buildmeapyramidhide bio
 Author has written 10 stories for Glee, Twilight, and Merlin. Hi all, it's Tati here. I'm a young (more or less) female from the U.S. who plans to eventually teach creative writing if I can stand to stay in school long enough. I'm an eco-freak, a bit of a narcissist, and I dabble in the lovely pretzel practice of yoga. I write Twislash and I'd love to get on the HPDM train someday, because those boys together do something to my insides. *fans self* I'm a HUGE supporter of gay rights and marriage and all that jazz (I happen to be bisexual myself), and I abhor above all reading het fanfiction, although I MAY read it occasionally if I absolutely adore the author. My Twitter account: http://twitter.com/buildmeapyramid My Tumblr account: http:/// I'm also on Twilighted and AO3 under the penname "buildmeapyramid", but I'm too lazy to put up more links. My first Twific, Magnetism, was recc'd on Starry's fanfiction and Twislash Unveiled. Thanks so much, guys! RachelxMichelle made me a wonderful banner as well: http:///albums/rr146/aquahottie503/MagnetismBanner1.jpg. Thanks, bb! Go check out her site for some awesome graphics: http:/// Magnetism was nommed for 8 categories in The Twifestivals. Omg! *squeals* I was also nominated for 2 author categories! *squeals some more* Thank you so much! Check it out at http:/// and vote! My one-shot, Bridges, written for the Pimp My Bunnies Contest, won a Judge's Pick (Domward's Mistress chose it as her second choice, which made me squee so hard). Here's the lovely prize banner: http:///images/bunnie_judges_choice4.jpg It was also reviewed on the Jasper's Darlin's blog, which completely blew me away. The Tutor took 3rd Place in Judges' Picks for SBS 3.0, and I'm ever-so-grateful that it did. It still makes my head spin to think I got that far, so thanks so much to the lovely judges who picked my story. http:///2011/10/slashbackslash-30-reviews-part-two.html I've begun a new awards site for Twislash, http:///. Thanks so much to everyone who has been pimping and supporting this little site! You can follow The Twifestivals' official Twitter account here: http://twitter.com/#!/TheTwifestivals. Update: Due to my late laptop's utter lack of awesomeness, it crashed right in the middle of the final count. I'm slowly counting the votes again, and I'll post the results ASAP, but with my crazy schedule, I'm really not seeing the prize banners happening this time. I'm terribly sorry, and thanks so much for your patience. | |||||||
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Solar Flare by Siavahda reviews
Written for the Twilight Big Bang on lj. A rewrite of New Moon and Eclipse; Jacob is the one to rescue Edward in Volterra...and Bella is the one to bring the newborns to Forks.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 702 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 11/23/2017 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Jacob, Edward - Complete
Uncomfortable by Savannah-Vee reviews
Got 'Best Angst' mention in 'Slash Backslash' contest! 'The way he looks at me makes me feel...uncomfortable.' Jasper's girlfriend's brother, Edward, keeps staring at him. Why? Who knows. Seems like even Edward is confused...SLASH, AH, very OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 90,377 - Reviews: 2990 - Favs: 1,552 - Follows: 1,852 - Updated: 10/21/2016 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Jasper, Edward
Dalton by CP Coulter reviews
Post-Furt: Spinning off from Glee, Kurt begins an entirely new chapter in his life at Dalton Academy for Boys. Blaine, Wes, David and the boys of Windsor House make his life, for better or worse, far more eventful than he imagined.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 450,940 - Reviews: 7835 - Favs: 8,481 - Follows: 7,855 - Updated: 4/13/2014 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Kurt H., Dalton Academy Warblers
Mergers and Acquisitions by Touchstone67 reviews
When Edward pays for a night of harmless fun, he didn't expect to get the purchase of a lifetime. Will his nights in Seattle change his whole life in Chicago? Full length story for the second place winner in the Slash/Backslash Contest. Rated M, J/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 42 - Words: 647,177 - Reviews: 5104 - Favs: 1,782 - Follows: 1,381 - Updated: 6/22/2013 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Jasper, Edward
If on a Winter's Night by Touchstone67 reviews
One fateful, winter's night, Edward and Jasper's lives are turned upside down. Is their relationship strong enough to withstand the aftermath, or will they be driven apart forever? Rated M for sexual situations, language. AH J/E slash
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 556,342 - Reviews: 3599 - Favs: 988 - Follows: 992 - Updated: 6/2/2013 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Edward, Jasper
If Only by sadtomato reviews
Edward likes girls. Jake likes boys. It's never been a problem for them as best friends and roommates. What happens when the lines start to blur? Can your love for your best friend become something more? SLASH. M Exhibitionism, lemons, grownup feelings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 54,264 - Reviews: 2520 - Favs: 1,346 - Follows: 695 - Updated: 2/24/2013 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
What I Failed to Realize by Beautiful Figment reviews
After an awkward encounter, Jasper realizes he doesn't know his best friend like he thought he did. AH/OOC/SLASH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 80,141 - Reviews: 1141 - Favs: 662 - Follows: 775 - Updated: 10/4/2012 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Jasper, Edward
The Sweetest Addiction by Maddie Grey reviews
Dear Jacob there are a million things I want to tell you. I think I'm in love with you. I think you're messed up but so am I. And lastly I feel compelled to protect you from everything. Even yourself. Jake & Edward. AH. Slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 329,122 - Reviews: 1351 - Favs: 580 - Follows: 543 - Updated: 8/28/2012 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Edward, Jacob
A Notch On My Bedpost by NanaMun reviews
The good just don't taste as sweet as the wicked.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,011 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Edward
Hard by MyLifeandHis reviews
Lonely in a new town, Edward is searching for something. He finds what he least expected in a coffee shop– Jasper and Riley. But will Garrett change it all? E/J/R 3some E/G slash
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 74,449 - Reviews: 1076 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 508 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Edward, Garrett - Complete
College Ruled by Havalina reviews
He spends his days in college filling up spiral notebooks with meticulous notes, feeling listless and uninspired, until he recognizes himself in the mirror image of someone impressively bold. AH/SLASH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,749 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 1/19/2012 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Edward, Riley
That Which Cannot Remain Silent by A.J. Kelly reviews
Edward is a piano teacher who is dissatisfied with his job. But when Professor Jasper Whitlock comes to take lessons, will Edward find that teaching has its benefits? AH, Slash, Edward/Jasper
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 101,414 - Reviews: 808 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 10/14/2011 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Et Dona Ferentes by hidingfromsomeone reviews
Or, Don't Look A Gift House in the Mouth. In the days, weeks and months following the final battle, can two men set aside their differences in order to guarantee the safety and survival of an innocent child? NC-17 HPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 147,872 - Reviews: 753 - Favs: 1,135 - Follows: 469 - Updated: 9/1/2011 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
If You Send For Me by MizzHyde reviews
"And if you send for me I will feel and kiss and hold you. And if you send for me I will share my beating heart. Doing everything with you will be alright. And make sweet love until the morning light." AH, Slash. Second Place Winner Slash Backslash 3.0
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,056 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Carlisle, Seth - Complete
Where You Belong by sadtomato reviews
Carlisle's new boyfriend is young, sweet, and sexy-but he's also incredibly shy. Can Carlisle draw him out of his shell? M for lemons and "Daddy" stuff-you've been warned. An entry for the Pimp My Bunnies contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,321 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 1,077 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Carlisle, Edward - Complete
The Art Teacher by spanglemaker9 reviews
He gave me art and words and passion and life, but all I wanted was him.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 97,635 - Reviews: 7353 - Favs: 5,794 - Follows: 3,422 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stay by avioleta reviews
3rd place in the Slash/Backslash 2.0 Contest. A literature student. A biology professor. A few works of fiction. And a lot of black tea. 'We should have sex.' 'What on Earth for' Edward rolled his eyes. 'Should I draw you a chart' E/C SLASH, AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,292 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 7/18/2011 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Edward, Carlisle - Complete
Outside the Bubble by OvertlyConcealed reviews
Shy and awkward Edward is resistant to change. He dislikes being put in uncomfortable situations and hates forced interactions. Keeping away from the new employee who threatens to change everything is a must. Too bad for long elevator trips. Slash. ExJ
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,168 - Reviews: 497 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 382 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Edward, Jasper
Drenched by MizzHyde reviews
Drenched: A Song in 36 verses. Here comes the rain again / falling from the stars / drenched in my pain again / becoming who we are. AH / Slash
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 14,211 - Reviews: 696 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 6/23/2011 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Our House by NanaMun reviews
Jacob meets the new neighbors - 3 odd, but beautiful men, who share an unconventional connection. And he feels it.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 50,068 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 6/20/2011 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Jacob - Complete
Untogether by avioleta reviews
Once, Edward had what he wanted. E/C, AH, SLASH, Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,887 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Edward, Carlisle - Complete
Angel by Beautiful Figment reviews
Jasper gets in touch with himself... and then with his roommate. Entry for the Spanking the Monkey Contest. AH/OOC/SLASH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,014 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 50 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Marked by Whitlock-Masen reviews
Edward Masen is a self-sufficient, independently wealthy man with a PhD in Social Anthropology. When he meets a man named Jasper, he is shaken by the disappointment he feels when Jasper is apparently an impossibility. ExJ, Slash, OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 465,518 - Reviews: 2420 - Favs: 1,190 - Follows: 1,211 - Updated: 5/22/2011 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Edward, Jasper
Spanish Moss by Havalina reviews
Spain, 1926. Young, idealistic Jasper heads to the Spanish coast on a holiday with rich Americans and finds he has much to learn from a mysterious fellow Englishman. Slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,484 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Red Geraniums by Pastiche Pen reviews
Carlisle Cullen wakes up with a man in his bed. Winner in the Carlward contest. Very "adult." A/H. Slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,833 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 66 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Edward, Carlisle - Complete
How Many Licks? by RockinThatAfroPic reviews
Anonymity can sometimes make an encounter that much more thrilling. Two boys separated by a physical barrier, while one brings the other to the ultimate climax... through a hole in the stall. Gasp contains malexmale glory hole action and great laughs. R&R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,717 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 28 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Your Biggest Fan by OfTheDamned reviews
Throughout high school, the shy and over-burdened Edward Masen threw himself into work and raising his baby sister. He's always felt lucky just to be friends with track star Jasper Cullen. Now, he doesn't know if just friends is enough. AH AU Slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 177,752 - Reviews: 2217 - Favs: 1,151 - Follows: 1,353 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Edward, Jasper
Raw and Rosy by tuesdaymidnight reviews
Jasper Hale hates his high school rival Edward Cullen with a passion. What happens when Jasper discovers Edward's little secret? Spank!Fic. AH/AU/OOC. Rated M. Contains mature content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 91,100 - Reviews: 3575 - Favs: 2,567 - Follows: 1,451 - Updated: 10/23/2010 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Beautiful, Broken by theladyingrey42 reviews
I come here seeking rusted metal and a particular sort of ruin, captured in art and dissonant drums. Instead I find his face and a kind of beauty I have never, ever known. AU/AH, ExJ slash
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,124 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 27 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Tracking Redemption by shoefreak37 reviews
When Edward flees to Volterra after learning of Bella's death, he is coerced into remaining as a member of the Volturi Guard. Redemption can be found even when it is not being sought after. Slash/New Moon AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 99,053 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Edward, Demetri - Complete
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For Now reviews
"One day, Merlin will lope in with that oddly elegant, tripping gait of his that never fails to irk Arthur, and he'll flash a smile at his professor that makes the world slow down and speed up at the same time, a smile made of pink lips and too-white teeth and knowing blue eyes, and Arthur will need." Fluff, professor!Arthur, PWP, drabble, slash, Merthur, weird tense, rated M.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,156 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/8/2013 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Magnetism reviews
"In freshman physics I was taught about magnetism. How it's created by opposite forces, positive and negative, working together and creating a spark. It feels like that with him, with Edward. A spark. A magnetism." AH Jakeward slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 54,610 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 10/29/2012 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Edward, Jacob
Mama's Boy reviews
"I have no idea how my mom is going to react, but today is the day. I'm going to tell her that I'm gay." Entry for the Remember When This Was Fun contest. Slash, E/J, awkward situations, insane mothers, and lots of pamphlets.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,828 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
The Tutor reviews
.:My SBS Entry:. "Passion. It lies in all of us, sleeping, waiting...and though unwanted, unbidden, it will stir, open its jaws and howl. It speaks to us, guides us. Passion rules us all, and we obey." -Joss Whedon E/S slash, lemons, OOC, cheating.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,967 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Edward, Seth - Complete
Fridge Magnets reviews
Outtakes from my Jakeward fic "Magnetism", mostly from Edward's POV, but who knows? I might throw in a surprise or two. This won't make any sense unless you've read "Magnetism", so go do that before reading. M for Jake's sex noises and potty mouth.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,574 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Edward, Jacob
A Mother's Observations reviews
.:Spanking the Monkey Contest entry:. I've known from the get-go that my son prefers men. But lately he's bein' sneaky, and I've been hearin' awful strange noises from his room at night. Should I be concerned? Slash, wankage, inappropriate ogling, etc.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,138 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Jasper, Peter - Complete
Bridges reviews
Entry for Pimp My Bunnies Contest. I've tried so hard to give him distance. Give him time. But he needs me. And I need him. And we both know I will come back eventually. I always do. M for dark themes, sensuality, and brief mentions of suicide.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,444 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
The Day I Charmed the Pants Off Kurt Hummel reviews
A oneshot that I would like to turn into a series should it garner enough interest. Just a bit of fluffy, smutty yumminess about Blaine's big talent-Moulin Rouge, anyone?-in the art of wooing. Rated T for now since I can't write smut to save my life.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,034 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 3/17/2011 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Poor Jeremiah reviews
What an awful rejection! Poor Blaine. Or poor Jeremiah? Involves vandalism and a lot of toilet paper. Rated T just to be safe. Enjoy!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,768 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
No Hands Seduction reviews
Just a little oneshot I fantasized over the weekend, about Blaine's deliciously wicked teasing. A bit of a cliffhanger that leaves a lot up for imagination. Rated T just to be safe.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,385 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
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