Hahaha that's definitely a first!

Dear Fucking GOD! gaaaaa LOVED IT! ENCORE!

OMG a Kirk has a talking dick. HOW CAN THIS ONLY HAVE 6 REVIEWS.
Funniest thing I've read all year XD

Love this.

I had a good, hard laugh at this. Thank you.

That was delightful! The talking penis... I'll be laughing about this one for months! :D

Hi Pamdizzle!
I will always love this talking penis fic! *hugs fic tightly* Well done my friend! A fantastic piece of writing.

I believe this is a lovely piece of literature. i enjoyed it a great deal and await, well, spock's penis to speak up.

OH Pam. You posted it here. This is Tara/pintospirk/Shelby. I'm still begging for a sequel with Bone/Sarek, more knotting and talking penises. LOL.