atissueoflieshide bio
 Author has written 4 stories for Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人. name: atissueoflies. gender/age: female/19. occupation: university art student. activity: unpredictable. but i promised myself i'd be active this year. (active meaning i'd log in and update what needs to be updated.) what i write: pwp. mostly rated M if not all. why am i here: ships: narusasu. drarry (but i prefer harry on top). ccxlelouch. cloti. merthur. makoharu. sourin. romanoger. ereri/riren (levixeren). zona (zoroxnami). leyna (leoxreyna). shikamaruxtemari. NOTE: IF YOU WANT TO TRANSLATE MY STORIES PLEASE MESSAGE ME FIRST. :) THANK YOU FOR READING MY STORIES AND TAKING THE TIME TO REVIEW. I REALLY APPRECIATE IT. |
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The Window Voyeur by Zack.12 reviews
2020Latest Chapter Updated.Naruto comes back to his hometown for Summer break from College.He was aware that his family got new neighbors.On his very first day home, He came across his neighbors' beautiful son.Naruto watched him masterbate through their windows and it all started there.NARUSASU.Smut, Hard yaoi, kinky, OOC, AU,exhibitionism, voyeurism, solo,perversions,fetish, kinks
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,229 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 4/26 - Published: 11/19/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Anything Sensei by glorybrightone reviews
I'll earn it, I'll do anythiiing..." He drawled out the word to emphasize that he meant anything. " you ask of me, I just really can't get under a 4.0. Please..." He said in a cute little voice. "... sensei." Lime and lemon Now expanded NaruSasu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 34,366 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 3/16/2018 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Worst Kept Secret by usagi-mono reviews
For all the gentleness in his nature, Makoto reveals a very different side to him in bed. MakoHaru. One-shot.
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,972 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 682 - Follows: 95 - Published: 9/1/2013 - [Haruka N., Makoto T.] - Complete
Social Networking Encourages Stalkerish Tendencies by randomirony reviews
Arthur/Merlin Modern AU. In which Merlin is an adorable nerd and Arthur becomes a bit of an internet stalker. And everyone is on tumblr.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,879 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 1,159 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 10/8/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Seven Days by Anonymous Being reviews
"One week was all it had taken to change everything she thought she knew about their swordsman. One week was all it had taken to realize that she was in love with him." Separated from their crew, Nami and Zoro have become the targets of a psychotic witch. Together they must fight Witch Island to return to their friends, and discover so much more. ZoNa. Complete!
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 48,872 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 12/17/2012 - Published: 8/26/2012 - [Nami, Zoro] - Complete
Shaggable by Autumdragon reviews
Of Merlin in purple and ass-flattering jeans and made up words and Arthur deluding himself into believing that it is, in fact, innocent to fantasize about your best friend and he's not at all gay. Except when he is. Merthur Slash oneshot
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,525 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 11/11/2012 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Crossing the invisible line by fangirlandiknowit reviews
Naruto and Sasuke have been best friends for a long time. Then one morning Naruto walks in on Sasuke relieving some tension, and does something he won't be able to take back. Will crossing the line result in a happy ending? NarutoxSasuke ftw!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,391 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 10/2/2012 - Published: 9/27/2012 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
800 by Tyranno's girl reviews
When you open up your home, make sure you know who you're opening it up to. Otherwise you might end up with a drop-dead sexy incubus who wants nothing more than to bend you over the nearest surface and have their way with you. Shameless KisaIta, demon!Kisame.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,691 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 40 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Fireman Naruto by littlethoughtz reviews
Naruto and Sasuke go to a Halloween party hoping for desires to be fufilled. Yaoi don't like don't read. NaruSasu. Sakura bashing, if you like her don't read. M rated for a reason.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,439 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Pen by littlethoughtz reviews
Lat day before Christmas break, stuck in a classroom and bored. Sasuke starts to mess with a pen and unintentionally turns Naruto on. YAOI don't like don't read. NARUSASU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,705 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Breaking Point by tailor31415 reviews
Merlin finally gives up all hope of ever being accepted by Arthur for who he truly is. - Warnings: Attempted Suicide and blood/violence - Magic Reveal fic
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,756 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 833 - Follows: 146 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
A Prince's best friend by Itar94 reviews
COMPLETE [Merthur] Merlin gets himself turned into a cat, Arthur's befuddled, Morgana's bemused and intrigued, the knights somehow gets involved in this mess playing matchmakers and Uther is not amused whatsoever.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,504 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 828 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 9/18/2011 - Published: 7/20/2011 - [Merlin, Arthur] - Complete
A FunFilled Night At Chuck E Cheese by ShurikenC reviews
Two-Shot. Sasuke works at Chuck E. Cheese, much to his despise. He's scheduled to close but what happens when Naruto comes to pick him up? Its another NaruSasu. Read and Review please!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,399 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Once More, With Feeling by shadowglove reviews
SLASH. When Arthur gets slipped a potion by yet another magical woman who got passed Camelot's castle lax security, Merlin quickly realizes that people in the castle believe he has much more sway over Arthur and his temper tantrums then he really does.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,114 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 1,581 - Follows: 279 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Laundry Letters by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Arthur attends a prestigious university and seems to have everything going his way… except for an inability to do his own laundry. Mature content herein, etc.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,256 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 692 - Follows: 63 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Morning After Dark by Fiend Maz reviews
Azure blue eyes focused back on the raven's grinding body, his free hand slipping under the black collared vest and rubbing the smooth skin there as they descended. He could feel his breath hastening slightly as his own cock responded to the growing erection against his stomach. NaruSasu. Naughty & Kinky Porn.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,798 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 41 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Fish Cake by Square with Glasses reviews
In the end, it was the stupid bowl of fish cakes to blame. But Sasuke certainly wasn't complaining. NaruSasu EXTENDED AND NOW WITH FULL LEMON
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,855 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 52 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto's Uke by AiDan-Kurai reviews
Naruto must be one brave idiot, or maybe it was the alcohol, either way Sasuke's about to learn something new and it's called : uke. Now whether he accepts this new position... NaruSasu. AR
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,561 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Discreet Lesson by AiDan-Kurai reviews
Sasuke has been demoted and cut off by Itachi and made to work in a greasy old fast food restaurant. Why isn't he complaining? NaruSasu Hard Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,920 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 39 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Cooking for Dummies by D.C.1 reviews
NaruSasu; Take one brooding chef. Add a blond playboy. Mix until firm. Sample to taste.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,536 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 2/17/2011 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Regular Customer by InLoveWithNaruSasu reviews
Sasuke had moved into a new town and got a new job. But at his job there's a certain blond that is always there staring and coming over and doing things to him. He won't stop until Sasuke gives in. NARUSASU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,306 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 1/21/2011 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Headband by NaruSasuGIVZmeBoners reviews
Takes place after Naruto Shippuuden episode 189. Sasuke forgets to take off his fake cat-ears at the end of their mission. What happens when Naruto decides not to tell him as a prank? Lemon, that's what. NaruSasu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,895 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
No Other Outcome But This by NineHundredThirteen reviews
For as long as Naruto and Sasuke has known each other-they had hated one another. They can hardly be in the same room without breaking out into a fist fight. But what's this-Naruto is starting to grab his ass and whisper into his ear? NARUSASU, Yaoi Lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,439 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 37 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
NARUSASU DAY:D by InLoveWithNaruSasu reviews
I wanted to write a NaruSasu Day story so here it is :D NARUSASU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,384 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Neck Strap by onceuponamockingjay reviews
"He felt the discomfort of the neck strap choking him again. He had been playing with the adjuster while he was in mid flash back. "Damn Neck Strap!" 'Oh no' 3…2…1… "So a neck strap? That's pretty kinky for you, Sasuke."" PWP Yaoi NaruSasu RE-POSTED!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,733 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Inappropriate by Fifi McFu reviews
Sasuke and Naruto take text sex to a whole new level. NaruSasu drabble
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,217 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 591 - Follows: 102 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
For The Greater Good by dmnq8 reviews
"Sex? You all want me to have sex with him for your jobs?" Naruto hissed. AU, NaruSasu. Yaoi, lemon, oneshot. Submission for a fanfic contest on DA. Disclaimer in my Profile.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,972 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 1,107 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 6/29/2010 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Shades of Red and Green by J-Pop Princess reviews
This is a collection of unrelated Zoro/Nami oneshots. Each will feature adult content with various kinks. Lemons ahead!
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 47,947 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 9/5/2009 - Nami, Zoro
Dirty Picture by Fiend Maz reviews
Naruto misses his bastard and demands things of his uke that involves a masturbating show and a dirty picture while he waits for Sasuke to come for the weekend. And Sasuke does, perfectly. Naughty Porn. NARUSASU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,473 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 45 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Tied Up by Merthur reviews
Arthur gets jealous and resorts to locking Merlin in his chambers and not letting him talk to anyone else… SLASH Merthur one-shot. Please read and review.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,190 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 82 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Kisame's Sexy Surprise by elric0sis reviews
When Itachi leaves on a solo mission for two weeks, what is his horny boyfriend suppose to do? And what's this mysterious DVD? RATED FOR SEXUAL CONTENT YAOI! KISAITA!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,208 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Hidden Desire by apiegohome reviews
After finishing a hard day of work, Naruto goes out drinking, but why for the love of God did he end up in bed with his boss? NaruSasu Yaoi - This has plot!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,071 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 783 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 6/28/2010 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Enjoy the Ride by Fifi McFu reviews
When you're stuck at the top of a broken Ferris wheel with your acrophobic boyfriend, what's a man to do? PWP, lemon, NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,648 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 68 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
You Are My Perfect Secretary by OhHowFluffyYouAre reviews
Uchiha Sasuke is the perfect secretary. He is able to handle anything and any boss. That is until he meets Director Uzumaki Naruto. NaruHarem and eventually NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 98,286 - Reviews: 843 - Favs: 818 - Follows: 449 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Wooing His Merlin by twilightHDfan reviews
Arthur hadn't realized that becoming King would mean people would start wooing his Merlin. SLASH. Arthur/Merlin.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,746 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 621 - Follows: 88 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
The Shortest is the Uke by Anafun reviews
Sasuke believes that in a boyXboy relationship the seme should be the oldest and the tallest of the two… Naruto will just have to prove him wrong. NaruSasu one-shot, PWP, lemon, mature content.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,389 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 30 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Lost Kitten by hoplessly-hopeful reviews
On a mission Sasuke accidently gets hit with a jutsu that gives him cat like features. How will Naruto react to this with kyubi's dominant blood swimming through his veins. NARUSASU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,688 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
I Want by Fiend Maz reviews
Sasuke gets drunk at the bar of the hotel he's staying at. A certain blond helps him and brings him to his room... NaruSasu! Rated M. TWOSHOT. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,172 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Meaning of Sacrifice by CerealK reviews
For much of his life Itachi may have been a selfish bastard- but when it came to his brother, he knew the meaning of sacrifice. KisaIta giftfic for Mako75 and Master Of The Rebels.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,298 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 34 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
KisaIta Drabbles by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Sequel Drabbles to Favourite Colour
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,130 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 30 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Favourite Colour by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Itachi hates his therapist. However, attending appointments just got a lot more interesting. KisaIta, yaoi, lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,866 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 610 - Follows: 74 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Seduction at 40,000 Feet by dmnq8 reviews
A routine flight back to Kuwait turns into anything but. Who's seducing who anyway? Oneshot. Coarse language, yaoi, lemon, NaruSasu. AU. Giftfic for SasuNaruForever17. Disclaimer in my profile.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,238 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 678 - Follows: 77 - Published: 2/22/2010 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Gifted by Digitallace reviews
Morgana gives Merlin a present that he has no intention of re-gifting. Warnings for hot boy smut
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,313 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 37 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
My Moron by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Naruto is Sasuke's best friend. His only friend. But after Sasuke overhears him talking to Kiba, he has his doubts. NaruSasu, yaoi, smut, lemon, etc. This is for Aiek.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,363 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 880 - Follows: 130 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Deference by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Arthur/Merlin slash. I recently got into this show on BBC and all I can say is GUH to the billionty. There will be more fics about these two. I GUARANTEE IT. MATURE CONTENT HEREIN.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,242 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 36 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Only the ring finger knows Vers Eng by Haganemaru reviews
When Sakura decides to force destiny and makes in a sex shop for a powerful aphrodisiac, she is far from suspecting that she will give the nicest of present for her Sasuke-kun. NaruSasu day laaaate XD
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,466 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 55 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
When Itachi got a clue by TenshiXXX reviews
...Or when Kisame and Itachi realised that sex would be better together, and that Kisame was packin'. Birthday fic for ICHIGO-ANDO-HIME! KisaIta
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,148 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 32 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Bathroom Fun NaruSasu by SasuHiroki reviews
What does hesitation from a certain raven-haired boy lead to? Especially when the context is a high school dorm bathroom... Naruto x Sasuke. Yaoi one-shot. Don't like, don't read.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,035 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
So Far by tofy reviews
Ever since that day, Sasuke's little friend down south is always too happy whenever Naruto’s around. And Team 7's going to the beach in a few days. He's doomed. And so, Naruto's found a way to "help" his...predicament. NaruSasu, smut
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,412 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
All Tied Up NaruSasu by merraz2590 reviews
There is only so much a teme like Sasuke can do when he is tied to a bed because of a certain dobe. NARUSASU YAOI ONESHOT REAALLLYYY LONG LEMON...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,024 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 1,136 - Follows: 212 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Maiden's trap Seven ways out by magic207 reviews
Merlin and Arthur are trapped. there is only one way out. very smutty. seriously, just smut.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,410 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 648 - Follows: 86 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Keeping Up by Klei reviews
Whoever said it was the seme who always demanded sex? Oh, how troublesome it was for poor Kisame to have to deal with his hormone-prone teenage lover’s constant pleas. KisaIta lemons, crack-ish, failed attempt at humor.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,010 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Forgotten for Good by freudian fuckup reviews
In which Merlin forgets something, and Arthur learns something new.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,286 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 49 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Arthur, Merlin
Torque by CerealK reviews
‘Yes Naruto,’ Sasuke patiently repeated for the ninth time to the spastically twitching, jabbering blond. ‘Believe it or not the Ferrari is yours…. Now stop orgasming, clean up your drool and drive.’
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,360 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 583 - Follows: 39 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Miscommunication by Aurore Verlaine reviews
Arthur/Merlin:: Everyone is horribly misguided and thinks that Arthur and Merlin are a couple. Arthur and Merlin, armed with nothing but fierce denial, set out to prove everyone wrong..or die trying.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,229 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 1,000 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 5/2/2009 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Random Word Association by CerealK reviews
At his wits end Sasuke's shrink decides to try something new.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,062 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 1,181 - Follows: 119 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Cookie Crumbs by darkalbino reviews
Because the easiest way to a man’s heart would be through his stomach. NaruSasu, lemon, oneshot. Giftfic for Master of the Rebels.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,873 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 939 - Follows: 93 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Sasuke's Magazine by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Sasuke hates his therapy class… but after finding a magazine things have gotten a little more interesting… yaoi, NaruSasu, lemon in second chapter.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,982 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 932 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 1/26/2009 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
A Subtle Seducing by Lisea18 reviews
AU. M. Naruto used to be in love with Sakura and drove Kiba crazy, but now that he has found another obsession it's getting worse and Naruto doesn't even know the name of his new found love. NaruSasu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 38,640 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 936 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 12/12/2008 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Bread and Chocolate by catharticdeficit reviews
Sasuke is a top-class bread maker invited to the set of Japan’s number one culinary show where he meets the infamous--and deliciously sinful--pastry chef, Uzumaki Naruto. NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,003 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 45 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Crap! Sasuke's Drunk! by edluver333 reviews
Crack fic! NaruSasu Uke!Sasuke. Yaoi! Lemony goodness! Hmm, Sasuke gets REALLY drunk and calls Naru for a little chat. How can things turn out? Just read it! Now with 'Morning After After' Chapter 3! - I know, it took forever. But please r 'n' r!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,838 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 10/4/2008 - Published: 5/6/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Birthday Wishes by KageKitsune XXX reviews
Naruto's helping Sasuke look for love in all the wrong places. NaruSasu AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,891 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 614 - Follows: 70 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Disco Ain't Dead by KageKitsune XXX reviews
You can't really enjoy a party, when the one you love is dancing with some one else. NaruSasu Au. Warning: Yaoi content.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,182 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 640 - Follows: 70 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Total Domination by Montrealae90 reviews
NaruSasu’s Anniversary! Naruto and Sasuke have fun with toys! Bondage, shy Uke!Sasuke, dominating Seme!Naru, neko cat cosplay, EXTREME OOCNESS I AM DEAD SERIOUS ABOUT THIS! THEY DO NOT ACT LIKE THEIR CHARACTERS!BECAUSE I KNOW!LOL
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,847 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 80 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Qwiky Lube by Zrina reviews
With college just a few days away, this is Sasuke's last chance to experience the one thing that life in the big city just can’t offer. Naru/Sasu Anal, Language, M/M, Oneshot, Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,798 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 79 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Library Skills for Dobes by KageKitsune XXX reviews
Who knew the library could be so educational? NaruSasu AU. Be warned: Yaoi!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,747 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 850 - Follows: 78 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Role Play by KageKitsune XXX reviews
Being in secretly love with your best friend is a heck of a lot more stressful than you can possibly imagine. Eventually, you just have to take matters into your own hands. For sanity's sake. NaruSasu AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 60,026 - Reviews: 950 - Favs: 1,773 - Follows: 449 - Updated: 1/28/2008 - Published: 5/11/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Going Down by Zrina reviews
Surviving the plane crash was easy. Surviving each other’s company will be a little harder. NaruSasu, AU, Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,704 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 1,045 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 12/18/2007 - Published: 10/10/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Lights, Sex and Destiny by KageKitsune XXX reviews
A freak snowstorm, a delayed flight, and one moron for a stalker. It can only mean one thing: Destiny. NaruSasu AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,260 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 639 - Follows: 69 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Detention by Lyndsay-Marie reviews
NaruSasu smutty oneshot Naruto and Sasuke share a room, a teacher, and all of their classes. So what if Naruto happens to use Sasuke's papers as an outline? And so what if he's late for class sometimes? Graphic sex on a desk. Dirty talk. SasUKE.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,607 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 40 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sting of a Scorpion by BrightBrightWorld reviews
While resting in an inn, Deidara is stung by a scorpion. Paralyzed and deathly scared, he is unable to do anything. Will Sasori be able to resist the temptation? SasoDei Warning: Heavy yaoi, lemon. You have been warned xD
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,409 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 40 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Sasuke's Defection and Retrieval: Unedited! by KageKitsune XXX reviews
How they should have tried to stop Sasuke from defecting and how they could eventually get him back! Shameless crack and even more shameless yaoi pimping. It's another NaruSasu fic! Rated 'M' for lemony goodness.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,416 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 50 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Hot Day by NaruSasu-lvr reviews
What happens when sasuke leaves naruto out in the sun till' he passes out? and what does naruto do to 'repay' him! Narusasu! please R&R! 2nd time posting
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,341 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Where the hell's MY flashback! by KageKitsune XXX reviews
The members of Team 7 meet for the first time after almost three years. You'd think that after all this time, a girl would finally get a little respect. Poor Sakura, it's another NaruSasu yaoi fic. Rated 'M' for lemony naughtiness!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,926 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 40 - Published: 5/18/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Best Man: Part I of the Concurrence Arc by Erisabesu reviews
Naruto agrees to be Best Man for his two closest friends, promising to stay out of trouble. But when tempted by a gorgeous man on the guest list, he can’t ignore the suspicion that pursuing him is worth whatever trouble occurs. [NaruSasu] Yaoi, AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,007 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 733 - Follows: 81 - Published: 8/31/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Chasing Naruto by AkaiTsume reviews
AU: College Years. Sasuke doesn't want to come to terms with his feelings, but when rivals appear, he has to take matters into his own hands...NaruSasu Shounenai, yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 130,280 - Reviews: 2664 - Favs: 3,554 - Follows: 802 - Updated: 2/11/2006 - Published: 3/19/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Neji H., Gaara - Complete
The Dark Side of Being a Shinobi by kata-chan reviews
Sasuke and Naruto are handed a very peculiar mission that soon turns out to be complete disaster. Be warned: you will probably laugh your lungs out reading this. NaruSasu, gets R for language. Kindly R&R.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,604 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 47 - Published: 1/30/2004 - Complete
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Just A Shower reviews
It's late. Everyone's asleep. Levi feels filthy. But who's that masturbating in the shower? (Riren/Slash/PWP)
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,594 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 38 - Published: 10/4/2013 - Eren Y., Levi A. - Complete
Wet Dreams reviews
Eren constantly have wet dreams about a mysterious man. Or was it all just a dream? (Riren/Slash)
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,317 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 10/2/2013 - Published: 9/9/2013 - Eren Y., Levi A.
New Neighbor reviews
Levi found an erotic video on the net starring someone called 'greeneyedtitan'. Meanwhile, a high school student named Eren Jaeger introduced himself as Levi's new neighbor. (Riren/Slash/AU/Crossdressing!Eren)
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 967 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 195 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Levi A., Eren Y.
Breakfast reviews
It would have been a dull breakfast for Levi until Eren bent down to retrieve the forks. (Riren/Slash/AU/PWP)
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,194 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 42 - Published: 9/4/2013 - Eren Y., Levi A. - Complete
