the world a better place. Too bad no one would have believed him if he were to tell. More importantly...too bad he's right. Not!Romance!Centered Super!Godlike(literally)!Harry!is!Jashin HAITUS

Leandra wants Hawke to get married. Hawke, however, is head over heels for a belligerent, broody elf. You can see where this is going.

Kurt is living in New York, and is now single. Blaine was a bit of a bastard about the long-distance thing, and Kurt is trying to (melodramatically) get over his first heart-break. Enter Harry - single father of one adopted godchild. Harry is British, with green eyes and dark black hair. Teddy is the most adorable child ever. And Kurt is pretty sure Harry is straight. HP/KH.

A trickster god does not go about acquiring power by brute force. AKA, the one where, instead of becoming a supervillain when he fell to Earth, Loki somehow ended up as Tony Stark's personal assistant.

Harry was captured by Voldemort on his 17th birthday, held prisoner for 1 1/2 years, and tortured every minute of it. When he escapes he locks down his emotions and seeks to learn everything he can to protect himself. In his search for training, he finds the Hidden Villages. Will his teacher be able to teach him the shinobi ways, and heal Harry's heart along the way? Slash.

Harry wakes up on the first of August 1943, and Tom Riddle's presence seems like the least of his problems… until Tom makes Harry his problem. Old cliché, new design. Slash HPTR

Some families, some bloodlines, carry specific traits... The Black Insanity, the Potter Honour and the Malfoy Faith, just to name a few. Was earlier "Insanity of the Blacks".

"So, this is really your first time doing that, right?",Haruka asked, a little, unusual smirk playing around his pale lips, causing the younger to blush. He had been rather surprised when the bluenette had asked him out - but since it had been a date in an indoor pool he didn't really mind to say yes. / Fluffy HaruxRei

"Perhaps only people who are capable of real togetherness have that look of being alone in the universe. The others have a certain stickiness, they stick to the mass." ― D.H. Lawrence (Hiccup forgives so he can be happy. A story about fate, adventure, betrayal and a certain destructive love.) A Hijack fic.

"It wasn't a bad thing. Just a strange thing that looked like a bad thing but was really just strange. Frightening, but ultimately toothless. Figuratively speaking." Welcome to Night Vale oneshot, Cecil/Carlos, add-on to One Year Later.

Slash. AU. It seemed like the perfect idea at the time to hide in a city like Ikebukuro; he was just a nobody compared to the crazies running around. That is until he somehow catches the eye of one Kasuka Heiwajima. And then it all just hits the fan. Drabblefic.

In canon, Harry sought the acceptance of the adults around him. Tom Riddle sought to exercise power over everyone else. This Harry never wants to feel helpless again. Sociopath!Harry, some minor Harry/Fleur.

Harry was de-aged in a blotched potion during the last battle by a stupid rat. With his dogfathers blessing he went to Japan where there are laws against harrasing celebrites. There he was roped into being the first ever drama teacher at Ouran. Finding love was never something he thought he could do, but somehow he couldn't resist. Warning:Slash alert!

The first time that Harry met Tony Stark he was just about to close his little bakery shop, Bite Sized. The second time Stark came to the bakery he brought along a pretty redhead that had a phone stuck to her ear and seemed to be trying to placate someone on the other end of the phone. Tony/Harry. Slash. Drabbley.

It was so hard to even breathe without Karkat. His lips on yours are a million silent "I love you"s. You were drowning in Karkat; that was the only way to describe the dizzy, falling, absolutely exhilarated feeling.

Prussia and Gilbird discover a small black kitten in an alleyway one day. Being the awesome ones that they are, they take him home. To Germany, who isn't happy, but because the kitten isn't TOO destructive, he decides it can stay. Until England sees the kitten for what it really is. A wizard. Yes, slash. Rated M for safety, and possible future chapters.

well... ONCE AGAIN I BLAME MATH CLASS! and warning it is M rated for HIGHLY suggestive themes and such. and it is yaoi so dont like STAY AWAY FROM IT! enjoy my creepy mind and I'm sorry for any OCC OTL.It's what happens when i am dying of boredom.

He thought he had left it all behind. He thought it was over. But a seemingly random event had brought it all back. And the past can bite back with a vengeance... TF fic. May hint at Wishfulshipping at times, but none intended. All three Striaton bros will appear!

A good book, a hot cup of tea, and good company were all Harry was interested in. Being British, he had the first two covered. The third? Supplied by one Steve Rogers on a rainy afternoon. Slash, Yaoi, HP/SR

Harry and Kurt have been dating for longer than you might think. It's time to meet the family. Not totally sure on the title... Rating because I have no idea what to rate this yet...

AU: When Karkat, Terezi, Tavros, and the other trolls begin playing Sgrub, they are transported to Earth. With the Avengers on the prowl after the recent Chutauri attack, it doesn't take long to discover the trolls. -Changed the rating to T for language(you guys know how the trolls talk). Unoriginal name is unoriginal, sorry for my bad case of no-plot syndrome.

Conspiracy - (noun) 1) The making of a secret agreement or plan by a group of conspirators. 2) A grouping or family of Ravens that often flock or work together.

7th Year Gryffs learn why it is never a good idea to piss off their favorite victim, shy Ravenclaw Hadrian Morgan. The orphan's payback during Professor Slytherin's class is BEAUTIFUL & piques the interest & libido of the Lord Marvolo Slytherin, who courts him with the aid of most of the School. But just how naive is Hadrian Morgan, really? TMR/HP Slash OOC AU

Jack is a new high school student who transferred in the middle of the fall semester. E. Aster Bunnymund is an avid art student who is part of a small band of misfits. Jamie is the kid who's friends with the popular and the unpopular kids and who befriends Jack on his first day at school. Pitch is the guy who hates everyone. Everyone except Jack, that is. What's a new kid to do?

'At the age of four, the world finally sees that there is something wrong with little Harry Potter.' Reincarnation was always a tricky thing. Poor wizarding world, they won't know what hit them. First in the Purgatorio series.

A collection of old fairy tales adapted to fit the romance of Jack Frost and E. Aster Bunnymund, all the while the two finding their own fairy tale ending.

Harry and his closest friends are tired after the end of the war. They come to Forks with the hope of finding peace and being able to live as teens again. They end up getting more than they bargained for... (ABANDONED)

AU. Werewolf!Harry After the end of the war, Harry disappears. When he returns to the magical world along with his 12 year old son, the changes will be fast and shocking. Especially for one trying-to-blend-in Remus Lupin. SLASH, het, non-descriptive MPREG, mild violence and language. OCs and werewolf culture galore. RLHP, SBSS, Dramione. COMPLETE 3/14!

Jamie's feelings for Jack Frost are twisted and jumbled. Bennefrost. Not sure what path this fic will take c:

AU. Naruto has trained all his life to be a warrior in Jashin's Empire. He receives his first mission; crush the heathens in the Konoha settlement. Failure will NOT be tolerated.

Harry returns to Privet Drive after his second year, but his magic is acting up and getting him into trouble. He flees to muggle London where he is taken care of by a dog, a doctor, and a quirky detective. SB/JW possible other pairings. Light slash.

He'd known her since she'd been the little blind girl who took the ring by storm.

After getting into a fight with Aster, Jack runs of and mysteriously disappears. Just before giving up all hope, the Guardians finally find him frozen solid inside a glacier...87 years later. He looks exactly the same as the day he disappeared...but something has changed...

Before Mori, there was Kyouya and the heavy expectation of becoming an Ootori. And then it all fell apart.

When Nibenor left his homeland of Valenwood for a better life in Skyrim, there were two things that he didn't expect to discover about himself. First; he's the Dragonborn of legend. Second; it turns out he's rather fond of Nord men. Big ones that lead him down a path in life he's never considered before. Rated M for mild sexual situations. Slash. Male Bosmer Dragonborn x Farkas.

One day, while running from a angry mob, Naruto stumbled onto a strange statue. The discovery of the statue reveals an ancient Jashinist temple and the temple holds a blood-stained priest that could change his life. PERMANENT HIATUS

50 years after Jack's 'birth' he is found by Sandy who takes him in, much to the chagrin of the other Guardians who experience the young boy as an emotional, unstoppable force of Nature.

A fill to a prompt to the Dreamwidth kink thread. What would happen if Jack frost turned to snow when "fatally" injured?

When Jim decided to transfer to Stamford, he could never have been prepared for what he found there. SLASH Harry/Jim! ON HIATUS UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE!

Nekozawa is a moth, and she is the flame he's drawn to. Haruhi is a very dense threetoed sloth until he wakes up something restless inside her. What will become of these mismatched creatures? [HaruhixNekozawa] Just read it, you know you want to.

Gen Robins was just starting a normal day working at the local supermarket when some guy walks in, pushing a very hungover Tony Stark in a shopping cart and asking where the Bisquick was.

After the battle with Pitch the guardians are back at work, happy and recovered. What they didn't know was that not every of Pitch's traces where gone. When Bunnymund's new found feelings start up an unpredicteable chain of events which could destroy Jack he is shocked to his core. Will he be able to overcome himself and save Jack before it's too late? SLASH, M/M, ON HIATUS

Gummings and Lee were two students who just started being friends, but in a High school for smart and rich people will they be able to handle things maturely or a way only teenagers can handle? And will they ever survive the love rectangle? MarshallxGumball and FionnaxFlamePrince Ratings will change. *Changed Summary*

Trisha can't understand; she's terrified, but she has to stay calm. Her boys are gone, replaced by her sons from the future...and something, she knows, is terribly wrong.

Harry is willing to do anything to protect his war torn family, even giving up his freedom and becoming a weapon. Now serving under Aizen, Harry must learn to adapt to his new surroundings, avoid the Espada out for his blood and make sense of his cold, silent guard.

He supposed the comparisons were inevitable.

A Change of Spirit oneshot With the Workshop in ruins, North finds himself hard pressed to deliver Christmas. The other Guardians offer to help, and what is their solution? A Race! Each Guardian takes a continent to become Santa for an evening. Who will win? -fluffy SnowBunnies, humor, yaoi-

"A-Are you... Like me?" He managed to croak out. The man only stared at him for a long time before shaking his head and spoke in a deep raspy voice that sounded like a blizzard in its most terrible moments. "Nyet." ..."No, Natalya! You can't just kill a guardian! "But he had trespassed into big brother's land..." Jack Frost opened his eyes... Read and Review please!

Jack Frost develops a teenage crush on a rabbit. A seven-foot tall rabbit who likes painting and cooking and everyone keeps asking what's wrong. Then he panics. Jackrabbit Frostbunny

Harry gets more than he plans for when he arrives at Forks high school, Vampires, Werewolves, and Wizards, Oh Merlin! Why can't he catch a break?- It will have Harry/Jasper slash, of course! And, Alice might find a place for herself, somewhere...

AU. (Written for the kinkmeme). Whatever Karkat expected to happen if someone ever discovered his blood, it was not this. In fact, "get kidnapped by juggalo to be used as paint can" featured pretty far down the list.

Just who is the new resident of 221C Baker Street? And why is Mycroft Holmes suddenly visiting his brother Sherlock so much more often? Slash, Rated M cuz I'm fond of lemonade, though I won't pour it til Ch4 or so. SH/HP/MH.

'Bright', 'charming', 'elegant'...'cold'...'deadly'...'a demon' were the whispered words used to describe Henry. But people could believe what they want- it wasn't his problem. Except having Ciel Phantomhive as his younger brother came with its own set of troubles.

Having had a taste what it's truly like to feel invisible to the children he protects, Bunnymund feels that maybe he owes Jack an apology. And then the mistletoe comes in.

Your name is KARKAT VANTAS and your moirail is acting really fucking strange. You mean, stranger than usual. Pale-to-Flushed!Gamkar fic featuring Black!Gamrezi, eventual Pale!Johnkat and implied one-sided Black!Davekat.

The people around Ciel scared Soma. From Lau and his hidden malice, to Undertaker's morbid humor, to his servants' weapons and veiled pasts, he was always frightened of someone. But what scared him most of all was how every one of them accepted Ciel as their leader and never once questioned his authority. That was why Ciel scared Soma.

After contributing to the rebuilding of the British Wizarding World following the war, Harry Potter is desperate for a change. Halfway across the world, Alfred Pennyworth is looking for a temporary cook. Brought together by circumstance, Harry steps into a world that he is unfamiliar with and into the arms of a man who is determined to never let him go. Warning: SLASH & MATURE & AU

A fan's humble outtakes of the amazing fanfiction 'Champion's Lullaby'. It's such a wonderful AU world that it deserves it's own fanfiction. Give the author love! Mostly featuring Harry and his Minions.

Carlisle asks for help. SLASH. During Eclipse.

HP/Twilight Xover; Harry has left England and come to Forks, where Jacob imprinted on him. The Elders object to their pairing, and Harry explains a few things to them. M/M SLASH! Don't like, don't read. Also implied Mpreg, ditto.

Amidst the excitement of the Triwizard Tournament, a certain Tino Väinämöinen joins Hogwarts for one year. Can he fit in and live out the exchange without being troubled by certain other Nordics? / Human AU, SuFin.

Hermione comes up with a plan to get Umbridge out of the castle, a full scale class boycott, the results are... unexpected.

Facing the prospect of travelling on his own for the first time in years, Ash runs into two unlikely trainers who soon help him become the Pokemon Master and person that he was meant to be. Slash! temp. Hiatus

Systematically abused and degraded children do not suddenly turn into well-adjusted members of society when removed from the abusive situation. Nor do they tend to be very trusting of others, or forgiving. Sequel up.

Written for a theory some person made. "Do you remember that flash where Jane and Gamzee met and Gamzee tried to sell his potions which looked like they were filled with the dead trolls blood? What if, once Jane ascends to god tier, she'll be able to resurrect the trolls by using their blood? Think about it."

Harry and Mycroft used to date before Mycroft broke their relationship. Three years has passed and they meet again. Sherlock tries to play matchmaker for his elder brother and Harry. For his own benefit, obviously. Slash. Mycroft Holmes/Harry Potter.

He was a genius. He could paint, play music, talk to snakes, control fire. He was more powerful and intelligent then any knew. He had strong 'friends'. The problem was, he had few emotions. Dark Harry. I Do Not Own Harry Potter. -Slash-

Some day Stan will have to tell the twins the truth and change their world forever. A one-shot look into what could be Stan's motviation through the first few episodes.

Coulson has plenty of experience in the field of dealing with obnoxious, misbehaving children. Compared to being the parent of one six-year-old Calvin Coulson, taking care of the crazy bunch known as the Avengers is an utter doddle. If only home life was so easy.

Bed. Ted has done a lot of really stupid, really weird things when he was drunk- so he shouldn't be surprised when one of them turns out to be Barney. Barney/Ted. Slightly suggestive themes. Slash. Oneshot.

AU. Slash. The earth was always meant to die once it reached the point of no salvation and begin anew. The God of Death was welcomed into Asgard when that time came.

Material derived, inspired and reworked from Champion's Lullaby. The book will be made of one shots, outtakes, drabbles, AU's and what if scenarios. Chapter 3: A Supernatural World. If you are a dark creature. you know that in every shadow you hide there will be a hunter breathing down your neck; waiting to shed some light on you and burn your dammed soul. Still accepting prompts.

America somehow manages to get the rest of the countries to go to high school! But somehow, Japan wins instead and Chooses the legendary Ouran High School. Multiple pairings you probably have never considered! Editing.

Flowers bring a rather unusual pair together. Yukimura Seiichi may be known as the Child of God, but Kurama runs with a crew that punches deities in the face. It was hard to tell who, exactly, was seducing who. KuramaYukimura

Namikaze Minato, an ANBU Captain is rescued from an ambush by a mysterious blonde shinobi. Who is this man? Why does he feel drawn to him? What makes him so special? Timetravel, Shounen-ai, NaruMina. Rating for bad words and some situations.

Dean has a secret, and he doesn't want to share, but when Yellow Eyes comes knocking, how can he keep his most treasured secret safe?

Harry is raised by Sassy Gay Friend. Not a sassy gay friend- THE Sassy Gay Friend. Based on the videos by Second City Network and one of my other fics "Dudley Dursley's Sassy Gay Friend." Highly recommended!

Upon Fang's most recent capture by the School, he makes some very unexpected allies... A Cannibal named Blaine and his Serial Killer boyfriend, Kurt. Loosely based off of LilyCrystal's comic, "Tales of Flesh and Blood". Might want to look it up on dA or this fic won't make sense... Mild Fang/Kurt/Blaine. I call it Killer!Klaing.

Why is there purple paint in your backyard? AU Gamzee/John slash

Growing up on the streets did not prepare Harry for magic school. Then again, Hogwarts isn't prepared for him either. HPSS, many other pairings. SLASH, HET, FemSLASH, Dark!Harry. Rated M for a reason. Harry/Dean friendship. Deleted last chapter, will be continuing story after long hiatus!

John loses track of Gamzee and their grub and goes off on a search to find them. Extreme fluff. G/J. Cute grub shenanigans. one-shot.

Blaine learns from a tabloid about his brother and the green eyed man he is dating. A tale of true love under the scrutiny of family, friends and the adoringly nosy public eye. Slash

Honestly, he ONLY took the job since he owed Dumbledore one. Now he has to balance out teaching these bratty kids AND keeping his identity as a nation a secret. Easier said then done... Harry Potter x Hetalia drabbles

The band has finally been reunited again, settling down together in their new home. But 2D and Murdoc are acting weird, and Noodle and Russel suspect something has happened at Plastic Beach. 2DxMurdoc WARNING UKEMURDOC IN ONE CHAPTER.

While Eragon and Nar Garzhvog are travelling, Garzhvog feels a stirring in his lower regions while he watches Eragon. My first time writing this kind of fic, so please be nice to me!

Karkat is an albino, and with that, life's a little rough

Mori didn't know what to expect from the new Culinary Arts teacher, except learning how to cook. Harry just wanted to settle down and teach. Neither were expecting anything to happen between them. Teacher!Harry w/ Mori/Harry pairing.

Harry has visions. For the first time in a long time, he tunes in to a serial killer that is killing naval officers. Desperate to stop the visions he has, Harry goes to NCIS and offers to help. SLASH

Not good at writing summaries, sorry.. 2DxMurdoc, DON'T LIKE IT DON'T READ IT. Rating now M.

Harry has Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder, making it difficult for him to learn, pay attention, and act "Normal." However, he is far from stupid. Not a parody. Begins with first year. See inside for notes.

How the legendary tour in Willy Wonka's factory would have turned out if the most intelligent child in Western Europe had wanted to find a Golden Ticket.

"You have heard them speak, have you not…of a child…born of God and Titan…shall love the Lord of the Dead. They speak, the Graeae, of your happiness." Harry was born Callisto, son to Lady Medusa and consort to the Lord of the Dead. Oneshot.

Thorn is set free by Murtagh, and sets out to find the one he truly desires to be with...one who has already given his heart to his dragons. ExT oneshot.

MAJOR AU-Harry didn't go to Hogwarts, he stayed in Privet Drive, he promised he'd come later, but deep down he didn't want to be a sinner. He didn't want to be like his no-good parents. He wanted to be loved. So he went to muggle school. Yaoi & Religion

What if Carter has a dream about a certain god that he plays host to? Corus! HorusxCarter M/M, SLASH. Reviews/criticism are loved!

Poseidon couldn't let Percy go unprotected any longer. A favor from the God of Death, now Thanatos sends out his only demigod son to play bodyguard for the Son of Poseidon. Only Harry Potter hasn't quite recovered from Azkaban.

Post-scratch AU. The kids find themselves planted in Lima, Ohio after being ejected from the Beta session. Can they conform to high school standards and find themselves among McKinley's halls? Rated M for future smut. pairings galore.

Being a gay Hero hunted by a crazy Dark Lord with delusions of immortality, a barmy old Headmaster who thinks it's his job to save the world, and the odd vampire trolling through the halls at night looking for a midnight snack isn't easy. Just ask Harry.

HPNaruto crossover. SLASH. When Naruto ends up at Hogwarts due to a freak accident, he attaches himself to the most unapproachable person there. But that's Naruto for you. SSNU

In order to save Benson's job, Mordecai is forced to tell Mr. Maellard how he and Benson ended up together. Otherwise known as their love story in five sappy songs.

A case brings Sherlock and John out into the middle of nowhere in Ohio in America, to meet a child that fascinates one of the world's smartest men: Calvin.

After he was imprisoned, Harry had given up hope of being truly free. But now, thanks to a voodoo witch and an amorous pirate captain, Harry has his freedom and a new adventure. SLASH HPJS AN:edits finished, new chapter to come.

Poor Percy has more suitors than he'd ever imagine. Gods - Hercules, Ares, Hephaestus, Apollo, even Dionysus - are chasing after him. And all of that is Nico's fault! How? Nico/Percy slash Nicercy

Losing a bet to Malfoy, Harry is to take on the job of Bruce Wayne's personal secretary and bodyguard in Gotham City for a year. Thing is, none of the man's secretaries have ever stayed on for more than 1 week—if they were lucky. M/M

Sherlock arrives home to a dark flat and an unexpected guest. One who's seen the way he looks at John when he pulls a gun. First part of the Submission!Verse, but no need to read in order. Gunkink, explicit m/m, d/s

Harry Potter has a most unusual job, involving dead people and curses, mainly dead people though. When his job takes him to Japan, he takes on a whole new brand of magic, especially as he's given a nameless Pharaoh. Slash, Full Warnings Inside

Sometimes, it wasn't so bad when Gizmo screwed up. Although they really could have gone without the whole 'locked in a tower' deal. /KydRaven

Jade and John explode dramatically into Jake's bedroom, trickery ensues. Spoilers up to early Act 6. No Pairings.

Nately is easily shocked, and Yossarian tends to get bored.

"Sasha, cranky and sleepy had headed for the warmest place… which seemed to be up Tamaki-san's trousers." Slash-ish Rating really is just in case

What DO idiots dream about? You'd be surprised. Akihisa certainly is. As is Hideyoshi.

To each girl, they meant something a little different. But to the sisters, brought together through neglect, through suffering, and through tragedy, Gru's legs meant they had finally found home. K for mentions of child abuse and death.

"Harry James Potter, you are hereby expelled from Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry."

(Kept for storage purposes) Butler retained composure, though a little emotion leaked into and dripped over his words. Artemis continued to stay silent. Trigger warning, and a little hinted Butler/Artemis

Harry could be naughty very, very naughty. Or Harry could be nice very, very nice. You decide which is your favorite. Twoshot

You shouldn't get Haruhi angry because Harry doesn't know the meaning of self control- mild swearing

An Exchange student,a hot roommate with an unsufferable boyfriend, and some wise friends are in parisian bar... Entry for The Foreign Slash Exchange Student . 2nd place winner. AH/Slash

Deception, disorder, distraction and devotion. Don't forget the jam, darlings.

The realization that Gamzee has voices in his head and, when sober, is prone to bipolar personality issues catches the attention of Sollux, who decides that the last thing Gamzee needs right now is to be alone. He should know. Sollux/Gamzee. By Spades

Lazy!Harry is back, and not doing very much at all...

"My name is Jasper and I'm calling on behalf of SlenderFit USA about a new product we are offering called The Flex Pro Abdominal Muscle Toner. Tell me, Emmett, do you work out a lot?" Entry for Slash/Backslash 3.0 Collab by MizzHyde and JasperLuver48.

Winchesters aren't meant for "Apple Pie" lives. Potters, well, they're even worse than Winchesters on that front. Add an Angel into the mix, and you're going to get anything but Apple Pie. But they were all right with that.Dean/Sam/Cas/Harry. Pie Verse.

An ordinary battle with Shadow Beasts quickly gets "interesting" after a little accident... Lemon, oneshot, bestiality, Male Link/Male Shadow Beast *Note* In the fic, the Shadow Beasts go by the less popular name "Twilit Messengers."

Where do all those bad authors get their Mary Sues? Why, from the Mary Sue hotline, of course!

There are three roads a growing witch or wizard can take. The first two are well-trodden. But this year, the world better get ready, because when the dark moon rises, the third path comes alive.

After a lifetime of being warned about the dangers of boys, she went and fell for a girl anyway. Penny Proud navigates harsh parents, backstabbing friends and the insanity of high school and tries to find happiness along the way. Penny/OC, femslash.

A collection of snippets and one-shots from my "Snare" alternate universe. Fenris/m!Hawke.

Spoilers for Season 5 of SPN. When Lucifer went to Carthage to raise Death, he did not expect to meet Death's new master. SLASH

Crowley didn't even know Death even had a master, so when he met him, he was understandably confused and shocked. That reaction swiftly turned into disturbed and annoyed once the being introduced him to an identity confused Archangel in Witness Protection

Ichigo is held captive at Los Noches, and subjected to the wrath of Aizen, Gin, and Grimmjow. Warnings: Non-con, yaoi. AizenXIchi, GinXIchi. Don't like, don't read. VERY DARK! Just a sick little oneshot I came up with when I was bored.

A series of coinciding drabbles outlining the growing relationship between Hyde and Eric starting their junior year of HS and ending in the mid-80s. COMPLETE!

At seventeen years old, the Jones-Williams brothers were probably too old for their bunk beds. Their parents had done their best to break it to them, but preemptive retribution had come swiftly, dressed in drag. ..Drabble Series..

"This is MY forest. The next time you set foot in these woods I will shove my sword all the way up your ass." 1st Person Ulfger. Oh, the connotations of that statement from Peter; but what did the son of the Horned One think? One-shot-crap-drabble.

One stormy day as Mikado races to get to the grocery store, he crashes into a surprisingly helpful Orihara Izaya, and he's forced to wonder just what the information broker is plotting... Slash, BL, whatever. T for brief sexual situations.

It's been a year since Ciel and Sebastian left England. One day he hears the Queen's Watchdog is in London with his butler. Deciding to play a game with the new Ciel's soul for his audacity, they find that their feelings for each other might just be love.

.:Spanking the Monkey Contest entry:. I've known from the get-go that my son prefers men. But lately he's bein' sneaky, and I've been hearin' awful strange noises from his room at night. Should I be concerned? Slash, wankage, inappropriate ogling, etc.

Why was he in the woods? He had just been in the shower. Green eyes glanced around the clearing warily before they stopped on a wide eyed male in front of him. Oh right. Summoning."Hey there, the name's Harry Potter, Master of Death, how can I help you?"

At a world meeting, Canada notices China when no one else seems to and decides to stir the pot.

Ryoma returns to Japan after 14 years. What happens when he catches the eyes of two of the most sadistic men? And what happens when he realizes he's lost his heart to them? RyomaxFujixYukimura / RyomaxKevin is implied

A new season, a new Glee contest and NEW COMPETITION! This year they have quite peculiar opponents. WARNING: There's a smudge of Yaoi in there.

MAPLE PIANO AWESOME! Easter stories to warm the heart and make us all have a gute laugh. Review to ensure the writer that she is not COMPLETELY INSANE!

Sweden knows that Germany's team is one of the best, but Canada is better. Because when Canada is on the ice, he's the same as the other Nations are when they're at war. It's a sight that Sweden will never forget. Written for the 2010 Olympics.

Collection of drabbles and short stories in the style of If Wishes Were Thestrals. To honour Kay. Prompts welcome. All pairings, ratings and characters.

... Are the inmates! Jeremy Johnson is a new doctor at the Danville Mental Rehabilitation Center; where he goes on fun and terrifying adventures with the some of the best people he's ever known. Too bad they're the patients.

Several nations of the world arrive at Shibusen for some friendly negotiations with Lord Death. Too bad no one thought to tell Kid about it.

Four years after Harry traveled back in time, Tom graduates and coils his Slytheriny machinations around Harry in a loving embrace. I mean a controlling vise. Well, both. Tom/Harry, fluffy slightly romantic satire. Inspired by Lydia-Kitten's Wand Cores.

He knew first, then her, then them. And he laughs and laughs, and laughs. I Do Not Own Harry Potter. OneShot.

The Academy's teachers thought they were getting one over on the Hokage, graduating an ill-prepared Naruto while Iruka was sick. The Hokage knew he was getting one over on the entire village when he assigned Morino Ibiki as Naruto's Jounin sensei.

The girls are trying to see who can tie a cherry stem with their tongue. So far, no one can. Except Kurt. Puck is VERY interested. PuckxKurt; Purt! A prompt from the Glee Fluff!meme

Murdock has decided he's a vampire. Crackfic, mild slash.

Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the Ward, the creatures were stirring, each out of their gourd. Bella and Jasper's Christmas with the family. Rated for gore, violence and character death. Read at your own risk.

Harry knows all within Hogwarts walls, for Harry is the King in this Den of Iniquity, even though not all may be aware. Gryffindor is a pack, and Harry is the leader of the Pride. HP/BZ, slash, femslash, het.

After nearly dying in battle, the two Winchester brothers find comfort in the arms of their little sister, and give fate a little kick in the ass while they heal... DASEY RATED FOR LANGUAGE

A little monologue by Violet, the girl fighting the lizard pretending to be a saxophone.

There's a reason Link turned into a wolf, as opposed to some other animal. He's a ruthless predator. One shot. M for evil Link.

October 13, 1970. Canada becomes one of the first countries in the Western Bloc to recognize the People's Republic of China. :::Based off of a request by cross-over-lover232

Short drabble...very short. Switzerland/Italy. First drabble. Do I have to make it a T for someone getting shot?

The choir room is dark and noisy. Kurt and Puck are the only two people not fighting. Sometimes a little exibitionism is fun. Pre-Never Been Kissed PWP

A cracky AU in which America actually uses China as a Pokemon. Enjoy!

"What's this I hear you've been prostituting yourself, Alfred?" When a misunderstanding just gets that much more awkward. Onesided!Sealand/US, US/UK

"Nick's words had resounded in Peter's head and he was determined to do everything he'd promised for the boy. And more." Alternate story ending. Nick and Peter realize neither of their worlds is right without the other. slash Peter/Nick. PG13

Green has an important announcement to make. Too bad no one cares. OriginalShipping. Sort of.

Slash. Mentions M-Preg. Insanity of course. 'Charles wondered in what world it was obvious that two men, last seen unconscious would be in a cupboard.' How much of a headache can Harry, Gambit, Logan and Remus cause? LoganGambit, LoganHarryGambit JLHPRB

Harry's worried and Percy notices. Unfortunately for the redhead, he has always been weak when it comes to his obsessions.

On a road to nowhere, leaving behind their lives and wives the boys find themselves reevaluating their past together, over a delicious three course meal of college students with car trouble. Massacare and sex ensue.JxP.

**Sequel to Reaper** When disaster happens, Harry is needed back with the Winchesters. But after what happened when he left, will he return? Slash.

Aang knows he's using this man, but can't stop. Rated M. M/M Slash. Review.

Let's have a little FUN this year, shall we?

To make some extra money for their countries, the nations take on a gig as teachers at an American high school. Written for TheFlyingPotato64, Second Chance's 100th reviewer. USUK mentioned.

A madman has escaped from prison? Are you sure you aren't talking about Uncle Fester?

Parselmouths, the Chamber and Lockhart. Well, well, well...

A little death can change so much. Delightful, isn't it?

He's done it. He's just five years old, but he's finally done it. The Dursleys are gone. And now he's with a new family who seems just as twisted as he is. How strange.

After the success of Nationals, Sue, Kurt, Santana, and Brittany travel to San Diego to perform at the Internationals where they run into an old rival. Sue/Kurt mentorship, Jesse/Kurt Part of the 'Glee A to Z Kurt One Shot Series.

It was a normal day. That's how it started out, but then, America's side felt like it had been stabbed. That was only the beginning of his pain. 9-11 oneshot; WARNING: may be OOC for America

AU: Artemis probed too far and too deep, and awoke a sleeping dragon. What he didn't realise was how much he needed an awakening of his own. Artemis Fowl/Harry Potter crossover. Warnings for slash. Artemis/Harry.

Kurt is diagnosed with the same disease that killed his mother.

A moment of passion with Kurt and his boyfriend on the football field leads to unexpected consequences for the both of them. That is, unless Sue Sylvester has anything to say about it.

Sam and Dean are somewhat shocked to meet Ash's lover... SLASH

It was the last thing any of them had expected. They had been unaware of any connection between the two during high school. It was strange enough that she had a romance with anyone, least of all him. But there she was, on the arm of darkness itself.

The President sighed. "You were around when Irving Berlin was writing the song, why didn't you just correct him?" "Honestly sir, when someone writes a song about God blessing you, the last thing you do is question them."

The vampires were desperate and in the middle of a war. Claiming their Wizarding Debt had been a last resort, but reuniting past lovers was an accident. one shot, OOCness, slash, M for lime.

The Arrancars didn't exactly grasp the concept of romance, but they tried. UlquiorraSzayel and others. Warning: very cracky.

Written for day two of Havoc Week: Spy on Havoc Day. Breda, Fuery, Falman and Roy are getting more than they bargained for when they decide to find out why Havoc only takes showers alone. Voyeurism, masturbation, YAOI. Hints of future Havoc/Roy.

Canada does like to say ‘I’m sorry’ a lot. But it's only because he’s drunk. Mostly.

Harry, the last of his kind, escapes from Britain after a long and gruelling battle and heads for America. He is completely unaware of the danger he has just thrown himself into. HPDW Slash

Fred and George have always been FredAndGeorge. Until Harry taught them different. FW/GW FW/HP GW/HP FW/HP/GW. Twincest.

K Yaoi ONESHOT. OdionxHarry, "A weird boy at Kings Cross, a mysterious murder and... Odion scoring? Marik's pretty sure Armageddon is coming...Isis agrees,"

What if, after the Dobby incident before his second year, Uncle Vernon had a slightly different reaction? As a result, in Harry’s panic, he accidentally sent himself to the time of Merlin. BBC Merlin crossover pre-slash.

Sam Winchester tries to make a life for himself at Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends.

A day before his 16th birthday, Harry comes into his inheritance as a Zanpakuto right before being summoned by Muramasa to help 'free' his fellow Zanpakuto from Shinigami servitude. Catching the eye of a shadow demon, however, wasn't part of the plan.

Tribute to 9/11. His peaceful sleep was suddenly interupted by a sharp, stabbing pain. His clear blue eyes snapped open; his breathing came out in quick, shallow breaths. Something horrible had just happened.

Kamerreon’s Drabble Challenge — a drabble a day until my imagination dies — exactly one hundred days from today. Slash.

Marcus Flint indulges in a nice, filthy wash. Slash fic. Rated MA, 18 and up only.

A September 11, 2001 tribute. Arthur was in England when the world stopped turning. It was as if his mind had ground to a halt, had refused to go on thinking, and was stuck, like an old vinyl-player, replaying and replaying the images on the news. USxUK

Today, I saw my ex-boyfriend at Diagon Alley, kissing another man. His partner got up and left, so I went to my ex. I told him I didn’t know he was gay, and he just smiled politely. Then his partner came back and I recognised him as my current boyfriend.

One shot, the Undertaker has a thing for the older boy who was standing outside of Madame Red's funeral... just read it.

Sanada had known attempting to court Echizen Ryoma would be a battle. He just hadn't been expecting a literal one. SanaRyo, Overprotective!Seigaku, ViolentlySupportive!Rikkaidai

Harry defeated Voldemort at a cost. He eventually ends up in America, where, eight years after the defeat, he meets two brothers who fight the supernatural…. He certainly isn’t the one they are set to save either. Harry Potter crossover. Slash

AU. Everything in life has a balance. Now and then the balance is tipped, and must be corrected. Follow Naruto as he corrects the equilibrium, reconstructing everything in his wake. The lines between good and evil have been blurred. Bring on the Judgment!

JD and Kim have announced their engagement, leaving Elliot crying, Carla shouting and the whole hospital wondering one thing: "What if I were married to JD?". Slash, JDCox

Crack Fic. Slash. Femslash. Threesomes. More-somes. Not to be taken Sirius-ly! ;p. Remus and Sirius ask Harry to do something he doesn't want to do.........warning, may contain pet rocks. Implied Sex. Perverts.

JDCox. The older man groaned and swiped a hand over his face, because he didn’t want to admit that Turtlehead and Barbie were right, and by gum, that meant they actually had something in common . . . And it was knowledge of JD’s sex antics of all things.

Hughes decides to have a smoke after some passion with Ed, but Ed doesn't like it. :HughesEd, Oneshot:

45 themes and 45 sentances conerning the couple Hidan x Naruto. Warning: Yaoi and mentioned sex. Read and review please!

TezuRyo. If Tezuka was a vampire hunter, then Ryoma would be the vampire. Fluff.

On a team outing, Fuji mind-rapes Eiji and Tezuka, but his darling little boyfriend Ryoma doesn't like that. Warnings: Yaoi, Fuji's antics, Ryoma's anger, Fuji, flying soda, Fuji, blushing Tezuka, FUJI and THRILL PAIR FUJIxRYOMA

AU. TezuRyo. This is a story of a bratty young man, who is having a lawsuit against his arrogant ex to have guardianship of his cat, falls in love with his stone faced lawyer. And in the mix, a sadistic judge is having all the fun in the world!

Alien babies in his stomach won't keep Dib from living a normal life, no. But the idea of it might just eat away at his quicklydiminishing sanity. ZADR