Name:Dooooooo...dodo.

Country: Apparently in a pollution infested dump ruled by a bush.

State: A sunny place which will soon turn into a black clouded, trash strewn, garbage can.

FAVORITES:

The "Let me get things straight" Zone...yeah...:

I hate the manga and stuff on Toonami or Tsunami...I hate manga and anime on tv, cuz its gay and they got every single thing WRONG! those people cant even pronounce ONE Jap. word! Here are some words they say wrong or at least im pretty sure they got wrong...:

Sharingan

Ninjutsu

Genjutsu

Shikamaru (They work way too hard...They say, "She-kaw-maw-roo" really fast it sounds like "Shikmadu" The wrong way...yeah)

Naruto (They say it all like, "Naaaw-roo-toe")

Orochimaru

Zabuza

AND MANY MOOOORRREE!

(Here i am thinkin', "At least they got the name "Kin" right...")

They also got the translation wrong for probably ALL of the jutsus!

I DO NOT WANNA GO ON FROM HERE!

They say things like this and i thing that the whole show is a disgrace to GENUINE Naruto lovers..

Art of the Doppleganger!

I know that they got this right, but the sound! its HORRIBLE!

Art of the shadow blah blah blah!

I bet that they dont even say a word of shadow in there!

Seriously, if you like to watch the American version, then please dont and stick to the REAL version, the Japanese version, where it REALLY came from. Watch it and read the subtitles! Trust me, its worth it...yeah...

The characters dont even act like themselves and they to add suffixes like they are supposed to! like:

Naruto-kun

Naruto-san

Naruto-chan

Naruto-ojisaan

And others!

And i dont get Naruto with all the "BELEIVE IT" Bussiness, it just kills it, it brings down the cake ok?Even though it may mean believe it, the producers have ears? If so, can't they hear that believe sounds horrible!?

Thank you...

By the way to you flamers, don't try to reason with me because you don't get your way in stories. you cant TELL someone to write about a story based on something if they don't want to. There are millions of other fanfics out there that are just like you want, go critic them and don't waste your goddamn time on the ones that you don't like cuz "that makes you suck" as I got in on of my reviews.

Thank you.

i cant think of anything else...

SO! please help me and i will help you IMMENSELY so do me a favor and read my stories! THank you...again...yeah...mmmhmmm...

Deleted Stories. R.I.P

Team NaruHinaSasu or something like that

Reason: Flamers being bitches at this point who believe that their perspective should count the most

Birthday Blast

Reason: It sucked, and flamer problem as well

I am currently starting a new volume of stories that may please everyone, or some again, but I expect no flamers.

PROJECTS

How to be a ninja

Summary: Ever wondered how to be a ninja? Your search ends here. Does not contain actual steps, but you can try?