POLL OPTIONS:

Number 1:

Sekirei/Naruto cross: M.B.I. They appeared right after the fall of Akatsuki and took up residence in Amegakure. For Naruto it was just a simple mission ordered by Tsunade. Infiltrate Ame and M.B.I. That mission changed the day he met her. The Black Sekirei. (It'll be AU from the point when Tsunade falls into a coma. Basicly she wont, then it'll AU from somewhere in canon around when I start writing.)

Number 2:

The Legend of the Gutsy Ninja: "What is it, sensei?" "Hmm... oh! Nothing, Nagato. You just gave me an idea for a book I've been thinking of. Now all I need is the name of the main character," Jiraiya looked down at his steaming ramen. How about Naruto. Yeah, that's perfect. Qucikly he grabbed a piece of paper and an ink brush. He glanced over at Nagato who was staring down at the table. "If there's such a thing as peace, I will find it!"

Number 3:

A Naruto/KOTOR crossover, or a re-write of SOTOR with recent Naruto chapters. Note: This option will also appear in the next poll that will happen when I get close to finishing The Expirement, because I have no real inspiration to do a cross-over as this at this time. Though maybe a few months will change my mind.

I have a few goals with . I want to write a good fanfiction. I hope to gain writting experience and I want to write the first ever 1000 reviewed one-shot! Now that last one wont be happening for a few years, if it's going to happen at all. I need to learn to write well first!

Age: 16

Sex: Male

Relationship status: Nonexistent

Favorite Bands: Sum 41, Led Zeppelin, The Who, Linkin Park, Rush, Metallica, Rage Against the Machine, Asain Kung-Fu Generation, Orange Range, etc... can you see where this is going? Good.

Favorite Anime/Manga: Naruto, Bleach, FMA, Eureka Seven, Deathnote, NGE, Samurai Champloo, Change 123, Claymore, To-LOVE-ru, Rosario+Vampire, Bakuman, etc...

Favorite video games: DDR, Rock Band, Brawl, Kingdom Hearts, Star Wars Games, Call of Duty: WAW, Mario Kart, Left 4 Dead, Halo 3, Gears 2, Rainbow Six Vegas 2,etc...

Favorite books: Don't even go there. Too many to say.

Occupation: High School Student

You know you live in 2008 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

I'm Sorry;

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

Favorite quotes:

"Even a caged bird, if cleaver enough, will try to open the lock with its beak. Because it never looses its instinct to fly free in the sky." - Genma Shiranui

"It hurts, doesn't it. The pain of being alone." - Naruto Uzumaki

"There is nothing to fear but fear itself."

"You said my duty was to protect my town. Wrong, my duty is to protect my friends." - Ichigo Kurosaki

"With all due respect, sir. Fuck you."

"Hell hath no fury like a women scorned."

"So... what now?"

"Control, this is Delta. We highjacked a Brumak..." "... What?" - Gears of War 2

NOTICE on Wednesday August 19th, 2009: To all of my The Eldest Sister fans, the next chapter (Chapter 18) is roughly 50 percent complete and I WILL finish working on it whenever it's ready.

NOTICE on Wednesday August 19th, 2009: To all of the The Experiment fans, the next chapter (Chapter ?) is roughly 0 percent complete and I WILL finish working on it by ... well, it'll get done.