So i guess i should tell a lil about myself? No? Eh, i guessed you didn't want to know, so i'll tell you more note worthy things like my fav pairings, and anime/movies i like. And maybe for whatever reason that you might want to further discuss a topic you can e-mail me at emoanimelover15@. I also have a facebook which I go on very often. I don't mind reveiwing stories and will be as polite or brutal in my honesty as YOU wish me to be. So just ask.

My favorite anime and their pairings:

Naruto: naru/sasu kaka/saku kaka/iruka

Inuyasha: sesh/kag

Bleach: Ichi/bak Ichi/Ren Ichi/Grimm Ichi/Ishi (lol ichigo is definantly a mansex guy)

Cowboy Bebop: spike/faye

Death Note(kinda): Light/Lawliet

Full Metal Alchemist: Ed/Roy Ed/Envy

Neon Genesis Evangelion: shinji/asuka shinji/rei shinji/kaoru shinji/misato (poor shinji XD)

My fav. Quotes:

"Are you serious?" "Your daddy!" "Your momma!" "You are my momma!" "Oh, yeah that's right" --Me, my sister, and my mom

"What would you do if I saw your wife naked?" "Why would you be in my bathroom?!" "I had to go pee" "Why would you even be at my house? I wouldn't invite you over!" 2 guys from my english class

My friend kicked me in the crotch in physics... -smile- "Do you smell the freshness?"

"Come here!" -runs- "No!" "If i had a wife beater I'd wear it!" Angelica and me

-grabs scissors and walks toward lil sister - "Sometimes you just gotta get your hands dirty." Me

-sigh and pulls up sweat pants-"Mom pants" "I like your mom pants" "Thanx. They're actually my dad's pants" "Well your dad is one sexy mom" Me and Rosa

"Come on Valerie, let's do it in the wood workshop" "Why in there?" "Cause there's just something about wood that turns me on" Me and Val

"Oh Collin, you have abs?"-poke- "No, those are my ribs and that hurts!" My sister and Collin

"This is the way God made me, boys parts and all" my sister

"I was staring at you and sucking the shake off my straw" "I thought i felt a creeper staring at me!" my sister and me

"I'ma eat that pussy like a potato" "..With a fork?" Tia and me

-Pokes my side- "Fat, fat, fat. I see fat." -looks at Jr- "Oh, i see concussion." My bro and I

"Do you see the dial?" "No it's me, jr." Me and bro

"The doughnuts will get squished." "Wait, is there actually doughnuts or are you just teasing me." Me and my sis

"Dude what would you do if i came to school in a maid's outfit?" "i'd be like dude, thats my brother." Me and my sis

"Dude, why are you so fucked up?" "I don't know. i'm not even hungover." My uncle's boss and him

-Looks at sister- "You better not take your ass to sleep cus i'm gonna cut you. you better sleep with one eye open." my uncle stevie

"J as in wetarded...wait theres no j in wetarded." my aunt Alice

"I was wondering why i can't see, I have my sunglasses on." My mom

"Janie gave me a dreamcatcher and said that it would catch all my bad dreams. I looked at her and was like why would I want that, I worked for them, didn't I?" My Uncle Stevie

"Stevie I'ma write you up!" "Why for being too black?" "I thought you were Puerto Rican" My uncle's boss and him

"You have to be careful this is Aurora" " But I thought this was America" my aunt and jr

"It's creepy right, like a cheeto sandwhich-I WANNA BUY THAT!" my special lil bro

"I'ma get a vasectamy!" Me (I'ma girl)

"Hey, where are you?" "At a party in the USA." "What?" "The eagle has landed!" "Girl!" "Da eggroll doesn't taste right!" -laugh-"hold on." "Amanda Alexandria! Where are you!" "DA EGGROLL DOESN'T TASTE RIGHT GRANDMA!" Aunt Jani, Me, and my grandma

"Oh! He got wings, I'ma trade hime for some pizza" "Well, if you give me slice of pizza i'll look the other way" uncle Mikey and Me

"Hey what are you guys doin?" "Tryin to lick a light bulb" -pause- "Why?" "To see who can reach it?" angi and me

"Oh, you got a phone like mine?" "No" aunt abbey and my sister

"I didn't want salt on my burger." "I didn't even have my burger open!" (my mom threw salt on our food)

"Why does it feel like i'm poopin when i'm humping?" "Maybe because your humping in the wrong direction." my lil bro and me

"Go get the trash out of my bathroom." "Ok" -dramatically grabs back-"oh! Back pain! Back pain!" "What? You said you want ass pain?" my mom and lil bro

-glances out the window- "Ooh! He got dat baby face on that man's body. He be lookin too good! If I see him one more time, I'ma ask him for his number! True talk!" My white as white can get step-sister Tia

"What the fuck are you lookin at? I'ma fuck you up!" "In the ass?" Tia and me

"As a thank you for being on Destination Truth, complemanetary of the show, your getting a full blown case of Malaria." "Sweet! that's the gift that keeps on giving!"

"You were gonna kill that guy!" "Of course. Im the terminator."

"Yeah, I drive on the sidewalk and hit random pedestrians. And when I get Horny, i go reverse all the way" My gay friend Chris

"You know you can bend your tongue backwards and choke yourself?" "Why don't you try it?" "Don't tell him that!" -looks at him- "Stop that!" Tia's lil bro, Dlynne, and my sister

-looks at remote- "I wish there was a button on here" my sister

"Wouldn't it be weird if sperm tasted like grape?" Me

"You like my white pants?" "Oh, yes! They're very sexual!" -pause- "Wrong word?" me and my gma

"You said, 'I`ma' hold my breath until 'I' feel it in my chest. When 'I' go under" "Yea." -stare- "It's a song by Pleasure P" "I know and I know what the song implies. But, your implying something, I didn't want to know about!" me and jess

"It's not a date. It's a group of friends." "Well it's not a group of friends when one friend likes another friend more than a friend and I'm not talking about not me." jess and me

"That was so tight, I almost needed lube!"

"Oh, I remember his cousin." "Who is he?" "I don't know,I just remember he's a creep!" jess and me