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THE KH SURVEY

(Please copy and paste this onto your profile and answer the questions! Spread the KH fever!)

SECTION ONE: The "Favorite" Questions

1. Your favorite KH guy?

Sora. I just admire how far he'd go for his friends.

2. Your favorite KH girl?

Kairi. She's far too nice for her own good. And then, without her, Sora would be a f*cking wreck.

3. Your least favorite KH guy? Why?

Demyx because he's so effing annoying and is deceivingly strong.

4. Your least favorite KH girl? Why?

Larxene. Those freaky antennae screw with my head.

5. Favorite World? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)

I had so much fun in the Pride Lands.

6. Least Favorite World?

Monstro. I have had nightmares since I saw Pinnocchio when I was little. Also, I kept getting lost in his effing intestines.

7. Favorite Weapon? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)

Kingdom Key, Ultima Weap, Fenrir, Oathkeeper, Oblivion, Hero's Crest...

8. Least Favorite Weapon?

Monochrome. I have NEVER used it.

9. Fav. Summon? (includes both KH1 and KH2)

Genie. That guy is AWESOME.

10. Fav. Form? (aka. Sora's Forms)

Why would I NOT say Final? He fricking floats and his keyblades fly, he's badass... He's like Super Saiyan Sora

11. Favorite Pairing? (includes yaoi coupling) Why?

Sora/Kairi. I have ALWAYS thought they were perfect for each other.

12. Least Fav. Pairing? (includes yaoi couples) Why?

AkuRoku. I dislike yaoi in general, but this is effing pedophilia!

13. Any cool crack pairings you've heard of? List 'em.

Riku/Aerith

14. Weirdest Pairing(s) You've Ever Heard Of?

Sora/Pooh

15. Any "Kh-pet-peeves" you have?

People who think that Kairi is the most annoying person in the universe and fawn over Riku. He's cool, we get it.

16. Fav. Partner in KH? (includes both KH1 and KH2)

Riku- his abilities are top notch, and his Limit makes me smile with its badassery.

SECTION TWO: Do you believe it, or not believe it?

17. Do you believe in the Xemnas/Saix theory!

A. They're Nobodies. They can't feel. B. Xemnas is an evil bastard. Saix, along with the rest of the Organization, is a pawn.

18. Do you believe that Zexion is emo?

No. He can fight.

19. Do you believe that Marluxia is gay?

Yes.

20. Do you believe that Kairi is the most annoying character in KH?

Not at all! She's adorable!

SECTION THREE: Answer Yourself!

21. If Roxas had to choose either Namine or Olette, who would you root for? Why?

Namine. It's literally meant to be.

22. What's your theory on KH: Birth by Sleep?

Well it never involved the "Chasers."

23. Was Chain of Memories a waste of time?

No, but I would have preferred if you could experience it with the same battle systems as the normal games.

24. If you had the choice of meeting ONE (and ONLY ONE!) KH character, who would it be?

Axel. Dude, we would have SO much fun.

25. Which KH character do you relate to the most? Why?

Sora. This seems a little Gary Stu of me, but I relate to him. I care for my friends extremely deeply, and I always follow my heart.

26. What's the most embarrassing moment that ever happened to you that had something to do with KH?

When I said "F* it." and left Monstro. I came back, and he wasn't there.

27. Have you ever cosplayed as a KH character? If so, who? If not, who would you like to cosplay as?

No. I would probably be Lexaeus or my OC.

28. The Funniest Moment in all of KH would be...?

When Pooh freezes and beats the shit out of Sora

29. The Hardest Enemy/Boss was...?

SE-PHI-ROTH

30. What was a good addition in KH2 that made it oh-so-addictive?

PotC, Lion King, Drive forms, and Reaction Commands.

SECTION FOUR: Decisions, Decisions...

Note: You MUST only choose one! "Both" or "Neither" in unacceptable!!

31. Hayner or Pence?

Hayner

32. Zexion or Marluxia?

Zexion

33. Riku or Roxas?

Riku

34. Roxas or Sora?

Sora

35. Axel or Demyx?

Axel

36. Kairi or Larxene?

Kairi

37. AkuRoku or SoRiku?

No. No, I refuse.

38. Namixas or Namiku?

Namixas

39. Zemyx or AkuRoku?

Not happening.

40. SoKai or SoRiku?

SoKai

41. Sea Salt Ice Cream or Paopu Fruit?

Sea Salt Ice Cream, I love ice cream.

42. Cloud or Leon?

Cloud

43. CloTi of Clerith?

CloTi

44. Simple and Clean or Passion?

HIKARI dammit

SECTION FIVE: The Last Section!!

45. List all the KH characters you've fallen for. (This includes Final Fantasy charcter as well)

Fallen for? Like, in love? Dude... wtf is wrong with you?

46. What crossovers would you like to see with KH?

Star Wars, Marvel, Dragonball Z

47. Does anyone in KH look like another character? List 'em all!

Terranort obviously, Axel Reno, Xion/Namine/Kairi, Cloud/Chocobo

48. Which new KH game can you abosolutely NOT wait for?

RECONNECT

49. Do you like KH1 or KH2 better? Why?

In terms of Story- KHI. It was just beautiful.

Gameplay- KHII. It was so much fun.

50. LAST QUESTION! What makes Kingdom Hearts one of the best games in the world!?

It just has such a magical feeling, and after understanding just a little of the story, it sucks you in like the darkness did to the Islands.

Dear God, I am the sexiest person alive.