Name: Alex

Gender: Male

Location: Georgia

Likes: reading, anime/manga, Asian weapons, movies, modern day music, television, Gundam models

Dislikes: corrupt politicians, hypocrites, the Twilight saga, religious fanatics, any yaoi story, movies with no plot, rap and country music, lame soap operas, the horrific abomination to CGI and cartoons Fanboy and Chum Chum, people who use their disabilities as an excuse for their behavior (i.e., Christian Weston Chandler, RJ Bandsma, to name a few)

Favorite Anime: Naruto, InuYahsa, Zoids (both New Century Zero & Chaotic Century series), Mobile Fighter G Gundam, Avatar the Last Airbender, Transformers (Armada & Cybertron series), Dragon Ball Z , IGPX, Yu-Gi-Oh! (GX series included), Pokemon, Digimon, a little bit of Yuyu Hakusho, Bleach

Least Favorite Anime: Bobobo-Bo Bo-Bobo (this anime is nothing but plotless, over-dramatic crud), Duel Masters (It's too similar to Yu-Gi-Oh!), Bakugan (This is a cheap knockoff of Pokemon), Hikaru No Go (I don't think board games make good anime/manga), Transformers Energon(3 reasons why: bad dubbing/translating; bad animation in regards to the robots; and, of course, KICKER!)

Favorite Shows: The Simpsons, Ben 10, Myth Busters, MAD TV, South Park, Lil' Bush, Monty Python's Flying Circus, any good anime

Favorite Bands: Nickelback, Linkin Park, Papa Roach, Breaking Benjamin, The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, The All-American Rejects, Green Day, The Eagles, Bowling for Soup, Mudvayne, Shinedown, We the Kings

Favorite Pairings:

Naruto: Naruto x any girl that's around his age, Iruka x (Anko, Shizune, or Ayame), Kakashi x (Anko, Ayame, or Shizune), Jiraiya x Tsunade, Shika(Ino or Tema), Choji x Ino,

Bleach: Ichigo x Orihime, Toshiro x Rangiku

Pokemon: Pokeshipping or AdvanceShipping

Yu-Gi-Oh: Joey x Mai, Yugi x Tea, Jaden x Alexis (GX series)

InuYahsa: InuYahsa x Kagome, Miroku x Sango

Digimon: Taiora (Tai x Sora)

A.T.L.A.: Kaang or Zutara, Sukka

Zoids: Bit x Leena (New Century Zero), Van x Fiona (Chaotic Century)

Transformers Armada: Rad x Alexis

Transformers Cynertron: Coby x Lori

Least Favorite Pairings

Digimon: Sorato(Yamato, a.k.a. Matt, x Sora)

Naruto: SasuHina, NaruSasu, basically any pairing that incudes Sasuke ('cause I hate that emo, son-of-a-bitch) or "Slash fic" elements

Yu-Gi-Oh!: Valon x Mai, Joey x Seto (Ew!), Zane x Alexis, Jaden x Chazz and any other pairing that is in Slash fiction. Not that I have anything against the people that enjoy it, I personally just don't like it.

For those who hate Danzo, Copy and paste this on your profile!!

DOWN WITH DANZO!! DOWN WITH DANZO!! DOWN WITH DANZO!! DOWN WITH DANZO!!

(If you hate Danzo, copy and paste this chant on your profile!)

THE ONLY GOOD UCHIHA IS A DEAD ONE!!

(If you agree with this, copy and paste this comment on your profile.)

Naruto fanfics are over populated by yaoi, primarily NaruSasu. If you believe me put this on your profile. By Order of ChaosLin

OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been
with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth
records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing
when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't
always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than
you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge).
His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing
regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual
harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using
mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student,
only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that
they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It
declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to
administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform
parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband;
churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their
victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar
in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize
that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and
was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife,
Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To
Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized
he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the
majority and do nothing.

RIP We shall remember

I'm Sorry

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

We're a Dying Breed

To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait.”

To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful.

To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town to see her.

To every guy that gives flowers and a card when she is sick.

To every guy who has given her flowers just because. To every guy that said he would die for her.

To every guy that really would.

To every guy that took time to do what she wanted to do.

To every guy that she cried in front of.

To every guy that holds hands with her.

To every guy that kisses her with meaning.

To every guy that hugs her when she's sad.

To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all.

To every guy who would give their jacket up for her.

To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe.

To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see her for ten minutes.

To every guy that would give his seat up.

To every guy that just wants to cuddle.

To every guy that reassured her that she was beautiful no matter what.

To every guy who told his secrets to her.

To every guy that tried to show how much he cared through every word and every breath.

To every guy that thought maybe this could be the one.

To every guy that believed in her dreams.

To every guy that would have done anything so she could achieve them.

To every guy that never laughed at her when she told him her dreams.

To every guy that walked her to her car. To every guy that gave his heart.

To every guy who prays that she is happy even if you are not with her.

...This one bulletin is for you...

Not many girls appreciate nice guys anymore... And because of this, there are not many left out there... i guarantee 90 of the men on your page will not repost this cuz they care more about their image If you are a nice guy repost this with "We're a Dying Breed " If you are a girl that thinks every guy should treat a girl this way repost this with: "To Every Guy..."

deviantART account: http:///

Image of Spitfire, an OC in Naruto, From Ninja to Autobot: http:///#/d5f988z

A glimpse of whats to come in Naruto, From Ninja to Autobot: http:///art/Naruto-Transformers-148145446

The Amaha-Uzumaki's, from Master of the Blades: http:///art/Request-NarutoxMasane-and-Riroko-279354022

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The Princess and Me

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Rise to Power

ANTI DANZO & SASUKE:

http:///?qh=ion=&q=deathtodanzo#/d2io3w3

http:///art/Drawing-with-Little-Bastard-140527401?q=boost&qo=33

http:///art/pokeball-120458820

http:///portal/view/372919

http:///art/Torture-Sasuke-50707929

http:///art/Beat-up-Sasuke-114707622

FOR THOSE WHO ARE A BIT PEEVED AT SAKURA:

http:///art/Sakura-50482336

http:///art/Sakura-is-86687905

http:///art/Sakura-apoloizes-to-Hinata-95002517

http:///art/sakura-poster-158406235

FOR THOSE WHO HATE TWILIGHT:

http:///?q=twilight&order=9&offset=24#/d1rp2xd

http:///favourites/#/d2jhnm8

http:///?qh=ion=&q=twilightandrosariovampire#/d2l22nc

http:///?qh=ion=&q=twilightandrosariovampire#/d2vw6qk

http:///?qh=ion=&global=1&q=twilightsucks#/d1ewni6

http:///?qh=ion=&global=1&q=twilightsucks#/d1rb1ds

http:///?q=twilight#/d1ev5wd

http:///?q=twilightsucks&order=9&offset=48#/d1q9a7r

http:///art/Twilight-redone-151067434