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 Author has written 13 stories for Naruto, Catcher in the Rye, Death Note, Pokémon, Lie to Me, D.Gray-Man, and Legend of Korra. Hi! Air condition here. NEWS: I have been sick for literally a year. That's why I haven't written much. I'm going to try and start up again, but we'll see how that goes. Gonna do a lot of Tahno/Korra fic. Maybe some NagaKona still, I dunno! Might do a Pokemon fic too because while I feel like P:NL Is awful now and I can't go back and fix it, I still have all the Pokemon muses for some reason. I might just... do a pokemon OC fic? Dunno. I really like Homestuck but I probably won't do fic for it. Places to find me: Tumblr: http:/// If you want to talk to me, go here. I'm on Tumblr A LOT and I swear I don't bite! Also, if you wanna request something, that ask box is a good place to do it! PMing me isn't bad either, though! Request info: I'm having trouble writing in general lately, so I'm probably not going to do a lot of requests. However, there are some things I -can- still do, at least until I get back into the swing of things. -Tahorra fanfics -NagaKona fanfics -A non-romantic Pokemon story. but that's about it for now. I'll open up my bigger requests later when I can write again. I mean, you can always ask me anyway, because I can probably still give it a shot. | |||||||
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Jurassic Park Broken Lives (Legacy Version) by Dinohunter55 reviews
The Original unfinished Jurassic Park Broken Lives story that followed the lives of Amanda, a human, and Silver Claw, a velociraptor, as they struggled to survive on an island set against them. The story grew too large and is now being rewritten as several stories. This is being kept as a reminder of where the story originated.
Jurassic Park - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 225,682 - Reviews: 767 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 358 - Updated: 1/11/2018 - Published: 2/19/2007 - Velociraptor - Complete
gray skies ahead by therentyoupay reviews
COMPLETE. "BREAK THE ICE" SERIES: 3/3. Gray skies and blue eyes and everything in between. — Cover art by niolynn.
Legend of Korra - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 93,014 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 5/13/2013 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Korra, Tahno - Complete
four point one by therentyoupay reviews
ONE-SHOT. How Tahno's world officially fell apart at half-past twelve, and how he tried to put it back together. — Tahno/Korra. AU, Personal Record!verse.
Legend of Korra - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,426 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/12/2013 - Tahno, Korra - Complete
God and his aNgel by JLight02 reviews
Konan was always there, always the angel to his God. But what happens when there's someone else? THis is my first time writing Pain/Konan so please be nice!1!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Konan, Pain/Pein
GBNaru: Beautiful by kiotsukatanna reviews
/GBNaru Universe\ "Am I beautiful?" "You are God. You are always beautiful." And what a beautiful lie it was. -One-sided?-KoujixNaomi
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,077 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Nagato U., Konan - Complete
The Mixed Clan Ninja by Kruegenator24 reviews
Karasu the mixed clan ninja of the leaf viliage, has come to see some of her fathers students. This ends up in an emotional renioun with some one she believed to be dead. But her Exfiance is back, to finish what never happened. So who's the baby's daddy?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,791 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/2/2010 - Published: 11/29/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
Innocence by Pensulliwen reviews
There was something unnamable but wonderful about making love with their Innocence activated— a kind of wholeness that was impossible to describe. Fluffy PWP. Allena.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,656 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Allen Walker, Lenalee Lee - Complete
The Akatsuki Go SpongeBob by BunnyDr3ams reviews
The Akatsuki are bored out of their minds, until a certain microscopic creature calls. Plankton wants to join the group, but everyone makes fun of his name. Sasori has a grudge with Patrick, and Hidan's going on a pilgrimage. I do not own Spongebob.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,393 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/8/2010 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Deidara, Sasori
Rain by Cella N reviews
The rain makes her vulnerable. So does he. PAIN. KONAN. On how giving into one’s desires doesn’t always help.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,321 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Pain/Pein, Konan - Complete
Isla Pena by Dinohunter55 reviews
Anne struggles to survive on a dinosaur infested island after her plane crashes during a storm. Will she escape the island or be claimed by it? The story is based on the video game Trespasser.
Jurassic Park - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,069 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/19/2009 - Published: 9/28/2008
Shards of the Dying Sun by Finnimbrun reviews
In the firefly summer, when the trees sway and drip, the sunset heats the clouds to pink-lavender and orange that burns through one end to the other, and Konan, with aching fingers, weaves the faux-flowers into Nagato's hair.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,050 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/20/2009 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Pain/Pein, Konan
How To TOTALLY Annoy The Naruto Characters by DeidaraLovesMe reviews
If you wanna know how to annoy the characters of Naruto then this is the place! If you get any injuries from attempting any of these...dont tell me I didnt warn ya!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,747 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/31/2009 - Published: 7/15/2007
Clinic Cases by katie mase reviews
A series of one shots, drabbles, and now poetry about House and the clinic patients that drive him crazy. Can be read in any order. New Chapter: Water Weight.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 6,110 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/15/2008 - Published: 10/4/2007
That Was the Big Idea by Winter Weatherman reviews
It's a shared effort. Speculative PeinKonan, some AU qualities.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 34,591 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/28/2008 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Pain/Pein, Konan
Sōtērion by Finnimbrun reviews
Konan understands his intentions. What's more, she agrees completely. Pein/Konan.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,575 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Pain/Pein, Konan - Complete
Konan's Pein by Platinum Prism reviews
Pein knows of Konan's pain and discomfort. He wants it to end.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 752 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Konan, Pain/Pein
Diem Ex Dei by Finnimbrun reviews
The road to hell, as they say, is paved with the very best intentions. Pein/Konan.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,031 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/14/2008 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Pain/Pein, Konan - Complete
not another day by slack-jawed cheese hugger reviews
Sasuke wouldn't let himself cry, but when he realized what day it was his control slipped for once. Just for once.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 688 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
CI: Owners' Guide and Instruction Manual by BabyBeaver reviews
Saw a Teen Titans version and decided to try a CI version. Format came from someone else's fic, who got it from someone else's...
Law and Order: CI - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,742 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/15/2008 - Published: 7/13/2008
Sayaka's Tortured World of Tragedy, Promises etc by EmilyTheStranger reviews
Marysue mock fic. Sayaka is the princess of the Kitsuta clan who can talk to wolves, turn into a wolf, and summon the Kyuubi. She can also get her clothes ripped off quite often. And all the pretty guys want her. She's that beautiful. Major lulz ahead.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 656 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Complete
Espresso Expresso by GoesKaboom reviews
Akatsuki decides to open a COFFEE SHOP! What's this world coming to? And what is it going to be like when they actually get CUSTOMERS? Can they pull it off? Crack fic. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 13,164 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 6/11/2008 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Itachi U., Kakuzu - Complete
Something About Her Eyes by Selene98 reviews
A strange woman with an even stranger story. An avenger who just got the shock of a lifetime. And now all Sasuke can think about is why she's just so nice to Naruto. That and why she ever decided to come back. All in all, there's something about her eyes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,376 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/14/2008 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Sasuke U.
Akatsuki Crack by Secret Sheik reviews
Total crack fic. Akatsuki members talk to random Naruto characters.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,234 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 4/15/2008 - Published: 3/5/2008
Not Another My Immortal Parody by cinnamonprincesss reviews
Yet another parody of the infamous 'worst fanfiction ever' by XXXbloodyrists666XXX. Thanks to her for all the hours of entertainment her fanfiction has given me. It all gets a bit Monty Python at the end. T for referances to adult themes. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 14 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Complete
Death Note by Atari-chan reviews
House finds the Death Note. He uses it for the benefit of the population, but who really knows what justice is? Future HW slash. No knowledge of the Death Note manga necessary, all will be explained.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,705 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/18/2008 - Published: 11/18/2007 - G. House, J. Wilson
Pein and Konan: Failure by Secret Sheik reviews
The title says it all. PeinKonan Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 717 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Pain/Pein, Konan - Complete
The Real World: Naruto Edition by misfittings reviews
See what happens when our favorite Shinobi stup being polite and considerate and start being real. This is Real World:Naruto Edition I don not own naruto or real world. Story only goes on of i get 2 reviews NO Yaoi unless you want it HeeHee LETS GET THER
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/11/2008 - Published: 1/9/2008
AIM by Purplewolfstar35 reviews
AKATSUKI I.M! Minor Shonenai...Rated for crude jokes and language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,321 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/2/2008 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Itachi U., Deidara
Guess Who by slack-jawed cheese hugger reviews
The Akatsuki are playing their favorite game. crack oneshot fic. rr!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 486 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Deidara, Kakuzu - Complete
God's Love by BlackElement7 reviews
She is no angel... merely a young girl wishing for God's love. Onesided PeinKonan
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Pain/Pein, Konan - Complete
Tag by ninabeana9 reviews
Our young ninjas have a day off! What better way to kill the time then by playing a harmless game of tag? Follow these witty shinobi as they plot each other's doom. Hopefully things wont get too out of hand...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,783 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/7/2007 - Published: 8/14/2007
Poke Wars by ShadowMyst0811 reviews
Naruto pokes Sasuke. What chaos could possibly ensue? Watch as the simple poke becomes an epidemic that sweeps through Konoha!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 987 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/5/2007
What's Inside? by shilhouette68 reviews
Konan saw pass Pein's cold exterior.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,030 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/15/2007 - Pain/Pein, Konan - Complete
What if Death Note was dubbed by 4kids? by 10joinfei reviews
Crack! The death note characters are gathered here to be told of the 'slight' changes to their show. Who will be given a gender change, who will be given a accent? Find Out in WHAT IF DEATH NOTE WAS DUBBED BY 4KIDS?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,377 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Light Y. - Complete
Idiot by ChocolateOranges reviews
Ever wondered what will happen if an idiot picked up the Death Note ?
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/8/2007 - Matsuda T. - Complete
Akatsuki Campfire No Jutsu! by megzx reviews
The Akatsuki is on a cracktastic camping trip in their backyard. Ridiculous silliness written for a laugh. Really old, written before I knew Pein and Konan's own names. Lots of Yaoi references, nice.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,734 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/30/2007 - Published: 5/19/2007 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
Impressing Deidara Senpai by Pandasmoosh reviews
Tobi just wanted to impress Deidara. DeiTobi [oneshot, fluff]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 806 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Deidara, Obito U. - Complete
OMG! A Bug! by Reffer Lift reviews
It is a normal day in Ordon, until the Twilight covers the small town! Link, as we all know, saves us all,but he is TERIFIED of the Twilight Insects. What's a poor wolf to do when you can't squish a bug?
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 880 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Link - Complete
Methods of Persuasion by firefly reviews
Tobi glanced around, noticing that the Leader, Deidara, and Kisame were watching Hidan as though he was about to put on a show. He didn’t understand why, since Hidan was merely conversing with the cable man about the TV. Warning: extreme profanity ahead!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 1,446 - Follows: 174 - Published: 10/6/2006 - Hidan, Obito U. - Complete
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Idle Stars reviews
He taught her a thing or two before Amon took his bending. Even without it, He had so much more to offer. If only she could help him see that. Tahnorra. Will be M in the future.
Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,964 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/10/2014 - Published: 11/22/2012 - Tahno, Korra
Cracking Glass reviews
Tahno follows Korra to the cliff to see if she's really as broken as he is. He wants to know if everyone is as fragile as he is. TXK, very slight KXM?
Legend of Korra - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,220 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/14/2013 - Korra, Tahno - Complete
Restraints reviews
One night she felt a little braver than usual. One night she asked him if he wanted to try something different. One night his innocence held her down, and he did his best to please her. AllenXLenalee. Bondage. Lemon.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,322 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Lenalee Lee, Allen Walker - Complete
Descending reviews
Now, she daydreams about what she could have done differently to save him. But then she realizes that nothing she could have done would change anything. Hints of YXK, and NXK
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,857 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/26/2012 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Konan, Nagato U.
Wounds reviews
She had been expecting him home. He had only gone out to have a look around. He was supposed to be okay. And yet he stood in the doorway in a growing pool of his own blood, looking at her with the most terrified expression she had ever seen.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,731 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/15/2012 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Allen Walker, Lenalee Lee
Purgatory reviews
Nagato had finally fufilled Yahiko's wish. Nagato had finally become God of the world. Things were diffrent than he had expected. NagatoXKonan, hints of YahikoXKonan.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,753 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/18/2011 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Nagato U., Konan
Pokemon: Naruto league! reviews
The Pokemon and Naruto universes have become one, and almost everyone -except for a certain blonde artist- has lost their memory. Slowly, one universe begins to eat away at the other. Who's behind this? It's up to Konan, Itachi and Deidara to find out.
Crossover - Pokémon & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 101,084 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 10/7/2011 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Ash K./Satoshi, Deidara
Paper Toys reviews
Konan told him she was leaving. He told her she wasn't. She disobeyed. He would go to great lengths to make her stay, even if it meant breaking her, in every sense of the word. Hints of NXK and YXK. M for blood/violence, sex.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,584 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/29/2011 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Pain/Pein, Konan
Just like the novels reviews
Intentionally poorly written crackfic about Cal and Gillian's journey of becoming a couple with Emily's help after Alec abuses her.
Lie to Me - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Cal L., Gillian F. - Complete
Past and Present reviews
She remembers how powerful He used to look. She remembers the nights where He would make her feel like an angel. This was diffrent. This wasn't about love. This was about the world. Lemon. NagatoXKonan. Oneshot. Angst.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,590 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Nagato U., Konan - Complete
Go, Deidara, Go! reviews
The Akatsuki decide to try making a television show for some extra money. So, they make a cheap ripoff of 'Go, Diego, Go' with Deidara as the star! Perhaps they could've found a better way to make money?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,582 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/9/2009 - Published: 1/11/2008
Light's mental breakdown reviews
Light has a mental breakdown... over chips! Crackfic! Request from FurcCelebrity!
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/19/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Holden goes to Stop and Shop reviews
Something I wrote for english class after reading the book. T for language. Holden visits Stop and Shop to warm up on a cold winter night.
Catcher in the Rye - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 833 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Complete
