AKATSUKI CAMPFIRE NO JUTSU

IMPORTANT:

Alright guys, so I got a sudden idea to make…A SEQUEL!!
I realized that this story is totally random, and it's not going anywhere.
Not like it's a bad thing, but I just don't know when to end it.

So this is the last chapter of this story! (Until the sequel)
I guess I would still eventually like 100 reviews on this,
but if not….whatever.

Thanks for all the reviews!
I would especially like to thank…
Ninja-freak 13, SpifftasticIno, Marufu-Chan, and Valbino :D

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Chapter THIRTEEN

We find our favorite criminals getting ready to spend their last night in the backyard of their hideout. Naturally, it could have been longer, but things got a little out of control.

So once again, the Akatsuki was found gathered around a campfire.

"So then I was like wow Sasuke, this really isn't a good time, you know? I mean like he was just sitting there begging for me to come with him when I already had Susie over, and like it was totally rude for him just to stand there while me and Susie were having an important discussion, you know? Well Susie was all like well at least your brother isn't as bad as Roger's brother, right? So like Sasuke gets all pissed off and goes all emo on me. I'll never understand him. He's just too weird sometimes. You know what he tells me? He says I am a failure, A FAILURE! I mean, have you looked at him? I'm clearly better looking. Anyways, so I go and tell him SHUT THE HELL UP 'SUKE, go make your own waffles! ……….." Itachi rambled.

By now, almost all the other members had fallen asleep except for Kisame, Tobi, and the Akatsuki Leader.

"Right Kakuzu? Right? Right?" Itachi asked while patting the masked member on the back.

SMACK

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! KAKUZU IS DEAD!!" Itachi screamed after Kakuzu fell to the floor, smacking his whole body onto the dirt.

"Huh?" Hidan asked sleepily. "Oh he's not dead. He is just sleeping, I know it's kind of hard to tell with the masks and everything" Hidan explained.

"Oh good he's just sleepi- HEY why are you all sleeping on me!?" Itachi yelled furiously.

"Because everyone thinks you're boring Itachi-San. Except Tobi isn't sleeping, Tobi is a good boy" Tobi said happily.

"Shut up Tobi! Who asked you? I'm not boring!" Itachi said while pumping a fist in the air. "Someone out there finds me fascinating! Kisame does, right?" he questioned the shark boy.

"He finds you fascinating in bed" Sasori teased.

"Hey what's that!?" Deidara asked while pointing to the sky.

"Well there's a bird over there…" Kisame said.

"No, no, no stupid! THERE!" Deidara pointed again.

"WOW an AIRPLANE!!" Tobi said enthusiastically. The rest of the group stared in awe with choruses of ooohhhhhh's.

"You morons, I was pointing to the batman symbol in the sky!" Deidara said while smacking his head.

"Huh? The batman symbol? What's so great about that?" The Leader asked.

"It's a Batman symbol!! It's not an average day that you see one of those. We might get to see Batman!!" Deidara said excitedly.

"Look at the airplane! It had a blue stripe on it!" Kakuzu said admiringly. "Wow" the rest of the group responded.

"Hey you guys, where is Zetsu?" The leader asked.

"I don't know Cindy, why don't you go find him, he might come if you offer to strip for him" Hidan said.

"I think Zetsu is an alien" Tobi said randomly.

"You're an alien" Itachi said while giggling like a little school girl.

"He has disappeared ever since he "made-out" with the blue chick, yeah" Deidara stated.

"Which probably means he ate her" Sasori said.

"I still wonder if he ever did make-out with her" Cind- er- the leader thought out loud.

"What is it leader-sama? Are you jealous?" Tobi sang.

"No!" the leader proclaimed, while turning red. The rest of the group's eyes narrowed.

"Well she is pretty hot" Hidan noted from the side.

"Don't talk about her like that! I mean…well she is part of this organization. So shut up you weasel!" the leader protested.

"Did somebody call for me?" Itachi asked.

"NO!" was the response of the angry leader.

"Well that blue chick sure is pretty if you asked me" Itachi responded anyways.

"No one asked you!" The leader exclaimed.

"Wait, I've never seen the blue chick before!" Kakuzu complained.

"Heheh, well we are both blue, so she can't be that bad!" Kisame said cheerfully.

"Seems like most of us have affection for the blue chick" Deidara concluded.

"Well she is the only female in the group" Sasori mentioned.

"Looks like there is only one way to settle this!" Zetsu cried out after randomly appearing in the group.

"Yeah!" Tobi said determinedly. "Wait no…what are we talking about again?"

"Zetsu…where is blue?" Hidan asked curiously.

BLEHHH

"Awwh nasty!!" Hidan exclaimed as he watched Zetsu hurl the blue haired chick out of his mouth.

The blue haired girl had a blank stare on her face and poked the random eyeball on the ground that obviously came from another human that Zetsu upchucked.

"This means we shall compete for her love!!" Zetsu announced.

"YEAH!" Tobi yelled determinedly once again. "No seriously guys, what are we doing?"

"Alright" the rest of the group agreed, glaring at each other suspiciously.

"And I'm Batman, I will be the host of the show" Batman said after appearing in a suit and tie, holding a microphone in his hand.

"BATMAN! I knew you would come!" Deidara shouted happily.

"Television? We could earn some serious bucks from this" Kakuzu said cheerfully as he started to skip.

"What the hell IS GOING ON HERE?" the blue haired chick screamed, still in the mist of Zetsu's thrown up bits.

"I'll tell you what, a new reality television show starring you!" Batman cried out excitingly.

The blue chick sat for a while thinking about it. "Okay, cool" she simply said.

"IT'S ON!" the group cried in unison as the madness resumed on the group, and would forever remain as they gathered there stuff to bring back inside the Akatsuki lair, where the show would be hosted.

THE END TOFU

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Well that was the end of this story.
Please look out for the sequel….
THE BACHLORETTE: AKATSUKI STYLE
Thanks for the support, I should start the next one soon:D

- Megan (kkaorix)